Three Minutes of Ecstasy - NSP
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Ninja Sex Party counts down...to romance!
Starring:
Ninja Sex Party (Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian)
Guest Starring Sarah Kauffman as "Sara Kaufmann"
Directed/Edited/Specially Effected by Jim Turner
Assistant Director: Annie Quick
Production Assistant: Ray Pagnucco
Written by Ninja Sex Party
Lyrics:
You've been counting all the days off
Of your calendar for weeks now
You can't wait for Saturday cause
That's the night that it all goes down
From 7:45 to 7:48 PM in particular
Cause that is when I'll give you what you need
Three minutes of ecstasy several nights a month
You just tell me baby if that is too much
When my stuff is in your stuff
Our souls become entwined
For 180 seconds
My sex has blown your mind
(Oh my god you're so welcome.)
Go ahead and call all your girlfriends
And give them the details of how it went down
I know you can't wait, to brag to all of them
About how I took your ass to Wangtown
I'll get my captain's hat, put on my floaties
And we'll set for sexy seas, for at least...
Three minutes of ecstasy
Any more and this house would burn
That's why I don't last longer
Your safety is my main concern
If you haven't finished
Well baby that's just fine
You know that I'm here for you
Oh shit, look at the time
(I have to go to the pudding store, for pudding. Adieu....)
1 one thousand, 2 one thousand
3 one thousand, 4 one thousand
5 one thousand, 6 one thousand
7 one thousand, 8 one thousand
9 one thousand, 10 one thousand
11 one thousand, 12 one thousand
13 one thousand, 14 one thousand
15 one thousand, 16 one thousand
Maybe it's starting to sink in, just how long three minutes really is. Let's skip to the end...
179 one thousand, 180 one thousand HU-AAAH!!!
GAH!
Three minutes of ecstasy
Several nights a month
But not more than four times a month
That would be ridiculous
I'm sure I left you happy
But in case that's not enough
Here's a copy of my headshot
And a drawing of my nuts
A drawing of my nuts
A drawing of my nuts
Always impresses me how Danny does all his own stunts.
Yellowbyte IKR Ross never does that he just tells us to look up scarring videos like Pizza Time
+Zander Hill Fuck him for that. I still have nightmares from that video
0:30 + 1:27 - 1:42 + 2:32 + 3:18 there you go
+Antonio Gregory SOILED IT
+Yellowbyte This comment made my week! XD
I wish the song was exactly 3 minutes
I don't want to be the contrarian here, but I usually wish for NSP songs to never end
It was 2 seconds off to the ejaculation part, from the start of the song (00:05-03:17). Which is practically 3 minutes. ;)
I like how the song lasts longer than him haha but if it was 3 minutes that would be hilarious XD
Remember, it's not just 3 minutes of ecstasy,
It's also 3+ minutes of crying before, after, and during sex.
+Darrark and thinking about it and using a sextant
Darrark worse comes to worse he has an orgy for one.
True
i'd break out the tissues if i were you
While a ninja stares three inches from your face
I want Dan's kids to look back on all his songs in the future.
They're either gonna be horrifically scarred or really proud.
KylieKat221 Maybe both
+KylieKat221 Horifically scroud.
+Hayden K. (Patch Scales) Probably Strangely Aroused
wait
he has kids?
The best part of watching NSP videos is that Danny does all of his own stunts
You're kidding right hahahahaha
Lakea Wiederspohn What, you can clearly see that danny does his own stunts...some people.
Lakea Wiederspohn No he's not. Dan might look strange when he does the stunts, but that's because he doesn't usually put on make-up when he does them, as he would get sweaty and it would run down his face. Not to mention he does them involuntarily, when Ninja Brian wakes him up just to tranquilize him, then throws him around aimlessly and records it.
I call him Dummy Jim, after the name of the cloth dummy from Who Killed Markiplier.
I love how every time NSP releases a new video, it causes me to binge all of their content.
amen
There's no reason you can't listen to all that again. No reason at all. It's totally worth it.
Whenever I'm studying, playing games, or just doing anything on the computer at all I always have either in a new tab or on my phone the "all our songs for superfans" playlist going (that one has attitude city included). No reason to not listen to NSP in my opinion.
I love how much I agree with you!!!
Naomi Davies
Just have it on loop at all times.
Uh I have to go to the soup store... To buy some clothes
+Freed G. Why are you buying clothes at the soup store?
...
Dammit Suzaku.
+Freed G. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE AT SOUP?
+Kristofski Smizofski I get it
+Freed G. ninja brian aka damnnnnnnnn
+Darth Trekkie FUCK YOU LELOUCH
"Just how long 3 minutes really is"
The timer is at 3 minutes
It REALLY make you get how long 3 minutes really is
@@gustavosanabio473 Well, according to scientific research compared to most creatures on earth we are having pretty short sex duration with only 2 minutes in average from penetration to climax. Also the reason why we humans don't have genital bone like most of the animal kingdom.
@@GigawingsVideo lets pump those numbers up
fun fact: in the album version, the 3 minute mark is *exactly* where danny says "one hundred and eighty-one-thousand."
@@GigawingsVideo That's super not true. Among the animal kingdom, coitus generally doesn't last more than a few seconds. They get their business done and they get out.
This is probably my favorite song out of all of them so far.
My favorite is Party of Three, but this one's very close.
I like Objects of Desire and Unicorn Wizard x3
My favorite are Objects of Desire and Let's get this Terrible Party Started.
No love for I Just Want To (Dance) or No Reason Boner? Those are my favorites, but this is very good as well. Ah, fuck it, they're all amazing :)
I love Manticore, Unicorn Wizard, Attitude City and The Ultimate Sandwich
I can't get past the fact that he says "Just how long three minutes really is" right at 3:00. My mind just can't handle it.
Easily my favorite girl in any NSP video, she seems like she has personality and can actually somewhat act.
What about Peppermint Creams?
She wasnt bad either, not my favorite but definitely not the worst.
Definitely my favorite, too. Her expressions are the greatest. The girl in Party of Three is my second fave
Her name is Sarah Kauffman and her character is Sara Kaufmann. I love NSP.
Sarah's facial expressions are seriously amazing.
Couldn't agree more; aside from Danny being drunk it's my favorite element of the video
2:30
I was taking a quiz, and there was a question where one of the answers was "adéu"....
So thank you Nsp for helping me on my quiz
EDIT:I got the question wrong
The chick in this video is easily one of the most beautiful I have ever seen.
And she's so expressively funny as well. I would totally date her.
Shane Long ..
She is very pretty. Also based on her acting, don't you think she's the only lady in these videos who actually seems to care about Sexbang? even at the end. Look at her face when he knocks himself out.
rogums I agree. She showed more emotion than any of the other girls.
Shane Long
Ya, but you liked a Rebecca Black video... so what do you know?
I gotta say, I'm so impressed with Sarah Kauffman's acting skills. Without every uttering a word, she depicts Sara Kaufmann's humorous thoughts, feelings, and responses so well!
Brilliant!!
...And musically, this is one of their very best songs
I love watching their old videos and seeing how big of an adventure they're gunna have. brings a nice tear to my eye.
I love the face Sarah Kauffman makes after Danny says "I'm sure I left you happy" 3:23
Dan is sacrificing his own pleasure for the safety of his beloved. What a hero. I think we all need some Danny inside us.
idk how I never saw this before but ninja brian looks directly at the camera almost the entire time.
He does that most times. He's looking into your soul.
Respectfully, that's like complaining that Bugs Bunny eats carrots in almost every BB cartoon :-) It's a big part of the Ninja Brian Experience!!
voicetube Not complaining just genuinely never noticed before.
whiteknightsucho grump My misunderstanding; NS Party on!!
He isn't looking at the camera. He's looking at you.
0:33 IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT HER EXPRESSION OMG
I love how he says "Maybe it's starting to sink in... just how long 3 minutes really is" at exactly 3 minutes into the song. (okay, it starts at 2:57 and ends at 3:02, but he says "3 minutes" at the 3 minute mark.)
If this and Let's get this Terrible Party Started had a baby would it be called Three Minutes of ECHstacy?
Or if JonTron sang this song. Or maybe if JonTron WAS the love child of Three Minutes of Ecstasy and Let's Get This Horrible Party Started.
gaara508 Are you calling Three Minutes of Ecstasy garbage?!
Hey, man, fuck you!
Well that escalated quickly.
YES!
+gaara508 Lets get this Terrible Party Started's music video begs to differ
I still come back to the old classics even after all this time bc the classics r amazing as well... I love everything about every single nsp song ^w^
There is nothing I would not give for a remaster or remake of these old NSP songs
I never thought I'd hear anyone sing the words "A drawing of my nuts" with such an amazing voice...
I was thinking exactly the same thing. Danny can sing really well, and the falsetto at the end... Like if you cry everytime....
'Dicktember' still fuckin kills me
Dan with slicked back hair gives me a reason to live.
A man of lesser awesome would perish attempting such stunts of amazing awesomeness.
Ehm, I'm pretty sure this was 4 minutes and 43 seconds of ecstasy.
This is my favorite one, honestly.
Am I the only one who comes back every couple of months just for the music in this. :) As cheesy as it sounds, the ending chorus is just EXCELLENT. :)
Do a version of The Beatles " Taxman" song but "yeaaa I'm the sex bang".
Lounge singer Danny always makes me laugh, especially when he takes a sip while he's supposed to be lip syncing
Oh God, the realization hit that I’ve been humming this song for 5 minutes at 12 A.M, very loud...
The girl is cute. I love her acting! For example, how shocked she is to find a Ninja right next to her at 3:02 :D
I like the woman's expreasion when she recieves the drawing of dan's nuts.
Mark was totally right. It's my new favorite song!!
The song lasts longer than he does
Potentially your best song ever! Gratz guys!
The girl is adorable and obviously the star of this music video
"Swear Jar", "Stab Jar", "Murder Jar", "Watching Dogs Bone Jar" and "Jar Jar". Hmm. Seems legit.
I like that all of them have some change in them, too.
I know you can't have enough of Ninja Brian on the comments section, so one more comment will do.
@ 1:16 It's called Darude - Sandstorm.
It would be funnier if all of your comments were just blank. Though I guess brian IS allowed to write things, just not speak.
pablo jams
Once every 100,000 years I am allowed to utter one word. The time comes 2,672.
Or,you know. Behind the scenes. And lecturing about physics.
Ninja Brian Princess Handjob, are you immortal?
pablo jams ...........................
this chorus is amazing
This is seriously the best thing ever.
This is their best song by far.
This song is amazing
Well except the end and the nuts
Ninja Brian seems very relaxed in this video; I wonder if he's slowly becoming more and more irate.
This song has been stuck in my head all day and I forgot the name of it. All I knew is that the singer sounded like Dan. That refrain is incredible.
Three mins with Danny is all I need.
The Danny Double Dummy is my favorite!!❤😂
Took me 2 years to see the 3 Dans in the back of this video dancing, I now laugh way too hard everytime I watch this
the dancing dannies in the back fucking kill me every time
End of video: swear jar, stab jar, murder jar, watching dogs bone jar, and jar jar ( with pic of jar jar from Star Wars)
i just love the full 30 seconds of outtakes of danny's dummy getting thrown against trees
i love those jars at the end
Those were great four minutes of ecstasy
Listening to Dan sing "a a drawing of my nuts" was more amazing than I would have thought 3:49
I shouted "I'll teach you the ways!" at your Manchester gig! I will push this, Dude!!
Seeing Danny with slicked-back hair is a damn trip
What's a classic and what a time a much simpler sexyer time I miss lol
I fuckin love how Brians always looking at the camera lmao
the look of brian in the last second speaks for itself. :]
" safety is my main concern" I CAN'T BREATHE
This song would have been perfect if it was 3 minutes long.
God Dannit, this is such a classic!
I'm so impressed that Dan does his own stunts
Ninja Brian at the end of this video was awesome!
what even xD why am I here? cause Mark. and this awesome xD
I can't stop listening AHHHHH
The lady in this video is hilarious... I keep watching her and seeing the amazing faces she pulls. Kudos to 3:02 when she notices Brian right behind her.
Sarah's performance is hilarious, I love her expressions.
I love the Danny dancers in the background
It's probably the best thing about this video. Lol
00:26 is so funny, this fucken dude shows up and she visible recoils its so fucken funny
this is called 3 mins of ecstasy but it game me 4:44 mins of ecstasy
Every time I see him jump through that window I laugh for ten minutes straight.
this is definitely one of my fave nsp songs, it rocks!
I just cant get over the jar jar.
If you only get 3 min with Danny, I can't imagine how quick it would be with Ninja Brian.
Anyone else notice the jar jar
That’s 2 minutes and 57 seconds more ecstasy than I can give, respect.
Ninja Brian in a suit is my new favorite thing.
Oh man Dan, becoming a new fan of NSP, I gotta say...that was more like 4 minutes of ecstacy
Oh s*it my house is on fire!!
i don’t know why i like this song so much, must be the best and sound. it makes me feel happy.
* beat
Oh man XD This is my favorite little end skit. I might have to set up a murder jar...
I really really hope the fact that this takes place at 7:45 is a reference to the iconic "ooh baby it's a quarter to eight and I feel I'm in the mood"
This song gets 1000 times funnier if you imagine Ross singing the "aaahhh"s during the choruses.
best part of the whole song is the ending with the "drawing of my nuts" part haha. And the face she makes after seeing the drawing had me floored xD
i can't stop watching this
send help
It feels like i am the only person in Guatemala that actually enjoy this videos :v
u guys r awesome!!
I love how, despite the disdain Danny's girlfriend has for him she's still worried when he injures himself headbutting that board. She has an emotional connection to him at least.
Sarah Kauffman is so friggin cute and she kind of reminds me of Anna Paquin haha! Sarah for next Rogue if they make more X-Men reboots!
Am I the only one who thinks this is musically inspired by Africa??
What. The. Fuck?
The band, not the continent.
probably
razbuten Africa is a song by toto, not a band
Brian Rana
To be fair, other than Hold The Line, Africa is the only important song by Toto. Either way you are TOTOlly correct. My mistake.
this video is awfully long
So is Danny Sexbang
;9
+Charlie Snape good point
Aged like wine.
this girl's face og "ughhh" is just too perfect, lol
I just realized, when Dan says "it's starting to sink in on 180 seconds really is," that hits right at the 3 minute mark
0:32 and I feel in love with Danny 4EVA
I know I can't be the only one who wants a copy of that calendar