Cool Patrol - NSP
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- Опубліковано 26 вер 2024
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Written by Ninja Sex Party (Dan Avidan and Brian Wecht)
Performed by Ninja Sex Party and TWRP
Starring:
Jacksepticeye as The Kid
Markiplier as Cool Patrol Leader
Ryan Magee as Verified Cool Patrol Member
Matt Wilson as Unverified Cool Patrol Member
Jordan McQuiston, Diamond Walker, and Hunter Collins as Roller Dancers
Zan Alda as Cow
Barry Kramer as Camel
Kaden Vu and Eric Radic as Bullies
Lala Araki, Milloux, and Lindsey Jennings as Roller Ladies
Jordan Irby, Jeffrey Minter, Viktoria Ershova, Jonathan Sapp, Christina Correa, Kassandra Corea, Pamela Horton, Vernon Shaw, Kyle Crosby, and Daniel Stonem Ali, Meredith Quail, and Amy as Roller Rink Patrons
Director: Sean Barrett
Editor: Sean Barrett
Producer: Svetlana Dekic
Production Supervisor: Sarah Williams
Director of Photography: Gordon Yould
Additional Post-Production: Matt Watson
1st AC: Brooks Burgoon
2nd AC: Jeffrey Ball
Steadicam Operator: Bryant Swanstrom
Gaffer: Seth Naugle
Key Grip: Conrad Wrobel
Media Manager: Andrew Fontanelle
Makeup: Taja Davis
Wardrobe: Lici Koch
NSP Costumes: Kristen Carr
Art Department: Kati Schwartz
Production Assistants: Tasha Anderson, Rory Ross
Manager: Brent Lilley
Lyrics:
Yo Ninja Brian, you see that high schooler over there getting pushed around? This looks like a job for the Cool Patrol!
Hey Kid! (Yo!) You're getting picked on in school
The other boys! (Huh!)! They say you just ain't cool
Well that's bullshit! (Yeah!!) We're gonna teach you the rules
Those motherfuckers ain't gonna bother you no more
We are the bad boys (Oh!) from the tough side of town
We are the Cool Patrol (Woo!) we'll turn your life around
Those bullies (AW SHIT) their ass is done for now
We're gonna show you how! So fuckin' listen y'all! First…
You put your hands in the air
And you jump off the ground
And then you take that funky butt and you shake it all around
And lightly jog in place and then crank it up to a prance
This is the cool patrol dance
Now put your hands in your pockets
And take them right back out
Then spin around in a circle and make an animal sound (moo)
Then glide into the sprinkler like you're gonna water the plants
This is the cool patrol dance
Whee!
Motherfuckin' bullies better watch their ass
You're sending all them shits a message there's a new king in class
When they see you they're gonna freak out and piss their pants
THEY ARE YOUR BITCHES! THEY ARE YOUR BITCHES BECAUSE...
You put your hands in the air
And then stick out your rear end
And then you wiggle it real hard and you hug your closest friend
And then you wildly remove your clothes and tearaway pants
This is the cool patrol dance
Now rub the peanut butter on you
From your head to your feet
And cover up your nudity with different cheeses and meats
Then slap a camel because this could be your only chance
This is the cool patrol dance
Cool Break!
synth solo
You put your hands in the air
And grab a bird from the sky
And eat it whole so that you may absorb its power of flight
Now you can also dive bomb fish because your vision's enhanced
This is the cool patrol dance
You're basically a superhero now
So throw some cars
Then rub your magnum thighs together and set fire to Mars
Now harness all your sexy fury in a victory stance
This is the cool patrol dance!
So glad it's finally out in the wild! Such a damn good song! :D
Thanks again for letting me be part of something awesome
Hi jack! :D how are you?
AMY MARK MATT RYAN AND JACK IN A NSP MUSIC VIDEO MY HEART!! TOO MANY FEELS!... Sorry, i had a freak out there! XD I'm so happy for you Jack!! :D
LOL first reply on this comment!!!!!!
How's after life going now you are #1 Cool Kid? hahaha
I LOVE YOU
HECK YEEEEEEEEE!!
Markiplier HI Mark!
omg I screamed when I saw you!!
Markiplier This is amazing!😂
Loved you in this, Mark.
Markiplier soooo coooool
I just realized his whole song is Danny gently reminding us he’s basically a middle aged dad who’s somehow cooler than some other dads
To real
all other dads.
Daddy Danny ~
As a slightly uncool middle aged dad this song always pulls me out of some dark places
Close, hes actually a dad going through a midlife crisis
Mark putting every last ounce of his soul into his part despite just being a background dancer fills me with such joy. There are no small roles, only small actors.
He’s NOT short!!!!111!!!!
Mark got cake 😮
He's not a background dancer, he's clearly the Cool Patrol Leader, as credited in the description, which therefore makes him the titular character
LMAO Mark a small actor... The fact that this was done six years ago though
The funniest part is they probably had to ask him to tone it down a bit 😂
Mark looks like he's been waiting his whole life for this
We've all been waiting our whole lives for this
@@grimgarbage2608 Amen, Brother.
Shoot, Mark Ryan and Matt all look like they were waiting for this.
after 4 years of this gem in my life, and not even being a big fan of Markiplier. every time I come back to this baby, I think to myself:
mah boi Markiplier carrying the choreography.
Because he has been waiting on this his whole life.
I love the fact that they had to hide Jack's hair with the crown during the green-screen scenes.
XD I just realized that now.
greenarwen lol
randomponyater YES XD
Why didn't they blue-screen it?
+randomponyater Haha yes that would be great ! I don't if it'd be easy but it should be possible. I wish someone would do that !
Everyone: (especially Mark) having the time of their life
Brian: serious as always
Jack: looks very uncomfortable
Wouldn’t you if you were in that situation
@@pearlrosing4286 yes I would have the time of my life
Mark looked the happiest there
ive watched this video countless times and it never disappoints
Thats jacks roll
I really wanna thank NSP. I tried this technique and the bullying stopped. Not only that, but they wouldn't come within 50 feet of me. Everyone else also wouldn't come within 50 feet of me.
Really? I must've done something wrong. After I ate that bird live in front of my boss, people definitely started messing with me. Well they were all cops, but still.
I did this but that just made me a bigger target for bullying.
@@bushman18882 F
Because the judge said so
You performed the force field incantation
I wonder how hard it was for them to keep a straight face.
they are crazy, but poor Jack jsut standing there and watching them dance in front of him in a colourfull joga something :D
Dana Ondráčková jack was probably used to it
He's friends with all of them 😂
Jasmine Herbert I dont believe such a giggly cutsie not to laugh when he saw those weirdos :D especially Mark, he looks so happy and bouncy :D
Vanessa Heerts they didnt, just look at them.
you mean keep a straight face because Dan?
Markiplier looks like he's having the time of his life
@ some people don’t like to call youtubers there real name
So does Barry lol
Who wouldn’t honestly
Who wouldn’t
IKR?! XD He's all :D as he's dancing. lolz
Is nobody else literally in tears at Brian ripping away his pants to reveal only more pants
I didn't notice until now, thank you
Literally the best part of the video.
Timestamp?
@@Gamez_Studios_1:45
Why do I feel like Danny found the wolverine claws about 4 seconds before they started shooting and everyone just rolled with it
Yeah, like a kid who just found a toy and wanted to find a way to show it off to his friends.
Ryan: yo guys! My claws off amazon came yesterd-
Danny: MINE!!!
Wolverine? I'm claiming this one...
Probably did.
ROLLED WITH IT HAAH FUNNY JOKE
Mark look's like he's having a little to much fun...
Yeah lol.
Well he is listed in the cast as "Leader of the Cool Patrol" So he probably had to be the most fab... or he earned the title because of how fab he was dancing
lol yes
Assassinboy 990 yes he is
Clearly he is.
why does every new nsp video feel like opening a gift on your birthday
Happy Birthday, Here's My Schlong
I don't know how to reply to that
Probably gonna be a song knowing NSP
Paladin j mac you graciously accept
Paladin j mac same
I just realized, at 2:28, Brian is really playing the keyboard without looking at it. He’s not faking it, he’s hitting the correct notes.
Oh shit, you're right!
Damn, he's good.
Who could expect less from Brian ?
jack: *i am very uncomfortable with the energy we've created in this studio*
I'm here for this reference. Very here
The mcelroy reference is on point. Honestly, when i first heard this song, i thought it suuuuper had a mcelroy energy about it
@@saxmaverick bb0 bb b b lb h90bn b 0p
Shakira: my hips don't lie
Mark: same
Shakira: what
Mark: what
600th like
Technically hips are literally talking shit
@@whiteguy3685 thank you phoenix wright!
@@whiteguy3685 Genius
I feel like Shakira fears how Mark can move his hips
During the Cool Break, Dan sounds like that voice that says stuff like “Great!” “Perfect!” “Awesome!” During a rhythm game
Wii Sports Resort...
WII sports be like
D.J .R.L “Nice shot!”
@@chrisrains8670 *the ball goes out of bounds or into the bunker*
@@chrisrains8670 "NICE ON"
Seeing Mark and Jack with dyed hair sure is a throwback
Ah yes the time period where almost all the popular youtubers died they're hair
Back when everything on here was so much better
@@annsh.6487 The boys are still great but I get you. 2016- 2017 was massive for UA-cam stardom
And then there is Jack's comics
@@mordredpendragon1235 Died and turned into hair?!
This is like when the guardians of the galaxy joined the avengers
Omg, that's accurate.
The font they use for camel slap looks pretty familiar too...
@@guyinthecorner0 grass
YES
No, this is better!
1:43
I just realized that ninja Brian tears away his pants to reveal another pair of identical pants.
1:58
Wait, who the fuck is that in the cow suit, and why didn't I notice him last time I watched this?
Never mind on that second one, just realized he was in the description.
+Forgot Other Password That is the naked guy from "Dragon Slayer" and "Let's Get This Terrible Party Started".
+Forgot Other Password. I have no idea how many times I've watched this, and I just noticed Brian's pants. I guess I was, um, looking somewhere else. :D
*Forgot Other Password how hot must he be........?......IN THE OUTFIT THAT IS. IM NOT BI *dani FUCKING hides under a rock*
Marvel: Endgame is the most ambitous crossover
Ninja Sex Party: Hold our spandex
Too soon Nsp has to control the media first. Then they can use the stoners to destroy the stones
Theregoesthemilk Battle Kid: I’m the best Game Grumps playthrough
Endless Ocean 2: Hold our soda and our OJ
that joke sucks and you should feel sucks
Hold our tear away pants
DUDE. YER KILLIN ME RN
I can’t stop laughing at Ninja Brian staring intensely at Mark’s junk at 0:45
god i didn’t even notice that lmao that’s hilarious
I NEVER NOTICED UNTIL NOW
I NEVER NOTICED
IVE BEEN LISTENING TO THIS FOR YEARS AND I HAVE NEVER SEEN THAT WTF LMAO
I never noticed 😭
Remember, they had to rent out the entire skating rink to sing a song about dancing while wearing fanny packs and leotards...
BM11 Games OMG EXACTLY
Worth every penny
And it's the same rink that Mark rented for Wilfred Motherloving Warfstache
If this was the 90s maybe but nowadays I'm sure they just walked in on a Tuesday afternoon.
And your point would be?
NSP is the only group that can make an anti-bullying video that actually works
Because swears maybe?
Yea
I mean it won’t stop bullying but at least it’s a catchy dance
Just listen to doom music
@@viviaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan I mean... You're not wrong
Teachers dealing with bullying vs how it works out
Because that’s what hero’s do
The accuracy of this comment is genuinely painful...
So true
Not enough love is going to the dancers on roller skates. They were rocking it.
Rock n' roll-er skates
Look these guys up, they are awesome! Breakskate - pretty sure it's them!
I’m frightened by how good Mark is at the Cool Patrol dance
It is just that the rest are clearly no good.
Lmao..right? I love it
That's because Mark is good at (almost) everything he does!!! Personally, I don't know what he's not good at... But... Yeah
@@friedpenuts
Supermega can do anything, shhh
How excited are you?
Mark: “Yes!”
I love how Mark way overdid it in this.
He's the leader!
He's-a Markimoo!!!
He gets way too into it
I mean if your going to do something ridiculous you may as well have fun with it.
He’s over the top because this is what he was made to do
I would like to see some bloopers from this video...
thesmiths 31210 right???
Someone fell on the rollerblades.
thesmiths 31210 YES!!!!!
that was the first thing i thought
thesmiths 31210 HELL YES
Marks solo HOO at the start was so perfectly executed
0:15
markiplier jumpscare
So is Jack wearing the crown so his hair won't disappear during the green screen moments? XD
Underrated comment. It definitely would've caused issues in the editing.
Omg 😂 😂
GENIUS!!!
What green screen? That's all real
It could've been blue screen.
Brian: is a scientist
Also Brian: stares fiercely at Mark's junk
For science!
Time to do some scientific research. INTENSE, hands-on scientific research.
He's really STUDYING it. Eh? Eh??? ok ill leave now
Time stamp please
@@E-Dame 0:46
I'm starting to think those highschooler bullies arent actually highschoolers.
What makes you think that? They look 16 max
Whaaat? Naaah...
You know they are just your average teenage anime protagonists lol
im surprised there hasn’t been a r/woooooosh yet
@Mr Zman Isn't that a fax machine?
i did this is in school and now nobody talks to me. Thanks guys, no more bullies!
F?
I would immediately become your friend if you played this
I would have joined in on that dance. And we would be laughing at all the haters while eating peanut butter and deli meats.
Try it again... but actually show the bullies the original song. Then they’ll love you.
Some people don't accept true beauty
4 years later and i still can't get over on how jack is dressed like spongebob
I can never unsee this thank you
🤣🤣
Brian Wecht, a proffeser in physics who could of easily worked his entire life at one of the most procidous colleges in the UK just widely pointed a knife at two strangers with a look in his eyes you normally see in pcycopaths and slapped a camel, all of this, while wearing a cheaply made ninja costume.
He is one of my favorite human beings.
Bold to assume he's a 'human being'
I feel like anyone who works in the food or retail industry, or anyone who has a Ph.D in literally anything, has to be some degree insane. Ninja Brian has clearly discovered his outlet - wanton murder in a discount Halloween store costume.
HOLY FECKING SHITE ARE YOU THE BIGRED CUZ IF SO I I LOVE YOU
This is the best way to describe Brian "Ninja Brian" Wecht.
He is one of the best humans in existance
*im not surprised*
jack looked terrified during like
the whole video
It's so odd, cause in his own videos he's the most animated out of all of them.
Who wouldn't, working with Brian?
@@twistedwizard9100 Honestly, I'd be more concerned if he wasn't terrified when working with Brian--
Mark looks like he is having the absolute time of his life. XD
Ikr my poor baby
Fun Fact:
Mark wasn’t even supposed to be there he just
happened to be here
Nah he just want to know how long he is gonna last until he got kicked out
Wait is this true because if it is that’s some top tier shit
yeah, he doesnt exist after all, idk how he got there
“Oh hey guys, I couldn’t help but notice you didn’t fight me. That’s fine tho. Oh, what a coincidence that I brought all the necessary outfits and brought my dancing shoes. I might as well dance with you guys, what do you think?”
Yea he always just shows up and they're too awkward to ask him to leave so they put him in the videos
That keyboard solo is genuinely one of the most happy, positive, fun parts I've ever heard in a song & it makes me feel better every time I hear it.
When four UA-camrs simultaneously delay videos because they're "working on something special."
You know it
"Special" is a word for it
Special is the word for it.
PotatoWiz hahaha 420 likes
Lol still 420 likes
"Slap a camel because this could be your only chance" Translation: We bought a camel costume for the Egyptian themed Tableflip episodes and have no other use...so here's us trying to make use of it
Nicholas LionRider OH MY GOD THATS SO TRUE
Nicholas LionRider No, they're sex themed and the camel is a euphemism
Nicholas LionRider desperate lyrics amirite... it's still works
yes
how can you complain, this is awesome
Honestly the roller dancers deserve a lot more attention then they get
agreed!
I replay the part where they get up with just the tips of the feet cause it amazes me everytime!
You may need to pay more attention to your English, too.
@@Malachiteinferno okay then
What roller dancers?
I need a 2022/2023 update on how mark feels about being in this cause he looks like hes loving it
Imagine him doing the dance on his OnlyFans. That would be fucking hilarious.
I can never look at Mark the same way ever again
Jody Fawcett Same 😂👌🏼
I can never look away from Mark ever again.
This is hardly the most flamboiant thing mark has done (e.g. Poledancing videos)
Broddiccus true, very true.
Dan the singer is pretty cool with game grumps here on youtube, and he feels really gay.
Group of friends: *finds dead body*
That one kid in the group: 2:17
Holy crap I will never be the same
the timing 💀
WHOOO!!
BRUH IM SCREAMING IEURJNWGZ
HAHAHAKDJS NOOOOO
2:07 there aren't enough comments commenting on how these guys are break dancing in skates, Props to them for doing it flawlessly.
Edit: uh...that's a lot of likes, like more than I've ever gotten in my life.
Lapis Static Amazingly in sync, they are. It adds so much more of a fun feeling to the video, at least for me it does XD
Aren't those kinda heavy i haven't skated in ages
With my messed up motor skills I could never 😅
that was what i thought as well lmao
I am impressed with the people break dancing in skates 👍👏
It went from Jack saying "what's happening?" To "I'm blowing up planets and throwing cars at mach 10." To "I'm dead."
This song is what teachers sing when you tell them that you're being bullied in highschool.
IDK if teachers are allowed to swear on the job
STENBROUGH IS BEST SHIP Bruh all the teachers do in high school
@@RyanJilbert yep
There needs to be a blooper reel or a behind the scenes or SOMETHING!!!
Imagine how hilarious this was to film
When I first saw this i REALLY hoped for bloopers....
Chris Taylor I just watched it today and I already want bloopers
FlareNimbus I've just had to settle for being an idiot myself and do the dance for giggles.
Luckily I have friends who'd do this with me so we can all be idiots together xD
Omg, bloopers and/or behind the scenes would be awesome!!!
Fun fact: Jacksepticeye wasn't the one who got murdered, but rather the other fool who dared to stand in his way.
The Plot Twist!!!
I mean afterall. They ARE messing with Jackyboyman
When the Cool Patrol recoiled from the off-screen punch at the end, it wasn't because the training didn't work, but rather that it worked too well.
In The Mystic Crystal, Jack isn't summoned to help fight the necromancer because he was too violent and unpredictable. The Wizards feared that he would take the crystal for himself.
@@nerdstop5025 how was it in any way unexpected
Well that explains how he became their roommate in Mystic Crystal
The way Dan says "This is cool!" always just cracks me up, seriously. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
They brought Mark along to say
"Yuh!"
"Huh!"
"Yeah!"
"Euh!"
"Woo!"
"Aw shit!"
And look sexy and badass in that leather jacket
and shake his butt in the most enthusiastic way possible.
These comments are so underrated
How did i not notice mark b4 i saw this comment 😂
I agree
That was so accurate, I like listened to the beginning of the song while reading the comment and I realised it was exactly what he was saying :')
damnit jack we told you not to hang with those roller disco chumps. that ninja kills poeple
OH GOD
Jack has no clue what's going on.
Jacks like wtf am I doing
And he slaps camels.
i think the real reason jack died was because he didn't slap the camel
LOL
I love how Jacksepticeye and Markiplier both are trying so hard to not laugh during the whole thing. And then right at the end it Markiplier starts busting out into laughter😂❤
Pretty sure he's miming throwing up in his mouth
@@ari638 That's what I thought it was.
1:42
Ninja Brian rips off his pants, to reveal more pants.
FurryEskimo wait you don’t have pants under your pants?!
I’m going to punch your face, iN THE FACE
same energy
r/twohealthbars
@@switchblade6 Bold of you to assume only 2
Yo dawg. I heard you like pants...
Brian, the scientist, father, and a husband at 0:46 *stares intensely at Mark’s crotch*
holy shit i didnt notice lmao
I never even noticed that🤣
Who wouldn’t tbh
Literally was just about to comment about that. lol
I will and will never get over that Brian has a fucking PHD
I've watched this too many times to be socially acceptable.
Definitely Catherine SAME
Definitely Catherine no shame XD
lol same
One of my friends and I would go around our college campus dancing and singing this
I was never socially acceptable so... I sing this on public
I have learned it's very difficult to stay sad while watching an NSP video
I watch them frequently for that very reason.
I like how Ninja Brian has multiple layers of the same pants on.
He taught Kakashi well... "beneath these pants..." 'beneath these pants' "are more pants!"
Lol I've watched this video over a hundred times and I've never noticed that
He actually only has one pair, put the moment it begins to come off Ninja Brian materialises a new one out of thin air.
I made it 1k likes, you're welcome ;)
@@stillagamer3603 or does he use his super speed to put another pair on
Danny: the coolest of dads trying to be cool.
Matt: the coolest of skinny ass, tall ass bean poles.
Ryan: the coolest of people that actually look scary in their cool outfit which makes the spandex even funnier.
Mark: the coolest of people that nail the dancing and witness the bite of 87.
Jack: the might actually be dead.
Oh god! He might...he might actually be dead
"Witness the bite of 87" AHHAHAHA IM CRYING
lol I love how intimidating Ryan actually looks in his "cool outfit", and then the massive contrast his all pink dancing outfit makes.
Brian: Brian
Brian: the coolest of ninjas
1:41
Danny "And you hug your closest friend"
Also Danny: *Doesn't hug Ninja Brian*
Jayden F 😐 F
Oh shit! 😱
No one hugs ninja Brian
Fisherseal29 I think we would all hug him for Danny
@@cyruskoi8680 sorry but i don't want to die
I love how Ninja Brian never engages in any of the dancing in any video, but is always ready and eager to fling off his clothes.
You could tell how excited Jack was to be in a music video with someone who was, until recently, an idol to him, someone he worked hard to be like.
It's like a kid going onstage with their favorite band.
What do you mean by "until recently?"
DawsonCat6252//(^._.^) well he went from being an idol to being a friend.
Martin Schmidt wait what happened?
oh, if that's the case then that's better
Have you ever noticed how much Danny Sexbang sounds like that guy from Game Grumps?
...I can't tell if you're joking
Duncan McRae Why would I be joking?
becouse he is
gr8 b8 m8
Kathi von der Thusen Well, you can't have two youtube channels
"Put your hands in your pockets"
Literally everyone in their Cool Patrol costumes: *no pockets*
You forgot about their prison pocket
I like how in the final scene, Danny, Brian and Markiplier all react to Jack getting beat up, whereas Matt and Ryan are just like "Yeah, this is normal."
I dont want to sound dramatic, but this is the best music video on the internet.
I agree
All the way
facts
I dont want to sound dramatic, but you're a cool guy and very insightful. We should hang out or something, maybe catch a movie or play videogames. Dunno, play it by ear yknow?
I personally prefer starbomb
Every now and then, I hafta remind myself that it's okay to approach life the same way Markiplier approached the "Cool Patrol" music video.
I've watched this video so many times, and just now realized Amy is in the background in a lot of shots
Which colour is Mark, and please say yellow
It’s yellow. He’s the best
*Epic*
Quick reminder for you
Mark looks wayyyy too happy to be in this.
A Porcelain Chicken Garden Decor his boyfriends in it
Awkward Panda no his girlfriend is in it
craxan roblox girl I was making a septiplier joke
this is his element
He's always waayyyyy too happy in everything :P
Production value instantly skyrockets when you have synchronized roller skate dancing.
Danny : hey jack
Jack : yeah?
Danny : you wanna be in a NSP video or whatever
Jack : hell yeah
That's definitely how it goes
Just realized that superhero Jack is Jackieboy Man.
Heck ye*
He got Mark, too
I read the "hell yeah" in jacks voice perfectly because he's said it quite a few times
3:13
I love Mark’s over the top reaction to Jack getting his ass handed to him where Matt next to him barely acknowledged it.
I really think Mark was trying to stifle a laugh lol anyone who watches his try not to laugh challenge videos knows what I mean ;) he is a self admitted giggling idiot when it comes to (literal) slapstick
@mitsukitai2713 yeah probably I just found their contrasting reactions funny
Matt just does his Matt face and it's great
Kat ._.* Even Ninja Brian’s like “0_0”
mark is way too far into this😂😂😂
so was jack😂😂
1:44 look at mark
1:13 Look at him
I know 😂😂😂
WHEN THEY WERE DANCING YOU COULD TELL JACK WAS LOOKING AT MARK OMG HELP
I've only just discovered this glorious masterpiece and I just gotta say, I LOVE that Markiplier is so enthusiastic. Like, that he literally just won the dream lottery. Everyone looks happy but he's so exuberant 😂
I love how Amy is listed in the credits as "Amy." Because everyone knows who that is, without a last name lmao
@Andy Semite its Markiplier's girlfriend :)
Yeah, it's just Amy, like Madonna, Cher, or Beyonce.
She's just that powerful
420 likes
Amy Nelson :)
Mark is way to into this...
metroid fan boy c-_-c ... 1:11
SoldierXSniper lol ikr
SoldierXSniper dxxx
I would have had that much fun if I did the dance too xD
metroid fan boy c-_-c
THE FRIGGIN MONOTONE “moo” AT THE BEGINNING GETS ME EVERYTIME
People did that when we saw them in New Jersey and it was hilarious. People actually were doing the Cool Patrol dance to the song and even had the whole cool break part. But they ended it after saying "Now go show those fuckers who's boss!" instead of Jack getting punched and dying.
When is the moo? I can't hear it!
agat Games 1:01
@@RedK5 thanks. I can't stop smiling now
agat Games no problem. It was hilarious
Just a reminder that Danny was in Game Grumps and Brian has a PhD in theoretical physics
Was?
0:17 watch matt as he says “yeah” too early then starts laughing at his mistake
So that's why he's an unverified member of the cool patrol
and then tries to play it off by acting serious again
Thank you for pointing this out for us
wait I thought Matt said "sht"
Oh no I’ll never unsee it😂
Markiplier is like the best choice for these songs. His energy and personality fits the way most of nsp's songs go.
Eh
Yea hes a fan too look at the starlight brigade animation comments
You mean Jack?
Hell yah
mark having the time of his life
So...typical Mark.
Papyrus4ever it’s really wholesome. Seeing someone that genuinely happy never ceases to put a smile on my face.
This song introduced me to ninja sex party and Game Grumps. Will always cherish this song for showing the true genius that is... whatever this all is ❤️
I can't believe it took me this long to find this.
Nea Nea ikr
Nea Nea
Same
***** Name twins ^-^ Nea Nea is my nickname/shortened version of my real name.
Same Jackaboy never told me BTW he also was ft in ENjoy THe SOng
Five nights at Freddy's Animations show sorry
My favorite line from now on is,
“Now, slap a camel, because this could be your only chance.”
Mine: “Then rub your magnum thighs together and set fire to Mars”
I like Mark's reaction to brian slapping the camel
Arnold Schwarzenegger took that chance.
Mark's face at that moment too
Tumblr: *immediately starts writing a fan fiction of Nerd Jack gets bullied but Cool Mark stands up for him, Nerd Jack soon finds about Cool Marks nerdiness about roller skating and they both fall in love*
Heck yeah!
Pat gem ON IT!
Pat gem thats too real lmao 😂
Pat gem no. just no.
Make it happen, dudette
the bass had absolutely no reason to go off as hard as he did with some of these parts but i love it so much
Barry dancing on a camel is one of my favorite parts XD
He's not on a camel. He *is* the camel.
ShiftyRye 27 Look at his legs by the sides of the camel, he's even wearing sandals :B 100% real
Barry is always my favourite thing on NSP videos, he genuinely looks like he's having the best time of his life :D
Ivan Cardona The description credits him as "Camel".
humphrey was the best camel to ever grace barry with it's existence
1:00
“ *moo* “ killed me in one hit
Straight outta nowhere, killed me too the first time I saw it haha
Yes
it STILL kills me lol
Same
😂😭😂😂😂😂😂omfggg
I just now realized that Jack is dressed like spongebob squarepants.
*oh my god*
Weenie Hut Jr.?!?
Oh my god I just realized this
Dear God.
I watched this video many times and i just realized that too omg 😂😂
This song brings back memories ❤
Jack's trying so hard to sound American, but there is no tempering the Irish.
It can't be stopped.
I'm offended that this video never started a cool patrol dance trend
Me too😔
We can make it happen
@@Gorf1929 Exactly, never too late
My family have banned me from playing it in any family functions/parties/weddings etc. as I may be the irresponsible uncle that teaches all my nephews and nieces the dance....and the words.
@@JayEremes bless you
Is no one going to acknowledge the funky as fuck slap bass in this song?!
Its what brought me to the comments! haha
Salamander Man VI DUDE that's what I'm saying!
So forgive me but I honestly didnt know what a slap bass was until I just looked it up after seeing this comment, is there a stark example of the slap bass in this song cause I cant find.
I just love the completely deadpan "moo", it gets me every time I re-listen to this song.
00:14 has to be my favorite part of the video just Mark popping in and out of frame is the funniest shit to me.
I didn't even notice Mark was in this video!
@@devzy793 how tho?
He's the best part
Makes me laugh every time 😂😂😂
Plz can some one loop that for 10 hours or something
YES
Seeing Jack dancing around in red spandex is something I never realized I needed in my life.
MICAH SAUNDERS That smexy fury and victory dance tho
MICAH SAUNDERS Maybe it's the fact that Danny is so tall
MICAH SAUNDERS Mark's Dance really enhanced it too.
you obviously missed one of his alteregos, the Jackaboy man :D
ikr
The entire time, Jack's like, "WTF IS GOIN ON!!?"
PartyWolf Gamer ikr
"I came to America for this..?"
pfft.... aww man.... XD he is!!!
PartyWolf Gamer ikr
Prickly Trash, I don't know why but I laughed for like five minuets straight. I think my friends called an ambulance.
“Matt Wilson as unverified cool patrol member” in the credits kills me