I finished God of War but don't want to leave

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  • @theonlyzanny
    @theonlyzanny  2 роки тому +865

    Thank you to Monster Legends for supporting the channel! Check out the game here monsterlegends.onelink.me/X4Sc/Zanny #ad

    • @aaronhennessy5100
      @aaronhennessy5100 2 роки тому +6

      Ngl i have toby Maguires physique

    • @RetroRacer48
      @RetroRacer48 2 роки тому

      Zanny you want to try gran turismo 7 it’s a racing game but it has a cool story so just a game recommendation

    • @theartistformerlyknownasperson
      @theartistformerlyknownasperson 2 роки тому

      You could always try other difficulties.

    • @r-demon8598
      @r-demon8598 2 роки тому +1

      Are you going to upload a new video of subnautica below zero on UA-cam.

    • @adriansenpay6366
      @adriansenpay6366 2 роки тому +1

      you better tell kirin happy birthday from mi part

  • @alphaamigo9688
    @alphaamigo9688 2 роки тому +11668

    So in case anyone wants to know, the way to counter the Valkyries' blinding move is to turn around. I guess it makes sense, but I don't know how you're supposed to figure that out. I only found out by watching no damage boss fights.

    • @paramveersingh3666
      @paramveersingh3666 2 роки тому +1

      You can also shoot her down with your axe iirc

    • @owenboughton3632
      @owenboughton3632 2 роки тому +991

      Or shoot it out of the sky.

    • @awesomearsam1890
      @awesomearsam1890 2 роки тому +1603

      Bruh. it's like you know that fire's weakness is water, but it's so simple that you can't believe it's suppose to be that simple.

    • @KJA70
      @KJA70 2 роки тому +462

      Axe throw stops the attack. Gotta have fast reflexes tho so get gud

    • @Schnee7929
      @Schnee7929 2 роки тому +297

      I just use Atreus

  • @williamreely4431
    @williamreely4431 2 роки тому +2454

    Baldur: I'm vulnerable again!
    Also Baldur: I am going to immediately fight this guy who I have lost to on several occasions already.

    • @masoudfasihi4342
      @masoudfasihi4342 Рік тому +94

      He is a fool indeed but then he would have been called a coward if he'd left.

    • @aryan7767
      @aryan7767 Рік тому +113

      u really think a man cursed with immortality and numbness hating it, and fianlly feeling pain wont wanna feel it again?

    • @VelCroweBar
      @VelCroweBar Рік тому +75

      @noko Yes. But to a guy that has gone centuries without feeling anything, he is stimulated by that pain. He can finally feel something he has not felt.

    • @jordanbrookins7840
      @jordanbrookins7840 Рік тому +67

      @@aryan7767 He could've just rubbed one out though lol

    • @sebastianb.3978
      @sebastianb.3978 Рік тому

      @@jordanbrookins7840 getting punched across the countryside probably felt like rubbing one out ×10

  • @omegawatches6764
    @omegawatches6764 Рік тому +733

    Anyone who’s beat the Valkyries understands the pure catharsis in this scream 21:43

    • @logeyperogi1805
      @logeyperogi1805 Рік тому +69

      I was playing at 1:00 am when I beat Kara, everyone in the house was asleep and it took all my willpower to not scream

    • @nikhillemos6879
      @nikhillemos6879 Рік тому +13

      Beating gondoul is a fuking task. She still haunts my dreams

    • @carl_consumer.of.reality
      @carl_consumer.of.reality Рік тому +19

      he didn't even fight Sigrun lol

    • @fishoutofH2024
      @fishoutofH2024 Рік тому +5

      Gondul's meteor when she dodges is the stuff of nightmares and nearly thrown chairs

    • @liamsilverman2713
      @liamsilverman2713 Рік тому +5

      I beat them all multiple times, including sigrun on give me a challenge. I haven’t done give me god of war because I don’t hate myself that much

  • @eltrap8107
    @eltrap8107 Рік тому +429

    4:31 the fact that you get excited by seeing frogs and not having a weird necessity of killing them, says that you´re a pretty good person hahaha

    • @blue-phoenix115
      @blue-phoenix115 Рік тому +24

      LMAO! Most gamers including myself definitely killed a few frogs and birds.

    • @shanetheman53
      @shanetheman53 5 місяців тому +1

      I wanted to if it could die

  • @Splackavellie85
    @Splackavellie85 2 роки тому +957

    "Can we trade? Keep the child."
    Perfect response to an armored dragon.

    • @captainblackjack2380
      @captainblackjack2380 Рік тому +3

      Then baldur throws the kid back to kratos and leaves to the edge of the world until kratos loses his interest on the trade..

  • @PhileasLiebmann
    @PhileasLiebmann 2 роки тому +758

    "Kratos, you're raising a school shooter, say something"
    Given the final twist of the game, this is extremely accurate.

    • @okhoa7922
      @okhoa7922 2 роки тому

      Care to elaborate on that?

    • @Racso-oscaR
      @Racso-oscaR 2 роки тому +40

      @@okhoa7922 his son is Loki

    • @PhileasLiebmann
      @PhileasLiebmann 2 роки тому +47

      @@okhoa7922 Atreus is Loki, the Norse god of deceit and trickery, who come Ragnarok will betray the gods of Asgard in the battle to destroy the world.

    • @crows6591
      @crows6591 2 роки тому +4

      @@PhileasLiebmann well that’s marvel loki

    • @danieltutty1015
      @danieltutty1015 2 роки тому +82

      @@crows6591 no that's just Loki Loki

  • @pineappleboi1719
    @pineappleboi1719 Рік тому +407

    Zanny finding the stomp move from the Valkyries hot is probably the most relatable thing I've experienced from him. The devs knew what they were doing, especially the fact that they hold one hand on their hips while trampling you.

    • @Nalimias
      @Nalimias Рік тому +71

      and calling you "unworthy" and "filth"... valkyries? more like valkinkies!

    • @theprodigalson4003
      @theprodigalson4003 Рік тому +22

      I think it’s funny we all know about mommy high heel kink

    • @buttnuttz6119
      @buttnuttz6119 Рік тому +19

      I think if I played this game it would be impossible for me to beat this valkyrie lol

    • @andreifilip6364
      @andreifilip6364 9 місяців тому +2

      truth

  • @jonathanthompson2317
    @jonathanthompson2317 Рік тому +193

    The “push him off right now” had me in stitches 🤣🤣🤣

  • @sneoea6674
    @sneoea6674 2 роки тому +3344

    In case you don't know the reason the trolls are reused so much for bosses is due to the game having many budget cuts due to this game actually having a rocky development process and the game sorta being the saving grace for Santa Monica Studios due to the development company failing a different IP so there was supposed to be much grander and better bosses, however because this game was such a success, Ragnorok has alot of budget so it should have far more unique bosses

    • @professortubby23
      @professortubby23 2 роки тому +123

      Wait really? I knew about the rocky development and the failed ip but i did not know about the budget cuts to it.

    • @sneoea6674
      @sneoea6674 2 роки тому +412

      @@professortubby23 yeah it did unfortunately. The bigass bird thing in Helheim was supposed to be a boss but because of the budget cuts it couldn't be added to the game.

    • @blipblop1112
      @blipblop1112 2 роки тому +7

      Also, why is he always screaming??

    • @professortubby23
      @professortubby23 2 роки тому +121

      @@sneoea6674 damn. You think we would’ve fought it when we were going passed it on the flying boat

    • @Bloodhoven
      @Bloodhoven 2 роки тому +3

      what other IP did they fail on?

  • @elviraweekes3906
    @elviraweekes3906 2 роки тому +2490

    When Zanny finds out there’s a queen Valkyrie he’s going to straight up cry

    • @phoenixfire4717
      @phoenixfire4717 2 роки тому +280

      Someone will have to tell him about the valk in niflhiem first tho

    • @elviraweekes3906
      @elviraweekes3906 2 роки тому +151

      I want to see she him suffer like the rest of us who had to fight the queen Valkyrie

    • @elviraweekes3906
      @elviraweekes3906 2 роки тому +88

      He fought the second strongest Valkyrie but even that Valkyrie is nothing in compared to the queen

    • @justincharles2185
      @justincharles2185 2 роки тому +149

      I was hoping he would come across the one in the Niflheim maze. A timed valkryie fight was just evil on the dev’s part

    • @elviraweekes3906
      @elviraweekes3906 2 роки тому +22

      Yeah I’m trying to spread the word get a Zanny to fight the queen Valkyrie

  • @azdivinity6249
    @azdivinity6249 Рік тому +112

    "Look Atreus, a FROG! I can't believe I've never THERE'S TWO OF THEM!!!!"
    Actual zanny moment.

  • @v1ncedameme295
    @v1ncedameme295 Рік тому +185

    Nobody :
    Atreus : going creative mode and spawning wolfs*

  • @Bo-ol-o-wo-ah
    @Bo-ol-o-wo-ah 2 роки тому +1395

    Zanny: this is a longer puppy-break than usual, if you wanna skip forward here’s a timestamp
    Me: No I don’t think I will

  • @emmanuelgonzalez5819
    @emmanuelgonzalez5819 2 роки тому +2138

    Atreus: They called me "Loki"
    Everyone else: *Freaking out*
    Zanny: Kill him.....kill him now........dew it.

    • @vibegamingmoments1014
      @vibegamingmoments1014 2 роки тому +4

      Time

    • @sidecharacter7165
      @sidecharacter7165 2 роки тому +17

      Well there is an infinity gauntlet item and special stones you can use with it in-game.

    • @scott19087
      @scott19087 2 роки тому +3

      I’m so unfamiliar with the game that I have no clue what it is about

    • @jeffreyriem8872
      @jeffreyriem8872 2 роки тому +4

      And then he would just faked his death like always😂

    • @azuregojira4776
      @azuregojira4776 Рік тому +3

      @@sidecharacter7165 HOW DO I GET IT NOWWWW

  • @llcooljew1
    @llcooljew1 Рік тому +72

    (4:16)
    “It was an accident boy,”
    “I forgor”
    Had me dying😂😂😂

  • @alinaik5498
    @alinaik5498 Рік тому +105

    "Noo,my son ...he's the secretary of war" that got me

  • @kcyccyck6556
    @kcyccyck6556 2 роки тому +1514

    I beat this game like... 2 years ago, left after being unable to kill the last valk and just learned a few weeks ago the blind attack can be dodged just not looking at the valk when she does such attack. I hate my life
    Btw, happy late birthday to Kirin

    • @dankdio2887
      @dankdio2887 2 роки тому +71

      sigrun is like if all your problems in life decided to pull an avengers endgame

    • @weaponizedautism3269
      @weaponizedautism3269 2 роки тому +37

      You can also knock her down on ground if you hit her while she's charging that attack

    • @kcyccyck6556
      @kcyccyck6556 2 роки тому +21

      @@weaponizedautism3269 yeah but my reaction time is like a druged turtle with desynchronized brain so I don't think I could time that xD

    • @steeley3610
      @steeley3610 2 роки тому +14

      Wait what, you can turn around. The hours of pain I endured against Valkyries blinding me is outrageous. I feel stupid

    • @ibraheemahmed7129
      @ibraheemahmed7129 2 роки тому +10

      I just throw my axe at them and it hits them and stops their attack. Lol I thought everyone knew that when they go up they can easily be hit.

  • @ModestPelican
    @ModestPelican 2 роки тому +2337

    you're a great papa Zanny

    • @ducksgaming4125
      @ducksgaming4125 2 роки тому +21

      Oh aaaa what do I do to get your attention oh I know ahhh stay hydrated

    • @ilovezannysvideos8156
      @ilovezannysvideos8156 2 роки тому +13

      Can you adopt me I swear I’m hydrated jeff

    • @sol08916
      @sol08916 2 роки тому +8

      why does this hydrated god have only 16 likes

    • @samagthakur8543
      @samagthakur8543 2 роки тому +4

      He hasn't been staying hydrated tho

    • @sorgulk
      @sorgulk 2 роки тому +8

      Hello everyone welcome to(insert game title here) and today please make sure you spray paint Modest Pelican on your neighbours doors as this really helps
      spread the good word of my channel

  • @amazonbox8717
    @amazonbox8717 Рік тому +88

    I am obsessed with the idea of Kratos being miserable throughout the entire game, then seeing some frogs and feeling true joy for the first time since Faye died

  • @Secretlycat31
    @Secretlycat31 Рік тому +145

    For those frogs, a few devs were like “you know what this insanely action packed game needs? Small frogs to put into scale the value of small frogs.”

  • @Double-R-Nothing
    @Double-R-Nothing 2 роки тому +834

    "Kratos, you're raising a school-shooter"
    Best out of context line from Zanny, ever.

    • @SIC-zh3bl
      @SIC-zh3bl 2 роки тому +26

      "hold on boy, we're going to the balls"

    • @wertsdsf1162
      @wertsdsf1162 2 роки тому +3

      @@SIC-zh3bl yeah, you win.

    • @tech-on_cappuccino4797
      @tech-on_cappuccino4797 2 роки тому +17

      "My son, the secretary of war"

    • @DasOfTheBroken
      @DasOfTheBroken 2 роки тому +1

      bruh

    • @goldfish425
      @goldfish425 2 роки тому +3

      it's actually a subtle reference ro zanny's father raising him as a school-shooter

  • @joju5849
    @joju5849 2 роки тому +1399

    Zanny to friends: “hey, you wanna come to my dog’s birthday party?”
    Literally all Zanny fans: “…….yes.”

    • @Vamp1ricm0use
      @Vamp1ricm0use 2 роки тому +42

      If you ever feel useless, remember that the timestamp to skip it exists

    • @redacted3144
      @redacted3144 2 роки тому +5

      @@Vamp1ricm0use hey someone had to make your mom happy

    • @RandomCatWithStick
      @RandomCatWithStick Рік тому +1

      @@redacted3144 what?

    • @SavageJarJar
      @SavageJarJar 10 місяців тому

      @@redacted3144nice line but what

  • @Nocxys
    @Nocxys 2 роки тому +95

    17:04
    What a cool reference to the actually mythos there!
    So Basically in the myths loki is a the guy that killed baldur by giving him a plant that would actually be able to hurt him in anyways
    Since freya made it so that nothing on earth can hurt baldur except for one plant and let's say its the devil's fuge
    So yeah accurate

    • @mangalbaishinde1760
      @mangalbaishinde1760 Рік тому

      Tbh these god of war games made me interested in Norse and Greek mythology

  • @revenantronin8377
    @revenantronin8377 Рік тому +38

    "Why do you care? You could have walked away!"
    Everybody: *THE IRONY*

  • @Pokey_Puni_
    @Pokey_Puni_ 2 роки тому +710

    Never have i felt the sheer anxiety and then victory of that last valkrie fight, holy shit! Those valkries are really fucking challenging to fight but when you win it feels amazing

    • @cyano3d
      @cyano3d 2 роки тому +10

      I turned easy mode on to complete atleast one valk

    • @ac3clawx501
      @ac3clawx501 2 роки тому +7

      @@cyano3d the best way to fight the valkyries is just runic Spam while dodging their attacks.

    • @ssk58607
      @ssk58607 2 роки тому +5

      @@ac3clawx501 did you just describe all of soulsbourne combat mechanics in one sentence lol

    • @vizualwarrior129
      @vizualwarrior129 2 роки тому

      Literally felt as good as high sex. Holy shit the first time I beat sigrun was just 👌. Wouldn’t have traded that feeling for the world back then tbh. Have beat her ass silly 3 times since on GMGOW difficulty. 😁😁

    • @commander-recon6624
      @commander-recon6624 2 роки тому

      It honestly reminded me so much of Dark Souls

  • @secondaccount5978
    @secondaccount5978 2 роки тому +190

    Mimir: * Recites deep lore *
    Zanny: ITs a fRoG :)))))))))

  • @arush6778
    @arush6778 Рік тому +21

    8:23 Noo my son! Secretary of War
    I died XD

  • @knightwarrior8337
    @knightwarrior8337 Рік тому +22

    13:17 this is because freya told everything not to harm baldur except for mistletoe bc she thought that there was no way mistletoe could harm him, that's why the curse only lifted when he hit the mistletoe.

  • @LucidOreo
    @LucidOreo 2 роки тому +833

    Okay, that scene where Kratos is like "Watch. Your. Tone. Boy." Is amazing for so many reasons, lighting in his face gets a little darker and the way he stands up slowly... This is what a father who's holding back looks like😂😂 it's actually scary

    • @wumbosaurus9121
      @wumbosaurus9121 2 роки тому +43

      The glint in his eyes disappears as well when he says that

    • @AdityaChaturvedi28
      @AdityaChaturvedi28 2 роки тому +7

      Whatever

    • @wumbosaurus9121
      @wumbosaurus9121 2 роки тому +15

      @@AdityaChaturvedi28 ...
      ...
      ...
      BOI IF YOU DON'T-

    • @AdityaChaturvedi28
      @AdityaChaturvedi28 2 роки тому +9

      @@wumbosaurus9121 were you talking to me? Think you didn't like my tone.

    • @dogdog2635
      @dogdog2635 Рік тому +13

      It’s like when you talk back to your mom when you’re 4 and your dad puts you straight

  • @legocharliet2798
    @legocharliet2798 2 роки тому +139

    God of tore 1:28
    God of forgor 4:25
    God of awe 4:31
    God of awwwww 6:31
    God of bore 7:22
    God of poor 7:33
    God of major 7:46
    God of narrator 8:47
    God of lore 9:35
    God of soar 10:52
    God of Anakin Skywalker (but say it weirdly so it's 'or' instead of 'er') 12:48
    God of more 13:39
    God of Thor 15:55
    God of more (Kylo Ren version) 18:18
    God of no more 22:05

  • @tunahancil4426
    @tunahancil4426 2 роки тому +92

    That "It was an accident boy." at the 4:19 made me laugh 1 minute straight.

  • @raidor9986
    @raidor9986 Рік тому +30

    Game devs: Work hours on cool enemies
    Zanny : Omg A Frog! ANOTHER ONE!

  • @J--Dubs
    @J--Dubs 2 роки тому +669

    Was really hopping to see Zanny take on the final 9th Valkyrie. Played the whole game on hard except for that one fight.

    • @eyelesstrooper
      @eyelesstrooper 2 роки тому +10

      this was my first ever god of war game cos I never had consoles for it originally but my friend trolled me into thinking playing "give me god of war" would give me a trophy so I did that, haven't beaten valk queen on it way too hard for my scrubby ass 🥲😂

    • @Klont123
      @Klont123 2 роки тому +6

      @@eyelesstrooper there’s some vids on yt which will make you feel sorry for the valk queen. They helped me out as well.

    • @carodar34
      @carodar34 2 роки тому +2

      i just bought me a GoW special edition playstation for that game and played it on highest difficulty, i think the valks was my favorite achievement i ever had after i had arround 150 attemps on the last valk

    • @Beaver_Monday
      @Beaver_Monday 2 роки тому +2

      @@eyelesstrooper It took me 9000 tries to beat Gondul on GMGOW, don't give up lol

    • @thatguydiddi7967
      @thatguydiddi7967 2 роки тому +1

      Same

  • @machew0
    @machew0 2 роки тому +541

    Dude, when I finally beat the Valkyrie Queen I was filled with such a dopamine rush. I had never felt more accomplished in my skill in that game. Her and the valkyries are a true test of how good you are at God of War. Ripping their wings off after the torment is just icing on the cake

    • @elviraweekes3906
      @elviraweekes3906 2 роки тому +30

      Then he’s going to feel depression when he fights the queen Valkyrie

    • @TraskStudios
      @TraskStudios 2 роки тому +18

      I feel you dude. Getting my ass handed to me by all the previous Valkyries like minimum of 20 times each clearly paid off because when I finally got the Queen all the special moves that they pull out were seared into my brain, beat her on the first try and I fuckin screamed. Probably one of my favourite gaming memories.

    • @elviraweekes3906
      @elviraweekes3906 2 роки тому +9

      We need the Zanny to fight the queen Valkyrie

    • @wealthybone2990
      @wealthybone2990 2 роки тому +1

      Ik I had to find the best way beating her and the best way was mostly using my weapons abilities not the weapon itself for damage but also using the rage revive so I can throw boulders for dmg.

    • @cody.schembri2952
      @cody.schembri2952 2 роки тому +4

      Ohohoho tell me about it. On give me god of war difficulty, one hit from her and its over. After 4 days of not giving up and memorising all counters to her abilities, the adrenaline rush got to me so bad. If this had multiplayer i swear i would ve been a god at it.

  • @Lost_Phoenix360
    @Lost_Phoenix360 2 роки тому +59

    Just a tip for the valkyries: use boys light arrows; they do more damage

  • @logeyperogi1805
    @logeyperogi1805 Рік тому +13

    Atreus: The giants called me…Loki?
    Zanny: Push him off right now!
    17:34
    *softly* don’t

  • @topitsound7689
    @topitsound7689 2 роки тому +332

    zanny's become too fast. His completion time for each game has shortened from around 6 videos to 1-2.
    *My god, he has the speedforce.*

    • @scpcow1597
      @scpcow1597 2 роки тому +15

      Let's just hope his speed doesn't have the consistency as the CW speed force

    • @Wolf_3125
      @Wolf_3125 2 роки тому +2

      His goals are beyond our understanding...

    • @larniieplayz6285
      @larniieplayz6285 2 роки тому

      @@scpcow1597 CW?

    • @scpcow1597
      @scpcow1597 2 роки тому +1

      @@larniieplayz6285 the flash show made by CW, I edited my comment to make it more clear to what I am talking about, the flash has lied and called Barry the fastest man alive even though he can't dodge some ice

  • @lesliejacoby9137
    @lesliejacoby9137 2 роки тому +357

    4:45 at this moment I understood why this was game of the year. Outstanding, just outstanding.

  • @blackyanimations
    @blackyanimations Рік тому +32

    The game: Explaining Kratos life.
    What Zanny understood: 4:31

  • @jamiesinclair4
    @jamiesinclair4 Рік тому +65

    After a solid hour of being curb stomped by Sigurn or however you spell that boots name the moment the finish popped up I enjoyed it a little too much 😂😂

    • @Watto69
      @Watto69 Рік тому

      Took me fr like 3 hours and my joy was unequivocal

  • @serhiikozieiev3994
    @serhiikozieiev3994 2 роки тому +981

    I remember trying to beat the first Valkyrie for 12 hours straight. Didn’t work so I completed the next story section. And then I returned to the dungeon almost with the same stats and beat the Valkyrie on the third try. Scripts in this game are insane

    • @heetpumz1103
      @heetpumz1103 2 роки тому +15

      Shittiest game ever. Does not deserve goty.

    • @utkarshparashar9189
      @utkarshparashar9189 2 роки тому +378

      @@heetpumz1103 stay mad

    • @quesomat4997
      @quesomat4997 2 роки тому +232

      @@heetpumz1103 no goty? 🥺

    • @jameskeeley8426
      @jameskeeley8426 2 роки тому

      @@heetpumz1103 The valks are so fucking easy once you bother to learn the game. Stay mad shitter.

    • @mediocri5y
      @mediocri5y 2 роки тому +98

      @@heetpumz1103 that's bait

  • @CypherboiiPlays
    @CypherboiiPlays 2 роки тому +166

    Zanny: Gives us a time-stamp to skip the puppy break
    The community: No, I don't think I will

    • @Wicked061
      @Wicked061 2 роки тому +17

      Never skip doggo time.

    • @springlockstudio9836
      @springlockstudio9836 2 роки тому +10

      @@Wicked061 doggo time is holy time

    • @Ghost-ql3hl
      @Ghost-ql3hl 2 роки тому +7

      If you skip Puppy breaks then you are Banned from the Zan Clan

    • @Wolf_3125
      @Wolf_3125 2 роки тому +4

      If you skip puppy breaks, you're a groomer

  • @Yogi0602
    @Yogi0602 Рік тому +32

    I laughed out loud when he saw Gondul and went right back down the ladder 🤣.

  • @slayerofwar1915
    @slayerofwar1915 Рік тому +21

    I love how when Atreus is arrogant people are angry and annoyed while zanny is just laughing

  • @lordrath9674
    @lordrath9674 2 роки тому +743

    Zanny experiencing neuron activation from seeing two frogs hopping around was the most wholesome thing I've seen the whole day

  • @coolnamebro7363
    @coolnamebro7363 2 роки тому +89

    6:00
    Kratos bouta bring out the belts of chaos.

  • @Bikramjit_Gamer
    @Bikramjit_Gamer Рік тому +32

    Who r u by the way!!?
    Why Peter of Spiderman is in ur pics?
    This is insane man.

  • @bdubs79
    @bdubs79 Рік тому +106

    Damn the Baldur character arc into being Pervy the purge trooper was an unexpected one.
    Edit: I swear if anybody ruins the 69 likes I will destroy you

  • @brandini707
    @brandini707 2 роки тому +412

    Zanny: This is a longer puppy break than usual because it’s Kirin’s birthday, so if you wanna get back to the video, here’s a timestamp
    Literally everyone: No

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  • @thething1110
    @thething1110 2 роки тому +182

    Zanny's decreasing interest in this game is actually a subtle reference to my parents losing interest in me growing up. Easy to miss, that one

  • @raghav.bhardwaj
    @raghav.bhardwaj Рік тому +12

    For those who don't know how to counter the Valkyries' blinding attack, you just need to throw your axe at her face, this will stop her before she completes the attack, works every time. You can even disrupt some red warning (attacks that you can't block) attacks by throwing the axe at the correct time. TMYK.

    • @kareemsalhab2978
      @kareemsalhab2978 11 місяців тому

      you can also "dodge" the blinding attack by literally turning around (pressing the down button)

  • @EndoJiren
    @EndoJiren Рік тому +3

    12:03 “when are these two dropping an album?”
    Jortmungandr : “OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”

  • @sakib6258
    @sakib6258 2 роки тому +450

    It took me too long to realize that Zanny was intentionally getting stomped on
    Also I think the devs knew what they were going for with the whole stomping thing

    • @StarboyXL9
      @StarboyXL9 Рік тому

      The game: *Puts Zanny through a super-hard bossfight where the boss steps on you as an added form of humiliation*
      Zanny: *Having a bone-shattering orgasm*

    • @gaziasker7683
      @gaziasker7683 Рік тому

      did he know?

    • @Luffy-su1ho
      @Luffy-su1ho Рік тому

      If only they actually looked good...

  • @chikasnotmadjustdisappoint6266
    @chikasnotmadjustdisappoint6266 2 роки тому +71

    Olrun: 'Unworthy! Unworthy!"
    Zanny: "Yes I'm unworthy!"

  • @gabriellopes4361
    @gabriellopes4361 Рік тому +31

    i just finished this game... masterpiece!
    First and only time i tried to kill one, i thought it was the main objective,so i tried millions of times to kill one ... boy was i happy when i found out those were optional lmao.. i will never go back to this game just to face em... id definitely break my controler .. maybe a throwback to help brok and sindri with their thing

  • @tranquilk5912
    @tranquilk5912 Рік тому +19

    2:20 how Zanny is struggling with the easiest of valkyries and has yet to meet Gondul so far in the video...

  • @attiladrop5018
    @attiladrop5018 2 роки тому +69

    18:47 when he saw the valkyrie and turned around. I just lost it hahaha

  • @krajicsek13
    @krajicsek13 2 роки тому +89

    6:08 I feel like one of these days Kratos just unlocks a new weapon called "The Belt"

    • @Blurgamer17
      @Blurgamer17 2 роки тому +11

      _Zeus' Fury._

    • @eazhe3716
      @eazhe3716 2 роки тому +8

      Most powerful upgrade "La chancla"

    • @Blurgamer17
      @Blurgamer17 2 роки тому +2

      @@eazhe3716 Take this power Kratos. Go forth in the name of Olympus.

    • @MrMiddlewayne
      @MrMiddlewayne 2 роки тому

      😂

  • @lkke7604
    @lkke7604 Рік тому +2

    when atreus chucks the knife into modis neck and zanny just sais "birmingham" in the most dead serious tone, i cracked so hard xd. easily the most underrated joke of this video

  • @BobTheBlueprint
    @BobTheBlueprint Рік тому +6

    Hearing the frustration and then celebration when fighting the Valkyries is the most relatable thing

  • @doodoowater8000
    @doodoowater8000 2 роки тому +177

    Fun fact: If you thought that the valkyries are already hard and give you nightmares then you will probably hate the Game if you start new Game plus. Especially on the hardest difficulty because almost every enemy especially the valkyries get a lot more moves and attack much faster.
    Good luck for those who wanna lose their mind
    Edit: I forgot to say that that I'm not bitching about the Games difficulty at all. Fighting the valks was one the most fun experiences I had. Hope the next Game is even harder.

    • @travisarden5081
      @travisarden5081 2 роки тому

      Worst part is my younger brother does this shit for fun , like deadass mans made fun of me for not doing give me god of war. But what should I expect that little shit plays sekiro for fun on my+.

    • @MrDwarfBangityBang
      @MrDwarfBangityBang 2 роки тому +3

      Yeah, my second play through of GOW at max difficulty made me really, really hate the encounter with Gondul. In the video she does the flying attack just once, but at max difficulty she can do it 5 or 6 times in a row. Amazing.

    • @filipvadas7602
      @filipvadas7602 2 роки тому +1

      I beat all the valkyries except Sigrun on New Game +.
      She is just INSANE

    • @spicysnowman8886
      @spicysnowman8886 2 роки тому

      @@filipvadas7602 me too, I made it all the way to Sigrun on new game plus and give me god of war, and I couldn't beat her

  • @legendarydragonqueen6909
    @legendarydragonqueen6909 2 роки тому +517

    “To her, it was a gift. To him, a curse. Now a lot of people miss this but this actually a subtle reference to my mom banning me from video games when I was younger”
    Made me laugh so hard I woke my parents up

    • @jakedragon7175
      @jakedragon7175 2 роки тому +1

      Did your mom ban you from video games cause of this?

    • @petepeterson5917
      @petepeterson5917 Рік тому +8

      And then banned you from Video games

    • @unitone6851
      @unitone6851 Рік тому +5

      But you dont have any remember? they disowned you for playing to much Genshin

  • @confusedpebble6265
    @confusedpebble6265 Рік тому +7

    1:03 PUNCH, PUNCH, Kratos! Equal rights, equal lefts.
    omfg, how does he come up with this on the fly, wtf!

  • @afonsosantos7858
    @afonsosantos7858 2 роки тому +186

    I tried to beat a valkyrie two tries and I said a big no to it, till this day she's still just there haunting my memories lol

    • @Mfkz_imw
      @Mfkz_imw 2 роки тому +13

      Good thing you didn't follow through the valkyrie queen has everything the others have like 200× more health and damage

    • @afonsosantos7858
      @afonsosantos7858 2 роки тому +1

      @@Mfkz_imw I have no regrets then, I wanna keep my sanity

    • @awesomearsam1890
      @awesomearsam1890 2 роки тому

      @@Mfkz_imw that bitch can burn in that realm or whatever but because I was actively hunting for Valkyries and I got my ass handed to me fighting each of them more than I could count,
      I learned their attacks' pattern while also farming the shit out of th mist realm before hand, I got the queen on the third try

    • @milanvndk
      @milanvndk 2 роки тому +4

      yea I first watched a play through of this game before I played it myself years later. I saw the valkyrie room and I turned the fuck around before starting the boss

    • @vi1pz216
      @vi1pz216 2 роки тому +1

      @@Mfkz_imw I remember I grinded the valkyrie quests after finishing the story whenever my parents shut down my internet so I couldnt play online games. Took me like three fcking days to best the wueen and i was pretty much maxed out with all the valkyrie armor and the shit thats even better lmao

  • @mangomarkus725
    @mangomarkus725 2 роки тому +182

    Game: "telling important imformation about what he needs to do now"
    Zanny: "Ohhhhh shit, frogss, lets gooooo"

  • @loneronin6813
    @loneronin6813 Рік тому +5

    I couldn't help but sing along with the Happy Birthday segment. The cuteness of puppy break is overwhelming ^_^

  • @pureffm
    @pureffm 2 роки тому +9

    @16:32 Great impression!

  • @blauwyvern2956
    @blauwyvern2956 2 роки тому +112

    Little did zanny know there is a bigger enemy that could break his mind and then break the pieces left

    • @goopguy548
      @goopguy548 2 роки тому +9

      The Valkyrie queen?

    • @blauwyvern2956
      @blauwyvern2956 2 роки тому +15

      @@goopguy548 just seeing the health bar hurts

    • @yogurtmale4946
      @yogurtmale4946 2 роки тому +5

      @@blauwyvern2956 beating her feels like bsing a war survivor
      (joke)

    • @doriangrigorie7345
      @doriangrigorie7345 2 роки тому +1

      Sigrun alone increased the global energy drink sales

  • @Ethanmaca1234
    @Ethanmaca1234 2 роки тому +204

    After 4 years he’s finally playing the game yet I’m still enjoying him play it

  • @deshawnanderson7777
    @deshawnanderson7777 Рік тому +3

    About baldur.. His curse got cured but that doesnt mean his nature did as well he wouldve continued to hunt kratos after killing his mother he was just a bad god altogether
    Oh and just cause hes a god whos immortal doesnt mean he doesnt have a lifetime

  • @itsmanxzyxd5087
    @itsmanxzyxd5087 9 місяців тому +1

    The “Cycle ends here” line is a reference to GOW 2 if you didn’t know, where Athena talks about children killing their parents, like Zeus killing Cronos, and Kratos killing Zeus

  • @skylaralley2465
    @skylaralley2465 2 роки тому +94

    Who would win in a fight: edgelord Cal or unblockable Valkyrie?

    • @comradenicnation2857
      @comradenicnation2857 2 роки тому +11

      Edgelord cal of course

    • @quadnodsarelife
      @quadnodsarelife 2 роки тому +4

      The Valkyrie imma be honest

    • @elviraweekes3906
      @elviraweekes3906 2 роки тому +5

      Edgelord cal Is easy you just need patience and need to know when you can hit them

    • @zakkbwyldin
      @zakkbwyldin 2 роки тому +5

      @@philipkoch7570 3 point saber combo? Gonna have to test this.

    • @elviraweekes3906
      @elviraweekes3906 2 роки тому

      Wait what all I did to defeat him was just wait for him to do one attack so I can hit them once or two times I don’t know I haven’t done it in Years

  • @Goat-on-a-Stick
    @Goat-on-a-Stick 2 роки тому +398

    Me seeing thumbnail: Bully Maguire as God of War?!? 👀💦

    • @xdsmile5359
      @xdsmile5359 2 роки тому +10

      With great power comes God killing ability

    • @scooscotch1535
      @scooscotch1535 2 роки тому +3

      I actually thought it was a patch thus clicking but still enjoyed the vid tho

    • @poopoodude
      @poopoodude 2 роки тому +1

      putting dirt in eyes

    • @blipblop1112
      @blipblop1112 2 роки тому +1

      TOBEY IS THE GIGACHAD OF SPIDERMAN

  • @wewewastaken
    @wewewastaken Рік тому +5

    Whoever skipped Kirin's birthday,i wish both sides of your pillow to be warm

  • @tee_toux8183
    @tee_toux8183 Рік тому +23

    Today I tried fighting my second Valkyrie ever, it was below freya’s house and she just keeps spawning daugr, after trying some aka around 300 tries I figured out that I just might be a little underlevelled for her since the daugrs kept killing me in one hit, I gave up and felt defeated the whole day, no happy end until now

    • @sinceredtb3227
      @sinceredtb3227 Рік тому

      Just change difficulty I was going against the Muspelheim Valkyrie and was getting stomped on even while being like level 7 I just lowered the difficulty one level and it was ten times as easy I just want to 100 percent the game tbh and you can do it all on the lowest difficulty only thing that sucks is that the lower level enemies die so fast

    • @connoryoung8951
      @connoryoung8951 Рік тому

      Literally max damage runic attacks with a runic build and u one shot all the base Valkyrie’s on normal difficulty-

  • @drakeignam1295
    @drakeignam1295 2 роки тому +78

    The moment Kratos finally grabs Atreus away from Baldur
    "That's my boy!"
    They smack into a rock and get separated.
    "No my boy!"
    "Father help!"

  • @guineapiginnyny1447
    @guineapiginnyny1447 2 роки тому +33

    14:11 Atreus went epic there

  • @danielrolando6798
    @danielrolando6798 Рік тому +1

    13:41
    Well well well, it looks like Baldur awoke his inner pervy, the perv trooper

  • @jc43261jc
    @jc43261jc 2 роки тому +11

    For anyone struggling with the valkeryies, for your talisman use the Amulet of Kvasir. It slows down time for a couple of seconds when you do a last-second dodge. Once you get the hang of that, every single boss you encounter becomes 10x easier because you’re able to throw in quite a bit of combos within those couple of seconds. You’ll literally feel like a God of War when you’re able to pull it off.

  • @Patterrz
    @Patterrz 2 роки тому +193

    New God of War might actually convince me to get a PS5

    • @sentientmustache8360
      @sentientmustache8360 2 роки тому +10

      That game is gonna be so insane, you really should play it when it comes out, supposedly in the June-September period

    • @mide8845
      @mide8845 2 роки тому +3

      or a… fucking ps4 I guess

    • @nicholaspaat7302
      @nicholaspaat7302 2 роки тому +2

      I wish you luck getting one. Its been almost more than a year and they are still constantly out of stock (unless you buy from a theiving scalper)

    • @burgermans2575
      @burgermans2575 2 роки тому +1

      the only reason i bought one

    • @deatheater5212
      @deatheater5212 2 роки тому

      I Got one Just for god of war Ragnarök

  • @AidanS99
    @AidanS99 2 роки тому +133

    This is one of the only games I’ve platinum’d and I will always be glad I did. Even if I did have to hunt down 50 glowing birds.
    Also I hope to see you kill the Valkyrie Queen zanny!

    • @tmriv3621
      @tmriv3621 2 роки тому

      I got a half sleeve of mimirs mountain I'm getting it finished in August I'm so excited It's the first one I platinumed too I love it so much

  • @karan2839
    @karan2839 Рік тому +2

    Just found your channel and im in love with Kirin breaks! Happy Belated Birthday to him!

  • @nickmcgruber7052
    @nickmcgruber7052 Рік тому +3

    I lost count how many times I died right before killing a Valkery in GoW. Definitely one of the most memorable satisfying defeats once you've finished one

  • @contemplatingrain2380
    @contemplatingrain2380 2 роки тому +84

    The Valkyries are truly the test of Zanny's skill.
    Unfortunately, he can download all.

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  • @izagaribay8906
    @izagaribay8906 2 роки тому +368

    "He is beaten. Not worth killing."
    *Stab!*
    Zanny: Birmingham-

  • @MatthewSedgley
    @MatthewSedgley Рік тому +3

    14:40 Zanny "This is the coolest I have ever felt pressing one button"
    OG fans "First time?"

  • @Cr1mson_Chains
    @Cr1mson_Chains Місяць тому

    4:32 I love the idea that kratos is this tough stoick man but when he sees a frog he gets all excited

  • @ThumbSipper
    @ThumbSipper 2 роки тому +26

    12:57 did they? From what I remember Kratos barely ever uses the blades to actually kill gods.
    He kills Ares with the giant golden bridge sword, Athena, Gaia and Kronos with the Blade of Olympus, he rips Hade's soul with his own claws, Pummeled Hercules with his own Cesti and of course, the great classics, he f***ing murders Helios, Zeus, Hera and Poseidon with his bare hands. The only Gods Kratos kills with the chains are... I guess just Hermes? That's it? Kind of weird when you think about it.

    • @kyaho8166
      @kyaho8166 2 роки тому +6

      go play chain and ghost

    • @supdude4292
      @supdude4292 2 роки тому +3

      That is weird

    • @Kurd143
      @Kurd143 Рік тому

      It hasn't killed them but it has has always been the reason of fall of other gods

  • @Ren-zi5zl
    @Ren-zi5zl 2 роки тому +30

    18:32 i cant believe zanny turned into pervy

  • @redwing4948
    @redwing4948 Рік тому +1

    13:41 ohhh man the flashbacks to purvy the purge trooper

  • @ninthguardian8195
    @ninthguardian8195 Рік тому +9

    11:37 and zanny was too horny to defeat Olrun

  • @42Mushu
    @42Mushu 2 роки тому +68

    I sincerely enjoyed watching this video in its entirety.

  • @mobeed1235
    @mobeed1235 2 роки тому +326

    Zanny: plays a suspenseful gory game about a former God slayer trying to reach the highest mountain in all of the nine worlds to spread her late wife's ash with his son.
    also Zanny: **F O R G**

    • @TimeTimo
      @TimeTimo 2 роки тому +1

      how did you misspel frog

    • @Soulful_01
      @Soulful_01 2 роки тому +10

      @@TimeTimo I believe it may have been intentional. Funny haha misspell adds humor.

    • @mobeed1235
      @mobeed1235 2 роки тому +5

      @@TimeTimo that was on purpose. search up forg

    • @blipblop1112
      @blipblop1112 2 роки тому

      @@TimeTimo for The M E M E

    • @Yougotcaged102
      @Yougotcaged102 2 роки тому

      @@TimeTimo because of funny

  • @chiefobuobu
    @chiefobuobu 6 місяців тому +1

    Zanny whenever he fights the troll boss: insert loki “I have never met this man in my life” meme.

  • @Jac3Gaming
    @Jac3Gaming Рік тому

    4:30 I really like how Zanny following those 2 Frogs🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheMozzieMain
    @TheMozzieMain 2 роки тому +25

    I didn’t know that fact Zanny. Thanks for telling me.

  • @cl4ud1u411
    @cl4ud1u411 2 роки тому +21

    10:55
    "Stomp me mommy"

  • @tigeto2733
    @tigeto2733 Рік тому +4

    Might be one of the best god of war gameplay video

  • @imaginarycorgi7312
    @imaginarycorgi7312 Рік тому

    As soon as I unlock the 6 sword challenges I completed all of them and then I felt the Valkyrie at the to, she was my first Valkyrie. The first of many powerful foes to die at my hands! If you wanna make it easier on yourself keep using the ax it does more damage.