The Houston Texans Are Looking To Punch You In The Mouth

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  • @jcm3732
    @jcm3732 Рік тому +21

    We are Texans fans. Our powers of patience are off the charts.

    • @colxunknown
      @colxunknown Рік тому +1

      Tell that to the viking fans lmao

    • @espypkm5022
      @espypkm5022 Рік тому

      @@colxunknownat least you don’t have the least playoff wins in all the nfl

    • @colxunknown
      @colxunknown Рік тому

      @@espypkm5022 I don't have a team, I root for the underdog

  • @jacobboehrer2361
    @jacobboehrer2361 Рік тому +46

    Football just hasn’t been the same since 24-0 😢

  • @draygreen1613
    @draygreen1613 Рік тому +33

    This guy sounds like me!!! REAL TEXAN FAN

  • @ericparker163
    @ericparker163 Рік тому +13

    Liked and subscribed. Thanks for not trying to be the ESPN of youtube. The realness is so much better. Respect. 👊🏼

  • @gyrozeppeli3438
    @gyrozeppeli3438 Рік тому +7

    As a Houston fan I can't wait to see what happens

  • @AbigailRTeh
    @AbigailRTeh Рік тому +16

    CJ will give you an attacking offense. He is excellent at pushing the ball downfield, and it'll be up to our WRs to catch up 🤘

  • @kyledaniel37
    @kyledaniel37 Рік тому +12

    Yessir some Texans love

  • @DingleBerry673
    @DingleBerry673 Рік тому +11

    Finally someone explained it perfect without over/under hyping anything. Just watching the highlights of these guys while explaining who they are says everything!

  • @MagikFingers420
    @MagikFingers420 Рік тому +3

    Will Anderson Jr is the only true freshman that EVER started at Alabama in the Saban era.
    Tank is amazing and has INSANE acceleration but his overall top speed isn't as fast as some make it sound, he is a top tier at burst acceleration and then stopping on a dime and bursting in another direction instantly.

  • @elscruffomcscruffy8371
    @elscruffomcscruffy8371 Рік тому +4

    2 games in against the Colts: lets hope for two Rookie QBs dueling it out in Houston! Ill be there!

  • @ddubs______
    @ddubs______ Рік тому +10

    Perfect breakdown. And Henry last name is pronounced ToeAHToeAH

  • @thereesebonneau
    @thereesebonneau Рік тому +1

    Love the video just subscribed

  • @tylervasquez192
    @tylervasquez192 Рік тому +1

    STR8 Facts from this dude🫡

  • @Joestontx
    @Joestontx Рік тому

    Bro thanks !! Patience I have plenty season ticket holder was on the waiting list for 7 years I’m hyped 2 to 3 years superbowl or AFC championship for sure

  • @Boadyzafa33
    @Boadyzafa33 Рік тому +5

    Is it just me, or does most every starter position sound like an All-Pro? Especially on Defense.
    Anderson, Harrison, To'oTo'to, Cashman, Perryman, Wallow. Those are just the LB's. You have Ward, Pitre, Stingley, Nelson, and Griffin in the DB room. There are names on Offense, too, now. Just not as many have made themselves known yet. Go Texans! In Caserio In trust! In DeMeco I trust!

    • @willsparkmeone6371
      @willsparkmeone6371 Рік тому +1

      Can't forget Desmond King

    • @imsofuckinhighimightcrash
      @imsofuckinhighimightcrash Рік тому

      Perryman isn’t even a top 40 off ball linebacker, Cashman isn’t a a special teamer, Harris is a very raw sophomore, Shaq Griffin is not good

  • @4realGTFOH
    @4realGTFOH Рік тому +4

    Month away from preseason. Im ready

  • @MagikFingers420
    @MagikFingers420 Рік тому +2

    CJ will get his HoF WRs soon, the Texans already know how deadly he is with deadly WRs and will make a priority over the next draft or after. He will gwt his 1st rd WR in 1-3 yrs at most.

  • @ivanahumpya
    @ivanahumpya Рік тому +4

    Ready for this next season as always lol win or lose LFG TEXANS

  • @rudyfernandez4049
    @rudyfernandez4049 Рік тому +1

    Jalen pitre already is hitting Mfs to hard

  • @julians117
    @julians117 Рік тому

    Just can’t wait 🤘🏽football been gone too long just excited to see the team good or bad will forever be a Texan

  • @Joshua-uw7wm
    @Joshua-uw7wm Рік тому +1

    I still can't believe that they let Bill O'Brien be the g.m.

  • @TheRealCasualGamer0101
    @TheRealCasualGamer0101 Рік тому +3

    I’m watching Houston cus of my Buckeye brother CJ

  • @ryanslauderdale
    @ryanslauderdale Рік тому +4

    Hutch also played with Brock Purdy at Iowa State as well, so he may be a scheme fit.

  • @Ben-mu3rs
    @Ben-mu3rs Рік тому +1

    Good video man. Subscribed

  • @MagikFingers420
    @MagikFingers420 Рік тому +1

    You asked if anything ever made sense in Houston? Well when O'Brien took over, the Texans had a league-high of active drafted 1st rd draft picks with 10 consecutive picks dating all the way back from 2008 Duane Brown our starting left tackle to our starting quarterback DeShaun Watson in 2017. That's 10 years of 1st rd picks still on the team, not to mention added a few 1st rd FAs too, the team was strong and took over the division completely. And then O'Brien took this amazing team GM Rick Smith built and destroyed bc he didn't like GM Smith and got him replaced, and then fired him to be the HC/GM all together. He let got rid of all our 1st rd picks during his tiny tenure or they wanted out after the Nuk abomination trade, the owner had passed away recently before and his POS son took over and stood by and let O'Brien strong arm his way into power by bullying against management and players. He waited until the team way completely empty, even 1st rd picks after the Nuk trade wanted out, and who can blame them. I stopped watching, only now have i come back bc Ryans is around, and I've been day 1.

  • @1machoguerrereo508
    @1machoguerrereo508 Рік тому +2

    Great job bro 👏 👍

  • @MichaelAlexander_
    @MichaelAlexander_ Рік тому +1

    Let’s fucking go! 😤🤘🏾

  • @crushcity8679
    @crushcity8679 Рік тому

    I think we see more of the Falcons Shanahan scheme in Houston. We got the QB to execute that style of offense. San Fran was always limited with their QB.

  • @crushcity8679
    @crushcity8679 Рік тому

    They need to put Tank at return man. All the greats did that at some point in their career. Helps them learn to navigate through traffic on the offensive side of the ball.

  • @michael7046
    @michael7046 Рік тому +1

    Juice is starting now.

  • @CS-my2wp
    @CS-my2wp Рік тому +8

    I'm hype

    • @HTOWN_MADE713
      @HTOWN_MADE713 Рік тому +4

      They 💤 on us, but I PROMISE we will wake dey bihazz up 🆙🗣🫡🫵🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽

    • @CS-my2wp
      @CS-my2wp Рік тому

      @@HTOWN_MADE713 you said it man. Let's go texans it's time to show the wrold who we are and wy we're here

  • @maxton5O
    @maxton5O Рік тому +1

    The title just threatened me 😭😭

  • @michealjones3297
    @michealjones3297 Рік тому +1

    Don't forget about the Alabama receiver they drafted last year but didn't play because of leukemia

    • @PapaSwisha
      @PapaSwisha Рік тому

      He mentioned john metchie multiple times lmao

    • @michealjones3297
      @michealjones3297 Рік тому

      @@PapaSwisha I forgot the players name 😆

  • @dirtymermaid7214
    @dirtymermaid7214 Рік тому

    Nice. Very improved team. So 2-3 wins?

  • @CS-my2wp
    @CS-my2wp Рік тому +6

    Let's go

  • @phataguilar7096
    @phataguilar7096 Рік тому

    We ARE TEXANS let's get this week PRESEASON game started!!!! Plus Davis Mills is our Franchise QB

  • @EDF1919
    @EDF1919 Рік тому +4

    As as lifelong Texans fan (sadly) I have very little expectations for this team, win wise. If they win 7 games most of the city would be astounded since the majority of the roster is still pretty bad. But Stroud in a 49ers style offence under Ryans and Slowik is really exciting to me as the main skill of the QB needs to be accuracy. Combine that with a solid o-line, great downfield blocking WR in Woods for Pierce and the massive upgrade with Schultz at TE, I'm once again hopeful for the future.

    • @andrewcruz530
      @andrewcruz530 Рік тому +6

      I don’t know about all that 😂 if they get 7 wins it shouldn’t be some achievement… They have a really good roster and to say it’s still pretty bad is pretty funny… They don’t really have something bad but just unproven which is the WR core since 2 guys got hurt, 2 guys got signed and one got drafted ( the starting 5 WRs Im talking about)…. I have them going around 8-9 or 9-8 especially with that 3rd easiest schedule… Anything can happen

    • @brileyisaac7838
      @brileyisaac7838 Рік тому +3

      @@andrewcruz530Thank you well said people that are saying we’re going to go 6-11 or 7-10 doesn’t know are roster nor are coaching staff I think are floor is like 7-10 but are ceiling is like 10-7 maybe even 11-6 if u look at are roster it’s a little unproven but talented.

    • @elscruffomcscruffy8371
      @elscruffomcscruffy8371 Рік тому

      7 wins would be an excellent result! I think they'll slip up against the Jags, and maybe the Colts second time round. I hope they get those 7 wins though!

  • @foreverbrokerecords3184
    @foreverbrokerecords3184 Рік тому +1

    You shouldnt take the LORDs name in vain

  • @aaronbutler9373
    @aaronbutler9373 Рік тому +1

    Not Week 1
    Week 1 Texans getting punched in the mouth and the gut. Waiting in Baltimore at M&T Bank.

    • @judoka.
      @judoka. Рік тому +2

      we’ll see.

    • @JonathanMerlinSymmank
      @JonathanMerlinSymmank Рік тому +1

      I don’t think it’ll be a blowout.

    • @rudyesparza1475
      @rudyesparza1475 Рік тому

      Lmao you sleep asf. Lamar in a whole new offensive scheme that he has never played before. On top of that they lost a valuable D-Lineman for being stupid. Then dobbins is washed, Odell is washed and flowers gone get killed by our CB and S. We got a nice ass o line with DP and DS in the back field and collins, tank, meatchie, and dalton. Ravens not stopping the run game and they cb not even that good. They only got a good s that’s really it.

    • @michaelhession2105
      @michaelhession2105 Рік тому +2

      @@rudyesparza1475 There is no way that the Ravens aren't blowing out the Texans in Week 1. Have you seen their recent past on Opening Day? Other than 2021, since 2017 the Ravens have a margin of victory in Week 1 of 33 PPG and they've never lost an Opening Day game at home since 2005. Yeah, good luck with that. CJ Stroud if he starts is getting crunched by the same coaching staff that destroyed him at Ohio State.

    • @judoka.
      @judoka. Рік тому

      @@michaelhession2105 if you think it’ll be a blowout then you haven’t been paying attention lately.

  • @j-swae5105
    @j-swae5105 Рік тому

    and the titans took our oilers uniforms, its over for the league

    • @PapaSwisha
      @PapaSwisha Рік тому

      No they didn't. When Bud packed up and left he took HIS OILERS HISTORY TO TENNESSEE. We have nothing to do with the oilers other than sharing a city they were in. I don't understand yall fans who try to hold on to a history that had nothing to do with our Texans. Smfh

    • @j-swae5105
      @j-swae5105 Рік тому

      @@PapaSwisha nah we were the oilers for 1960 to 96. Ik we just shared the city but man it hurts to see that

    • @PapaSwisha
      @PapaSwisha Рік тому

      @j-swae5105 Well, they should've tried to keep them instead they let bud walk. I'm a 93 baby. I have no ties to the oilers 🤷🏾🤷🏾

  • @crushcity8679
    @crushcity8679 Рік тому

    Juice better start week 1. Quessenberry was awful last year

  • @raymondsanchez4580
    @raymondsanchez4580 Рік тому

    Play the contract YOU SIGNED...EITHER YOU WANNA BE A STEELER or go with antonio

  • @IG8282-q9h
    @IG8282-q9h Рік тому

    Stop with the mobile QB argument. It didn't pan out with the previous generation of QBs, it's not gonna pan out now.

  • @bequadeone
    @bequadeone Рік тому

    What a joke of a team

  • @danielvandusen5724
    @danielvandusen5724 Рік тому +3

    Yes, I know you're just another UA-cam channel kissing practically every teams ass to get views, especially some of us weaker teams with desperate fans looking for any love from anybody, not from Houston, willing to show a passing glance or a flirtatious wink at our often overlooked, embattled, left for dead and hopefully underrated semi-organational franchise known as the Houston Texans.
    Yes, I know you're just gonna hit it and quit it with a promise to call us the next day, that will never come.
    Knowing all that, I'm still gonna pretend that we're the bell of the ball because with all the moves the Texans have pulled off this off-season, it gives us Houston fans a faint glimmer in our little hearts that we are deserving of love. And dammit I think we might be able to prove it in these next few years.😢
    For the first time in a long while, I'm excited, and pumped to be a Texans fan. I have this weird feeling. It's a feeling I haven't felt in a long time, it's called optimism.😊

    • @ericparker163
      @ericparker163 Рік тому +3

      I think a serious jump can happen this year. Coaching, poor qb play and a terrible run defense torched the Texans. Caserio has drafted well. The coaching staff wasn't getting the best out of them. DeMeco will fix the D (or at least drastically improve it) and Stroud, growing pains and all, is a hell of an upgrade. Teams gotta line up and play us. I think the Texans are gonna be ready for it, especially as they get over the learning curve and start building momentum.

  • @gerrystevens1694
    @gerrystevens1694 Рік тому

    Poor Texan fans. You are talking big noise thou.

  • @YAHSHALOM-
    @YAHSHALOM- Рік тому +1

    The texans will go 7-10 I'm calling it

    • @brileyisaac7838
      @brileyisaac7838 Рік тому +1

      Naw I say 9-8

    • @YAHSHALOM-
      @YAHSHALOM- Рік тому

      @@brileyisaac7838 I don't think they're that good yet

    • @Theballsdeep
      @Theballsdeep  Рік тому

      I can see that

    • @elscruffomcscruffy8371
      @elscruffomcscruffy8371 Рік тому

      Fair call and I agree. 7 wins a big improvement. They'll slip up against the Jags and maybe the Colts second time round

    • @brileyisaac7838
      @brileyisaac7838 Рік тому

      @@YAHSHALOM- but u got to think about are tremendously improved roster and coaching staff

  • @averagejoe7356
    @averagejoe7356 Рік тому +1

    Texans always hype it up just to disappoint every year. I live in Houston and have to see it to believe it be they never do well.

    • @judoka.
      @judoka. Рік тому

      how do they always hype it up? no texans team has been this good in a while, & we haven’t had a competent coach in a while.
      instead of bitching before training camp even starts, why don’t you just keep your negative comments to yourself & just wait and see how the team does.

    • @averagejoe7356
      @averagejoe7356 Рік тому

      @@judoka. so you are upset about the truth. Got it. Every season they say the same thing “we have a real good chance of making the playoffs this year we have all our guys healthy and ready to play” then they never win mor than half the games😂 they did good one season and you expect me to blindly believe in them this year? Sounds pretty stupid to believe in a team with no history of success. When I see it I will believe in it other than that I will voice my opinion just like everyone else here. Just because you don’t agree with it doesn’t mean I am bitching. Like you said training camp hasn’t started and you already believe in the team and off what??? They haven’t done anything all we can judge the team off is past performances. Texans have sucked you know it and I know it and everyone else knows it too. Last 3 seasons with the worst overall record than any team.

    • @ahmadbroadnax7597
      @ahmadbroadnax7597 Рік тому

      Texans hype up?

    • @keenanhadnot5764
      @keenanhadnot5764 Рік тому

      Your comment fit your name

    • @averagejoe7356
      @averagejoe7356 Рік тому

      @@keenanhadnot5764 If this was your attempt at an insult it is pretty sad this was the best you could come up with😂

  • @brotherskeeper2253
    @brotherskeeper2253 Рік тому

    TitanUp 😊

    • @judoka.
      @judoka. Рік тому

      why tf are you here?

  • @jimbrunsman1011
    @jimbrunsman1011 Рік тому

    The narration was unbearable...

  • @LivelysReport
    @LivelysReport Рік тому

    I was of the mind, not to move up and get Will Anderson and give away all the picks we gave up.. instead, I would have moved up at the back of the first round and taken a DE there.. and with pick #12 taken JSN, his receiver from OSU.. and next year would still have both 1st round picks in my pocket.. to go get Marvin Harrison Jr.. who is going to be the best WR in all of football in a couple of years.. giving Stroud two of his best receivers.. The DE that KC took at pick #31 could have been a Texans pick if they moved up back of the first round, which would have given them 3 first round picks with 5 year contracts..

    • @AugustSchindler-ml1xd
      @AugustSchindler-ml1xd Рік тому +3

      I somewhat agree, but demeco needed Anderson badly. When you have no d line help, you need to get the best guy, not trading down to take an early 2nd round guy.

    • @judoka.
      @judoka. Рік тому

      YOURE STILL BITCHING ABOUT THIS?!
      its been almost 3 months, GET OVER IT.

    • @JonathanMerlinSymmank
      @JonathanMerlinSymmank Рік тому +1

      Fuck it, in 2024, trade up and get Marvin Harrison Jr.

    • @elscruffomcscruffy8371
      @elscruffomcscruffy8371 Рік тому

      ​@@JonathanMerlinSymmank100%

    • @elscruffomcscruffy8371
      @elscruffomcscruffy8371 Рік тому +1

      ​@AugustSchindler-ml1xd Everyone who loves football knows that the QB is your most important position, followed by building up the Lines on both sides. Pressure starts at the line of scrimmage. Rattle the QB and you create opportunities for big tine plays.

  • @donnodontcare
    @donnodontcare Рік тому

    Maybe, until that dude starts throwing interceptions because he’s a rookie. They gonna have at least 1 down year give me a break stop lying

  • @hectorjoe1316
    @hectorjoe1316 Рік тому

    I say they make it to the postseason but will lose in the playoffs. Let's see Mahomes back in the bowl. Watch and see