Don't Move To Canada Just Yet
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- Опубліковано 22 чер 2024
- Sure, they've got free health care up there. But being an American citizen is like family: you're in it whether you like it or not.
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During any of these protests remember: Do not destroy your own city, do not harm people.
If only Trump voters remembered that before voting for Trump
Don't worry, Hillary's supporters won't start a riot
Ryan Calibur that made no sense. You're going to destroy you're own city because someone in another city voted for trump?
darkchiron good advice, lots hope BLM heeds it.
i.think its a little too late for that.
Please Stephen, continue to roast the racist Cheeto. Give him no slack.
Trump is our savior you fool Hillary wanted to go to war with russia
That's what got him elected in the first place.
the good ol' 'Cheeto Benito'
✊
That shows how utterly brainwashed you are about Trump. He's in no way anybody's savior.
“What’s the worse that could happen”
2020: Hold my beer
Whatever the outcome of November, I'm sure people of the whole planet are going to be screaming.
Jennifer Chase I’ll be screaming either way. It will just be a different kind of scream depending on who wins lol
2021: "I didn't hear no bell"
“2020: Hold my beer”
2021: 😏😏😏
2023: trump’s got the tab
"Want me to reset humanity?" He warned us
UA-cam comments are all that Trump supporters do in life.
N ames pretty much any forum with political context
And these hiliary supporters riot, turn peaceful protest violent, and damage other people's personal property, after their candy has been taken away. Trump hasn't even been sworn in, and this is what hilary supporters do to make the world a better place.
N ames lol funny but I guess we did more then that. He won. jackass
and vote...
liberal tears are the best
For how long will this whining continue?
For years
At least 4 years
Sadly. :/ People need to get over it. Sure, their candidate didn't win, hell, I didn't want trump to win either, but you don't see me crying now, right? Besides, I could go either way anyway. Trump might do a well job. Hillary (If she was elected) might've done just as well. Who knows.
Also, to the SJWs, crying/whining like little bitches, blocking the streets cause your candidate lost, does not mean that you're protesting. Protesting with rights happen if someone did a bad thing, and such, the people want pay-back. Trump was only accused by random females that he tried to rape em, even though they kept talking to em. -___- But as of now, if you keep crying, destroying shit, and so forth, then your protests are as pathetic as the eletorical college.
Thiago Consolaro 4 years at least.
Thiago Consolaro forever. It's called freedom of speech
So I'm Canadian. Whenever anything bad happens, anywhere really, people say they'll move to Canada; and I'm fine with that, really, I am, our population is low enough as it is, but I just have one question. Where do we move, if something bad happens here? Because we sure as Hell ain't moving to the US.
Sapio Phile
...Well alright then. Yup, that works.
Feste the Phule Brilliant !!
Feste the Phule I'm trying to figure out how to move there. Maybe we can just trade places.
Sapio Phile
Which country are you from?
Feste the Phule I reside in Dallas Texas _USA_
"we've got 4 very interesting years in front of us" ... We knew it would be bad, but JESUS CHRIST we didn't know it would be this bad...
Gotta say… it somehow got even worse before it got better
Agreed
Agreed
It really wasn't that bad
That's a very generous understatement.
This country turned to the laughing stock of the world overnight
die scrap 916 yup because of those ignorant protestors lighting cars on fire
Versace loudpack i blew one up yelling DIE TRUMP
die scrap 916 that's not when it happend
laughing at you Losers that are the new HATERS
America has been a laughing stock for a good while now, this just further proves the point. 46% of Eligible voters did not vote. Not to mention all the people that wasted their votes on Harambe and shit. Good job America. Not only did you not elect Bernie, but you couldn't even keep Trump out of the White House.
It was like seeing a poor child in the middle of a custody debate, with both parents completly disregarding its well-being, extremly focused on bringing the other down and showing that it was worse than the other instead of showing what they would do for the child, or how they would make it grow into a better soul, like keeping the kid was a trophy of victory.
...and the child just wanted to move in with his caring grandpa Bernie...
Oh well, it was quite the show, good luck there my U.S. friends! You were screwed with whatever choice you made to begin with.
Also, Stephen's suit's stripes are just so freaking weird.
"...and the child just wanted to move in with his caring grandpa Bernie..."
Stop it im crying...
Mownage Vol Fulken You stole that from Imgur...
*****
It seems you misunderstood me.
Im not american.
I'm not comparing myself to the poor child.
You on the other hand seem to have taken what I said very personally.
Too close to home, my dear friend?
Lo Grey
You're wrong actually.
I stole it from 9gag, that stole it from reddit, that stole it from imgur most likely!
00:36
Hi, I'm from the future and it's not interesting, it's a disaster!
I'm from further in the future, the reign of orange man is no more!
@@joefather6084 too bad...the country was doing really well minus a shitty virus from China that they lied to us about. Now we get to watch Biden utterly tank the economy. Should be fun. Thanks Trump though for getting us a vaccine 4 times faster than it has ever happened. If Hilary was president, wed be stuck without it for 3 more years. THANK YOU
so .... jan 6th 2021 .... how quickly disastrous became deadly and destructive ...
@@moby1kanob name me 4 things that Trump has done right and I'll give you at least 50 things he did terribly wrong.
I'm from even further in the future and I love your Depeche Mode pfp.
Watching this in 2020. God asking if he should hit the reset button and send in a plague is taking on a whole other meaning!
Oh damn.
I just threw up in my mouth a little when I heard it lol
These 4 years have been HELL!
We would have welcomed you in Canada you know ? But we do have our share of Trumpist ( which goes in pair with covidiots) here, unfortunately. But, eh, we have Poutine to cheer you up ;)
Exactly what I thought!
Finally somebody that tells it like it is. All the other talk shows are trying to rationalize or 'make peace' with the idea of Trump. Lets say it like it is: It sucks and it is going to suck for more than half of the Americans out there.
Rose Singer go watch Samantha Bee's bit on the election, if you want an outraged show host. She is... not happy.
what really sucks is the people that were criticizing trump supporters for potentially not accepting the election because we had reason to believe the election was rigged, are now not accepting the election and burning the American flag because the people voted for someone they didnt want.
Love her.She's smart AND funny.like Stephen Colbert or Jon Stewart or Trevor Noahor John Oliver.Bill maher is a dick but he's one smart guy.
Blake King LOL RIGHT?!
When Romney lost in 2012, the GOP blamed themselves. When Clinton loses in 2016, we shame the other half of the electorate. I don't like Trump, but let's take our responsibility for losing the easiest election the left has ever been given.
i am a Canadian we Canadians dont want u to move to canada
Better build yourselfs a wall.
And make America pay.
FaderHD go ahead and build a wall. most Americans won't ever go to Canada anyway
lol. (though I hear your Montreal women are awesome)
+savvy 😅
Ahahah i'm from Montreal and they truly are awesome ;) You should come and see by yourself one day
And then, three years later, Americans have witnessed things a million times weirder than they could ever imagine.
He's getting reelected.
And now it’s a global pandemic ..
And now protesters were gassed and shot at for a photo op.
They weren't gassed. And they were asked multiple times to leave .. and he is the POTUS, so you leave when asked.
@@calloway1972 Gas was used. They shut down Lafayette Square permanently so he wouldn't gas anyone else.
"We have four very interesting years ahead of us..."
Me, watching in February 2021: "oh honey, you have no idea..."
Hi from 2022, world war 3 is on the horizon
😂💀😂💀
Pls do the conclusion to the hungry for power games!!!
Connor Mcgregor yeah waiting for it too
Connor Mcgregor It would be too depressing.
It wouldn't really be entertaining. How would it feel, watching all three Hunger Games movies only to have Katniss getting shot in the head by President Snow?
Coutrywide I mean it could be the fact English isn't the first language but I'm not sure
Canada head of state
I can't believe the electoral college still exists.
Thats bullshit! New York doesnt vote entirely for one candidate, and it would mean that the republicans voting in New York would actually have their vote count.
Whats wrong with California and new york deciding it proportional to population? ? That seems the fair way to do things.
Maia Bird well popular votes wouldn't be right
Those 2 states are roughly 19% of our population, therefore they should get 19% of the voice. Also, "deciding" votes are an artifact of the electoral college. With it gone every vote is a deciding vote.
It's not the first time a candidate lost even with the popular vote. You liberals complain just because trump won
Rewatching this four years later now that he's been voted out, and it honestly feels like free therapy for the last four years.
He has faced multiple charges 3 impeachments. Traitor by encouraging an Insurrection. Absconding with Classified documents - which included Nuclear Codes of another country. But But comes out squeaky clean because the Family - pays off people- to freaking clear his name. (Why is there no clip of a blessing on Obama??)
Now we just gotta make sure he doesn't win back the house again
@@redwallfan123 He will win. This world and America needs Trump. Most corrupt, power mongering guys can't accept outsiders. That's what happening with trump.
@@redwallfan123 Biden won because of Black voters. This time Biden won't win because Black voters felt cheated by Democrats.......again.
Live in Canada for 3 years and you can apply for citizenship. You also keep your U.S.. Social Security! One item of several treaties cementing U.S. and Canadian friendship.
IT'S INAUGURATION DAY! WE MADE IT, FOLKS!
01/20/21
Dear American neighbours,
We think you're swell, honestly, but we're neighbours. Imagine that your next door neighbour has a whiny, entitled kid who wants to move out because things aren't going their way at home. Would you want that kid to move into your house indefinitely? Exactly.
Love,
Canada
elTorpedo No, I want to get rid of anyone willing to leave this country because people disagree with them. You have to take them! Please!
We don't want them either!
*Cue game of hot potato between USA and Canada*
elTorpedo we love you America, but not that much
BWAHHAAHHAAH
We'll pay for the wall we promise just take them
Now you know how we felt when Berlusconi won in Italy.
I think He probably saved us from WWIII.
Remember when Hillary threatened war on Russia? Good times
;)
Oh wait, that was recent.
+suck were you around when Hitler won??
Bullshit
Rosalie Rendue kind of like how Hillary won the vote but trump was appointed by the electoral college hmmm I think you are on to something
Idiocracy has arrived. The Darkness is winning in the world.
+Helium Valentine Very true. Hopefully Trump can fix that.
Yes, did you read the book "Idiocrazy"? That book was written 80 years ago. Prophecy comes true! Very scared
From what I understand Canada says it doesn't want our trash.
never happier to be a dual Canadian - american citizen, feels like having a parachute when the plane starts to go down
Ok, but where were you born?
Mikitan Fox God you are stupid kid
+ Polota Rolon Australia while my parents were on vacation, having a Canadian mom and an american dad entitles you to both citizenships though =)
and people wonder why people think democrats are crazy you guys have furries
+Mikitan Fox Case was thrown out. Sorry, can't call Trump a pedo. Also like to point out there was a lot shaky foundation on that case anyways. Maybe if you actually read up on it, you'd understand more about why it was dismissed.
Decades from now the History channel will be filled with documentaries about this election (& aftermath), accompanied by ominous backing music.
people said the same thing about obama it wasn't too bad was it?
Well I guess we're all going to find out what happens when a country is ruled by the presidential equivalent of a blindfolded child running around a crowded room brandishing a pair of scissors in each of his tiny hands. Interesting times....
Lorna Ginette Harrison Or we could have been lead by a lying rich nitwit who would kill you just to make her stock profile go up. Both candidates were bad. Both were the wrong choice to vote for but the people chose him to the medias surprise. Trump is a threat to them since he goes against their personal monetary interests.and Honestly wish neither were allowed to be in the white house but we got what we got can't really complain since it was won fair and square right? :P .
Lorna Ginette Harrison "was Donald Trump planted by aliens?"
Doesn't even have to be decades lol.
I'm Canadian and I almost cried when I found out!
Yeah because you probably feared the annoying liberals would soon be invading your country. You're welcome to them. Maybe you'll understand then...
Smok 2112 - No, because the realization that an unstable, convicted con man with the mentality and emotional state of a 12 year old boy had been elected president.
Gravitythief They are still welcome to the butthurts...they can change their diapers in the safe space.
Gravitythief convicted of what? Holy fuck, you people are dense
😆😆😆
Ironically, now in 2020 I think that God did really push that reset button 👀
I dunno, man. Trump's doesn't look too happy in his victory speech. Now that he's actually got the job...
It was 3 am. He looked tired.
Do you actually believe presidential candidates handle their own twitter?
he doesn't care if you think he looks happy, he cares about work to do.
Um, you mean he cares about finding somebody to do his homework for him - like any school bully who got elected class president.
He never really wanted to run the country, he said in an interview he would do it if nobody else did, but he hoped the right person would come along instead.
Skimmed through the comments section before starting the vid, saw a bunch of angry comments from Canadians and thought, "Oh geez, Stephen must have said something offensive about Canada." Sixteen minutes later, all I found were Trump jokes. The only bit about Canada was him telling Americans not to give up on our country. He never insulted Canada or cited anything negative as a reason not to move there. Did you guys even watch the video before thumbing down and making angry comments? Or did you just read the title and got pissy about it?
teacentric Too much ignorance man.
Yes following emotions without rational thought appears to be how America got into this mess.
If you didn't see Canadians angry about what he said in the comments, why are you assuming that?
The typical response of a sanctimonious, pseudo-intellectual, Liberal elitist.
teacentric I agree completely I was hopeful people would have come together but instead we are still hateful to each other
I'm 13. I know I shouldn't worry about who the president is. But when one of my great friends is afraid to wear her hijab to school because of what Donald Trump has said and my English teacher found one of my peers in the bathroom sobbing because she was scared of her parents being deported from the country it scares me
Professor Moody I'm 14 now, 15 in October: I am also worried. My mother donates frequently to the Welcome To America project, and is a volunteer teacher every Monday for Mexican immigrants hoping to earn citizenship. She teaches them fluency in English and about the Constitution. Both are good causes. She goes to marches. I've been with her.
But I'm afraid. If LGBT+ rights get worse, I might not be able to find housing or a steady job without repressing a part of myself. The same thing might happen to my mother and stepmother and sister as well. All of us fit under the LGBT+ label, and all of us are a little concerned about how things are going. I'm worried that my mother might be hurt because she "teaches illegals" or "provides for incoming terrorists" when all she's doing is helping respectable people who've left their own countries because this is a safer place to be. And I'm worried for those people, too. Will they be attacked? Will they be abused by society because they're not born Americans or because they have accents or aren't Christian? Those are stupid reasons to hurt someone.
I know it's childish, but I wish people would stop being afraid. I'm not afraid of people who can't speak English. I'm not afraid of people who aren't Christian or don't dress like me or think differently. I don't respect violent people but I wouldn't assume that everyone is violent.
I'm sorry to have gone on like that. It's nice to see someone who's even just a little bit like me who feels the same way.
Mira's RambleChannel trump supports lgbt. He was waving the gay flag a year ago. All the fear is just Democrat brainwashing. Trump is about economics and fairness.
Nothing more lgbT than trying to ban transgender people from the military.
people in your school shouldn't be wearing "hijabs" in the first place and if their parents are here legally they have nothing to worry about.
THEBULL there is nothing wrong with someone wearing a hijab if she wants to. Why do you think you have a right to decide what someone does or doesn’t wear?
I dont think we couldve ever seen it go as bad as it has gone 4 years ago
Protests only work when human rights have been violated. Protesting cause you didn't get your way is just whining, and quite frankly pathetic.
You do realize theyre protesting because Hillary won in the popular vote...The electoral college, the tumor of our election process, is the only reason why he won. Just like Bush, it is a saving grace when a candidate doesnt have the popular vote.
Thank you for saying that, these SJW's are real whiners.
they can protest for whatever fucking reasons they want, you fascist fuck.
yellowhair03 lol exactly why Trump won, still ain't learned your lesson, unless you're a troll.
Somebody said it was supposed to protect minorities some how :p ... not sure if that's true but fuck it :p just get rid of the damn thing. :p But for now :p hahahahahaha Democrats lost everything! muahahahahahahahahaha
I'm Canadian... no idea what to say honestly...
say thank you Trump for saving the world from killary and thank the people that voted for him too. I still cant believe he won
A1 D. I second that. I think God put Trump in place to keep Hillary out of the White House.
Then you're an idiot.
Be prepared for some long-term visitors, is all.
As an American, two hours from Toronto, ( what a beautiful city ), we are not all alike. Those like myself, have always considered Canadians awesome neighbors. Please accept my apologies for the retarded fellow Americans I share geographical space with that are now experiencing buyers remorse....Again....sorry, Steve
Listening during the pandemic
Now american don't you wish you moved to Canada when you had the chance lol
Rewatching this on Tr*mp’s last day.
Stephen is almost prophetic.
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Im from the future ! Trump wins again in 2024
xavier I want you to remember that if you go knocking on doors and asking to meet the devil, one day he may just answer.
Does the word Trump scare you?
Lol why you censoring the word Trump, does it scare you... Anyways get ready for DeSantis, Trump's pupet in 2024, don't mean to pop your bubble, l'm sad to say Joe Biden probably ain't gonna win.
You would be welcome in Canada. It's a pretty peaceful place, without that horrible racial divide in the States, no insane NRA gun laws, and yes we have single payer healthcare.
We have four seasons, just like you do, we speak English, not American, and while we have a lot in common we are different.
It's not perfect, but it is a slice of heaven. Particularly if you're coming from somewhere war torn, living under anarchy, or even the US. We don't mind welcoming others to our country, as many of us were immigrants at one time too.
What's the easiest way to become a citizen?
Sapio Phile Here is a link to the website:
www.cic.gc.ca/english/citizenship/become.asp
Provide proof that you know how to speak and write in 1 of Canada's official languages (either English or French) Be a Permanent Resident (PR) Declare that you plan to live in Canada after you become a citizen. Have lived in Canada as a PR for at least 4 years out of the 6 years (1,460 days) before you apply.Jul 11, 2016
Thank you so much!
Shit looks like I'm moving out of Canada and into the states
imiss toronto Idk if I want Americans here tbh 😂😂
Your a man who needs an attitude adjustment. Thanks to you and the rest of the media; you made trump an Underdog. the American people love Underdogs. You helped get him elected.
Their hate became his political power. They earned their defeat, and they should stop acting like fucking children.
Saltjunkie Your spot on.
ebulating Your all encompassing statement defeats itself. There is no way you or any one else knows all of Trumps deals. Thanks for your negativity it got my man elected.
*You're
lolol he's dying , let his vote count
Did anyone ask Canadians if they want Americans in their country ? Might as well build great Canadians wall to keep those yanks away xD
We don't mind actually. Just leave your f---king guns at home. LOL
My guess is you won't be here long.
Jim Hart you? here? I'm confused
The Canadians probably want all the people that's willing to live in a freezer half the year.
we don't live in a freezer. We have four seasons, speak English, not American. Like an earlier poster said, leave your guns at home along with the NRA attitude. We don't like it or want it here. But we do welcome immigrants - if you pass the criminal checks etc, and the other rules etc, we would welcome you here.
I didn't think anything could make me happy in the wake of the election, but I just saw Stephen Colbert with sparkly cat ears saying 'I'm a sexy kitty' and I feel slightly better. Thanks Stephen.
Nikki If I could fall in love with a guy who makes me laugh just as much as Stephen does, I'd be the happiest woman in the world.
+Nikki dont worry, he will be ur countries POTUS for the nxt term...this guy is shaping the world as how it used to be int he 80s and 90s...thank god...the economy is recovering, wars are ending and ppl are getting their lives back...theres no room for Snow Flakes Puppy Feelings...
@@rosering02 spot the american in a smurf account
@@kagakai7729 I'm not American.
@@rosering02 not you, srry
why are so many Trump supporters complaining still? he won. the only good thing for us who don't support him is that we can make fun of him and laugh at him. he's gonna give 4 laughable years. like you all got what you wanted now let us laugh and make fun of the comedian we have as president now
sebastian mccullough You liberals are are NOT crying tears of joy, and I love it.
+sebastian mccullough
yeah ! let's just sit back and laugh.
Ideological tribalism still clearly exists, yet the elitists of the world still want a globalist world society. We are not ready. -A guy in Australia
Mega Hump you do realize that most people on foodstamps are from states that voted for trump right?
Jove The biggest loss will be of the last 8 years that Obama did NOTHING for anybody, except for himself. Oh wait, I am wrong, he gave Isis life and support
Why Canada? Why is nobody moving to Mexico?
Nick Bloom Yeah, these champions of diversity are moving to Lilly white Canada!! Barahahaha.
I know. It's freaking cold in Canada.
Because most Americans speak only English, And Canada is also largely English speaking, save for the French parts. So obviously they go to a country where they speak the language, simple logic really.
Because libtards are hypocritical racists.
Cuz your ass is too lazy to learn a new language. Idiot.
As someone from Britain, can I just say that I feel so sorry for you guys. I'm so glad I live in Britain.
OMG the bit about poundin' Merlot just killed me 😂😂😂 it is still on point ...and we are in 2020 and thank god I live in Canada 👍🏾❤️🇨🇦
WTF is protesting going to do he won fair and square get over it and quit crying
That Call of Duty Gamer You mean by Electoral Vote? Or by People Vote?
Nate Ortañez he meant by the vote that counts
It's easy to say he won fair, when the voting system is inherently flawed. Not that I wanted Hillary, but I concede with "when does getting a majority vote, NOT MEAN you've won." It's damn near ridiculous to think otherwise.
Dennis King "Wahhh, everyone that disagrees with me is butthurt and nothing more".
No that's not what I mean I meant why are people protesting he clearly one! and they would do anything but maybe get them selfs in trouble with the law
At least you will have 4 yrs of guaranteed comedy material!!
We'll be laughing to keep from crying
MamaMysteriouspgh and we all love us some good comedy 😉
Well, that's a good sign if you can put it like that. I just wish other less democratic, authoritarian countries around the world would have their own Hilary and Donald Show, bring themselves into the modern world with all its potential razzmatazz that comes from being a free, democratic nation.
As evidenced by this Colbert show, the Americans do have a wonderful sense of humour. It survives. And it thrives. If these other corrupt or badly-run countries in the world changed and seeded the ground for their own Hilary and Donald show, they, too, you must surmise, would also inevitably seep a sense of humour into their system: their folks do not know what entertainment is! We are human. We want entertainment. But obviously with a bit of intelligence: making people laugh is an art form. My point is America has nothing to be ashamed of in today's world (such as it is!). How does the Burt Bacharach song go? "Go easy on yourself!", is how. If other countries had their own Hilary and Donald Show, then the world would be actually a safer, more forgiving place. They'll have their own comic talk shows and their people will have a good old laugh!
they did in the Philippines - the trump guy won
yeah Alec Baldwin has work for the next four years on SNL
looking back on this 5+ years later I wonder if people wished they fled to Canada lol
Welcome to the 45th Hunger Games!
Why does everyone talk about moving to Canada? Why not Mexico? Isn't that sorta racist?
Because more people speak English in Canada than Mexico...?
because mexico is not as wealthy and alike to the usa as Canada.
Moxie Crimefighter nah, Be tolerant and open minded, not afraid of things you don't understand. Being narrow-minded makes you look like Colbert says Trump voters are. Support your Hispanic brothers. Learn Spanish. Truly demonstrate solidarity! Put yourself in their place. Experience living in a country where you have to learn the language. It'll be just like college students sleeping in a cardboard box for a night on the commons to raise awareness for the homeless.
They don't speak English there. Duh.
Popyman51 read above. Nah, they are just being lazy and revealing their white privileged biases. They really don't support Hispanic people. They don't put their moving where their mouth is. Just racist!
Dear Colbert. 1/2 this country completely disagrees with you. Enjoy the next 4 years.
Nope, under half of the people that voted went for Trump and only around 50% of people voted. So only around a quarter of Americans actually voted for that racist bigot
phreak1118 the majority voted for Clinton...
more than half agrees (Popular vote)
Zal Yagun Ryai Dear Colbert, Seems like a lot of whiny sore loser FKHEADS were too lazy to vote and have only themselves to blame. Waaaahhhh FKN Waaaahhhh
@Chip ..so, only around a quarter of Americans actually voted for Hillary.
..had to offer the obvious equivalent statement.
You are still thinking one sided.
Be careful, or your mind will stay contorted.
..one of these lobes, is doing its own thing.
..one of these lobes just cant get along...
Like the Indians say, if you don't like America, give it back
They say that in India? I've met tons of people from India, mostly students of the local university, and none of them has ever said that. Who are they asking to give it back to, the English? You'd think Indians would be happy America got rid of the English, like they did back in Ghandi's day.
No Indians say That
Native American Indians, silly ol goose
@@sohamc4979 Many of us do
Oberonjames America did nothing to get rid of the English during the time of Gandhi
2 1/2 tears in, I watch this and cry and admire Colbert for keeping it together!
It's so nice that we are able to throw insults back and forth this way without fear of retribution, guess it's a good day to thank a Vet. for that right. Happy(?) Remembrance/Veterans day to everyone.
Lest We Forget...
Semper Fi
SweatyShivers
Just don't get caught in a crowd of crazy Dems. You'll be lynched if you voted Trump.
SweatyShivers Remembrance day I wonder if all the people in the streets some peaceful the others that are destroying have the two brain cells to notice how petty they are. The vote was taken try to make the best of it. New ideas are a good thing. Open your mind think of great things to put forth to help. Haven't we seen enough hate. Especially on Nov 11.
+mary thomson America has freedom of speech. the people marching peaceful or otherwise are marching for their rights because that is what trump threatens. Making abortions illegal, threatening marriage equality, increasing fossil fuels and cutting clean energy programs and cutting a healthcare system that made healthcare affordable for all. this is a misogynist, racist, narcissist and sexual predator holding the highest office in the land. He has absolutely no qualifications to be worthy of this position. Protesting against someone who threatens your civil liberties is not petty, the government is for the people, when it does not serve the people then it is a corrupt government and governments have been known to be corrupt before, especially America's. Hillary won the popular vote the majority of people voted before but because the electoral system is arcane and i dont understand it (i dont live in the usa) Trump won.
All of these comedy/chat/commentary shows (with the possible exception of FOX) all uniformly and openly support the Dems. It is just assumed (correctly) that-of course-the entire audience hates Trump and loves Hillary, when we have just shown that at least half of America feels the opposite. Does this not show how the elite media is uniformly out of touch with at least half of the country? Would it be so bad if we could have at least some of these shows be centrist? No! It is assumed that the only voice that matters and should be heard is the NYC, elitist, politically correct, NY Times reading audience. Independents, Libertarians, reformists, Republicans, etc. simply do not count with these people.
Ikr
Pretty sure most people just hate Trump b/c he's racist, sexist, denies factual science and a sex offender. And I bet you'll deny that but that's cool, I know I'm dealing with someone who is intellectually inferior. Hillary is so corrupt, so anyone with a brain wouldn't vote for her but Trump is as worse if not more so. The American political system is a joke, having only 2 major parties that have completely opposite views is of course going to bring divide to people because there is no middle ground on a lot of issues.
Just because they are against Trump, it doesn't mean that they are for Hilary, and vice verse in some cases. This election was so close because it was really just people voting against the other candidate because they are just so damn awful. And as far as the media is concerned since they do tend to lean slightly more left, they obviously are against Trump and what he stands for slightly more than they are against what Hilary stands for.
Except more people voted for Hillary than Trump. A lot more. Trump is only President because of 100, 000 specific people in Florida. As a matter of fact, if third party supporters in that state alone voted for Clinton, she would be president. Most people, it turns out, do hate lying racist mysogynists who only become president because of a system designed to work in the 18th century
Connor Stickels - Your complaints are symptomatic of the whole fem SJW mental illness: You believe in a fantasy utopia where your opinions trump reality. US presidential elections have been decided by the electoral college for time immemorial. The realist candidate knew that, and won the electoral college. The fantasy candidate did not. Now you want to change the rules, have a do-over, or just complain. Who cares??? Your lack of ability to deal with reality guarantees you remain a LOSER. You will have a horrible life unless and until you learn to see and accept reality.
I found out at a school concert thing when I was 11. I sobbed and one of my mates came in check with enough sarcasm to cheer me up. All the way in Australia 🥲
I was happy when he backed president in 2016 and I was 11 😊
my husband told me that day "this all feels fake" and I kept waiting for Ashton Kutcher to tell us we were punked. I too wait until I can say he is our president without feeling sick to my stomach. my only hope, as a history teacher, is that this is the moment people wake up and realize they need to be part of the process
your husband is gay
*You're* gay
Trump caused universal insomnia, here In Australia people are sleepless and panicking too... We need Jon Stewart! Please bring him back
Ronin shut the fuck up kid
America is panicking. We're fucked.
Oriolez - mate we're not panicking we're just befuddled about the Americans choice.
Zach Attack only the brainwashed libtards are panicking
I'm living in China. :D
He was much better when he was himself on CC, now he's the complete opposite on CBS.
he's a liberal. he was pretending to be a conservative
gilliteen bless your heart.
+Papillon 2010
the OP was talking about Colbert and not Trump...
***** damn you're fine...
gilliteen he was playing a conservative idiot like O'Reilley ironically and now is himself
I already left the country
Watching this after biden's win is an incomparable sense of relief
Amen!!!
Well I mean alot of women will be moving here..
I'm single and could get you a green card ;)
SimplyCanadian American women just want your money bro, You better have a lot of it.
JTS
maybe you don't have much else to offer to women.
SimplyCanadian America has a lot of freedoms but one of them is not free stuff. If you can work then get your ass to work!
JTS.. Obviously suitors would have to be wealthy and buy me Tim Hortons everyday lol
SimplyCanadian 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂This one was goooooooooood! !!loll
Guys. Chill! It's just a nightmare and we're all going to wake up tomorrow... Or in 4 years.
I hope the 4 years goes by very very very fast.
ScreenFunFacts trump 2020 trump jr 2024-2028
say what you will , Colbert ran into 4 years of content the writes it self , if he doesn't get assassinated or accidentally crashes his car
mr dinkleberg colbert report and daily show, come back!!! and i mean John Stewart.
Wake up in 4 years speaking Russian because the President's friend decided to take the country off his hands. Cuz that's what friends do.
Rewatching on Donald Trump’s indictment day. It’s been a long 6 years.
Which indictment day? 1, 2, 3 or 4? Lol
@@votebluefordemocracy4444 that was the first one. It felt so grand! But each subsequent one feels even better, mmmm?
I'm happy that there is someone voicing our thoughts
Thats part of the problem! New York needs to realize they arent all of america!!!
I'm pretty sure they are aware of Canada.
Matt Adams I think you need to tell that to trumpians
New York may not be all of America, buts it's the best of America. Our major cities set the example.
Matt Burger have you been to New York? That place is dirty and smells like tobacco. America's best isn't in New York, It's everywhere.
Goliath Online
You rural folks are gonna be in for a treat then.
Do you want to hear something messed up:
"The Trump Library".
John Fallon hahh
John Fallon Hey, where else will you get a copy of Trump Magazine? At least there's that
John Fallon Just think about this. One day there will be an aircraft carrier named USS Trump
Donnie Montoya imagine the mission badge ,"Making America Great Again" in gold letters or "Here to Grab you By the Pu**y"
It'll just be a bunch of youtube videos and Infowars articles.
Canada “The language of France with the culture of Minnesota” haha nice one
In my opinion, Stephen Colbert is more ballsy than other late night show hosts. I admire him for that.
I'm so glad we've got Colbert, we're going to need him over the next 4 years.
I only payed attention to Colbert, Noah Kimmel SNL for my news Honest
wow! i used to enjoy stephen colbert when he had his other show. what the hell happened?
He's just a member of the wankerati this is what they do!
On his old show, he was being satirical. Intentionally ridiculous to highlight the absurdity of republican policy. You don't understand satire.
he became a shill and sold out.
This is what happens when you sell your soul, you never really get to show your personality but rather a fake personality that changes like the wind... People are retarded now... let's pick the brain damaged female warmonger who loves to get child rapers off .... If Killery became president I was going to say us Canadians would like to see you guys elect a piano playing chicken after the brain damaged female that loves spirit cooking... you guys haven't had one of those yet either.... being female is not something that should even equate for the job of president.... Just goes to show how dumbed down evryone is getting bunch of retards.... P.S us Canadians don;t want any cry baby run away form a problem people either stay and fix your shit silly USA people wake up stop living in fantasy ...... sleeping sheeple... lol the media is to blame for the riots and the stupidity you are all consumed by propaganda and that is why people are retarded now they listen to lies....
More money on this show.
Is this guy relevant any more. I also get the feeling he was advocating violence by protesters against the election of Trump.
Denis Moi he needs to get over it
Denis Moi He's just saying speak up. That's it. That's all.
BandenKampfer I knew I had to use these grenades for something.. Throw these bitches right in the middle of the rally.
One of the most painful shows I've ever watched. Stephen and his staff must have had a rough night.
Hey, remember when Stephen Colbert was funny?
Robert J. Holtz I member
Member-berries. Well done. Cheers.
No, I don't.
Because nothings fucking funny about this.
nope
So many triggered Trump supporters down here.
Smarky Wolf Reviews you're watching a triggered Hillary supporter's video. what would you expect, no reaction?
For all you Americans who wanted Bernie Sanders (and yes I agree Bernie was the best choice), you had another candidate who had VERY SIMILAR views to Bernie, her name was Jill Stein and she was part of the Green Party. She could've easily been the female Bernie Sanders for President, but you Americans have this ridiculous idea of "wasted vote". News flash, if everyone who didn't want to vote for Trump and everyone who didn't want to vote for Hillary ended up voting for Jill Stein, then you guys may have had a sane, intelligent, and respectful president right now!
Yep. Jill got my vote. Gotta wonder why this gutsy girl who actually stood up for saving the planet did not get coverage. It was not a wasted vote - I'd do it again. Now we get the orange rash. Good observation Pistol!
Pistol Pete-
On point comment. Thats why the two party system is shitty and needs to go. Lesser of two evils my ass...
I totally voted for her this election. In fact, before that, she attended a local college to speak at a rally. I got to not only meet her, but hug her as well. I will forever cherish that moment as one of the greatest in my entire life.
As John Oliver said, "Jill! That's a terrible song!"
Filthy hippies. minority card.
All these years later, I still remember this. And I remember my young adult nephews calling me freaking out, and I told them, "Let's not do what they did to Obama. I don't have much hope, but we have to give the guy a chance - maybe he'll surprise us by at least not being too bad." He surprised me alright - by being 100 times WORSE than even I thought he would be.
Wdym?
😭
I just hope Trump doesn't fuck the environment. :O
NicholasRiviera how would he "fuck the environment" go back to school
By disrespecting treaties and goals set by the international community and the unfccc in the paris agreement
Hes gonna fuck up the earth's climate.
He will. Deregulation ;)
Versace loudpack hope Trump doesn't *FUCK UP* the environment. happy asswipe?
Anyone wanting to come to Canada will have to give up your gun.
Perhaps its easier for sane people who dont own guns
william mason good the only ones of us with guns voted trump to try and keep them
william mason
I don't have guns...
I don't get the point your trying to make..canadians own more guns per capita than the USA..
When my parents told me, I burst into tears of fire and sadness and rage.😭
How are you going to react when he gets reelected ?
@@calloway1972 Shouldn’t be a problem.
@@calloway1972LOL
Your leftist tears are so sweet.
More salt on the table.
Ana Uden I bet you cried after writing this comment.
+Wally oh shit 😂😂😂
Donald Trump > Hillary Clinton
Coming from an Egyptian Canadian btw
No one cares lol
Coconut ScienceGirl92 " No One Cares" - Former Hillary Fan
Go join California and the rest of the BUTTHURT media. This is republican country now
You should move to the US, if you think it's so good... :-)
Homeless schizophrenic= funnier than Stephen Colbert
why do bad things happen to good people? are you insinuating that Hillary is a good person?
+Rafi Hernandez I think he is insinuating that he believed Hillary Clinton was either a good choice to be president, or at the bare minimal less bad then Donald Trump. Without know Steven Colbert personally I think either case can be possbile.
Rafi Hernandez better than trump
I don't think his network let him say it during the primary, but I'm pretty sure Colbert supported Bernie. He's a smart guy
saltyHash But just as evil as Robert Byrd.
How would you know either way. The media only writes articles to get readers so if it isn't controversial you won't know about it. She made a mistake in judgment about the emails but Trump is not a good person if you are going to judge either of them and if you don't know this...well start researching.
"No more reproductive rights, I'm full..." Shit, this is so eerie watching this clip all these years later....
Rewatching this in March of 2020. I'm on the brink of sobbing.
April 2020, oh if you only knew
January 2024, even worse!
Jon Stewart had to retire. He just haaaaaaaadddddddddd to retire now:(
You on the other hand are hilarious.
oasis fan fuck face von clownstick supporter
Hopefully Trump can build that wonder wall. Ha see what I did there:D
We NEED him now more than ever.
Jon come back.
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Can we have Michelle Obama 2020 (and Jon for VP). Then the two can appear on this show.
This is what happens when you chose entertainment over education !
Im not only talking about Trump, im talking about denying the horrible history of someone only because its cool that she will be the first female president ! or denying all the lies and stupidity of someone only because he's a billionare !
First step in solving any problem is recognizing there is one. and not being educated enough is a big problem in usa today, so get educated and help everyone to get educated, because that's the only way to defeat this system that is based by denial.
Hillary lies significantly less than Trump. Donald's honesty record is abysmal, even by a politician's standards.
easy to say mate
Last I checked Donald Trump's lies never got someone killed.
problem is not education it's jobs and population. Even well educated people support Trump or become terrorists.
Zac63mh8
And Hillary's have? Or are you just saying random things?
#NotMyPresident
Joziyane N it's funny because he is.
#YouAreAnIdiot
The accuracy of stages of grief tho😂
This is making me no longer a fan of the show, and I am not even American.
I didn't even laugh...
Scott Cavill you aren't American, and you don't understand what America is going through.
everyone is throwing shade at Donald Trump and he fuckin won! I wish I could meet someone who like him😑
#fuckingmedia
Maybe because your not an American, and you are not sitting here reeling from for the last few days.
Totally agree. Wierd how media is no longer equal opportunity insulting. Loved John Stewart as he was obviously a Democrat but he went after everyone. Steve has completely lost focus of his job as an interviewer and OVERALL social commentator.
Wanting Trump to fail is like wanting a ship to sink that you yourself are one just because you don't like the captain.
nomnomnomey thanks Ethan
That's the speech of someone who wanted Obama to fail.
Ikr, all your doing is hoping that everyone, including yourself, is screwed over
It's going to be more of a mutiny followed by feeding the captain to the sharks
Diaby Moh lol
In hindsight, God’s comment about sending a flood or melting our heads off kinda hits on the nose! Hahaha
Oh my, how things got a hell of a lot worse from here.
Oh my 10 month old comment friend....i hope you are still alive, cause things got a lot worse.
I was thinking of moving to Sweden actually... liberal economy happy country etc...
TJ_Horton Denmark sounds pretty good too
TJ_Horton come to Norway instead
Haha. Sweden is about to elect a right wing government because liberals have transformed the country in a social hell hole. Second highest rape rate in the world, no go zones with burning cars every night, racial war brewing and so on. They are everything but happy but hey have a nice life in Sweden.
Danijel B. That's bullshit. And I think you know that. Yeah you're just lying through your teeth
2010, Sweden was 3rd en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape_statistics
i think they are higher now
My daughter and her best friend, who happens to be Mexican, woke up on Wednesday and I had to explain to them that they wouldn't loose each other. She is here legally but is still worried about being kicked out because of her heritage. It's not right. No-one should have to fear whether or not they will be kicked out of their home. Especially a child.
Kelly Cleek I'm so sorry. Stay strong, the majority of sane America is here to protect each other!
"It's not right" yeah it isn't, you explained why she was wrong and that there's nothing to worry about. If they're afraid of that it's because they're not properly informed. So good on you for explaining.
Are u actually that stupid? They're not gonna kick anyone who got to the US legally. Read a little.
Thanks for nice comments. Also thanks for being rude. She is a kid. She didn't understand. Maybe if you actually read what I wrote you wouldn't be calling me stupid. Children don't understand everything adults do. And apparently some adults don't know how to read.
WTF are u doing to your daughthers ? She is not being kicked out, Illegals ARE ! Ease her up dood
I'm watching this halfway into 2017 and I'm still crying
It's 2019 now. It's worse than we could have expected.
@@elyssay3157 typical freeloader!!
It's even more evident now, why it was a disaster... 74k dead as of now
Yes, PLEASE MOVE OUT, and don't let the door hit you in the A$$ on the way out....!
friendofcoal these are your doctors, lawyers, scientists who want to leave. Good luck when you have a shortage of doctors and the economy is in freefall because you elected a nationalist dictator
Jason Morris well we we're already going to a shortage of doctors because of Obamacare and the insane amount of regulations. It's no longer logical to become a doctor when nurses make close to the same amount have less years in school and don't have to worry about opening their own practices
2299mikey I bet you are stupid enough to believe your own disinformation aren't you? Obama care does not cause lower wages for doctors, but the opposite since hospitals are receiving more people with insurance. People like you are dangerous because you make up bullshit then expect people to just believe it. News flash: your opinions are not facts, and if everyone followed your example, then sugar pills would cure diabetes and planes would fly on piss. Not even going to bother replying to your future bullshit, waste of my time
No! They are mostly your; Hollywood lefties, recipients of government welfare checks & handouts, Illegal Aliens & their offspring, a lot of college students & recent grads who've had their skulls filled with leftist propaganda and lies, and cry babies, and minorities that vote the party ticket. These are the major groups that support the democRATS & talk of leaving the country. They're all talk/cry-baby antics, and never follow through. They all need to get a good look at life an it's realities, and see who's screwing them the hardest.
You do realize that if all the people leave America will go bankrupt, right?
We'll see if Trump is a Nixon or a JFK.
The electoral college IS horrible.
or.. Cthulhu
I think he didn't expect or want to be elected... by the expressions I've seen when he's not putting in an effort to fake an expression, he looks really really worried... as he should.
Nixon deleted 8 seconds of audio....jfk slept with marilyn monroe and cheated on his wife....soooo....whos the bad guy in your scenario
+Deez Nutz Him doing the things he said he was going to do is actually a worst-case scenario.
why didn't ppl just vote? how did it all come down to this?
Because most liberals expect things to happen for them instead of doing it themselves. idiots.
Joe Cook that's just plain stupid...
ikr! what were they thinking LOL
Tanaya Mohanty Well first off the bat you had Voter fatigue. When a party controls the White House their voters become complacent, and agitated about why more isn't getting done. Inversely the out party becomes more enthusiastic and determined to win. That is why the out party usually does better in mid-terms. This gets pretty bad after 8 years. Also voters like to see a change of course after 8 years and it didn't help that Clinton's message was basically staying the course while Trump something radically different. In this election the GOP was just much more enthusiastic to get out and vote and DEMs just had no enthusiasm. Democrats really needed a candidate to enthuse them and Hillary had the opposite effect. Trump on the other hand a very enthusiastic core base and not only that many of that base weren't Republicans, but working class voters who liked him. For many Trump was the only candidate speaking to them on issues they cared about. They didn't care he was a flawed messenger he was the only one giving them that message. Lastly Democrats were over confident they had good reason to underestimate a candidate like Trump. Why take time away from your day to go and vote if you think it's predetermined especially for a candidate you don't like like Clinton. Also Hillary Campaign didn't cover the mid-west because they saw it as part of a Blue Wall they took it for granted and Trump and the RNC didn't. Trump campaigned there and the RNC organized get out the vote efforts. As 1992 proved wrong the Red Wall this election proved wrong the Blue Wall and hopefully the idea of party walls forever.
@@ShamanMcLamie very good explanation
Didn't know I could love Stephen and his staff any more until 15:05 ❤️