Was Helsinki A 'Top Three' Worst Moment Of Trump's Presidency?

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  • Kowtowing to an adversary on an international stage would be the lowest moment of most presidencies. But most presidencies aren't Donald Trump's.
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  • @DBDVSME
    @DBDVSME 3 роки тому +51

    Oh, how innocent were we back then ... believing that Helsinki was "the worst"

    • @lenkacfk7155
      @lenkacfk7155 3 місяці тому

      Yeah, just watched this and thought "top THREE?!? This didn't even make the top 100!"

  • @jonjosenna5581
    @jonjosenna5581 6 років тому +331

    Bully’s are usually always cowards, when it really counts.

    • @hks2377
      @hks2377 5 років тому +21

      Yes. That’s why he talks tough to our allies, who aren’t a literal or ideological threat, while he kisses up to authoritarians!

    • @gregballard4318
      @gregballard4318 5 років тому +1

      Stephen Colbert is literally a bully to trump
      Colbert can’t go ONE episode without making some unoriginal joke about trump
      How is trump a bully? Give me two examples

    • @gregballard4318
      @gregballard4318 5 років тому +1

      Trump did the same “mocking” on ted Cruz
      Trump moves his hands a lot we all know this and he did the same thing to that disabled reporter as he did with Ted Cruz but the media won’t show you a compilation of trump flailing his arms about anyone else
      Fool

    • @bkk1996
      @bkk1996 5 років тому +1

      greg ballard please cite your source. I just did a quick search. Nauseatingly forced myself to watch Fox News' attempt to debunk what we all saw and it was a no-go, as was Ann Coulter's. Sooo... please enlighten us or enlighten yourself

    • @conephompany
      @conephompany 5 років тому

      I'm just an all around coward

  • @megadeoxyz2324
    @megadeoxyz2324 6 років тому +195

    1. Baby Jail
    2. Charlottesville
    3. Putin Press Conference

    • @Proskey
      @Proskey 5 років тому +1

      Mega Deoxyz don't forget murica

    • @johnlovett2948
      @johnlovett2948 5 років тому +13

      I live in Charlottesville and it is incredible how quickly people forgot and how little trump supporters cared.

    • @henrysimmelink4748
      @henrysimmelink4748 5 років тому +1

      Mega Deoxyz A

    • @JohnDoe-nz6bk
      @JohnDoe-nz6bk 5 років тому +1

      Baby jail???

    • @JohnDoe-nz6bk
      @JohnDoe-nz6bk 5 років тому +1

      Lovett we didn't care, trump didn't do anything wrong!

  • @0Turbox
    @0Turbox 6 років тому +27

    That Trump speech, even Putin himself felt uncomfortable listen to it. "Shiiit, Donald, you are going to far, no one will believe us this".

    • @chrisford1651
      @chrisford1651 4 роки тому

      you're right the guy who doesn't understand English is very uncomfortable

    • @PlayshotKalo
      @PlayshotKalo 3 роки тому

      Putin underestimates the stupidity of the American right

  • @pennclick
    @pennclick 6 років тому +578

    The fact that he refers to Helsinki as a performance just goes to show that he really truly believes the presidency can be managed like a reality tv show.

    • @Timedeather
      @Timedeather 6 років тому +23

      Just with the little difference that you can't cancel the show.

    • @jarchdm
      @jarchdm 6 років тому +16

      And unfortunately that seems to be the case. A soap opera with a new scandal every other day.

    • @nmga4022
      @nmga4022 6 років тому +8

      Zant oh my!!! thats exactly what i think about his presidency,he runs this country like a reality TV show and sadest thing is: like reality TV show his lies and shames Will be soon yesterday nesse!!!! I do feel sorry for those who support him.

    • @gigistoner8004
      @gigistoner8004 6 років тому +11

      I heard immediately after the "performance" and his interview with Sean Hannity of Faux "news", his top national security advisers wanted to brief him, yet he refused and went straight to his room to watch TV. Fucker wanted to see how he was being covered as he has stated "I study ratings".

    • @NewNormalWorldOrder
      @NewNormalWorldOrder 6 років тому +3

      Zant
      Trump’s entire presidency is basically one big scripted psy op, so... yeah it’s all a performance.

  • @5450daniel
    @5450daniel 6 років тому +396

    Honestly, it's hard for me to laugh during this monologue. At this point, I'm just so horrified at our president's conduct. It's so embarrassing it's not even funny.

    • @georgecano5356
      @georgecano5356 6 років тому +18

      Daniel Miranda I laugh but, it's more of a nervous laughter.

    • @chronobretz9511
      @chronobretz9511 6 років тому +14

      Welcome to the club there is punch in the corner

    • @leonchristian417
      @leonchristian417 6 років тому +1

      😂😂😅😳😳😥

    • @muratti72muc
      @muratti72muc 6 років тому +9

      than stand up as american nation! Your enemies laugh about you because your No.1 give them all free tickets to do what they want.
      Your friends from around the world only feel sorry for you and do not understand why you as a nation allows a brainless clown to take your nation all your friends.
      I've never seen the US so powerless in all its history...

    • @hellfire718
      @hellfire718 6 років тому +1

      I stopped laughing ages ago.

  • @Nick-qy3hu
    @Nick-qy3hu 4 роки тому +4

    Vladamir's body language shows that he was just as surprised as everybody else
    lol
    (TBH, IDK if that's an LOL or a :-( )

  • @susan6064
    @susan6064 5 років тому +19

    Thank You Mr. Colbert ....I REALLY needed a good laugh ....but PLEASE make him go away !!

  • @pvthitch
    @pvthitch 6 років тому +115

    Remember, Remember, the 8th of November;
    Collusion, Treason and Plot.
    I know of no reason Collusion and Treason
    Should ever be Forgot.

    • @Jiff321
      @Jiff321 6 років тому

      What about the 2012 debate when Obama laughed at Mitt Romney for bringing up the russians as a threat, and said the russians havent been a threat since the 1980s and if you think they are you know nothing and havent been paying attention. Or 4 months prior to the election when Obama was told that the russians were attempting to hack the DNC servers, he was told months before the election and told his intelligence agencies to stand down and do nothing. Is that treason or is that just an oopsies my bad?

    • @grendelum
      @grendelum 6 років тому +11

      moemoney131 vee - and the _what-aboutism_ begins...

    • @annerodgers9149
      @annerodgers9149 6 років тому +2

      moemoney131 vee o Purchase you tickets early Trump fans, your great leader has already left the country for Russia.

    • @drusillabakert939
      @drusillabakert939 6 років тому +3

      Moe hate to break it to you but what Obama said and did about Russia while in office was intended to deny Putin the central place on the world stage as a U S equal that he yearned for, which of course Trump has granted him to an even greater extent than Putin could have ever dreamed! His money was certainly well spent. Your comments about Obama telling the agencies to stand down on Russian hacking are incorrect, please get your news from sources other than Fox. We need a law that denies Trump the power to ever again meet with another world leader in secret: there must be an adult in the room who reads the briefs beforehand instead of playing golf like this idiot did, along with a law protecting the Mueller investigation. The New York media have documented countless ties between Trump, the Trump organization and Russians with shady backgrounds. Way past time to see those tax returns!

    • @mitanni0
      @mitanni0 6 років тому +1

      I see what u did there, V ;-)

  • @NightFlyStudio
    @NightFlyStudio 6 років тому +1188

    If Obama had said this, he'd be impeached like, yesterday.

    • @robprocks
      @robprocks 6 років тому +80

      Ljink Exactly, 45 is a traitor, and no consequences, President Obama would have been lynched!!!!

    • @littlebilly2326
      @littlebilly2326 6 років тому +6

      Wrong

    • @wheelitzr2
      @wheelitzr2 6 років тому +85

      Ljink if Obama had done one single thing that trump has he would have been hung from a tree outside!

    • @beautifulwoman6744
      @beautifulwoman6744 6 років тому +72

      Ljink If Obama had even thought about doing a 10th of the INCOMPETENT crap Rump has done he'd have been arrested.

    • @TheMrKeats
      @TheMrKeats 6 років тому +56

      LMAO... I think they are still trying to impeach him.

  • @larrywhite4022
    @larrywhite4022 5 років тому +53

    I hear you. Political success over honor. " What profit is it for a man to gain the whole world and lose his soul ?"

  • @couragekarnga8735
    @couragekarnga8735 5 років тому +10

    Well said, Stephen, very well said. Stephen Colbert: keeping America sane one monologue at a time.

  • @petetimbrell3527
    @petetimbrell3527 6 років тому +78

    In front of Putin, Chump speaks an octave higher. This is common among people (and especially children) that are frightened.
    He's a little boy standing outside the Headmaster's office

    • @larapalma3744
      @larapalma3744 2 роки тому

      Extremely astute

    • @petetimbrell3527
      @petetimbrell3527 2 роки тому

      @@larapalma3744 Things have moved on some since then eh?
      If he's not jailed he'll seize power with the help of the GOP in 2024. His revenge then will seriously damage the US.
      If he is jailed, the GOP will spring and pardon him and he'll slither back into the halls of power that way.
      Perhaps we should update in 12 months time? Lol.
      Good luck.

  • @nhagan001
    @nhagan001 6 років тому +259

    At this point, the "hold my beer" argument has gotten alcohol poisoning in regards to Trump outdoing himself.

    • @Seantendo
      @Seantendo 5 років тому +1

      Nathaniel Hagan I'm gonna use that.

    • @0Fyrebrand0
      @0Fyrebrand0 4 роки тому

      "Hold my vodka, komrade."

  • @_pbt_5965
    @_pbt_5965 2 роки тому +2

    🤣 man this never gets old!

  • @Herman47
    @Herman47 5 років тому +19

    1. Withdrawal from Paris Climate Accord.
    2. Reaction to Hurricane in Puerto Rico.
    3. Helsinki Press Conference.
    Honorable Mention: Withdrawal from Iran Agreement.

  • @jjebryan
    @jjebryan 6 років тому +51

    Americans wonder why other countries are so concerned with American politics. This is one of the reasons.

  • @DvLnDsGyZ
    @DvLnDsGyZ 6 років тому +210

    VOTE AS IF YOUR LIFE DEPENDED ON IT! WE MUST DRAIN THE SWAMP OURSELVES!!

    • @dehro
      @dehro 6 років тому +8

      your lives do depend on it.

    • @poonig2
      @poonig2 6 років тому

      You're speaking as a true American republican that is -right?blahahahahahahah

    • @dehro
      @dehro 6 років тому +2

      J Martino me? I'm neither American nor republican

    • @dr.trixiecp5651
      @dr.trixiecp5651 6 років тому +3

      Belle Serra because YOU’RE LIVES REALLY DOOOO DEPEND ON IT!!

    • @sciencewins3225
      @sciencewins3225 6 років тому +3

      The entire free world depends on you!!!!

  • @kimberleyhosmer8115
    @kimberleyhosmer8115 5 років тому +11

    "Extremely strong and powerful" translation: He had me in a headlock the whole time.

  • @ChrisPierreBacon
    @ChrisPierreBacon 6 років тому +67

    The punishment for treason is death.

    • @JohnDoe-nz6bk
      @JohnDoe-nz6bk 5 років тому +2

      Chris P. Bacon good thing he hasn't committed treason!

    • @ChrisPierreBacon
      @ChrisPierreBacon 5 років тому +6

      John Doe How's Moscow this time of year comrade? The entire intelligence community unanimously agrees that Russia tried to interfere in the 2016 election. Trump publicly said "Putin told me that he didn't interfere and I see no reason to believe otherwise". Now he's trying to get the US to release 12 ex ambassadors to Moscow to answer for imagined crimes where Putin will surely kill them. What Trump is doing is called treason.

    • @JohnDoe-nz6bk
      @JohnDoe-nz6bk 5 років тому +1

      Chris P. Bacon don't know, never been there. Oh, you mean those intelligence agencies who have been caught LYING on trump. The intelligence agencies who have colluded to keep trump out of office. The intelligence agencies who have protected killary from her illegal activities. The intelligence agencies who had a spy in trumps campaign. Those intelligence agencies?? I love how you libitards call everyone Russian who don't believe your bullshit lies! Oh, fucktard, you might wanna learn the definition of treason!

    • @ivotedforhillary6999
      @ivotedforhillary6999 5 років тому +1

      John Doe lmfao right. Thing is you'll never get a link from them either there completely ignorant of facts there was no collusion what so ever Trump is doing great and fixing Obama so called great economy.

    • @pamelacass9642
      @pamelacass9642 5 років тому

      Leaves us President Pence. 🤤

  • @StevenTorrey
    @StevenTorrey 6 років тому +59

    Just as you think it can't get any worse....

    • @sdgdhpmbp
      @sdgdhpmbp 6 років тому +2

      Technically, it's not. We've known how Putin is the puppetmaster and the puppet wouldn't dare speak a word against him, while republicans can only at best pretend to be momentarily shocked.

  • @hammondthink7947
    @hammondthink7947 6 років тому +347

    Every single second of Trump's presidency is the worst moment 🙄

    • @prezpolk4ever
      @prezpolk4ever 6 років тому

      What about today, was today the worst moment in American history‽

    • @thaiparkse
      @thaiparkse 6 років тому +2

      Hammond Think well my friend! He'll get ppl head spinning even more! just keep watching! Lol

    • @Mbq-sh6bj
      @Mbq-sh6bj 6 років тому +3

      " What about today, was today the worst moment in American history‽"
      Hard to say. We can't see everything Trump & the GOP are doing all the time.

    • @joshburke6786
      @joshburke6786 6 років тому

      So we're just going to ignore all of Hillary's crimes? Just checking

    • @joshburke6786
      @joshburke6786 6 років тому

      Admiral_Crunch I know right people don't think

  • @LolUGotBusted
    @LolUGotBusted 4 роки тому +4

    Colbert: Helsinki will be a 'top three' worst moment in his Presidency.
    Trump: Hold my beer.

  • @laughinggirl1871
    @laughinggirl1871 6 років тому +33

    "Gangrene on the body politic", funny but true...smh.

  • @serceew3326
    @serceew3326 6 років тому +87

    As a californian i envy new Yorkers, 'cause they can be in the Late Show audience.

    • @zoothief3872
      @zoothief3872 6 років тому +3

      Serceew
      I was literally just thinking the same thing

    • @Rakkasan06
      @Rakkasan06 6 років тому +7

      yep went there last week and it was fun and I was lucky enough to shake his hand.

    • @AlbertLara
      @AlbertLara 6 років тому +4

      That’s funny. I grew up in NYC and always wanted to go to The Price Is Right. I actually traveled to California and had “standby” tickets to The Price is Right but seats ran out for standby ticket holders.

  • @SplashAttackTCG
    @SplashAttackTCG 6 років тому +138

    I don’t care how long he has left. We need to impeach him to show future generations that we weren’t spineless and actually did something about this problem. Not just let time take care of it.

    • @stardude2006
      @stardude2006 6 років тому +5

      Splash Attack TCG Agreed

    • @Pamela-cn3pm
      @Pamela-cn3pm 6 років тому +3

      Splash Attack TCG - I felt like that too, but trump has managed to impart his negative energy in me, and I want to see all those involved identified and removed of power and influence. Plus, then we'd get pence, ryan, hatch etc.

    • @stormcrowe27
      @stormcrowe27 6 років тому +1

      If they wouldn’t impeach Obama, no way they’re gonna impeach Trump.

    • @MalrexMontresor
      @MalrexMontresor 6 років тому +8

      I agree. Maybe people could be in denial immediately after the election, but by now, it's pretty clear Trump is tainted by the Russians. And if his fawning over Russia and Putin isn't enough, then his corruption should be. I don't need to be a liberal to be disgusted by him shoveling my tax dollars into his pockets every time he goes golfing at his resorts, or by his staff buying furniture and first class tickets on the public dime. The doubling of the deficit to over $1 trillion, his stupid trade war on our allies... I could go on. He is bad for this country, and I'm totally willing to vote for the other side to make his impeachment happen. Country over Party.

    • @tealmacfarlane
      @tealmacfarlane 6 років тому +3

      Our best chance is to vote out the Republicans kissing Trump's butt in the mid-terms because as long as they run the government, we're stuck with the President that's trying to sell us like we're real estate.

  • @ivanataylor5014
    @ivanataylor5014 5 років тому +2

    Stephen Colbert is in rare form. So much ENERGY! I love it 😍

  • @manjakwiej2986
    @manjakwiej2986 6 років тому +2

    Thank you Steve for all you do

  • @toadjiang7626
    @toadjiang7626 6 років тому +180

    Journalist: President Trump, what's your position regarding Putin?
    Trump: Doggy.

    • @Drachepower
      @Drachepower 6 років тому +2

      Toad Jiang Elder Jiang would die....wait I mean double negative

    • @Drachepower
      @Drachepower 6 років тому +1

      +1s

    • @tonib.3016
      @tonib.3016 6 років тому +2

      Doggy comes after the kneeling and taint licking foreplay session 😝😝😝😝

    • @mcasey6830
      @mcasey6830 6 років тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Skateandcreate9
    @Skateandcreate9 6 років тому +224

    Love you Colbert 😂 keeping me sane

  • @deeherrera2535
    @deeherrera2535 5 років тому

    I saw you in Northampton, it was absolutely phenomenal! This new song is, again, a masterpiece. Thank you so much for what you do, Randy. We all love you!

  • @dtschuor459
    @dtschuor459 6 років тому +5

    Damn, great stuff. Even for you Stephen and writers...you folks deliver so consistently, it's hard to pick a top 100 of 'your' best moments.

  • @TheHua89
    @TheHua89 6 років тому +82

    Hurry up Mueller!!!!!

    • @Jiff321
      @Jiff321 6 років тому +1

      Trump is an idiot but your living in a fantasy world if you think Russia effected the outcome of the election. The goal was to sew division by making each side think the other is evil by posting fake news. They succeeded.

    • @poonig2
      @poonig2 6 років тому +1

      he can't...he still has no clue as to where this is going and, any hard evidence...wake up dumb o crap

    • @TonyTone1
      @TonyTone1 6 років тому +3

      TheHua89. Hurry up Mueller conclude the investigation and lock up Trump for treason, collusion, obstruction of justice and unfit to be president

    • @TonyTone1
      @TonyTone1 6 років тому +3

      moemoney131 vee. You’re In denial with the facts that Muller indicted 12 Russians operatives on Friday and total of 25 Russians plus 5 Russian companies. Using stolen Americans data from Cambridge Analytica to influence Americans Facebook users during the election to vote for Trump. Come on, keep up with the current events and don’t be naive.
      If you’re going to be contrary to the facts I provided and Mark Zuckerberg hearing in D.C regarding Facebook users data breach.

    • @Jiff321
      @Jiff321 6 років тому +1

      So Trump stole the election because a different country posted on facebook..... say it out loud and see if you believe it still.

  • @wgjung1
    @wgjung1 6 років тому +841

    So far, I'm pretty sure he can do worse.

    • @nhagan001
      @nhagan001 6 років тому +11

      I am starting to feel that a drug induced coma may be a better alternative... at least I could pretend to piece my life back together like Rick in TWD.
      Would make it fun at least.

    • @andrewforeman-loe3935
      @andrewforeman-loe3935 6 років тому +7

      That's not a good thing.

    • @JMwhocares
      @JMwhocares 6 років тому +11

      Sad but true

    • @tazgecko
      @tazgecko 6 років тому +3

      I'm sure he will disappoint, not.

    • @GrubbJunker
      @GrubbJunker 6 років тому +1

      Still a few years to go.

  • @johncharipurathu
    @johncharipurathu 6 років тому +4

    6:14 does he play the Rugrats theme after Stephen mentions Dillion Pickles?? 😂

  • @jessicawhitmore5350
    @jessicawhitmore5350 5 років тому +16

    We shouldn't start tallying a top three yet. He still has two more years, unless we luck out. If Trump has demonstrated anything it's that he can always go lower.

    • @caesarelias6797
      @caesarelias6797 3 роки тому

      I'm from 2 years in the future. It has gotten way way worse.

    • @PlayshotKalo
      @PlayshotKalo 3 роки тому +1

      Trump set new standards for “low” every other week with daily sh*tcrumbs sprinkled in between. Just when we thought the bar couldn’t possibly be set any lower he came out and proved us all wrong.

  • @pschroeter1
    @pschroeter1 6 років тому +138

    I can remember the days when I thought Reagan might nuke Russia. Now I worry our president will give Russia the launch codes.

    • @DembaiVT
      @DembaiVT 6 років тому +5

      I'm sure Putin has them.

    • @noskillzdad5504
      @noskillzdad5504 6 років тому +4

      Well, I think Alaska will be Russian again, soon...

    • @CButtonshaw
      @CButtonshaw 6 років тому

      well Putin just asked so nicely. he said Trump has bigly hands.

    • @fordkenisaacs6425
      @fordkenisaacs6425 2 роки тому

      The 45th moron of the USA has given the nuclear codes to Putin remember the meeting in the Oval Office with the 2 Russian officials and the moron Potus when he revealed top secret info to the 2 Russians , only god and Putin knows what he revealed plus the 2 Russians

  • @Grandizer8989
    @Grandizer8989 6 років тому +77

    The scariest part is Trump got on the plane thinking that the Press Conference went well. And then he turned on the news and blew a gasket.

  • @aratinga77
    @aratinga77 5 років тому +2

    "Gangrene on the body politic" - brilliant!

  • @saftsuse866
    @saftsuse866 5 років тому +6

    0:26 _"And I'm beginning to think it's time to reach for the bone saw"_
    Unfortunately, Stephen, someone took that a little bit too literally recently.

  • @tkgsg
    @tkgsg 6 років тому +24

    This is actually happening... I feel like I'm in a dream... and not in a good way

    • @tonib.3016
      @tonib.3016 6 років тому +3

      Agnidh Ghosh that would be called a nightmare...and I agree...its just awful

    • @larapalma3744
      @larapalma3744 2 роки тому

      Cheer up
      I'll visit from the future also when he dies

  • @dogdog4173
    @dogdog4173 6 років тому +984

    Judge -“Did you commit this murder?”
    Accused- “Yes indeed”
    Also Accused- “I meant to say -NO- indeed”

    • @mcasey6830
      @mcasey6830 6 років тому +33

      Dog dog - ikr
      But the "clarification" needs to come like 24-48 hours later..😂😕💩

    • @doraaaa0613
      @doraaaa0613 6 років тому +45

      "did you rob this bank?"
      "i did."
      later -
      "i meant to say i didn't."

    • @Andy-zg8wq
      @Andy-zg8wq 6 років тому +1

      Hey so I’m guessing your Jesus, you make no mistakes

    • @mcasey6830
      @mcasey6830 6 років тому +42

      MeenMan 777 , Jesus would smack the shit outta your head

    • @TonyTone1
      @TonyTone1 6 років тому +11

      Dog dog, Trump must think that Americans ate stupid. Trying to do some damaged controls and hope most people believe his lies.

  • @maryhernandez9063
    @maryhernandez9063 5 років тому +2

    You make everything crystal clear…bravo to you!

  • @mintybadger6905
    @mintybadger6905 9 місяців тому +2

    Watching these videos gives me the feeling you get watching Titanic knowing the ship was going to hit an iceberg. We had no idea how bad things were going to get.

  • @ETHYLYNN
    @ETHYLYNN 6 років тому +60

    Can we please look into all the members of Congress to see who if any of them got a piece of that NRA money or any other back-in Russia funds that have come into the country since 2010. “Follow the money to find the mischief “ please 🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @maggierezac5820
      @maggierezac5820 6 років тому +6

      Charity Mack I already have & our 'dear' senator John Thune oddly received $800,000 from the NRA in 2016! Peace.

    • @ETHYLYNN
      @ETHYLYNN 6 років тому +2

      first last wow 😮

    • @felinecontrolled
      @felinecontrolled 5 років тому +4

      I found a nice chart from the Washington Post you might find useful. www.washingtonpost.com/graphics/national/nra-donations/?noredirect=on&.4f46855dc6fe

    • @ETHYLYNN
      @ETHYLYNN 5 років тому +2

      Lesh4537 thank you. I had no idea

  • @akaimizu1
    @akaimizu1 6 років тому +68

    This practically says even more about the Republicans in the legislative branch. He "clarified" one word but forgot to "clarify" the other things he said in the speech, which supported the un-"clarified" word, yet the rest were fooled into thinking that one word was the only thing wrong in that speech. Breathed a sigh of relief, and then said "Yep. That's good. Our jobs are saved." No, whether Trump is successful or not, you guys just dumped on yourselves and got exposed even further that country is way lower on your scale of importance than party.

    • @robertgilleland3114
      @robertgilleland3114 5 років тому +1

      It seems to me they're using the Jim Jordan tactic of looking the other way.

  • @napoleonibonaparte7198
    @napoleonibonaparte7198 6 років тому +4

    Time may not heal all wounds, but damn...
    Wine sure speeds it up.

  • @beccadeal
    @beccadeal 5 років тому

    OMG Jon totally started playing the Rugrats theme song @ 6:19 after Stephen said "Dylan Pickle." Too good!

  • @taliaregan13
    @taliaregan13 6 років тому +15

    His offensively bad Scottish accent sounded like an offensively bad Irish accent. I loved it.

  • @giacomopeters9988
    @giacomopeters9988 6 років тому +41

    I am just so happy that when I served the men around me put country first. The senators who continue to say nothing would have been worthless serving in the military. Total cowards and unable to think clearly. There is a time to jeopardize your job when asked to stoop so low.

  • @thesavagejews8774
    @thesavagejews8774 6 років тому +14

    Colbert is always so dead on. I wonder if Colbert counts traitors instead of sheep too? I haven't been sleeping too well lol

  • @davidhaggerty9850
    @davidhaggerty9850 5 років тому +1

    Best episode of "Real News Tonight", yet!

  • @valfrancis5692
    @valfrancis5692 6 років тому +174

    Trump gotta go, I'm sorry.
    He's a compulsive liar.

    • @jjt1881
      @jjt1881 6 років тому +8

      And a Big Traitor

    • @danielgehring7437
      @danielgehring7437 6 років тому +3

      Val Francis
      If nothing else, he's _admitted_ he can't read now!

    • @valfrancis5692
      @valfrancis5692 6 років тому +4

      Jj T. It's not funny anymore he's just looking out for himself....I'm really worried about the country beyond tRump

    • @jarchdm
      @jarchdm 6 років тому

      TRE450N

    • @MalrexMontresor
      @MalrexMontresor 6 років тому +2

      Everyone in his White House is a compulsive liar. Remember when Kudlow claimed on Fox that the "deficit was going rapidly down"? When in fact, the deficit has doubled? The White House's own OMB put out that the deficit is set to pass $1 trillion in 2019, and only grow higher after 2020; but they know Trump Fans never read the CBO and OMB reports so Kudlow can lie with impunity. Val Francis is absolutely right to be worried about the country, Trump's ripple effects continue well past the time he is gone. I feel sorry for the next president, he's going to have to deal with the crushing debt, high deficits, multiple trade disputes/wars, and probable recession that Trump is going to hand to him.

  • @groanchomsky
    @groanchomsky 6 років тому +192

    Trump is done. Only months to go.

    • @JMwhocares
      @JMwhocares 6 років тому +15

      GRANT GIBBINS from your mouth to congresses ears!

    • @doyouseeafloatingsandwich4301
      @doyouseeafloatingsandwich4301 6 років тому +22

      I wish

    • @fabrisseterbrugghe8567
      @fabrisseterbrugghe8567 6 років тому +19

      Let's see if we can convince him it's traditional to resign in August. He should be convinced easily that Nixon's resignation is a presidential holiday.

    • @JMwhocares
      @JMwhocares 6 років тому +12

      Fabrisse ter Brugghe just tell him it’s a Russian tradition and he will

    • @yasirilkacase43
      @yasirilkacase43 6 років тому +4

      GRANT GIBBINS I hope he leaves the oval office before he makes no more embarrassing news conference or a mess we can handle

  • @Xsdwolf
    @Xsdwolf 5 років тому +14

    Sometimes I can't help but feel like all thesr jokes are somehow lessening the severity of what just happened. The president of the united state's sold us out to a foriegn power. The president of the united states expressed that he believed the leader of a hostile nation over the finest men and women of the intelligence community. The president of the united states was briefed only days after being inaugurated of Russia's interference of the 2016 elections. He has more infornation than the American people on this matter, and all the people who know as much as he does, believe without question that Russia interfered in the elections.
    This is treason. At BEST, Donald Trump made plans to allow Russia to infiltrate our intelligence community because his pride wouldnt allow him to admit that he won a rigged election. That's our best case scenario.
    But Occam's razor, based off everything we know, is pointing at the fact that Trump is being blackmailed by the Russian leader. The unthinkable has happened, the President of the United States is compromised....

  • @BlueSpirit.
    @BlueSpirit. 6 років тому +9

    NATO! Please protect us against Russia and Trump!

  • @fenwaypk1
    @fenwaypk1 6 років тому +40

    There are so many, tough to choose!! Started with his biggest lie.....his oath of office!!!!!

  • @lazyperfectionist1
    @lazyperfectionist1 6 років тому +315

    "Now, let's turn to our weatherman, Sonny Showers. Sonny?"
    "IT'S GON' RAIN!"
    "Thank you, Sonny."

    • @dassnek4728
      @dassnek4728 6 років тому +6

      lazyperfectionist1 stole that from FG.

    • @ElEricoDaGreat
      @ElEricoDaGreat 6 років тому +16

      Guy The GalaXII pretty sure he was just referencing it as a joke...

    • @lazyperfectionist1
      @lazyperfectionist1 6 років тому +8

      Guy The GalaXII I did. I was wondering how long before someone recognized it.

    • @kevinlacoursiere684
      @kevinlacoursiere684 6 років тому +2

      Sunny Showers

    • @lapislazuli06
      @lapislazuli06 6 років тому +1

      Lol! I like Ollie 😂

  • @DiamondPickaxe831
    @DiamondPickaxe831 5 років тому +8

    "I take him at his word"
    -my senator
    Ah yes a good reminder to not vote for you

  • @madonnadove
    @madonnadove 5 років тому +2

    I love your bits on Trump, you do him so well. Makes me laugh so hard! Thanks!

  • @ginnakv4929
    @ginnakv4929 6 років тому +167

    Top 3 Trump flops:
    1. Trump becoming president.
    2. Detaining and separating children at the border.
    3. Smooching to Putin.

    • @camelsheit_on_the_walls446
      @camelsheit_on_the_walls446 6 років тому +3

      trump not resigning.

    • @beautifulwoman6744
      @beautifulwoman6744 6 років тому +8

      Total Failure 1.shithole nation's 2. Claiming his crowd was bigger than Obama. 3. Being a wet noodle to both kim and Putin. 😊

    • @geoffbaumgartner5335
      @geoffbaumgartner5335 6 років тому +4

      Good Nazis.

    • @laurence5026
      @laurence5026 6 років тому +8

      Charlottesville is worse than his presidency imo

    • @LaGuerre19
      @LaGuerre19 6 років тому +8

      Don't forget the Nazis! Remember when the dolt actually said that there are some good Nazis? Charlottesville? Remember that? That. Was. Atrocious.

  • @JMRC1970
    @JMRC1970 6 років тому +109

    Love this show!!!! Can we just elect Stephen Colbert as our next President?

    • @naomidenman4808
      @naomidenman4808 6 років тому +1

      Jeanice R. Me too

    • @JMRC1970
      @JMRC1970 6 років тому +3

      I laugh so hard I spit orange juice on my computer. Stephen has me in tears with his opening monologues.

    • @jeiku5314
      @jeiku5314 6 років тому +1

      Jeanice R.
      NOO. THEY KILLED SUNNY.

    • @JMRC1970
      @JMRC1970 6 років тому

      Hahahaha

    • @AyeshaKhan-kq7tz
      @AyeshaKhan-kq7tz 6 років тому +4

      Jeanice R. Yes please
      Preferably Jon Stewart as President and Colbert as vice president😍😍

  • @MrStormCrow
    @MrStormCrow 5 років тому +10

    I find it ironic how around 70 years ago we called the Berlin Wall an act of communism and yet here we are making one lol

  • @Daystar311
    @Daystar311 5 років тому +1

    So glad for the humor! It does convey the sentiment felt across the nation right now.

  • @phoney_mcring_ring
    @phoney_mcring_ring 6 років тому +13

    That Jeffrey Dahmer joke was killer.

  • @sngordon3385
    @sngordon3385 6 років тому +28

    At what point does somebody from the medical profession need to step in and stop this?
    The man is clearly a sociopath with advanced dementia who can't keep himself from lying every time he speaks. If you were this mentally unfit while performing your job, what would happen?
    If this were a boxing match, the ring doctor would have stepped in and stopped it 4 rounds ago!

    • @Jiff321
      @Jiff321 6 років тому

      You know Obama was told of the Russian hacking months before the election and told his intelligence agencies to stand down and do nothing right?

    • @juyifan7933
      @juyifan7933 6 років тому +2

      lol, nice diversion bot.

    • @Jiff321
      @Jiff321 6 років тому

      a simple google search will verify my comment. just because i follow the news doesnt mean im a robot lol. i think you meant to call me a troll, not a robot, but whatever.

    • @petespanchos
      @petespanchos 6 років тому

      moemoney131 vee bUT ObAmA sAiD. Can it you whataboutist troll.

    • @Jiff321
      @Jiff321 6 років тому

      So if Trump says something about the russians it matters , but if obama knew about the russians hacking us and allowed the russians to do it without acting it doesnt matter? What kind of logic are you using?

  • @johnkaul1393
    @johnkaul1393 6 років тому +34

    Impeach Trump now!!!!!

    • @georgeb.wolffsohn30
      @georgeb.wolffsohn30 5 років тому

      john kaul Patience. Mueller Time IS coming.🇺🇸💀🇺🇸💀.

    • @johnkaul1393
      @johnkaul1393 5 років тому

      What do you mean by this explain.

    • @ivotedforhillary6999
      @ivotedforhillary6999 5 років тому

      George B. Wolffsohn there is no evidence has been years. quit being butt hurt if he runs again he will surely win again. Trump has done nothing bad

  • @TheQueenBB
    @TheQueenBB 5 років тому

    One of the funniest segments you have done Steven!
    "I laughed and I laughed and I laughed." -Will Ferral

  • @snowflake3361
    @snowflake3361 6 років тому +14

    Those Republicans who pay attention only to trump’s weird correction, rather than his entire speech care more about their political futures than they care about our country. They are making themselves into trump’s posse and will find themselves riding into hell following his lead. Colbert’s monologue hits every point perfectly while giving us a good laugh, which in these dark days is sorely needed. Thank you! 👍

  • @Methrael
    @Methrael 6 років тому +15

    "I have the best words." - sound familiar?

  • @nellyking5005
    @nellyking5005 5 років тому

    I love your show Stephen Colbert, you tell the facts just the way they are!

  • @amandarupp3479
    @amandarupp3479 5 років тому

    Lmfao! Colbert you're hilarious!

  • @WhitneyAllisonGG
    @WhitneyAllisonGG 6 років тому +25

    I guess the top 1 is one where Trump took that the oath of office.

  • @abegohr2576
    @abegohr2576 6 років тому +7

    He always does the same gun firing movement and sound. I love it.

  • @xl000
    @xl000 5 років тому +6

    The way Trump talk during that summit is also weird at 1:30
    It's like he's afraid of Putin
    Compare with how he talks at his rallies or at the WH...

  • @ricancira
    @ricancira 6 років тому

    The song "Street Hassle" by Lou Reed suddenly comes to mind...

  • @Trund27
    @Trund27 6 років тому +40

    BRUTAL, Stephen!

  • @mikko1318
    @mikko1318 6 років тому +3

    I was in the shoping and listened this clip at the headphones and laughed out loud almost the whole clip. People looked at me like i was crazy. So thanks a lot Stephen! 🤣🤣🤣
    Greetings from Finland.

  • @cynthiahawkins2389
    @cynthiahawkins2389 5 років тому +1

    Humor that stings sharp, we chuckle..and then Colbert goes on to the cogent point. Which, after the laughter, leaves us thinking...not too bad for an opening monologue, dude.

  • @iris-2021
    @iris-2021 2 роки тому +2

    Helsinki, 1st impeachment, 2nd impeachment

  • @johngallegos6053
    @johngallegos6053 6 років тому +12

    Thank you Stephen for making me laugh..cuz I wanted to cry!

  • @curtismmichaels
    @curtismmichaels 6 років тому +11

    That was a nice Casey Kasem impression!

    • @maryanneslater9675
      @maryanneslater9675 5 років тому

      You mean the Braveheart impression? I thought it was the Lucky Charms leprechaun myself. It cracked me up so much I nearly missed the next part of the monologue.

    • @TooBadThatDidntKillMe
      @TooBadThatDidntKillMe 5 років тому

      With a Rugrats reference thrown in.

  • @johnb897
    @johnb897 5 років тому

    Love your show!!!!

  • @brightieful
    @brightieful 5 років тому

    On another note...
    Dear Mr. Colbert, I know that you value your band as an essential part of your show, hands down. I wish, though that you would engage Mr. Batiste more often! It's obvious that he shares your sense of humour, and I'd love to see more banter between the two of you. I love his and your shared laughter! Have a great night!

  • @JustAnotherDayToday
    @JustAnotherDayToday 6 років тому +28

    “My buddy Jeff made a fantastic meatloaf...and I’m having seconds.” 😆

    • @AHDBification
      @AHDBification 5 років тому +3

      I tried to wipe that eyelash of my phone a few times...

    • @tammywallace423
      @tammywallace423 5 років тому +2

      me too. not sure how I keep falling for that :)

    • @dmsdana4501
      @dmsdana4501 5 років тому +1

      That eyelash makes my day every time I see it. 😂😂😂

  • @gloriac4224
    @gloriac4224 6 років тому +67

    Vote straight Democrats in Nov! We have to stop this maniac and the GOP complicit ones!

    • @stardude2006
      @stardude2006 6 років тому

      Gloria C 👍🏼

    • @CDexie
      @CDexie 6 років тому +1

      Taty Nova Where did this even come from

    • @gloriac4224
      @gloriac4224 6 років тому +2

      Taty Nova watching too much fox news!

    • @Herehear49
      @Herehear49 6 років тому

      In the meantime the Russian cyber attack continues to make sure Trump gets four more years to serve Putin.

  • @hemadear2509
    @hemadear2509 4 роки тому +1

    I love your show Mr Colbert.

  • @defiantgardener
    @defiantgardener 9 місяців тому +3

    "top 3" haha - not even close... oh you sweet summer child.

  • @TheKathryn79
    @TheKathryn79 6 років тому +68

    Love this show!

    • @bakedutah8411
      @bakedutah8411 6 років тому

      Don’t you mean, “Loven’t this show.”

  • @cscottzimnamaste
    @cscottzimnamaste 6 років тому +8

    Stephen Colbert, thank you for making me laugh every evening. Your show almost makes this shit storm palatable. Almost.

  • @megfunful
    @megfunful 5 років тому

    Stephen, you are great and clear.

  • @XxleapingxlizardsxX
    @XxleapingxlizardsxX 3 роки тому +2

    It really is a 2020 mood when the last two years have been so full of shit you didn't even remember Helsinki

  • @flaviantropy
    @flaviantropy 6 років тому +16

    "would/wouldnt" is the new "yanni/laurel"

  • @cristinasousa1588
    @cristinasousa1588 6 років тому +432

    My godness Americans!... Who have you elected? Why have you voted for him??? Here in Europe we just don't get it...
    It was clear since the campaign that he was liar, totally unfit for the job. The sad thing is that everybody loses. My only hope is that Robert Mueller finishes his invertigation soon so that Trump can be impeached...

    • @tabbyreed8925
      @tabbyreed8925 5 років тому +51

      A lot of it is racism. As long as he keeps abusing Mexicans and promising the wall he can do whatever else he wants. They won't care.

    • @chancegoode173
      @chancegoode173 5 років тому +51

      cristina sousa we don’t get it here in America either

    • @lilleabsandze285
      @lilleabsandze285 5 років тому +18

      I don't wanna believe that Americans chose him. I mean, strong USA is the only hope for my country, which is occupied by Russia and it is devastating and confusing to realize that even USA is not protected from Russian influence.

    • @K_i_t_t_y84
      @K_i_t_t_y84 5 років тому +55

      cristina sousa -- For the record, we didn't vote for him. He overwhelmingly lost the popular vote, but the electoral college forced him on us. We didn't want him and didn't vote for him. He's widely hated. American voters aren't responsible, the electoral college is. Follow the money. That's the God the Right worship now.

    • @jamiecanuk2832
      @jamiecanuk2832 5 років тому +22

      Feel sorry for us in Canada and Mexico...We are bombarded by this crap and suffering because of USA greediness!

  • @michaelrae9599
    @michaelrae9599 Рік тому

    Now the Helsinki moment is part of a VH1 "Where are they now" segment.

  • @davidwaldinger7570
    @davidwaldinger7570 3 роки тому +2

    Coming back to this in 2021, the idea that it'd even make the top 10 is almost adorable. Oh, the things we have seen.

  • @PakRT48
    @PakRT48 6 років тому +12

    4:01 What the stable genius meant to say was "I have great confidence in my intelligence, people." #comma

    • @kjamison5951
      @kjamison5951 6 років тому

      Pak RT Clever.

    • @Jiff321
      @Jiff321 6 років тому

      But the leader of the FBI and Peter strozek are both being investigated right now for politicizing the investigation so how could he have confidence.

  • @XX-gy7ue
    @XX-gy7ue 6 років тому +21

    GOD BLESS AND PROTECT STEPHEN COLBERT ALWAYS

  • @Kece89
    @Kece89 4 роки тому +2

    Oh sweet sweet ignorance!
    Anybody else watching this after the impeachment?

  • @gloriacheon6783
    @gloriacheon6783 5 років тому

    STEPHEN COLBERT... YOU ARE AWESOME !!!