Trying Troom Troom's Awful Crafts 3

TOUR TICKETS www.wearetwodifferentpeopleto...
Troom Troom is an endless supply of laughs, goofs, and most importantly: laughs. Today I’m trying some more of their awful crafts: a spy umbrella, a bunny hole puncher, a sparkly tongue and a screaming bag for gamers. What’s not to love!? All of it.
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WHY DO I CALL MY FANS GREG?
Greg is the strongest family on the internet, we're the fastest growing channel on UA-cam, and we make fire content. So, instead of making up some pun using my name and calling my fans that, I decided to use a different name entirely. A name so strong, haters tremble when it is spoken. WE ARE GREG. AND WE ARE TAKING OVER THE INTERNET. And all you have to do to join is hit subscribe and turn on notifications.
#dannygonzalez

[@sethp8947]

No one cared who I was until I put on the sparkley tongue

[@curleyqreviews9793]

Now you are class president.

[@scrunklymansoren]

*oh*

[@notaboomertree4141]

Logan paul: No one... i was a nobody until.... until I!
PUT ON THE SPARKLY TONGUE!!!
L.P fans: OMG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *screeches of happy*

[@hoziers]

Melons Are Life this is probably the best comment ever, now you’re my favorite person

[@stonks7987]

Same.

[@CManniste]

God. I wish Laura had come home when you had that glitter tongue on

[@margot3711]

omg yes

[@cgs20]

Or when he finished the bunny

[@cjmartin7365]

No

[@radioqueen1236]

Hex yes.

[@NamNam-dp3kn]

Who laura?

[@Clara-bv9dr]

Fun fact. Predatory animals have forward facing eyes. Danny's bunny has forward facing eyes. This means that Danny's bunny is in fact a predator.

[@ApexOceanPredator]

Everyone knows this and this meme died before COVID was a thing

[@ms.blooddiamond3857]

I knew it!!!! It's Bunicula in the flesh... or fur... 👀🐇

[@animationidot]

​@@ApexOceanPredator let people have fun idiot

[@summervibes9366]

@@smiller6986true

[@TheFoolish_Bear]

@@ApexOceanPredator is this really a meme?
it seems more like just a fact.

[@therosswoodcollective]

"is this some weird porn in disguise?"
yes, it is. this is a fetish called a crush fetish, where one gets aroused by seeing objects being crushed, or sometimes being crushed themselves. but yeah, the whole way that portion of the video is shot and the outfits they're wearing is definitely fetish territory.

[@Mrs.Telophoneman]

My thing is.. why do you know this?

[@Rainbow35a]

That is almost definitely what it is, but I feel like the real question is, why is troom troom posting semi-obvious fetish content openly on a public youtube channel? 😰
I mean, I guess it's for the views, but it still seems really weird and kinda gross

[@therosswoodcollective]

@@Rainbow35a same thing goes for those bizarre food tiktoks, i guess there's kind of a voyeurism aspect to it, where it's out in the open public and disguised so easily.

[@soapkingIII]

@@Rainbow35a there is much worse public content on this platform

[@SillyWierdoreal]

Why the fuck do you know this
🤨

[@hannah.b_765]

*laura comes home*
Danny: *covered in fake fur* ...You’re home early...

[@zarynaliceweber6955]

😂😂😂

[@Someone-gn4st]

This got an audible chuckle out of me. Congratulations.

[@SkeletonCavalry]

Laura: Danny! I never knew you're a furry!

[@possum696]

Furry porn

[@possum696]

Furry porno

[@sainapradhan7302]

This series should be called: Danny Gonzalez and his increasing hate for Hot Glue.

[@magiccmann4779]

Yes

[@plexet4295]

YES!

[@eeeeeeee6177]

Yes...just yes

[@hayleysmith347]

no its mUlTi PuRpOsE gLuE

[@memerdude9567]

XD so true

[@ralkimestroest1965]

Danny buying those beads and NOT putting them in the water to test them will forever make me laugh, but in a sad way

[@Gavs_Playlist9755]

Yeah sometimes I watch hear him say something and I'm like your confidently incorrect

[@ralkimestroest1965]

@Gavs_Playlist9755 Honestly though, I be the same way about things, like Math, lmao

[@Gavs_Playlist9755]

@@ralkimestroest1965 I mean he thought a dehumidifier was an ac and he didn't know a squishy as a toy was a thing he only thought it was a adjective, and he made fun of troom troom for using it in a title of one of their videos

[@tzarg]

yeah... has he never heard of orbeez?

[@CucumberpatchAddict]

Laura: unwinding from a long day at work, maybe prepping dinner, or sitting on the couch sipping a glass of wine
Faint screaming from upstairs: 19:11

[@valentineaspen3364]

"is this some kind of weird porn in disguise" i hate to tell you this but yes

[@ookygang6255]

I didn’t want to break 69 likes

[@ttgaminhack2107]

@@ookygang6255 why does everyone like to make the like count on a comment 69

[@Kat-PM]

TT Gamin' Hack It’s a dirty joke

[@remadodo]

Valentine Aspen 😂

[@sakura-xy9cw]

i-

[@lukeemerson3278]

“Nobody expects a regular umbrella to actually be a flashlight and a spying tool.”
*They didn’t explain how it became a flashlight*

[@rileymccurdy4039]

“Everybody has a flashlight”

[@copyrightstrike6949]

Dusk Kitten you didn’t expect that huh 😏

[@withapicketsign]

*cue tac pro commercial*

[@SkullsRules1]

5th 55😎🌐🏛️🏢🏛️🏪🗼🗼🍏🥬🥬🥬

[@deetee2011]

They meant fleshlight

[@-buggiez-]

12:40 do you ever forget that Danny is a full grown man who is married and he is not a crazy teenager??

[@noamshaykiss]

MARRIED?!?!?!?

[@-buggiez-]

@@noamshaykiss yea??? His wife is pregnant-

[@noamshaykiss]

@@-buggiez- I legit did not know that

[@liliths_glasses4565]

@@-buggiez- she gave birth like a month ago I think

[@-buggiez-]

@@liliths_glasses4565 😨😨 IM GONNA GO DO MY RESEARCH BRB

[@IAmAnEgg-sk6zk]

I feel a spiritual connection with how dead inside and depressed that bunny looks

[@gwenifyer]

😂😂😂 true

[@stinkbug1956]

Danny: I'm not superstitious
Umbrella: I'm about to end this whole mans career

[@DrHypnoss]

**man's whole carrer

[@wut_birbowo6166]

big_boi_ birds 400 like! I love ur name uwu♥️♥️♥️

[@tatchii8708]

@Gamfluent, how so?

[@mannycampos8974]

who cares

[@mannycampos8974]

@LaughingLlama 2006 i agree now

[@vinchin8486]

"Every spy needs it"
*Random CIA agent in Moscow with a sparkly flowery umbrella walking slowly past the kremlin*

[@mayacotton6672]

Up!!!

[@freshlemonade5638]

LOL XDDDD 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@amalkaraly]

I M M A R R Y P O P P I N S Y A L L

[@freshlemonade5638]

@@amalkaraly -what ever helps you sleep at night--

[@mollyschwab2203]

mOooOoOD

[@montymints]

Tip for any aspiring craftsters out there- (12:15) part the fur before you cut fur fabric. Or better yet, use a craft knife on the other side

[@snailofkale]

shave down the fur first if you can!!

[@shorkbot]

6:33 The glare coming off the sheet makes it look like someone taped a picture of your eyes and forehead to an umbrella with stars… yeah I think I’d notice that if I’m facing towards you

[@cyanproductions4517]

troom troom storytelling is literally something i would write when i was 5

[@hyperstevie2]

🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@DesolateSecluded]

*DOLLY IS PLAYING IN THE SANDBOX! LOOK HOW INNOCENT AND CUTE SHE IS!*

[@night2rose436]

BlOnDiE rUnS aWaY tErRiFiEd. LoOkS lIkE tHe mIsSiOn FaIlEd ~=~

[@bye7522]

I was reading chapter books when I was five ._.
Also I had written seven short stories by then

[@Mylifesuckslol]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha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[@raptoress6131]

"That's a cute holepuncher."
"Thx, my husband crafted it."

[@sh4hdy]

Wait are you quoting bully maguire HSHSHABABHA

[@sh4hdy]

I guess it's just a coincidence nvm

[@pogfection787]

With 4 Wool and 2 Iron

[@coolguyishere8851]

@@sh4hdy lmao

[@sorenhays4241]

stibky 😡🤢

[@thestupidnintendokid]

The gun shoes would actually work really well, as long as you're at a cosplay convention and going as Bayonetta. Niche use case, but it works.

[@digitea25]

Legend says that even 4 years later, Danny is still finding fur in his office to this day.

[@jinalik.8232]

petition to make the bunny a part of Greg merch

[@ambywamby3433]

Jinali K. Wait, I want this though

[@mollyw522]

Do it

[@ethnezieb-herrmann4824]

i want this-

[@expertpluto5131]

ALL IN FAVOR say i

[@lillianredmond1507]

Jinali K. I WANT IT SO BAD-

[@NauticalFish]

Imagine getting a divorce and the lawyer punches the documents with the bunny punch

[@unlacedshoe3696]

I cry

[@davidbosy4275]

I want a new lawyer

[@tlemoal]

power move

[@liljanyronen4594]

N O M N O M

[@ronwerks]

I'm the lawyer

[@Alexia-mn1bx]

I love his soft "I can explain" when Laura came home xD

[@Angry_Ostrich]

Can you imagine if Laura showed up at 19:47? It would’ve been amazing.

[@bee-xp9gx]

danny being slightly cursed for almost 24 minutes straight

[@glowstonepiggypiggy]

Őœ

[@kowoteao]

Ő œ

[@valtteripallari4961]

iTs aCtUaLlY 23 miNuTEs aNd 47 sEcOnDs

[@1zippy]

YOOOOOO TWIN

[@mic806]

Let’s call a exorcist

[@dorkchops]

the name's Bond...
_Greg_ Bond
*whips out spy umbrella*

[@jessp8772]

Aimiko lol

[@charlielittle1588]

i rarely like comments, but i had to like yours! HILAROUS!

[@crystal--alt8402]

@@charlielittle1588 Same lol

[@kiyouestrada6222]

Hey brother oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah

[@paulcooper3722]

I laughed so fricking hard

[@AnonymousUser-7]

The fact that when Laura came home you can immediately see his eyes light up. 🥹🥹

[@5c4rss28]

Danny is so ironically funny without even trying

[@ladyace2143]

"Is this some kind of weird porn in disguise?"
Me: Yes it is.

[@janeeyre1990]

Lol, I started to Google "sitting on objects fetish" to see if it has an official name, and it suggested "woman sitting on objects" before I could finish typing

[@crossplayed]

Fug This Shizz 1234 I love your profile picture

[@emplec1archive558]

Fug This Shizz 1234 pornhub

[@thatoneguy9582]

-speaking from experience- it absolutely fucking is

[@labaker4285]

parkers vlogs and gaming yeet some ppl somehow find that erotic too 😬

[@crispyliza7050]

Can this bunny also be gifted to college professors? Asking for a friend

[@kekkfa1281]

Lol, probably

[@marleybayne5616]

i don't recommend

[@bluebunnygamer6426]

No leave me alone

[@xmm8299]

No, you give glitter tongue to college professors, you know, a subtle message 'stick this on your tongue and shut up'

[@babyshark_6946]

No it’s a one of a kind 😂😂

[@ottoalchemistvtuber]

17:55 I love the little "guoh" he makes

[@aleksandrabajda9134]

I would be 200% sure I would be terrified for my safety as hell if my student gave me that gorgeous little bunny holepuncher😅

[@soop5467]

That bunny has forward facing eyes. This can only mean one thing: The Demon Bunny is a predator.

[@thesewinggeekmiri9029]

I'm so happy to see that the skyrim horse post has become so well known that there are parodies of it

[@soop5467]

@@thesewinggeekmiri9029 i've seen so many parodies, I didn't know that one was the original!

[@ypuuh]

@@soop5467 same with the furbys, they literally have front facing eyes

[@soop5467]

@@ypuuh I don't think anyone thought they were herbavores, they clearly feast off of teeth, bones and mortal souls. ;)

[@TheOtherOne6018]

Run away!!!!

[@charlottesuzanne5423]

All her friends are like
" fuck yeah! You did it bitch"
That is so accurate

[@Bigqueefofficial]

🤣

[@-sacred28-]

So so accurate

[@NotIan0710]

Stop typing inappropriate word

[@liz8986]

@@NotIan0710 oh fuck! Sorry.

[@akariqueenbee5616]

@@liz8986 😂still did it anyway

[@Tiger91506]

I thought Danny was gonna say “ I’m not superstitious, but I’m a little stitious.” 😭😭😂

[@PiggyToonVR]

5 YEAR ANNIVERSARY

[@katarzynapazgan8020]

imagine Danny sees that bunny like decades after this vid and the bunny was just spying on him with the umbrella

[@katarzynapazgan8020]

@Oliver Yukica lol

[@Broccolie]

@Oliver Yukica no
Gun SHOES attached.
Ultimate spy

[@sno2579]

Omg horror movie idea

[@ellaskystabber9655]

Fuck yeah, terror

[@vortexgames6847]

why do you have the blitz logo as your pfp lol

[@zaina9250]

Therapist: bunny hole puncher isn’t real it can’t hurt you
Danny:

[@rebeccafalatic8862]

Yeetus The fetus I love your name

[@zaina9250]

O O F

[@No-xw3sv]

Yeetus The fetus oof

[@mic806]

Also Danny:

[@bellephantomhive3471]

YEETUS THE FETUS
COMMITED SELF
DELETUS BECAUSE
SHE HAD DIABETUS
YEETUS THE FETUS
GONE
GONE
DELETUS
STRANGE INDEEDUS

[@aqfanatic]

look, i’ll be honest. when i was a little kid, i would have absolutely made the hole puncher bunny. i would just emerge from my room after no one seeing me for a few hours with a bunny monstrosity made of found objects and my family would just have to deal with its existence.

[@Suhailah-vh7sz]

5 years later and this is still my favorite video danny made

[@meeelo7329]

Danny: opens umbrella
The umbrella: im about to end this mans whole career

[@shhhh187]

Umbrella: im about to end this *desk’s* whole career

[@eef3790]

Someone 🤣🤣🤣

[@thebritishbuilder6251]

R/Reddit

[@savagecrayon]

no im about to tarnish this mans reputation

[@millionarez]

*clears throat*
Umbrella: MUHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH
Danny: *crying in a corner cowering from the umbrella*

[@jupitersparx4101]

‘I’m worried about getting a sunburn’
**uses clear umbrella**

[@mellerina5615]

Exactly what I thought!

[@avaa7440]

*uses black umbrella*

[@yuliuka6449]

@@mellerina5615 that’s literally the joke-

[@Unintelligentportuguesa]

Your a hater but your a space nerd like me so im sorry

[@oliviaeiler7595]

fun fact! : Dermatologists actually did a study on this and found that umbrellas block more than three quarters of all UV rays from natural sunlight, black umbrellas function the best but a clear umbrella is more helpful than nothing at all. It may take a little longer for your skin to burn or turn a little red, but it should provide you with some protection if your missing your sunscreen. Sunscreen is still best tho!

[@razor_editz]

You: “It’s a bunny hole puncher! I made it myself!”
Danny: “Like thanks dawg your expelled”

[@thespookytrash]

My new favorite thing to do is get super stoned and watch Danny videos.

[@avapickering4528]

nobody:
Troom Troom: casually sneaks guns into school

[@melinda8713]

Ava Perfect all the other kids with the pumped up kicks

[@GaJ42]

Troom troom: *it's high noon!*

[@dmitrishostakovich8791]

Lol

[@avapickering4528]

@@dmitrishostakovich8791 Rogerina!!!!

[@victoriaque601]

Ava Perfect I’m convinced that they are part of the sector of the Illuminati that trains kids to be in the csi.

[@Akursedtime]

Laura's Parents: How's Danny?
Laura: He made a bunny hole puncher, is suffering from hot glue PTSD and believes his umbrella craft is bringing him bad luck. So yes, everything's great!

[@therealbreezebliss]

You know, the usual.

[@JuanMiPibernus]

He hasn't screamed into foam paper bags again, so there's progress.

[@user-fe7qy2yw5q]

You forgot that he listens to a pencil sharpener 🎶

[@Humptygotadumpy]

S R don’t we all

[@wheatflavoredicecream6863]

Pansexual_isnt_bisexual and drinks choccy milk from a tie and has a giant foam whip

[@char531]

I honestly think hot glue just has something out for him, because as a fursuit maker I barely get burned, I just think it’s a Danny thing tbh

[@char531]

Also tip with the fur, don’t just cut it like how you would cut most things, you have to cut the backing of the fur to prevent the fabric from shedding

[@cmillaart27]

​@@char531 Do you have any other tips for a beginner fursuit maker? I want to try to make a fursuit (or at least a head)

[@showjas8748]

My comfort show is now 'Danny's Fantastic Mess'. That's all, thank you and goodnight.

[@BBB-to4cc]

Why they call the girls “blondie” and “redhead” but they don’t call the dudes brown head or whatever

[@gavinwilcox5027]

BBB the people at school all call me brown head even though my hair is black 🤔🤔

[@loakal3557]

those are their names

[@Paulavlo79]

@@gavinwilcox5027 my hair is brown and they called me black hair

[@breadbreadbreadbreadbreadbrea3]

Brownie

[@pixel3045]

Lmfao

[@rubainaa3008]

Kid at target: "Mom, there's no more memory foam pillows, what are we gonna do about my neck problem now?"
Kid's Mom: "Honey I'm sure whoever bought the last one really needed it."
Danny: *Memory foam slicing noises*

[@Jakesfji]

•Amethyst • ha yee

[@slowpopeisdead694]

The mom is right

[@tidepodpadthai2633]

Troom troom: Just make one out of hot glue

[@ashaler__]

Tide Pod Pad Thai hot glue the hot glue to the hot glue gun

[@senor_zapz3729]

Pain

[@auvbyrne6173]

‘Not only is it cute`
‘meanwhile bunny eyeball is falling off😂

[@bubbles2893]

I was losing my shit when he was squishing the rabbit hole puncher 😭😭

[@savon1710]

that crushing/squishing video is DEFINITELY a fetish thing

[@tuckersmith7991]

yeah, its mine

[@pre-packaged_9692]

@@tuckersmith7991 Classic T Smitty

[@trustedroot]

cake farts was better

[@sof2523]

crushing is actually a fetish

[@aleqsgecko5957]

Ur a homestuck

[@woozy6133]

The umbrella wasn’t cursed...
It was trying to stop you from making the demonic/cursed bunny.🛏 🐰

[@c_elia]

then how come I choked right after he said that

[@mai5261]

@@c_elia it was trying to protect you from watching the rest of the video

[@c_elia]

@@mai5261 what the fuck

[@lumine8899]

@@c_elia it’s the truth

[@meowmiixd1564]

it tried to warn us
but we didnt listen
now its too late.

[@PrettyLittleLiz]

On a scale of 1 to 10 I'd be about 9000% worried if you gave me that bunny.

[@_katz3nn]

hai

[@patman_art]

This is still funny 4 years later

[@angesoup]

5 years & counting

[@cheesecheese6950]

Girl: *has a window in her umbrella*
Also her: *lifts up umbrella so she can see*

[@_iris_5590]

Cheese Cheese wow 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@user-yk3zp2wp5g]

XxLilithLavenderXx _ okloghyvgyvgybybvgbyuvuybgyuvgbuyvyguvtgfcrdxtrdfxrtdfxtr

[@_iris_5590]

@@user-yk3zp2wp5g whaaaaaa

[@user-yk3zp2wp5g]

XxLilithLavenderXx _ my dead dog ran a cross my keyboard

[@_iris_5590]

A pigeon uhhhhhhh ok?😂

[@TheRausing1]

“Is this some kind of weird porn in disguise?” Listen I hate to break this to you but yes. Yes it actually is.

[@TheJunky228]

yay it's kid friendly crush porn.....yuk

[@raveno_o3542]

I like your profile pic is that the one alien teacher dude from assassination classroom

[@batyalivni3577]

@@raveno_o3542 It's KOROSENSEI

[@smiles5054]

*Its all fun in games till they use a stick to sit on*
*Right side up*

[@orpheusly69]

is it actually?

[@no.oooo4435]

"That umbrella was cursed" idk why I laughed so hard at that-

[@madamDever]

22:01 it was actually louder with the bag😂

[@e2b265]

Troom Troom just made Danny question all his beliefs with an umbrella.

[@debjanisengupta448]

Haha yeah

[@cuishanwu5]

iTs bAd lUcK

[@skylarc5483]

Bu- But I can see through it already...

[@ubbles5174]

I'm on a highway to hell

[@jackieburkhart3268]

@@ubbles5174 thunderstruck

[@slimeasmr8314]

Danny: I fear no man.
Danny: But that thing.....
Hot glue gun: ._.
Danny: It scares me

[@nightmare_creature3757]

I would have liked dis but it has exactly 69 likes and i just cant mess that up

[@slimeasmr8314]

Reid Ross-Williams LoL. Too late now...

[@slimeasmr8314]

Reid Ross-Williams I’m actually pretty sad I missed that moment. Must have been beautiful.

[@cooldolphin3662]

Can people stop having a go at my comment I didn’t know this one existed before it got lifted on the comment section. This person didnt even set out the meme correct

[@slimeasmr8314]

Cool Dolphin Yep so now I’m realizing I messed it up. Welp thx. Sry if people are coming at you if you did something similar

[@avavannorman]

The fact the Danny’s troom troom videos that help my insomnia 💀 like of all videos

[@TJBOO3]

The fact that this is the first ever video I liked is insane I saw this video when it was new I feel old

[@themadpie9859]

danny sits on apple
apple: *disappears*
danny: fUck. how did that happen

[@dsfmdiya7500]

The Mad Pie
Porn is disguise

[@iwanttopetacat5500]

oH nO

[@sheilacook9662]

It went up his BUTT

[@peachyyxavv56]

@borkdogey wdym "no"

[@illegalsubstance953]

I read that in Dannys voice

[@madelinemekler8659]

i love his reaction to his wife walking in
*raises hands, staring at the cursed rabbit head*
“i can explain”

[@rosepetunia1829]

Yeah I laughed my lungs out at that one 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@staplersbreak7136]

Im about to watch the video and I scrolled down and found your comment and liked immediatley because I know this video will be good

[@helloworld2784]

WHAAAAAT?! HE'S MARRIED?!
He looks like 17 living with parents

[@lmbrstuff4727]

thats his sister laura hes not married

[@cjmartin7365]

“Honey, I’m pregnant..........I can explain”
Sorry, I just had too because the “I can explain” thing in this comment I’m replying to XD

[@beagle9662]

legend has it danny is still picking fluff from the bunny craft out of his carpet to this day

[@F1Zz._.F4Zz]

That bunny had me dying

[@conman3241]

Why does Danny constantly look like he was just told that there was homework

[@ZielonaPastela]

That's like, my constant mood these days

[@miapatricia8778]

LMFAOOO accurate

[@kayasmith3611]

Omg haha I've just realised like you can pause any time and he looks like that aha

[@Xavier-pt2nz]

Wait wtf how did I not notice this before

[@heyryanisonx3141]

I think it's his eyes

[@LTisDumb]

“Can Spongebob handle this hit?”
Alternate question: “Can Spongebob handle this aSs?”

[@ilove_soup]

omg😆

[@jck3831]

LMaO

[@Tufnutjr]

LT 😂🤣

[@isabellesmart3037]

Lmao😂

[@_stormqueen_]

Omfg I'm dying

[@Cookiee0703]

can we please appreciate how someone (probably danny) actually took time to make the subtitles. like, their not auto generate, they’re real subtitles someone typed.

[@bhelliom3]

I know this video is 4 years old at my time of viewing, but there is a right way to cut faux fur so it doesn’t shed like that. Basically you want to cut the base fabric holding it together, not the fur itself, which def does take more time but doesn’t cut through the fur and make random straight spots.

[@obamium7809]

Nobody:
Troom Troom: How to sneak Fried Chestnuts inside guitars for baseball practice

[@Sn1perZz]

I would like the comment, but it's on 69 likes sooo....
Edit: nvm it's 200 now
Edit 2: nvm might as well like it it's 616...
Edit: holy sheet this blew up. 1.4k...

[@moistedits4455]

I liked it
Now it’s 169

[@onedankboi6969]

Nobody:
Troom troom: HOW TO SNEAK FRIES IN A FAST FOOD RESTAURANT

[@aridflesh3248]

Let's get to 369, y'all.

[@unclegrnpaa]

Obamium 666 likes.... TROOM TROOM IS THAT YOU??

[@RollMeAFat1]

19:48 would've been a much better time for Laura to come home

[@ezkiiz]

Yeah

[@c4t1vr]

omg I wish

[@mariahaguirre4952]

Joshua Fearon I laughed way too hard

[@TacocatX]

heEEEHHHHH

[@DOfreakNUT]

or 22:00

[@TheANTI-UTTPUnion]

as a gamer, i can confirm we scream at the top of our lungs when we lose a single game.

[@springtrap4225]

as a gamer, i do indeed produce a loud free stock sound (poorly looped) scream when i die *_once_* in a game.
i also approve of the hacks in this video.
okay, but seriously. What are these hacks...

[@manythoughts99]

*laura comes home*
danny: “...i can explain...”

[@5PercentMiIk]

@Safiya Hennessy its his wife

[@jayden.02]

@Safiya Hennessy ur not a true greg

[@chloemcilwrick6119]

@@jayden.02 I agree I am Greg #gregsquad.

[@samaraamorim9152]

@@5PercentMiIk I thought he was like 17 years old

[@5PercentMiIk]

@@samaraamorim9152 lmao same

[@SCP-PlagueDoctor-rx3hm]

Danny: *Exist*
Hot Glue: *Im gonna end this Man's whole Career*

[@capylost]

gonns

[@SCP-PlagueDoctor-rx3hm]

@@capylost ...heheheheh

[@soup6482]

SCP-049 Plague Doctor XD underated comment

[@yourfriendlyneighborhoodsp155]

*I’m about to end this man's whole career

[@ayabaazizi2199]

Is this people from groom groom cool??

[@minx.bloodbrink3316]

2:24
The gun shoe thing was actually already done years ago by a woman at LAX Airport she was arrested….

[@lexiright5609]

So its been a few years and I just realised the sitting and squishing things video is fetish content

[@TheLeugim66]

Psychiatrist: “demon bunny doesn’t exist, he can’t hurt you”
Danny: “I made a hole punch”

[@maisieelliott2567]

AHHHHHHHH spooky
eep

[@bluemushroom6925]

Ohio
Is good

[@GiveMeMeatballsImHungry]

Schnitzel
We’re no stranger to love

[@jackieburkhart3268]

Uno
the rules, and so do i

[@RattlerMC]

@@GiveMeMeatballsImHungry nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
why did you have to rickroll me

[@erosdeimo8699]

The “spy” umbrella just looks like someone taped a picture of Danny on an umbrella lmao

[@taikaj4804]

OMG what if you decorate the umbrella with just a bunch of pictures of eyes so it looks like your own eyes are part of the design???!!!?

[@erosdeimo8699]

Naptime
Now THAT’S camouflage

[@rainyday7180]

IKR!!!

[@tigerkite9520]

@@taikaj4804 this is REAL spy technology

[@kingayy9267]

spEYE technology

[@withfam8246]

The way you said "that umbrella was cursed" made me laugh for like 30 seconds.

[@elinolesen6529]

That glitter tongue “craft” literally killed me😂
19:47 😂😂😂😂

[@NonsenseWithGlasses]

"I'm not superstitious" -> "I think this umbrella might be cursed" -> "That umbrella *was* cursed"
Does that count as a character arc?

[@akitty8481]

Yes.

[@travelsizedarchie]

character 👏 development 👏

[@Random-sk6hm]

👀
👄

[@Deemee-ed]

that's the character arc of a protagonist in a horror movie

[@Stupid_Lil_Guy]

​@@Deemee-edFRRRR

[@peterclark2152]

“I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” -Michael Scott

[@leonagracekelley7834]

i have a shirt that says that lol

[@joynav]

@@leonagracekelley7834 same lol

[@nabihanasar3577]

I have a shirt that says "Dunder Mifflin Paper Company"

[@dingusboi2222]

@@nabihanasar3577 same

[@nabihanasar3577]

@@dingusboi2222 twins am i right

[@EldritchDoodler4828]

21:29
The last e on that label is an entirely different font and it pisses me off more than it should lol

[@angesoup]

Eldritch Horror that is the bunny punch. Never gets old for me. And I live for the comments and reply sections

[@Marte0107]

I think we should watch the ads on Danny’s videos
Solely to pay for all his hot glue related medical bills

[@favmads]

Good idea, I’ll start going back to old videos

[@hyacinth_raine]

*It’s* *not* *a* *problem* *anymore* !

[@gachananir14]

Binny Woo Yeah true, We should definitely watch the Ads.

[@lumeniiz1554]

turning my adblocker off

[@sirtchamp8033]

@@lumeniiz1554 turning it on...

[@cantthinkstraight7136]

Laura walks inside, laughs, and in a moment of pure terror, we heard Danny’s real non-UA-camr voice.
“... I can explain.”

[@alex-md8tx]

I love your profile

[@hefefggre]

@@alex-md8tx yes

[@theenderian3939]

Good profile pic btw

[@darkdemonrelic1220]

Very accurate Moxi

[@CJ-iz3mp]

he sounds so ashamed... a man caught in the act

[@BlahajOfficaI]

A squishy is like a thing you squeeze like a stress ball

[@Lem0nstag]

Last words of Danny ‘That umbrella was cursed’

[@nigdyezemska2827]

The sitting thing is definitely a fetish.

[@suager4502]

Bruh

[@hussainbedair7676]

Yuh

[@leoa.5084]

i've heard that "crushing" is apparently a fetish genre where women in high heels just... crush things under their heels. i thought it was a weird harmless kink at first but apparently sometimes they do it with animals?? i've never seen these videos and frankly i don't want to but it sounds disgusting

[@celestialbunny]

@@leoa.5084 un whut? That sounds horrible.

[@realkingofwales3917]

@@leoa.5084 I've heard of baby monkey torture fetishes. Fetishes make people do messed up stuff man.

[@tigerninja25robot82]

Danny: "Teacher I got you a gift."
Teacher: "Why thank you Danny, what is it?"
Danny: "The severed head of Satan."
Teacher: "..............Oh."

[@Dani.Loserrr]

🤣

[@elafimilo8199]

Good Easter gift, though

[@ethereallvr]

666 likes i can’t ruin it

[@itsamebeca]

this gives me percy jackson sending medusa's head to olympo vibes

[@IvvyExists145]

@@itsamebeca lol

[@Monkayvr251]

Those large black beads are actually water absorbing polymer beads which is why they need to be put in water to grow

[@amyjustcos7471]

18:59 she looks like she’s being held at gunpoint 😂😭

[@seb2870]

genuinely cried laughing watching this thanks danny
“her scream was like an ultrasound”

[@angelinadaniel807]

What kind of ultrasoud has she been to/had?

[@zaina9250]

Yea bro it was like photosynthesis orange drip

[@jimmyneutron9434]

seb 1000 likes

[@seb2870]

Sulaiman Sahak woah dude

[@ana7icia]

well redhead, i too, scream similarly to a capture of a fetus.

[@bbfaceaangel7447]

*The Cursed Umbrella Vs.*
*The Terrifying Bunny Stapler*
Starting: Danny Gonzalez

[@thatkidrocco1984]

Ending: Your spelling career

[@popularman334]

Oh R/MadLad

[@erin.xx.potter9822]

You Suck At Spelling (lol it’s a joke cuz ur name)

[@Idroll2]

Hole puncher***

[@mayflowwy]

may i eat your keyboard

[@prodginm]

14:52 "on a scale of 1-10 how worried for your l- own safety would you be?" 😂

[@theratthatlivesinyourbasem7801]

21:58 Danny: AAAAAAAAA
Danny with the bag: ERRRRRRRR