I CREATED The HISTORICAL ITALIAN EMPIRE 50 YEARS EARLY in VICTORIA 3

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  • @Onebadterran
    @Onebadterran 2 місяці тому +303

    This was the most painful italian unification i've ever seen

    • @TobyYellsAtThings
      @TobyYellsAtThings  2 місяці тому +42

      somehow every time I try to unite Italy everything goes wrong.

    • @pheonix6119
      @pheonix6119 2 місяці тому +41

      ​@@TobyYellsAtThings
      - Benito Mussolini (24 July, 1943)

    • @alexvonrom7942
      @alexvonrom7942 2 місяці тому +2

      ​@@TobyYellsAtThings real

  • @medika9651
    @medika9651 2 місяці тому +267

    >I CREATED The HISTORICAL ITALIAN EMPIRE 50 YEARS EARLY
    >Forms it as Sicily

    • @TobyYellsAtThings
      @TobyYellsAtThings  2 місяці тому +55

      sshh... they don't need to realize that.

    • @Ares_pb
      @Ares_pb 2 місяці тому +4

      I know this is just a joke but don’t point out useless shit just to be “correct”

    • @antorseax9492
      @antorseax9492 Місяць тому +6

      ​@@Ares_pb Cry about it, people like history.

    • @Don_Hector
      @Don_Hector Місяць тому +5

      @@Ares_pbif he claims to do something the way it’s meant to be done and doesn’t actually do it correctly then it should be pointed out

  • @ehk5948
    @ehk5948 2 місяці тому +49

    "I hate my generals"
    Truly an Italian campaign.

  • @bartomiejhada4007
    @bartomiejhada4007 2 місяці тому +129

    I recently had 2 games in Italy and rage quit both of them. Nice to see the entire region is cursed for everyone

    • @TobyYellsAtThings
      @TobyYellsAtThings  2 місяці тому +29

      this isn't the first time either. Every time I've tried to unite italy something just goes awful

  • @afrovarangian
    @afrovarangian 2 місяці тому +26

    Remember when France had to occupy Berlin to get war reps in ww1? Me neither.

    • @qhu3878
      @qhu3878 Місяць тому +6

      in paradox logic ww1 was a complete german victory and egypt wouldve gone to bulgaria for some fucking reason

  • @duphasdan
    @duphasdan 2 місяці тому +60

    As a Catholic I found it appalling that the protestant heathens of Britian tried to subjugate the papacy.

    • @TobyYellsAtThings
      @TobyYellsAtThings  2 місяці тому +10

      don't worry, I saved them

    • @llamaboioflusatia
      @llamaboioflusatia 27 днів тому

      As an orthodox, I died a little seeing that too. One struggle against the heretics.

  • @Tarkusarkusar
    @Tarkusarkusar 2 місяці тому +68

    45:01 Least demoralized Victoria 3 player

    • @polinco737
      @polinco737 2 місяці тому +2

      The new Victoria 3 DLCs will be named Bugs, Glitches, Headaches and Depression. Hopefully, they are going to come freely. But they most likely won't.

    • @faegotte
      @faegotte 26 днів тому

      @@polinco737 free DLC's from paradox? they made this game horrendously unfinished and as terrible as they could muster so we would buy their shitty DLC's to fix the fucking game lmfao

  • @Chummbo
    @Chummbo 2 місяці тому +83

    Surfshark really be exposing the pope smh

    • @TobyYellsAtThings
      @TobyYellsAtThings  2 місяці тому +11

      pope never saw it coming

    • @V.Perez1985
      @V.Perez1985 2 місяці тому +1

      How else do you think Spotlight got their information?

  • @calligularocki8753
    @calligularocki8753 2 місяці тому +38

    dude not even realising that one of italien homeland was still missing after all this time... triest was still part of austian peasant revolt

  • @Metalusko
    @Metalusko 2 місяці тому +41

    This bug happens as the capital was taken during ur war and the wargoal was still in vienna. I would swap to them and give in and go back as this bug is just gonna stay there until they go to default

    • @saltyamalgamate
      @saltyamalgamate 2 місяці тому

      Ok but recreating the deluge is lowkey fun

    • @edgyguy7084
      @edgyguy7084 2 місяці тому +1

      OR he could just not press the warreperation wargoal...

    • @Metalusko
      @Metalusko 2 місяці тому +2

      That would not help as they would not give in. He had only few wargoals. Or at least it should not

    • @edgyguy7084
      @edgyguy7084 2 місяці тому +1

      @@Metalusko he had 33%, he didnt have the wargoal for the payment, and the capitol (which seems to be treated as its own wargoal in this case aswell).
      If he doesnt ask for the payments it would go up to 50% which MIGHT have tricked the formula.

  • @chumer1337
    @chumer1337 2 місяці тому +16

    You truly fill us up with quality old dead queen 3 content

  • @cactusnecktie
    @cactusnecktie Місяць тому +4

    If you didn't already know this, the reason your generals are only using a small number of troops is because you have too many generals in your army. The total number of regiments gets divided among them. Preferably you should only have one general commanding each army.

    • @TobyYellsAtThings
      @TobyYellsAtThings  Місяць тому +2

      You know, that actually makes a lot of sense in hindsight. I didn't know that before. That's going to make the future much easier.

  • @alienmozart9902
    @alienmozart9902 Місяць тому +2

    Thank you for reminding me why I rarely play this game

  • @Endbeats
    @Endbeats 2 місяці тому +4

    Those war glitches are the reason I’m perpetually on debug mode.

  • @TheEnricoMicheli
    @TheEnricoMicheli 2 місяці тому +7

    Capitulation desire should probably be influenced by wargoals separately, holding the capital blocking the wargoal of reparations should be the same as "nothing bad happened to me"

  • @Thetb93
    @Thetb93 2 місяці тому +24

    if paradox things like the austria hungary capital happen, why dont you just load an autosave?

    • @TobyYellsAtThings
      @TobyYellsAtThings  2 місяці тому +15

      I thought about it but decided it made for a good video, so I just went with it.

  • @polinco737
    @polinco737 2 місяці тому +6

    It was a mystery as why Austria, historically speaking, had always been such a terror onto Italy. Now we know why...

  • @fly8641
    @fly8641 2 місяці тому +4

    congratulations on the sponsor man!

  • @Matt-tz9wn
    @Matt-tz9wn 2 місяці тому +6

    Didnt get Eritrea, gotta do another run!

  • @dont_push_enter2550
    @dont_push_enter2550 2 місяці тому +3

    When the bug about wargoal happen save game and reload then this should just fix it self after month.

  • @alexvonrom7942
    @alexvonrom7942 2 місяці тому +3

    Dose someone know how to solve the "cant reach front when they clearly could" bug? Its amazing how much Paradox is willing to just spit out DLCs of what should have been in the base game from the start instead of fixing literally bugs which have been here from day 1

  • @pikeman900
    @pikeman900 2 місяці тому +2

    Next time when you can't reach the front just save and reload it a bug thats been there forever and they still haven't fixed it.

  • @emilianohermosilla3996
    @emilianohermosilla3996 2 місяці тому +1

    “This’ Italian land right now” freakin’ killed me, man 😂😂😂

  • @johannesschneider5209
    @johannesschneider5209 17 днів тому

    xD that was literally cursed. respect for pushing through eventually

  • @BlueGamingRage
    @BlueGamingRage 2 місяці тому +6

    I love that paradox made such a bad game that they can't add military access agreements without breaking the terrible war system

  • @Mu_Lambda_Theta
    @Mu_Lambda_Theta 2 місяці тому +1

    0:35 Exceptionally good pronounciation.
    That ch is hard, but you got very close (most english speakers turn ch into ck)

  • @austinquinn476
    @austinquinn476 2 місяці тому +5

    At this point you should have gone into de-bug mode and just given yourself the states. Or swap states to capitulate.

    • @TobyYellsAtThings
      @TobyYellsAtThings  2 місяці тому +5

      if I was just playing single player I would have, but on the bright side it makes for a more interesting video.

  • @MorpH2k
    @MorpH2k 2 місяці тому +3

    Fun fact; both parts of the Austro-hungarian forces were the worst part of them. To be fair, the same could be said for Italy considering there were TWELVE battles at Isonzo and no one really won anything there and over a million soldiers died.

  • @daviddavidson6278
    @daviddavidson6278 2 місяці тому +1

    I didn't think it was possible but it seems genocide was actually modeled in vic 3.

  • @Nighato
    @Nighato 2 місяці тому +1

    I think conscripts bug out war exhaustion. I think they're not counting towards army cap but towards casualties and inflate the later number, so if you don't win quickly and decisively you will lose if you use conscripts even if you demobilize the armies using them.

  • @IspettoreCatiponda1
    @IspettoreCatiponda1 22 дні тому

    The infamous 1860 partition of Austria

  • @Quignin
    @Quignin 22 дні тому

    There was this one time where Austria intervened me as US. But because both of us can't touch each other I just let the war going and Austria soon went bankrupt due to its massive army and capitulated

  • @ShadowEmpror88
    @ShadowEmpror88 2 місяці тому

    keep these video going see how much can get lands for rome

  • @mrmoney9822
    @mrmoney9822 2 місяці тому +2

    you missed Trieste

  • @dallastruxal6775
    @dallastruxal6775 2 місяці тому +1

    40:05 You couldn’t enforce on Austria because you didnt hold all of the states to release Croatia.
    Edit he conquers said area and still no war score so my bad.

  • @maxthetube8466
    @maxthetube8466 Місяць тому

    You missed istria and a treaty port in Dalmatia

  • @АндрійЛотиш-ф4х
    @АндрійЛотиш-ф4х Місяць тому +1

    39:40 you can just check the missing wargoals by hovering over Austria's war support in the peace deal menu...
    And apparently, the missing wargoals are the unifications states??? I had the same problem when Unifying Scandinavia, I had the whole of Schleswig Holstein occupied, and yet the goal was still marked as not reached

  • @TheSuperappelflap
    @TheSuperappelflap Місяць тому

    Longest war ever? 80 years war? 100 years war?

  • @firegamer4025
    @firegamer4025 2 місяці тому

    Great video toby but i have a request can you do persia?

  • @ahmedamer8798
    @ahmedamer8798 2 місяці тому

    Toby, great work. Can you form the commonwealth using krakow??

  • @WoodenPlay
    @WoodenPlay 2 місяці тому +4

    nice negative diplo moves in your first play

    • @TobyYellsAtThings
      @TobyYellsAtThings  2 місяці тому +2

      huh, that's odd. I don't have a clue how that happened. I'm going to look back over the footage and see how that happened.

    • @TobyYellsAtThings
      @TobyYellsAtThings  2 місяці тому +5

      so apparently if you call someone to a play it doesn't use the maneuvers until they accept. So because I already used them all on war goals, when Austria accepted the call it went negative.

    • @WoodenPlay
      @WoodenPlay 2 місяці тому

      @@TobyYellsAtThings no need to thank me anyway :D

    • @refatkam246
      @refatkam246 2 місяці тому

      I'll keep that in mind!

  • @electricVGC
    @electricVGC 2 місяці тому

    toby on his critique and self-critique vibe "big stupid doodoohead". harsh.

    • @electricVGC
      @electricVGC 2 місяці тому

      (also you forgot Zara, Rhodes and Istria but having Egypt makes up for it probably)

  • @nd6274
    @nd6274 2 місяці тому

    i remember my first time forming italy like 2 months ago, you know how WW1 italy had sardinia-piemont and didnt have venice and the others austrian states? yeah, sardinia piemont became a russian puppet randomly and i formed italy by death waring austria for their italian states lmao, looked so cursed on the map with this green blob squished between me and france haha, amazing vid btw!

  • @tamillis-menth
    @tamillis-menth 2 місяці тому

    Man this run was pretty cursed

  • @kaiserwilhelmii9951
    @kaiserwilhelmii9951 Місяць тому

    Bro just killed more Austrians than there are Italians. Typical day in hoi4

  • @andreborzani3278
    @andreborzani3278 2 місяці тому

    The bug happened because it is mandatory to have the capital to get war reparations. If you hadn't done the reps the war would have ended when you dominated Croatia

  • @joecruises
    @joecruises 2 місяці тому

    Awww fuck yeah he back

  • @MilkIsTheDrink
    @MilkIsTheDrink 2 місяці тому

    31:12 Bro became Malenia 💀

  • @jackmeoff6745
    @jackmeoff6745 Місяць тому

    true victoria 3 expirience

  • @sasi5841
    @sasi5841 2 місяці тому

    Austria started with about 34M pops

  • @callmejames1648
    @callmejames1648 2 місяці тому

    Let this man cook and he turns into gordon ramsay

  • @mrfancygoat
    @mrfancygoat Місяць тому

    Can you play Central America and not let it break up in 1 year?

  • @Draugtaur
    @Draugtaur Місяць тому

    wow very historical

    • @TobyYellsAtThings
      @TobyYellsAtThings  Місяць тому +1

      Mussolini's wet dream.

    • @Draugtaur
      @Draugtaur Місяць тому

      @@TobyYellsAtThings yes I'm sure he dreamt about decades-long war with Austria which he couldn't win because he demanded war reps, but Austria hid their capital in Bohemia

    • @TobyYellsAtThings
      @TobyYellsAtThings  Місяць тому

      @@Draugtaur fair point

  • @SangoProductions213
    @SangoProductions213 2 місяці тому +1

    Yup. The war system sucks.

  • @Qwerty-of4cy
    @Qwerty-of4cy 2 місяці тому

    you could have declaired a war on bavaria or prussia to get to bohemia

  • @tomskanaal
    @tomskanaal 2 місяці тому

    violate sovereignty on Bavaria would have been useful here

  • @Aggregate17
    @Aggregate17 2 місяці тому

    Victoria 3 in a sad state right now

  • @Acksn
    @Acksn 2 місяці тому +2

    Man fuck this warfare system.

    • @AmyCherryLMAO
      @AmyCherryLMAO 2 місяці тому

      it's kinda okay when you're blitzing through small countries like vietnam when you're playing as china but it seems cheeks in world wars tbh

  • @Council5
    @Council5 2 місяці тому

    Hey, any tipps on forming italy as the papal state?
    I always get fucked up by britain for no reason. Even if they like me

  • @Bunyaminozb
    @Bunyaminozb Місяць тому

    Make Lanfang please

  • @onizuka255
    @onizuka255 2 місяці тому

    16:46 lollllllll nearly the happy ending

  • @121Kbk
    @121Kbk 29 днів тому

    music name at 10:50?

    • @TobyYellsAtThings
      @TobyYellsAtThings  27 днів тому

      Can't remember the exact name but I know it's from Super Mario Odyssey, I think it was the forest level music?

    • @121Kbk
      @121Kbk 27 днів тому

      @@TobyYellsAtThings you are right, thank you so much!

  • @BurgerPrintz
    @BurgerPrintz 2 місяці тому

    You forgot Rhodes

  • @Persian_storm_game
    @Persian_storm_game 27 днів тому

    Pls play persia

  • @ObviouslyNotXenrek
    @ObviouslyNotXenrek 2 місяці тому

    sad thins is you cant completely depopulate the region, because losing ~6% of their population a year would take ***75*** years to finally drop below 1% of their original population, and well past the games intended 100 year timeframe to get it anywhere near zero

  • @DonPedroman
    @DonPedroman 2 місяці тому

    This sloppy game needs so badly a millitary access system

  • @faegotte
    @faegotte 26 днів тому

    *country collapsing and literally cant respond to ongoing war*
    *wont surrender anyways*

  • @Rocklahaulle
    @Rocklahaulle 18 днів тому

    unFATHOMABLY scuffed game haha

  • @callumhay9998
    @callumhay9998 2 місяці тому

    What is the epic anime music around 20:00?

    • @TobyYellsAtThings
      @TobyYellsAtThings  2 місяці тому +1

      off the top of my head I believe it's the combat theme from either Xenoblade chronicles 2 or 3

  • @Bush_Scout
    @Bush_Scout 2 місяці тому +2

    ITALIA!!!!!! 🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹

  • @juliancumbia6443
    @juliancumbia6443 2 місяці тому

    1942? Games ends in 1936

  • @Ganonmustdie2
    @Ganonmustdie2 2 місяці тому

    Vic 3, we love you but you don't work. You just don't work.

  • @christianalsakerhenriksen1489
    @christianalsakerhenriksen1489 2 місяці тому

    Daaaaamn, Vic 3 combat really sucks... Hope it'll be fixed soon. Either by mods or the devolopers

  • @TheGunteraz
    @TheGunteraz 2 місяці тому

    You never got Istria. L unification.

  • @diogomm710
    @diogomm710 Місяць тому

    When Prussia invaded Austria, and you thought it was to help you, I wondered if You were new to paradox games. The AI won't help you lol
    "Conquer Austria" hahaha
    It'd be a pity to Italy if it was to shield their germanic brothers inside their borders

    • @TobyYellsAtThings
      @TobyYellsAtThings  Місяць тому

      Prussia singlehandedly ensured the eternal devastation of the Austrian lands, cementing themselves as the German leader.

  • @Rallego
    @Rallego 2 місяці тому

    this video shows a lot wrong with victoria 3

  • @walterusalbus
    @walterusalbus 2 місяці тому +1

    Do command economy communist Brazil or Venezuela please

  • @juicebox6581
    @juicebox6581 2 місяці тому

    Ur generals will bring in more men if u promote them

  • @Ladiesman-iw9gc
    @Ladiesman-iw9gc 2 місяці тому

    lol i did exactly this a couple days ago minus the annoying austria

  • @TheDigimarauder
    @TheDigimarauder 2 місяці тому

    oh BOI! :-D this was sooooo painful to watch. Just how incopetent one must be to play like this? War reparations = YOU MUST TAKE CAPITAL. War reps from vasals/pupets? YOU MUST TAKE THEIR capital as well!! Are you going on ofensive? Then maybe RECRUIT SOME ARTILERY!! 😂 I hope this video was just one bad joke... :-)

    • @shadowlord1418
      @shadowlord1418 Місяць тому

      Bro chill you havent always had to take the cap. It used to be any state

  • @backstabber3537
    @backstabber3537 2 місяці тому +1

    Vic3 combat is utter shit fire the designer pdx

  • @qhu3878
    @qhu3878 2 місяці тому

    sup

  • @seancaviness7749
    @seancaviness7749 2 місяці тому +2

    Nobody cares but 4th

  • @Ilya18
    @Ilya18 2 місяці тому

    This was the biggest shitshow I've ever seen, and you didn't even accomplish your goal since you forgot half of Ethiopia.

  • @DigitalZiggurat
    @DigitalZiggurat 2 місяці тому

    Not first

  • @zig8085
    @zig8085 2 місяці тому

    last

  • @punksoab
    @punksoab Місяць тому

    France and Italy fighting over who makes the best fine art is the most realistic part of this video thus far
    Edit:
    Nope... hating your generals as Italy is the most realistic....