HAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣🤣. I could totally picture that last couple having friends over, and someone asks "What's that thing?" Then the two of them explaining how they got THE STUPIDEST GIFT EVER GIVEN!!!!
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Jimmy gets at best 3 million views on average. Tucker gets over 15 million on average. Jimmy is trying to capitalize on Tucker's success and popularity.
@@jeremiahsjohnson2641 Ooh I'm sorry, i thought i was commenting in a comedy show. But what can a poor central European with little command of English know? You must forgive me, please, kind sir, please!
LOL. I have a woman friend who is of Irish descent and a Catholic. She can correctly pronounce all the Hebrew terms. So, she is more Jewish than that dude.
It might be because Maria announced his title as 'the leader of House Minority'. Considering how shamelessly Kevin McCarthy has pursued the title of 'speaker of the House', I think he puts his self-worth in his title(s). But it's fun to think there was more to it😂🤣😂🤣😂
Speaking of the seditious old tub of lard, here's the original recipe for a Trump-Sandwich: Two thick slices of soft white bread. Two thick slices of cheap baloney. Two gallons of Russian dressing. One tiny little spongy toadstool 🍄
What if there was a guy who used cocaine? What if that guys name was Tucker? What if Tucker felt invincible at his work place? What if he openly talked about his addition at work, because of this, even those his work place was known for having camera and audio recordings? These are the kind of questions we should be asking.
“I do not like that Ted Cruz man. I do not like him shouting Klan. I do not like him in a room. I do not like him in Cancun. I do not like him playing ball. I do not like his face at all. I wish he’d lose his cushy job. That man Ted Cruz is a f-ing knob.” John Oliver
At least Melania got her birthday wish... he spent the day in court (being told to stop intimidating witnesses, or he could face even more criminal charges).
@@wearethedivineoneearth Yes well, we're not even allowed to discuss how that eventuality came about. Welcome to your New, Better America where everyone will be happy! Boys will be girls, girls will be boys, science and math will be banned, the bad bits of history erased and rewritten, ...
Since Jimmy mentioned that it today is Melania Trump's birthday, let it be known that today is also Carol Burnett's birthday and she is turning 90 today. Carol should make a joke about them sharing the same birthday.
It's wonderful to see that the "court Jesters," Colbert, kimmel, et al, are doing their job (serving us and the entire kingdom): They notice for all that the "King IS, indeed, naked . . . highlighting the monsters among us. Bravo! Huzzah! Congratulations!!!!
Well they definitely masturbate but I doubt there's the free time or the privacy for full-on boinking. Having said that, it 100% will be something that doctors, biologists, (long-term) mission planners will have considered studying properly.
One of these days the “Siblings or Couple” game is going to end in disaster when the subjects are asked which they are and they simply respond “yes.” 😬
We ought to put as much energy and $$$$ into fixing this planet we fkd up before we look for someplace else; or do the trillionaires know 🌅 sumin we don't....
Absolutely! Could it be the Desolation Emptiness and Lifelessness! Of All the other planets in our solar system. Was fkd up by Humanoids that migrated to the last life sustaining,Blue Green🌎 planet Earth! We all must fight these life destroyer! Earth is the only true Home we All have! Providing all of our life sustaining needs, Oxygen,Water(abundance) Cultivating Crops,Food Yielding Oceans etc.etc. Yes we need to Unite &Fight! With all our resources monies and might. Repair, Restore and Rebuild all we have destroyed. Their is No Place Else to Go! For All those destroyer that have a need & greed to explore Go!☮️
Jimmy was funny when he was on Win Ben Stein's money. Since then this guy could even make a person high on laughing gas. Past his prime. Jimmy should throw in the towel.
None of those rich politicians will go to jail at all or pay any consequences for anything they do. The poor pay and the rich get away come together people and things will change because all politicians are the same.
The “I’m just asking questions” take was perfect.
Why are so many of our lawmakers still walking around when they should be in prison?
Why do we have so many lawmakers who should be in prison? 😆😭🥃
Because they're white?
Complexion For The Protection!!!!!
Not just walking around ...Still in OFFICE !?
a traitor ex president is so im assuming they all can.
Donnie doesn't really 'debate', he just hurls insults at everyone else!
Hey! Don’t you dare speak on the orange Mussolini. My dictator ♥️
@@dalkurd1 I second that!
...and talk over everyone else, so they can't get a word in edgewise. 😄👍💙🇺🇸🕊
They should call him "Don Whine" ..as in Don Juan, but the Donny ins a big baby.
He doesn’t debate. Just bate.
Jimmy Kimmel, you are a national treasure. Your intros have helped me get through these insane times
The people walking by in the background on "Couple or Siblings" are sometimes just as hilarious.
Kevin and Maria definitely did it.
Oh my Gosh! Yes, right!
🤢🤢
That might make his sidekick jealous, Marjorie Tator Green!
That Tucker Carlson bit using his show’s format did not get enough love.
I feel like it wasn’t quite obvious enough
Not to people who avoided watching his show.
What makes you say that?
@@kingayy9267 probably the mild response from the audience, I'd think. Unless they mean the comment section
Yup, i literally commented the exact same thing lmao
The “I’m just asking questions” take was perfect lmao
that's going to show up on a news show "late night round up"
Great comedy for 6th graders XDDXDXDXDX HAHAHAHAHA LOL
Tucker Carlson is great commentary for third graders
Couple or sibling. Great segment
HAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣🤣. I could totally picture that last couple having friends over, and someone asks "What's that thing?" Then the two of them explaining how they got THE STUPIDEST GIFT EVER GIVEN!!!!
Someone forgot to turn off their mic for their bathroom break. Lol😂
Reminded me of Police Squad, Naked Gun, Frank Drebin's lengthy pee. OMG that was hilarious.
@@videosrus8631 My thoughts exactly. All we need is the humming and the "Whoops!" at the end. 😁
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The way Jimmy was asking questions in Tucker 's tone😂🤣😂
Yes.. this is Karma 😁
Perfect parody of Tucker, great writers jimmy!?!
... but not with Tucker's face 😮
... made him sound intelligent for a while.
Jimmy gets at best 3 million views on average. Tucker gets over 15 million on average. Jimmy is trying to capitalize on Tucker's success and popularity.
Jimmy quoting Tucker Carlson: "Why won't we ask questions about things like that?"
Why would you upset Cancun with such threats?!
He can't skip the debates. He can't keep his trap shut under any circumstances.
Lol. Rent freee
If I was a defendant sued by tucker Carlson, after each charge and question directed to me I would play his laughter from a recording
Of course. That's certainly allowed under federal and state rules of procedure. I want fries with my burger miss.
His little girl laugh
@@jeremiahsjohnson2641 Ooh I'm sorry, i thought i was commenting in a comedy show. But what can a poor central European with little command of English know? You must forgive me, please, kind sir, please!
@@jeremiahsjohnson2641 Lol. Sir, u did not even assume community college on the way to dominating the mic.
Yawn
8:33 "if this doesn't convince you he's Jewish, nothing will."
Well, that is technically correct
I'm more Jewish than Santos and I'm a gentile who took her Jewish husband's last name.
LOL. I have a woman friend who is of Irish descent and a Catholic. She can correctly pronounce all the Hebrew terms. So, she is more Jewish than that dude.
Why is everyone in the US so obsessed if someone is Jewish or not?!? There is NOTHING WRONG being a Jewish person
that flirty smile on mc carthy's face really made my day!🤣🤣🤣
He usually has all the expression of a walnut shell. It was hilarious. I came back here just to watch it again - lol.
It might be because Maria announced his title as 'the leader of House Minority'. Considering how shamelessly Kevin McCarthy has pursued the title of 'speaker of the House', I think he puts his self-worth in his title(s). But it's fun to think there was more to it😂🤣😂🤣😂
The smile was very weird and eerie
@@sinchula1 almost reptilian, right?
Well if I ever have to say anything positive about Kevin Mccarthy, he sure has a good dentist 😂
Guillermo is a treasure.
yes like all good elite dems. I too keep a pet exican.
President Reject Trump trundled into a bar..........
........and lowered it.
Speaking of the seditious old tub of lard, here's the original recipe for a Trump-Sandwich:
Two thick slices of soft white bread.
Two thick slices of cheap baloney.
Two gallons of Russian dressing.
One tiny little spongy toadstool 🍄
@@gantz4u yes from overseas here. Yeah how Guillermo is asked about things without any chance to research his reply us manipulative amd rude.
Jimmy needed to giggle like Tucker does after Jimmy said.,”Why shouldn’t we ask questions like that”. 😂
Yes,and make tuckers confused look
@Raph A yeah he was reporting NONSENSE.
@Raph A nonsensical questions literally designed to just make people mad without including reality. You're not smart.
@@rickton2517 You look at Jimmy Kimmel as valid commentary, when he is supposed to be a comedian. You’re not smart.
Jimmy was on Epstien’s plane that’s what you board to have sex with minors…
Melania told Trump .."nothing can make me happier than a diamond ring" ..so Trump gave her nothing.
🗑
Not really a kinda joke from China. Thanks. Democrats send you kisses.
No, "she got everything" in her prenup" as the other great manipulator quoted
~Zsa Zsa Gabor
That stamp has twice the personality of the actual Melania!
@@jeremiahsjohnson2641 He tongued your mama!
Love you, Jimmy, Guillermo, and crew!!! 💙 💙 💙
Wait...one couple gets a tandem bike and another gets a tandem mitten?
What if there was a guy who used cocaine? What if that guys name was Tucker? What if Tucker felt invincible at his work place? What if he openly talked about his addition at work, because of this, even those his work place was known for having camera and audio recordings? These are the kind of questions we should be asking.
A text later that evening:
Tucker just makes me sick, this lie about him is just ridiculous
Insane cackling ensues.
(Tucker laughs in jackass)
What if you just flushed the toilet so your mom wouldn't have to do it.
I read that like Seth mimicking Tucker. It was funny in my head
Putting it on record, I love it that you guys are including that awesome intro as of late 😊
They're videos have been epic productions from start to finish
Kimmel is awesome!!!
Jimmy : will you ever go to space Guillermo?
Guillermo: do they have tequila there?
The just asking questions bit about Tucker is genius! 😂
It’s like a slow motion implosion of the MAGAverse.
TRANS TODDLERS RIGHTS 2024. BIDEN 2024
🙄🙄
Lol; impossible to out-stupid traitor Trump or his Qanon cult!
Correction: it has BEEN a slow motion implosion for some years now, but at this point it's accelerating exponentially.
@@audreymuzingo933 GOP means Getting Ourselves Prosecuted!
Hahahahahahahhahha. The Kevin McCarthy one is brilliant. Omg. I am 😂😂😂😂
When Jimmy says "Hello there sexy!" 😂
Maria is the next to go at Fox
Hope so.
Amen to that
Comrade Carlson got fired. I love the sound of that.
"Which caused me a lot of stress" my sweet arse. Fox only employed her as a producer because she met their inhouse despicability standards.
"Couples or siblings? It can be both!"
- A large swathe of the South.
It's actually based on your family's Facebook postings.
My feelings about Ted Cruz have been best expressed by John Oliver.
“I do not like that Ted Cruz man. I do not like him shouting Klan. I do not like him in a room. I do not like him in Cancun. I do not like him playing ball. I do not like his face at all. I wish he’d lose his cushy job. That man Ted Cruz is a f-ing knob.” John Oliver
I sued ot try and explain why with him and then u remember rthe word jackass.
@Kat Brown
Are you all right?
@@kingayy9267we may have witnessed as stroke via UA-cam comment
ok soy boy
Would you go to space Guillermo? -There's no tequila in space Jimmy
There would be if you take some up with you!
Sure there is but the luggage cost is astronomical
'dressing like a gangster from the future' got me!!
Absolutely brilliant show Jimmy.! 👍👍👍🌟🌟🌟🌟👌
Best I've seen anywhere!
you havent seen much,,
Kimmell is trashtalk negativity
This was horrible, Kimmel has no clue that he was and should still be an American.. get rid of him
If they have dirt on Tucker, WTF do they have on The others?
In that nest of vipers??
NOTE TO MELANIA:
Don't do the crime if you can't do the time.
Sincerely,
Robert Blake.
You literally described every politician.
The Bidens are the most corrupt family in Washington.
Didn't he _not_ go to prison, though?
@@kingayy9267 Whatever happens. If Trump (I support over Biden) is in office it will be crazy. That is if we aren't going to war before that.
"I am just asking questions" keep it up, Jimmy You Are The Best!?!..
Being an artist I got them all right. It's easy to tease out family resemblances.
Same here
Lol.... Cucker Tarlson commentary was gold 😂
Hilarious Jimmy ❤😂
At least Melania got her birthday wish... he spent the day in court (being told to stop intimidating witnesses, or he could face even more criminal charges).
It's hard to win any debate when you can't form a coherent sentence, let alone staying on topic
Trump 2024
@@tonyfuri9693 Satan works on earth through Trump.
@@tonyfuri9693 Trump 20-24 years of hard labor in the slammer 😁
I don't want to think about the high pitched whining coming from you in any debate. But mommy said you're so smart!
@@wearethedivineoneearth Yes well, we're not even allowed to discuss how that eventuality came about. Welcome to your New, Better America where everyone will be happy! Boys will be girls, girls will be boys, science and math will be banned, the bad bits of history erased and rewritten, ...
Please do Tuck Tuck and Peggy Hill go to Mars together cartoon. It will only require one rocket chair.
Colbert is kicking himself for being on hiatus.
Trump doesn't debate... he just stalks his opponent around the stage..
Al Gore. 2000 debates. You marxists don't know history. But you sure know grooming.
And argues with the moderator more than his opponent.
Stalks? More like wandering around aimlessly like a Roomba learning the room.
I thought he just jumped up and down, throwing feces like a chimpanzee in a zoo
@@JohnSmith-qn3ob best description ever!
The stamp collection 😂
Since Jimmy mentioned that it today is Melania Trump's birthday, let it be known that today is also Carol Burnett's birthday and she is turning 90 today. Carol should make a joke about them sharing the same birthday.
Comedic genius
As soon as Jimmy mentioned it, TFG's probably shuffling down to the Mar a lago gift shop. Oops
Greetings from Slovenia 😀😀😀
It's wonderful to see that the "court Jesters," Colbert, kimmel, et al, are doing their job (serving us and the entire kingdom): They notice for all that the "King IS, indeed, naked . . . highlighting the monsters among us. Bravo! Huzzah! Congratulations!!!!
Today is also Carol Burnett's 90 th
Birthday 💐
Wow, thanks.
The two guys , were too cute when one with the mustache showed Jimmy that it does not tickle and kissed his boyfriend . Adorable.
Took a break from kid porn to watch the "show"?
Stamp Set a great bit. Tiffany exists was priceless.
I'm here for the tea on Tucker Carlson 😂😂😂
The Tucker Dossier 🍿🍿
That opening skit 😆
Not a skit.
U are the best jimmy
Love this stuff
Siblings or couples is so much fun to watch!
Don in prison is probably Melania's birthday wish.
Why wouldn't we ask questions... Imitating his news style, good one Jimmy😂😂
You wont believe how many times ive posed this question "do yall think astronauts get busy in space?" Personally im waiting for that space hotel
To which I feel sorry for the housekeepers! 😩🤮
Let's get positively moonraker with it
"Space... is REALLY high." - Axe Cop
Well they definitely masturbate but I doubt there's the free time or the privacy for full-on boinking.
Having said that, it 100% will be something that doctors, biologists, (long-term) mission planners will have considered studying properly.
anywhere humans have been, people have gotten busy there
@@clqudy4750 Everything floats in zero-G. And I mean, EVERYTHING.
I like Guillermo's rapid fire responses when Jimmy questions him. He's humble even when he uses profanity 😅
Jimmy is the king of monologues 😂😂
Love the kiss!! We need more of that in our country and our world!!!
Your right! Give me a kiss on my Jimmy!
Someone spilled the beans that Tucker wears a prophylactic shaped like himself, on even days; and one like Mr Potato head on odd days.
Quite the little fantasy you have... Says a lot about Read.
@@KaiserBlade Yeah, i had a thing for the Green M&M’s and Tucker went and spoiled it.
@@ReadMachiavelli-gi3wk 🤣👏🤘
Love him , so much better than the other jimmy
To be fair the other Jimmy is too nice. That keeps him from having the quicker sardonic delivery of Kimmel.
@@jillgosk8806 the other jimmy is to creepy for me
@@TheParky13 I hear ya. I have a feeling he gets the lowest audience score. But must have enough that they keep doing it year after year.
@@jillgosk8806 he reminds me of Ellen de generes ( spelling ? ) she creeps me out so much
@@TheParky13 Lol. Never liked her either!
Thank you! Any night with Jimmy Kimmel and Guillermo is a good night! "Space sex" gives a whole new meaning to the "Mile High Club". LOL!
One of these days the “Siblings or Couple” game is going to end in disaster when the subjects are asked which they are and they simply respond “yes.” 😬
😂 I'm sure Jimmy would manage to take it in his stride!
If they get people from Arkansas, Tennessee, Kentucky, or say Alabama or Mississippi, that is a possibility. LOL
Underrated comment
Alabama
@@eemmjay8728 BAMA!
Mr. Lou Wilson looking dapper as ever!
We ought to put as much energy and $$$$ into fixing this planet we fkd up before we look for someplace else; or do the trillionaires know 🌅 sumin we don't....
Billionaires don't live in a world of consequences.
Absolutely! Could it be the Desolation Emptiness and Lifelessness! Of All the other planets in our solar system. Was fkd up by Humanoids that migrated to the last life sustaining,Blue Green🌎 planet Earth! We all must fight these life destroyer! Earth is the only true Home we All have! Providing all of our life sustaining needs, Oxygen,Water(abundance) Cultivating Crops,Food Yielding Oceans etc.etc. Yes we need to Unite &Fight! With all our resources monies and might. Repair, Restore and Rebuild all we have destroyed. Their is No Place Else to Go! For All those destroyer that have a need & greed to explore Go!☮️
They know how to become billionaires
Guillermo is great 🤣
*silently praying:* "Screw up, TuckTuck...we want to hear the dirty dirt. Screw up, screw up, piss them off please!"
Yeah
You British?
@@mikeanderson7549...No...why?
@@TheJudiBambiPurrsParadox just saying
@@mikeanderson7549 ????? There has to be a reason you asked, so what is that reason?
Yeah right. We have some real dirt about you Jimmy boy
Now all we need is for someone to throw YOU out Jim, then we can all celebrate.
Ryan couldn't help but laugh when he heard that pouring. At least I hope someone was pouring something and not going pee with a mic on.
...Going pee with the mike on? Are you Russian AI?
Sounded like someone was peeing with the mic on to me!
Imagine Ryan's reaction if someone had diarrhea
Jimmy with the sneak questions for the couples/siblings!
These 15 sec adds are starting to become annoying
Every episode of his show is really funny jimmy I totally agree
Jimmy was funny when he was on Win Ben Stein's money. Since then this guy could even make a person high on laughing gas. Past his prime. Jimmy should throw in the towel.
That new intro is dynamite..💙💙💙💙 love it!!
Perfect segue into Melania Trump’s birthday!!!😂
Lol; she and Barron have requested the witness protection program…
@@seanbrown9048 good point. the poor kid Barron.
@@LahainaStrong444 Lol!
Still got TDS when the current president is the worst ever…
The first rule of Coup Club, is, don't talk about what your part in the Attempted Coup was.
Siblings/Couple is cute. Love Spongebob in the background~ lol
They seemed cool actually. I think they may have been high. Just guessing. The dark shades on TV hint hint.
I love Lou Wilson. ❤
Tucker said "I couldn't help it.Trump made me do it!"😁😂😀😅😀😂😁
😂
Yep -- like an updated version of Flip Wilson's "Geraldine": the devil🤘😈 made me do it!"
JIMMMY YOU ARE THE BEST KEEP IT UP!!!!! GREAT
I'm so happy everytime I listen to Lou Wilson's voice
Uh, FOX? We already know he bangs M&M's a bag at a time.
Tiffany Trump needs to write a book called Daddy Issues. NYT best seller
Good Title
Getting more than a little tired of hearing what one person thinks others need.
What, like Biden's daughter did?
@@frankyyaggabot6222 similar, but about facts that prove her daddy is a criminal.
@@JohnDough-yr2zt are ya?
I guessed the first pair were siblings because they had the same cheekbones.
Me too!
The two guys had similar smiles but different accents so I guessed they were a couple
I guess every family needs a hobby. Yours is, guess which cousin's kids look the same!
Yep, and smiles
None of those rich politicians will go to jail at all or pay any consequences for anything they do. The poor pay and the rich get away come together people and things will change because all politicians are the same.
Kevin McCarthy is straight?? 😮😮😮 😂😂😂😂
That pan video at the start should come with a trigger warning… Almost had a heart attack, lol.
The Big question is, who're going to play Maria and Kevin in the next Netflix series ?
Probably not your mom and dad. Your dad died in prison.
A hand-holding mitten?! Genius! My wife has a new mission!
Little Tuck-Tuck go away. Don't come back on any day!