Fox News Has Dirt on Tucker, Trump Hints at Skipping Debates & Ted Cruz's Plan to Overturn Election
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- Опубліковано 20 тра 2024
- A team of scientists is making the case that as space tourism continues to grow people will naturally start having sex in space, Melania Trump turned 53 and there is a limited time opportunity to celebrate with your own families, Trump is already hinting that he might skip the debates in the primary because he doesn’t want to subject himself to MAGA-hating anchors, Fox News has reportedly been keeping a file of dirt on Tucker Carlson in the event that he goes after the network, a former producer on his show says that Tucker ran a hostile workplace and frequent asked personal questions about on-air hosts like Maria Bartiromo, there is a tape where Ted Cruz specifically detailed his plan to overturn the 2020 election, George Santos has been trying to claim he’s Jewish for quite some time now, tonight’s clip for Excellence in Reporting goes to the team at Detroit’s Fox 2 News, and we meet some folks on Hollywood Boulevard for a round of “Couple or Siblings?”
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The “I’m just asking questions” take was perfect.
reported for being liberal and spreading false information a la your previous comments, gotta do what i gotta do ;)
Someone forgot to turn off their mic for their bathroom break. Lol😂
Reminded me of Police Squad, Naked Gun, Frank Drebin's lengthy pee. OMG that was hilarious.
@@videosrus8631 My thoughts exactly. All we need is the humming and the "Whoops!" at the end. 😁
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GIGO UA-cam has become the primary vector of civilization's destruction.
Congrats to the advertisers!
Why are so many of our lawmakers still walking around when they should be in prison?
Why do we have so many lawmakers who should be in prison? 😆😭🥃
Because they're white?
Complexion For The Protection!!!!!
Not just walking around ...Still in OFFICE !?
a traitor ex president is so im assuming they all can.
The people walking by in the background on "Couple or Siblings" are sometimes just as hilarious.
The “I’m just asking questions” take was perfect lmao
that's going to show up on a news show "late night round up"
Great comedy for 6th graders XDDXDXDXDX HAHAHAHAHA LOL
Tucker Carlson is great commentary for third graders
Hahahahahahahhahha. The Kevin McCarthy one is brilliant. Omg. I am 😂😂😂😂
When Jimmy says "Hello there sexy!" 😂
Couple or sibling. Great segment
HAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣🤣. I could totally picture that last couple having friends over, and someone asks "What's that thing?" Then the two of them explaining how they got THE STUPIDEST GIFT EVER GIVEN!!!!
that flirty smile on mc carthy's face really made my day!🤣🤣🤣
He usually has all the expression of a walnut shell. It was hilarious. I came back here just to watch it again - lol.
It might be because Maria announced his title as 'the leader of House Minority'. Considering how shamelessly Kevin McCarthy has pursued the title of 'speaker of the House', I think he puts his self-worth in his title(s). But it's fun to think there was more to it😂🤣😂🤣😂
The smile was very weird and eerie
@@sinchula1 almost reptilian, right?
Well if I ever have to say anything positive about Kevin Mccarthy, he sure has a good dentist 😂
The way Jimmy was asking questions in Tucker 's tone😂🤣😂
Yes.. this is Karma 😁
Perfect parody of Tucker, great writers jimmy!?!
... but not with Tucker's face 😮
... made him sound intelligent for a while.
Jimmy gets at best 3 million views on average. Tucker gets over 15 million on average. Jimmy is trying to capitalize on Tucker's success and popularity.
Jimmy : will you ever go to space Guillermo?
Guillermo: do they have tequila there?
Today is also Carol Burnett's 90 th
Birthday 💐
Wow, thanks.
The stamp collection 😂
Jimmy Kimmel, you are a national treasure. Your intros have helped me get through these insane times
Absolutely brilliant show Jimmy.! 👍👍👍🌟🌟🌟🌟👌
Best I've seen anywhere!
you havent seen much,,
Kimmell is trashtalk negativity
This was horrible, Kimmel has no clue that he was and should still be an American.. get rid of him
Kevin and Maria definitely did it.
Oh my Gosh! Yes, right!
🤢🤢
That might make his sidekick jealous, Marjorie Tator Green!
Love you, Jimmy, Guillermo, and crew!!! 💙 💙 💙
Lol.... Cucker Tarlson commentary was gold 😂
Jimmy needed to giggle like Tucker does after Jimmy said.,”Why shouldn’t we ask questions like that”. 😂
Yes,and make tuckers confused look
@Raph A yeah he was reporting NONSENSE.
@Raph A nonsensical questions literally designed to just make people mad without including reality. You're not smart.
@@rickton2517 You look at Jimmy Kimmel as valid commentary, when he is supposed to be a comedian. You’re not smart.
Jimmy was on Epstien’s plane that’s what you board to have sex with minors…
Putting it on record, I love it that you guys are including that awesome intro as of late 😊
They're videos have been epic productions from start to finish
That Tucker Carlson bit using his show’s format did not get enough love.
I feel like it wasn’t quite obvious enough
Not to people who avoided watching his show.
What makes you say that?
@@kingayy9267 probably the mild response from the audience, I'd think. Unless they mean the comment section
Yup, i literally commented the exact same thing lmao
Thank you! Any night with Jimmy Kimmel and Guillermo is a good night! "Space sex" gives a whole new meaning to the "Mile High Club". LOL!
Comrade Carlson got fired. I love the sound of that.
That stamp has twice the personality of the actual Melania!
@@jeremiahsjohnson2641 He tongued your mama!
Jeremiah's Johnson .20....uuuu - fake account troll is spilling his fantasies about granny Hillary 😜
"I am just asking questions" keep it up, Jimmy You Are The Best!?!..
The just asking questions bit about Tucker is genius! 😂
Guillermo is a treasure.
yes like all good elite dems. I too keep a pet exican.
President Reject Trump trundled into a bar..........
........and lowered it.
Speaking of the seditious old tub of lard, here's the original recipe for a Trump-Sandwich:
Two thick slices of soft white bread.
Two thick slices of cheap baloney.
Two gallons of Russian dressing.
One tiny little spongy toadstool 🍄
@@gantz4u yes from overseas here. Yeah how Guillermo is asked about things without any chance to research his reply us manipulative amd rude.
Would you go to space Guillermo? -There's no tequila in space Jimmy
There would be if you take some up with you!
Sure there is but the luggage cost is astronomical
Jimmy quoting Tucker Carlson: "Why won't we ask questions about things like that?"
Great Jimmy. 🤣🤣🤣
He can't skip the debates. He can't keep his trap shut under any circumstances.
Lol. Rent freee
'dressing like a gangster from the future' got me!!
8:33 "if this doesn't convince you he's Jewish, nothing will."
Well, that is technically correct
I'm more Jewish than Santos and I'm a gentile who took her Jewish husband's last name.
LOL. I have a woman friend who is of Irish descent and a Catholic. She can correctly pronounce all the Hebrew terms. So, she is more Jewish than that dude.
Why is everyone in the US so obsessed if someone is Jewish or not?!? There is NOTHING WRONG being a Jewish person
Being an artist I got them all right. It's easy to tease out family resemblances.
Same here
Guillermo is great 🤣
I like Guillermo's rapid fire responses when Jimmy questions him. He's humble even when he uses profanity 😅
The segment of the Melania stamps was probably the funniest skit I have seen in a while. Your team killed it.
Can't wait for the Melania NFTs
@@DavidWilsonsays "Dammit, I got the one with Melania drowning because an orange hand is holding her head down. I was looking for the one showing her stare blankly into the void, hoping her escape copter would come."
@@DavidWilsonsays lmao
Donnie doesn't really 'debate', he just hurls insults at everyone else!
Hey! Don’t you dare speak on the orange Mussolini. My dictator ♥️
@@dalkurd1 I second that!
...and talk over everyone else, so they can't get a word in edgewise. 😄👍💙🇺🇸🕊
They should call him "Don Whine" ..as in Don Juan, but the Donny ins a big baby.
And lurk in the background while the other candidate is speaking.
Why would you upset Cancun with such threats?!
"Which caused me a lot of stress" my sweet arse. Fox only employed her as a producer because she met their inhouse despicability standards.
If I was a defendant sued by tucker Carlson, after each charge and question directed to me I would play his laughter from a recording
Of course. That's certainly allowed under federal and state rules of procedure. I want fries with my burger miss.
His little girl laugh
@@jeremiahsjohnson2641 Ooh I'm sorry, i thought i was commenting in a comedy show. But what can a poor central European with little command of English know? You must forgive me, please, kind sir, please!
@@jeremiahsjohnson2641 Lol. Sir, u did not even assume community college on the way to dominating the mic.
Yawn
Hilarious Jimmy ❤😂
Please do Tuck Tuck and Peggy Hill go to Mars together cartoon. It will only require one rocket chair.
*silently praying:* "Screw up, TuckTuck...we want to hear the dirty dirt. Screw up, screw up, piss them off please!"
Yeah
You British?
@@mikeanderson7549...No...why?
@@TheJudiBambiPurrsParadox just saying
@@mikeanderson7549 ????? There has to be a reason you asked, so what is that reason?
Maria is the next to go at Fox
Hope so.
Amen to that
Stamp Set a great bit. Tiffany exists was priceless.
i'm such a dork, i'm sitting here clapping along with the audience lol
The Fox 2 Detroit anchors reminded me of SNL Jost and Che😂
That opening skit 😆
Not a skit.
I'm here for the tea on Tucker Carlson 😂😂😂
One of these days the “Siblings or Couple” game is going to end in disaster when the subjects are asked which they are and they simply respond “yes.” 😬
😂 I'm sure Jimmy would manage to take it in his stride!
If they get people from Arkansas, Tennessee, Kentucky, or say Alabama or Mississippi, that is a possibility. LOL
Underrated comment
Alabama
@@eemmjay8728 BAMA!
Melania told Trump .."nothing can make me happier than a diamond ring" ..so Trump gave her nothing.
🗑
Not really a kinda joke from China. Thanks. Democrats send you kisses.
No, "she got everything" in her prenup" as the other great manipulator quoted
~Zsa Zsa Gabor
Kimmel is awesome!!!
A hand-holding mitten?! Genius! My wife has a new mission!
Lol I would’ve wanted to see that last couple try on the mitten thing
"Couples or siblings? It can be both!"
- A large swathe of the South.
It's actually based on your family's Facebook postings.
Someone spilled the beans that Tucker wears a prophylactic shaped like himself, on even days; and one like Mr Potato head on odd days.
Quite the little fantasy you have... Says a lot about Read.
@@KaiserBlade Yeah, i had a thing for the Green M&M’s and Tucker went and spoiled it.
@@ReadMachiavelli-gi3wk 🤣👏🤘
Now that was a great joke Jimmy! "tRumpump running onto stage...." I burst out laughing visualizing tRump trying to run😂 I'm sure he'd fall over🎉😂
Siblings or couples is so much fun to watch!
U are the best jimmy
It isn't Kevin having an affair with Maria Bartiromo. It's Kevin having an affair with Tucker.
Ménage à trois, more likely…
Lol; Hannity makes it a thrupple
I'm trying to be objective here, but I say Kevin McCarthy is rather cute. Help🤦🏼♀️
@@tiararoxeanne1318 Objectively he's as cute as Alex Jones.
@@tiararoxeanne1318 girls love fascists
Siblings/Couple is cute. Love Spongebob in the background~ lol
They seemed cool actually. I think they may have been high. Just guessing. The dark shades on TV hint hint.
That new intro is dynamite..💙💙💙💙 love it!!
Loving the “previous on Jimmy Kimmel Live” openings!!
What if there was a guy who used cocaine? What if that guys name was Tucker? What if Tucker felt invincible at his work place? What if he openly talked about his addition at work, because of this, even those his work place was known for having camera and audio recordings? These are the kind of questions we should be asking.
A text later that evening:
Tucker just makes me sick, this lie about him is just ridiculous
Insane cackling ensues.
(Tucker laughs in jackass)
What if you just flushed the toilet so your mom wouldn't have to do it.
I read that like Seth mimicking Tucker. It was funny in my head
I look forward to see Jimmy and Guillermo. 😂
You need to do siblings or couple more often!😂
My feelings about Ted Cruz have been best expressed by John Oliver.
“I do not like that Ted Cruz man. I do not like him shouting Klan. I do not like him in a room. I do not like him in Cancun. I do not like him playing ball. I do not like his face at all. I wish he’d lose his cushy job. That man Ted Cruz is a f-ing knob.” John Oliver
I sued ot try and explain why with him and then u remember rthe word jackass.
@Kat Brown
Are you all right?
@@kingayy9267we may have witnessed as stroke via UA-cam comment
ok soy boy
JIMMMY YOU ARE THE BEST KEEP IT UP!!!!! GREAT
The two guys , were too cute when one with the mustache showed Jimmy that it does not tickle and kissed his boyfriend . Adorable.
Took a break from kid porn to watch the "show"?
Ryan couldn't help but laugh when he heard that pouring. At least I hope someone was pouring something and not going pee with a mic on.
...Going pee with the mike on? Are you Russian AI?
Sounded like someone was peeing with the mic on to me!
Imagine Ryan's reaction if someone had diarrhea
I'm so happy everytime I listen to Lou Wilson's voice
Jimmy is the king of monologues 😂😂
Why wouldn't we ask questions... Imitating his news style, good one Jimmy😂😂
Jimmy Kimmel just straight up bullying Adolfo for his "little mustache" 😂 I can imagine him going, "my mustache is attractive, right?", tonight
🥸😂
A hand hold mitten send that as a gift to the speaker of the house.
Mr. Lou Wilson looking dapper as ever!
It’s like a slow motion implosion of the MAGAverse.
TRANS TODDLERS RIGHTS 2024. BIDEN 2024
🙄🙄
Lol; impossible to out-stupid traitor Trump or his Qanon cult!
Correction: it has BEEN a slow motion implosion for some years now, but at this point it's accelerating exponentially.
@@audreymuzingo933 GOP means Getting Ourselves Prosecuted!
That slow motion smile😂
Wait...one couple gets a tandem bike and another gets a tandem mitten?
You wont believe how many times ive posed this question "do yall think astronauts get busy in space?" Personally im waiting for that space hotel
To which I feel sorry for the housekeepers! 😩🤮
Let's get positively moonraker with it
"Space... is REALLY high." - Axe Cop
Well they definitely masturbate but I doubt there's the free time or the privacy for full-on boinking.
Having said that, it 100% will be something that doctors, biologists, (long-term) mission planners will have considered studying properly.
anywhere humans have been, people have gotten busy there
@@clqudy4750 Everything floats in zero-G. And I mean, EVERYTHING.
If they have dirt on Tucker, WTF do they have on The others?
In that nest of vipers??
These 15 sec adds are starting to become annoying
I thought that fox news guy was pissing in a cup with the noise of this water leak, look where he keeps his hands at the beginning of the clip 😂
Love the kiss!! We need more of that in our country and our world!!!
Your right! Give me a kiss on my Jimmy!
Every episode of his show is really funny jimmy I totally agree
Jimmy was funny when he was on Win Ben Stein's money. Since then this guy could even make a person high on laughing gas. Past his prime. Jimmy should throw in the towel.
Think about Guillermo going to space 😂. He would be missing tequila 😅
he would have some dehydrated crystallized Cuervo on hand for sure!
Who knew!? laura ingraham is secretly tucker in drags?😂
😀
*Ingraham 😉
@@laduchesse6530 oops ;)
You can see i never watch lol
That police vehicle when they kissed 😂
The Tucker Dossier 🍿🍿
NOTE TO MELANIA:
Don't do the crime if you can't do the time.
Sincerely,
Robert Blake.
You literally described every politician.
The Bidens are the most corrupt family in Washington.
Didn't he _not_ go to prison, though?
@@kingayy9267 Whatever happens. If Trump (I support over Biden) is in office it will be crazy. That is if we aren't going to war before that.
It's wonderful to see that the "court Jesters," Colbert, kimmel, et al, are doing their job (serving us and the entire kingdom): They notice for all that the "King IS, indeed, naked . . . highlighting the monsters among us. Bravo! Huzzah! Congratulations!!!!
Looking forward Guillermo NBA Finals
Jimmy helps to keep me sane in this totally insane world. Thanks for all of the smiles and laughs.
That’s sad
Trump
2024
He’s had sexual relations with underage kids. And it’s on video somewhere.
@@AndrewKarpinski "somewhere" LOL Hilarious.
@@AndrewKarpinski The "somewhere" being imagination land.
Since Jimmy mentioned that it today is Melania Trump's birthday, let it be known that today is also Carol Burnett's birthday and she is turning 90 today. Carol should make a joke about them sharing the same birthday.
Comedic genius
As soon as Jimmy mentioned it, TFG's probably shuffling down to the Mar a lago gift shop. Oops
Jimmy with the sneak questions for the couples/siblings!
So on point ❤❤❤😂
Love him , so much better than the other jimmy
To be fair the other Jimmy is too nice. That keeps him from having the quicker sardonic delivery of Kimmel.
@@jillgosk8806 the other jimmy is to creepy for me
@@TheParky13 I hear ya. I have a feeling he gets the lowest audience score. But must have enough that they keep doing it year after year.
@@jillgosk8806 he reminds me of Ellen de generes ( spelling ? ) she creeps me out so much
@@TheParky13 Lol. Never liked her either!
At least Melania got her birthday wish... he spent the day in court (being told to stop intimidating witnesses, or he could face even more criminal charges).
Wait... The look behind trump's back during the inauguration should be the top meme...😂😂😂😂