And somehow a guy who thinks saying stuff like that is a convincing argument. Is the front runner for the Republican presidential nomination. Speaks volumes about his MAGA base.
I’m only 57 And I walk in the kitchen and forget why I walk in there and have to go back to my room and then go back to the kitchen😂 I know we all do that especially when you go where are my glasses & there on top of your head
Funny how he never got any charges related to insurrection. But the people that stormed the capital did? Yeah, be cause he didn't cause an insurrection.
I'm to lazy, all I did was vote to replace the Con man, How was I supposed to know Trump would send fake electors and a violent mob and that so many republicans don't care that he tried to overthrow our election.
He's correct in the fact that paying somebody hush money isn't a crime. However, it's the way in which he paid that is the crime. Notice how he says nothing about that in his "not a crime" rant.
He just repeats that sh*t for his clapping seals! Normal People know what this case is about. All his seals see is the BS he sprouts outside the court room door. Trump seems to think if he repeats the same lie..IT BECOMES THE TRUTH?? BS is just BS...NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES YOU TELL IT!
Donnie is a veritable fountain of gibberish... trying to defend himself while using the word 'interpose' incorrectly just makes him look even more confused!
Hey Kimmel LIVE ... how about digitizing / blurring all text money - support info in the background of every tRump shot you use. EVERY rally shot of him. stop advertising his brand & how to support him !
I’d complain about those pictures too if I were him, but mostly because being him involves complaining about the consequences of his choices incessantly
I’ll be 75 in May and have always been a fan of late night entertainment. You do the best monologue of any late night host ever. Also, your monologues have kept millions of rational Americans from despair these past years. Thanks .
At age 75 the very best nocturnal entertainment starts to slow down somewhat. Its diurnal sibling doesn't turn up so frequently either. I am a little older than you and can tell you that rarity heightens enjoyment. I am not looking forward to "absence makes the heart grow fonder"...
"Fatty shack," oh my god!!! 🤣🤣🤣 Good one. And the look on that young woman's and her dad's faces when her parents were asked if they "did it last night..." LOL, PRICELESS! 🤣🤣🤣
I had the pleasure to be a live audience member and it was awesome it will be something I will never forget. They accommodated my Wheelchair and I even won a shirt from Guillermo. Thank you everyone at the show. Hopefully I can go again
When trump talks about 'these people say this' and 'every legal scholar says this', why won't one of the journalist there just call him on it and keep pushing?
You know the answer. Those "legal scholars and those who (allegedly) say, "Sir, please ... ." have always only existed in Trump's deteriorating brain. Trump knows it, the people he surrounds himself with know it.
From Canada, Please let the only thing you say about trump be that he should never have been elected, save your damn country and stop covering him. I get that it's comedy but please keep saying that he is not an option and should be in prison.
In our country some of our people, sorry to say, don’t pay attention to politics. Jimmy Kimmel preforming jokes gets information about the horrible things Trump is doing out to otherwise uninformed people. And , it’s funny!
It is very hard to believe what is happening, but, I see it with my own eyes, he can spin itanyway he likes, but WE see it! vote, pray, vote and pray some more. God bless the USA. Peace
No, it’s not This happens every so often when the civilization starts to collapse. Bronze age, collapse, iron age, collapse. Now we are seeing us go through it again.
I love his BS stories. Theya lways have big strong guys with tears in their eyes and they always call The Fatso "sir'. Every time. Fables, all of them are fables.
@@maxstone9148 No no REAL legal scholar he is about as real as youtuber selling people sovcit license plates, and packets of fake court cases to get them out of paying their registration lol
A man walked up to him and said, Sir, thank you for reminding us that the British but then the Revolutionary Army saved the airports and rammed the ramparts when they golfed but not as good as athletes who I support
There should be no police, no courts, no victims, no blame, no justice. Cultured, seasoned political operatives should be allowed to take advantage of the public without being challenged!!!
So do we all, but that is not for us to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the stupid, stupid time that is given to us. And there other forces at work in this world, Ms. Johnson, besides the will of Trump.
Actually it’s one of the most amazing times in our history. A 26,000 year opportunity we’ve not been ready for. The darkness is on display in a way that lets us all say No to dictators and b…ls..t artists.
AOC: "If we work out butts off to make sure that we take back the 3 chambers of Congress. Uh, rather all 3 chambers of Gov't. The presidency, the House and Senate in 2020..." Firstly: We have 3 BRANCHES. Not chambers. Secondly, the House and Senate are Congress. That's ONE branch of Gov't.
Republicans 1933: Well. We got butt hurt over losing the 32 election because how we handled the Depression. What are we going to do? Get crazy over the next 90 years?
According to Oxford Dictionaries Interposing 1. place or insert between one thing and another. - "she interposed herself between the newcomers" 2. intervene between parties. So... yeah - effed that up Donnie !!
When the word he really wanted was *Transpose* 1. Cause (two or more things) to exchange places: "the situation might have been the same if the parties in opposition and government had been transposed." 2. Transfer to a different place or context: "an evacuation order transposed the school from Kent to Shropshire."
Taylor Swift does not need the NFL to boost her popularity. But it sure looks like the NFL benefitted enormously from the boost they got from Taylor Swift!!
@@ray24051 The Chiefs, and most other NFL teams fill their stadiums every week. There are far more football games every year than there are Taylor Swift concerts.
So glad someone else picked up on how Trump doesn't even what interpose even means. Jimmy and his writers are the only late night team that actually makes me laugh out loud. Even Stewart doesn't get the laughs like Kimmel does. 1 in 5 late night hosts makes the viewers laugh. Keep up the great work guys! Good for Guillermo for DONE!
That toddler photo-bombing the proposal at the beginning was such a little miracle! That's a very special video of their new family together, the moment they agreed to make it real.
Golf is one of the only sports where a person can cheat just by writing a false number on their score card. That is why Trump likes it. That is why Trump reportedly races ahead so he can place the ball and pretend he hit it. As for Trump's supposed physical fitness, notice how he drives his cart right up to the ball, even on the greens, so he won't have to waddle too far. They didn't call the Disney duck Donald for nothing.
Some of the young people that are now old enough to remember a time when the world was joyful most of the time. I hope that they want to find out what that feels like with Joy for Kamala.
Right. The fake laughter from those deep state, Biden appointed AI plants in the studio that are also mind-controlled by Elon Musk's Neurolink and Taylor Swift who has super ultra 5G because she created the Covid vaccine.@@markmonahan8215
@@payforever, Oh, Karen/troll bye. You don't watch him, yet your on his UA-cam channel watching him, trolling, & so on. Btw, it's okay, because his millions of fans watch him, & he's had his tv show for almost 21 years. So, bye. 🤣🤣
I don't know if any of you can remember, but there used to be a cartoon called "the presidents brain is Missing" I thought it was a cartoon, not a prophesy!!
instead of a debate I'd like to see a competition to prove who is more mentally and physically fit. Instead of a debate have a bicycle race. Just a mile is all you'd need. And then have them play trivial pursuit or a similar game. That would be more enlightening than another debate.
There's just something kinda funny about a guy with 6 bankruptcies yelling "You gotta pay your bills". 🤣😂
Pay your fees to NATO, which there are no fees/payments to be made to NATO from NATO approved countries.
the guy who supposedly called him sir was not quick enough to say "sir what about your bankruptcies"
I thought it was 7 bankruptcies
Exactly
No kidding!
“Even if he is guilty of something there is no crime.” If this is the advice he is getting, Alina must still be working for him.
And somehow a guy who thinks saying stuff like that is a convincing argument. Is the front runner for the Republican presidential nomination. Speaks volumes about his MAGA base.
She's a gem !
He may be guilty of cheating, but in his mind, that kind of cheating isn't a crime, he paid for it.
@@TheMisterGriswold She and Sidney Powell both!!!
Trump made the payment to Stormey while he was in office and used campaign money for the payment.
Actually, gaslighting to cover up mental gaffs is more indicative of mental decline than going “oops, I had a brain fart.”
💯%!
He's been farting for a long time now
It even has a name. Confabulation
I’m only 57 And I walk in the kitchen and forget why I walk in there and have to go back to my room and then go back to the kitchen😂 I know we all do that especially when you go where are my glasses & there on top of your head
Trump only farts in front of world leaders, in range of press cameras.
Ironically, Trump first remarked on Biden being old four years ago - when Biden was Trump's age NOW.
How bout that. 🤔
Now if only his supporters could see that... or understand the word "irony".
Interesting
I'm pretty sure trump and his followers don't do math.😅
@@JNosewicz7569Or English or history
- Born here
- Over 35 years old
AND for some reason he left out .... NOT ever having been involved in an insurrection
... and having lived in the country for 14 years.
Funny how he never got any charges related to insurrection. But the people that stormed the capital did? Yeah, be cause he didn't cause an insurrection.
He wasn't and brain surgeon he was never charged for that
I'm to lazy, all I did was vote to replace the Con man, How was I supposed to know Trump would send fake electors and a violent mob and that so many republicans don't care that he tried to overthrow our election.
14th Amendment, Section 3, which is apparently above the reading level of 2/3 of the Supreme Court.
He's correct in the fact that paying somebody hush money isn't a crime. However, it's the way in which he paid that is the crime. Notice how he says nothing about that in his "not a crime" rant.
He just repeats that sh*t for his clapping seals! Normal People know what this case is about. All his seals see is the BS he sprouts outside the court room door. Trump seems to think if he repeats the same lie..IT BECOMES THE TRUTH?? BS is just BS...NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES YOU TELL IT!
Supposedly if you say something 3 times if sticks in someone's brain!
If it wasn’t a crime then why did Michael Cohen go to jail for it?
Right. Paid with 'not his' money!
Election interference
"I am not a Crook"...history repeats it'self..
Trump makes Nixon look like a Saint.
@@whatalifewhataprice5261in what way?
Remember, Donnie’s minions are squandering their social security checks and insulin money to pay for Alina’s brilliant legal mind.
The brightest legal mind. The best lawyer in america. I know you read this in trumps voice.
Darwin had a theory about this…
Alina won’t see that money.
and Melia's hair stylist
@@areichental so says the shrinking a hole (trUmp)
Donnie is a veritable fountain of gibberish... trying to defend himself while using the word 'interpose' incorrectly just makes him look even more confused!
We gotta stop giving him word of the day calendars!
@@CourageKarnga - True - he says he already knows all the words ... All the best words !!
Hey Kimmel LIVE ... how about digitizing / blurring all text money - support info in the background of every tRump shot you use. EVERY rally shot of him.
stop advertising his brand & how to support him !
How's withchunt life sad and bad right😂
@@CourageKarngaCovfefe!
I’d complain about those pictures too if I were him, but mostly because being him involves complaining about the consequences of his choices incessantly
With George Jones “choices” playing in the background.
I’ll be 75 in May and have always been a fan of late night entertainment. You do the best monologue of any late night host ever. Also, your monologues have kept millions of rational Americans from despair these past years. Thanks .
Right there with ya
I love Stephen Colberts “Meanwhile” bit too.
Meanwhile………
Good God Jim, you are almost old enough to run for president.
Happy Diamond birthday in advance!
At age 75 the very best nocturnal entertainment starts to slow down somewhat. Its diurnal sibling doesn't turn up so frequently either. I am a little older than you and can tell you that rarity heightens enjoyment. I am not looking forward to "absence makes the heart grow fonder"...
"Fatty shack," oh my god!!! 🤣🤣🤣 Good one.
And the look on that young woman's and her dad's faces when her parents were asked if they "did it last night..." LOL, PRICELESS! 🤣🤣🤣
I hadn't laughed so hard in a long time watching her face suddenly change. The funniest moment in the show!
OMG Jimmy you are knocking it out the park you are soooooo funny!💯
“Even if I’m guilty, there’s no crime” I can’t wrap my head around that statement.
🎯
Well he was sued for defamation by a woman who cannot keep her story straight or produce evidence... past the statue of limitations.
😅
And yet the “legal scholars” can. 🤔😂🤣😂
"It's not a crime if I do it" is what he actually believes. Incredibly, he's always been surrounded by craven tools who go along with it.
Thank you Jimmy Kimmel 🌟
It's unfair to call him chubby without allowing for the bulkiness of his diaper, which makes him look fatter.
Now there is a good marketing scheme. Trump Drys, as they fill you begin to lean forward telling you it’s time for a change.
Correction: his "full" diaper. That alone accounts for at least 30 lbs.!
🤣
You make a very good point, but it all just depends. 😉
They make adult diapers in 5 XL?
If you wanna complain about being chubby, just get skinnier? Cmon Trumpo 🤣
Pretty sure hes on the Ozempic bus. So slimness is on his mind. His face looks different and his neck-wattle is thinner.
A th-th-the.. A th-th-the A-th-thats all folks .... cue merry melodies tune !!
He doesn't have the self control needed.
He could ask George Santos for weight reduction advice.
@@marshwetland3808I think it's the stress of all the witch hunts. He's even extra orange
I had the pleasure to be a live audience member and it was awesome it will be something I will never forget. They accommodated my Wheelchair and I even won a shirt from Guillermo. Thank you everyone at the show. Hopefully I can go again
Trump?
No, I think she meant the Kimmel show, Guillermo works for Jimmy Kimmel Show........@@ThatGuyThanus
I’m very curious how they screen people coming in and keep the MAGATS out ?
@@koa2341They use roach spray on MAGATS ! Lol
When trump talks about 'these people say this' and 'every legal scholar says this', why won't one of the journalist there just call him on it and keep pushing?
Why would they want to stop the gravy train of material?😅
You know the answer. Those "legal scholars and those who (allegedly) say, "Sir, please ... ." have always only existed in Trump's deteriorating brain. Trump knows it, the people he surrounds himself with know it.
@@lynnebucher6537 Bingo.....many so called anchors, are lazy and Trump gives them all they need.
Just ask him to name those legal scholars, will it be curly and mo!
Have Dumpy get on a bike and try to keep up with Biden. It would be interesting to see him try and get on a bike.
Dumpy = G6 BLOTUS (chunky ringleader) ha. . . I like it
he wouldn't even attempt it. The ONLY thing you will ever see him do is golf.
Trump would win cause Biden would go the wrong way to goal line
@@doreenjohnston7672The Mango Mussolini wouldnt be able to get on the bike and move legs and hold hands on the handls at the same time..😂
I would absolutely pay to watch that..
The really fantastic thing is, he actually does have TINY LITTLE HANDS!
Ditto for other body parts...
Mini-me's tiny hands.
He has to grip that golf club real tight.
With the baby doll 'liddle' arms.
And they look even smaller because trump is so BIG! 😅
Jimmy is always on point 😂
I guess he cant play golf in his girdle
He should get some Spanx then.
@@ariadneschild8460I'm sure Trump has worn Spanx for years. He can't wear them when golfing because they wouldn't allow him to swing.
That ruling is going to cost him $500 million.
I have to stay awake Friday night here in Australia! Damn! But I want to see it live!!
I certainly hope so! I am here for that!
Popok was right!
He's already 400 million dollars in debt!
@@suzyfarnham3165actually if you’re in the eastern states, it’s more likely to be early Saturday morning
God am so sick of this criminal ! Just waiting for justice to commence ⚖️💪
Good luck America 🇺🇸from 🇬🇧 💙💙💙
U and the rest of us.
Unless your a UA-cam Troll 😊
Oh man, you have no idea....
We are so weary of this. The whole country has PTSD...
Thanks for your support!
🇬🇧🇺🇲
Even Putin isn't backing Dump in November.
Same from Australia 🇦🇺🇺🇸
@@misslanapaulford oh please 🙈
I'm so interposed by this whole issue.
Yup! Me too! 😂
😂😂😂😅
😂😂😂
I interposed myself a sandwich for lunch today.
The way that the daughter looked at the camera when they asked her parents was priceless!!! I love this show!!!
Imagine thinking how hard you hit a golf ball is relevant
Imagine thinking Golf is relevant
Honestly we don't even need a National Election, we can just line up the candidates and see which one can put furthest ?
Or who can drink a glass of water with the least amount of hands.
@@RealBradMiller... knows there were no airplanes in the Revolutionary War
I came here to say, "I don't care if Biden can hit a golf ball." Thank you.
“Even if I’m guilty of something it’s no crime.” That’s from a former president. 😮
Sounds like a five year old to me, but what do I know.... Rgr
Trump's mentally challenged
Can't wait for him to just go away, or jail or whatever
i think what he meant by that is that he isnt guilty of a crime, and if he is guilty of something (i.e other than a crime) it isnt a crime
"If the President does it, it's not a crime." -Richard Nixon...& the current U.S. Supreme Court...
How did anyone ever take that awful orange man seriously?
Did someone take him seriously?
@@katalac Only unserious people.
And what if he gets elected again?
@@IndiaTideswere all screwed then.
They still do!!! 😳
What in the hell is he ever talking about???? He’s literally insane.
Nothing new.🙄
As are the members of his cult
Dump is facing a lifetime of criminality all at once. I believe it caused him to finally go around the bend.
Have you seen Biden speak? 😬
doesn't matter... as long as the donations are rolling in!
I laughed so hard with that poor girl at the end with her parents. 😂😂😂
Oh my God!! You are my hero!! The facts just the facts!!! Love your show and your way of putting facts out with humor and total honesty!!Thank You!
From Canada, Please let the only thing you say about trump be that he should never have been elected, save your damn country and stop covering him. I get that it's comedy but please keep saying that he is not an option and should be in prison.
Very well said
In our country some of our people, sorry to say, don’t pay attention to politics. Jimmy Kimmel preforming jokes gets information about the horrible things Trump is doing out to otherwise uninformed people. And , it’s funny!
I 2nd that.
With love from Aotearoa New Zealand 🇳🇿
You said exactly what I say.
Undermining in ANY way is dangerous.
BC 🇨🇦
That’s cool. Stick with Canada then.
Everyone here, PLEASE remember to vote this November and keep Trump and his enablers away from ever holding office again!
Biden is no better homeboy
@@gregthompson8062
....... and yet
What time did you get back from the clown rally and race back to fix the hole in your trailer?
EXACTLY 👍
@@gregthompson8062still better than dictatorship
Absolutely 💯 Biden/Harris 🇺🇸
Can you believe what’s going on in this country and the world? This is bizarre.
It's not called ugly America 🇺🇸 for nothing. Smh
Fanni Willis's defense of her honor
was epic as Taylor Swift's over
the many years. 👍🏼
It is very hard to believe what is happening, but, I see it with my own eyes, he can spin itanyway he likes, but WE see it! vote, pray, vote and pray some more. God bless the USA. Peace
No, it’s not
This happens every so often when the civilization starts to collapse. Bronze age, collapse, iron age, collapse. Now we are seeing us go through it again.
@@MLM68keep being scared. This is the best time to be alive in human history for an average person🦅
Name one legal scholar. Not the big strong one with tears in his eye, calling you sir about fifteen times.
I love his BS stories. Theya lways have big strong guys with tears in their eyes and they always call The Fatso "sir'. Every time. Fables, all of them are fables.
I'll name one! Donnie's Lap Dog, Bill Barr, is a legal scholar who called Don the Con "sir" countless times!
@@maxstone9148oh but they're not friends anymore so donny won't name him.
@@maxstone9148 No no REAL legal scholar he is about as real as youtuber selling people sovcit license plates, and packets of fake court cases to get them out of paying their registration lol
Jupiter won't pay for it, that's a job for Uranus. 😄
Interpose: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."-Iningo Montoya
Nice.
Princess Bride! Most quoted movie ever.
This is true for most of the words he knows.
Garcia's for sharing. Now I must "keel" you. ha
😂😂😂
Love Your Show Jimmy..Keep it Going!
Yoo go, mr. yimmy! woo hoo! ha
A man walked up to him and said, Sir, thank you for reminding us that the British but then the Revolutionary Army saved the airports and rammed the ramparts when they golfed but not as good as athletes who I support
Well done!
Sorry, but did you forget "...tears in their eyes...".
Jimmy- you make me smile every day. Thank you.
Vote: Yimmy Kimbel for 2024! - Guillermo
There should be no police, no courts, no victims, no blame, no justice. Cultured, seasoned political operatives should be allowed to take advantage of the public without being challenged!!!
The “Did you do it?” questions were fabulous!! All of them were great, but the last one.!! 😮😮😮😊 Gotta love that!❤❤❤❤❤❤
The civilian "did you do it?" interviews were awesome. Bravo.
Thank you Jimmy for making me laugh, and have a brief reprieve of Chumps incessant malfeasance
Malfeasance? Is that Latin for bad gas?
Jimmy I love your show it’s one of the only few I watch after working long hours
I am not sure Trump could even walk nine times further than Biden.
Since Biden routinely BIKES for miles, while Donnie has a hard time walking from backstage, probably freaking not.
Biden rides a bike. Do you think Trump can ride a bike?
I know he couldnt
Biden could ride a bicycle 9 times further than Trump
Many very smart people are saying it.
You think he can ride a bike?
One in five Americans should not be allowed to vote.
One in five Americans AREN’T allowed to vote. They’re called children.
Isn't that the current state of the American elections...
Looking from the outside, should it not be…One in five should be allowed to vote?
They probably don't.
Pretty sure on average less then that vote to be honest...
Mrs Guillermo must be a very understanding and forgiving wife.
I feel embarrassed for her sometimes but she obviously has a big heart and a great sense of humour - lucky Guillermo!
It's all bout' the show, baby
And Lucky...❤❤❤
Thank you for sharing!
I've seen that tub of lard try to hit a golf ball, just call him "Sir-Slice-a-Lot".
"What a stupid time to be alive!" Can't agree more!
So do we all, but that is not for us to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the stupid, stupid time that is given to us. And there other forces at work in this world, Ms. Johnson, besides the will of Trump.
Actually it’s one of the most amazing times in our history. A 26,000 year opportunity we’ve not been ready for. The darkness is on display in a way that lets us all say No to dictators and b…ls..t artists.
Finally! A reason to have the Space Force!
😂
He's interposing names! What a bunch of malarkey! 😆 😂😂
I love watching Jimmy Kimmel. He is so honest regarding trump. Dump the narcissistic guy.
Jimmy Kimmel I cannot express how entertaining you are in just a few words. You are the best at your work. I hope we have you forever.
Just think of the speeches Trump will give to the other prisoners...
Could you imagine being in the cell across from him? Cruel and unusual punishment at its best.
His standard speech will be, "You're not going to slide that into me again, are you?"
Read this in his voice @@jeepliving1
@@gary-rr7jpImagine having to be his cell mate. Toilet right next to your bed and no way to escape the stink. I'd make him take the top bunk.
"Oh please! Not today! I have a headache!"
😅
AOC says: " The only difference between these two candidates for president are, 3 years, 7 months and 91 criminal indictments.," Thanks AOC.💃💃💃
AOC 2028
Right you are, AOC!👍😁💙🇺🇸
AOC: "If we work out butts off to make sure that we take back the 3 chambers of Congress. Uh, rather all 3 chambers of Gov't. The presidency, the House and Senate in 2020..."
Firstly: We have 3 BRANCHES. Not chambers.
Secondly, the House and Senate are Congress. That's ONE branch of Gov't.
and she said the blm roiters should not stop but do more. back in the months of the leftest roits that the left all loved so much
She read that off of her restaurant menu.
Im usually a Colbert watcher but Kimmel hit this monolog outta the park! 👍🏽💯💥
Before Agent Orange burst onto the scene, i didn't think a person could be that stupid and not be locked up.
well you must have never looked in a mirror
@@doreenjohnston7672 Wow, nice one.🙄 You must also be a stable genius around the same caliber as your Orange Jesus. You sure showed me....
@@LarsonPetty 😂😂👍👌🇳🇴❤️🇺🇸please don’t take , his best moment ever, away from him, that comment was the highlight of his life.
He is so satisfied now,
It helps if you are white and rich.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Republicans 1933: Well. We got butt hurt over losing the 32 election because how we handled the Depression. What are we going to do? Get crazy over the next 90 years?
And crazy they did get.
Crazy? Demonising the oponant, conspiracy theories, gaslighting, covered racism
According to Oxford Dictionaries
Interposing
1. place or insert between one thing and another. - "she interposed herself between the newcomers"
2. intervene between parties.
So... yeah - effed that up Donnie !!
When the word he really wanted was *Transpose*
1. Cause (two or more things) to exchange places: "the situation might have been the same if the parties in opposition and government had been transposed."
2. Transfer to a different place or context: "an evacuation order transposed the school from Kent to Shropshire."
@@sheilaboston7051 ahhh - but he has a problem with all anything trans !!
Transport, Transparency, Translation, Transition !! etc..
Trump thinks it's about sex.
But he did interpose himself between them, Pelosi on the Left and Haley on the Right. 😋
Jimmy! I love you insightful, intelligent & witty mind! Keep up the good work! May God blass you & your loved ones. 😊
For Trump "interpose" is a new word requiring a course of action.
He used it wrong
He thinks interpose is a sexual act between two people.
😂🤣😅😂🤣😅
He meant to say "transpose" but probably thought it would confuse his audience of ignorant haters.
Taylor Swift does not need the NFL to boost her popularity. But it sure looks like the NFL benefitted enormously from the boost they got from Taylor Swift!!
The NFL didn't need her either, trust me.
@@Matt92Machine the Super Bowl fills a stadium once a year She fills stadiums several times a week.
@@ray24051 The Chiefs, and most other NFL teams fill their stadiums every week. There are far more football games every year than there are Taylor Swift concerts.
"...Trust me"
-Random stranger on the internet
Also, OP didn't claim that the NFL did need her, only that they benefited.
@@Matt92Machine I'll give you "many" (and Chiefs fans are clearly there), but am not so sure about "most".
Jimmy is communicating directly with Donald Trump and it’s always hilarious to see Don rebuttal with a stupid comment at a rally.
Perfection Jimmy. Good job!
"Someone in the CIA is one hell of a songwriter 😂😂😂."
🤣 Awsome..
So glad someone else picked up on how Trump doesn't even what interpose even means. Jimmy and his writers are the only late night team that actually makes me laugh out loud. Even Stewart doesn't get the laughs like Kimmel does. 1 in 5 late night hosts makes the viewers laugh. Keep up the great work guys! Good for Guillermo for DONE!
Stephen Colbert gives Jimmy a run for his money
Love Colbert, and a Closer Look with Seth is worth a 2nd look.
two many syllables for trump to pronounce
stephen colbert has a stronger monologue in my opinion, kimmel comes in second, fallon is third, meyers is fourth
Kimmel, Colbert and Meyers are smart and they have smart writers
That toddler photo-bombing the proposal at the beginning was such a little miracle! That's a very special video of their new family together, the moment they agreed to make it real.
Thank you Jimmy Kimmel .. 😆
Jimmy you are so funny. You get so tickled and you make me smile.
It's the fake laugh track. Most sheep love it. baaa baaaa baaa
Thump cheats at golf.
that is the lowest of the low
he has no character
I read a book about his golf cheating. I believe it.
Golf is one of the only sports where a person can cheat just by writing a false number on their score card. That is why Trump likes it. That is why Trump reportedly races ahead so he can place the ball and pretend he hit it. As for Trump's supposed physical fitness, notice how he drives his cart right up to the ball, even on the greens, so he won't have to waddle too far. They didn't call the Disney duck Donald for nothing.
“Nikki Tricky Nikki Tricky Dickie” - Donald Trump 😂
Bro WHAT?!?!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Thank you Jimmy for trying to save the USA from Blimpie 🥐➖️
We love your show here down under this is great entertainment that we don't have any more
Omg that Did you Do It? bit was one of the funniest late night bits I’ve ever seen!!!!😂❤
Excellent Show Jimmy -
I love that he’s so screwed in Georgia, he’s actually using the “I saw Fani kissing in a tree” defense.
During the Robert Mueller investigation Donald Trump claimed he had photos of Robert Mueller and James Comey kissing.
just get me 11780 votes.
OMG OMG
Only the older couple....
That makes me weirdly happy!😂❤😊
Or Fani kissing 🎅 Claus 😂
Pretty obvious she kissed his tree.
Great job, Jimmy. 💙💙💙
I wish people would stop referring to the NY criminal case as the least serious. A felony conviction is a felony conviction!
Think the point is that it attracts the lowest possible penalty of the cases he's facing.
I wish they would quit referring as ex-president. HE doesn't even deserve that!!
This guy is such an embarrassment, he’s like a 5 year old
Yes Kimmel is. You nailed it.
sadly he is not as smart as a 5 year old
That’s insulting tom5 year olds
I seen 5-year-olds with more common sense than Trump.
You can reason with a 5 year old.
Absolutely loved ❤ how Jimmy put Ann Vanderstooge in her place!!!
Some of the young people that are now old enough to remember a time when the world was joyful most of the time. I hope that they want to find out what that feels like with Joy for Kamala.
The look that daughter gave at the end of the video was priceless. By far, the best part.
I felt a bit sorry for her.
@@SuperLeica1 Grow up.
Truth, that minor inconvenience 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
The best collection of nicknames for Dump the Rump, felon #45😂. Incredible writers 👏 😂😊 Kimmels presentation, priceless
Good writing on this clip. I lol’d hard.
The Orange One´s hands desperately need an accordion.
Trump’s going to freak out on you tonight, Jimmy! 😂😂😂
He was be crying like the little baby he is
His meltdowns are a guilty pleasure of mine bc they're better than trash tv even if they are predictable. He never fails to deliver. 😂
Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air. Welcome back Jimmy Kimmel. 🤗😊❤️👍
I love the his fake laugh track
It's not a talk show. It's a late night show.
Right. The fake laughter from those deep state, Biden appointed AI plants in the studio that are also mind-controlled by Elon Musk's Neurolink and Taylor Swift who has super ultra 5G because she created the Covid vaccine.@@markmonahan8215
the Capes family faces are straight outta of a sitcom🤣🤣🤣 priceless!
Jimmy Kimmel, I look forward to your show everynight. You are THE BEST! 🤣🤣
You’re the only one who does
@@payforever, Oh, Karen/troll bye. You don't watch him, yet your on his UA-cam channel watching him, trolling, & so on. Btw, it's okay, because his millions of fans watch him, & he's had his tv show for almost 21 years. So, bye. 🤣🤣
Absolutely! He's my free daily dose of stress reliever.
A Thump troll is "approaching". Ha.
@@DarlinReal, YES!! 💜💜
"smashing the ball" 🤣🤣
I knew the old people did it, true romance never gets old.
I haven't laughed this hard in a long long time. Thank you guys I needed that.
It's the fake laugh track your are loving. Time to stop acting like a sheep.
@@markmonahan8215 The truth that makes me laugh. Lol
That couples segment was hilarious but that poor daughter at the end tho that sent me. 😂
The last bit was so funny! The faces in that trio!! LMAO 🤣🤣🤣
The Daughter's face was hilarious. 😂😂
@@scoobydoo3928 The dad was worse LOL
As a Connecticut resident, I liked the only couple that "did it"! We are rarely mentioned for anything positive!
I don't know if any of you can remember, but there used to be a cartoon called "the presidents brain is Missing" I thought it was a cartoon, not a prophesy!!
The "Did you do it last night" bit was funny.
The laugh track or the bit?
It made me laugh out loud. The daughters face on the last one; priceless. 😂
@@AyeCarumba221ikr? That poor girl . That look she gave the camera is going to end up a meme.😂
Yeah, they usually make me cringe but this one was cute.
@@ariadneschild8460 Probably
instead of a debate I'd like to see a competition to prove who is more mentally and physically fit. Instead of a debate have a bicycle race. Just a mile is all you'd need. And then have them play trivial pursuit or a similar game.
That would be more enlightening than another debate.
That golf photo shoots down the 215 lbs he claims to weigh unless he was referring to his a** alone.
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂 Good one!
He should audition for a Depends commercial
But there was that one drive that went 200 yards, 9 times further than Biden could hit a golf ball
….closer to 315…..