As a former career teacher, I have to say that if administrators or the Board would have told me to have a gun in the classroom, I would have quit on the spot. What a horrible idea! Dangerous idea!
I went to a Catholic parochial school. The teachers, for the most part, were nuns. If they were armed, Sister James Carmel would have shot me 500 time during 3rd grade.
If nuns are packing, watch out 😮 particularly the nun that taught my third grade, she was already beating on kids and throwing are locker cloths around to name a few that has stuck with me 😅
To be fair, if someone can run out of a building carying a 500 LB fridge on one sholder and a fur coat on the other, they should be allowed to keep it.
Kind of reminds me of where I used to live. 4th floor apartment. The front door had 3 locks. But I never locked the back door leading out to the patio. And someone told me once that I should always lock that door. I said why??? They said, what if someone climbed over my balcony and and like tried to steal my 62 inch tv or something. I said if they can get up to the 4th floor balcony, grab the VERY heavy tv and take it back over the balcony railing, they're very welcome to it.
At Uvalde the parents had the bigger balls one of the moms is being charged for going in and rescuing her child because the cops were standing outside. And it gets so much worse from there right now
It would Simeoultaneously be HYSTERICAL and MASSIVELY Sad and Pathetic (not to mention an embarrassment to (much of) Society) to see God tryin' to talk in a Straight line in front of a judge.
@@HookLine48 We shouldn't have to own gun's. We shouldn't have to live that way!! Do you have a little turtle? Are you scared of everything? Is that why you own a gun?
I have a team member who works for me who is considering home schooling her kids because of all the Republican and NRA supported massacres. But also because they just did a lockdown drill whereas they allegedly handed (or directed him to wield) a pair of scissors, to protect himself. Against a gun. Wtf? He’s in the 2nd grade.
“Republican and NRA supported massacres” Demonizing the opposing side for having different views about how to fix these shootings is dangerous rhetoric to have.
@@colscott5016 Different views? Are you smoking that blue meth again? The GOP has no solutions to offer for the American gun problem and blocks any solid ideas. You think that is just "a different view?" Try to think before commenting.
@@colscott5016 giving guns to teachers, posting armed guards at schools, and blaming massacres on side doors that weren’t locked, is the exact dangerous rhetoric that can be absolved thru red flag laws, more rigorous background checks, abolishing these non-sensical no permit concealed carry laws, and banning assault rifles. Let’s address these no permit CC laws first. Think of all the places where anyone would legally be allowed to conceal and carry a weapon….and then let’s look at all the massacres of children (not to diminish the lives of adults). How many citizens are just CCing weapons into schools? Probably very few because it’s just drop the kid off, pick the kid up. Leave. In and out in 5 minutes at most. These CC laws are more for adult everyday use. Restaurants, in your car traveling, grocery shopping, exercising at the park. And where are the shootings happening? Sure everywhere, but the massacres are happening in schools.
7:41 Wow! This really brings back the memories. We actually -went- suffered through 4 years of this psychobabble non-stop. "Apartment stores", "big little everything". And some people want 4 more years of it.
The only stealing I see is white women running out of Walmart with carts full of groceries. They usually abandon the cart and try running for their dodge charger in their pajamas, and flip flops..😂😂 I'm sure their MAGA'ts too.
I had an algebra teacher once get so pissed at a student that when she kicked them out of the room, she broke the glass in the door after slamming it behind them. Yeah, we really need teachers being armed. Nothing says safe like an underpaid, overstressed teacher with a gun.
I had a teacher who would regularly leave class to go do something in the hall. Some of my classmates said he had a little anger management paper that he would repreat to calm himself, and a few years later, we had a teacher who literally told us we were the reason she was quitting
I had a teacher in high school and then a different teacher in college decades ago before I knew what dementia looked like that clearly had dementia. They definitely seemed past the early stages. Unfortunately my stepdad taught us all about what it looked like as well as all the support groups we joined. It takes lots of testing to get that diagnosis but my gut says they had dementia after living through it with my stepdad.
And then it just takes one armed teacher to have a mental breakdown in school. Or even an argument between teacher and student to the point of pissing off the armed teacher. There are many instances where teachers went crazy or have a mental breakdown in class.
I find it interesting. One teacher I know placed his gun on the desk during his 2nd week of teaching after being threatened by a student. He was an immigrant who taught child development at university and teachers College before teaching in New Jersey in the 80s. He proceeded to win many awards for teaching. Until I immigrated to North America I did not understand. North America does not have bad education systems. Just really bad students. Check out the immigrants who excel in every discipline while North Americans lose their ability to understand words
@Vercammen2 Oh I know, but I'm just pointing out the fact that even a teacher can turn into a mass murderer in the blink of an eye, or worse, student got a hold of their gun.
I would never allow my child in school with armed teachers. That is NOT an answer to.the problem. It's bad enough what our teachers must endure. Now we are going to tell them they need to carry guns? What a stupid idea!
How would 18 million cover the cost of having armed guards in every school? Can't afford to pay the teachers properly and now they want to add guns, ammo and guards.
On the security guard status for teachers, it will be a negative time and a half on top of teaching salaries with no write-offs on guns and ammo purchases.
Did no one catch the Newsmax guy saying:"there won't be enough people to feed everyone " 😮 Does he know Soylent Green was just a science fiction movie and not a documentary? Likely Florida educated.
Lol. Getting serious now. Wouldn’t it be sensible to allow immigrants to come to USA to do those jobs - like fruit and vegetable growing/picking etc. don’t bring more children in to the world when there are people from other countries wanting to do those jobs now.
@@leoniemillerl4487 yes. This use to be the Republican stance. Regan gave immigrants amnesty and Bush increased immigration from an average of 250,000 to 675,000 after passing his reform bill. On the other side: Clinton actually made it harder for immigrants to stay. This country will never improve until they ban lobbyists and make corporate donations illegal. Until then, be happy being 23rd in personal, economic, and political freedom. 🍻
How is the google profiting from one-liner sock puppets making comments? Plus more offensive ads! Maybe depoliticizing America's legal system would help? So: "A nonpartisan Justice may compel two recusals by junior partisan Justices." How about that idea?
Yep, I am an independent (used to be Retardican) and I will never vote for the current dip-s*** Retardican party ever again (unless they completely clean house and become sane again, which is highly unlikely).
Guess what, several of the teachers in Nashville were in fact armed. The school refused to identify which ones. Arming teachers is a recipe for either nothing happening or disaster.?
If Dominion settles, I hope that they do so with the stipulation that there is no non-disclosure agreement and Dominion makes public all facts pertinent to the case!
Arming teachers is such a terrible idea. You can’t plan for an active shooter, there’s no warning it just happens. If people know the teachers are armed then they will just be the first ones shot. Not to mention every time the classroom door opens the teacher has to make a split second decision as to whether the person entering the room is a danger or not. Do we need to add accidental shootings by teachers to the toll? Wtf!!
@@mk1st “Little billy brings in his toy gun to show his friends and gets shot to death by his teacher” I would love to see the Rethuglicans thoughts and prayers after that headline.
13:30 Lol, I have always loved saying "fish dicks" and nobody notices. The one bit of joy I got as a school teacher was reading the lunch menu to my class every Friday.
As a former grade school teacher, I will just point out that in order for teachers to keep kids from getting their hands on the class handgun, they would have to lock them up well enough that if a gunman showed up, they wouldn't be able to get at the gun. That's if teachers should have to carry guns, which isn't their job. At all. As for those few teachers who want to do this: One teacher who brought a concealed carry gun to school in Utah shot the toilet in the faculty bathroom, injuring herself with the shards.
running out of a store with a refrigerator sounds more like a Florida thing than a Chicago thing. 😂 apartment stores.. man. and they say Biden is unfit.
There was a whole segment on Newsmax about how unfit Biden is. The majority of it was Biden stuttering when he was trying to find his words. Biden has had a stutter his entire life. It was disgusting to watch and i was thinking there are magats out there watching this thinking it's real. I don't think Biden should run again but unless we get a really good strong Democratic candidate, he almost has to to beat the orange ogre...
@@davidlaroche4537 You're right, instead of having a chance to neutralise the shooter, it's a way better idea to let him get as many killings as possible. What's your solution ret*rdet sherlock ?
A significant amount of people voted for Trump because they believed he was a smart business man and thought he would use his business skills to help our country. That’s why he’s running.. his new slogan should be “Just Fund Me Again”.
@@Gabbyness41 Not Necessarily. They are STILL sending the Grifting Con man, money. He's a "Billionaire", but for some unfathomable reason, NEEDS his Yee-HAW illiterate supporters money!! Go figure.
he is just repeating what was prepared for him from his handlers he is too Fng stupid to have ideas of his own that dont involve him getting more money . The real evil creeps are his programmers that use him for their agenda .
@@MrStaybrown Do some research man. Trump got 4 student draft deferments while an undergraduate at the Wharton school. Both of them also received the "1-Y" classification. Joe got it for asthma as a kid, Trump got it for bone spurs.
Arming teachers with guns has to be the stupidest thing I've ever heard in all my lifetime the fact of the matter is they want to add more guns to the problem doesn't solve the problem. This is the reason why we need to ban assault weapons or just ban guns out right in this country seriously.
You can't SCARE OFF people who show up determined to DIE ANYWAY! Threatening them with more guns in he school is the STUPIDEST THING EVER; THEY DON;T CARE if they WANT TO DIE!
Hello 👋 Judith. How are you doing? Hope you are fine. I'm Mark Clifford and am from Denver Colorado, where are you from? You seem like a real country girl
Just had another thought....maybe that's why they want women to have more babies and not have abortions...they plan on using the babies as food for the rest of us!!😂😅😂😅
You have teaches that absolutely should not be in a classroom. Me and my spouse grew up together we went to the same schools. Really great area where everybody know everybody. The one thing that me and my spouse never repeated what many parents did back then, was take the word of a teacher over our children. There were absolutely teaches that had very big issues mentally. Teaches some of them many years later arrested losing their pensions. They should do background checks and mental stability on every teacher. We had great kids honor students, but our children know mom and dad always had their backs never would we allow our children to fear a teacher. And the teachers were very well aware of it we stayed very active with that education and very active in the school. Starting with PTA then getting on the board of the PTA volunteering constantly so they know who you are and who your children are. You have teaches and it's very sad for the child but they don't connect and that child either act's out or becomes depressed low confidence. There was a story not too long ago third grade the teacher had some kind of a breakdown and they found the teacher in a coat closet! Give teachers a gun? No way. Fight to get the schools secured like you would secure your home.. because of what is going on School should be like Fort Knox. Talk about kids having anxiety because they had to wear masks is ridiculous. These children go to school knowing these shootings are happening constantly I can't even imagine. Many parents are taking their kids out of these dangerous environments because now teachers who have had it opened up K through 12 ..online.. in your own neighborhoods teachers who are getting permits doing construction on house and teaching your children right out of their homes.. care about the safety look into all the options. And that governor in Florida because of the smart teaches that got out unqualified people going in the classroom to teach your children. Not a chance keep your children safe👦👧👨👩👫👪👬👭🙏🙏🙏
yup he taught this naught that you can lie , cheat, grift, and corrupt your way to the highest office in the land! and taught that once youre potus that you are above the law!Like serving in the military is for losers and suckers!
I am so glad I get to watch you because I laugh so hard I begin to cry. Just like the people in the courthouse are crying for Trump. You make my day so much funnier.
You know what will make me laugh the hardest? When all the legal issues cause trump to to break. Month to month he looks noticeably rougher. I'm enjoying that!
He's still standing and I hope he remains alive to see himself found guilty of his crimes. The stress hormone cortisal will be rampaging through his out of shape carcass doing major damage.
I have to admit, that I wake up every morning disappointed that the breaking news isn’t that Jabba the Butt hasn’t shed his mortal coil. That was as delicate a way I could find to put it.
@@aileenburke4667 That's ok, the Orange Idiots maggots will prob have to look it up, but the rest of us, with Good, WORKING minds know what you mean!!! ❤
it’s like the episode of All in Family where Archie’s solution to plane hijackings was “arm all your passengers, you pass the guns out at the beginning and collect them at the end, case closed”. (of course this was meant to make Archie sound ignorant).
@@randallchristman6698 and I pity those who hate trump because Jimmy Kimmel and CNN told them to hate Trump. How is Biden doing? I heard he’s getting shittier and shittier every day I can’t wait for 2024 to see Trump walk back into the White House and take over again and hell, maybe some of the Democrats will go to prison since nobody is above the law except Democrats
I couldn't agree more, analysis of current events is always spot-on. he really knows how to break down complex issues and make them accessible to the average viewer.
Hey, did anyone catch up with the show part of the segment about Andrea Rodelyn Coppack? I'm really interested in learning more about her and how she can help people grow their investments.
melon You can search the web for her and schedule a call or meeting with her if you are in the US. She is definitely worth checking out if you want to improve your investment portfolio.
Some of you may remember the old TV comedy " All in the family " . In one episode, Archie Bunker came up with the idea to stop all the hijackings by giving guns to all the passengers . Did trump get all his moronic ideas from Archie?
Back in the '80s my high school in San Francisco, and those of my friends in other schools, all had armed police roaming the grounds and halls. made us all really uncomfortable. Armed people roaming school grounds is not exactly a new thing.
Exactly, there is no easy solution for this. However, I believe it can be a lifesaving step. The killing of kids in schools will not stop and society has become numb to it.
Someone wrote a book in the 70's about this country becoming a police state. Here we are folks. I'm just glad my kids are out of school so they don't have to witness armed teachers and guards with guns. What a poisonous message for our society. What ever happened to locking the friggin doors???
I watch Jimmy every night, and this was one of my favorite openings he's done! He was in top form tonight! Thank you, Jimmy for bringing us the truth, in your hilarious way! ❤
Instead of arming already stressed out teacher just put actual police officers in the halls for security details. Make it mandatory for all schools and colleges
Remembering all the teachers I knew during my life, not one of them would make a believable deterrent against an active shooter, regardless of the vigorous training and arsenal provided to them. That's just not their thing.
"I don't think fish can be trans." Well, someone's never had an aquarium... Tons of fish are trans. Hell, mollies, guppies, platys and swordtails flip back and forth between male and female all the time.
Hello 👋 Jeanne. How are you doing? Hope you are fine. I'm Mark Clifford and am from Denver Colorado, where are you from? You seem like a real country girl
I graduated from high school a long time ago, but I can think of a few classmates that would not have made it if the teachers had been armed I remember one specifically who angered our chemistry teacher so much that he picked up the lab table, one of those big black ones, and threw it at him Before people get upset, this kid deserved it
Hot damn. Trump wants to arm teachers and demand they do first responder work without pay while republicans call them groomers. The mental gymnastics hurts.
As a former career teacher, I have to say that if administrators or the Board would have told me to have a gun in the classroom, I would have quit on the spot. What a horrible idea! Dangerous idea!
Trump used the word willing.. "arm every willing teacher". Therefore, they would not have told you that you had to have a gun in the classroom.
The "willing" scares me just as much.
I went to a Catholic parochial school. The teachers, for the most part, were nuns. If they were armed, Sister James Carmel would have shot me 500 time during 3rd grade.
If nuns are packing, watch out 😮 particularly the nun that taught my third grade, she was already beating on kids and throwing are locker cloths around to name a few that has stuck with me 😅
LOL!!! I grew up in the time when nuns had wooden rulers and they did not hesitate to use them on kids.
Shame! Shame! Shame !
Those nuns were vicious enough with canes.
I have heard about him teachers! They don't need guns to keep discipline!
To be fair, if someone can run out of a building carying a 500 LB fridge on one sholder and a fur coat on the other, they should be allowed to keep it.
Kind of reminds me of where I used to live. 4th floor apartment. The front door had 3 locks. But I never locked the back door leading out to the patio. And someone told me once that I should always lock that door. I said why??? They said, what if someone climbed over my balcony and and like tried to steal my 62 inch tv or something. I said if they can get up to the 4th floor balcony, grab the VERY heavy tv and take it back over the balcony railing, they're very welcome to it.
I hope they don’t settle. This country needs this trial.
trump's tiny little hands need some tiny little handcuffs 🤡👐
Dominion said they will not settle w/o a public apology made by FOX hosts and a their money. I heard FOX offered them 500k. 🙄
Yep. Fox News is just reaping what they sow at this point.
@@sweett2185 The case is going to trial. I guess Fox didn’t want to make a public apology
Oh let’s not even talk about the Liberal news channels and their list of lost lawsuits.
At Uvalde the parents had the bigger balls one of the moms is being charged for going in and rescuing her child because the cops were standing outside. And it gets so much worse from there right now
That lady was a heroin, bless her heart.♥️🙏✝️✌️😎
Too bad none of the teachers were armed, they could've saved many innocent kids lives.
@@brianwills4398 are you joking? In TN, the school there had staff with guns. No help at all.
And a Border Patrol agent running past coward local cops to end the terror.
5 of my cousins died because the inmate escaped.
I wont ever forget this episode. Guns to teachers, running with a fridge. Gosh! He is nuts!
It’s a crying shame that trial won’t be aired.
I know 😥😥
It would Simeoultaneously be HYSTERICAL and MASSIVELY Sad and Pathetic (not to mention an embarrassment to (much of) Society) to see God tryin' to talk in a Straight line in front of a judge.
The audio might be live-streamed though!!
@@drumbum3.142 Huh
@@Paulpoission
Strained thru the paintbrush of Picasso..
I'm gonna be soooo pissed off if Dominion settles. Go to trial and destroy fox forever.
They will definitely settle, but it's going to cost them "biggly".😅
Not gonna happen since nearly all their programs are blowing msm out of the water.
If they could get Murdoch and his family thrown out of the country and made persona non grata for life - just a dream and a hope...
@@JustBob5150 any settlement will include Fox not accepting guilt probably
Fox should be held accountable for its actions . A billion dollar fine is not enough.
How do the same people who don't trust teachers to teach kids with books, want to arm those same teachers? 😑
Great comment!!
And when an armed teacher has a bad day
Even more shooter's
Then they will arm all students. 🤮
Is that why you don’t own a gun, because you might have a bad day?
Exactly !
@@HookLine48 We shouldn't have to own gun's. We shouldn't have to live that way!! Do you have a little turtle? Are you scared of everything? Is that why you own a gun?
I have a team member who works for me who is considering home schooling her kids because of all the Republican and NRA supported massacres. But also because they just did a lockdown drill whereas they allegedly handed (or directed him to wield) a pair of scissors, to protect himself. Against a gun. Wtf? He’s in the 2nd grade.
“Republican and NRA supported massacres”
Demonizing the opposing side for having different views about how to fix these shootings is dangerous rhetoric to have.
@@colscott5016 That's a fair point
Those blunt-nosed scissors will do a lot of damage...NOT!
@@colscott5016 Different views? Are you smoking that blue meth again? The GOP has no solutions to offer for the American gun problem and blocks any solid ideas. You think that is just "a different view?" Try to think before commenting.
@@colscott5016 giving guns to teachers, posting armed guards at schools, and blaming massacres on side doors that weren’t locked, is the exact dangerous rhetoric that can be absolved thru red flag laws, more rigorous background checks, abolishing these non-sensical no permit concealed carry laws, and banning assault rifles.
Let’s address these no permit CC laws first. Think of all the places where anyone would legally be allowed to conceal and carry a weapon….and then let’s look at all the massacres of children (not to diminish the lives of adults). How many citizens are just CCing weapons into schools? Probably very few because it’s just drop the kid off, pick the kid up. Leave. In and out in 5 minutes at most. These CC laws are more for adult everyday use. Restaurants, in your car traveling, grocery shopping, exercising at the park. And where are the shootings happening? Sure everywhere, but the massacres are happening in schools.
One of your best Jimmy! Actually laughing out loud at my kitchen table.
7:41 Wow! This really brings back the memories. We actually -went- suffered through 4 years of this psychobabble non-stop. "Apartment stores", "big little everything". And some people want 4 more years of it.
I'm so mentally exhausted at this point.
Tell me, what good has happened in the last four years for america?
@jason ross - Well for starters, Trump was voted out of office......
@@jayr6666 Trump got VOTED OUT of office. Dear Lord and savior Trump, please save us all. Except for them, amen
@@dceplay that’s one of, if not the best thing that’s happened in our lifetime. Him getting indicted is another great day in American history.
I would be impressed if someone ran out of a store carrying a refrigerator.
Andre the Giant, maybe.
Someone running out with a "big little everything" would be impressive too.
Not as much as I would be at someone running out a refrigerator carrying a store.
Sorry I’ll see my self out.
The only stealing I see is white women running out of Walmart with carts full of groceries. They usually abandon the cart and try running for their dodge charger in their pajamas, and flip flops..😂😂 I'm sure their MAGA'ts too.
The responsibility to defend schools from active shooters should NOT be put on the backs of teachers...
It's amazing that his Adderall soaked brain can even force out words.
Saw this comment and thought I must be watching Dave Portnoy do a pizza review
Most of the time when I hear Trump speak, I either face palm or shake my head. What I heard tonight made me do both. My ears are still ringing.
Worse than nail on a chalkboard! 😆
@@Gabbyness41 How about five nails on a chalkboard? Would that make your ears bleed?🤣🤣
@@Gabbyness41
The chalkboard, calling the nail back..
Or Visa Versa.. .
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"He" also makes me Laugh Hysterically as well with his Masterful, Serpentine, Indecisive, Garbled Mush.. ...
A *VACUUM* Makes more sense.. .
@@drumbum3.142 And is actually more useful. Of course, his mind contains an almost perfect vacuum.
Getting massive Bueford T Justice vibes from drunk Donald 😂😂
I had an algebra teacher once get so pissed at a student that when she kicked them out of the room, she broke the glass in the door after slamming it behind them.
Yeah, we really need teachers being armed. Nothing says safe like an underpaid, overstressed teacher with a gun.
I had a teacher who would regularly leave class to go do something in the hall. Some of my classmates said he had a little anger management paper that he would repreat to calm himself, and a few years later, we had a teacher who literally told us we were the reason she was quitting
My daughter had a reacher take off her shoes and throw them at her! Nothing about being a teacher or student is safe.
remember the nuns?
I had a teacher in high school and then a different teacher in college decades ago before I knew what dementia looked like that clearly had dementia. They definitely seemed past the early stages. Unfortunately my stepdad taught us all about what it looked like as well as all the support groups we joined. It takes lots of testing to get that diagnosis but my gut says they had dementia after living through it with my stepdad.
My fear is you are putting the problem at the issue. A teacher will leave one out and a kid will get it.
I don't know, Jimmy, arming teachers might make their contract negotiations pretty interesting. 🤔
And then it just takes one armed teacher to have a mental breakdown in school. Or even an argument between teacher and student to the point of pissing off the armed teacher. There are many instances where teachers went crazy or have a mental breakdown in class.
😂
I find it interesting. One teacher I know placed his gun on the desk during his 2nd week of teaching after being threatened by a student. He was an immigrant who taught child development at university and teachers College before teaching in New Jersey in the 80s. He proceeded to win many awards for teaching. Until I immigrated to North America I did not understand. North America does not have bad education systems. Just really bad students. Check out the immigrants who excel in every discipline while North Americans lose their ability to understand words
@@lovemoviesful2 Humor, try it sometime.
@Vercammen2 Oh I know, but I'm just pointing out the fact that even a teacher can turn into a mass murderer in the blink of an eye, or worse, student got a hold of their gun.
I would never allow my child in school with armed teachers. That is NOT an answer to.the problem. It's bad enough what our teachers must endure. Now we are going to tell them they need to carry guns? What a stupid idea!
In red States teachers are only allowed to teach the 3 R's, revolvers, rifles, and reloading😮
Very good. 👍
@@kika-ge5qr 😂
How sad
@@deniserodas6848 not as sad as putting a thumbs up and being the only one on your own comment
He didn't say he would pay them to now do 2 jobs! Teach and security!
How would 18 million cover the cost of having armed guards in every school? Can't afford to pay the teachers properly and now they want to add guns, ammo and guards.
Give teachers babysitter pay then multiply by the number of students in class then add security guard pay on top of that.
Lol; calling traitor Trump stupid is an insult to stupid people.
On the security guard status for teachers, it will be a negative time and a half on top of teaching salaries with no write-offs on guns and ammo purchases.
Did no one catch the Newsmax guy saying:"there won't be enough people to feed everyone " 😮 Does he know Soylent Green was just a science fiction movie and not a documentary? Likely Florida educated.
Lol. Getting serious now. Wouldn’t it be sensible to allow immigrants to come to USA to do those jobs - like fruit and vegetable growing/picking etc. don’t bring more children in to the world when there are people from other countries wanting to do those jobs now.
@@leoniemillerl4487 yes. This use to be the Republican stance. Regan gave immigrants amnesty and Bush increased immigration from an average of 250,000 to 675,000 after passing his reform bill. On the other side: Clinton actually made it harder for immigrants to stay.
This country will never improve until they ban lobbyists and make corporate donations illegal. Until then, be happy being 23rd in personal, economic, and political freedom. 🍻
Probably he does not
Ikr?
The Defendant's stupid idea to arm teachers is one he's had before.
That is because you are not a smart person but someone who just parrots what others tell you to parrot.
The defendant 😂. Really good one
but its new to him because he has a bunch of yes men and women that will tell him ,"Uhhhh you came up with one already boss!" lol
The defendant has such gooder ideas! 😂
Jimmy had the REAL solution: arm the KIDS!!! 🤣 I guess we shouldn't give them any ideas though.
Jimmy provides just the right amount of levity to this crazy country.
How is the google profiting from one-liner sock puppets making comments? Plus more offensive ads!
Maybe depoliticizing America's legal system would help?
So: "A nonpartisan Justice may compel two recusals by junior partisan Justices."
How about that idea?
The meat riding is crazy quit glazing
Trump is the one guy that will unite the Democrats and independents and GenZ and normal Republicans to vote against him. 😂😂😂😂😂
His supporters don’t believe in independent voters. To them, if you don’t support Trump, you’re either a “democRat” or a “RINO”.
Yep, I am an independent (used to be Retardican) and I will never vote for the current dip-s*** Retardican party ever again (unless they completely clean house and become sane again, which is highly unlikely).
💯
We need Trump back to unfuck this country from Joe Biden
@@alysiareid6659 No he is going to win and Make America Great Again!
Guess what, several of the teachers in Nashville were in fact armed. The school refused to identify which ones. Arming teachers is a recipe for either nothing happening or disaster.?
If those teachers were armed with just a basic pistol, and they are a sharpshooter, they MIGHT stand a chance against an AR...
@@p.j.m.d.1948 Are you being serious? Maybe if they were trained military sharpshooters, or something? JC.
From Johnny Carson to this in one generation!
Love you, Jimmy, Guillermo, and crew! 🤗🩵🩵🩵
If Dominion settles, I hope that they do so with the stipulation that there is no non-disclosure agreement and Dominion makes public all facts pertinent to the case!
That would be sweet.
That's NOT going to happen. Just being real
Spoilers the trial started and they will not settle. For now.
@@Logan_Zimmerman aged like milk
@@wombattakat yep you got me on that one.
"Everywhere I go, these big.. like you wouldn't believe.. tough teachers, tears pouring down their faces, say" Sir.. Sir.. please give us guns! "
Well, you KNOW it's got to be the truth!! The Angry Tangerine would NEVER say it, if it weren't true!!
Arming teachers is such a terrible idea. You can’t plan for an active shooter, there’s no warning it just happens. If people know the teachers are armed then they will just be the first ones shot. Not to mention every time the classroom door opens the teacher has to make a split second decision as to whether the person entering the room is a danger or not. Do we need to add accidental shootings by teachers to the toll? Wtf!!
Obviously a wild west style shootout in a classroom full of kids is a great idea, if you are really stupid.
Yep. Would have to keep it loaded and within easy reach to be effective. I’m sure no classroom accidents would ever happen.
''If people know the teachers are armed then they will just be the first ones shot.''
In hunting circles they call that a decoy 😉
@@mk1st “Little billy brings in his toy gun to show his friends and gets shot to death by his teacher” I would love to see the Rethuglicans thoughts and prayers after that headline.
Having no deterrents have worked great so far.......morons
If Fox offers half a billion and an on air apology, Dominion will probably take it BUT I really wish they wouldn’t.
daily apology everyday by Hannity and Carlson and the Muppets for the next year that Dominion approve of - priceless 🤣
Take them down off the air is the most remarkable gesture!
13:30 Lol, I have always loved saying "fish dicks" and nobody notices. The one bit of joy I got as a school teacher was reading the lunch menu to my class every Friday.
As a former grade school teacher, I will just point out that in order for teachers to keep kids from getting their hands on the class handgun, they would have to lock them up well enough that if a gunman showed up, they wouldn't be able to get at the gun. That's if teachers should have to carry guns, which isn't their job. At all. As for those few teachers who want to do this: One teacher who brought a concealed carry gun to school in Utah shot the toilet in the faculty bathroom, injuring herself with the shards.
Drunk tonald drump 😂
running out of a store with a refrigerator sounds more like a Florida thing than a Chicago thing. 😂 apartment stores.. man. and they say Biden is unfit.
There was a whole segment on Newsmax about how unfit Biden is. The majority of it was Biden stuttering when he was trying to find his words. Biden has had a stutter his entire life. It was disgusting to watch and i was thinking there are magats out there watching this thinking it's real. I don't think Biden should run again but unless we get a really good strong Democratic candidate, he almost has to to beat the orange ogre...
BRUH!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Joe isn't unfit? Lol
@@Dr.Acula76
President Biden was fit enough to throw the Barking Yam out of the White House. 🤷
@@Dr.Acula76 I saw Joe at SOTU, he clearly has more functioning braincells than the entirety of the republican members of the house combined.
Love Jimmy. He’s great and gives great info.
Give guns to teachers in schools? Armed security guards would stop mass shooters? Really?
@@davidlaroche4537 You're right, instead of having a chance to neutralise the shooter, it's a way better idea to let him get as many killings as possible. What's your solution ret*rdet sherlock ?
@@davidlaroche4537 Yes why would it not stop a shooter or are you better off waiting for the cops?
Kind of a no brainer here wouldn't you think
@@davidlaroche4537 Armed bank security? Why have that? We should fire all of them and leave protection to the cops. CLEARLY that works out well. 🙄
OMG the Drunk Donald Trump bit had me rolling! LOL!!!! You guys are the best!
Wish/hope there were more of those!
"We aren't going to have enough people to feed everyone"
Soleyn Green is basically grandma's recipe.
Newsmax are a bunch of cannibals - go figure
You're right Jimmy. Most people don't even know what woke means. But that doesn't stop most people from misusing the term.
I didn't know that Best Buy now needs to keep the refrigerators behind the counter to prevent shoplifting. I learn something new every day.
A significant amount of people voted for Trump because they believed he was a smart business man and thought he would use his business skills to help our country. That’s why he’s running.. his new slogan should be “Just Fund Me Again”.
Boy, did they learn quickly! 😂
@@Gabbyness41 Not Necessarily. They are STILL sending the Grifting Con man, money. He's a "Billionaire", but for some unfathomable reason, NEEDS his Yee-HAW illiterate supporters money!! Go figure.
He's been running from responsibility his whole life
Make MAGA Fund Me Again
What did people think about potato Joe? Probably not that he'd start WW3 and we'd be paying $7 for a dozen eggs
34,000 schools divided by $12 mil = 0.0028 x 8 hours/day = 0.0224 cents!
The 5-time draft dodger hellbent on putting firearms in teachers’ hands…
But doesn't trust them enough to teach Rosa Parks or mention slavery. The Con is an idiot
he is just repeating what was prepared for him from his handlers he is too Fng stupid to have ideas of his own that dont involve him getting more money . The real evil creeps are his programmers that use him for their agenda .
😂 Joe Biden, the lifeguard, the football player, the guy that jogged around with Obama, also got 5 deferments.
But Joe was actually in a school unlike trump.
@@MrStaybrown Do some research man. Trump got 4 student draft deferments while an undergraduate at the Wharton school. Both of them also received the "1-Y" classification. Joe got it for asthma as a kid, Trump got it for bone spurs.
Arming teachers with guns has to be the stupidest thing I've ever heard in all my lifetime the fact of the matter is they want to add more guns to the problem doesn't solve the problem. This is the reason why we need to ban assault weapons or just ban guns out right in this country seriously.
I remember when Archie Bunker thought it was a good idea to stop the hijacking of planes by issuing each passenger a gun! 🤣
You can't SCARE OFF people who show up determined to DIE ANYWAY! Threatening them with more guns in he school is the STUPIDEST THING EVER; THEY DON;T CARE if they WANT TO DIE!
Hello 👋 Judith. How are you doing? Hope you are fine. I'm Mark Clifford and am from Denver Colorado, where are you from? You seem like a real country girl
Did he really just say "We're not gonna have enough people to feed everyone"!? 🤦😂
Huh?
Yep that's what he said....
Just had another thought....maybe that's why they want women to have more babies and not have abortions...they plan on using the babies as food for the rest of us!!😂😅😂😅
@@doviebruder1285 Sounds like a modest proposal
@@WhiteFangofWar I see what you did there Mr. Swifty
You have teaches that absolutely should not be in a classroom. Me and my spouse grew up together we went to the same schools. Really great area where everybody know everybody. The one thing that me and my spouse never repeated what many parents did back then, was take the word of a teacher over our children. There were absolutely teaches that had very big issues mentally. Teaches some of them many years later arrested losing their pensions. They should do background checks and mental stability on every teacher. We had great kids honor students, but our children know mom and dad always had their backs never would we allow our children to fear a teacher. And the teachers were very well aware of it we stayed very active with that education and very active in the school. Starting with PTA then getting on the board of the PTA volunteering constantly so they know who you are and who your children are. You have teaches and it's very sad for the child but they don't connect and that child either act's out or becomes depressed low confidence. There was a story not too long ago third grade the teacher had some kind of a breakdown and they found the teacher in a coat closet! Give teachers a gun? No way. Fight to get the schools secured like you would secure your home.. because of what is going on School should be like Fort Knox. Talk about kids having anxiety because they had to wear masks is ridiculous. These children go to school knowing these shootings are happening constantly I can't even imagine. Many parents are taking their kids out of these dangerous environments because now teachers who have had it opened up K through 12 ..online.. in your own neighborhoods teachers who are getting permits doing construction on house and teaching your children right out of their homes.. care about the safety look into all the options. And that governor in Florida because of the smart teaches that got out unqualified people going in the classroom to teach your children. Not a chance keep your children safe👦👧👨👩👫👪👬👭🙏🙏🙏
This is why I think compulsory law for schools should be questioned
"...big little everything" wtf?
It never ceases to shock me that Trump was once president.
We failed big time! Just heard it was Israel that got him in. 🤮
yup he taught this naught that you can lie , cheat, grift, and corrupt your way to the highest office in the land! and taught that once youre potus that you are above the law!Like serving in the military is for losers and suckers!
The sad part is he probably will again too. There's enough stupid in America to swing the vote.
Then you will be shocked to hear that one-third of the country a) still thinks he's president, and b) wants him to run for office again in 2024.
In his words
“” sad ..just so sad . People were crying “”😂😂😂😂😂😂
How f'd is Mike Lindell now that Fox settled with Dominion 😂😂😂
Who carries a fridge like that? The hulk?
"He was a huge green man, came to me , tears in his eyes. he said Sir..."
That just cracks me UP, every time I hear it. How EVERYONE, just bows and scrapes to him!!! "Sir, Sir......." 😂😂😂😂
It was a most beautiful fridge.
I am so glad I get to watch you because I laugh so hard I begin to cry. Just like the people in the courthouse are crying for Trump. You make my day so much funnier.
Yes, you mean the ones who were crying, and saying, "Sir, Sir, we're Sorry, Sir. We WISH, Sir, we didn't have to do this, Sir..........
😢😢😢😂😂😂😂😂
@Broken Angel you know they called bs on that, right?
"He's got feet like a giant baby!" tRump IS a giant baby!
Where's that orange balloon when you want it?
That might explain why he has trouble bottle feeding himself.
You know what will make me laugh the hardest? When all the legal issues cause trump to to break. Month to month he looks noticeably rougher. I'm enjoying that!
He's still standing and I hope he remains alive to see himself found guilty of his crimes.
The stress hormone cortisal will be rampaging through his out of shape carcass doing major damage.
I have to admit, that I wake up every morning disappointed that the breaking news isn’t that Jabba the Butt hasn’t shed his mortal coil. That was as delicate a way I could find to put it.
It's DELICIOUS, isn't it???😂😂😂😂
@@aileenburke4667 That's ok, the Orange Idiots maggots will prob have to look it up, but the rest of us, with Good, WORKING minds know what you mean!!! ❤
And the sniffing??? Wow, that interview with carlson was rough
That Drunk Trump was hysterical.
it’s like the episode of All in Family where Archie’s solution to plane hijackings was “arm all your passengers, you pass the guns out at the beginning and collect them at the end, case closed”. (of course this was meant to make Archie sound ignorant).
I just hate when apartment stores get attacked 😂
Why would you zoom in on his feet? I was eating!
This was my first experience with the drunk slowed bit and it was so much better than even I expected it could be! 😂
My teacher didn't need a gun , she was a dead eye with the chalk board duster .
😂❤😂❤😂❤😂❤
Mike Pillow better be thinking real hard about settling his own lawsuit with Dominion!!! 😂😂😂
“Rage Boner!” 😂😂😂😂
I’m glad to see Jimmy online. I gave up tv 3 years ago, but out of the late-night guys, he’s the only one I missed.
I laugh at people who still support Kimmel
@@mikeh6084 who do you support, Trump? I don’t laugh at those who do. I pity them.
@@randallchristman6698 and I pity those who hate trump because Jimmy Kimmel and CNN told them to hate Trump. How is Biden doing? I heard he’s getting shittier and shittier every day I can’t wait for 2024 to see Trump walk back into the White House and take over again and hell, maybe some of the Democrats will go to prison since nobody is above the law except Democrats
@@randallchristman6698 Nah, he probably watches Greg Gutfeld.
😆🤣😂😹
@@joenarbaiz1640 agreed and Gutfield is about as funny as cancer.
I wonder if those 100's of looters had tears in their eyes while carrying those refrigerators
Well the air-con units gave one or two of 'em hernias.
Nope. Only people talking to Trump get tears in their eyes.
So great to start the week with Jimmy's show. Love It. Started slow, but got me rolling on the floor laughing.
Citizen of Oman here.. I hope his golf course over here never takes off
Thanks Jimmy for keeping us sane and laughing
Your enemies are sooo happy man
100%. He and Colbert, Meyers, Fallon, Noah. They all helped us through the worst of the trump years and now.
anybody who watches him isnt sane
@@DNTCreativeMedia They are all corrupt. Not helping anything. And you are 100% brainwashed. So sad...
Jimmy, Mike Pillow got inside the claw machine to get on your show. I find it impossible to despise him as much as I do the rest of the Q-balls.
Arming teachers has to be the stupidest idea I have ever heard. Have these people ever had a teacher?
Trump for prison, 2024!
What crime 😈👈
Trump 2024🇺🇸✊
Wow, Max reporting is always so insightful and informative. I learn something new every time I watch his show.
I couldn't agree more, analysis of current events is always spot-on. he really knows how to break down complex issues and make them accessible to the average viewer.
Hey, did anyone catch up with the show part of the segment about Andrea Rodelyn Coppack? I'm really interested in learning more about her and how she can help people grow their investments.
Yes, I have heard of her. She is very well-known in the investment world and has helped many people achieve financial success
how to get in touch with Coppack? I'd love to schedule a call or meeting with her to learn more about her investment strategies.
melon You can search the web for her and schedule a call or meeting with her if you are in the US. She is definitely worth checking out if you want to improve your investment portfolio.
Fur Coats? Trump watched goodfellas last night.
"We're not going to have enough people to feed everyone..."
WTF?? Does Newsmax know something I don't? Who's eating whom? 😱
"Soylent green is people!"
Some of you may remember the old TV comedy " All in the family " . In one episode, Archie Bunker came up with the idea to stop all the hijackings by giving guns to all the passengers . Did trump get all his moronic ideas from Archie?
I want the “woke” text messages so I can find out what products to go buy to support them.
Back in the '80s my high school in San Francisco, and those of my friends in other schools, all had armed police roaming the grounds and halls. made us all really uncomfortable.
Armed people roaming school grounds is not exactly a new thing.
Exactly, there is no easy solution for this. However, I believe it can be a lifesaving step. The killing of kids in schools will not stop and society has become numb to it.
@@onnasun8122
Only American society. The rest of the world that has NO school shootings just shake their heads.
Arm the janitors, they know what is going on in the schools.
MR KIMMEL YOU TRULY ARE A FREAKIN RIOT ! THANK YOU !
FROM CANADA 🇨🇦
Did that guy seriously say that we will not have enough people to feed everyone?
Yep. And the solution is cannibalism. Decrease the population and increase the food supply at the same time.
Yeap let's make everything else the cause of a problem instead of addressing the problem. The NRA republican way.
Someone wrote a book in the 70's about this country becoming a police state. Here we are folks. I'm just glad my kids are out of school so they don't have to witness armed teachers and guards with guns. What a poisonous message for our society. What ever happened to locking the friggin doors???
I watch Jimmy every night, and this was one of my favorite openings he's done!
He was in top form tonight! Thank you, Jimmy for bringing us the truth, in your hilarious way! ❤
I wanna know how much of what particular drink that JK imbibes before going on show.
This was one of your BEST antitrump shtick..thank you
Instead of arming already stressed out teacher just put actual police officers in the halls for security details. Make it mandatory for all schools and colleges
NRA-holes 👍😂
Remembering all the teachers I knew during my life, not one of them would make a believable deterrent against an active shooter, regardless of the vigorous training and arsenal provided to them. That's just not their thing.
Dominion wimped out on their lawsuit against Fox. so much for the $1.6 billion dollar lawsuit. Dominion only got half.
Smartmatic is next?
"We don't have enough people to feed everyone." 😲🤯
To whom do they want to feed the people? 🤔
Ha ha ha, aaahhhh! I love Mike Lindell. It's like his team has a good time with him bungling the English language. Steak "sammich" anyone?
Did he say were "not going to have enough people to feed the old people" as if we're gonna be eating "people"? "Solyent green IS people!!!!"
That Pillow Guy is a genius!
"Deflamation"
Finally... a solution for Trump's over inflated ego. Thanks Mike!
Mike has switched from Crack to Smack…. it’s a bit of progress, I guess!
"I don't think fish can be trans." Well, someone's never had an aquarium... Tons of fish are trans. Hell, mollies, guppies, platys and swordtails flip back and forth between male and female all the time.
Mornin’ everyone! This was a hilarious monologue and the comments are priceless. My gut hurts from laughing so hard. Thanks!
Hello 👋 Jeanne. How are you doing? Hope you are fine. I'm Mark Clifford and am from Denver Colorado, where are you from? You seem like a real country girl
@@markclifford1857 stop being simp
I graduated from high school a long time ago, but I can think of a few classmates that would not have made it if the teachers had been armed
I remember one specifically who angered our chemistry teacher so much that he picked up the lab table, one of those big black ones, and threw it at him
Before people get upset, this kid deserved it
Hot damn. Trump wants to arm teachers and demand they do first responder work without pay while republicans call them groomers. The mental gymnastics hurts.
Trump 2024🇺🇸✊
They promote it every else but Shame the NRA didn't allow guns at their own meeting (perhaps some of this could sort itself out)....
Wow, a guy just ran by my window carring a freezer.
Every O.J. joke adds a feather to Norm Macdonalds wings. 😊