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  • @doodlefan3256
    @doodlefan3256 4 роки тому +2297

    "Sexualn't" is the most accurate way to explain Asexuality

    • @seanmcfadden3712
      @seanmcfadden3712 4 роки тому +90

      And I found an image where, before the proper term is replied, the Ace says "but, in special circumstances, you can take off the n't". Demisexual!

    • @seanmcfadden3712
      @seanmcfadden3712 4 роки тому +23

      @@mentallyunstable1926 And I could do another Nuzlocke run of a Pokémon game. But I haven't been in a romantic relationship (34 years, not so much as a first date), so maybe that makes a difference.

    • @depressoespresso2294
      @depressoespresso2294 4 роки тому +9

      Sexn't

    • @milky9602
      @milky9602 4 роки тому +11

      I'm sexualn't.

    • @squeaktheswan2007
      @squeaktheswan2007 4 роки тому +27

      Other people: gay, bi, pan, or whatever
      Me, a questioning intellectual: Straighn't

  • @daspotato895
    @daspotato895 4 роки тому +3782

    I swear Tumblr is the best for threats and insults. "I will uncobble your stone" is one of the most raw things I have heard

    • @dimondeater5416
      @dimondeater5416 4 роки тому +212

      One of the weirdest threats on the site I’ve heard is “I will fill your sinuses with urine.”

    • @daspotato895
      @daspotato895 4 роки тому +233

      @@dimondeater5416 Pukicho seems to be a good source lmao
      "I beg your pardon?"
      "then beg"

    • @kyrauniversal
      @kyrauniversal 4 роки тому +82

      It's kinda like tumblr is the main source for a subreddit called. r/brandnewinsults because nobody would think of that until it actually gets said for the first time.

    • @C.C.Sinclaire
      @C.C.Sinclaire 4 роки тому +74

      My favorite is "I will shit your pants"

    • @owenleaman7306
      @owenleaman7306 4 роки тому +24

      I laughed WAY too much at that one, tbh

  • @coltmartin152
    @coltmartin152 4 роки тому +1447

    Honestly tho a vampire wearing a polo shirt would freak me out

    • @scottbruckner4653
      @scottbruckner4653 4 роки тому +82

      All of a sudden a fuckin nine iron comes out of nowhere, breaks your knees, and drags you into a damn Chevy pickup truck.

    • @astro.mp3348
      @astro.mp3348 4 роки тому +49

      Hotel transylvania 3

    • @SerenEirian
      @SerenEirian 4 роки тому +19

      One word: Twilight.

    • @rick30521
      @rick30521 4 роки тому +42

      I love how out on the real world, LGBT people are the minority but on the internet everyone picks on the heteros and they're like "yeah, fuck us" so you can't really tell who is and who isn't.
      Also, Idk man, modern Dracula wearing shorts and a polo shirt sounds funny and disturbing.

    • @theenderdestruction2362
      @theenderdestruction2362 4 роки тому +19

      If I ever become a vampire I'm doing this just to be spiteful to the one who turned me

  • @mimikyulover3411
    @mimikyulover3411 4 роки тому +963

    0:44 when you're italian and you know a Luigi, but he's so chaotic that the only possible way he could help is by scaring the problem away

    • @williamburnett3660
      @williamburnett3660 4 роки тому +38

      What about Waluigi?

    • @mimikyulover3411
      @mimikyulover3411 4 роки тому +55

      @@williamburnett3660 ahahahaha honey, waluigi is sweet. My Luigi screams.

    • @mimikyulover3411
      @mimikyulover3411 4 роки тому +26

      @Your Local Meme Dealer I know a Mario. Tho he's definitely not like the videogame Mario

    • @Tiggalover06
      @Tiggalover06 4 роки тому +15

      This is a nice post

    • @mimikyulover3411
      @mimikyulover3411 4 роки тому +11

      @@Tiggalover06 and you are a nice person

  • @purplesam2609
    @purplesam2609 4 роки тому +1156

    "Guys think oversized sweaters aren't cute" HOW. HOW DO YOU COME TO THIS CONCLUSION

    • @kellihurst4527
      @kellihurst4527 4 роки тому +56

      Weebs: you are not a man of culture

    • @rick30521
      @rick30521 4 роки тому +62

      @@kellihurst4527Me wondering how my gf thought that being clingy with your lover is annoying and awful.
      Idk what kind of people someone can meet that makes them think a thing is not good when it is for most people or is actually a good thing.

    • @Retro_Red
      @Retro_Red 4 роки тому +63

      To anyone who thinks oversized sweaters are not cute:
      How?!

    • @alexhall912
      @alexhall912 4 роки тому +42

      Oversized sweaters are adorable and I need one. Just to see how my boyfriend will react.
      Ima get one for Christmas.

    • @Starmadien2019
      @Starmadien2019 4 роки тому +20

      Probably a jerk ex.

  • @strawwbunniiii
    @strawwbunniiii 4 роки тому +767

    All hail the mighty Flesh Cloud!

    • @stpidstuff
      @stpidstuff 4 роки тому +29

      "The cloud will leech under the door and melt off all our skin"
      -Multiverse Cave Johnson, 2013

    • @Frostfern94
      @Frostfern94 4 роки тому +7

      All hail?!

    • @strawwbunniiii
      @strawwbunniiii 4 роки тому +2

      @@Frostfern94 Indeed

    • @shouldileavesatanforraphae2395
      @shouldileavesatanforraphae2395 4 роки тому +3

      I actually used it to draw

    • @minidrew3422
      @minidrew3422 4 роки тому +6

      It rains blood from it , the oceans are now blood , the Sky is red , people are dissapearing and they grow larger

  • @snakeorbreak6258
    @snakeorbreak6258 4 роки тому +443

    i gotta singlehandedly search "dragon furry" enough that it becomes the most popular searched furry worldwide

    • @RynRobitske
      @RynRobitske 4 роки тому +19

      Goals.

    • @MeanderShay
      @MeanderShay 4 роки тому +24

      what
      what are you doing with your other hand

    • @snakeorbreak6258
      @snakeorbreak6258 4 роки тому +45

      @@MeanderShay when did i say i have hands

    • @MeanderShay
      @MeanderShay 4 роки тому +51

      you heavily implied that you have at least a single hand, which you would use to search "dragon furry" with. i acknowledge that my assumption that this means you have multiple hands is based entirely on statistical probability and comedic potential. thank you for your understanding.

    • @snakeorbreak6258
      @snakeorbreak6258 4 роки тому +24

      @@MeanderShay acceptable.

  • @reesespuffs335
    @reesespuffs335 4 роки тому +507

    As a boy who likes girls I believe girls in oversized sweaters are adorable af, and every boy Ik kinda agrees
    Puttin it out there :>

  • @myboithomas
    @myboithomas 4 роки тому +815

    No one:
    Me at 9 in the morning after I just woke up after sleeping for 0 hours: "Its a BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGE compilation"

    • @Mc_Paddy
      @Mc_Paddy 4 роки тому +7

      I'm having the same issue....;-;

    • @jeronaradlien9817
      @jeronaradlien9817 4 роки тому +2

      Sameeeeee

    • @myboithomas
      @myboithomas 4 роки тому +4

      @@Mc_Paddy Issue?
      You mean FEATURE

    • @Mc_Paddy
      @Mc_Paddy 4 роки тому

      @@myboithomas I said issues bc I haven't slept also I have difficulties sleeping....;-;

    • @myboithomas
      @myboithomas 4 роки тому

      @@Mc_Paddy I know, I was just making a joke, it is much closer to an issue than a feature

  • @marziandhermind
    @marziandhermind 4 роки тому +219

    I saved the flesh cloud for my digital art and I’ve already used it a couple times. Highly recommend y’all fellow artists take a screenshot
    **gives you all platonic forehead kisses** have fun with your art 😘

  • @Cblack456
    @Cblack456 4 роки тому +670

    "Pretty is not the rent you pay to exist in the world as a woman!"
    This uh... does this apply to guys too? Can it?

    • @amirulamani1487
      @amirulamani1487 4 роки тому +51

      Woman's just man with wo infront

    • @deadaccount2968
      @deadaccount2968 4 роки тому +30

      You don’t have to be pretty; you have to be useful.

    • @BrowniePokemon
      @BrowniePokemon 4 роки тому +92

      it absolutely applies to men! men don't have to be handsome or overly muscled.

    • @DarkestElemental616
      @DarkestElemental616 4 роки тому +82

      It definitely applies! The standards of appearance for men and women are literally impossible to attain without doing seriously unhealthy shit.

    • @Starmadien2019
      @Starmadien2019 4 роки тому +6

      Yes!

  • @thewall4069
    @thewall4069 4 роки тому +97

    When ur a villain about to defeat the main character but then you hear the distant sounds of an italian man saying "Okay, Luigi time."
    He called luigi

  • @wulfleyn6498
    @wulfleyn6498 4 роки тому +159

    That one about the german shepard being the most searched is suspiciously specific.

    • @enbiot
      @enbiot 3 роки тому +6

      Suspicious indeed. I live in IN and I googled it just to make sure- apparently German shepherds are the most commonly owned kind of dog here 😬

    • @Foxking437
      @Foxking437 3 роки тому

      @@enbiot So how do we explain Colorado and the Skunks?

    • @enbiot
      @enbiot 3 роки тому

      @@Foxking437 fuckin weed

    • @Foxking437
      @Foxking437 3 роки тому

      @@enbiot WTF does that have to do with skunks?

    • @commanderfiendfyre4095
      @commanderfiendfyre4095 3 роки тому

      @@enbiot Zoophilia?

  • @grim9690
    @grim9690 4 роки тому +481

    So I only found out recently that being able to smell when it's abt to rain isn't that normal so now I'm kinda just like, huh. Sucks for y'all.

    • @jamesvivian2855
      @jamesvivian2855 4 роки тому +63

      Really? I thought everyone could do that?

    • @grim9690
      @grim9690 4 роки тому +44

      @@jamesvivian2855 ikr??? My family thinks it's weird

    • @threewombatsandapinstripes7379
      @threewombatsandapinstripes7379 4 роки тому +34

      ITS NOT?!?!?

    • @enbiaroace
      @enbiaroace 4 роки тому +51

      It's?? Not normal wtf??? PRE-RAIN SMELLS NICE???

    • @leeschelly8384
      @leeschelly8384 4 роки тому +50

      Wait, people can’t smell pre-rain?!? I thought this was something everyone did!

  • @cheesygrilkaboomyawoman
    @cheesygrilkaboomyawoman 4 роки тому +38

    The fact that he read the "FEAR THE MEAT" in a robo voice made me imagine that a Mechanicas was saying it and that made me chuckle

  • @sophiefrankis9476
    @sophiefrankis9476 4 роки тому +309

    See I’m the person who breaks the cycle of questions in the friend group. “Where you want to go?” “McDonald’s?” “YAS QUEEN!”

  • @mothman7430
    @mothman7430 4 роки тому +105

    fun fact: pineapples have digestive enzymes in their juice and that’s why it kinda tingles your mouth.
    it’s attempting and failing to digest *everything.*

    • @deadaccount2968
      @deadaccount2968 4 роки тому +10

      True. It’s also why eating too many can cause stomach ulcers.

    • @ul8532
      @ul8532 4 роки тому +7

      When my little brother was a kid once said pineapples are evil...when we where watching a show with talkative fruits(don't remember the name of it).

    • @deadaccount2968
      @deadaccount2968 4 роки тому +4

      @@ul8532 Veggietales?

    • @ul8532
      @ul8532 4 роки тому +1

      @@deadaccount2968 yep, that one.

    • @dreamstrider7800
      @dreamstrider7800 4 роки тому +4

      Ah yes, the snack rhat smacks back.

  • @hadesflames8818
    @hadesflames8818 4 роки тому +41

    I told my parents the Tesla joke. My dad laughed while my mom just stared at me in disappointment. I told my physics teacher, and she was amused, but she looked very dead inside.

  • @isabelherrero1587
    @isabelherrero1587 4 роки тому +605

    BuT wHy DoN’t ThE fIsH aDhErE tO mY gEnDeR rOlEs?
    Had to edit this comment bc of how many people were taking it seriously

    • @the24thcolossusjustchillin39
      @the24thcolossusjustchillin39 4 роки тому +7

      Because that’s how Nature works

    • @Silver5kull
      @Silver5kull 4 роки тому +14

      oh shit who killed white

    • @darthplagueis13
      @darthplagueis13 4 роки тому +101

      Fun fact: Clownfish are capable of changing their biological gender from male to female. This usually happens if in the last female in a group of clownfish dies, with usually the biggest male transforming. If Finding Nemo was biologically accurate, Marlin would on a very awkward and technical level not only be Nemo's father but also his stepmother.

    • @arising.sights
      @arising.sights 4 роки тому +15

      *I thought I was alone getting that dAMN ADVERT ABOUT FISH*

    • @jennifercorbett8640
      @jennifercorbett8640 4 роки тому +7

      Bruh why are you blindly believing the most obviously fake post in the history of history itself?

  • @xRAINxOFxBLOODx
    @xRAINxOFxBLOODx 4 роки тому +69

    3:28 "Which is better, to be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?" -Paarthurnax, Skyrim

    • @ul8532
      @ul8532 4 роки тому +5

      That's a good phrase actually.

  • @desulek7835
    @desulek7835 4 роки тому +158

    Excuse me as a guy litterally everyone looks cute in oversized sweaters, i want to be in one once i have a boyfriend and cuddle with him

    • @mothcatcher893
      @mothcatcher893 4 роки тому +4

      Yes please

    • @fragilegamez59
      @fragilegamez59 4 роки тому +4

      But wait you said you're a guy/j JK, I want to do that with my BF, heat has to decrease a lot tho

    • @Insert.Oregano
      @Insert.Oregano 3 роки тому +2

      My thoughts exactly

    • @gwynzynoodles2553
      @gwynzynoodles2553 3 роки тому +1

      You got a boyfriend yet? (despite it being a pandemic lol)

    • @desulek7835
      @desulek7835 3 роки тому +2

      @@gwynzynoodles2553 i wish

  • @estaveler3288
    @estaveler3288 4 роки тому +10

    I love the fact that pineapples are just a clump of berries
    But i love that sunflowers are just a clump of smaller flowers that became a big flower even more

  • @fairygod3419
    @fairygod3419 4 роки тому +43

    I never thought I'd see the day where tumbler would do something so correct to the gorillaz like that, they just, went all in and called them out like that.

  • @YakitoriQueen
    @YakitoriQueen 4 роки тому +52

    "All hail the mighty flesh cloud" "wait, that's what it's from?!"
    haha, nah fam, try again

    • @gwhats
      @gwhats 3 роки тому +9

      I was so shocked that there are people who don't know the mighty Glow Cloud

    • @LunamothVa
      @LunamothVa 3 місяці тому

      ​​@@gwhats cant even fathom people dont know our lord and savior smh😔😔

  • @azulizachan7595
    @azulizachan7595 4 роки тому +59

    I forgot about calling Luigi--
    I NEED MOTIVATION AND A PLAYLIST FOR DRAWING MY COMIC BARNARD DAMN IT

  • @theoverpreparerlamenters3r436
    @theoverpreparerlamenters3r436 4 роки тому +192

    Screw it, I'm calling Luigi
    Edit: also, *BEE.*

  • @ginathecookie
    @ginathecookie 4 роки тому +11

    Everything on tumblr OR EVERYWHERE instantly sounds better when P.M. Seymour reads it out in all his voices.
    Second best: whoever voices Cyana for answers and stuff.

  • @nquacker2851
    @nquacker2851 4 роки тому +19

    HE FINALLY SAW THE FLESH CLOUD I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS DAY

  • @DISGUYR8HERE
    @DISGUYR8HERE 4 роки тому +63

    Ik this must be common and usual to say but..
    I enjoy your lovely voice and voices and i enjoy each and every shitpost you read with them voices
    And the videos you give us everytime you can

  • @_Destiel_
    @_Destiel_ 4 роки тому +69

    Why is ur voice so.... Soothing and Comforting???😊😊😊

  • @demoursa7275
    @demoursa7275 4 роки тому +50

    I have a D&D story regarding to the post at 17:21
    So basically, in our group we have a Firbolg Druid named Lanya and my character, Weast, the teifling Assassin Rouge with proficiency in firearms (think Strife from Darksiders). Well we two got word of a king or some other fucking Bureaucrat, dumping shit where it didn't go. So of course, Lanya being basically the taller Lorax if it had a vagina decided to put a stop to it. And Weast being the bored Chaotic bastard he was said "Let's go fuck over some Big Wigs". Skip 2 hours ahead and there we are, a tired pink tree lady covered in ash and a demon boy with a smile that makes you question his sanity.
    That's my story and thank you for coming to my Ted talk.

    • @sagegabriella2093
      @sagegabriella2093 4 роки тому

      Can- Can I please use this in my next campaign

    • @demoursa7275
      @demoursa7275 4 роки тому

      @@sagegabriella2093 copyright doesn't exist in D&D, so be my guest

    • @ul8532
      @ul8532 4 роки тому +2

      Omg that reminded me of something it's not D&D though, it was playing vampire the masquerade with some friends a "crack play" (that's how we named non serious campaigns).
      i was playing as my loved gangrel vampy(in resume it's a clan with animalistic features and more close to their inner self than the others with the capacity of controlling animals between their disciplines).
      friend no 1 was a malkavian( in resume this clan is a little complicated to understand they are more prone to play with the psyche, having visions and all that you can encounter the genious, the ""normal"" one or the batshit crazy friend no1 was the latter).
      friend no 2 was a brujah( in resume they are a clan of idealist people and rebels, they are not called anarquists because yolo, the personalities can vary from the most quiet to the most vocal).
      and my hubby, he was a ventrue( in resume they are the "blue bloods" it's not rare finding ventrue in positions of power and wealth and even ruling the camarilla (it's a vast group of vampire clans forming their society but not every clan is in).
      We had to retrieve an ancient artifact from a malkavian douche that was the main goal, in one of her traps she a had an huge amounts of chickens don't know why but they were there so I tried to use animalism on them and doing so some others followed after almost 3 hours we ended with a malkavian using the artifact like a microphone trying to get some chickens to fly throwing some from a lamp post like if it were a contest, a brujah throwing eggs and stealing a police car, a gangrel running around with a chicken army wrecking havoc and breaking everything and a tired and done ventrue full of feathers with some chicks, it was epic .

  • @aiphosyeroc2148
    @aiphosyeroc2148 4 роки тому +39

    yall now that we got flesh cloud, we need us a hair cloud WHAT THE HELL IS B L O N D E?

  • @vincentmorgan1767
    @vincentmorgan1767 4 роки тому +29

    The “straight vampire” person obviously never heard of Johnathan Reid...

    • @angygremlin4423
      @angygremlin4423 4 роки тому +6

      @Miss Misery I never understood why people think there are no well-dressed or fashionable straight people. Sexuality in and of itself doesn't determine personality and doesn't influence all behaviors, although certain related subcultures may influence behavior and there are a few behaviors that may be altered by it. It seems like some people on Tumblr make their sexuality or gender their whole identity and try to put others into groups based on theirs, or change characters at a superficial level to fit their ideas of what they should be without any appreciation for what that character represents to others.
      People are much more than their sexuality and it's not fair to anyone reduce others into walking caricatures. It's not the worst issue in the world, but I agree Tumblr can be annoying because of it.

    • @crimsonwizahd2358
      @crimsonwizahd2358 4 роки тому

      @@angygremlin4423 THANK YOU, FINALLY SOMEONE SAYS IT!

  • @akilikesbread
    @akilikesbread 4 роки тому +43

    “You ever just hand things to your pet to sniff so they feel included”
    Me handing my kazoo to my dog: 👁👄👁 uuuuuhhhhhh-

  • @justdenks
    @justdenks 3 роки тому +5

    Is it weird that every time im having a bad day with my eating disorder I binge PM Seymour videos? It helps me control my puking and it almost always stops within the hour.

  • @jessmcdonnell7818
    @jessmcdonnell7818 4 роки тому +18

    "FEAR THE MEAT" absolutely killed me

  • @rawr5407
    @rawr5407 4 роки тому +14

    Still dont understand how other people dont think over sized sweaters and jackets are adorable on people.

  • @haveagoodmourning
    @haveagoodmourning 4 роки тому +85

    Hey, you, yeah you reading this! Believe in yourself! You've made it through all of your worst days so far. You're strong and you're a survivor. I know it's hard to feel like it, but trust me, it gets better. Keep going. Keep fighting. We love you.

    • @elizabethemm6361
      @elizabethemm6361 4 роки тому +3

      _How dare you give me hope_
      You will pay.

    • @noobstoise1024
      @noobstoise1024 4 роки тому +3

      Thank you!

    • @--CHARLIE--
      @--CHARLIE-- 4 роки тому +2

      You don't even know me.
      That's just creepy.
      (This is a joke don't take this seriously i appreciate you taking time out of your day to write this)

    • @haveagoodmourning
      @haveagoodmourning 4 роки тому +2

      @@--CHARLIE-- Thanks for the disclaimer lol I was about to panic and apologize

    • @elizabethemm6361
      @elizabethemm6361 4 роки тому +2

      @@haveagoodmourning That's actually really sweet, ready to apologise for being nice.
      _I still hate you for giving me hope_

  • @neuroatypicalkirby2
    @neuroatypicalkirby2 4 роки тому +6

    the one about bad thoughts not making you a bad person is really gonna make me cry what the frick seymour i was not prepared for this

  • @kaibird542
    @kaibird542 4 роки тому +17

    12:11
    Buy a set of those bathtub crayons for kids, most of them can write on bathroom tile and you can save it for when you get out of the shower

    • @_stupidbro
      @_stupidbro 3 роки тому

      I just use my phone in the shower

  • @backstreetspearstm6870
    @backstreetspearstm6870 4 роки тому +38

    All bad penguins get the bubble.

  • @SageofStars
    @SageofStars 4 роки тому +27

    2:56
    To be fair, they lasted longer than a lot of other character types in this program. I mean, just wait till he sees how short a time humans are on the Earth.

    • @Insert.Oregano
      @Insert.Oregano 3 роки тому

      I'm still only in the 2020's arc... Are you saying that I'm near the end of the human plot line? Cause they aren't doing so hot rn

    • @SageofStars
      @SageofStars 3 роки тому

      @@Insert.Oregano Nah, they get through that one fairly handily. Of cours, by 2030 they're not the main characters anymore. Not gonna spoil, but some others come to take the show from them in a nice twist.

    • @fusrosandvich3738
      @fusrosandvich3738 3 роки тому

      Man, that kinda sucks though. They never even finished their character arc and they're already getting replaced? Oh well.

    • @mantacid1221
      @mantacid1221 3 роки тому

      *What do you know?*

    • @SageofStars
      @SageofStars 3 роки тому

      @@mantacid1221 That the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

  • @paulolah7741
    @paulolah7741 4 роки тому +10

    As a Colorado person, I too have several questions.

  • @cosmicriptid
    @cosmicriptid 4 роки тому +10

    I'm at this point in tumblr literacy that every other video I inevitably go, "oh, I've seen that one!"

  • @pixelboy1192
    @pixelboy1192 4 роки тому +115

    I involuntarily make everyone around me asexual.

  • @Scorchlette
    @Scorchlette 4 роки тому +24

    "A man needs to feel like a man." What, like emotionally secure with a feeling of belonging?

    • @jennifercorbett8640
      @jennifercorbett8640 4 роки тому +3

      Male mental security? In THIS economy? I scoff at thee. We need to worry about important things, like women getting paid less than men for OBVIOUSLY patriarchal reasons and not at ALL personal choice by them.

  • @stormcloud7403
    @stormcloud7403 4 роки тому +10

    2:28 Holy cow this is accurate, I'm on the ace/aro spectrum and when ever some random dude asks me about it on the internet and I tell them, I can TELL that they just want me to shut up and be normal. When ever they start getting aggressive they tell me I'm attention seeking and trying to victimize myself, like NO. I brought it up either because you insulted me with a sex related insult, or because you asked me out and can't take the fact that you were wrong.

  • @noone6991
    @noone6991 4 роки тому +24

    “An instant cute outfit with minimal outfit”
    7:12

  • @justaperson4656
    @justaperson4656 4 роки тому +27

    "well at least it's not bees"
    Me, waiting till spring so I can buy some bees: :(

    • @wingsfeatherstalonsYT
      @wingsfeatherstalonsYT 4 роки тому +2

      Moomintroll, waiting every winter for his "just best friend" to come back in spring: *you dare oppose me, mortal?*

    • @justaperson4656
      @justaperson4656 4 роки тому +1

      @@wingsfeatherstalonsYT we love snufkin

    • @wingsfeatherstalonsYT
      @wingsfeatherstalonsYT 4 роки тому +1

      @@justaperson4656 :0 cultured people

    • @justaperson4656
      @justaperson4656 4 роки тому

      @@wingsfeatherstalonsYT *cultered fisherman

  • @earl2385
    @earl2385 4 роки тому +10

    This is a wonderful video, I have always enjoyed your binge compilations. Thank you, your existence makes the world a better place. I cannot thank you enough.

  • @Kay_Jay_Pea
    @Kay_Jay_Pea 4 роки тому +32

    I am only referring to my asexuality as "sexualn't" from now on

  • @sleepyartist6040
    @sleepyartist6040 3 роки тому +5

    Me: *is having extreme pain everywhere and decides to put this on to take my mind off the pain in English class*
    Also me: *is desperately trying not to laugh while the pain increases ten fold*

  • @Nameless-gc2dg
    @Nameless-gc2dg 4 роки тому +3

    Ok but a vampire just wearing a t-shirt and shorts is such a funny picture

  • @FluffyGriffin
    @FluffyGriffin 3 роки тому +1

    I’d like to imagine that every post is just pm Seymour interviewing these random beings and Andy’s behind the camera filming. The camera moves, shuts off occasionally and will many a time have Seymour pop up and look the camera in the eye to say something.

  • @dnicer3486
    @dnicer3486 4 роки тому +66

    Yet another binge compilation for the Skeletons.

    • @arising.sights
      @arising.sights 4 роки тому +1

      *THE INTERGLATIC SKELETON WAR*

    • @dyinginside8716
      @dyinginside8716 4 роки тому +3

      Fools... You don't even consider the possibility of the Meat Army sliding in to take the victory!

    • @fryingpanman1250
      @fryingpanman1250 4 роки тому +1

      @@dyinginside8716 *oh god*

    • @--CHARLIE--
      @--CHARLIE-- 4 роки тому

      @@dyinginside8716 will they be lead by the almighty flesh cloud?

    • @dyinginside8716
      @dyinginside8716 4 роки тому

      @@--CHARLIE-- Of course, my son. Although, your use of "they" makes me think you are not siding with the True Army.

  • @_stxtchxs_5160
    @_stxtchxs_5160 4 роки тому +1

    The "All hail the mighty flesh cloud" is actually a reference to a podcast called Welcome To Night Vale. Where, in one of their first episodes, the narrator says "All hail the mighty glow cloud"

  • @czheythebard
    @czheythebard 4 роки тому +12

    I will not hesitate and not sleep and watch this for the whole night OwO

  • @jackmahoy2874
    @jackmahoy2874 4 роки тому +4

    I almost fell asleep to this and the moment it ended i was woken up feeling very confused. i remember something about "dsscribe a machine and ill make it for you" and i woke up thinking my glasses were a hairy pipe cleaner and felt soo confused. Like you cant imagine how confused i was.

    • @jackmahoy2874
      @jackmahoy2874 4 роки тому

      I have now decided that pure confusion is a drug. like this pure uncondensed confusion is so freeing in a sense.

  • @fizzizist
    @fizzizist 4 роки тому +9

    1:32 Has this dude just forgotten the entirety of girls having vampire fantasies?

    • @ul8532
      @ul8532 4 роки тому +1

      It seems so, also look the username and you will understand.

    • @jennifercorbett8640
      @jennifercorbett8640 4 роки тому +5

      And did he also forget the concept of non-traditional masculinity? Men can dress fabulously and not be gay. If anything, that post is kinda hypocritical, because it enforces the "man in a flamboyant outfit = gay" stereotype, but turns the joke on straight people (more specifically, straight men) so that the user feels like they're being progressive.

    • @maritofuentes4690
      @maritofuentes4690 11 місяців тому

      Also forgot the entirety of the victorian era which most "vampire" clothes are based on

  • @Max-Parker-Buxton
    @Max-Parker-Buxton 4 роки тому +2

    0:35 is actually a really good way of describing what you can do when you fail, you can give up, try again, or ask for help. And usually there will be a "Luigi" around who is basically the designated helper for that thing you're doing. Having trouble with that sculpture in Art Class? Art Teacher is your Luigi. Can't remember a basic math problem even though you should know it in Math Class? Math Teacher is your Luigi. Mental Health and Emotion Problems? Your Therapist is your Luigi. And if you don't have a Luigi around, you can always give up or try again. Or you can look for a Luigi.
    Sorry for the long comment, i just really liked the idea of calling a person there to help you a Luigi so you can ask someone, "Who's the Luigi around here? I'm having some trouble,"

  • @wizardpirate1016
    @wizardpirate1016 4 роки тому +12

    Its funny I was just looking it see if you posted a compilation then 5 min later this appeared on the bell button.

  • @Autistic_Pixie
    @Autistic_Pixie 2 роки тому +1

    16:40 iirc the reason people thought tomatoes were poisonous was because people ate off lead plates or something, and the acidity of the tomato would soak up lead, leading to people dying of lead poisoning.

  • @Mc_Paddy
    @Mc_Paddy 4 роки тому +178

    "How and where can I return myself"
    Me:would love to know, if you get any more information pls let me know.
    Edit: lol I just released the line I said was PERFECT for my profile pic!!🤣🤣

  • @Kid--Stardust
    @Kid--Stardust 4 роки тому +19

    toss me to the sun
    and let me die within the star
    i wont see what spring is like
    on jupiter or mars
    cuz i'll be in the sun

    • @squidrex6264
      @squidrex6264 4 роки тому +3

      *In other words, I shall die*
      *In other words, burning AGONY*

  • @erinkay7080
    @erinkay7080 4 роки тому +10

    I’m I up extremely early or am I up extremely late... the world may never know

  • @mistermossman6074
    @mistermossman6074 4 роки тому +2

    Sometimes I feel like I need to try to not look terrible when I'm in public but then I remember that I'm beutiful in my eyes and that is all that matters

  • @basicallystevenuniverse511
    @basicallystevenuniverse511 4 роки тому +3

    16:55 same. I can subconsciously memorize a song after hearing it once along with memorizing short dances, but I can’t ever remember waking up

  • @anaceattorneyfangreatgame9770
    @anaceattorneyfangreatgame9770 Рік тому +2

    5:02
    Hat means sheriff is in charge of the area.
    Alien head means venomous snakes are there.

  • @angelofbubbles7623
    @angelofbubbles7623 4 роки тому +9

    1:57 *dresses in the most fabulous gothic attire know to all forms of existence while drinking warm blood fresh from a servents who donated their blood to me just this morning from a wine glass* Hehehe don't underestimate us straights my friend.

  • @Doc903
    @Doc903 3 роки тому +2

    7:50 Fun fact, it used to be the other way around, because Pink uses to be considered a strong color, and blue was seen as a softer, feminine color. Funny how time changes things.

    • @BrynGill-b7y
      @BrynGill-b7y 18 днів тому

      A less fun fact, the reason for the swap was because that's how NAZIS marked gay people to kill.

  • @acanadianpumpkin
    @acanadianpumpkin 4 роки тому +5

    The thumbnail: THE EMAIL
    Me: but thats not an email, that's a Gmail.
    There's a pretty big difference

  • @TheEternalGoth
    @TheEternalGoth 3 роки тому +1

    That tomato thing is kind of the basis of the entire Hollows book series.

  • @TsukikoLuna26
    @TsukikoLuna26 3 роки тому +3

    3:46 LEGIT! YOU CAN NOT GET ANY BETTER THAN THIS!!!!!

  • @RasmodeusQ
    @RasmodeusQ 4 роки тому

    OVERSIZED CLOTHING ALMOST ALWAYS LOOKS ADORABLE ON ANY human, mixed with thigh-high socks and a hood that's UP? my lord I can't contain the joy I get from the sight

  • @imkuelllgremlin
    @imkuelllgremlin 4 роки тому +14

    again, time for my dose 1am tumblr memes

  • @bookishblossom8670
    @bookishblossom8670 2 роки тому

    "4 guys my dad thinks are distinct people but are actually all Brian David Gilbert" is such a good phrase

  • @Mari-rm6ju
    @Mari-rm6ju 4 роки тому +4

    ....... as someone who has lived in colorado and has furry friends who live in colorado.... the only answer we have come up with is: Flower from Bambi?

  • @PutJokeHere9935
    @PutJokeHere9935 3 роки тому

    When P.M said "Anti-thesis" a little part of me curled up and cried.

  • @blankadams3120
    @blankadams3120 3 роки тому +4

    That 'straight vampire' one, I point you at Edward's father in Twilight... you know? The dentist? Wait, Hermione's parents were dentists... and Australian, if I remember correctly...

    • @Oturan20
      @Oturan20 2 роки тому

      No they moved to Australia after Hermione mindfucks them.

  • @cheese0827
    @cheese0827 Рік тому +1

    13:06 when the patient woke up, his skeleton was missing and the doctor was never heard from again!

  • @Kathylovesart
    @Kathylovesart 4 роки тому +3

    17:01
    “Verbatim-“
    Me: *GOIN’ IN THE WIND IS AN EDDY OF THE TRUTH BUT IT’S NAKED-*

  • @catatonicillus
    @catatonicillus 4 роки тому +2

    The thing at 5:50 about Howls Moving Castle is correct beyond belief. I just watched it again for the first time in 3 years and I do not understand what Suliman’s deal was? I finally understood why Howl acted like a child at times, but gods I need more detail on what the hell Suliman’s objective was. If anyone wants to indulge some info, please do.

    • @dalynagarcia3861
      @dalynagarcia3861 Рік тому

      Howl’s Moving Castle is one of my favorite movies and all I understood about the ending was that they fell off a cliff a couple times, Howl almost died, and then Sophie decided that she wanted to kiss everyone. So…

  • @hatakerayen
    @hatakerayen 4 роки тому +14

    This should keep me in a good mood for at least a few hours while I work on the evilest of days to be a retail worker 🙃

  • @GirishManjunathMusic
    @GirishManjunathMusic 4 роки тому

    HASHTAGI'm starting to crave meme attention and HASHTAGToo much PM Seymour content are gems that should have been allowed to shine...

  • @anonguy772
    @anonguy772 4 роки тому +3

    1:33 Lemme tell you I'm pretty sure I'm straight but if my city wasn't constantly boiling I would take any excuse I got to be dressed like a vampiric count lol

  • @willku9000
    @willku9000 3 місяці тому +1

    0:23 I’m pretty sure this is how Jungle Jim’s got built… I’m not kidding look it up. Jungle Jim’s is a gigantic international grocery store outside Cincinnati Ohio that is like a grocery store crossed with Disneyland with animatronics, elaborately themed sections, ELABORATELY THEMED BATHROOMS that look like Porta potties on the outside but are full bathrooms inside like some kinda T.U.R.D.I.S., A Monorail and a giant log of Provolone hanging in a giant windowed box simply called “THE BIG CHEESE”. The founder, Jim “Jungle Jim” Bonaminio really had to fight the Zoning board to let him build the place, and he often visits both the original Fairfield location and it’s sister store in Eastgate, talking to investors and the like while dressed in big ol Wizard hat and Robe… The place also has a podcast… Please tell me Tumblr is aware of this place. It would shock and horrify me if it wasn’t. This place is like if Tumblr was a Grocery Store.

  • @MasterV26
    @MasterV26 3 роки тому +5

    11:25 couples communicating via Tumblr is so f*cking funny to me

  • @t1tansunbreaker563
    @t1tansunbreaker563 4 роки тому

    Seymour, I just want you to know that I watch and wait for all of your binge compilations. Thank you

  • @buttercupkat
    @buttercupkat 4 роки тому +5

    12:35
    I can't believe nobody has made the joke yet. It's so obvious as to what this can be compared to.

  • @overfailed3639
    @overfailed3639 3 роки тому

    I WAS LOOKING FOR THE "ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY FLESHCLOUD" VIDEO FOR SO LONG! FINALLY!

  • @randomgoose9901
    @randomgoose9901 4 роки тому +4

    You know the shower writing problem
    Simple solution “waterproof shower computers”

  • @garrothhogonokami
    @garrothhogonokami 3 роки тому

    14:22 Seymour you prob don’t remember or care about this but that right away reminded me of one of the I think early episodes to PDH s1 where Aph fell asleep when she was supposed to write a creative story XD

  • @erincrystalexe9125
    @erincrystalexe9125 4 роки тому +3

    *calls Luigi and just unloads my trauma onto him, the both of us just start crying*

  • @athleticfairy325
    @athleticfairy325 3 роки тому

    That definition for goodness is literally exactly what it is.

  • @frog4099
    @frog4099 4 роки тому +6

    2:08
    like you dont wanna blend in with the one animal species you always see laying around dead from rabies or eating a dead squirel 🙄

    • @Foxking437
      @Foxking437 2 роки тому

      Fun fact: Already posted a comment about this but Arapahoe county was not only the only one that searched up skunks but by sheer numbers alone it overpowered all other searches! That’s why it was most searched

  • @Rae0814
    @Rae0814 4 роки тому +1

    “My brain is fired. I mean fried. You know what..”
    Is my energy most of time.

  • @imperialfist2304
    @imperialfist2304 4 роки тому +5

    4:38 What other lies have I been told by the council?

  • @sugarblack2823
    @sugarblack2823 4 роки тому

    They have PICKLES HERE!?!?? IN TEXAS... IN MOVIE THEATERS!?!?! why haven’t I seen them :( . Also love ya ❤️❤️❤️

  • @reyrex4938
    @reyrex4938 4 роки тому +3

    Welp figures out the cause of my occasional back pain, I’ve been diagnosed with thicc
    It’s an affliction.
    You don’t want/need it

  • @hyphurr.rarelypostsifever1220

    3:17
    THIS ONE ACTUALLY BLEW MY MIND??? LIKE?? THAT SHITS SO INSPIRING??
    IM SO HAPPY NOW WHAT THE-