James being given a helmet before the stunt attempt and casually giving it back to another staffer on his way to the Jetta is the funniest ish I’ve seen today 🤦🏾♂️😂💀
When things were at their very worst: 2 Suns, Cross in the sky, 2 comets will collide = don`t be afraid - repent, accept Lord`s Hand of Mercy. Scientists will say it was a global illusion. Beware - Jesus will never walk in flesh again. After WW3 - rise of the “ man of peace“ from the East = Antichrist - the most powerful, popular, charismatic and influential leader of all time. Many miracles will be attributed to him. He will imitate Jesus in every conceivable way. Don`t trust „pope“ Francis = the False Prophet - will seem to rise from the dead - will unite all Christian Churches and all Religions as one. One World Religion = the seat of the Antichrist. Benedict XVI is the last true pope - will be accused of a crime of which he is totally innocent. "Arab uprising will spark global unrest - Italy will trigger fall out" "The time for the schism in the Church is almost here and you must get prepared now" The Book of Truth.
I had a 98 TDI Jetta. When it hit 300k, the odometer went back to zero. I loved that car. Also had a 01 Cabby. I was tboned and the car was totaled. I miss that car everyday. But I was safe and sound, even the window didn’t break. The guy that hit me (in a first Gen neon) was all jacked up.
In Australia we have a Australian made BMW Drift pad.. it is easy when the pad is wet to spin around.. look up hooligans garage and Australian burnouts.. They did it in a small yard and didn't hit a thing..
@@paulaltegoer9257 Could have been done probably with a solid metal "tire" or something. But then it sort of breaks the spirit of drifting being done in a normal car.
@@graemejohnson9025 you seem to be very dumb and uneducated, all land rovers are made in england and your 2 series was also mad in england not australia, only the evoque and discovery sport are made outside of england
Absolutely, that’s actually the most impressive thing I’ve ever heard of involving a vehicle.. The one thing that could match it is doing so on a unicycle.
@@kirkdurkadurka if you buy anything American made as a car? Get a Real good mechanic .. Mates 2017 Mustang, now has front strut tower failure.. and body droop.. the doors need adjustment.. and don't ask about the electronics.. 🤪
I love these guys, always working together but also staying in their own lane. Letting Dother members who have a better grasp of the subject take the reigns and branching off to start their own projects but also helping out with their mates project. Even though they are working for the benefit of someone else’s property, it all pays off when they are able to make each other better and continue to put out high level content. So excited for the coming years of Donut!
9:19 FOR SALE!!! - Gently used Porsche Cayenne S Turbo. Original owner, responsible-adult owned. Never raced. Less than 1 mile on the odometer! Has all the documents, receipts showing maintenance. No low ballers.
11:05 I literally have no idea what James was trying to say in German but the correct translation of hold my beer in German is “halte mein bier” i am not kidding
The Subaru parade is an odd one. I was part of the world record for most Subaru Impreza parade but that was not meant to be a world record, it was held on the anniversary of the great Colin McRea where a bunch of Impreza’s met up to show respect, just so happens it was the largest recorded number of them in one place
So not only you beat the lost beans out of a Mk3 jetta next to an airport on a friday but *also* the fartest bean launched from a Mk3 jetta next to an airport on a friday, you guys are the best
That should be one, too! However, all those proud Trabant owners are more concerned with beating their own record than the overall record. It sounds like a great way to meet new people who have a few of the same joys and problems that you have.
Your record at the end reminds me of all the drag car/ half mile records. "Fastest four speed Mitsubishi Eclipse with a Mcdonalds cup and 67 cents in the ash tray, in the 1/3 mile" lmao
As a dad, I’m happy to see Jeremiah on Donut - now matter how he tries to hide it, he’s clearly the only grownup in the room…. Lol…. P.S. the Wookiee sound was perfect.
"anything you do for 8 hours is hard." >literally any student doing online learning binge watching school Edit: this is a joke not fact. Just so anyone know.
My dad and I participated in the largest classic car parade with 2491 old cars 1987 and older. It was a very fun experience driving our 64 Willys Jeep. There were a variety of cars that some people think they don't exist anymore
7:10 you mention real life hot wheels tracks, but a couple of years ago, they did a drag race ending in a loop de loop that narrowed up and set a long jump record in a specially designed trophy truck as well as a wallride hairpin drift.
@@jpaugh64the official video it on UA-cam, it’s a small ring with like a dozen sprinklers constantly raining down on the track from the middle island. Cool record but it looks like that track wasn’t just wet, it was soaked.
"pretty sure that's like ten times as tall as me" the look on Jeremiah's face when James said that is priceless. like he almost broke character out of concern. not sure if it was a joke or not lol
@@aborted4196 Exactly. Do the most stupid or banal thing ever, pay them the fee, and be immortalised in their archives. And it gets concerning when dictatorships such as in Turkmenistan are accorded "world records" purely for the sake of stroking one despot's ego.
Honestly the indoor one seems the easiest to beat. I mean, what is considered "indoors" anyways? As long as you got a surface, walls, and roof, then you can be (as far as I think) "indoors". You could probably spend a couple months on the salt flats constructing a building that is super long, yet still qualifies as "indoors".
13:11 when I saw the Chinese flag. Me thinking: "That guy's mom: do that blindfolded in reverse gear with one hand on the first try cuz imma kick u out!"
James being given a helmet before the stunt attempt and casually giving it back to another staffer on his way to the Jetta is the funniest ish I’ve seen today 🤦🏾♂️😂💀
You earned that heart for catching that lol
And that Chewbacca sound after giving it lol 😂
When things were at their very worst:
2 Suns, Cross in the sky, 2 comets will collide = don`t be afraid - repent, accept Lord`s Hand of Mercy.
Scientists will say it was a global illusion.
Beware - Jesus will never walk in flesh again.
After WW3 - rise of the “ man of peace“ from the East = Antichrist - the most powerful, popular, charismatic and influential leader of all time. Many miracles will be attributed to him. He will imitate Jesus in every conceivable way.
Don`t trust „pope“ Francis = the False Prophet
- will seem to rise from the dead
- will unite all Christian Churches and all Religions as one.
One World Religion = the seat of the Antichrist.
Benedict XVI is the last true pope - will be accused of a crime of which he is totally innocent.
"Arab uprising will spark global unrest - Italy will trigger fall out"
"The time for the schism in the Church is almost here and you must get prepared now"
The Book of Truth.
I swear 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bill gates giving a Donut Media World Record an "oof" bothers me when it shouldn't.....😑🤔🤷🏾♂️😂
Thanks for the shout out guys!
But yes. Most car records are dumb.
love the vids vro
@i l 7:51
One day they'll call my name too lol
xD
I thought he said that dude in blue cuz you're wearing blue lmao
Gotta give subaru credit for the most running subarus in one location
😅
No one said they were all running! Maybe some were towed! 😂
I bet they set the record for biggest vape sesh, by default... as well.
Besides every Whole foods?
I wonder how many blew head gaskets during the meet-up, though? Lol
“Anything for 8hrs is hard.”
If it’s hard for 8hrs, see a doctor
🤣
BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUU HAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHH
Lmqo
What about 8 miliseconds 😎
@@kawahenry8716 lol then your dad came in your room while you've just opened PH
1. I love how he carried the helmet outside and then hands it to someone.
2. I had a 96 Jetta as my first car. Indestructible 😂
I had a 98 TDI Jetta. When it hit 300k, the odometer went back to zero. I loved that car.
Also had a 01 Cabby. I was tboned and the car was totaled. I miss that car everyday. But I was safe and sound, even the window didn’t break. The guy that hit me (in a first Gen neon) was all jacked up.
Except for beans apparently
For the drift record, I'm sure the "wet road" qualifier was important to keep the tires from shredding long enough to actually perform the attempt.
Otherwise it couldn't be done, no matter what kind of special tires they're running
@@paulaltegoer9257 Well, you could have a dry record.....
In Australia we have a Australian made BMW Drift pad.. it is easy when the pad is wet to spin around.. look up hooligans garage and Australian burnouts..
They did it in a small yard and didn't hit a thing..
@@paulaltegoer9257 Could have been done probably with a solid metal "tire" or something. But then it sort of breaks the spirit of drifting being done in a normal car.
@@caramel_______9413 stop
"This is awful. This is not only going to hell. I will never buy a Land Rover."
I felt that.
New Land Rover is Indian made crap..
My series 2 Land Rover is Australian made quality.. now has a Holden engine.. no tech nerd crap..
Mkenya
@@graemejohnson9025 you seem to be very dumb and uneducated, all land rovers are made in england and your 2 series was also mad in england not australia, only the evoque and discovery sport are made outside of england
@@gto4609 mm, I love new Range Rovers
@@chmclips121 I love my old range rover I've owned 4
Considering all the absurd elevation changes on the Ring, doing a 2 wheel lap is even more nuts.
Also imagine the strain on the engine at that angle
I wanna see it around the carrousel.
Yeah holy god
Absolutely, that’s actually the most impressive thing I’ve ever heard of involving a vehicle.. The one thing that could match it is doing so on a unicycle.
@@Shimeih I know I was just thinking that. What about oil consumption and everything for 45 minutes hahahaha
Literally as he said “I will never buy a Land Rover” I got an ad for the new Land Rover defender
Land rover : Maybe you would buy 😂
Hell no! The most unreliable car brand in the world.
@@GF-mf7ml finally someone who knows the fax
It's a Land Rover *Defender* after all...
@@GF-mf7ml that might as well be their record
Crazy he did a Reverse jump in a Front wheel drive car… making it Rear Wheel Drive but also steers on the same axis. Must’ve been pretty sketch
Gearing is the main difference
I'd love to see the tires before and after the eight hour drift.
U in the show?
It was on a wet surface so probably wasn’t all that much wear
Must be special extra hard ass tires
The Track, Aussie designed..
Was wet, not a true dry Track drifting.. anyone can drift in the wet.. handbrake opposite lock, simple..
@@graemejohnson9025 yeah fo sure but can u drift 8 hours in a row ?
How have we not made an official Barbie Jeep World record yet?
You gotta do it now.
World’s sickest boosted barbie mustang
Um. The Jeep would break down..
I don't like Jeep
@@kirkdurkadurka if you buy anything American made as a car? Get a Real good mechanic ..
Mates 2017 Mustang, now has front strut tower failure.. and body droop.. the doors need adjustment.. and don't ask about the electronics.. 🤪
Love how these uploads line up with my lunches
Right
Me too
we do it for you ray smith
I love these guys, always working together but also staying in their own lane. Letting Dother members who have a better grasp of the subject take the reigns and branching off to start their own projects but also helping out with their mates project. Even though they are working for the benefit of someone else’s property, it all pays off when they are able to make each other better and continue to put out high level content. So excited for the coming years of Donut!
"Anything you do for eight hours is hard."
*_Goes to sleep_*
but i sleep 9 hours idot
@@chimpanzee4271 Lucky you XD
Well, I'm still alive...
“Anything you do for 8 hours is hard” ah yes. Work.
Try 13 hrs a day.
I’ve lived for over 8 hours. I mean it wasn’t that hard
@@DaInfamous0ne when I was a stagehand I had a 35hr day. Five shifts back to back.
@@PeterKnagge how much coke was consumed lol
@@colts574you 💀 I'm assuming copious amounts including 2 boxes of cigs
6:22 That moment when James does some bad math and confuses the engineer but is only 6 inches away from being right
That's why Imperial sucks
@@EdyAlbertoMSGT3 imperial doesn't suck...you do
@@Spyw imperial sucks
@@Spyw imperial sucks but not that much
@is no and there is a reason the rest of the world hasn't been to the moon. BACK TO BACK WORLD WAR CHAMPS DON'T @ ME
Also subaru replicates this parade every day in Portland on i5 after work
lmao
Right? All wheel drive and they still stay at 35mph on the freeway.
At one point I owned the only wrx never to be vapped in... bought new but sold and got a charger for car seats
Facts
I lol’d.
9:19 FOR SALE!!! - Gently used Porsche Cayenne S Turbo.
Original owner, responsible-adult owned.
Never raced. Less than 1 mile on the odometer! Has all the documents, receipts showing maintenance. No low ballers.
11:05 I literally have no idea what James was trying to say in German but the correct translation of hold my beer in German is “halte mein bier” i am not kidding
James “I’m 6’3 so 10 times that”
Jeremy’s face 😂
Another example why these measurements make absolute no fucking sense.
6'3 is 75 inches
75 x 10 is 750 inches
63 feet to inches is 756 inches
So...basically yeah.
I only do math when it's pointless.
@Damar Fadlan he prob has if hes smart
@@recipoldinasty what's so smart about it?
@@bobbyoghee9124 lol
That explains what was leaking out of the exhaust on the previous episode.
Dude right? 😂
so glad someone else caught that lmao
Yeah, what a callback lol well played Donut, well played.
to be fair it's not the first time we put beans in the exhaust. also the head gasket deleted itself
You think this World record was done from one day to another!? Noo, this is years of practice sumarized
When you mentioned land rover and jaguar for the same record, I was assuming it was most cars broken down in a single year
Ford has them beat...
@@MarloSoBalJr if thats true I cant really say Im shocked
@@steverambo7599 Nah Chrysler has been holding that title since the 70s.
I thought Maserati had that record?
Elon Musk has the Guinness World Record for most garbage launched into orbit.
The Subaru parade is an odd one. I was part of the world record for most Subaru Impreza parade but that was not meant to be a world record, it was held on the anniversary of the great Colin McRea where a bunch of Impreza’s met up to show respect, just so happens it was the largest recorded number of them in one place
Mustang record for most pedestrians going tits up.
I legit move away from any Mustang I see driving near me. I once got off the highway when a bunch of them were travelling together. Hell, no.
@@therealkzero lol relax
@ジャパンほｔ🧚♀️ no
Mustang record.. most return to dealership for Warranty repairs..
Mustang records..
Most Warranty claims in one year.. my mate in the States has hit 19 off them..
"Anything you do for 8 hours is Hard"
Me watching UA-cam for 8 hours: Observe
Me sleeping for 8 hours
@@Skeptic_Tank LOL nice
Alright James, challenge accepted, although it’s gonna most beans out of an Ecoboost, far from an airport, on a Wednesday.
how far did it go
@@1985_Honda_CRX_Si I think he broke it 😢
That was a truly dangerous and exciting world record you did. Respect for you to even trying to do that insanely dangerous world record.
So not only you beat the lost beans out of a Mk3 jetta next to an airport on a friday but *also* the fartest bean launched from a Mk3 jetta next to an airport on a friday, you guys are the best
Damn… totally saw Jeremiah saying, “6 times as much or as much as your mom!” … dropped the ball and left me hanging!
I'm never gonna emotionally recover from this
Dude, why do james look like that dude? Everybody has that guy, pure gold. Keep going donut
James looks like that guy Matt’s Off-road Recovery
the ending "record" felt something out of the Eric Andre show lmao
However, it looked like me after eating the lettuce at Chipotle.
Jeremiah had a hard time approving James’ “10 times my height” math 😂
I saw the kia stunt and the only thought that popped into my head after watching it was "yeah, still no way I'll ever be caught in a kia."
14:30 unlocked memories from top gear USA with Tanner Faust braking this record
I think the original record was set by the UK Top Gear in a Toyota F1 car.
11:56
"Anything you do for eight hours is hard"
Does sleeping count? 😁
wait until you hear about insomnia
@@bananasplease666
I have a few sleepless nights too 😅
Actually yes if you wake up at 4or5 am by yourself
Car brands: WHOA I JUST DID A CAR WORLD RECORD!
the stunt: *1 meter jump*
Brought a tear to my eye. So proud to have witnessed this history making event.
"Anything you do for 8 hours is hard." Well, I guess sleeping was harder than I thought.
Can confirm
"Anything you do for 8 hours is hard"
Me: Hold my beer.
*Falls asleep
@Van Jon umm....what?
You sleep for 8 hours? I struggle to get more than 6!
@@wassapdude94 That is just a fraction of my power...
In right conditions (no school) I sleep upto 15h (9pm - 12am)
@@filenotfound__3871 Dear god...
Fun fact the previous indoor speed record was held by Tanner Foust in one of his Fiesta rallycross cars. It was in an episode of Top Gear USA.
The record was also first set by Top Gear UK in an F1 car!
Poo on Top Gear US! Sincerely, An American
That "most flips in a row" from Casino Royale was heckin epic
I think there should be a single record for the largest same-make car parade
That should be one, too! However, all those proud Trabant owners are more concerned with beating their own record than the overall record. It sounds like a great way to meet new people who have a few of the same joys and problems that you have.
"anything you do for 8 hours is hard"
... *Literally everyone working 9-5* "WE KNOW!"
Even though that Kia jump was Over a year ago, I have yet to determine how that spin is defined as a 360°??? Looks like a 270° at best
Really only barely did a 180 and bounced off the ground for the rest.
The mini record is also a testament to the engine that can handle 45 minutes at an angle
I bet they titled some parts to compensate lol
Maybe it has a dry oil sump mod
Jeremiah: Anything you do for 8 hours is hard.
Me(student): YES FINALLY SOMEONE KNOWS MY HARDSHIP.
Somehow the record started out as “most beans” and then they measure the “furthest bean” and announced a new record of 52 feet…
2:42 Mountain Roo shoutout. I am a big stan for lifted Subarus. (Mtn Roo is much more than just lifted Subies though)
Your record at the end reminds me of all the drag car/ half mile records. "Fastest four speed Mitsubishi Eclipse with a Mcdonalds cup and 67 cents in the ash tray, in the 1/3 mile" lmao
Jeremiah's mustache is just...
*AMAZING*
@Zaniyah Leia lol
As a dad, I’m happy to see Jeremiah on Donut - now matter how he tries to hide it, he’s clearly the only grownup in the room…. Lol…. P.S. the Wookiee sound was perfect.
The most beans record sequence felt like a straight up CKY skit lol.
The episode we didn't know we needed. Truly amazing.
"anything you do for 8 hours is hard."
>literally any student doing online learning binge watching school
Edit: this is a joke not fact. Just so anyone know.
@Natsuki dunno I'm already graduated lol
They should have a car donut relating record for their channel's name it would be Epic!!
Most donuts eaten in a Porsche
... on a Friday
@@omikron6218 near an airport!! 🤣
@@wahanagerina3302 With your pants on backwards
@@nothing2see315 lmaoo
Gotta admit I wasn't expecting avtual beans to come from the exhaust lmap that made my day! Love you guys keep up the awesome work!
@Van Jon what's that gotta do with what I said?
"anytime there's death involved, it's like a real world record"
*Hotdog eating champion* "THATS RIGHT!"
My dad and I participated in the largest classic car parade with 2491 old cars 1987 and older. It was a very fun experience driving our 64 Willys Jeep. There were a variety of cars that some people think they don't exist anymore
7:10 you mention real life hot wheels tracks, but a couple of years ago, they did a drag race ending in a loop de loop that narrowed up and set a long jump record in a specially designed trophy truck as well as a wallride hairpin drift.
„Anything you do for 8 hours is hard“
Me working everyday: 😵💫
8:37 Dude really rolled up in heelies.
5:04 the way James said ,,ok’’ 😂
I LOVE YOU GUYS!!! NO HOMO!!! just find your material very entertaining thank you
The most impressive thing to me about the world's longest drift is that the tires held up that long.
The "wet" track was probably renewed from a garden hose often enough to absorb most of the heat from friction. IDK.
@@jpaugh64the official video it on UA-cam, it’s a small ring with like a dozen sprinklers constantly raining down on the track from the middle island. Cool record but it looks like that track wasn’t just wet, it was soaked.
Nice to see Jackery as a sponsor, the recent Hi/Low season opened a whole new world for Donut 🍩 😋
I always get hyped when i see a new donut upload, makes my day.
Dear Donut,
Please don't ever stop...
Love you guys
the quality of donut videos is so much better than anything you ever see on TV...
The last indoor speed record was held by Tanner Foust in his 600+hp Rockstar Energy VW Bug RallyX car
"Now amagin its 6 times heavier"
*Looks directly into James's soul*
"pretty sure that's like ten times as tall as me"
the look on Jeremiah's face when James said that is priceless.
like he almost broke character out of concern. not sure if it was a joke or not lol
Wookie scream before getting in the Jetta was the only thing this video needed.
Joe is the underdog of donut media. He needs his own show please.
I really want to see one of the 5 million subscribers break your record
Loving the trend of Joe dressing up for new roles or characters
Kia didnt do a 360. They did a 180 with a revert. You can call it a 270 but even thats being generous.
The “on a Friday” set me off so quick 😭😭💀💀💀💀😂😂
So is Guinness in general, where they'd literally feature anyone who'd want to get their fifteen minutes of fame for all the wrong reasons.
You pay them money they give you record
@@aborted4196 Exactly. Do the most stupid or banal thing ever, pay them the fee, and be immortalised in their archives. And it gets concerning when dictatorships such as in Turkmenistan are accorded "world records" purely for the sake of stroking one despot's ego.
Wow I laughed so hard at this whole episode. Thank you, you’re a treasure
Always love the James and Jeremiah combo!
11:55 gamers : 8 hours, that's insultingly low
These guys could make a video on ANYTHING and I know it would be fun to watch
This channel is the only channel i like and comment everytime,Love this channel,fun entertaining and educational
12:24 Saudi Arabians be like: nothing strange here
11:56 “Anything you do for 8 hours is hard”
Yeah I know sleeping is really hard
11:43
Jeremiah: “How big was the track, do you know? Was it a little tight circle?”
James “ *At least ONE lil tight circle in there* 😏”
Thanks!
„Anything you do for 8 hours is hard“
sleeping *exists*
“Anything you do for 8 hours is hard”
Sleep: am I a joke to you?
Snorting cocaine: "How big of a joke does that make me?"
Insomnia would like to have a word with you
No he's saying it's hard to get a full nights rest which I can confirm
"Hang it on your wall"
Florida man: "I'm gonna hang it off my truck"
“Anything you do for 8 hours is hard”
Me: *goes to school*
You just broke the ''world record" for the funniest car world record in the world
We got the MKBHD Sticker on the laptop. Love you Marques
I love how the award you get for doing a full loop the loop in an suv is the same award given to those dumb car parades.
Donut should make a video about Nolan's Chrysler Imperial
10:36 thats what she said
Honestly the indoor one seems the easiest to beat. I mean, what is considered "indoors" anyways? As long as you got a surface, walls, and roof, then you can be (as far as I think) "indoors". You could probably spend a couple months on the salt flats constructing a building that is super long, yet still qualifies as "indoors".
13:11 when I saw the Chinese flag.
Me thinking:
"That guy's mom: do that blindfolded in reverse gear with one hand on the first try cuz imma kick u out!"