Conan Becomes A Texas Deputy, Part 1 | CONAN on TBS

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  • @ImGazu
    @ImGazu 8 років тому +11992

    I have fallen victim to a Conan spree. Tell my family I loved them.

    • @catherinedu7256
      @catherinedu7256 8 років тому +61

      +LittleHampie89 Cold. but good timing though

    • @ImGazu
      @ImGazu 8 років тому +13

      Texan American Texas...

    • @ImGazu
      @ImGazu 8 років тому +7

      Texan American Texas...

    • @stonecold3936
      @stonecold3936 8 років тому +3

      Leper Stepper Texas

    • @stonecold3936
      @stonecold3936 8 років тому +3

      jbmp1390 thanks, I appreciate it

  • @pirateking888
    @pirateking888 7 років тому +1795

    I love how the Texan idea of an enemy is a hippie who knows incredibly advanced martial arts.

    • @jordynstevens3945
      @jordynstevens3945 2 роки тому +107

      As a Texan, I can confirm this is the epitome of the hypothetical “criminal underbelly” in most rural towns

    • @randomswedishdude
      @randomswedishdude 2 роки тому +25

      They have watched First Blood.

    • @gregg7233
      @gregg7233 Рік тому +19

      Y’all clearly ain’t been to Austin

    • @robiertoo2981
      @robiertoo2981 Рік тому

      @@gregg7233 Can confirm there are a bunch of martial artists that assault police officers in austin

    • @pablot-r9402
      @pablot-r9402 Рік тому +13

      Lifelong Houston, Texan here, and I agree, we have a lot of dirty hippies down here who in fact know martial arts.

  • @TheClaireWitchProject
    @TheClaireWitchProject 9 років тому +6654

    I don't know which was funnier, when Conan was shooting everyone or when he just watched his partner get beat up by a kung-fu master.

    • @olivegardenmenu6557
      @olivegardenmenu6557 9 років тому +109

      Ikr I was dying in both of them it was so funny 😂

    • @MrDammed1
      @MrDammed1 7 років тому +31

      SPOILERS!

    • @NZyoutube
      @NZyoutube 7 років тому +7

      Man I choked up like a mad maan!!!

    • @valarie22
      @valarie22 6 років тому +24

      i couldnt shoot them either, they had some awesome moves man, i wanted to keep watching them beat her ass LMAO!

    • @yahya.muhammad.khan1
      @yahya.muhammad.khan1 5 років тому +3

      In the name of science, I would like to know about your profile picture! 😂😛

  • @The.Morrigan
    @The.Morrigan 7 років тому +756

    "I don't think there was anything left in the scene that you didn't shoot." IM CRYING

    • @user-vc5rp7nf8f
      @user-vc5rp7nf8f 3 роки тому

      lmao

    • @justanotheryoutubefan8070
      @justanotheryoutubefan8070 3 роки тому +9

      @The Real Gordon Ramsay "I'm crying" is a way of describing that you are laughing a lot. As in "I'm laughing so hard I'm crying"

    • @bern9642
      @bern9642 3 роки тому +1

      @The Real Gordon Ramsay it's an expression, it means she is laughing so hard there are tears in her eyes

    • @EnglishTimewithMrChris
      @EnglishTimewithMrChris 3 роки тому +3

      He was even shooting the car driving away too at the very end lol

    • @ryeofoatmeal
      @ryeofoatmeal Рік тому

      I'm laughing when conan shot the surveillance from the back at the 1st scene 😭😂😂

  • @calebwinfield1403
    @calebwinfield1403 3 роки тому +471

    As a southerner, I love how the sheriff calls Conan "sir" at the end of every sentence.

    • @WickedPhase
      @WickedPhase 3 роки тому +17

      Same, he was raised right

    • @David-tq8ok
      @David-tq8ok 3 роки тому +3

      is it a cultural thing? (I'm not american)

    • @WickedPhase
      @WickedPhase 3 роки тому +30

      David It is a cultural thing in the south

    • @calebwinfield1403
      @calebwinfield1403 3 роки тому +4

      @@David-tq8ok Yeah if we didn't call people sir or ma'am, we got a switch to the back of our legs.

    • @stynershiner1854
      @stynershiner1854 2 роки тому +3

      @@David-tq8ok It is also an Indian thing. In India, it is a habit to call another man "sir".

  • @곰돌이-m7h
    @곰돌이-m7h 8 років тому +4587

    I totally lost it at the World Peace part

  • @LightMusicK
    @LightMusicK 8 років тому +3113

    LMAO! That list of *celebrities unpunished* was so true!

    • @corporallawbreaker4163
      @corporallawbreaker4163 8 років тому +117

      The fact you read it so fast or stopped the video to examine it is... AWESOME

    • @petreandreiv
      @petreandreiv 8 років тому +65

      it's funny cos it's true :) nick nolte is twice.

    • @basicallyiamthebest
      @basicallyiamthebest 7 років тому +155

      LightMusicK I died when I saw Eminem, Snoop Dogg, and Keanu Reeves

    • @terraqus8024
      @terraqus8024 7 років тому +153

      am i a racist for ignoring everything and just focusing on finding O.J. Simpson? xD

    • @justinjohns1383
      @justinjohns1383 7 років тому +16

      Terraqus lollollollollollollollmmfao!!!! SAME!!!

  • @stelton25
    @stelton25 10 років тому +2071

    Man how does Conan catch all these small things like the World Peace words on the guys shirt, and he manages to act upon them? I'd say Conan is something of a comedic guru

    • @epicdemicvids
      @epicdemicvids 6 років тому +81

      GeronimoStilton I’m four years late, but the man graduated from Harvard and has an IQ of 160

    • @M3Lucky
      @M3Lucky 6 років тому +30

      @@epicdemicvids IQ of 160? I've read that but i highly doubt he ever took an IQ test. And if he did, there's usually a confidentiality agreement that would not allow them to name his score.

    • @M3Lucky
      @M3Lucky 6 років тому +17

      @@epicdemicvids but he is definitely one of the smarter talk show hosts

    • @fifiaames5935
      @fifiaames5935 5 років тому +6

      We are all tested in school. If under 18 yrs, you need your parents' permission to access the score. If over 18, they have to release the score to you. But we are all tested. Most people never think to ask, but it's easily available by asking.

    • @M3Lucky
      @M3Lucky 5 років тому +11

      @@fifiaames5935 Actually now that my brain is working, many IQ tests have an upper limit of 160 lmao. So no, he doesn't have an IQ of 160.

  • @doffymingo2187
    @doffymingo2187 3 роки тому +289

    Sheriff: *asks calmly* “was there anything wrong with your reaction? “ 😂😂

    • @minoritydestroyer69
      @minoritydestroyer69 3 роки тому +12

      I keep coming back to this video just to hear the Sheriff say that and it makes me laugh everytime.

    • @justareplica
      @justareplica Рік тому +3

      4:38 Is what gets me all the time. The sheriff coming into frame especially

  • @e_cabrera_0455
    @e_cabrera_0455 Рік тому +47

    4:31
    The way he just stands back in awe and fear as he watches some dude in handcuffs absolutely destroy his partner is hilarious 💀

  • @brottarnacke
    @brottarnacke 8 років тому +5087

    Eat the beans, wear the jeans.

  • @BiasedGamerV
    @BiasedGamerV 10 років тому +1769

    "I like to take out the trash before it stinks" My words to live by from now on.

    • @SlackerSince85
      @SlackerSince85 10 років тому +46

      Don't forget to eat the beans and wear the jeans though

    • @BiasedGamerV
      @BiasedGamerV 10 років тому +12

      Good god how could I

    • @trashman1694
      @trashman1694 6 років тому +3

      I agree with this statement

    • @holdtrue2021
      @holdtrue2021 5 років тому +3

      @@SlackerSince85 😂

    • @moncilu
      @moncilu 5 років тому +2

      Think he meant it as a joke

  • @Wyxoor
    @Wyxoor 10 років тому +2337

    Conan is the funniest bastard alive

    • @bennettgalef
      @bennettgalef 9 років тому +16

      Wyxoor But as far as legitimate children go, he's like number five funniest alive.

    • @bennettgalef
      @bennettgalef 9 років тому

      Bennett Galef Just kidding.

    • @xLurycz
      @xLurycz 9 років тому +43

      Wyxoor The funniest GINGER*

    • @dynamics
      @dynamics 7 років тому +1

      God*

    • @blackandwhiteguy4264
      @blackandwhiteguy4264 5 років тому +2

      Totally agreed but don't call him bastard it's kinda disrespect...

  • @waywardmind
    @waywardmind 4 місяці тому +15

    R. Kelly and P. Diddy being on that list is just so perfect

  • @susiq731
    @susiq731 7 років тому +541

    I've had a lot of stress in my life lately and health problems, literally crying everyday while trying to still take care of my responsibilities. The last couple hours I've been on a Conan binge and gut laughing the whole time. Something I haven't done in months. Thank you Conan!

  • @juanmorell4884
    @juanmorell4884 10 років тому +1284

    I love how the "violent criminal" is just some hippie,

    • @liornachmias8113
      @liornachmias8113 10 років тому +60

      He starts being a violent criminal when he starts kicking the Officer in the face...

    • @juanmorell4884
      @juanmorell4884 10 років тому +70

      My point was that they used the image of a hippie as the violent criminal

    • @juanmorell4884
      @juanmorell4884 10 років тому +14

      Instead of going for a more thuggish look. It just seems weird seeing a hippie being violent.

    • @pac6010
      @pac6010 10 років тому +48

      *****
      Thats part of the point though on those simulators, you never know whose gonna be the evil mfer thats gonna cross the line. Yeah it could be some ex-con who looks the part or it could be a Bill Gates type of even grandma. You just can't ever tell whats going on inside someones head. You know how that song goes "Smiling faces, smiling faces...sometimes...they don't tell the truth."

    • @niklashansen5432
      @niklashansen5432 10 років тому +17

      Damn dem dirty ninja hippies!

  • @petertimowreef9085
    @petertimowreef9085 8 років тому +2113

    "Did you need transportation..?"
    I am a big fan of this mister. So polite and non judgemental. I get the feeling he has seen it all and all that's left is just the drive to do the right thing. And he knows the best way to do this is to always stay polite and friendly, even in the face of satire bordering on ridicule.
    This is how a cop should be in my opinion. With power comes responsibility, the responsibility to always be the better man.
    Or maybe he beats his wife, I don't know. I really don't think so but you can't really judge people from just a youtube video.

    • @okaycan7054
      @okaycan7054 8 років тому +15

      nice

    • @thejournalist8091
      @thejournalist8091 8 років тому +10

      nice

    • @torandreflo
      @torandreflo 8 років тому +4

      cool

    • @Nexus42
      @Nexus42 8 років тому +10

      +Peter Timowreef cool cool cool

    • @iLxXxLupo
      @iLxXxLupo 8 років тому +63

      +Peter Timowreef you can judge anyone from anything to be fair... but it dont mean that judgement will be accurate

  • @aleramone23
    @aleramone23 9 років тому +437

    (shots 8 times at civilian back on simulator):
    -Ok mr, here is your badge.

  • @Theoneandonlyadammurphyryan
    @Theoneandonlyadammurphyryan 3 роки тому +206

    the sheriff had perfect comedic timing

    • @gsixzero
      @gsixzero Рік тому +7

      I'm here 2 years later to say the same thing. Dude was great

  • @ahmadmoon72
    @ahmadmoon72 4 роки тому +86

    The fact that they showed the names of all the celebrities that got away with crime is just dope

  • @brandondebruin375
    @brandondebruin375 7 років тому +1288

    Anyone else on a Conan remote watching binge?

  • @johnnyfelcher8156
    @johnnyfelcher8156 8 років тому +677

    "How many people in this town know Kung-Fu?"

  • @helpimarock66
    @helpimarock66 9 років тому +133

    "This man just whooped your partners, now he's fixin' to whoop you."

  • @YukimuraSanadaEmpires
    @YukimuraSanadaEmpires 7 років тому +63

    Damn that Sheriff has a slick texan accent. Sounds great

  • @IKhanNot
    @IKhanNot 3 роки тому +26

    "I don't think there was anything left in the scene that you didn't shoot". That line with the Texas drawl was the best.

  • @dxtrmrgn
    @dxtrmrgn 10 років тому +253

    Conan missed an opportunity at 3:27. That's the same guy from the first video, and I ask you.. what are the odds that this "civilian" just happens to show in 2 places that a robbery is going on? Obviously works with the robbers and so Conan's instinct to shoot him from the get go was spot on.

    • @Unknown_Ooh
      @Unknown_Ooh 2 роки тому +1

      I think Conan was just amazed by the guys karate skills

    • @MarcusN-kp1jn
      @MarcusN-kp1jn 3 місяці тому

      ok Jordan

  • @Macsk8ing
    @Macsk8ing 10 років тому +327

    Conan went full GTA on this one lol

  • @DanPenningtonII
    @DanPenningtonII 27 днів тому +6

    4:27 We got him folks. Not enough baby oil in the world to slip outta this one.

  • @codyleslie478
    @codyleslie478 3 роки тому +16

    That sherrif is great! He handles conan's silliness very well!

  • @HighGTurn6
    @HighGTurn6 10 років тому +77

    That deputy outfit is actually really badass looking.

  • @MandenTV
    @MandenTV 8 років тому +38

    "Oh you want me to wait until he shoots at me? No thank you." I laughed very hard.

  • @ThatDankGuy
    @ThatDankGuy 10 років тому +336

    I think all training videos are made 30 years ago.

    • @Bambuswaldninja
      @Bambuswaldninja 10 років тому +17

      as is of course the tradition. the prince is now removing the princess's arm and.. yes, the prince is sticking the princess's arm up his ass, as is the tradition. what a wonderful day for canada.

    • @jasonbloody3793
      @jasonbloody3793 10 років тому +2

      SOUTH PARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @anthonytran7306
      @anthonytran7306 10 років тому +1

      jason bloody dfqmzh%🅱iAh#*-$-hvwyyo🔡 🔢🅱

  • @Ulexcool
    @Ulexcool 5 років тому +9

    Man, that Sheriff played along very nicely! What a nice guy.

  • @andersondawn3631
    @andersondawn3631 3 роки тому +22

    The officers were covering their mouths trying so hard not to laugh I love it!

  • @invidioustv8890
    @invidioustv8890 8 років тому +24

    Sometimes you know a joke is coming yet it still gets you every time

  • @JoeLackey
    @JoeLackey 8 років тому +156

    I like how he shot the car at 3:37.

    • @Heavenzvoice
      @Heavenzvoice 6 років тому +4

      Joe Lackey he sure did! They weren’t even part of the simulation... just an innocent car driving by and he shoots it!

    • @brendanaeria9913
      @brendanaeria9913 3 роки тому

      Reminds me of my GTA days when I decide to go on rampages.

  • @ahituna5366
    @ahituna5366 9 років тому +15

    "was anything wrong with your reaction?" I lost it at that point

  • @upnorthvlogs
    @upnorthvlogs 12 днів тому +5

    Diddy was on that list. Glad he finally got caught.😂😂😂

  • @ItsTheNoob.
    @ItsTheNoob. Місяць тому +5

    Now, they have to remove P Diddy from the list of celebrities that got away with it. 😅

  • @klausweasley
    @klausweasley 10 років тому +32

    I love these Conan remotes! Classic Conan.

  • @kakasanti
    @kakasanti 10 років тому +33

    @ 2:08, He did not decock the gun, he just sent the slide forward by pressing on the slide-catch.
    The hammer was still up in a cocking position on single action.

    • @mitchellbarry8019
      @mitchellbarry8019 5 років тому +3

      I've got a p226 myself, thought the same thing haha. Had to scroll to find some common ground!

    • @mtb416
      @mtb416 5 років тому +2

      Mitchell barry P226 Mk25 was the best handgun I’ve ever owned.
      And I can’t believe the officer messed up the verbiage when that hammer is clearly ready to go.

  • @Orijuno
    @Orijuno 8 років тому +14

    4:30 i like how he's just letting his partner get their ass beat 😂😂😂

  • @douglasbullet6456
    @douglasbullet6456 5 місяців тому +8

    4:24 Bro, the fact that P Diddy is on that list from this 8 yr old video

  • @Immortal_Hunter
    @Immortal_Hunter 4 роки тому +8

    I cannot stop watching these segments. A whole day has passed.

  • @TheBrendan737
    @TheBrendan737 10 років тому +28

    Finally the remotes are back!! One of the funniest things around today! Conan should just do a remote show!

  • @Snazzyriffic
    @Snazzyriffic 10 років тому +229

    Conan is shooting like he lives in Florida.

    • @BeerSlayer863
      @BeerSlayer863 10 років тому +2

      Nah, he hit Texas right on the head with that. lol When we go down to Florida, those hunters are like marine snipers. Everything dies.

    • @knndyskful
      @knndyskful 4 роки тому

      No one in FL shoots like that

    • @Lichenroc
      @Lichenroc 3 роки тому

      Yep Stand Your Ground and all that...

  • @alice-14-k6b
    @alice-14-k6b 10 років тому +192

    At the end of the vid Conan reminds me a bit of Woody from Toy Story. Mainly cause he's tall and lanky and has a sharp defined nose.

    • @Brainbuster
      @Brainbuster 10 років тому +7

      I was thinking the same thing!!

    • @hgfxjnn
      @hgfxjnn 6 років тому +1

      Michael Lena absolutely "nailed it"

  • @eugenioconti4688
    @eugenioconti4688 5 років тому +18

    The Texan accent is just the best one worldwide.

  • @abdulalimbaakza954
    @abdulalimbaakza954 2 роки тому +5

    This man. This man literally makes everything funny.

  • @1989ElLoco
    @1989ElLoco 9 років тому +25

    "Does everybody in the town know kung fu?" Lol

  • @emcobaran9363
    @emcobaran9363 4 роки тому +77

    this aged well

  • @StrikeTeam99
    @StrikeTeam99 10 років тому +184

    Pro tip wear a world peace t-shirt and learn round house kicking.

    • @miguelBT2809
      @miguelBT2809 5 років тому +1

      👊🏾💥, “Road House”.

  • @evank3718
    @evank3718 4 роки тому +46

    Conan seems like the only celebrity that’s excited that he’s a celebrity

    • @nienkehuijbens301
      @nienkehuijbens301 Рік тому +3

      Ironically, in his podcast he never refers to himself as ‘famous’ or whatever. Just ‘known’. It seems he’s very humble outside of his skit-persona

  • @Rosie22112
    @Rosie22112 23 дні тому +4

    Did anyone else notice that P Diddy is mentioned in the list of celebrities that got away with it?😂

  • @dave9040
    @dave9040 8 років тому +100

    wtf, did texas criminal all do kung fu ???

  • @CountessChuchoteur
    @CountessChuchoteur 9 років тому +33

    It just occurred to me that the first guy he shot and the guy he shot in the bank robber scenario are the same guy. Conan seems to have a natural inclination to shoot him. I hope they never run into each other on the street!

    • @Khornedevotee
      @Khornedevotee 9 років тому +1

      +PatchouliMoonsong What's funny is Conan thought he looked insane for whatever reason. xD

  • @randyj420
    @randyj420 4 роки тому +4

    LOVE all the past content coming out during COVID - thanks! Keeping me grounded - and - laughing - so important.

  • @dedsec6072
    @dedsec6072 4 роки тому +95

    "I'm not gonna wait till he shoots me, i like to take out the trash before it starts to stink" Conan just represented every cop in the world

    • @Eskimo_iio
      @Eskimo_iio 2 роки тому +8

      That's an ignorant generalization.

    • @isiahaf1359
      @isiahaf1359 2 роки тому +1

      ^^ dude thinks he’s being quirky and cool with his generalizations

    • @pablot-r9402
      @pablot-r9402 Рік тому

      Yay, you got 79 likes worldwide in two years. You're so edgy.

  • @TheFoxTailPalm
    @TheFoxTailPalm 2 місяці тому +1

    5:07 - I don't know how many times I've seen this clip but it was only until now I noticed he stepped out of the women's restroom 🤣

  • @Stphnnnh
    @Stphnnnh 10 років тому +11

    I love it when Conan has these outings, they're priceless LOL:'D

  • @Smoore1028
    @Smoore1028 10 років тому +17

    Anyone notice he came out of the women's room? It's the little things I love about Conan.

    • @shell8118
      @shell8118 Рік тому

      Lol just noticed that at 5:08

  • @vincentnguyen1995
    @vincentnguyen1995 10 років тому +65

    I'm not sure I would want to live in the town where Conan was a Texas Deputy. I have a feeling I would get shot in the back by Conan when I'm about to enter the supermarket.

    • @CutiePie4325
      @CutiePie4325 10 років тому +6

      And there would be men running around in the Women's room. NOONE WOULD BE SAFE.

  • @Hollywoodsuxs
    @Hollywoodsuxs 7 років тому +11

    This guy is hilarious! I can't ever get enough of his videos!

  • @roberthernandez6948
    @roberthernandez6948 5 років тому +7

    " I like to take out the trash, before it stinks " . He has a point lol .

  • @razorbackblood06
    @razorbackblood06 10 років тому +32

    Its astounding to me the number of people commenting who haven't a clue.
    This entire clip was meant to be comical, but since so many are treating it as otherwise..
    An officer isn't trained to pull his firearm unless he determines a threat requires deadly force to stop.
    In most of those instances, a fellow officer would use physical force or a taser to subdue the suspect.
    Generally an officer is trained to use one level of force beyond the level of force that the suspect is using to neutralize the threat. (This does not mean they have to go through all of the lower levels first)
    It sickens me that so many people are so foolish and ignorant that they can blindly cast judgement upon law enforcement. Educate yourselves on a subject of debate before you arrive at a decision.

    • @poeslawincarnate4145
      @poeslawincarnate4145 10 років тому +13

      Its safe to say this is the only rational comment in the entire comments section.

  • @samushunter0048
    @samushunter0048 10 років тому +31

    Conan looks like he probably could've been a deputy. lol

  • @bigtimetorifan
    @bigtimetorifan 7 років тому +3

    The sheriffs comments were gold!

  • @vladbcom
    @vladbcom 5 років тому +14

    3:45 Sheriff: "Was anything wrong with your reaction?" HAHAHHAHA

  • @Amanda-xm2ip
    @Amanda-xm2ip 16 днів тому +2

    4:27 omg p Diddy 😭😭

  • @chewbacca12
    @chewbacca12 10 років тому +16

    MORE CONAN VISITS PLEASEE

  • @eligonzalez2500
    @eligonzalez2500 2 роки тому +5

    One of Conan’s all time great remotes

  • @Hanasikae
    @Hanasikae 10 років тому +28

    World peace on his T-Shirt huh that made my day

  • @santiagomunez3633
    @santiagomunez3633 6 років тому +5

    2018 here.. i just made a really a very long marathon of these remotes.. i cant stop !! HELP

  • @swoleousis9215
    @swoleousis9215 25 днів тому +2

    P.Diddy name was on the list of celebrities that didn’t pay for their crime. Crazy Conan mentions it and here we are

  • @joet8862
    @joet8862 8 років тому +8

    4:36 Conan thinks he's watching an action movie XD

  • @BTokinn
    @BTokinn 8 років тому +16

    I had NO IDEA how hilarious was until I watched 1 of his video..... and then 417 more of his videos

  • @SenorChris
    @SenorChris 7 років тому +6

    Conan is the only TV host that makes me want to watch actual TV, he's actually entertaining

  • @lostagain7292
    @lostagain7292 6 місяців тому +2

    P. Diddy on that list is HILARIOUS a decade later!

  • @archiermanilo23
    @archiermanilo23 2 роки тому +5

    I love the walking trope of the unbothered old sheriff.

  • @2fast2savage
    @2fast2savage 10 років тому +12

    Conan is a boss

  • @xCaptxCrunchx
    @xCaptxCrunchx 8 років тому +8

    Conan Steps Into Both Giant Themed Texan Boots.
    *An Uproar of Crowd Approval Ensues.

  • @MikhailKalashnikovMiG
    @MikhailKalashnikovMiG 10 років тому +1342

    "Can I shoot this guy"
    Sums up American law enforcement

    • @Ch3ri0
      @Ch3ri0 10 років тому +5

      Exactly

    • @DANtheMANofSIPA
      @DANtheMANofSIPA 10 років тому +94

      "Eh, lets let him go"
      Sums up the Polish police force

    • @dustyomeara5070
      @dustyomeara5070 10 років тому +76

      Another ignorant comment by a keyboard warrior.

    • @dutchpool7035
      @dutchpool7035 9 років тому +26

      Dusty O'Meara Even do there are thousands of police brutality videos on the internet and hundred of times on the news inncnet civilian getting shot..?

    • @OtterloopB
      @OtterloopB 9 років тому +67

      "Can we behead, rape, set on fire, and crush this guy?"
      Sums up islam.
      See, others can play this game too.

  • @sh1nzei
    @sh1nzei 4 дні тому

    It took 21 years of my life to uncover this heaps of treasure, I LOVE CONAN😭

  • @adamnash1770
    @adamnash1770 5 років тому +14

    Conan stealing a wheelchair probably explains what John Mulaney saw.

    • @nurmadihahbintizulkifli1734
      @nurmadihahbintizulkifli1734 4 роки тому

      can you explain, would love to know this reference 😂

    • @adamnash1770
      @adamnash1770 4 роки тому +1

      Madihah Zulkifli John mulaney found a wheelchair I New York once and it was empty.

  • @SlowUptakes
    @SlowUptakes 10 років тому +22

    my uncle saw him and took a picture with him i was wondering what conan was doing in texas lol

  • @OlleForsberg
    @OlleForsberg 9 років тому +15

    "You gotta eat the beans, wear the jeans, get in there with the guy!"
    I'm sooo surprised that Conan didn't throw something like: "Am I going to be in the Village People?"

  • @AJSSPACEPLACE
    @AJSSPACEPLACE 8 років тому +31

    of course im sure conan did it properly off screen after they got the jokes out of the way

  • @JohnLenin1917
    @JohnLenin1917 4 роки тому +5

    Conan shoots first, asks questions later. He'd be a great cop!

  • @bradendalhouse7247
    @bradendalhouse7247 3 роки тому +1

    im literally obsessed with these videos

  • @rogermoore27
    @rogermoore27 8 років тому +71

    the boots fit you nicely Conan!

    • @fazexxxtentacion3731
      @fazexxxtentacion3731 8 років тому +8

      Why are you acting like he's gonna respond.

    • @tomdelonge1768
      @tomdelonge1768 8 років тому +3

      +Harris Bhatti lol

    • @Chubs.
      @Chubs. 8 років тому +1

      +Harris Bhatti hahha

    • @Balinux
      @Balinux 8 років тому +2

      +Irisela 7 He's just sexually harrassing Conan. Not expecting a response.

  • @ismell79
    @ismell79 10 років тому +4

    yes yes yes these segments are the best

  • @juniordiaz707
    @juniordiaz707 Місяць тому +7

    You can take diddy off that list now

  • @ayushsharma4511
    @ayushsharma4511 3 роки тому +1

    "did you just fire that gun" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @RunicThor
    @RunicThor 4 місяці тому +4

    Scratch off Diddy off the list now 😂😂😂

  • @montserratdiaz8082
    @montserratdiaz8082 10 років тому +5

    Best comedian ever!!!

  • @darkness2121
    @darkness2121 10 років тому +46

    i paused and read the celebrities name

  • @OscarJazielable
    @OscarJazielable 10 років тому +7

    When you're in Texas look behind you because thats where Conan is going to be...

  • @thefracturedbutwhole5475
    @thefracturedbutwhole5475 5 років тому

    LOL that part where he shoots the guy in the back going into the bank then the guy coming out then the woman just standing there and then the innocent car just driving by . . . The most American thing I have seen

  • @Blaiyan
    @Blaiyan 5 років тому +82

    That man was cuffed and still whipping that officer and the response is shoot him? That's a weak move man.

  • @the-NITRON
    @the-NITRON 10 років тому +80

    **sees those simulations**
    question... what are the odds of the criminals being mixed martial artist?

    • @the-NITRON
      @the-NITRON 10 років тому +44

      ah nevermind, conan asked it first XD