Conan Enrolls In Southern Charm School | CONAN on TBS
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- Conan learns the finer points of Dixie etiquette and manners. First lesson: no mashed potato scooping at the table.
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"You broke this boy. You broke his brain."
Conan- telling it like it is.
Conan likes to fu- fish
"Look at him, you've turned him into some kind of robot dressed as Louis Farrakhan."
Thomas Ashraf grandma go home
She really did break that boi. Look at his fake smile. He's tense all the time, it's so annoying to talk to someone like that.
passerell Yeah, if I ever had a conversation with him I wouldn't trust him, possibly even analyze everything he'd say and try to decipher his words into what he actually wants to say.
"He just admitted to murder"
*"Thank you sir"*
*I burst out laughing when the kid said that*
What kind of spoon? Lol
"That's how you confess to a crime, politely."
I love Conan.
Can you imagine if that kid murders someone in the future?
Headline: "Conan's show predicts murder" 😳😀
Conan became Detective Conan for a moment...
I love how Conan understood that the little girl was uncomfortable with the attention she was receiving, so he turned it around on himself and made her laugh. He is clearly a very respectful and thoughtful person.
Yeah i also noticed that
Literally thinking the exact same thing, Conan is a sweetheart
Conan is best boy
@@WarmPotato Lmfao, so true
Conan is so thoughtful and kind
“And when the soup has left the bowl, I cram the soup into my hole”
Bloody brilliant 😂😂😂
fav part. i laugh cried. lol
It's improv comedic genius at it's best. The look he gives after. I died!
hahaha
I swear I watched that like 10 times. I was dying 😂😂😂😂😂
„And when the spoon has left the bowl...I cram the soup into my hole“ xD
has. School of proper English might be for you.
@@LeslieJayBoschPhoto Thanks for correcting me! :)
😂😂😂
@@LeslieJayBoschPhoto Teach the school of grammar Nazis, you will.
@B Plancher I wanted Schlansky to answer the questions at 2:40 😄
Whenever you feel sad, Conan is your medicine
J B this is actually true
Yes
TAMBIEN AMIG@S !
I just got my wisdom tooth pulled out and this is definitely help distract from the pain!
Conan is my laughing mechanism
It's incredibly intelligent how he asked the boy what kind of spoon is the long thin one and then soon after he asks him again because the boy now knows the answer ,but framing him for murder.
That's a well-formulated joke right there.
That's Conan O'Brien for you.
Harvard level comedy
This is one of my favorite segments from Conan. Pretty much all his jokes landed.
@@alanchen7593 not a WHOLE day
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This is how started .
Conan: F
*awkward silent*
Adam: Fish
That must be save of the decade
Save of the century!
@@BabylonGateLA Save of the millenium!
@dregg I see you're a man of RL culture
@dregg This gave me prostate cancer bro
lol conan set him up he just had to knock it down
Today was my first time watching a Conan video and that was four hours ago. *I’m still here.*
SAME
Conan is the ring leader, and he has brainwashed all of us
I read it as 4 years ago.
Me too!!!
Get a Job !
at 3:00 conan turned into jordan schlansky
+Madison Zelhofer hahaha
+Madison Zelhofer Irrelevant
Yep lol
Nah Jordan has various interests
exactamudioso!
I actually give props to that first kid.. He's gonna grow up with manners.. He remembered Conan said he liked to lay around and do nothing so he said that after realizing he was gonna get nothing.. and when it got to 'F', he just said Fish in the most innocent way unlike what most of us were thinking lol
The sheer speed with which he fired back with his answers culminating with him throwing Conan’s own previous answer back at him was so impressive.
yeah good work lad.
Conan is probably the best unscripted comedian I’ve ever seen.
Man I love how spontaneous Conan is.
Lady: "2 pump and you let go"
Conan: "Just described my wedding night. BINGO!"
To be honest she walked right into that.
Didn't he say 'Two pumps and down'? that makes it even funnier wrt the wedding night joke😂
That trait is not considered spontaneity. It is called being witty
A J there is no doubg he is the funniest person alive
Yeah, Conan’s pretty fast.
I like to sit at my house and do nothing.
I literally met a guy whose only interest was sitting in his house doing nothing. I kid you not. Conversation with that guy was like pulling teeth! After discovering his only real interest, however, I just stopped trying. Who wants to talk to a shmuck like that?! Unless he's Conan O'Brien, of course. :)
Allison Hoff Oh. I was wondering why you stopped calling me.
It makes sense when u are high.
I like to sit in my house and watch Conan.
What's wrong with sitting in your house and doing nothing?
“What was your crime?”
Omfgggg 😂😭😂😭😂😭😂
I laughed so hard 😂🤣
“What is this spoon for?”
“That may be-“
“Cocaine.”
There is a table spoon, and a tea spoon. The tea spoon has the smaller spoon end, and a longer stem. The table spoon is typically used for the soup, so it has the wider spoon end. Tea was typically served in the olden days unsweetened - in the South, people loved to sweeten their tea, like they sweetened their lemonade. To do this with tea, typically the sugar was added later, and stirred into the tea to blend the sugar. The tea spoon therefore only needed the smaller spoon end for stirring, and the longer stem in case the glass was a taller glass. The tea spoon was typically only used for adding sugar to the tea......
@@Bitshitter were they dumb? Didn’t they know they had hands to grab the sugar smh
Alright....so I clicked on a Conan video to pass the time...just needed to pass a couple minutes. I've been sitting here for 3 hours, crying from laughing so hard....man this guy is hilarious.
me too man....wasted my entire day but with NO REGRETS!
I have been doing the same thing all day... its a trap!
me too... conan literally makes me cry with laughter, no other chat show host comes close
Me too. I have heaps of work due tomorrow and it's 2am. I'm now going to click on Conan Visits Abraham Lincoln Presidential Musuem.
I know what you mean I was supposed to study biology right now but guess what? clueless gamer to
@1:56
Like ships that go out to sea
I spoon my soup away from me,
and when the spoon has left the bowl
I cram the soup into my hole.
Haha
This comment deserves more likes lol
Beautiful
Best haiku ever
@@bertgoedeme1737 not a haiku
4:40 - right before Conan says "you turned him into a robot", the lady moves to touch the robot's control panel and turn off its hearing , so that it continues to believe it is a real person.
Chilling... ... chilling.
Under-rated comment
That’s why I like this guy: humble, doesn’t push his jokes on people who don’t feel comfortable and never insults people, he stays behind the lines
He never insults people except when he calls them lnsane or "a creep"? What on earth are you talking about? Are you watching the same conan that I'm watching?
@@FriendlyCroock good question, do you watch the same Conan? I’m talking about this guy!
@@armenstaubach9276
Yeah, I'm also talking about this guy.
The same guy who called jordan and bleirt every name there is? lol
What on earth are you blabbering about?
@@FriendlyCroock im sure there close tho
@@FriendlyCroock lol thats called acting big brain... BTW, Terminator is not real, those machines are in fact actors... Do yourself a favor, dont watch these clips and stay safe, these clips might harm you
He is not only a good comedian but also a genius for creating those jokes so fast and in right time by improvisation.
I'm not american and conan is one of the few Host show that I regularely watch.
I don't enjoy any late night host other than him for this reason. They all have these written out jokes for the monologue and nothing funny to say afterwards. Conan comes up with a gazillion funny things on the fly every interview and sketch
@@JohnGoetzGaming conan's iq is roughly 140-160 so a very bright red boi.
@@tylerm7300 i don't care about your sources but if true it just makes sense
Most of the skits are pre written so
@@AlamoOriginal
"It just works..." 😏
"close to being charm-free" - how to politely insult someone 101... :p
Southern charm
DanceVersionHD since when is that an insult
passerell exactly it's too polite you can't even tell it is
DanceVersionHD the SHADE, lol.
DanceVersionHD his face though 3:16
1:36 when he said cocaine someone in the audience yelled "yeah!"
hahaha true
The speed at which Conan came up with the second soup rhyme was honestly impressive
I feel like Jordan came from this school.
Micheal jordan?
Micheal jordan?
+mateo reggi he meant Jordan Schlansky
Micheal Jordan Schlansky?
that might be true if jordan had any manners
"Just described my wedding night. BINGO!" LOL
kseries1981 2pumps and down
At the end. Conan O'Brien became "Detective Conan".
Lol, true!
Not the first time... like when he went to Conan, Japan... 😆
@@cypher237 Was this episode before that episode or after?
@@cypher237 Detective Conan should've made a movie with Conan O'Brien in it.
@@earthisnotflat7557 here ya go:
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😁
“You teach people to be insane, you broke this boy, and you’re laughing, you’re laughing.”
How about another joke, Conan?
"I like to lay in my house and do nothing. "
Same boy, same.
Hahaha boiiii
Guuuuuurl!
We can all relate.
*"You turned him into some type of robot dressed as Louis Farrakhan."*
That took me out...
Where did you go?
Bruh. Me too. Omg. I was not expecting a Louis Farrakhan reference.
I got a headache lol at that part
Shaking hands.. So pre-2020.
Take me back.
@jason9022 but the smell
Namaste! It was even an episode name on Better call Saul.
Why? I am still shaking hands and I am not gonna to change that.
The video was posted 7 years you dumbass lmao
Conan always makes me laugh in these things but that boy had me when he came back with “I like to lay in my house and do nothing”😂😂
Conan is a genius. "and when the soup has left the bowl, I cram the soup into my hole". love it
LMAO!!!
TheSeeker008 I lost it xD
2:45 Wrong. In polite conversation, try to avoid asking people questions like "What is your favorite..." and the like. It makes people feel trapped into reporting the very best thing they can remember they like, which can sometimes be embarrassing or uninteresting or otherwise not something they want to say, and often people don't want to or can't just make something up (basically lie) on the spot.
Instead, try asking "Mr. O'Brien, tell me about some music you enjoy" or something like "I enjoy listening to classical music while I work out, what's something you enjoy listening to?" It takes a lot of pressure off of the responder to come up with the "best" response and the conversation will flow much more smoothly.
this is unexpectedly serious and helpful advice lol.
GeramiL DaviLa some people are absolutely terrible people and have to filter their thoughts, otherwise others will know how awful we are as people
@@fitzhugh7463 Yeah dude, we all start as babies, it takes time and practice to even know how to talk to others. It's fine. You're allowed to be bad
No one cares
How can you not feel pressure when the person asking listens to classical when they work out 😂
Can we give Adam his props for playing along, very politely, lol
"You've turned him into some sort of robot dressed as Louis Farrakhan"
Underrated joke
I checked the comments just to see what ppl said about that line. I died when he said that😂
How is conan always consistently funny and entertaining?
He’s like a mad comedic genius.
Yeah unscripted too. A lot of these guys have funny monologues or set up skits but they can't come up with stuff like he does a gazillion times in every sketch and interview
I guess it helps being really, really smart. :)
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This is how started 😂,;
that's exactly what he is
Why did I avoid watching this? This is my new favorite thing!!
barbaro267
omg your a merlin fan 😍😍
Mehek Singh Always and forever, my friend!
NEVER doubt the UA-cam algorithm. All hail the UA-cam algorithm!
barbaro267 me too haha. Am binge watching them now lol
barbaro267 SAME haha this is gold!
“ But let’s face it one of you is a murderer” 😂😂😂😂
The whole bit with the leading questions at 2:39 is just so perfect. I don’t know why I always used to be annoyed by Conan the man is PERFECT at appearing the fool by acting arrogant
Conan pulling out his best Schlansky impression
Conan is right. They break people there
Theralen Kaliber I thought the same
It's pretty disturbing. I see people lying to themselves and to each other. There is no personality in that room until the kids start talking.
yeah the kids where the most normal people, scary to think they will also become souless people later
Yeah, because being discpilined, well mannered and polite is having no personality or being souless?
exactly.
Who needs manners if you have comedy/improv skills like Conan?
it's not improv though. some of it perhaps, most is scripted.
@@Sanctifiers "Some" and "Most". My two favorite meaningless words.
David lol
Some are adlibs within the script
@@dpalaoro lol
You broke this boy....you broke his brain 🤣
watching conan is a never ending process. we want everything, behind the scenes, 10 hour long documentaries etc. just give us
4:35 You broke this boi. You broke his brain. hahaha
xD "Now it is you who is under-dressed. I'll ask you to leave my home. Get out."
😆👌🏼
“…but let’s face it, one of you is a murder.” LOL 😂
I just can't believe they didn't write a script for this
I have been to a live taping of his and interacted with him directly significantly. It is unbelievable how quick he is
i can't believe it's not butter
@@bp51082 top notch comedians must be thinking hundreds of possible jokes at any given moment. My brain doesn’t work that fast.
"I just like to sit in the center of my room and do as little as possible" lol..that one choked me up. Conan is a true comedian
He and I have something in common there
Conan should do way more remotes. It is soo funny how he destroys every location he goes .
OMG at 1:55 '...and when the spoon has left the bowl, I cram the soup into my hole'. This is why Conan is the best.
I have lived in Atlanta for more than 24 years, and honestly, this lady’s accent is nothing like the majority here. She sounds like she’s straight out of Alabama.
She's from Thomaston.
@@olskzeri2704 She's really from Alabama. She's from Auburn
Here in Middle Georgia, a lot of people I know sound exactly like her.
I know people from that area who sound like that outside of the city
@@imma5269 yeah, I can agree with that
Omg! Conan's rhyme was so much better! Haha
wait is conan channeling Jordan salanziky
haha good one!
Salanziky? You mean Schlansky?
who's that?
Tara Ebrahimpour
Jordan Shlansky just look it up on youtube...
Aah, good ol' Salanziky
"I would call you close to being charm free"
*Conan's face!!*
😂🤣😂
“A graduate..of the manners..school” 😂
The best part of this bit is that she is really trying to teach him.
This is in the top five of the funniest Conan remotes.
Jake James moments*
lsedanolg. No you fool, it is remotes!
Meexi Remotes in this case refers to segments that are recorded outside of their studio, at a "remote" location.
@Meexi no problemo
For a moment, Conan went into Jordan Schlansky mode.
"You broke this boy. You broke his brain."
why did he sound so concerned but also like Dr. Seuss lmao
"now its you, who is underdressed.
get out."
:D
omg, I lost it when he said "oh i heard that guy likes to f.."
Elisandro De Leon "Fish." That kid is actually pretty sharp.
Thirteenthdi "Fishing's creepy."
pooiyx Ikr hahahaha
+Elisandro De Leon hahahaha LMAO
f you 😢
"...but let's face it, one of you as a murderer."
Ahahah, that is so out of left field and fits the moment at the same time!
Conan is so smart! Fascinating to watch.
1:58 "And when the spoon has left the bowl. I cram the soup into my hole" Someone call an ambulance, Im dying here!
+TheFancyRoman LOL!
LMAO! I was rolling on the floor on that one!
I'm crying hahahahahahahahahah
The chef I then congratulate, before go to regurgitate xD
and when the soup has left the bowl i cram the spoon into my hole ... and then I´ll try to get the bowl into my hole...
Like ships that go out to sea
i spoon my soup away from me
And when the spoon has left the bowl
i cram the soup into my hole.
god I lost it
+Daniel Maraist Where'd you lose it I will help you find it.
IanMaCee I'm losing it even harder now
classic poetry
Incredible that he made both lines 8 syllables just on the spot like that.
This guy is a modern day Peter Sellers, I tell you he's on the same level. I honestly wish he would go into acting before it's too late, he would give us some of the best comedic content of this generation. The way he turned the entire judging bit at the end into a murder mystery is elite comedy, yet it is all improvised 😂
I always come back to this bit, every joke is a home-run; it's almost hard to believe this is completely off the cuff/improvised. Conan is just incredible
I love how he turned it into Clue XD
Conan:
*I don’t like fishing it’s creepy*
So true
when you don't keep and eat the fish it IS kind of creepy.
"yes...I'm going to haul this wet animal out of the depths by it's mouth and then put it back in again!!! muwahahaha!"
That line alone caused the South's modern uprising.
"Gol dang, you ain't jokin bout mAh fishin, boeh!"
Am I the only one who thinks that the southern accent is secretly adorable ? 🥰
its kinda annoying once you live there long enough tbh
Sounds like I’m about to see a lynching
Conan has unbelievable improv skills.
Why have you let go of his arm, you lost interest when you found out he's a horticulturist? 😄
That girl is gorgeous
@@sahityabk I'd imagine, most of the guys there have gorgeous girlfriends, with manners like these
Sahitya Dusa ikr?
@@felixpacher98 r/niceguys
@@cooliostarstache5474 do I have to get that?
1:59 "...AND WHEN THE SOUP HAS LEFT THE BOWL, I CRAM THE SOUP INTO MY HOLE!!" OMFG I DIED!! Conan is so clever!!
+CorvusOfMellori I crammed a spoon into my hole once.
+CorvusOfMellori hahahahah this part caught me of gaurd.. i burst in laughter
+CorvusOfMellori there was a cut of the scene right before he said that... he's not that spontaneous as you think
Kiba's Guitar/ Vocal project
I know. It's still a good line and very clever. :-)
2:46 this bit makes me laugh so much, "i cant sleep i get these bad dreams" lmao Conan is so funny
"I would call you to be close to charmfree" bro that's unreal burn right there
Im 25% more white after watching this video.
lmao
You mean "14% british, 5% swedish, 4% italian, and 2% irish but it could be polish, we don't know because ancestry.com hasn't gotten back to us yet"?
sachoslks lol probably
I've watched it 6 times... I believe I'm now whiter than Tilda Swinton in a snowstorm
Gerald Deliva lol
I want that "slide-in" suit!
Same someone please find out what those are called
@@turbohotvedt Ikr? When mom wants you to dress up for the family photo. Slide that sucker on for a few minutes, then off when finished. Lol
@@Meela234 hehe, the way Conan put on the jacket was smooth as f
Classy
I've looked for it everywhere, the only thing I could find were those printed on Tuxedo T-Shirts (some look kinda good on Amazon). I'm beginning to think it's a prop made specifically for Conan.
- what did you think of my dance?
+ [Ugh]
- A graduate of the manners school.
"you BROKE this boy"
If you can imagine that woman at 30 yrs ago, OMG. Some Georgia frat boy had a great time.
lmao
"And when the soup has left the bowl i shove the spoon into my hole" I just lost it and woke everybody in my house up
***** RIP in peace
BOB LOBLAW Great advice. I rip in peace all the time. Especially in elevators.
BOB LOBLAW Rest In Peace in peace..? lol
This is one of my absolute favorites. So funny, wholesome and quirky.
"You have not offended any plants." Is still my favorite line.
that young lady with the red shirt was very good looking.
i know. what the fuck is she doing with that dweeby looking guy??she should roll with me
JustSomeGuyOk HEy shes mine XD
shut the fuck up guys
JustSomeGuyOk i said shut the fuck up bitch
Lol the replies for this comment hilariously sad XD
"And when the spoon has left the bowl
I cram the soup into my hole"
One of Conan's funniest moments, definitely!
He turned a bunch of squares into all sorts of shapes lol best ever.
2:50
Vibes of Jordan schlansky for sure
Conan is so good at bringing people together. This southern etiquette stuff is the kind of thing my mom loves - I grew up being inundated with it. I've always rejected those values in various ways, but I love how Conan can poke fun without alienating people. His approach to comedy is just so refreshing to me in that way.
"I am interested in horticulture" = I smoke pot lol
Conan making rich people unconfortable is so entertaining OMG
You don't need to be extremely productive to have manners.
That's is an idea lost in modernity.
She isn’t rich though LOL
manners and rich don't necessarily go hand in hand
Don't have to be rich, this is common in the west of the US.
Why do you think they're rich? Because they have decorum?
"charm free" would describe me at times
"You broke this boy" came out with a southern accent xD, Conan is learning
Are you related to Nando Parada? One of the survivors of the plane crash?
@@abdelll9737 u mean from the plane crush in los andes?
@@abdelll9737 no I'm not!
"You broke this BOI"
Conan can even make the charm school lady laugh, what a comedic genius!
I love Conan so much. I have never seen someone be so disrespectful but also so respectful at the same time.
I love conan videos !!!! so hilarious !!! :D
I cant stop watching them.. Conan, i am addicted to you..help..
Excuse me I'm German and I am astonished that I found Conan just recently! He's insanely hilarious. X'D - "A kid trapped in an adult body." 4sure
Conan ging vor ein paar Jahren nach Deutschland
I know the southern accent is usually associated with the uneducated and simple people but there really isn't anything more soothing than an articulate speaking southern person
the first lady is miss minutes before she worked for the tva