Conan Learns How To Survive In The Australian Bush | CONAN on TBS

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  • @imkifandcht
    @imkifandcht 5 років тому +13555

    I love how Kevin loves and understands all Conan's jokes lmao, that rarely happens to a instructor.

    • @That-guy0801
      @That-guy0801 5 років тому +777

      All Australians r comedians

    • @fariss8327
      @fariss8327 5 років тому +343

      More like all Australians have a dirty mind 😉😉

    • @BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n
      @BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n 5 років тому +243

      Australians live upside down so they are Weird people

    • @wce05308
      @wce05308 5 років тому +134

      @@fariss8327 I'm Australian that is true

    • @duder6666
      @duder6666 5 років тому +188

      @@BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n ˙ǝʇɐW ɯɹᴉɟuoɔ uɐƆ

  • @ImpureContagion
    @ImpureContagion 5 років тому +7153

    I love when the guests actually look like they're having a good time. Kevin totally gets Conan's humor.

    • @kerosene3222
      @kerosene3222 5 років тому +99

      some people play for the camera and some are awkward introverts just doing their jobs... I would probably give nervous grins because I know im on live tv.

    • @andre14
      @andre14 3 роки тому +95

      He’s Australian, we have a sense of humour 😂

    • @ezzong
      @ezzong 3 роки тому

      @Allen Tokyo just a different spelling that's all

    • @zyourzgrandzmaz
      @zyourzgrandzmaz 3 роки тому +6

      @@kerosene3222 he laughed like twice, and only at Conan's crude jokes.
      Classic Aussie. He wasn't playing for the camera m8

    • @HavokBWR
      @HavokBWR 3 роки тому +35

      @@zyourzgrandzmaz nah watch him again, hes constantly smiling and cracking up at all of Conanas little jokes.

  • @eshog8954
    @eshog8954 5 років тому +9846

    Kevin is pure immaturity, bravery, and sunshine.

  • @27dejan27
    @27dejan27 5 років тому +4213

    I love how Kevin understands Conan's humor and is constantly amused by his jokes. I would be laughing as well.

    • @stevethea5250
      @stevethea5250 5 років тому +23

      It just turns sexual for Coco

    • @MarkyPaligs
      @MarkyPaligs 5 років тому +129

      I think Australia mostly has Conan's kind of humor. Correct me if I'm wrong.
      Even their news anchors have fun with dirty jokes on live tv.

    • @stevethea5250
      @stevethea5250 5 років тому +1

      It's true. @@MarkyPaligs

    • @SurvivalAussie
      @SurvivalAussie 5 років тому +123

      I wasn't forcing anything mate. A LOT of stuff was happening off camera, and a lot of stuff was edited out. It was awesome working with both Conan and the rest of his crew. :-)

    • @stevethea5250
      @stevethea5250 5 років тому +7

      @@SurvivalAussie mate I wanna see more Kevo, you've just earned a new subscriber! YOU EXIST ON THIS PLATFORM
      Edit: what were you pointing at when Coco was trying to cut thru the skinny twig? Haha

  • @OfLegendBorn
    @OfLegendBorn 5 років тому +3414

    Best part was around 4:06 when Kevin is just pointing off in the distance and saying something like "There's another spider." LOLOLOL

  • @ThumbsHunter
    @ThumbsHunter 5 років тому +9003

    australia is like the final boss area of the world, where all the animals are max level and killl you with 1 hit, even the damn ants.

    • @A7xFo
      @A7xFo 5 років тому +165

      Levels are part of video games. In real life, animals don't level up. Evolution over hundreds of thousands of years, but they don't advance in level like you would in video games. You should consider looking this stuff up and doing some research. Also, the majority of animals wouldn't kill you in a single blow. Poisonous creatures possibly, but many of the creatures physically attack and damage you with claws, kicks, etc. It would require more than a single blow, on average.

    • @AndrewGunner
      @AndrewGunner 5 років тому +266

      @@A7xFo Autism?
      Edit: Someone below said he may be imitating Jordan Schlansky. I think he may be right.
      Well played.

    • @yeetosyeeterofyeet1825
      @yeetosyeeterofyeet1825 5 років тому +93

      A7xFo
      R/woooooosh

    • @00ELDuderino00
      @00ELDuderino00 5 років тому +6

      @@AndrewGunner Warrented question! :D

    • @hardremer33
      @hardremer33 5 років тому +2

      Haha someone has taken care of that level now

  • @natem1579
    @natem1579 5 років тому +4027

    "How many nuts fill you up?"
    "Well, that's a *loaded* question"

  • @carolinedemelio6155
    @carolinedemelio6155 5 років тому +3623

    "let me explain to everyone, we shaved my crotch an hour ago" I'm DEAD 😂😂😂

    • @nilepluss644
      @nilepluss644 5 років тому +41

      I was like , what he is going to say about that bird nest.

    • @ay8292
      @ay8292 5 років тому +48

      "is this your first friction fire?"

    • @scarecrowjones1
      @scarecrowjones1 3 роки тому +16

      I couldn’t stop laughing at that part

    • @islamhassan7337
      @islamhassan7337 3 роки тому +7

      We😂😂😂😂😂

    • @marshabrown4604
      @marshabrown4604 3 роки тому +2

      It’s was razor burn

  • @nd8471
    @nd8471 5 років тому +1308

    Kevin is having an awesome time. Conan has the superpower to make every Job look interesting and funny.

    • @testtestlast4306
      @testtestlast4306 5 років тому +59

      To be fair, Kevin's job looks kind of interesting... I sit all day in an office

    • @jeremyc9593
      @jeremyc9593 5 років тому +8

      @@testtestlast4306 The guy also seems like he's naturally a mushroom

    • @soyandoat4106
      @soyandoat4106 4 роки тому

      Agree!

    • @balcetus
      @balcetus 3 роки тому

      @@testtestlast4306 anything can become uninteresting when you do it for the 100th time.

    • @SurvivalAussie
      @SurvivalAussie 2 роки тому +2

      @@testtestlast4306 I have the best job in the world mate. (that's if you like all the things nature throws at you AND you can't go home to a warm, dry bed)

  • @rrl903
    @rrl903 5 років тому +2974

    Conan is by far the most underrated amazing late night show host. He’s always been my favorite. He’s just so naturally funny

    • @MM-dq2pi
      @MM-dq2pi 5 років тому +26

      Craig Ferguson was GOAT

    • @cheesecake667
      @cheesecake667 5 років тому +47

      Not underated. Very popular

    • @dr.blackphil7512
      @dr.blackphil7512 5 років тому +18

      @@cheesecake667 yhaa that was my thoughts aswell, he seems to be internationally famous.
      If anything it's cool that his not overrated (he deserves the popularity imo)

    • @Mrfla1111
      @Mrfla1111 5 років тому +17

      Conan is the GOAT of talkshow hosts by far. I think he should be sponsored to visit every country in the world and make remotes 👍

    • @louissrensen8327
      @louissrensen8327 5 років тому +6

      @@Mrfla1111 Every country? It wouldn't be a good idea to send the greatest talk show host to Sudan, Somalia, Syria, Libya etc. 🤣

  • @613aristocrat
    @613aristocrat 5 років тому +5886

    "So this can kill me." "Absolutely." should be a meme.

    • @Holret
      @Holret 5 років тому +57

      everything should be a meme.

    • @zoransp7
      @zoransp7 5 років тому +44

      *little did he know, everything and everyone was a meme*

    • @tcbandeira
      @tcbandeira 5 років тому

      No

    • @alexio1942
      @alexio1942 5 років тому +4

      totally with the one and only legend steve irwin as the picture

    • @MeanGuy969
      @MeanGuy969 4 роки тому

      At what time?

  • @trotamundo76
    @trotamundo76 4 роки тому +817

    “This is the pocket I used to keep cocaine in, now wild berries, what a turn of events” funniest thing ever!

  • @quietastronaut
    @quietastronaut 5 років тому +3745

    "This one will kill you as well"
    "..And you're poking it why?" lmao

    • @stevethea5250
      @stevethea5250 5 років тому +29

      No discrimination. Even the TREES in Oz try to kill you😊

    • @michaelxz1305
      @michaelxz1305 5 років тому +4

      I'm a bit confused - can these bees and wasps kill normal people or just those that have allergic reactions to them? I mean, is everyone screwed that gets stung or just a handful?

    • @gamersden30
      @gamersden30 5 років тому +5

      @@michaelxz1305 Everyone is screwed, of course a funnel web spider will one shot a human but it will take a couple dozen bees or wasps to cause a fatality due to the weaker neurotoxin.

    • @christinesmith3711
      @christinesmith3711 5 років тому +6

      Michael Xz a small but significant number of people are severely allergic to jack jumper ants (about 3%) but the bites still hurt like hell to everyone else. You also have green ants and fire ants which also really hurt. The funnel web spider is dangerous to anyone.

    • @SeanFerree
      @SeanFerree 5 років тому

      😂😂😂

  • @strayjames8751
    @strayjames8751 5 років тому +1681

    Glad Kevin has a pretty good sense of humour.

    • @RickyRegal.
      @RickyRegal. 5 років тому +34

      Every Australian does

    • @theshape3222
      @theshape3222 5 років тому +5

      Alexander Lacaden Not every, every country has a couple of humourless bastards

    • @Thewhiteboyulovewaree
      @Thewhiteboyulovewaree 5 років тому +1

      I was thinking of commenting this but I cant now or I'd be considered a copy cat lmao.

    • @RickyRegal.
      @RickyRegal. 5 років тому

      @@theshape3222 I know but what Im saying is alot of people tend to say Australians have good sense of humours aswell It's what alot of people think about Australians so it should be correct

    • @AntiHamster500
      @AntiHamster500 5 років тому +1

      When you live in a country where everything is trying to kill you it helps to have a good sense of humor.

  • @clevelandcbi
    @clevelandcbi 5 років тому +1897

    Kevin's wife killed him that night.

    • @newshound2521
      @newshound2521 5 років тому +36

      Oh yea. He didnt get any for some time after that no doubt.

    • @1124-w9d
      @1124-w9d 4 роки тому +96

      Nah...from how cool kevin is, I bet his wife would be the one telling that story like its nothing, laughing it off

    • @jerryarenas8812
      @jerryarenas8812 4 роки тому +38

      His wife was a Spider Named Sheeeeila

    • @maybellinesomoza4849
      @maybellinesomoza4849 4 роки тому +5

      Probably covered him in sardine oil and fed him to the tigers!

    • @Widdekuu91
      @Widdekuu91 3 роки тому +4

      @@1124-w9d
      I don't know, if Kevin had reálly been cool, he would've added some vulnerable moments of himself in.
      Not júst the moment he nearly lost his wife and she shat herself. Just seems petty to use that as an anecdote.
      You've got layback aussielaughs and you've got downright ballsackery. This was a bit ballsackery.

  • @MeepMeep88
    @MeepMeep88 5 років тому +2889

    Legend has it, Conan suffered from 10th degree burn after a minute outside in Australia.

    • @MrCurly210
      @MrCurly210 5 років тому +29

      I don't think the 10th degree exists..... I'd imagine it'd be cremation though.

    • @michelleg5371
      @michelleg5371 5 років тому +18

      He’s very very white .he must never go out side .

    • @datdang9113
      @datdang9113 5 років тому +37

      how, his skin is bright enough to deflect all the sunlight

    • @snap-off5383
      @snap-off5383 5 років тому +31

      He could get a sunburn from the moonlight. He has to stay in on full moon nights.

    • @gooberthorpos8195
      @gooberthorpos8195 5 років тому +5

      It's not always hot here in most places. In fact it's gets really cold here in Melbourne in winter. Most people live near the coasts.

  • @Pyro-Moloch
    @Pyro-Moloch 5 років тому +1366

    This guy has such a great sense of humour, he could have his own show

    • @stevethea5250
      @stevethea5250 5 років тому +27

      Yeah Kevin is a friendly bloke 😏 he should host something

    • @wce05308
      @wce05308 5 років тому +79

      I think Conan's sense of humour is similar to Australians. Most Aussies like him unlike Letterman, Fallon etc

    • @SeanFerree
      @SeanFerree 5 років тому

      😁😁

    • @katherynrowell6937
      @katherynrowell6937 5 років тому +1

      I'd watch it

    • @Pyro-Moloch
      @Pyro-Moloch 5 років тому

      damn 827 likes, this is the most upvoted I've ever been in my entire life

  • @TheKessi1000
    @TheKessi1000 4 роки тому +175

    Passes the birds nest to Conan: "We shaved my crotch about an hour ago" - OMFG, I lost it. Jesus christ that was good timing.

  • @alliekat4495
    @alliekat4495 5 років тому +1883

    3:26 "You're like a Mormon at the door. DING DONG DING DONG its Kevin with a stick." LOL

    • @muhammadmaaz9161
      @muhammadmaaz9161 5 років тому +2

      Allie Kat i didn't get that joke.

    • @holy_shushcabin3716
      @holy_shushcabin3716 5 років тому +4

      It wasn't that funny.

    • @muhammadmaaz9161
      @muhammadmaaz9161 5 років тому

      Holy_ShushCabin but what was the joke though?

    • @holy_shushcabin3716
      @holy_shushcabin3716 5 років тому +44

      Muhammad Maaz When the guide was poking a stick in a possible spider nest, Conan compared it to the “disturbance” of Mormon missionaries knocking on your door. It’s a common occurrence, more so with Jehovah witnesses.

    • @hirah13
      @hirah13 5 років тому +2

      Allie Kat 😂😂😂

  • @FalloutPlays
    @FalloutPlays 5 років тому +3458

    "we shaved my crotch about an hour ago"

    • @MM-dq2pi
      @MM-dq2pi 5 років тому +16

      good transcription

    • @ids7599
      @ids7599 5 років тому +20

      Damn its like we watched the same video

    • @fimmt684
      @fimmt684 5 років тому +14

      Lmao, I was out of breath

    • @Tamara_YT
      @Tamara_YT 5 років тому +11

      I was dying 🤣🤣🤣

    • @auscaliber1
      @auscaliber1 5 років тому +8

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  • @LordAsharak
    @LordAsharak 4 роки тому +159

    These two should have a nature/animal show. They are an amazing combination.

  • @StewChicken42
    @StewChicken42 5 років тому +762

    Coco trying to cut that blade of grass/thin plant with that *BIG KNOIFE* was hilarious.

    • @StewChicken42
      @StewChicken42 5 років тому +2

      @Duribethin Thanks :> Appreciate.

    • @stevethea5250
      @stevethea5250 5 років тому +11

      And even funnier that he couldn't cut through it AHHAHA

    • @nelsongaskell4061
      @nelsongaskell4061 5 років тому

      Blak don’t call him coco

    • @stevethea5250
      @stevethea5250 5 років тому

      why Nelson nrl

    • @Manitu121
      @Manitu121 5 років тому +4

      Who in their right mind would give him anything but a dull blade !

  • @kinai01
    @kinai01 5 років тому +641

    I am not Australian but I appreciate the fact that they understand and laugh at his sense of humor as it seems like no one else including some of my fellow Americans don't.

    • @carmsy2730
      @carmsy2730 4 роки тому +36

      Conan's irish ..so alotta Aussies are irish descendants chucked in with the rest..so we get his sense of humour!😉

    • @PurplePinkRed
      @PurplePinkRed 4 роки тому +6

      I think it's because we are heavily influenced by American media through TV shows and movies

    • @tarabyrne7544
      @tarabyrne7544 3 роки тому +17

      I am Australian and Conan is my favorite American talk show host. I feel like his humour aligns with us the most haha

    • @justaperson9155
      @justaperson9155 3 роки тому +6

      Another Aussie here. I'm seconding Tara. His humour on these remotes is exactly the kind we like.

    • @majikss
      @majikss 3 роки тому

      What are you talking about Americans love conan

  • @aeight8797
    @aeight8797 5 років тому +408

    "...she crapped her pants." said so nonchalantly

    • @Widdekuu91
      @Widdekuu91 4 роки тому +4

      Well, it wasn't his pants. Talking about other people dying and crapping their pants doesn't take balls.
      It takes balls to admit crapping your own pants. Sharing other people's secrets is for dicks.

    • @scanspeak00
      @scanspeak00 4 роки тому +12

      @@Widdekuu91 All humans crap so get over yourself..

    • @carlosscholle136
      @carlosscholle136 4 роки тому +7

      I love that while Kevin said his wife pooped her pants, the next creature in the book was a " brown snake." Iol

    • @Widdekuu91
      @Widdekuu91 3 роки тому +2

      @@scanspeak00
      Not all humans crap their pants and have their partner share it with the world.

    • @chrisbuesnell3428
      @chrisbuesnell3428 3 роки тому +2

      I got bitten in the backyard by 2 of those bloody ants. It was seriously agony. And I used to be a bee-keeper.

  • @sivx17
    @sivx17 5 років тому +385

    I dont think Conan can find a better guy to do this with him than Kevin lol. Dude's hilarious.

    • @Jakninety
      @Jakninety 5 років тому +38

      @biscuit Retards also don't understand when someone is referring to a guy called Kevin from the video and assume they're talking about a random comedian.

    • @sivx17
      @sivx17 5 років тому +7

      @biscuit Im referring to kevin in the video, not kevin hart.

  • @Tibb91
    @Tibb91 5 років тому +23057

    The more you watch Conan, the more you realize how boring those other hosts are..

    • @7meed_ns832
      @7meed_ns832 5 років тому +1608

      Kimmel is so scripted
      Fallon is cringe
      Colbert is good but too much politician.
      Ellen is boring

    • @ps8895
      @ps8895 5 років тому +406

      True... and not being rude but honestly Current Tonight's Show host (Jimmy Fallon) falls to the bottom of that category.

    • @XeninaCalifornia
      @XeninaCalifornia 5 років тому +41

      I know. Right?!

    • @shellscj
      @shellscj 5 років тому +258

      Corden can be pretty funny sometimes but Conan is by FAR the best.

    • @ccggenius
      @ccggenius 5 років тому +105

      To be fair, Craig is retired.

  • @woffromtechsupport3322
    @woffromtechsupport3322 5 років тому +3456

    this is what started the australian bushfire.

  • @JustCalMeBozeman
    @JustCalMeBozeman 5 років тому +3537

    "This one will kill you as well"
    "..And you're poking it why?"
    Seems to be a Australian thing, like Steve Irwin,
    "This is the most dangerous gator in the world.....I'm gonna grab its tail"

  • @SuperAfroMac
    @SuperAfroMac 5 років тому +653

    “Ding dong, ding dong, it’s Kevin with a stick”
    Lmao

  • @stanford-nf4jk
    @stanford-nf4jk 5 років тому +508

    “So how many different types of creatures out here can kill me?”
    “Yes”

  • @TacoStacks
    @TacoStacks 5 років тому +2345

    I am in the Conan Loophole

  • @luisnajera226
    @luisnajera226 5 років тому +588

    4:00
    "HOLD IT, THIS BRANCH IS IN MY WAY"
    "there's another spider"

    • @bkilg2509
      @bkilg2509 5 років тому +24

      I loved that!
      It's all we care about !

  • @Schacal6666
    @Schacal6666 Рік тому +66

    Australians are the greatest people: down to earth, self-ironic, great dark humour and a friendliness and patience of 1 Million. Love these folks

  • @johnsmithee6660
    @johnsmithee6660 5 років тому +298

    Honestly, I wouldn't mind if Conan invites Kevin as a regular guest on TBS...Kevin and Conan have brilliant chemistry

  • @Maertivan
    @Maertivan 5 років тому +363

    I really love Kevin so far he's been the most amused by Conans humor and that itself is so endearing and funny I could watch them have a whole series like this

    • @versacegang42
      @versacegang42 5 років тому +19

      Cause he's Australian, we don't take anything seriously

    • @Maertivan
      @Maertivan 5 років тому +3

      @@versacegang42 I love it

    • @versacegang42
      @versacegang42 5 років тому +5

      @@Maertivan Haha I'm sure you won't ;) I've survived for 21 years here but if you stay away from long grass and only walk where you can see your feet; you will be more than fine haha! It's a lovely country and you'll love it!

    • @Maertivan
      @Maertivan 5 років тому +1

      @@versacegang42 hahas I will keep that in mind, thank you!

    • @SurvivalAussie
      @SurvivalAussie 5 років тому +4

      @@versacegang42 You bet. This was an awesome day. A nice break actually.

  • @fairfight9857
    @fairfight9857 5 років тому +81

    “We shaved my crotch an hour ago”. I’m dead 🤣

  • @theamazingsadderman5366
    @theamazingsadderman5366 5 років тому +1919

    "is that your first friction fire? "
    "that is my firs -- well.. Heh he he he" 😂😂

    • @clayrauch9718
      @clayrauch9718 5 років тому +128

      That's how you can tell it is unscripted. Stopped mid sentence with a come back.

    • @rethgual8227
      @rethgual8227 5 років тому +22

      The Amazing Sadderman Can sb explain what that means ? I’m not a native speaker so I didn’t get the joke. :/

    • @theamazingsadderman5366
      @theamazingsadderman5366 5 років тому +52

      @@rethgual8227 it means sex man , S E X

    • @huijun7352
      @huijun7352 5 років тому +12

      @@theamazingsadderman5366 fire in belly 😂😆

    • @makaveli6873
      @makaveli6873 5 років тому +17

      The Amazing Sadderman That’s why Conan is the funniest man alive. He’s so quick and smooth with jokes

  • @connorbean1162
    @connorbean1162 5 років тому +4323

    Jesus you can even get killed by falling fruit in Australia.

    • @RickyC0626
      @RickyC0626 5 років тому +259

      Everything in Australia is out for your blood, even the fruits.

    • @RickyC0626
      @RickyC0626 5 років тому +41

      @@gunnerr8476 Yea durian too, but more often than not you just get badly injured, especially on your back.

    • @ultralinguistics3083
      @ultralinguistics3083 5 років тому +5

      @@gunnerr8476 wassup fellow malaysian

    • @ultralinguistics3083
      @ultralinguistics3083 5 років тому +2

      @@haretyper4954 Idk man smells nice

    • @JC19171
      @JC19171 5 років тому +13

      That's why Britain originally used it as a penal colony 😂

  • @ThemStickers
    @ThemStickers 5 років тому +300

    “So this can kill you?”
    “Yes”
    Welcome to Australia

  • @acetate909
    @acetate909 5 років тому +1867

    I'm very surprised that Conan's white arms didn't immediately start on fire under the glaring Aussie sun.

    • @steelermia
      @steelermia 5 років тому +21

      surprisingly his arms don't look that pale .. they have some color .. figured they'd be a lot whiter

    • @joopaaa
      @joopaaa 4 роки тому

      d jones lmao “some color”

    • @PsyQoBoy
      @PsyQoBoy Рік тому +3

      Actually because his so white that it's reflecting the heat off him.

    • @cvspvr
      @cvspvr Рік тому

      wouldn't be the only thing in australia that's on fire

  • @HansenSWE
    @HansenSWE 5 років тому +666

    "So we could be killed at any moment?"
    "Yes."
    - The most common 9-sequence of words uttered around tourists anywhere in Australia at any time during the day, all year around.

    • @jonathanthomas8770
      @jonathanthomas8770 5 років тому +4

      Am I dumb or is that 8 words?

    • @fullcreammilk3011
      @fullcreammilk3011 5 років тому +15

      @@jonathanthomas8770 Nine if you count the yes

    • @shards0fwords
      @shards0fwords 5 років тому +1

      Jonathan Thomas b/c sequence< not sentence.. “yes” makes it 9

    • @efisgpr
      @efisgpr 5 років тому +1

      "9-sequence of words" or "nine-word sequence"?

    • @BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n
      @BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n 5 років тому +7

      @@efisgpr how about "69"

  • @Nergal_Slayer
    @Nergal_Slayer 2 роки тому +53

    4:04 They knew better than to give Conan a sharp knife

  • @alexachen9728
    @alexachen9728 5 років тому +296

    "This is the pocket where I used to keep cocain, now wombat berries. What a turn of events" is the best thing I've heard in a long while" One of the best Conan's lines.

    • @lg6205
      @lg6205 5 років тому +4

      Alexa Chen fully agree, this whole bit is one of his best travel bits ever

    • @spyro9087
      @spyro9087 5 років тому +2

      Aye

    • @lonnierashidlynn1633
      @lonnierashidlynn1633 3 роки тому

      I want to Specially appreciate you for being a big fan, Thanks for your nice comment on my post, it means a lot to me. I want you to send me a direct message via hangouts using my personal email or you can as well add me up on WhatsApp through my mobile number that will be indicated below. Also endeavor to add your name to the text so I will know you are the one texting because I don't reply unnecessary messages
      Hangouts mail: hughjackmann.connect@gmail.com
      WhatsApp number: +16573156537

  • @MegaBluedolphin
    @MegaBluedolphin 5 років тому +658

    😂🤣😂
    Kevin is a very nice and funny man.

  • @spurts
    @spurts 10 місяців тому +7

    Kevin’s an old style good ‘ol boy. Don’t make many like him these days. What a dude. He’s giving Conan all the set ups he needs ❤

  • @FirstLast-ow1pt
    @FirstLast-ow1pt 5 років тому +343

    The humor of Australians are unparalleled

    • @carmsy2730
      @carmsy2730 4 роки тому +10

      Righto we do our best!

    • @nfspbarrister5681
      @nfspbarrister5681 3 роки тому +7

      Ey, if you lived in the land of "everything wants to kill you", you'd developed a killer sense of humour too😂😂

  • @kennytee6882
    @kennytee6882 5 років тому +322

    Australian Ricky Gervais guides Irish Dundee through outback

    • @stevethea5250
      @stevethea5250 5 років тому +3

      He looks like another famous Aussie two-handed bowler

  • @busterbronc9993
    @busterbronc9993 4 роки тому +55

    5:35 I literally cried laughing so hard. Conan makes fun of himself better than any other comedian makes fun of their self, in my opinion.

  • @PandaNMR
    @PandaNMR 5 років тому +148

    this was so funny !! The australian guide was such a nice dude . good sense of humor

  • @architius
    @architius 5 років тому +207

    I love how at 5:11 and 5:23 Kevin sneakily provokes Conan with the sexual innuendos😂

  • @danielwhyatt3278
    @danielwhyatt3278 4 роки тому +215

    God ever since we all started staying in our homes more thanks to the virus I’ve been watching more and more Conan videos, and I’m really surprised now that it took me this long to realise how great he actually is.

    • @JisooTurtleRabbitt
      @JisooTurtleRabbitt 4 роки тому +4

      Daniel Whyatt he also was the genius behind the monorail episode of the Simpsons and other episodes he is the trick of all trades

    • @blazegl9033
      @blazegl9033 4 роки тому +5

      Daniel Whyatt Time well spent.
      But be careful, sometimes people tend to run into the trap of conan marathons from which they are unable to return...

    • @ShinigamiChick39
      @ShinigamiChick39 4 роки тому +5

      SAME SITUATION FOR ME HAHA out of all the talk show hosts he's been the most consistent and entertaining

  • @IGarrettI
    @IGarrettI 5 років тому +2369

    This guy looks like an Autralian Ricky Gervais

    • @JaiDubbya
      @JaiDubbya 5 років тому +16

      Now all I see is Ricky ;)

    • @Volluta
      @Volluta 5 років тому +41

      He definitly has the smile!

    • @MM-dq2pi
      @MM-dq2pi 5 років тому +5

      I don't see it at all.

    • @rsand2009
      @rsand2009 5 років тому +14

      5:28 pretty much confirms this ya xD

    • @Dmdm_dm
      @Dmdm_dm 5 років тому

      Same guy!!!!

  • @AlgoCurioso2.0
    @AlgoCurioso2.0 5 років тому +269

    This is the Conan that love

  • @oooooosh_2753
    @oooooosh_2753 5 років тому +201

    "Thats not a knoooooiiiffffeee, this is a knoooooiiiffffeee!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @yumr1ce
      @yumr1ce 4 роки тому +4

      This cracked me up so hard! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Iliya_sh72
    @Iliya_sh72 5 років тому +308

    In Australia even fruits try to kill you

  • @L-B0
    @L-B0 5 років тому +67

    every Australian so far has had an amazing sense of humor!

  • @isabellancali5388
    @isabellancali5388 4 роки тому +27

    “You’re like a Mormon at the door.” 🤣😂🤣 That cracked me up.

  • @tarikbadi1837
    @tarikbadi1837 5 років тому +717

    ''Is it your first friction fire?''
    ''It is my first fri..Well...''

    • @ids7599
      @ids7599 5 років тому +73

      Its like we watched the same video

    • @OnceABustAlwaysABust
      @OnceABustAlwaysABust 5 років тому +4

      I D S 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Zetsuke4
      @Zetsuke4 5 років тому +8

      I generate friction fire everyday

    • @amin5114
      @amin5114 5 років тому +2

      btw can u explain pls ? didn't get this one

    • @SammyJoee
      @SammyJoee 5 років тому

      DarkXide friction .. like in sex ... where men and women fricture together so they can have some fun .

  • @depressionbeard9882
    @depressionbeard9882 5 років тому +70

    Conan is SO on fire when he notices he can REALLY crack someone up! Insane chemistry between the two! And Kevin has such a contagious laugh! This is almost better than the skit where Conan learns the Australian accent 😂😂 I think Australia might become my favorite Conan Without Borders 😂

  • @Demaida
    @Demaida Рік тому +6

    Every year for the past 6 years, I go through a Conan rerun.. all Conan outtakes and remote videos must be watched..

  • @kaneda1674
    @kaneda1674 5 років тому +110

    His guide couldn't stop laughing- and neither could I!

  • @youaremopped
    @youaremopped 5 років тому +492

    Conan actually looks pretty buff, especially for a guy with such a long frame.

    • @quchi7232
      @quchi7232 5 років тому +10

      Mop he is tho. he has abs.

    • @drdispekful747
      @drdispekful747 4 роки тому +32

      Honestly for his age he’s impressively fit

  • @1whospeaks
    @1whospeaks Рік тому +9

    I feel like more than any country Australians appreciate Conan the most, their entire humor culture is centered around making fun of one another and honestly I'm all for it.

  • @twstf8905
    @twstf8905 5 років тому +121

    Haha the camera was shaking lol 😂 you know that Australian dude had a blast hanging out with Conan that day.

  • @BushcraftAndCampingAdventures
    @BushcraftAndCampingAdventures 5 років тому +143

    Kev Newton is THE MAN for bush survival in Australia. Conan is THE MAN for funny. Perfect combo! Well done Kev, loved it mate!

    • @SurvivalAussie
      @SurvivalAussie 5 років тому +25

      Thanks my friend. I must say reading comments from people who have no idea about me is rather amusing. Now I know how famous people feel. :-)

    • @animalmother556x45
      @animalmother556x45 4 роки тому +7

      Australian Survival Instructors I’m a little late to the party here...but I found your comment, and just wanted to say that it was a real treat to see someone who actually seemed to appreciate Conan’s childish humor. Seeing how you reacted made everything even more funny. You seem like a real genuine guy, Kevin. Cheers from Iowa in the United States.

    • @Rhythmattica
      @Rhythmattica 2 роки тому +1

      @@SurvivalAussie Famous or not... Id have a beer with ya!. ;)

    • @SurvivalAussie
      @SurvivalAussie 2 роки тому +3

      @@animalmother556x45 Just read your reply now mate. Thanks for watching, all the way from Iowa. Working with Conan was interesting to say the least. I was always laughing, because I never knew what crazy thing he'd say next. I was doing my thing, and he was doing his, and the result was chaos, but a funny chaos!

    • @SurvivalAussie
      @SurvivalAussie 2 роки тому +1

      @@Rhythmattica Thanks Matt, appreciate it mate.

  • @MrHanil1
    @MrHanil1 4 роки тому +384

    I got genuinely scared when those fake CGI spiders climbed inside Conan's pants.

  • @chriseversole3529
    @chriseversole3529 5 років тому +49

    Him trying to cut through that branch is the highlight 😂

  • @akki015
    @akki015 5 років тому +2009

    Conan looking extra pale in these videos.

  • @hermanirascible3310
    @hermanirascible3310 2 роки тому +19

    Kevin is a natural comedian! His timings were impeccable!

  • @SmittenKitten.
    @SmittenKitten. 5 років тому +228

    Australians are amazing. They're so laid-back and ready to laugh at even the palest of men.

  • @casualpotato44
    @casualpotato44 5 років тому +10

    Conan has made the "He looks like an old lady" jokes for years and only here do I truly see it. May you have more years to spread happiness and laughter, grandma Coco.

  • @muhammadhabib9433
    @muhammadhabib9433 3 роки тому +8

    5:23 I'm burst out laughing when Kevin said "How many nuts will fill u up?".. Damn, dirty jokes eveeywhere

  • @NicoleNightfall
    @NicoleNightfall 5 років тому +61

    Aussies have the best sense of humor and this proves it.

  • @obiwanshinobi9368
    @obiwanshinobi9368 5 років тому +50

    Kevin: was that your first friction fire?
    Conan: yes that was my first fric.....well

  • @anthonyhewetson5086
    @anthonyhewetson5086 3 роки тому +13

    I have had the privilege of meeting three Australian nature guides. My favorite story: I wasn't moving quickly enough to get on critters during a boat tour and I started to explain to our guide (who was phenomenal, by the way) that I was a bit slow (because of a neck/upper shoulder injury) and he looked at my friend and said something along the lines of 'What kind of slow are we talking about here?' Good times:)

  • @mokopium9094
    @mokopium9094 5 років тому +783

    Keep em coming!
    im holding my breath until the next one drops

    • @miba2132
      @miba2132 5 років тому +4

      You don't have to wait. You can go to the link in the video to watch them all now.

    • @jsbfkdls
      @jsbfkdls 5 років тому +5

      Rip

    • @harvelein
      @harvelein 5 років тому +3

      r u ok

    • @zenmasterwannabe
      @zenmasterwannabe 5 років тому

      **nut incoming...*

  • @JerryC25
    @JerryC25 5 років тому +59

    I love these travel clips so much

  • @noelinesmith6846
    @noelinesmith6846 4 роки тому +61

    I saw this video for the first time last week and cannot stop laughing each time I watch it. I am not a fan of talk show hosts but this guy is very talented and funny. Thoroughly enjoy his sense of humour. from a new Aussie fan.

  • @nii_amart
    @nii_amart 5 років тому +21

    Conan always knows the right questions to ask in order to receive the most hilarious answers. He's actually the best at it.

  • @荒田栄子
    @荒田栄子 5 років тому +35

    i just love how Kevin and Conan gets along all the time lol

    • @SurvivalAussie
      @SurvivalAussie 5 років тому +1

      Thank-you. Finally an intelligent remark.

    • @荒田栄子
      @荒田栄子 5 років тому

      Australian Survival Instructors you’re welcome! i subbed a few minutes ago lol kudos!

  • @lnhart7157
    @lnhart7157 2 роки тому +10

    A pretty unique thing about his visit to Australia seems to be that the people he interacts with a) completely get his humour and b) are also really funny.

  • @mallardboy23
    @mallardboy23 5 років тому +12

    Kevin seems awesome. He is so passionate and has a great smile and sense of humor! Do more videos with Kevin while you’re there!

  • @redgeneral5792
    @redgeneral5792 5 років тому +80

    We started a fire.
    **8 months later**

  • @Leatherargento
    @Leatherargento Рік тому +8

    Conan does this thing called "comedy" that is so alien to most late-night hosts.

  • @Veralidainai
    @Veralidainai 5 років тому +340

    Aussies get Conan's humour

    • @Hunny1au
      @Hunny1au 5 років тому +22

      Yes cause Aussies love sarcasm lol

    • @thof8287
      @thof8287 5 років тому +2

      Arn't Most Aussis of Irish decent like Conan?

    • @smurfette_blues7922
      @smurfette_blues7922 5 років тому +3

      @sayvar44 couldnt agree more as an aussie

  • @Kunalsingh-wm2ds
    @Kunalsingh-wm2ds 5 років тому +29

    "Dip 'em in and dip 'em out..... Mmmm nuts" lmao incredible 😂😂😂

  • @ginadisbrow9324
    @ginadisbrow9324 Рік тому +4

    You have to love the Aussies! They are a genuine and very down to earth people.

  • @chosenguy7253
    @chosenguy7253 5 років тому +189

    "I'm good. You can show me on the internet." :v

  • @sivispacem1
    @sivispacem1 5 років тому +6

    Wherever Conan goes on this planet he can make people laugh
    A true gift

  • @Da5thProject
    @Da5thProject 5 років тому +168

    HUNDREDS OF NUTS IN MY MOUTH, DIP EM IN AND OUT LOL

  • @allentonnesen1021
    @allentonnesen1021 5 років тому +168

    Conan should do an episode with Bear Grylls. That would be amazing.

    • @sithlordhibiscus9936
      @sithlordhibiscus9936 5 років тому +35

      I agree. How do we make this happen??? Running in the Wild with Bear Grylls: Coco Edition (ft. Jordan Schlantzky.)

    • @adamgarcia7192
      @adamgarcia7192 5 років тому +3

      SithLord Hibiscus that would be a dope tv show

    • @ryanowen3026
      @ryanowen3026 5 років тому +1

      Kevin was better

  • @cephalonrolli5678
    @cephalonrolli5678 4 роки тому +10

    is that your first friction fire? He knew damn well exactly what he was doing when he asked CONAN that. Well played man.

  • @OMGASL
    @OMGASL 5 років тому +7

    This might actually be one of the top 10 best Conan remotes ever.

  • @JohnsonLobster
    @JohnsonLobster 2 роки тому +4

    2:04 The guide says "That's a trapdoor spider hole", and the caption reads "That's a trapped little spider hole". That intern really tried.

  • @bcbro142
    @bcbro142 4 роки тому +8

    Australian people have the best sense of humor I love them

  • @katiec4947
    @katiec4947 5 років тому +12

    Wow my UA-cam viewing just did a 360. Started with Steve Irwin and ended with Conan in Australia. Glorious!

  • @charlesxav6817
    @charlesxav6817 5 років тому +238

    This video is recommended right after the Aussie Milf video...
    “How to survive in Australian bush”

    • @joshgaming177
      @joshgaming177 4 роки тому

      What do you mean?

    • @Azyrion_
      @Azyrion_ 4 роки тому +16

      @@joshgaming177 You must be too young to understand young lad.

    • @MasterChris666
      @MasterChris666 4 роки тому +1

      @@Azyrion_ i love hot milfs moms

    • @tommymount5709
      @tommymount5709 4 роки тому +3

      Josh Gaming your mom

    • @lapse4368
      @lapse4368 4 роки тому +4

      Aussie milf...? You mean the language coach?

  • @andrewg537
    @andrewg537 2 роки тому +2

    These Conan travel videos are like the funniest improv on the internet.
    His sense of humor and his execution are so good. Even the guide is having a good time.

  • @daniyal5402
    @daniyal5402 5 років тому +73

    "so this can kill me..."
    Yes

    • @MM-dq2pi
      @MM-dq2pi 5 років тому +5

      No one has died from a spider bite in decades here, maybe one kid.

    • @auscaliber1
      @auscaliber1 5 років тому

      @@MM-dq2pi Mr Campbell, I must intrude here to ask a quick question related to one of your many other comments. Were you under the impression that this kid (I must assume you are again talking about goats here) was to become a future late night talk show host? Is that the reason it has you so distressed?

    • @wallacewallaby5782
      @wallacewallaby5782 5 років тому

      @@MM-dq2pi The whole "Australia is so dangerous" thing is just in good fun. Most people realize that the US is infinitely more dangerous thanks to their bad health care system and people being shot up all the time.

    • @christinesmith3711
      @christinesmith3711 5 років тому

      Mike Campbell shh don’t tell them. We have a reputation to uphold.

  • @MQXM001
    @MQXM001 4 роки тому +14

    I love how Conan says they shaved his crotch to get the birds nest then the very next shot is Kevin face first in it. Great job editors 👍