You're too kind, thank you. But anyone can do it! It's just some black material hanging in the background and 1 light off at an angle. But I am an admirer of the stage and film...
'Long time listener, first time caller'. Man, where do you get your wonderful ideas from? I'm consistently blown away by your imagination. I wish half the professional writers out there had your imagination. Please, please keep bringing this fantastic community your incredible work.
*To Those On Mobile* - 00:05:50 - Health Assessment - 00:09:40 - Eye Exam - 00:11:50 - Calming Hand Movement Treatment - 00:14:54 - The Lampshade Treatment - 00:16:50 - The Trash Bag Of Sanctuary Treatment - 00:22:43 - The Keyboard Treatment - 00:25:15 - The Holy Book Treatment - 00:30:45 - The Bubble Wrap Treatment - 00:34:43 - The Light Bulb Treatment - 00:37:48 - The Monster Hands Treatment - 00:42:14 - The Container Of Incense Treatment - 00:47:05 - The Nitrile Gloves Treatment - 00:52:06 - The Tissue Package Treatment - 00:56:06 - The Cutting Mat Treatment *~JustAGuy~*
Thank you for all you do Uncle E. I lost my grandfather a few days ago and haven't been able to sleep since. But you got me straight to sleep with this. We appreciate all you do.
Well, I have a new favorite Rift video. I love every one of the triggers here, especially the glossolalia/R'lyehian. I can't tell you how pleased I am to have a whole video of it virtually uninterrupted!
TheHiddenLynx id imagine him saying "Hey, wait! It's not what it looks like." And when he runs towards the door he hits the wall because he can't see anything.
*looks back at phone after 20 minutes of listening* "Alright, he has a trash bag on his head...this is my life now" (Rift, thank you so much for doing crazy shit like this for us. The quality of everything you do is amazing, no matter how weird it is :3)
i love it so much, the fact that he's just saying jeberish while wearing a lampshade *for an hour!* and it still gave me the tingles, give this man an Oscar or idfk Grammy or something but.... damn dude, you're good👍
I need to say I'm listening to your videos quite a while now I always use them for a quick nap befor homework or learning. I always feel so calm after it thanks a lot for your beautiful work.☺👏
seriously. this video puts me to sleep every night for 2 weeks now. thank you so very much ER. its the fact that he is talking nonsense which prevents my mind from being overly active. this way i can completely relax and let go.
I'm watching a grown man with a lamp shade on his head speak gibberish as he slowly encloses his entire body in a trash bag. That was the magic moment where I knew I had to click the like button.
For those on mobile: Have a good night everyone 00:05:50 Health assessment 00:09:40 Eye exam 00:11:50 Calming Hand Movements Treatment 00:14:54 The Lampshade Treatment 00:16:50 The Trash Bag of Sanctuary Treatment 00:22:43 The Keyboard Treatment 00:25:15 The Holy Book Treatment 00:30:45 The Bubble Wrap Treatment 00:34:43 The Light Bulb Treatment 00:37:48 The Monster Hands Treatment 00:42:18 The Container of Incense Treatment 00:47:05 The Nitrile Gloves Treatment 00:52:06 The Tissue Package Treatment 00:56:16 The Cutting Mat Treatment
Rovix 3 years ago; back a long long long time ago when time stamps in descriptions didn’t work on mobile, few brave men and women ventured to their desktops to copy and paste the description for the sleepless stuck scrubbing throughout the entire video to find the perfect part to tingle their brain.
How does Rift always upload when I'm about to go to sleep? Its not like I'm complaining or anything but.... Its almost as if he lives in my basement Scary thing is I dont have a basement
ER, all of your videos are super tingly! You're amazing! In this one specifically I can still hear the whispers after I've turned off the video. I'm sure that's...fine.
Rift you're an amazing creator. never let someone stop your amazing work and creativity. keep it up with everything you do. love every bit of it. you've helped me through tough times and I owe a lot to you. you're an amazing person rift, and I will forever be subscribed
InsaNity CS You know. ASMR UA-camrs like to comment on others channel's-that's why they put ASMR in their name. Rift doesn't do that advertising stuff though. :)
Thorn, The Nerfed, c'mon... I participate in the comments, I don't do that post and run crap. You just didn't know it before I put ASMR in my name....Completely unfair statement.
JAG JuicyAppleGamer i think it might be r'yhleian You know from the cthulhu mythos. I doubt that's the name of the language but it's close. maybe it's that.
Is it weird if I just, uh, compliment your hands, Uncle E? Halfway through the hand movements I had the sudden realization that 'wowie, his hands are rather graceful and kind of attractive somehow'. Idk?? Where that came from??? Engjgjdgjfks,,, either way, this has quickly become one of my favorites. Fantastic work like always, E.
Some people in the comments are calling lampert shady...I feel so bad for this guy. He continues to receive shade and it's really dimming his light out man...Someone should brighten up his day by telling him he's the brightest guy they know :(
rift, I don't know if anyone has suggested it, but another channel called Dr. Tingles ASMR is doing an "asmr war" and looking for volunteers to make a sort of mini series, you two are my favorites for ASMR and I think a collaborative effort from you both may be the greatest thing in this area
I straight up worry about subliminal messages in asmr. When I wake up, maybe i'll be a devil worshiper, a soon to be mass murder, or maybe i'll want to have sex with a lamp. You never know.
![Rest for the Weary [ ASMR ]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/-x5fzWzy6AM/mqdefault.jpg)
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Rift sat in front of a camera, with a lampshade on his head, for an hour, just so we can relax. Give this man an Oscar.
Hypergen 8 Agreed
he put a plastic bag over his head
No name 2 Hey You stole My name 😐
No Name I named myself this first
No name 2 Oh
This man...wore a lamp shade on his head for an hour.....respect dude
And spoke ancient Chinese for an hour
Fr
Your lighting is ahead of any other ASMR channel - very focused and cinematic! Well done~
You're too kind, thank you. But anyone can do it! It's just some black material hanging in the background and 1 light off at an angle. But I am an admirer of the stage and film...
Elise ASMR Was that a pun?
A pun and a compliment!
'Long time listener, first time caller'. Man, where do you get your wonderful ideas from? I'm consistently blown away by your imagination. I wish half the professional writers out there had your imagination. Please, please keep bringing this fantastic community your incredible work.
heheh you're too kind! Thanks, I will try my best!
*To Those On Mobile*
- 00:05:50 - Health Assessment
- 00:09:40 - Eye Exam
- 00:11:50 - Calming Hand Movement Treatment
- 00:14:54 - The Lampshade Treatment
- 00:16:50 - The Trash Bag Of Sanctuary Treatment
- 00:22:43 - The Keyboard Treatment
- 00:25:15 - The Holy Book Treatment
- 00:30:45 - The Bubble Wrap Treatment
- 00:34:43 - The Light Bulb Treatment
- 00:37:48 - The Monster Hands Treatment
- 00:42:14 - The Container Of Incense Treatment
- 00:47:05 - The Nitrile Gloves Treatment
- 00:52:06 - The Tissue Package Treatment
- 00:56:06 - The Cutting Mat Treatment
*~JustAGuy~*
Just A Guy thanks
Just A Guy you're amazing
Just A Guy Awesome! Thanks! 👍
Just A Guy I will like every time you comment these!
Just A Guy You have my thanks and appreciation
we meet again brother
lamp shade XD
lamp shade o shit
Someone shed some light on this duo, we need to know more. :p
LOL
@@hellhoundz_133 sorry kewl giy
Man this is tingly brilliance! Love this character!
bruh nice to see you here
Rift: "What would make a good video?"
*looks at lamp*
Rift: "Fuck it."
StrainTheNoodle LEL
StrainTheNoodle more like Rift: what would make my videos original?
*grabs usual triggers*
*sees lampshade*
Rift: ahh fuck it why not.
XD
Like, you’re not wrong
To be honest, I would be turned on by someone fucking a lampshade.
I have always thought rift was a bright guy.
Now he officially is. His mere presence lights up the room as well as the mood. I'm gonna hire him for my next party!
stephen brouse That was horrible. I'm proud.
Good one :)
Splendid
stephen brouse idk there's something "shady" about him....
I like how he hides his face, even though we all know what it looks like. Adds mystery to the character in a way that you wouldn't normally expect.
he is genius
i dont think emphemeral does these videos for ASMR, he does it to live out bizzare ass fantasies without being judged
Nameless at least it worked?
Lmaofo hahahahahaha
I can never unsee it now
He's speaking lumen.
Ha! I like it.
Brady Looney what an educated man
100th like
this brightened my day.
Your comment has brightened mine!
Face Less PUN!!!!!!!
Ephemeral Rift this comment made my day
Ephemeral Rift but if your day is too bright get some shade
Thank you for all you do Uncle E. I lost my grandfather a few days ago and haven't been able to sleep since. But you got me straight to sleep with this. We appreciate all you do.
Well, I have a new favorite Rift video. I love every one of the triggers here, especially the glossolalia/R'lyehian. I can't tell you how pleased I am to have a whole video of it virtually uninterrupted!
bethabaloo Yes! This is so true. I loved when he did a small bit of it in his vids and always wished for a full sized video. This, this is amazing.
Dr. Lampert is a pretty bright guy, he's not as shady as you would think he'd be.
Chris Benson Ha
Hes the real slim shady
Gotta imagine what it'd be like to walk in on something like this.
"Hey, Paul, I--"
*Sees this*
"I guess I'll come back later."
TheHiddenLynx id imagine him saying "Hey, wait! It's not what it looks like." And when he runs towards the door he hits the wall because he can't see anything.
King Kay X'D
I don’t think they’d even say anything, they’d just look and back away slowly
"hey Paul it's your turn to change the ba- what the hell"
Paul: *stares in lampshade*
This brightened my day. Rift is the light of my life now.
*looks back at phone after 20 minutes of listening*
"Alright, he has a trash bag on his head...this is my life now"
(Rift, thank you so much for doing crazy shit like this for us. The quality of everything you do is amazing, no matter how weird it is :3)
A Paper's Please roleplay would be great. Crinkling papers, cards, wallets, and posters. And maybe cleaning a rifle.
Glory to Arstotzka
TheWallachianBard Darn right.
And the glorious sound of stamping papers.
Maybe something for Yuri in the future
Rotten Yeesssss.
i love it so much, the fact that he's just saying jeberish while wearing a lampshade *for an hour!* and it still gave me the tingles, give this man an Oscar or idfk Grammy or something but.... damn dude, you're good👍
you have finally returned to Dr. Lamp, thank you ER
I demand a check on Yuri Puki. The comrades are in dire need of supplies and vodka. Awaiting a status briefing...
CrimsonTider1981
Agreed. We need him.
TheGoldenWolf Yes!!! Someone else who shares the urgency! Yuri Puki demands assistance! (lol)
TO ARMS
*grabs a plastic bag*
TheGoldenWolf Kalashnikovs we gather!!!
*insert more Russian stereotypical phrases and such
*_This character seems a bit... Shady..._*
Max Grassy *Schade-y
Max Grassy no.... just... no
Will the real slim schade-y please stand up?
I'll bet he can be pretty bright, though.
Max Grassy this was one of the worst puns I've ever heard in my life but I shall like it because of your bravery
Watching Rift's videos really enlightens me
I need to say I'm listening to your videos quite a while now I always use them for a quick nap befor homework or learning. I always feel so calm after it thanks a lot for your beautiful work.☺👏
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And i thought i was bright
how tf you do that ?
You know ..I'm not even mad...but....*facepalm*
seriously. this video puts me to sleep every night for 2 weeks now. thank you so very much ER.
its the fact that he is talking nonsense which prevents my mind from being overly active. this way i can completely relax and let go.
I'm watching a grown man with a lamp shade on his head speak gibberish as he slowly encloses his entire body in a trash bag. That was the magic moment where I knew I had to click the like button.
I just don't understand how you can consistently be so creative gosh!!
Anyone can do it. You just need to shed all conventional forms of thinking and break out of the box our minds are often put in.
I knew Rift was a trash bag like the rest of us
The traash maan
I start eating garbage
Splash splash your opinion is trash
The lampshade videos are an underdog favorite of mine, it gives the sounds and whispering the exact right filter.
For those on mobile:
Have a good night everyone
00:05:50 Health assessment
00:09:40 Eye exam
00:11:50 Calming Hand Movements Treatment
00:14:54 The Lampshade Treatment
00:16:50 The Trash Bag of Sanctuary Treatment
00:22:43 The Keyboard Treatment
00:25:15 The Holy Book Treatment
00:30:45 The Bubble Wrap Treatment
00:34:43 The Light Bulb Treatment
00:37:48 The Monster Hands Treatment
00:42:18 The Container of Incense Treatment
00:47:05 The Nitrile Gloves Treatment
00:52:06 The Tissue Package Treatment
00:56:16 The Cutting Mat Treatment
Thanks
Cheers dude
You copied the description.... what’s the point?
Rovix 3 years ago; back a long long long time ago when time stamps in descriptions didn’t work on mobile, few brave men and women ventured to their desktops to copy and paste the description for the sleepless stuck scrubbing throughout the entire video to find the perfect part to tingle their brain.
This is the first ASMR video I ever saw, and still, after watching regularly for a long time now, it's one of the best ASMR videos out there for me.
How does Rift always upload when I'm about to go to sleep?
Its not like I'm complaining or anything but....
Its almost as if he lives in my basement
Scary thing is I dont have a basement
Tijs Razoux Schultz then he's in your closet. Say hi to him for me :D
UA-camrniko Ong I would but hes currently dressed as Margaret and its sort of freaking me out
Tijs Razoux Schultz Maybe if you pretend to be the professor he'll get confused and leave...
UA-camrniko Ong but that would mean that I wont get new tingles every night. I dont want that
Tijs Razoux Schultz *X-Files theme*
I love lambert shade he is so under rated. He is the definition of ASMR.
Imagine you are a child and you walk into your parents room late at night because you were scared and your parent is zoned out looking at 38:40
BRUH I WOULD SCREAM FOR HELP AND START CRYING 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂
jon ward I'd grab a knife and kill myself... (
Listening to this before my algebra exam tmrw. These videos help me reduce a lot of stress thnx !!!
some say he can make a mic out of any physical object.
eventually it will be true, trust me.
great tingles! nice work. :D
Man, he really BRIGHTENED up my mood.
I think it's time to sleep
I'm a bit out of the loop, but did you actually finish the lampshade or is the back of it still unplainted?
Haha, I haven't finished it. Lost complete inspiration there. But it's something I still think about doing.
Ephemeral Rift Props man I would be proud to own a lampshade like that.
thank you for uploading so often, it really helps me sleep, you're the best!
You have a lot of dedication for this YT channel, I mean how many youtubers will wear a lamp in their head for one hour?
I like the way he is speaking! The language he made up sounds very relaxing.
He's one of the few male ASMR UA-camrs who doesn't come off as creepy
And yet he does the most out there, bizarre, off putting characters. And it doesn't come off as creepy still lmao
I love the lampert videos; they always end up being my favorite! keep up the good work!
You, my friend, you are brighter than my future.
ER, all of your videos are super tingly! You're amazing! In this one specifically I can still hear the whispers after I've turned off the video. I'm sure that's...fine.
Roses will fall,
Pizzas will overdose.
Tingles so extreme,
Felt them in my nose.
Potato the only thing more stale than your poems is your gimmick.
Im sorry im more of an apple guy
Potato Eye got ya ouo
Potato I need your starchy goodness. Let me devour you, Mr Potato.
Potato
Cities will crumble,
People will fumble.
The giantess awakens,
due to the smell of bacon
Your dedication is so spot-on. I admire you and your videos, please continue making these yoU DESERVE SO MUCH MORE
Imagine sending this video back in time some 40 years.
they'd be like "Fuck the future is scary"
This is a cult classic in the eru. Not a lot of people know of it’s existence, but the ones who do… we love it!!
Just before I wanted to sleep. Now I have some sleeping material.
Rift you're an amazing creator. never let someone stop your amazing work and creativity. keep it up with everything you do. love every bit of it. you've helped me through tough times and I owe a lot to you. you're an amazing person rift, and I will forever be subscribed
Cool. :)
Andrei ASMR I see you on every fucking video...
InsaNity CS, yeah, Rift is one my favorites. I checked out your channel and I see you like Russian music. ты русский?
InsaNity CS You know. ASMR UA-camrs like to comment on others channel's-that's why they put ASMR in their name. Rift doesn't do that advertising stuff though. :)
Ikr
Thorn, The Nerfed, c'mon... I participate in the comments, I don't do that post and run crap. You just didn't know it before I put ASMR in my name....Completely unfair statement.
I love your Lampshade videos. They always make me tingle something fierce.
He speaks Shadow too?! *In awe*
Idk if you're reading this but you are absolutely the most creative asmr UA-camr thanks for being there
Does anyone know what he's saying? I like it, and it's giving me tingles, but I would like to understand it maybe...
JAG JuicyAppleGamer I doubt he's speaking a real language, It's a form of "inaudible whispering"
César Pinto or is it... ;)
JAG JuicyAppleGamer i think it might be r'yhleian You know from the cthulhu mythos. I doubt that's the name of the language but it's close. maybe it's that.
JAG JuicyAppleGamer It's r'lyehian I think.
JAG JuicyAppleGamer It's just gibberish.
Im loving this! People may say it's creepy but there is no other channel as creative as yours.
Is it weird if I just, uh, compliment your hands, Uncle E? Halfway through the hand movements I had the sudden realization that 'wowie, his hands are rather graceful and kind of attractive somehow'. Idk?? Where that came from??? Engjgjdgjfks,,, either way, this has quickly become one of my favorites. Fantastic work like always, E.
This makes me want an addition to your "inventory" vid; it is easily one of my favorite 3 pieces of asmr of all time.
Some people in the comments are calling lampert shady...I feel so bad for this guy. He continues to receive shade and it's really dimming his light out man...Someone should brighten up his day by telling him he's the brightest guy they know :(
Shine On You Shady Lampert
rift, I don't know if anyone has suggested it, but another channel called Dr. Tingles ASMR is doing an "asmr war" and looking for volunteers to make a sort of mini series, you two are my favorites for ASMR and I think a collaborative effort from you both may be the greatest thing in this area
I bet if you yanked on his tongue, he'd light up
Dakota Deal No.
Dakota Deal I thought that's how you summon the voodoo lady
***** ***** Yes.
or another body part...
Dr. Beetus 0.o oooooohhhhhh! XD
Your creative really amazes me. Like how many other ASMRist are going to think of something like this? it's just so obscure, but so effective!
The first thing that came to my mind when seeing the thumbnail was Bill Cipher LOL.
Same 🤣🤣
TheWallachianBard the fuckin lamp is not even triangle.. The fuck?
You always have such interesting and unique premisses for you videos...wonderful. Thanks
I just thought I would let you know that you are wearing a lampshade on your head.
Lampman: *a language beyond enchantment table*
We got to give it to the guy, he sat with a lampshade on his head for over a full hour.
This one was the best one sin ever for me. Really good character and triggers
I would love to see a Waiter roleplay
Is "waiter" really rifts thing?
WAIT!
What if,
he uploads,
a video,
OF HIM WAITING!
The Doctors Cat my mind is officially blown...
i know right!
LiXon I think that would be perfect.
ER is way too smart for his own good. That's a compliment btw👍🏻👍🏻
"Ah shit, me briduer's comin'! Here, take this lampshade, pretend to be a lamp!"
"Like this? Am I a lamp now?"
"Absolute lamp!"
Viktor Olofsson omg the references are too much xD
Viktor Olofsson Cancertale much
Viktor Olofsson ha.....ha.....ha.....
I’ve said it before I’ll say it again: you are so incredibly creative and unique and I’ll always appreciate you
He could be saying Hail Satan and we wouldn't even notice.
Worshiping Satan these days is so passe'.
Ephemeral Rift all about that baphomet these days.
I straight up worry about subliminal messages in asmr. When I wake up, maybe i'll be a devil worshiper, a soon to be mass murder, or maybe i'll want to have sex with a lamp. You never know.
ALL HAIL CTHULHU
@@maksymilians931 ALULULULULULLLULULULULULULLULULULULULULLULULLULULULLULULUOLOOLOLOLOLLOOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLO
I like be how the guy with a lamp shade on his head is helping us regain our sanity. That's beautiful
Uncle E: *speaks nonsense*
The Granddaddy Longlegs under the lampshade with him: These are some banger lyrics *head bags furiously*
Man, this really lightened up my day
Like seriously what if you suddenly have an urge to scratch your nose or face? Where you can even see with that thing on your head?
such a creative colorful mind. :) so many characters. Evening with Dark Corvus was the first one i seen.
heheh well thank you kindly, I try my best!
Thank you daddy.
Hold On Caulfield franku is my daddy.
Hold On Caulfield nice name friend
Daniel Zorn Thank you, the book's an interesting read.
Hold On Caulfield *Uncle E
Hold On Caulfield you're welcome son.
Oh thank god i’ve been meaning to regain my sanity for a week now!
I CREAMED
You disgust me
sorry dad
Llp Ppp DISGUSTANG
Llp Ppp I pied.
I'd let Rift be my daddy 😉
This is pretty much everything I've ever wanted.
What a Bummer..
This is my all time favorite ASMR video.
new dlc hat for bloodborne look nice
As the Lamp Fairy, I must say you are great. You are blessed, my child.
After watching this video for 30 minutes, I went *lights out* on the bed.
Seeing the notification pop up brought a much needed smile to my face, thank you! 😊❤️
Willow76ny would you say that the notification made your face light up with excitement?
BigMan7o0 I definitely got bright eyed
Seeing your comment brightened mine even more!
Why are so many people throwin' shade?...
I hate myself...
BIGhappyG33 XP
I really like this one. I also love how the lampshade looks.
I love lamp
lamp is good
*lamp is love, lamp is life*
LegoMaster1203 Lamp Is hot, Lamp is wife.
this guy can never run out of ideas
Notification squad
Who is tanis, and why do you need help?
Tanis Please send help #helptanis
Are you helping Tanis, or asking for it?
Loiter Squad
Tanis Please Send Help you're late
Any character that speaks deep one is instantly one of my favorites!
He was called slim shady in highschool.
Well, that was...
(puts sunglasses)
... illuminating. 😎
🎸 Yeaaaaaaaah! 🎶