Here's Why You Don't Plot to Murder Your Husband

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  • @vtubersubs3803
    @vtubersubs3803 4 місяці тому +1696

    I like how the cop tries to manage the dude's expectations, saying that threats have to be pretty specific to be actionable, and then he listens to it and he's like bruh

    • @BacklTrack
      @BacklTrack 3 місяці тому +70

      @@vtubersubs3803 she still got a cash bond lol. Wild

    • @OhiChicken
      @OhiChicken 3 місяці тому +194

      "She has to be convincing enough to warrant fear"
      Her: "I'm gonna kill you when you least expect it and I'm going to go to jail"
      Yea you sure are lol

    • @Chinalakesnake
      @Chinalakesnake 3 місяці тому +75

      ​@@OhiChicken "That's right I just threatened you!")

    • @JewishBettor
      @JewishBettor 2 місяці тому +5

      14:22 "Nonsense". 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @davelowets
      @davelowets 2 місяці тому +21

      He was like, "Umm, welll, listen to THIS.... 😅

  • @dl161
    @dl161 4 місяці тому +6729

    That voicemail was cartoony-levels of incriminating

    • @BerlinKlub-SAV187
      @BerlinKlub-SAV187 4 місяці тому +174

      it was a decent heel promo...id book her in the co main event😂

    • @MichaelDavis-mk4me
      @MichaelDavis-mk4me 4 місяці тому +197

      It honestly sounded like a bad DND roleplay from a dungeon master.

    • @sylekin
      @sylekin 4 місяці тому +156

      @@MichaelDavis-mk4me sounds like a threat from someone whos only watched disney movies, nothing over PG

    • @alexandercarder2281
      @alexandercarder2281 4 місяці тому +49

      The wicked with of the west 😂😂😂

    • @chucklebutt4470
      @chucklebutt4470 4 місяці тому +7

      "did she like directly threaten your life?"
      her: "YES I AM THREATENING YOUR LIFE MUWAHAHA"

  • @expiredchili4352
    @expiredchili4352 3 місяці тому +1961

    She really hit him with the “Muah ha ha haaaa”

    • @CandlesRLife
      @CandlesRLife 3 місяці тому +12

      @@expiredchili4352 💀💀💀

    • @TheAnnoyingBoss
      @TheAnnoyingBoss 2 місяці тому +42

      😂😂😂 "iM GonNa GeT Ya mWahAhaha"

    • @Burncsb
      @Burncsb 2 місяці тому +9

      That's the Thundercats Mumm-Ra laughter.

    • @cherylh292
      @cherylh292 2 місяці тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @David-028
      @David-028 2 місяці тому +1

      😂😂😂

  • @Nikolella
    @Nikolella 3 місяці тому +793

    “He won’t let me see my kids!” Babe, your kids are adults, they don’t want to see YOU

    • @Ike_of_pyke
      @Ike_of_pyke Місяць тому +15

      Yeah, second the kids turn 18 and move out and they don't want to talk to you , it's on them.

    • @alllittlethingzz
      @alllittlethingzz Місяць тому +4

      Fr 😂

    • @alllittlethingzz
      @alllittlethingzz Місяць тому

      @@Ike_of_pykeand it is

    • @MxMoondoggie
      @MxMoondoggie 24 дні тому +5

      Gee I wonder why they refuse to see her lol

    • @aleebea
      @aleebea 2 дні тому +1

      My thoughts exactly!😅

  • @jordanalbano9780
    @jordanalbano9780 4 місяці тому +10628

    Her energy on that phone call vs. her energy when the cops show up at her door 😂

    • @extraspicytigerroll
      @extraspicytigerroll 4 місяці тому +717

      It’s like an actual keyboard warrior in the wild 😂😂😂

    • @nacho_ncam
      @nacho_ncam 4 місяці тому +134

      @@extraspicytigerroll the accuracy 🤣🤣

    • @mr.duanesharpe
      @mr.duanesharpe 4 місяці тому

      @@nacho_ncamSpot on!

    • @SofiaDiasCrooks
      @SofiaDiasCrooks 4 місяці тому

      @@extraspicytigerroll🤣🤣🤣

    • @B3ARCAT
      @B3ARCAT 4 місяці тому +120

      Mwahahahahaha 😈

  • @AngelWest58
    @AngelWest58 4 місяці тому +9486

    Turns out my life hasn't been as bad as I thought

    • @zukosmom3780
      @zukosmom3780 4 місяці тому +165

      I hear you

    • @forcesofkanto
      @forcesofkanto 4 місяці тому +339

      I'd rather be kind of a loser than involved in one of these shitshows any day of the week

    • @jayvee7154
      @jayvee7154 4 місяці тому +28

      😁🤣

    • @c.s.7266
      @c.s.7266 4 місяці тому +58

      Amen! 😅 It could always be worse

    • @jamallabarge2665
      @jamallabarge2665 4 місяці тому +32

      Agreed. Mine too.

  • @masonlee4217
    @masonlee4217 4 місяці тому +6147

    "Knock Knock"
    "Whos there?"
    The consequences to your actions

    • @ausguy5052
      @ausguy5052 4 місяці тому +90

      The consequences to your actions, who

    • @pammers5588
      @pammers5588 4 місяці тому +21

      Exactly

    • @DefileOdds
      @DefileOdds 4 місяці тому +54

      The consequences of your actions who?
      *cries hysterically* I WAS SO MAD, I'M SORRY!!!

    • @lprince96
      @lprince96 4 місяці тому +38

      "Knock, knock! Open up the door it's real." -DMX ("X Gon Give It To Ya")

    • @DefileOdds
      @DefileOdds 4 місяці тому +15

      @@lprince96 it's the nonstop pop pop of stainless steel

  • @scottishjedi1522
    @scottishjedi1522 3 місяці тому +525

    ‘I JUST THREATENED YOUR LIFE’
    Smart move to to straight up describe your crime.

    • @sevencharley
      @sevencharley 2 місяці тому +10

      i almost choked on my food. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Kiwi2703
      @Kiwi2703 2 місяці тому +10

      It was honestly cartoonish, like if they put a voicemail like that in a movie I would think it's extremely unrealistic, but real life sometimes writes crazier stories than fiction lol

    • @lilwoodiewood3457
      @lilwoodiewood3457 2 місяці тому

      ​@@Kiwi2703she's slow ... her iq probably isn't higher than 75

    • @robertbeard230
      @robertbeard230 Місяць тому +2

      Let’s take a moment to be thankful for this woman’s failure to understand that actions have consequences. She had the opportunity to keep her mouth shut while she planned how to take him out, but instead warned him ahead of time… on voicemail, which is now being shared with the entire world. Her cartoonish lapse in Crime 101 can be shared with billions of people in over 150 countries, and she really thought she’d “strike when he least expects it”. Pro tip; if you leave your plans on the prospective victim’s voicemail, they’re now expecting it.

    • @mmm_1927
      @mmm_1927 Місяць тому +2

      She didn’t want that message misconstrued at ALL 😂😂

  • @hotfishfromsharktale
    @hotfishfromsharktale 4 місяці тому +3858

    THE EVIL LAUGHTER LMFAOOOO she really thought she was in her villain era...babe WHY would you ever leave a VOICEMAIL like that EVER, let alone with an upcoming trial 🤦‍♀️

    • @charicesuralin6100
      @charicesuralin6100 4 місяці тому +117

      I just wanna know where was that energy when the cops showed up at her place 🤣🤣🤣

    • @csswht
      @csswht 4 місяці тому +15

      @@hotfishfromsharktale lmfao yeah 😭 pretty smart move 😭😭😭

    • @ivanvillamil2764
      @ivanvillamil2764 4 місяці тому +29

      Yes what happened to her evil laughter turned into please no !!!!

    • @tylerolejnicak5481
      @tylerolejnicak5481 4 місяці тому +24

      multiple duis ought to give you the hint. she was probably wasted.

    • @avocado3-in-182
      @avocado3-in-182 3 місяці тому +20

      God, I love Disney villains but I would never do the evil laugh whatever the context. It’s so cringy and embarrassing. 🙈😭

  • @grizzlyuppercut
    @grizzlyuppercut 4 місяці тому +812

    If you say "Please don't!" twenty-one times, cops are legally obligated to let you go free. She was so close!

    • @J_Klutch
      @J_Klutch 4 місяці тому +67

      This is a well-known fact. I'm surprised it didn't work this time.

    • @nursemaid
      @nursemaid 4 місяці тому +19

      LOL

    • @j9363078
      @j9363078 4 місяці тому +65

      Cops hate this one simple trick!

    • @newperson1997
      @newperson1997 3 місяці тому +10

      it worked for me. thanks

    • @SmilerORocker
      @SmilerORocker 2 місяці тому +6

      No way,... I didn't know that... thought that was just Beetlejuice and Candyman 😂😂

  • @hornbylee
    @hornbylee 4 місяці тому +2362

    "He won't let me see my daughter!" Well I wonder why that is?

    • @ElanaVital83
      @ElanaVital83 4 місяці тому +187

      The daughter is an adult. Probably asked her dad to keep the mother away while she recovers from her leg injury. Probably chose to go no contact

    • @ResseDfa
      @ResseDfa 4 місяці тому +57

      “My daughter” I hate parents who speak in this manner you didn’t make that life yourself

    • @lululovesyou7618
      @lululovesyou7618 4 місяці тому +52

      Right? Like her grown adult daughter didn't say "keep the crazy lady away from me because I cant escape with this broken leg"

    • @russsmith5441
      @russsmith5441 4 місяці тому +4

      She way to old to have one of those at least babies

    • @ryanm4013
      @ryanm4013 4 місяці тому +15

      The daughter is an adult

  • @spacewalker98
    @spacewalker98 3 місяці тому +131

    with this second case, ill never understand verbally berating anyone and then expecting them to show mercy on you. also that cop who said "those are some creative terms youve given me" has more patience that i do

    • @mottawa1
      @mottawa1 2 місяці тому +9

      That’s what happens when she talks faster than she can think … totally illogical. The officers are well trained and are emotionally very tolerant.

    • @nedadillard4514
      @nedadillard4514 2 місяці тому +2

      @@spacewalker98 she was really getting on my nerves with all that talking and fussing

  • @tallblonde1976
    @tallblonde1976 4 місяці тому +1020

    A judge tells you “stay away from your ex husband”. so you go there and stand across the street. How stupid!!

    • @RochellB46
      @RochellB46 4 місяці тому +9

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @danbear5254
      @danbear5254 4 місяці тому +30

      I have never intentionally tried to be around an EX.

    • @DavidMiddleton-w6x
      @DavidMiddleton-w6x 4 місяці тому +19

      she should also be charged with accusations of rape

    • @anthonynoneyabusiness420
      @anthonynoneyabusiness420 4 місяці тому +6

      Type of love I need 😭

    • @RochellB46
      @RochellB46 4 місяці тому +17

      @@anthonynoneyabusiness420 trust you don’t want it

  • @josiechaney9010
    @josiechaney9010 4 місяці тому +670

    I actually like that the cop in the second one said, “you’re not in any position to demand anything from us.”

    • @footytang
      @footytang 4 місяці тому +17

      that first cop seemed like he wanted to talk the dude out of charging her.

    • @dupeaccount1647
      @dupeaccount1647 3 місяці тому +1

      Because you want a daddy cop to tell you what to do.

    • @Zarrakon
      @Zarrakon 3 місяці тому

      @@footytang u dumb

    • @alphara7255
      @alphara7255 3 місяці тому +2

      ​@@footytangyh until he heard the voicemail

    • @limlaith
      @limlaith Місяць тому +1

      I LOVE his "Who do you think you are!?" 🤣

  • @nathanielcampbell9703
    @nathanielcampbell9703 4 місяці тому +608

    The cops were being totally unreasonable, she was only off by 486.5 ft

    • @dallynutkat3252
      @dallynutkat3252 4 місяці тому +27

      😂😂 Underrated comment

    • @jamessveinsson6006
      @jamessveinsson6006 4 місяці тому +20

      You’re absolutely correct. It’s almost a football field and a half.

    • @Wolvenworks
      @Wolvenworks 4 місяці тому +1

      I reckon she’s working on ant feets

    • @Bandit2033
      @Bandit2033 4 місяці тому +26

      ya, that's only 97.3% closer than the minimum she was suppose to be, such a small minor difference

    • @lisaammoms261
      @lisaammoms261 Місяць тому +1

      🤣

  • @cherryd9747
    @cherryd9747 2 місяці тому +62

    I’m so so grateful for the loving relationship I have with my husband and son after watching this.

    • @BrigitteGoodman
      @BrigitteGoodman Місяць тому

      That can change in minutes... Don't brag.

    • @-Swamp_Donkey-
      @-Swamp_Donkey- Місяць тому +4

      @@BrigitteGoodmanI have the same thing going. It really helps when both the husband and wife are decent people.

    • @bend3rbot
      @bend3rbot Місяць тому +1

      Make sure to tell them! Good Will goes So so far! The best scenario you can have after a changed relationship involving kids is for everyone to do mature cooperation. Some people can even describe them as friends, years later ! ❤

    • @riverstone9005
      @riverstone9005 14 днів тому +1

      ​@@BrigitteGoodmanHow the Hell could it change in minutes other than death? I think it's refreshing to read about someone who has loving relationships with people around them.
      At least she isn't bragging about the likes she has on her comment. Lol

    • @floralcailíní
      @floralcailíní 18 годин тому

      @@BrigitteGoodman man, be happy for them. i hope your life is as beautiful as you

  • @rhiannancaraway
    @rhiannancaraway 4 місяці тому +836

    I love how these Midwestern cops don't play. Turning the music up, telling her she does not get to demand anything from them, putting her in her place. Fantastic.

    • @muttley8818
      @muttley8818 3 місяці тому +38

      Lol, yeah the timing of when he just casually turned on the music while she's mouthing off in the back was just epic. Almost like he was saying "scream all ya want, I'm gonna enjoy this drive".

    • @MattVarnish1103
      @MattVarnish1103 3 місяці тому +27

      I love how its Dont Stop Believin' too ... Just a small town girl... Within 500 feet of a lonely world....

    • @t.sb_0570
      @t.sb_0570 3 місяці тому +7

      the midwest has some of the nicest people and the most badass cops. greets from iowa.

    • @RoachDogggJR
      @RoachDogggJR 3 місяці тому

      Until they try being dicks when you actually are doing nothing wrong unlike the crazy lady.

    • @Criblo456
      @Criblo456 3 місяці тому +11

      It's a shame their courts seem completely broken.

  • @K-park81
    @K-park81 4 місяці тому +4282

    She even does the villain laugh at the end😂😂

    • @MortgageGirl7
      @MortgageGirl7 4 місяці тому

      I busted out laughing! Crazy stupid witch 🧙 left on a recording. 😂

    • @JamilaJibril-e8h
      @JamilaJibril-e8h 4 місяці тому +54

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @kyleMcBurnett
      @kyleMcBurnett 4 місяці тому +87

      That is what made it go from friendly banter to legit threat from an unhinged person.

    • @neocenobyte
      @neocenobyte 4 місяці тому +78

      Like a disney witch 😂

    • @JustMonaaaa
      @JustMonaaaa 4 місяці тому +103

      She really said “Muahahahaha 👹👹👹”

  • @RLU-wt8vi
    @RLU-wt8vi 4 місяці тому +197

    I nearly spit out my coffee when he turned up the music to "Stuck in the Middle With You." He couldn't have timed it better.

  • @adriennenelson759
    @adriennenelson759 2 місяці тому +28

    "Those are very creative terms. I appreciate that." This officer does a great job making light of the situation.

  • @loushia16
    @loushia16 4 місяці тому +505

    That last cop sounded so over it. Like he was dealing with a child throwing a tantrum, letting her tucker herself out.

    • @anjanettee7786
      @anjanettee7786 4 місяці тому +20

      But she ramped up at the jail again 😂

    • @moimoi2994
      @moimoi2994 4 місяці тому +22

      😂😂😂😂😂 his responses are hilarious

    • @emiliafrank1578
      @emiliafrank1578 4 місяці тому

      I don’t blame him. She is throwing a bitch fit 😂😂😂

    • @rmarvel169
      @rmarvel169 4 місяці тому

      Imagine how many stupids they deal with on a daily basis

    • @MrSolLeks
      @MrSolLeks 2 місяці тому +7

      @@moimoi2994 I honestly don't know how these guys stay so calm lmao. its great.

  • @jordannietos
    @jordannietos 4 місяці тому +623

    As someone who's been stabbed by my ex while I tried to leave she will get no sympathy from me

    • @rationallyruby
      @rationallyruby 4 місяці тому +52

      Damn that’s crazy! I’m glad you got out of that situation!

    • @danmitchell1665
      @danmitchell1665 4 місяці тому +47

      @@jordannietos my ex tried to stab me. Only thing that saved me was my martial arts training. Glad you survived.

    • @jordannietos
      @jordannietos 4 місяці тому +46

      @@danmitchell1665 The only thing that saved me was the bag of clothes I was carrying out of the apartment. I got lucky but I still have a scar. I don't understand some people.

    • @denitzilla
      @denitzilla 4 місяці тому +2

      😮😮😮

    • @Adamz8
      @Adamz8 4 місяці тому +11

      ​@@jordannietosIt's a terrible thing how someone can choose. It's a crime. Glad you're okay. Next time, make sure you choose the best person.

  • @analogbunny
    @analogbunny 4 місяці тому +2278

    Her crying is so fake! It sounds like she learned how to imitate crying noises from flash cards. Might be an actual sociopath.

    • @analogbunny
      @analogbunny 4 місяці тому +79

      ... maybe specifically borderline and sociopathy. Her love/hate swings ("splitting") of violent aggression followed by tear-eyed apologies... this is a person who's got separate hot and cold taps, for sure.

    • @Lgalitz
      @Lgalitz 4 місяці тому +42

      Sociopaths come in every level and degree. More common than we realize. They're only sorry when they get caught and even then...whoa

    • @russellboone6759
      @russellboone6759 4 місяці тому +51

      ​@@analogbunnyexcept that I hate when ppl use personality disorders as an excuse to justify treating ppl like 💩.
      Sometimes THEYRE just being peices of 💩.

    • @sandwichman100
      @sandwichman100 4 місяці тому +17

      in the middle of fighting arrest her number 1 concern
      turning the lights off to save electricity

    • @ASmith-qs2ps
      @ASmith-qs2ps 4 місяці тому +4

      Wow motor mouth as well!

  • @ravenval5046
    @ravenval5046 2 місяці тому +45

    "yeah, for threats to be considered unlawful they have to be pretty direct..."
    "I JUST THREATENED YOUR LIFE AHAHAHAHAHA"
    "okay"

  • @ChronicGamer420
    @ChronicGamer420 4 місяці тому +1333

    Thinking its ok to plot your husbands murder because "you were really mad at him" doesnt qualify

    • @sandwichman100
      @sandwichman100 4 місяці тому +38

      thinking about it is fine
      putting it on record gets ya arrested

    • @dirtyd2162
      @dirtyd2162 4 місяці тому +18

      oh, she qualifies alright.....qualifies as *INSANE!!*

    • @CURVEDGLASS123
      @CURVEDGLASS123 4 місяці тому +21

      It's not a plot. It's a simple threat. She'll get probation and an ankle monitor.

    • @Molokaiism
      @Molokaiism 4 місяці тому +13

      @@CURVEDGLASS123 If that. Ever seen a court throw the book at a female? Yeah, me neither...

    • @MaxHesh7
      @MaxHesh7 4 місяці тому

      She's just a drunk or typical angry broad. They some of the most vicious shit and are just used to getting away with it.

  • @Industry-insider
    @Industry-insider 4 місяці тому +1471

    Her lawyer is not gonna be happy when he hears that voicemail 😂

    • @AJadedLizard
      @AJadedLizard 4 місяці тому +71

      Or the like four times she confessed on the way back to the station.

    • @Zarincos
      @Zarincos 4 місяці тому +56

      If I hadn't seen this video, I would never have believed that someone would leave such an obvious, unquestionable confession to a crime as a voicemail.

    • @gothicMCRgirl
      @gothicMCRgirl 4 місяці тому +7

      @@ZarincosRight? Sometimes reality is stranger than fiction 🤷‍♀️

    • @JoeTheOriginalOne
      @JoeTheOriginalOne 4 місяці тому +11

      Lawyer: Yeah, ma’am…not going to happen. I’ll send my bill in the mail…

    • @1utube01
      @1utube01 4 місяці тому +2

      Looked like she already got a plea deal, that she accepted.

  • @just_dom144
    @just_dom144 4 місяці тому +1344

    This chick literally said, “Yeah, I just threatened your life!” Then said I wasn’t gonna kill him!! You can’t make this up bro. 😂

    • @talyahr3302
      @talyahr3302 4 місяці тому +48

      My dad pulled some stupid stuff like that once and said they're just words. I literally had to explain to him how words matter.

    • @jonny-b4954
      @jonny-b4954 4 місяці тому +23

      I assumed she meant she wasn't actually planning to do it. As if that means anything haha.

    • @AnastasiaRomanov-w9x
      @AnastasiaRomanov-w9x 4 місяці тому

      As bad as the two POS’s I was married to were, I never threatened to take their lives. And they never threatened to take my life either.

    • @AbsolBubon
      @AbsolBubon 4 місяці тому +1

      no warrant tho

    • @jodiforeman3314
      @jodiforeman3314 4 місяці тому +14

      scary thing she only had a 2000$ bond with death threat

  • @nineskies5907
    @nineskies5907 3 місяці тому +61

    "yeah i just THREATENED YOUR LIFE" she's even using legal language to incriminate herself 😂😂

  • @jimmymiller77
    @jimmymiller77 4 місяці тому +922

    What a mouth on her. That voice should be a felony. I feel sorry for the cops.

    • @CockMcBallsddd
      @CockMcBallsddd 4 місяці тому

      Imagine hearing that at the dinner table every fkin night for 40 years. I might end up having a gun cleaning accident or something. . .

    • @Sofus-fu4ro
      @Sofus-fu4ro 4 місяці тому +5

      So you don’t believe in free speech got it

    • @tunestemp
      @tunestemp 4 місяці тому +74

      @@Sofus-fu4ro Come on dude, you don't know what a joke is?

    • @GREENMAYNE
      @GREENMAYNE 4 місяці тому +6

      They all feel above the law.

    • @Darthwgamer
      @Darthwgamer 4 місяці тому +21

      @@Sofus-fu4ro Please stop joking

  • @GraphicQua
    @GraphicQua 4 місяці тому +2479

    “Can we talk” girl talking is what got you in this mess the first place 😂

    • @psinclairjr
      @psinclairjr 4 місяці тому +43

      😂PERFECTION

    • @4Ozzy
      @4Ozzy 4 місяці тому +14

      based comment

    • @jfliguy
      @jfliguy 4 місяці тому +21

      Her name ain't Tevin Campbell. Hell no we can't talk

    • @MamotteLollpop123
      @MamotteLollpop123 4 місяці тому +10

      @@jfliguyI love that reference lolol

    • @sandwichman100
      @sandwichman100 4 місяці тому +9

      she should have given the cops her evil laugh
      that would scare them away

  • @cc11studio
    @cc11studio 4 місяці тому +1281

    What she didn't realize is you need to say "Please don't" 25 times....THAT is the magic number and the police let you go.

    • @Deltareview420
      @Deltareview420 4 місяці тому +7

      Ik right

    • @kristenwilliamson8455
      @kristenwilliamson8455 4 місяці тому +15

      😂😂😂

    • @AndySalinger33
      @AndySalinger33 4 місяці тому +57

      Yep! Section 36.002 states very clearly, 25 “please don’ts” are required, before automatic release of a perp. Anything less requires an additional “what did I do”, and 5 utterances of “y’all don’t know me”, before automatic release. It’s black and white. 🤔

    • @Soffity
      @Soffity 4 місяці тому +14

      @@user-cb4oz1gj9z 😆. Probably the arresting officer didn’t understand the 25 times rule of release.

    • @UnscrupulousAgitator
      @UnscrupulousAgitator 4 місяці тому +17

      But Section 36.002 also states "it must be 25 please don'ts OR just 20 if combined with "I'm going to sue you"
      Edit: 😂 I just watched the 2nd one. She had the I'll sue you but no please don'ts

  • @candicebergstrom4490
    @candicebergstrom4490 2 місяці тому +11

    Oh my poor ears. I feel bad for the officers who had the misfortune of dealing with the last loud, demanding, & nasty Karen.🤫

  • @donnawood3505
    @donnawood3505 4 місяці тому +304

    What a nasty person. I can see why there is a protection order against her!

  • @DBZluvz
    @DBZluvz 4 місяці тому +406

    ya know, i can't begin to fathom why Marcella has an order of protection against her., she's a gentle soul, has a voice that could melt butter and beauty that's unmatched.

  • @SugarSugar5454
    @SugarSugar5454 4 місяці тому +676

    "Please tell Dave I'm sorry!!! I'm sorry!!"
    Girl, you're just sorry he turned you in 😂😂😂

    • @Livvvid
      @Livvvid 4 місяці тому +30

      Dave's probably a nice guy and she hopes she can lean on him to drop the charges by apologizing.

    • @Dinosaurchickin
      @Dinosaurchickin 4 місяці тому +13

      @@LivvvidHopefully Dave has wised up gotten a POP and retained a good divorce lawyer!

    • @graceful797
      @graceful797 4 місяці тому +8

      nope she wanted him to tell shes sorry she didnt get to hurt him first lol

    • @yvonneevans1619
      @yvonneevans1619 Місяць тому

      😅😅

    • @rebeccajohnson629
      @rebeccajohnson629 Місяць тому

      Only sorry she got caught

  • @mulderitsmee
    @mulderitsmee 3 місяці тому +18

    "I was angry" we all get angry, but most of us don't make death threats. Your emotions don't excuse abuse. Ever.

  • @AndySalinger33
    @AndySalinger33 4 місяці тому +702

    Pro Tip: when someone continually claims they aren’t stupid…they’re indeed very stupid.

    • @alexandercarder2281
      @alexandercarder2281 4 місяці тому +3

      Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity 😂

    • @valkyrie1066
      @valkyrie1066 4 місяці тому +6

      When someone tells you they are rich, educated, connected.....they could be lying. When they tell you they are not stupid....hmmm....they probably ARE.

    • @Algebruh2407
      @Algebruh2407 4 місяці тому +3

      "Any man who must say "I am the king" is no true king

    • @YourLocalSid
      @YourLocalSid 4 місяці тому +1

      Frr

    • @TheAnnoyingBoss
      @TheAnnoyingBoss 2 місяці тому

      I mean her maniacal laughter its like she already paid the hitman or poisoned the koolaid or somethin

  • @colinrow725
    @colinrow725 4 місяці тому +261

    Loved how he turned up the music to drown out her whining.

    • @aidans666
      @aidans666 4 місяці тому +12

      Perfect song too😂

    • @colinrow725
      @colinrow725 4 місяці тому +2

      @@aidans666 😎

    • @Maggie-rr8gi
      @Maggie-rr8gi 4 місяці тому +3

      That was pretty hilarious.

    • @AJadedLizard
      @AJadedLizard 4 місяці тому +3

      She kept asking him questions to try to force him to turn down the radio. It's all about power.

    • @Bonnieandclydesmom
      @Bonnieandclydesmom 2 місяці тому +2

      Perfect song! Stuck in the middle with you. “Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right”. 🤣🤣

  • @nacho_ncam
    @nacho_ncam 4 місяці тому +1174

    The irony of "stuck in the middle with you" playing on the radio while being stuck in a car with a scrawny drunk raging psycho is hilarious 😂😂

    • @vcat8136
      @vcat8136 4 місяці тому +27

      Lol! I hadn’t put 2&2 together! Thank you! That’s priceless!!!🤣

    • @cassienorman6275
      @cassienorman6275 4 місяці тому +11

      That was exactly what I was thinking.🤣🤣

    • @a.s.6001
      @a.s.6001 4 місяці тому +9

      I thought the same, I laughed too......

    • @Kookoo347
      @Kookoo347 4 місяці тому +6

      😂😂😂

    • @WalkingRoscoe
      @WalkingRoscoe 4 місяці тому +11

      Nice catch, young lady.

  • @radicalgamingnerd986
    @radicalgamingnerd986 2 місяці тому +9

    You know having no girlfriend and being lonely doesn’t seem so bad now

  • @dragonovdtxd1511
    @dragonovdtxd1511 3 місяці тому +229

    The fact that she literally said "yeah I just threatened your life" might be the most direct admission of guilt I've ever heard

    • @RussOlson-pl3kf
      @RussOlson-pl3kf 5 днів тому

      I do this daily for work and this is the slammest slam dunk ever wow

  • @LadybirdsHot
    @LadybirdsHot 4 місяці тому +123

    Omg that second story. I love that he turned on the radio and the song was Stuck in the Middle with You. “Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right,” how appropriate

    • @josiechaney9010
      @josiechaney9010 4 місяці тому +10

      That lady is vile. I love when the cop says “you have some very creative terms for me.”

    • @kellstarama8235
      @kellstarama8235 4 місяці тому +8

      "Stuck in the Middle with You": that song always reminds me of that Michael Madsen scene in Reservoir Dogs... 🫣

    • @franciscoherrera5577
      @franciscoherrera5577 4 місяці тому +4

      @@kellstarama8235Mr. Blonde is needed to deal with these criminals.

    • @rebeccajohnson629
      @rebeccajohnson629 Місяць тому

      Perfect song!

    • @cherylv4125
      @cherylv4125 15 днів тому

      😂

  • @katmadison7607
    @katmadison7607 4 місяці тому +856

    So she thinks that being across the street is over 500 feet? Wow. She's a smart one..

    • @uscgspawn2298
      @uscgspawn2298 4 місяці тому +49

      Do the math. 500 feet is 1.39 NFL fields, including end zones. "Across the street" is a short pass.

    • @noahw5887
      @noahw5887 4 місяці тому +66

      Even if she was still a few houses down she would still be less than 100 feet away. She thinks the officers are lying because she's a compulsive liar.

    • @howlinwulf
      @howlinwulf 4 місяці тому +11

      She probably doesn't have a clue

    • @xuelee7520
      @xuelee7520 4 місяці тому +40

      10 ft = 500 ft. Simple math.

    • @jenniferbangerter5128
      @jenniferbangerter5128 4 місяці тому +14

      Yeah estimations isn’t her strong point

  • @Teri_B.
    @Teri_B. Місяць тому +10

    13:39 🎶 Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am stuck in the middle with you 🎶 PERFECT song for the moment. 😂

  • @Justine-ut8ho
    @Justine-ut8ho 4 місяці тому +457

    That poor man has had to deal with this for decades. Sharing children with an alcoholic sucks.

    • @jydeinden
      @jydeinden 3 місяці тому +8

      it sucks even more when both the mom, AND the stepdad was/is alcoholic.... my boyfriend is living with the consequences of that to this day...

    • @Jan6thsurvivor
      @Jan6thsurvivor 2 місяці тому +1

      What’s worse is sharing alcohol with children. Children should not consume alcohol. Mmmk? Now get outta here

    • @davelowets
      @davelowets 2 місяці тому

      Kids are only minors for less than 2 decades......

    • @davelowets
      @davelowets 2 місяці тому +3

      ​@@Jan6thsurvivorWTF are you going on about?!?.... how about YOU "get outta here"? Mmmk?

    • @lilwoodiewood3457
      @lilwoodiewood3457 2 місяці тому

      ​@@Jan6thsurvivorno its not a verbally abusive person is worse than a ignorant father sharing a beer sorry not sorry

  • @Slidyslide
    @Slidyslide 4 місяці тому +345

    “You can be mad but you can’t threaten to kill people!”
    No wiser words have been spoken

    • @croaton07
      @croaton07 4 місяці тому +5

      "Don't get married"
      Those are the truest of words.

    • @HEAT4YOAZZ
      @HEAT4YOAZZ 4 місяці тому

      You don’t read much lol

    • @seanwilson3067
      @seanwilson3067 День тому

      your gorgeous

  • @musingsatmidlife5278
    @musingsatmidlife5278 4 місяці тому +232

    That was some of the worst fake crying I have ever heard!

    • @nebula0024
      @nebula0024 4 місяці тому +17

      Yeah. At one point, it almost sounded like she started laughing again. Really creepy stuff.

    • @andrescrux
      @andrescrux 4 місяці тому +2

      The Joker laugh&cry😭😭

    • @andrescrux
      @andrescrux 4 місяці тому

      ​@@nebula0024exactly

    • @MusicIsKindaDope
      @MusicIsKindaDope 4 місяці тому

      Yeah there was a weird moment when the cop said she said sorry ​@nebula0024

    • @sandrawhitmore6810
      @sandrawhitmore6810 3 місяці тому +2

      In between the anguished crying she stops & asks did you get my phone.

  • @MaxSolar-dd5wq
    @MaxSolar-dd5wq Місяць тому +6

    13:17 turning up More than a Feeling has to be the most legendary police move ever

  • @Wormweed
    @Wormweed 4 місяці тому +246

    "I'm not stupid" after arguing about not standing 13,5 feet away and also over 500 feet away, as if a few steps in either direction will make up for the extra 486,5 feet

    • @Boycott-if4eg
      @Boycott-if4eg 4 місяці тому +8

      500 yards, 1,500 feet, therefore 1,485.5 feet too close

    • @Wormweed
      @Wormweed 4 місяці тому +6

      @@Boycott-if4eg i thought they said 500 feet, my bad

    • @Bonitaslifestyle
      @Bonitaslifestyle 4 місяці тому +3

      I thought it was 500 feet too

    • @leataylor9277
      @leataylor9277 4 місяці тому +7

      @@WormweedThey did say 500 feet that’s why. You were right.

    • @y2kdiva
      @y2kdiva 4 місяці тому +1

      😂😂😂😂

  • @avg__dad
    @avg__dad 4 місяці тому +370

    can confirm: throwing yourself on the ground and crying like a child will in fact not get you out of being arrested.

    • @coloradohikertrash9958
      @coloradohikertrash9958 4 місяці тому +3

      idk... they REALLY seem to think it will work, maybe there's some truth to it

    • @beforedeth2104
      @beforedeth2104 4 місяці тому +7

      Guess you tried XD

    • @tuvoca825
      @tuvoca825 4 місяці тому +3

      Maybe it worked before... 😂

    • @BoolyK
      @BoolyK 4 місяці тому +1

      But as you'll see it'll get your resisting arrest charge dropped

    • @josiechaney9010
      @josiechaney9010 4 місяці тому

      😄

  • @Aemirys
    @Aemirys 4 місяці тому +225

    I appreciate the "please dont" counter.....

    • @Sorchia56
      @Sorchia56 4 місяці тому +4

      😂😂 that was phenomenal!

    • @acer2896
      @acer2896 4 місяці тому +4

      😂😂😂😂 sure was

    • @DNVYN
      @DNVYN 4 місяці тому +4

      Foreals lol
      I almost turned it into a drinking game

  • @freddyandfoxy7526
    @freddyandfoxy7526 2 дні тому +1

    I love how she "Said please don't" to much that you added a counter

  • @seraphxxkuraku9361
    @seraphxxkuraku9361 4 місяці тому +511

    They actually putting out the measurement stick for 13.5 feet is hilarious.

    • @5calambres
      @5calambres 4 місяці тому +24

      Evidence..? Measuring with a tape on bodycam is better as a cop making a estimate.

    • @AllTheCritters
      @AllTheCritters 4 місяці тому +27

      @@5calambresNot an estimate. That stick measures as you roll it on the ground. Also used at accident scenes.

    • @decadeofmcfly
      @decadeofmcfly 4 місяці тому +31

      @@AllTheCritters I think you missed the point of their comment. They were stating that the cops measured it as evidence.

    • @EternalNico1
      @EternalNico1 4 місяці тому +26

      @@decadeofmcfly I mean it doesn't hurt to do but any reasonable person would clearly see that's not 500 feet hahahaha

    • @scoobydoo8498
      @scoobydoo8498 4 місяці тому +4

      Yes that's for evidence to proof where she was

  • @rafalsz1272
    @rafalsz1272 4 місяці тому +232

    It takes special kind of stupid to RECORD A VOICE-MAIL with threats of killing someone 🤦‍♂️

    • @The..Dark..Knight
      @The..Dark..Knight 4 місяці тому +32

      And adding the confirmation "Yeah, I just threatened your life!" 🤣🤣🤣
      I mean WTF!? REALLY?? 🤣

    • @The..Dark..Knight
      @The..Dark..Knight 4 місяці тому +6

      And adding that confirmation "Yeah, I just threatened your life!" 🤣🤣🤣
      REALLY?? 🤣

    • @munguiamoon
      @munguiamoon 4 місяці тому +5

      Most definitely off the liq

    • @rogerborg
      @rogerborg 4 місяці тому +10

      Narcissists cannot bear to be ignored. They will always up the ante.

    • @queenbee5943
      @queenbee5943 4 місяці тому +4

      @@rafalsz1272 my daughter’s ex did the same thing. The cops that listened to it said that it took a special kind of stupid to do that.

  • @croach2194
    @croach2194 4 місяці тому +177

    She threatened to kill and promised it would be a painful death. Now she is whining and crying. Bullies are so often cowards. The police officer was so kind to the ex-husband.

    • @starlight-tour777
      @starlight-tour777 3 місяці тому +6

      Yup... Bullies are definitely cowards 😂😂 💯!!

  • @TheEmster2011
    @TheEmster2011 3 місяці тому +4

    I love how he turns up the music.

  • @ghost19xx13
    @ghost19xx13 4 місяці тому +589

    She was in the middle of making another voicemail like the last one, but the cops had another plan 🤣

  • @SPlester
    @SPlester 4 місяці тому +315

    Maybe it was her daughter who didn't want to see her

    • @ZooZoo293
      @ZooZoo293 4 місяці тому +23

      Can't blame her!

    • @peggypeggy4137
      @peggypeggy4137 4 місяці тому +33

      True. The guy was saying that his kids were adults so I guess the daughter made up her own mind. There is probably a very good reason for that based on her behaviour

    • @ShawnCaudill
      @ShawnCaudill 4 місяці тому +7

      I agree, my guess would be that the daughter was the one wanting the order of protection against the mother and the husband agreed based on her behavior so the husband was the one who actually filed for it on behalf of the daughter. A lot of times children will feel that way against a certain parent or another adult but be too intimidated to speak out on their own or take the initiative by themselves so they often rely on another family member they can trust to take that order of protection out for them.

    • @notmyname3883
      @notmyname3883 4 місяці тому +5

      Dad said the kids were adults.

    • @skullbarbie8015
      @skullbarbie8015 4 місяці тому +1

      I know I wouldn't

  • @mirandax0x
    @mirandax0x 4 місяці тому +533

    I love his " Sorry you feel that way" and "you have some very Creative terms for me" he handled her nonsense perfectly lmao

    • @AnonymousQwerty
      @AnonymousQwerty 2 місяці тому +1

      Lmfao

    • @victr2098
      @victr2098 2 місяці тому

      Her filthy mouth was absolutely disgusting.🤢
      I wouldn’t even expect to hear that kind of language coming out of a man’s mouth. Disgraceful! 🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @commonsense31
      @commonsense31 2 місяці тому

      Yeah I thought that too. Hilarious

  • @fiftysquiggly
    @fiftysquiggly 2 місяці тому +2

    That cop in the car just chilling and writing his report while the loud ass lady was going off had me rolling lol. The way he sat at that desk just quietly writing his report while the lady was fighting with 5 other officers at the precinct was absolutely hilarious.

  • @kimjongun1
    @kimjongun1 4 місяці тому +212

    Gotta love visual voicemail. Don't even need to contact the phone carrier to obtain a direct transcript

    • @Anna-tc6rz
      @Anna-tc6rz 4 місяці тому +5

      I wonder if that's a large part of the reason we have it now.

    • @rationallyruby
      @rationallyruby 4 місяці тому +20

      @@Anna-tc6rzno it’s not really an official transcript it’s just voice reading technology. So it’s not necessarily accurate.

    • @nacho_ncam
      @nacho_ncam 4 місяці тому

      It's enough to arrest somebody. ​@@rationallyruby

    • @TwoBs
      @TwoBs 4 місяці тому +4

      Nah, they’ll still need to contact and get it for evidence as the text it shows can be wildly inaccurate. In this instance, it was obviously clear what she was saying, but even the text had trouble making out what was said.
      I’ve gotten calls before from doctors and it once transcribed as my doctor saying “test results” for “toast salts”, one scam call pretending to be “Mike soft” with many of the underscores/blanks being words they’re unable to transcribe.

    • @angiepangie989
      @angiepangie989 4 місяці тому +1

      @@TwoBs yeah mine is full of wild stuff lmao

  • @ktmcc4360
    @ktmcc4360 4 місяці тому +308

    What happened to the tough girl with threats of death. Reduced to pathetic cries for mercy. How foolish can you be.

    • @Misto_deVito6009
      @Misto_deVito6009 4 місяці тому +10

      She's like teen who lost her bf and is unable to realize that she is the problem

    • @yacket
      @yacket 4 місяці тому +2

      Crying sounds fake

    • @mikivanduyn9630
      @mikivanduyn9630 4 місяці тому

      just another maga...let's not be surprised.

    • @SentientMicrowaveFightClub
      @SentientMicrowaveFightClub 4 місяці тому +3

      like a wolf who gets caught in a cage trap, thinking they're hot shit until they realize their ego gets them into hot shit.
      watch if she doesn't get released on "good behavior" and tries to go after him again.
      if I was that ex-husband I would move out of that area to make it harder for her to locate him.

    • @Misto_deVito6009
      @Misto_deVito6009 4 місяці тому +5

      @@SentientMicrowaveFightClub Don't even insult wolves like that. They are beautiful unlike her

  • @christerry182
    @christerry182 4 місяці тому +170

    There isn’t enough money to pay our officers for what they deal with 24/7. God bless them🙏💙🇺🇸

    • @perfectlyharmless
      @perfectlyharmless 4 місяці тому +5

      "Back the Blue until it happens to you."

    • @65cj55
      @65cj55 4 місяці тому +4

      @@perfectlyharmless Don't threaten people or break protection orders..

    • @theenforcer9967
      @theenforcer9967 4 місяці тому

      @@perfectlyharmless 🦜Polly want a cracker?

    • @Dinosaurchickin
      @Dinosaurchickin 4 місяці тому +4

      They ought to get paid double at least

    • @aleashabrokos9493
      @aleashabrokos9493 4 місяці тому +3

      ​@@perfectlyharmlessif you support the police/justice system but then break the law and curse the police/justice department than your a hypocrite. Just like the ppl who say f the police but then call 911 for help. And if ever the case when the cops treat you wrong or arrest you wrongfully then take it to court and get paid - furthermore 1 wrong cop doesn't speak for the entire dept.

  • @Buoyant_Bear
    @Buoyant_Bear 3 місяці тому +5

    Every single criminal in these videos has one key factor in common, they're immune to being held accountable for their actions.

  • @4Ozzy
    @4Ozzy 4 місяці тому +82

    oh nah, the turning the music up killed me. Bro this cop is a legend

  • @TwoBs
    @TwoBs 4 місяці тому +283

    “My cat hasn’t eaten in 3 days, I haven’t even eaten in 3 days.”
    Not only is she insufferable, loopy, and openly making threats, but if you can’t even take care of yourself to where it’s affecting the pets you own and they’re also going without, then you don’t need to have pets.
    But notice she only now cares when she’s getting arrested. Didn’t care during those 3 days to have anything arranged.
    Also: “Stuck in the Middle with You” by Stealers Wheel playing in the cruiser - very appropriate song for the officer 😂

    • @delanorrosey4730
      @delanorrosey4730 4 місяці тому +5

      "Is she going to bark all day, little doggy, or is she gonna bite?"
      "Maybe our boy in blue here can fill us in on this rat business you've been talking about."

    • @sandrabarrie84
      @sandrabarrie84 4 місяці тому +3

      Do you kiss your cats with that mouth?!!

    • @chocolatechip12
      @chocolatechip12 4 місяці тому +6

      Might not have eaten in 3 days, but she sure has been drinking!

    • @bobkline9865
      @bobkline9865 2 місяці тому +2

      Can't feed her cats but can sure get those nails done

  • @lynnseredych3306
    @lynnseredych3306 4 місяці тому +471

    2nd girl..."I want the sergeant to come out and re-measure!"
    Cop..."That was the Sergeant."

    • @lyndawhite5171
      @lyndawhite5171 4 місяці тому +14

      I know, that tickled me too😂. Good one officer!
      A lot of mental health issues these days😢

    • @rrosen7370
      @rrosen7370 4 місяці тому +4

      😅🎉😂

    • @claudiadesoto2378
      @claudiadesoto2378 4 місяці тому

      I think mental is only part of her problem, she’s a mean person, who ever the person that’s got order on her could really put light on it.

    • @janedoex1398
      @janedoex1398 4 місяці тому

      ​@@lyndawhite5171I have a lot of mental health issues , but the only time I raised my hand was in self defense, after I said I needed to get out of the situation and calm down and didn'twant to discuss whatever right now, on camera in front of a dozend people who started looking at us when I pleaded to be left alone, at first, then walked out of the restaurant , then ran, then tried to sprint, already fumblimg my keys out to get inside my hallway and the one following me still chased me, caught up, spun me around and was so close in my face already, that when I raised my hands in front of my face, one of the keys scratched him.
      (And non they were in my palm, not spread out like these dumd self - defense tip - like ways. )
      Of course he couldn't leave it open like that, he had to win the argument by me flipping out, so I looked like the crazy one after talking over / at me for hours. And I decided to not let that happen again and tried walking away instead.
      But you can't win with certain peoole.

  • @dalenedavis73
    @dalenedavis73 28 днів тому +2

    Love the PLEASE DON'T counter 😂😂😂

  • @Mg3-Si2-O5-OH4
    @Mg3-Si2-O5-OH4 4 місяці тому +235

    “You shut the door in my face, don’t say you want to talk” perfect response 😂

  • @jackprice4786
    @jackprice4786 4 місяці тому +85

    You guys have a “Please Don’t” counter. Hysterical!!!

    • @johmparede6309
      @johmparede6309 4 місяці тому

      hardly seems like she said "please dont" enough times... kinda reminds me of next door neighbour repeatedly screaming "oh god please stop" everytime her hisband leaves for work... and strangely shouts all annoyed when someone does stop... whatever is even going on!?!?

  • @user-xq5nk7yh9i
    @user-xq5nk7yh9i 4 місяці тому +113

    It never ceases to amaze me that people cant keep their mouth shut name calling and appears to be innocent. I thank my mom and dad everyday for teaching me morals

    • @ramongonzalezdiaz9511
      @ramongonzalezdiaz9511 4 місяці тому +6

      My mom was like a ninja with her sandal one bad word out of my mouth at the sandal came like a boomerang,,

    •  4 місяці тому +1

      ​@@ramongonzalezdiaz9511my mom used a slipper. Lol

  • @cdes1776
    @cdes1776 Місяць тому +5

    People do it to themselves and then claim police brutality.
    And yet they still can't figure out why their lives are a mess. smh

  • @dustinm8800
    @dustinm8800 4 місяці тому +445

    Threatening to kill somebody is a misdemeanor? Are you flipping kidding me!!!?

    • @gizmofn1957
      @gizmofn1957 4 місяці тому +33

      This is wisconsin.

    • @EGHeartattack
      @EGHeartattack 4 місяці тому +52

      I’m surprised they were even charged. I’ve had a roommate threatening to kill me constantly and the cops could care less. They basically have told me that nothing can be done unless they get physical.

    • @dustinm8800
      @dustinm8800 4 місяці тому +9

      @@EGHeartattack same

    • @SidewaysInTraffic
      @SidewaysInTraffic 4 місяці тому +33

      Gender of course. How can you have a warrant, threaten to do harm to someone, and still get out on 2K bail ($200). This country is doomed.

    • @fortythreenorth2518
      @fortythreenorth2518 4 місяці тому +4

      I was thinking the same.

  • @formula4creation
    @formula4creation 4 місяці тому +914

    bro turned up the music on her lmao

    • @kenmarelove9176
      @kenmarelove9176 4 місяці тому +64

      Lol, he handled her brilliantly.

    • @nebula0024
      @nebula0024 4 місяці тому +76

      I'm impressed how deadpan calm that cop was the entire time, while she was running her mouth non-stop. Pretty sure that made her even more pissed-off 😂😂😂

    • @kenmarelove9176
      @kenmarelove9176 4 місяці тому +27

      @@nebula0024 lol exactly, it was irritating the hell out of her. 🤣

    • @paulabarrows7023
      @paulabarrows7023 4 місяці тому +29

      And the song was PERFECT!

    • @trippychick92
      @trippychick92 4 місяці тому +21

      He must be a parent! I do this to my kids when they are throwing a tantrum 😂😂

  • @shell-belly
    @shell-belly 4 місяці тому +697

    Finally a cop that says what we all wish they would say
    “YOU DONT TALK TO ME THAT WAY!”
    “YOUR IN NO POSITION TO DEMAND ANYTHING FROM ME!”
    “WE TELL YOU WHAT TO DO”
    “WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?”

    • @drsunshine1959
      @drsunshine1959 4 місяці тому +33

      I know! Bravo!

    • @brosephbroman7564
      @brosephbroman7564 4 місяці тому

      I was thinking the same lol. I wish they all would say that to these nuts!

    • @Chloechanel1963
      @Chloechanel1963 4 місяці тому +31

      Finally!
      I get tired of the weakness

    • @blessedmwsmom
      @blessedmwsmom 4 місяці тому +32

      Yes but I would’ve also told her shut up! Omg, she’s insufferable!

    •  4 місяці тому +14

      It's exactly why they talk to the cops that way. I also think it's got something to do with the body cams now. Most cops act scared when it should be the other way.

  • @BrentBowersWithTics
    @BrentBowersWithTics 3 місяці тому +2

    holy cow there is something so insanely comedic about the fact that the lady was just screaming in the back seat and the cop turn up the radio for none other than "stuck in the middle with you" to be playing

  • @MrFunreal
    @MrFunreal 4 місяці тому +152

    that went from villain laughter to toddler crying REAL quick

    • @AntiWeebPenguin
      @AntiWeebPenguin 4 місяці тому

      I didn't expect to find you here, love your l4d2 addons!

    • @MrFunreal
      @MrFunreal 4 місяці тому +1

      @@AntiWeebPenguin Well hello there.

  • @ericahoelscher3733
    @ericahoelscher3733 4 місяці тому +419

    "Hello! How are you doing? You're under arrest." 😅 Great opening line, officer!

  • @brandyb2931
    @brandyb2931 4 місяці тому +208

    That 2nd lady, I can't imagine why someone would need an order of protection against her.

    • @mr.duanesharpe
      @mr.duanesharpe 4 місяці тому +21

      Yea. She is lovely. What a sweetheart

    • @novocainesoul4529
      @novocainesoul4529 4 місяці тому

      Completely crazy and a stalker. Yuck

    • @18830dc
      @18830dc 4 місяці тому +7

      Suddenly my ex doesn't seem so bad anymore

    • @UnivegaSuperSport
      @UnivegaSuperSport 4 місяці тому

      I'm thinking I'll get that little spitfire jack up on meth, then we go on a high-speed tour of our nations state parks.

    • @sylviakidd1908
      @sylviakidd1908 4 місяці тому +3

      And so mild mannered and polite. Why?

  • @vihta545
    @vihta545 2 місяці тому +4

    "Yes, I just THREATENED YOUR LIFE!" I was just waiting for her to cite the exact paragraph of the legal code.

  • @Glitter_Runs_Thru_Me
    @Glitter_Runs_Thru_Me 4 місяці тому +108

    It’s pathetic how many people yell rape when they’re being lawfully detained and arrested because they don’t want to be🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @culturematters4157
      @culturematters4157 4 місяці тому +11

      Should be another charge.

    • @kingsusie
      @kingsusie 4 місяці тому +11

      They should get charged for that. It enrages me. Its hard enough to get people to believe us and they just make it so much worse.

    • @GG-vg8fr
      @GG-vg8fr 4 місяці тому +1

      @@giandiaz610you’ve never seen arrests where men yell it too?

    • @michaeldebidart
      @michaeldebidart 4 місяці тому

      “Us” lmao

  • @jennydiver100
    @jennydiver100 4 місяці тому +92

    Thank you for not taking her to the hospital just because she demanded it.

    • @tuvoca825
      @tuvoca825 4 місяці тому +3

      The hospital could probably make a quick $3k from it.

    • @ephgee1554
      @ephgee1554 2 місяці тому

      would that be worth all the hassle though

    • @MWeatherbear
      @MWeatherbear 2 місяці тому

      Yea but we nurses don’t deserve that nonsense though.

    • @averytokar-jv1vh
      @averytokar-jv1vh 2 місяці тому

      @jennydiver100 Hospital care is a human right. Is she respectful or someone I'd ever want to be within 100m from? No. But if she can't have that right, because she is distasteful, then a lot of people in need of hospital care would be dead. Just because someone's a bitch, doesn't mean we get to not take their physical health into any concern. That's why it is unlawful for an officer to deny EMT if it's asked, and that's why some have been charged for egregious abuse of humanitarian rights.

    • @mattwilliams3456
      @mattwilliams3456 2 місяці тому

      ⁠@@averytokar-jv1vhHospital care is not a human right. They did take her health into account by having a nurse look at her, saving everyone a lot of time and money.

  • @gibbinator2740
    @gibbinator2740 4 місяці тому +78

    On the second video, I love how she says she's not stupid while she's being stupid.

    • @theone2n3
      @theone2n3 4 місяці тому

      Exactly 😅😂

  • @relaxingasmr5480
    @relaxingasmr5480 2 місяці тому +2

    That “evil” laugh sounded like she practiced over and over 😂
    That voicemail was comical 😂

  • @flazeda5467
    @flazeda5467 4 місяці тому +366

    When the officer asked what she wants shut off, probably expecting maybe the oven, stovetop, or maybe a running tap, since it seemed so important. And she just said “lights”
    And then the zoom in of the officer flicking them off 😂

    • @FourEyedRaven88
      @FourEyedRaven88 4 місяці тому +20

      Right? That killed me.

    • @MYLAR.
      @MYLAR. 4 місяці тому +21

      the editing on it made me crack up at work

    • @jesscarroll2560
      @jesscarroll2560 4 місяці тому +14

      I'm so glad I'm not the only one who laughed at the lights.

    • @fuckyoethnicity
      @fuckyoethnicity 4 місяці тому

      No like literally she said “the lights” and I cracked up 😂😂😂😂😂😂 she made it seem sooo important before

    • @sw1sh839
      @sw1sh839 4 місяці тому +6

      too baked for this shit 🤣

  • @JohnFKennedy420
    @JohnFKennedy420 4 місяці тому +33

    I am addicted to this channel. You deserve every one of your 655k subs!!! I have been with you since 50k. Keep it up!! You make us Midwest folks proud 😊

  • @Stuff_I_Watch
    @Stuff_I_Watch 4 місяці тому +69

    “You gotta tell Dave to drop the charges as i didn’t think he’d do anything about my life threatening, insane rant & I don’t want to go to jail”….. just clearing up the subtext for anyone thinking she really is sorry.

  • @cathrinewhite7629
    @cathrinewhite7629 3 місяці тому +2

    Whenever I read something about LEO's that's upsetting, I just head over to this Midwest Safety channel, listen to a video or two...and get a reminder of _their_ perspective on what they deal with every day.😔🙏🏼

  • @AmericanPatriot-1776
    @AmericanPatriot-1776 4 місяці тому +2522

    Ex husband: "my ex-wife is going to kill me"
    Cop: "Okay".

    • @Redsdaughter2
      @Redsdaughter2 4 місяці тому

      Violating restraining order is against the law fyi

    • @STORMY0O
      @STORMY0O 4 місяці тому +157

      Do you want the officer to remain calm or act like a two yr old like you?

    • @Gurusum6
      @Gurusum6 4 місяці тому +183

      Ex-wife: please don't

    • @christophfinnigan3967
      @christophfinnigan3967 4 місяці тому +91

      @@STORMY0O how did he act like a two year old? this will be fun... also in your immature mind, is that the only 2 scenarios that could ever happen?

    • @donquixotedoflamingo9507
      @donquixotedoflamingo9507 4 місяці тому +10

      Saitama much 😂

  • @garthg.6150
    @garthg.6150 4 місяці тому +623

    I about died laughing when she asked them to measure. She thinks across the street is 500 feet.

    • @ericpl7227
      @ericpl7227 4 місяці тому +21

      13.5 feet, lol!

    • @alexandercarder2281
      @alexandercarder2281 4 місяці тому +6

      500 feet 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @jacobfromallstate4963
      @jacobfromallstate4963 4 місяці тому +7

      Usually it's 50 feet from centerline to right of way on most single lane residential American streets, meaning about 100 feet from edge of sidewalk to the other edge of sidewalk.

    • @Tbird761
      @Tbird761 4 місяці тому +1

      I mean, that might be a 30-lane highway

    • @toericabaker
      @toericabaker 4 місяці тому +1

      I do a lot of drawing so I'm used to small measurements like centimeters and inches and I used to run cross-country so I'm really good at guessing miles but when it comes to medium distances like feet I am so lost LOL😅

  • @ewelulu
    @ewelulu 4 місяці тому +20

    I love that you cover other crimes and not just DUIs. Like I'll watch DUIs all day, but this is a nice change of pace.

  • @nosihctadraner2475
    @nosihctadraner2475 2 дні тому +1

    1:55 The whimper after he cut off the lights 😂😂😂😂

  • @tom4542
    @tom4542 4 місяці тому +58

    Dude! The Police Officer in the 2nd one, dealing with the crazy lady that violated the Order Of Protection!!!!! That Officer is truly freaking OUTSTANDING! I don't think anyone could have dealt with her crap better than he did. The patients and professionalism he exhibited were off the charts. How angry she was getting over him not feeding into her taunts was actually quite funny.

  • @乂
    @乂 4 місяці тому +413

    That 2nd lady could be in South Park with that voice 😂

    • @marykoufalis7666
      @marykoufalis7666 4 місяці тому +26

      Lol.. good one.. She sounds like Cartman's sister.

    • @lucyroark4189
      @lucyroark4189 4 місяці тому +5

      ​@@marykoufalis7666🤣🤣🤣

    • @rocketmailmillonelytworoad
      @rocketmailmillonelytworoad 4 місяці тому +9

      Would have been nice to hear "Those mustards killed the Kenny" lmao

    • @Vain-Sparkle
      @Vain-Sparkle 4 місяці тому +10

      😂😂 it’s the Newports Cigarette voice 🤣

    • @marykoufalis7666
      @marykoufalis7666 4 місяці тому +1

      @@rocketmailmillonelytworoad lol..

  • @stuartX11
    @stuartX11 4 місяці тому +62

    The second delightful lady has just won my heart. So lovely and with the voice of an angel.

    • @tessmoore3762
      @tessmoore3762 4 місяці тому +7

      a fallen angel maybe

    • @marykoufalis7666
      @marykoufalis7666 4 місяці тому +8

      And the mouth of a sailor..lol..

    • @chrissybloulam2585
      @chrissybloulam2585 4 місяці тому +5

      🤣😂😅😆😁

    • @helenas7948
      @helenas7948 4 місяці тому

      Very creative with words and great at understanding measuring units.

    • @peggyking9543
      @peggyking9543 4 місяці тому +1

      I caved and turned on the CC and turned off the volume. Just couldn't take "the voice".

  • @eliseohm8204
    @eliseohm8204 3 місяці тому +2

    That voicemail made me spit out my drink🤣

  • @poodlegirl55
    @poodlegirl55 4 місяці тому +53

    That cop with the second foul mouth lady cracked me up. "You do have some creative terms for me."

  • @4Ozzy
    @4Ozzy 4 місяці тому +69

    I love the cops in the second incident. "You don't demand anything out of us" 😂

  • @fireflyrn
    @fireflyrn 4 місяці тому +63

    When it is a clear death threat it should be a felony. It's insane that it's considered a misdemeanor

    • @HerMajesty1
      @HerMajesty1 4 місяці тому +3

      Right?

    • @UnscrupulousAgitator
      @UnscrupulousAgitator 4 місяці тому +5

      When you can get only 8 years for actually murdering someone, what do you expect? 😐

    • @Adam-ub9nu
      @Adam-ub9nu 4 місяці тому

      Well, no initiative or other evidence being found that it was anything other than a threat won't allow them to charge her with anything else, unfortunately.

    • @mistrgiggls2554
      @mistrgiggls2554 4 місяці тому +1

      @@Adam-ub9nudepends on the state. If this was Florida it’s an automatic felony charge for that type of threat. More liberal states of course are more lenient. Just the world of politics.

    • @TheWestlandgirl
      @TheWestlandgirl 4 місяці тому +1

      Blue State mindset vs Red State mindset. Choose accordingly. It's your life and your loved ones.

  • @RichieBhoy11
    @RichieBhoy11 19 днів тому +1

    “Those are very creative terms I do appreciate that” 😂😂