Here's Why You Don't Plot to Murder Your Husband

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  • @expiredchili4352
    @expiredchili4352 5 місяців тому +4639

    She really hit him with the “Muah ha ha haaaa”

    • @PANDA0707x
      @PANDA0707x 5 місяців тому +42

      @@expiredchili4352 💀💀💀

    • @TheAnnoyingBoss
      @TheAnnoyingBoss 4 місяці тому +123

      😂😂😂 "iM GonNa GeT Ya mWahAhaha"

    • @Burncsb
      @Burncsb 4 місяці тому +33

      That's the Thundercats Mumm-Ra laughter.

    • @cherylh292
      @cherylh292 4 місяці тому +12

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @David-028
      @David-028 4 місяці тому +8

      😂😂😂

  • @dl161
    @dl161 6 місяців тому +8855

    That voicemail was cartoony-levels of incriminating

    • @MortifiedPenguinX
      @MortifiedPenguinX 6 місяців тому +230

      it was a decent heel promo...id book her in the co main event😂

    • @MichaelDavis-mk4me
      @MichaelDavis-mk4me 6 місяців тому +245

      It honestly sounded like a bad DND roleplay from a dungeon master.

    • @sylekin
      @sylekin 6 місяців тому +189

      @@MichaelDavis-mk4me sounds like a threat from someone whos only watched disney movies, nothing over PG

    • @alexandercarder2281
      @alexandercarder2281 6 місяців тому +67

      The wicked with of the west 😂😂😂

    • @chucklebutt4470
      @chucklebutt4470 6 місяців тому +12

      "did she like directly threaten your life?"
      her: "YES I AM THREATENING YOUR LIFE MUWAHAHA"

  • @masonlee4217
    @masonlee4217 6 місяців тому +7324

    "Knock Knock"
    "Whos there?"
    The consequences to your actions

    • @ausguy5052
      @ausguy5052 6 місяців тому +116

      The consequences to your actions, who

    • @pammers5588
      @pammers5588 6 місяців тому +25

      Exactly

    • @DefileOdds
      @DefileOdds 6 місяців тому +63

      The consequences of your actions who?
      *cries hysterically* I WAS SO MAD, I'M SORRY!!!

    • @lprince96
      @lprince96 6 місяців тому +49

      "Knock, knock! Open up the door it's real." -DMX ("X Gon Give It To Ya")

    • @DefileOdds
      @DefileOdds 6 місяців тому +16

      @@lprince96 it's the nonstop pop pop of stainless steel

  • @NN57143
    @NN57143 Місяць тому +663

    I live a simple, quiet, sober, single life and I am so grateful!

  • @Nikolella
    @Nikolella 5 місяців тому +2122

    “He won’t let me see my kids!” Babe, your kids are adults, they don’t want to see YOU

    • @Ike_of_pyke
      @Ike_of_pyke 3 місяці тому +79

      Yeah, second the kids turn 18 and move out and they don't want to talk to you , it's on them.

    • @alllittlethingzz
      @alllittlethingzz 3 місяці тому +8

      Fr 😂

    • @alllittlethingzz
      @alllittlethingzz 3 місяці тому

      @@Ike_of_pykeand it is

    • @MxMoondoggie
      @MxMoondoggie 2 місяці тому +39

      Gee I wonder why they refuse to see her lol

    • @aleebea
      @aleebea 2 місяці тому +6

      My thoughts exactly!😅

  • @vtubersubs3803
    @vtubersubs3803 6 місяців тому +2483

    I like how the cop tries to manage the dude's expectations, saying that threats have to be pretty specific to be actionable, and then he listens to it and he's like bruh

    • @BacklTrack
      @BacklTrack 5 місяців тому +95

      @@vtubersubs3803 she still got a cash bond lol. Wild

    • @OhiChicken
      @OhiChicken 5 місяців тому +258

      "She has to be convincing enough to warrant fear"
      Her: "I'm gonna kill you when you least expect it and I'm going to go to jail"
      Yea you sure are lol

    • @Chinalakesnake
      @Chinalakesnake 5 місяців тому +112

      ​@@OhiChicken "That's right I just threatened you!")

    • @JewishBettor
      @JewishBettor 5 місяців тому +8

      14:22 "Nonsense". 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @davelowets
      @davelowets 4 місяці тому +33

      He was like, "Umm, welll, listen to THIS.... 😅

  • @jordanalbano9780
    @jordanalbano9780 6 місяців тому +11837

    Her energy on that phone call vs. her energy when the cops show up at her door 😂

    • @extraspicytigerroll
      @extraspicytigerroll 6 місяців тому +810

      It’s like an actual keyboard warrior in the wild 😂😂😂

    • @nacho_ncam
      @nacho_ncam 6 місяців тому +147

      @@extraspicytigerroll the accuracy 🤣🤣

    • @mr.duanesharpe
      @mr.duanesharpe 6 місяців тому

      @@nacho_ncamSpot on!

    • @SofiaDiasCrooks
      @SofiaDiasCrooks 6 місяців тому

      @@extraspicytigerroll🤣🤣🤣

    • @B3ARCAT
      @B3ARCAT 6 місяців тому +131

      Mwahahahahaha 😈

  • @michaelheatherly9181
    @michaelheatherly9181 2 місяці тому +205

    I’ve literally never heard someone admit to a crime like she did over that voicemail. “I AM THREATENING YOUR LIFE” that cop wasn’t playing, that really is the most direct threat ever

    • @NearlyH3adlessNick
      @NearlyH3adlessNick 2 дні тому +1

      I am struggling to figure out how she could've been _more_ direct!!
      I don't actually think it's physically possible, tbh haha

  • @grizzlyuppercut
    @grizzlyuppercut 6 місяців тому +1503

    If you say "Please don't!" twenty-one times, cops are legally obligated to let you go free. She was so close!

    • @J_Klutch
      @J_Klutch 6 місяців тому +109

      This is a well-known fact. I'm surprised it didn't work this time.

    • @irlyumeko
      @irlyumeko 6 місяців тому +30

      LOL

    • @j9363078
      @j9363078 6 місяців тому +95

      Cops hate this one simple trick!

    • @newperson1997
      @newperson1997 5 місяців тому +19

      it worked for me. thanks

    • @SmilerORocker
      @SmilerORocker 4 місяці тому +18

      No way,... I didn't know that... thought that was just Beetlejuice and Candyman 😂😂

  • @AngelWest58
    @AngelWest58 6 місяців тому +10177

    Turns out my life hasn't been as bad as I thought

    • @zukosmom3780
      @zukosmom3780 6 місяців тому +172

      I hear you

    • @forcesofkanto
      @forcesofkanto 6 місяців тому +364

      I'd rather be kind of a loser than involved in one of these shitshows any day of the week

    • @jayvee7154
      @jayvee7154 6 місяців тому +28

      😁🤣

    • @c.s.7266
      @c.s.7266 6 місяців тому +59

      Amen! 😅 It could always be worse

    • @jamallabarge2665
      @jamallabarge2665 6 місяців тому +34

      Agreed. Mine too.

  • @hornbylee
    @hornbylee 6 місяців тому +2646

    "He won't let me see my daughter!" Well I wonder why that is?

    • @ElanaVital83
      @ElanaVital83 6 місяців тому +207

      The daughter is an adult. Probably asked her dad to keep the mother away while she recovers from her leg injury. Probably chose to go no contact

    • @ResseDfa
      @ResseDfa 6 місяців тому +65

      “My daughter” I hate parents who speak in this manner you didn’t make that life yourself

    • @lululovesyou7618
      @lululovesyou7618 6 місяців тому +58

      Right? Like her grown adult daughter didn't say "keep the crazy lady away from me because I cant escape with this broken leg"

    • @russsmith5441
      @russsmith5441 6 місяців тому +4

      She way to old to have one of those at least babies

    • @ryanm4013
      @ryanm4013 6 місяців тому +15

      The daughter is an adult

  • @Teri_B.
    @Teri_B. 3 місяці тому +113

    13:39 🎶 Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am stuck in the middle with you 🎶 PERFECT song for the moment. 😂

    • @jalisabrooks2376
      @jalisabrooks2376 2 дні тому +1

      @@Teri_B. 🤣🤣🤣🗣️🗣️

    • @Teri_B.
      @Teri_B. День тому

      ​@@jalisabrooks2376
      😊👍🏼

  • @hotfishfromsharktale
    @hotfishfromsharktale 6 місяців тому +4460

    THE EVIL LAUGHTER LMFAOOOO she really thought she was in her villain era...babe WHY would you ever leave a VOICEMAIL like that EVER, let alone with an upcoming trial 🤦‍♀️

    • @charicesuralin6100
      @charicesuralin6100 6 місяців тому +149

      I just wanna know where was that energy when the cops showed up at her place 🤣🤣🤣

    • @csswht
      @csswht 6 місяців тому +22

      @@hotfishfromsharktale lmfao yeah 😭 pretty smart move 😭😭😭

    • @ivanvillamil2764
      @ivanvillamil2764 6 місяців тому +34

      Yes what happened to her evil laughter turned into please no !!!!

    • @tylerolejnicak5481
      @tylerolejnicak5481 6 місяців тому +31

      multiple duis ought to give you the hint. she was probably wasted.

    • @avocado3-in-182
      @avocado3-in-182 5 місяців тому +22

      God, I love Disney villains but I would never do the evil laugh whatever the context. It’s so cringy and embarrassing. 🙈😭

  • @K-park81
    @K-park81 6 місяців тому +4559

    She even does the villain laugh at the end😂😂

    • @MortgageGirl7
      @MortgageGirl7 6 місяців тому +1

      I busted out laughing! Crazy stupid witch 🧙 left on a recording. 😂

    • @JamilaJibril-e8h
      @JamilaJibril-e8h 6 місяців тому +56

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @kyleMcBurnett
      @kyleMcBurnett 6 місяців тому +90

      That is what made it go from friendly banter to legit threat from an unhinged person.

    • @neocenobyte
      @neocenobyte 6 місяців тому +80

      Like a disney witch 😂

    • @JustMonaaaa
      @JustMonaaaa 6 місяців тому +105

      She really said “Muahahahaha 👹👹👹”

  • @tallblonde1976
    @tallblonde1976 6 місяців тому +1278

    A judge tells you “stay away from your ex husband”. so you go there and stand across the street. How stupid!!

    • @RochellB46
      @RochellB46 6 місяців тому +12

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @danbear5254
      @danbear5254 6 місяців тому +41

      I have never intentionally tried to be around an EX.

    • @DavidMiddleton-w6x
      @DavidMiddleton-w6x 6 місяців тому +34

      she should also be charged with accusations of rape

    • @anthonynoneyabusiness420
      @anthonynoneyabusiness420 6 місяців тому +9

      Type of love I need 😭

    • @RochellB46
      @RochellB46 6 місяців тому +26

      @@anthonynoneyabusiness420 trust you don’t want it

  • @MaxSolar-dd5wq
    @MaxSolar-dd5wq 3 місяці тому +69

    13:17 turning up More than a Feeling has to be the most legendary police move ever

    • @Mistertbones
      @Mistertbones 6 днів тому +4

      One of the greatest rock songs of all time.

    • @sarcofaygo6218
      @sarcofaygo6218 23 години тому +1

      ​@@Mistertbones truly

  • @nathanielcampbell9703
    @nathanielcampbell9703 6 місяців тому +784

    The cops were being totally unreasonable, she was only off by 486.5 ft

    • @dallynutkat3252
      @dallynutkat3252 6 місяців тому +33

      😂😂 Underrated comment

    • @jamessveinsson6006
      @jamessveinsson6006 6 місяців тому +27

      You’re absolutely correct. It’s almost a football field and a half.

    • @Wolvenworks
      @Wolvenworks 6 місяців тому +1

      I reckon she’s working on ant feets

    • @Bandit2033
      @Bandit2033 6 місяців тому +35

      ya, that's only 97.3% closer than the minimum she was suppose to be, such a small minor difference

    • @lisaammoms261
      @lisaammoms261 4 місяці тому +2

      🤣

  • @nacho_ncam
    @nacho_ncam 6 місяців тому +1331

    The irony of "stuck in the middle with you" playing on the radio while being stuck in a car with a scrawny drunk raging psycho is hilarious 😂😂

    • @vcat8136
      @vcat8136 6 місяців тому +31

      Lol! I hadn’t put 2&2 together! Thank you! That’s priceless!!!🤣

    • @cassienorman6275
      @cassienorman6275 6 місяців тому +13

      That was exactly what I was thinking.🤣🤣

    • @a.s.6001
      @a.s.6001 6 місяців тому +12

      I thought the same, I laughed too......

    • @Kookoo347
      @Kookoo347 6 місяців тому +8

      😂😂😂

    • @WalkingRoscoe
      @WalkingRoscoe 6 місяців тому +14

      Nice catch, young lady.

  • @scottishjedi1522
    @scottishjedi1522 5 місяців тому +794

    ‘I JUST THREATENED YOUR LIFE’
    Smart move to to straight up describe your crime.

    • @sevencharley
      @sevencharley 4 місяці тому +16

      i almost choked on my food. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Kiwi2703
      @Kiwi2703 4 місяці тому +18

      It was honestly cartoonish, like if they put a voicemail like that in a movie I would think it's extremely unrealistic, but real life sometimes writes crazier stories than fiction lol

    • @lilwoodiewood3457
      @lilwoodiewood3457 4 місяці тому

      ​@@Kiwi2703she's slow ... her iq probably isn't higher than 75

    • @robertbeard230
      @robertbeard230 3 місяці тому +3

      Let’s take a moment to be thankful for this woman’s failure to understand that actions have consequences. She had the opportunity to keep her mouth shut while she planned how to take him out, but instead warned him ahead of time… on voicemail, which is now being shared with the entire world. Her cartoonish lapse in Crime 101 can be shared with billions of people in over 150 countries, and she really thought she’d “strike when he least expects it”. Pro tip; if you leave your plans on the prospective victim’s voicemail, they’re now expecting it.

    • @mmm_1927
      @mmm_1927 3 місяці тому +7

      She didn’t want that message misconstrued at ALL 😂😂

  • @cc11studio
    @cc11studio 6 місяців тому +1364

    What she didn't realize is you need to say "Please don't" 25 times....THAT is the magic number and the police let you go.

    • @Deltareview420
      @Deltareview420 6 місяців тому +7

      Ik right

    • @kristenwilliamson8455
      @kristenwilliamson8455 6 місяців тому +15

      😂😂😂

    • @AndySalinger33
      @AndySalinger33 6 місяців тому +62

      Yep! Section 36.002 states very clearly, 25 “please don’ts” are required, before automatic release of a perp. Anything less requires an additional “what did I do”, and 5 utterances of “y’all don’t know me”, before automatic release. It’s black and white. 🤔

    • @Soffity
      @Soffity 6 місяців тому +16

      @@user-cb4oz1gj9z 😆. Probably the arresting officer didn’t understand the 25 times rule of release.

    • @UnscrupulousAgitator
      @UnscrupulousAgitator 6 місяців тому +18

      But Section 36.002 also states "it must be 25 please don'ts OR just 20 if combined with "I'm going to sue you"
      Edit: 😂 I just watched the 2nd one. She had the I'll sue you but no please don'ts

  • @loushia16
    @loushia16 6 місяців тому +607

    That last cop sounded so over it. Like he was dealing with a child throwing a tantrum, letting her tucker herself out.

    • @Anjanette7786
      @Anjanette7786 6 місяців тому +22

      But she ramped up at the jail again 😂

    • @moimoi2994
      @moimoi2994 6 місяців тому +23

      😂😂😂😂😂 his responses are hilarious

    • @emiliafrank1578
      @emiliafrank1578 6 місяців тому

      I don’t blame him. She is throwing a bitch fit 😂😂😂

    • @rmarvel169
      @rmarvel169 6 місяців тому

      Imagine how many stupids they deal with on a daily basis

    • @MrSolLeks
      @MrSolLeks 4 місяці тому +8

      @@moimoi2994 I honestly don't know how these guys stay so calm lmao. its great.

  • @GraphicQua
    @GraphicQua 6 місяців тому +2635

    “Can we talk” girl talking is what got you in this mess the first place 😂

    • @psinclairjr
      @psinclairjr 6 місяців тому +45

      😂PERFECTION

    • @4Ozzy
      @4Ozzy 6 місяців тому +14

      based comment

    • @jfliguy
      @jfliguy 6 місяців тому +25

      Her name ain't Tevin Campbell. Hell no we can't talk

    • @MamotteLollpop123
      @MamotteLollpop123 6 місяців тому +11

      @@jfliguyI love that reference lolol

    • @sandwichman100
      @sandwichman100 6 місяців тому +10

      she should have given the cops her evil laugh
      that would scare them away

  • @615Leo
    @615Leo 2 місяці тому +45

    10/10 light switch cut scene. Top tier
    Also I love please don't counters. Keep up the good work.

    • @Faretheewell608
      @Faretheewell608 Місяць тому +1

      Do people realize that LEOs with a warrant must arrest that person? "Please don't" is not an option.

    • @FredSamson
      @FredSamson 19 днів тому +1

      There should be a drinking game for the "please don't" in the vid

  • @Industry-insider
    @Industry-insider 6 місяців тому +1807

    Her lawyer is not gonna be happy when he hears that voicemail 😂

    • @AJadedLizard
      @AJadedLizard 6 місяців тому +87

      Or the like four times she confessed on the way back to the station.

    • @Zarincos
      @Zarincos 6 місяців тому +69

      If I hadn't seen this video, I would never have believed that someone would leave such an obvious, unquestionable confession to a crime as a voicemail.

    • @gothicMCRgirl
      @gothicMCRgirl 6 місяців тому +12

      @@ZarincosRight? Sometimes reality is stranger than fiction 🤷‍♀️

    • @JoeTheOriginalOne
      @JoeTheOriginalOne 6 місяців тому +18

      Lawyer: Yeah, ma’am…not going to happen. I’ll send my bill in the mail…

    • @1utube01
      @1utube01 6 місяців тому +3

      Looked like she already got a plea deal, that she accepted.

  • @jimmymiller77
    @jimmymiller77 6 місяців тому +998

    What a mouth on her. That voice should be a felony. I feel sorry for the cops.

    • @CockMcBallsddd
      @CockMcBallsddd 6 місяців тому +1

      Imagine hearing that at the dinner table every fkin night for 40 years. I might end up having a gun cleaning accident or something. . .

    • @tunestemp
      @tunestemp 6 місяців тому +74

      @Sofus-fu4ro Come on dude, you don't know what a joke is?

    • @GREENMAYNE
      @GREENMAYNE 6 місяців тому +6

      They all feel above the law.

    • @Darthwgamer
      @Darthwgamer 6 місяців тому +21

      @Sofus-fu4ro Please stop joking

    •  6 місяців тому +32

      @Sofus-fu4ro 🤡

  • @analogbunny
    @analogbunny 6 місяців тому +2368

    Her crying is so fake! It sounds like she learned how to imitate crying noises from flash cards. Might be an actual sociopath.

    • @analogbunny
      @analogbunny 6 місяців тому +81

      ... maybe specifically borderline and sociopathy. Her love/hate swings ("splitting") of violent aggression followed by tear-eyed apologies... this is a person who's got separate hot and cold taps, for sure.

    • @Lgalitz
      @Lgalitz 6 місяців тому +42

      Sociopaths come in every level and degree. More common than we realize. They're only sorry when they get caught and even then...whoa

    • @russellboone6759
      @russellboone6759 6 місяців тому +52

      ​@@analogbunnyexcept that I hate when ppl use personality disorders as an excuse to justify treating ppl like 💩.
      Sometimes THEYRE just being peices of 💩.

    • @sandwichman100
      @sandwichman100 6 місяців тому +17

      in the middle of fighting arrest her number 1 concern
      turning the lights off to save electricity

    • @ASmith-qs2ps
      @ASmith-qs2ps 6 місяців тому +5

      Wow motor mouth as well!

  • @KapanKai
    @KapanKai 2 місяці тому +20

    So far best channel ive seen with these videos! Video is straight to the point and with a nice small speech at the end!! Alot of other uploaders talk to much or dont show enough!

  • @just_dom144
    @just_dom144 6 місяців тому +1440

    This chick literally said, “Yeah, I just threatened your life!” Then said I wasn’t gonna kill him!! You can’t make this up bro. 😂

    • @talyahr3302
      @talyahr3302 6 місяців тому +50

      My dad pulled some stupid stuff like that once and said they're just words. I literally had to explain to him how words matter.

    • @jonny-b4954
      @jonny-b4954 6 місяців тому +23

      I assumed she meant she wasn't actually planning to do it. As if that means anything haha.

    • @AnastasiaRomanov-w9x
      @AnastasiaRomanov-w9x 6 місяців тому

      As bad as the two POS’s I was married to were, I never threatened to take their lives. And they never threatened to take my life either.

    • @AbsolBubon
      @AbsolBubon 6 місяців тому +1

      no warrant tho

    • @jodiforeman3314
      @jodiforeman3314 6 місяців тому +14

      scary thing she only had a 2000$ bond with death threat

  • @jordannietos
    @jordannietos 6 місяців тому +694

    As someone who's been stabbed by my ex while I tried to leave she will get no sympathy from me

    • @rationallyruby
      @rationallyruby 6 місяців тому +57

      Damn that’s crazy! I’m glad you got out of that situation!

    • @danmitchell1665
      @danmitchell1665 6 місяців тому +52

      @@jordannietos my ex tried to stab me. Only thing that saved me was my martial arts training. Glad you survived.

    • @jordannietos
      @jordannietos 6 місяців тому +52

      @@danmitchell1665 The only thing that saved me was the bag of clothes I was carrying out of the apartment. I got lucky but I still have a scar. I don't understand some people.

    • @denitzilla
      @denitzilla 6 місяців тому +2

      😮😮😮

    • @Leader.of.warriors
      @Leader.of.warriors 6 місяців тому +11

      ​@@jordannietosIt's a terrible thing how someone can choose. It's a crime. Glad you're okay. Next time, make sure you choose the best person.

  • @SugarSugar5454
    @SugarSugar5454 6 місяців тому +750

    "Please tell Dave I'm sorry!!! I'm sorry!!"
    Girl, you're just sorry he turned you in 😂😂😂

    • @Livvvid
      @Livvvid 6 місяців тому +34

      Dave's probably a nice guy and she hopes she can lean on him to drop the charges by apologizing.

    • @Dinosaurchickin
      @Dinosaurchickin 6 місяців тому +13

      @@LivvvidHopefully Dave has wised up gotten a POP and retained a good divorce lawyer!

    • @graceful797
      @graceful797 6 місяців тому +8

      nope she wanted him to tell shes sorry she didnt get to hurt him first lol

    • @yvonneevans1619
      @yvonneevans1619 3 місяці тому

      😅😅

    • @rebeccajohnson629
      @rebeccajohnson629 3 місяці тому

      Only sorry she got caught

  • @HaziqRosli-d6v
    @HaziqRosli-d6v 20 днів тому +17

    500 feet? That's so obviously not even 50. 😂
    "Measure it! Measure it!"

  • @ChronicGamer420
    @ChronicGamer420 6 місяців тому +1430

    Thinking its ok to plot your husbands murder because "you were really mad at him" doesnt qualify

    • @sandwichman100
      @sandwichman100 6 місяців тому +41

      thinking about it is fine
      putting it on record gets ya arrested

    • @dirtyd2162
      @dirtyd2162 6 місяців тому +19

      oh, she qualifies alright.....qualifies as *INSANE!!*

    • @CURVEDGLASS123
      @CURVEDGLASS123 6 місяців тому +21

      It's not a plot. It's a simple threat. She'll get probation and an ankle monitor.

    • @Molokaiism
      @Molokaiism 6 місяців тому +13

      @@CURVEDGLASS123 If that. Ever seen a court throw the book at a female? Yeah, me neither...

    • @MaxHesh7
      @MaxHesh7 6 місяців тому

      She's just a drunk or typical angry broad. They some of the most vicious shit and are just used to getting away with it.

  • @seraphxxkuraku9361
    @seraphxxkuraku9361 6 місяців тому +642

    They actually putting out the measurement stick for 13.5 feet is hilarious.

    • @5calambres
      @5calambres 6 місяців тому +31

      Evidence..? Measuring with a tape on bodycam is better as a cop making a estimate.

    • @AllTheCritters
      @AllTheCritters 6 місяців тому +32

      @@5calambresNot an estimate. That stick measures as you roll it on the ground. Also used at accident scenes.

    • @decadeofmcfly
      @decadeofmcfly 6 місяців тому +38

      @@AllTheCritters I think you missed the point of their comment. They were stating that the cops measured it as evidence.

    • @EternalNico1
      @EternalNico1 6 місяців тому +32

      @@decadeofmcfly I mean it doesn't hurt to do but any reasonable person would clearly see that's not 500 feet hahahaha

    • @scoobydoo8498
      @scoobydoo8498 6 місяців тому +5

      Yes that's for evidence to proof where she was

  • @donnawood3505
    @donnawood3505 6 місяців тому +350

    What a nasty person. I can see why there is a protection order against her!

  • @LilTBabyy
    @LilTBabyy 2 місяці тому +22

    The “please don’t” counter took me out 😂😂

  • @ravenval5046
    @ravenval5046 4 місяці тому +561

    "yeah, for threats to be considered unlawful they have to be pretty direct..."
    "I JUST THREATENED YOUR LIFE AHAHAHAHAHA"
    "okay"

  • @josiechaney9010
    @josiechaney9010 6 місяців тому +742

    I actually like that the cop in the second one said, “you’re not in any position to demand anything from us.”

    • @footytang
      @footytang 6 місяців тому +18

      that first cop seemed like he wanted to talk the dude out of charging her.

    • @dupeaccount1647
      @dupeaccount1647 5 місяців тому +1

      Because you want a daddy cop to tell you what to do.

    • @Zarrakon
      @Zarrakon 5 місяців тому

      @@footytang u dumb

    • @alphara7255
      @alphara7255 5 місяців тому +2

      ​@@footytangyh until he heard the voicemail

    • @limlaith
      @limlaith 4 місяці тому +2

      I LOVE his "Who do you think you are!?" 🤣

  • @katmadison7607
    @katmadison7607 6 місяців тому +897

    So she thinks that being across the street is over 500 feet? Wow. She's a smart one..

    • @uscgspawn2298
      @uscgspawn2298 6 місяців тому +54

      Do the math. 500 feet is 1.39 NFL fields, including end zones. "Across the street" is a short pass.

    • @noahw5887
      @noahw5887 6 місяців тому +69

      Even if she was still a few houses down she would still be less than 100 feet away. She thinks the officers are lying because she's a compulsive liar.

    • @howlinwulf
      @howlinwulf 6 місяців тому +12

      She probably doesn't have a clue

    • @xuelee7520
      @xuelee7520 6 місяців тому +45

      10 ft = 500 ft. Simple math.

    • @jenniferbangerter5128
      @jenniferbangerter5128 6 місяців тому +15

      Yeah estimations isn’t her strong point

  • @shannonscopper4298
    @shannonscopper4298 20 днів тому +9

    "I didn't go up to the property", I just prowled around outside and stalked them 🤣🤣

  • @Bette-g7k
    @Bette-g7k 2 місяці тому +8

    I have never heard a cop say, "you aren't running things here. It didn't help much but it was refreshing.

  • @Slidyslide
    @Slidyslide 6 місяців тому +933

    “You can be mad but you can’t threaten to kill people!”
    No wiser words have been spoken

    • @croaton07
      @croaton07 6 місяців тому +11

      "Don't get married"
      Those are the truest of words.

    • @HEAT4YOAZZ
      @HEAT4YOAZZ 6 місяців тому +6

      You don’t read much lol

    • @seanwilson3067
      @seanwilson3067 2 місяці тому +2

      your gorgeous

    • @919_christiann
      @919_christiann 28 днів тому

      @@HEAT4YOAZZVic

    • @josemontes9105
      @josemontes9105 21 день тому

      Spoken like a true prodigy!!😅

  • @RLU-wt8vi
    @RLU-wt8vi 6 місяців тому +265

    I nearly spit out my coffee when he turned up the music to "Stuck in the Middle With You." He couldn't have timed it better.

    • @annegray800
      @annegray800 Місяць тому +1

      😂😅

    • @katperrault
      @katperrault Місяць тому +1

      Hahaha I agree

    • @scotsweeting9852
      @scotsweeting9852 Місяць тому +1

      Do to the high intelligence you are using in this , I’m gunna say your a detective!!!!! Lololo ok honestly I heard it and didn’t think but man thats a good tune !!! Swear lololo

    • @rohananya
      @rohananya Місяць тому +1

      He had so much patience with her …. l wonder if he has any children ….. sounds like he was arguing with a child 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶

  • @AndySalinger33
    @AndySalinger33 6 місяців тому +754

    Pro Tip: when someone continually claims they aren’t stupid…they’re indeed very stupid.

    • @alexandercarder2281
      @alexandercarder2281 6 місяців тому +4

      Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity 😂

    • @valkyrie1066
      @valkyrie1066 6 місяців тому +6

      When someone tells you they are rich, educated, connected.....they could be lying. When they tell you they are not stupid....hmmm....they probably ARE.

    • @Algebruh2407
      @Algebruh2407 6 місяців тому +3

      "Any man who must say "I am the king" is no true king

    • @YourLocalSid
      @YourLocalSid 6 місяців тому +1

      Frr

    • @TheAnnoyingBoss
      @TheAnnoyingBoss 4 місяці тому

      I mean her maniacal laughter its like she already paid the hitman or poisoned the koolaid or somethin

  • @CGsplace
    @CGsplace Місяць тому +9

    I could see the first lady rubbing her hands together and cackling like an evil genius on that phonecall. Should have played that audio first to contrast her behavior in person. Would have been even more hilarious 😂 Thanks for the content!

  • @LadybirdsHot
    @LadybirdsHot 6 місяців тому +166

    Omg that second story. I love that he turned on the radio and the song was Stuck in the Middle with You. “Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right,” how appropriate

    • @josiechaney9010
      @josiechaney9010 6 місяців тому +13

      That lady is vile. I love when the cop says “you have some very creative terms for me.”

    • @kellstarama8235
      @kellstarama8235 6 місяців тому +8

      "Stuck in the Middle with You": that song always reminds me of that Michael Madsen scene in Reservoir Dogs... 🫣

    • @franciscoherrera5577
      @franciscoherrera5577 6 місяців тому +4

      @@kellstarama8235Mr. Blonde is needed to deal with these criminals.

    • @rebeccajohnson629
      @rebeccajohnson629 3 місяці тому

      Perfect song!

    • @cherylv4125
      @cherylv4125 2 місяці тому

      😂

  • @DBZluvz
    @DBZluvz 6 місяців тому +473

    ya know, i can't begin to fathom why Marcella has an order of protection against her., she's a gentle soul, has a voice that could melt butter and beauty that's unmatched.

  • @Wormweed
    @Wormweed 6 місяців тому +274

    "I'm not stupid" after arguing about not standing 13,5 feet away and also over 500 feet away, as if a few steps in either direction will make up for the extra 486,5 feet

    • @Boycott-if4eg
      @Boycott-if4eg 6 місяців тому +8

      500 yards, 1,500 feet, therefore 1,485.5 feet too close

    • @Wormweed
      @Wormweed 6 місяців тому +7

      @@Boycott-if4eg i thought they said 500 feet, my bad

    • @Bonitaslifestyle
      @Bonitaslifestyle 6 місяців тому +4

      I thought it was 500 feet too

    • @leataylor9277
      @leataylor9277 6 місяців тому +8

      @@WormweedThey did say 500 feet that’s why. You were right.

    • @y2kdiva
      @y2kdiva 6 місяців тому +1

      😂😂😂😂

  • @huntermayes7342
    @huntermayes7342 21 день тому +8

    “I’m farther than 500ft” ma’am a football field is just over 300ft and you’re literally across the street from his house

  • @ghost19xx13
    @ghost19xx13 6 місяців тому +632

    She was in the middle of making another voicemail like the last one, but the cops had another plan 🤣

  • @Justine-ut8ho
    @Justine-ut8ho 6 місяців тому +486

    That poor man has had to deal with this for decades. Sharing children with an alcoholic sucks.

    • @jydeinden
      @jydeinden 5 місяців тому +9

      it sucks even more when both the mom, AND the stepdad was/is alcoholic.... my boyfriend is living with the consequences of that to this day...

    • @Jan6thsurvivor
      @Jan6thsurvivor 4 місяці тому +1

      What’s worse is sharing alcohol with children. Children should not consume alcohol. Mmmk? Now get outta here

    • @davelowets
      @davelowets 4 місяці тому

      Kids are only minors for less than 2 decades......

    • @davelowets
      @davelowets 4 місяці тому +3

      ​@@Jan6thsurvivorWTF are you going on about?!?.... how about YOU "get outta here"? Mmmk?

    • @lilwoodiewood3457
      @lilwoodiewood3457 4 місяці тому

      ​@@Jan6thsurvivorno its not a verbally abusive person is worse than a ignorant father sharing a beer sorry not sorry

  • @avg__dad
    @avg__dad 6 місяців тому +401

    can confirm: throwing yourself on the ground and crying like a child will in fact not get you out of being arrested.

    • @coloradohikertrash9958
      @coloradohikertrash9958 6 місяців тому +3

      idk... they REALLY seem to think it will work, maybe there's some truth to it

    • @beforedeth2104
      @beforedeth2104 6 місяців тому +7

      Guess you tried XD

    • @tuvoca825
      @tuvoca825 6 місяців тому +3

      Maybe it worked before... 😂

    • @BoolyK
      @BoolyK 6 місяців тому +1

      But as you'll see it'll get your resisting arrest charge dropped

    • @josiechaney9010
      @josiechaney9010 6 місяців тому

      😄

  • @SammieKCIAFFFLLTGF0303
    @SammieKCIAFFFLLTGF0303 26 днів тому +4

    That "Don't tell Dave" (presumably about the arrest) seems to indicate that she's not fake crying because she's sorry; she's fake crying because she doesn't want him to win.

  • @TwoBs
    @TwoBs 6 місяців тому +304

    “My cat hasn’t eaten in 3 days, I haven’t even eaten in 3 days.”
    Not only is she insufferable, loopy, and openly making threats, but if you can’t even take care of yourself to where it’s affecting the pets you own and they’re also going without, then you don’t need to have pets.
    But notice she only now cares when she’s getting arrested. Didn’t care during those 3 days to have anything arranged.
    Also: “Stuck in the Middle with You” by Stealers Wheel playing in the cruiser - very appropriate song for the officer 😂

    • @delanorrosey4730
      @delanorrosey4730 6 місяців тому +5

      "Is she going to bark all day, little doggy, or is she gonna bite?"
      "Maybe our boy in blue here can fill us in on this rat business you've been talking about."

    • @sandrabarrie84
      @sandrabarrie84 6 місяців тому +3

      Do you kiss your cats with that mouth?!!

    • @chocolatechip12
      @chocolatechip12 6 місяців тому +6

      Might not have eaten in 3 days, but she sure has been drinking!

    • @bobkline9865
      @bobkline9865 4 місяці тому +2

      Can't feed her cats but can sure get those nails done

  • @dragonovdtxd1511
    @dragonovdtxd1511 5 місяців тому +257

    The fact that she literally said "yeah I just threatened your life" might be the most direct admission of guilt I've ever heard

  • @colinrow725
    @colinrow725 6 місяців тому +289

    Loved how he turned up the music to drown out her whining.

    • @aidans666
      @aidans666 6 місяців тому +13

      Perfect song too😂

    • @colinrow725
      @colinrow725 6 місяців тому +2

      @@aidans666 😎

    • @Maggie-rr8gi
      @Maggie-rr8gi 6 місяців тому +3

      That was pretty hilarious.

    • @AJadedLizard
      @AJadedLizard 6 місяців тому +4

      She kept asking him questions to try to force him to turn down the radio. It's all about power.

    • @Bonnieandclydesmom
      @Bonnieandclydesmom 4 місяці тому +5

      Perfect song! Stuck in the middle with you. “Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right”. 🤣🤣

  • @disdurbed100
    @disdurbed100 2 місяці тому +8

    Dude she hit every legal checkpoint for the officer. Clear. Direct. Imminent threat of severe bodily harm or death.

  • @lynnseredych3306
    @lynnseredych3306 6 місяців тому +505

    2nd girl..."I want the sergeant to come out and re-measure!"
    Cop..."That was the Sergeant."

    • @lyndawhite5171
      @lyndawhite5171 6 місяців тому +14

      I know, that tickled me too😂. Good one officer!
      A lot of mental health issues these days😢

    • @rrosen7370
      @rrosen7370 6 місяців тому +4

      😅🎉😂

    • @claudiadesoto2378
      @claudiadesoto2378 6 місяців тому

      I think mental is only part of her problem, she’s a mean person, who ever the person that’s got order on her could really put light on it.

    • @janedoex1398
      @janedoex1398 6 місяців тому

      ​@@lyndawhite5171I have a lot of mental health issues , but the only time I raised my hand was in self defense, after I said I needed to get out of the situation and calm down and didn'twant to discuss whatever right now, on camera in front of a dozend people who started looking at us when I pleaded to be left alone, at first, then walked out of the restaurant , then ran, then tried to sprint, already fumblimg my keys out to get inside my hallway and the one following me still chased me, caught up, spun me around and was so close in my face already, that when I raised my hands in front of my face, one of the keys scratched him.
      (And non they were in my palm, not spread out like these dumd self - defense tip - like ways. )
      Of course he couldn't leave it open like that, he had to win the argument by me flipping out, so I looked like the crazy one after talking over / at me for hours. And I decided to not let that happen again and tried walking away instead.
      But you can't win with certain peoole.

  • @mirandax0x
    @mirandax0x 6 місяців тому +562

    I love his " Sorry you feel that way" and "you have some very Creative terms for me" he handled her nonsense perfectly lmao

    • @victr2098
      @victr2098 4 місяці тому

      Her filthy mouth was absolutely disgusting.🤢
      I wouldn’t even expect to hear that kind of language coming out of a man’s mouth. Disgraceful! 🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @commonsense31
      @commonsense31 4 місяці тому

      Yeah I thought that too. Hilarious

  • @SPlester
    @SPlester 6 місяців тому +336

    Maybe it was her daughter who didn't want to see her

    • @ZooZoo293
      @ZooZoo293 6 місяців тому +23

      Can't blame her!

    • @peggypeggy4137
      @peggypeggy4137 6 місяців тому +33

      True. The guy was saying that his kids were adults so I guess the daughter made up her own mind. There is probably a very good reason for that based on her behaviour

    • @ShawnCaudill
      @ShawnCaudill 6 місяців тому +7

      I agree, my guess would be that the daughter was the one wanting the order of protection against the mother and the husband agreed based on her behavior so the husband was the one who actually filed for it on behalf of the daughter. A lot of times children will feel that way against a certain parent or another adult but be too intimidated to speak out on their own or take the initiative by themselves so they often rely on another family member they can trust to take that order of protection out for them.

    • @notmyname3883
      @notmyname3883 6 місяців тому +5

      Dad said the kids were adults.

    • @skullbarbie8015
      @skullbarbie8015 6 місяців тому +1

      I know I wouldn't

  • @Beachsidehype
    @Beachsidehype 14 днів тому +3

    Officer: you’re under arrest
    Woman: Please don’t!!
    Officer: alright, have a nice day 😃

  • @rhiannancaraway
    @rhiannancaraway 6 місяців тому +870

    I love how these Midwestern cops don't play. Turning the music up, telling her she does not get to demand anything from them, putting her in her place. Fantastic.

    • @muttley8818
      @muttley8818 5 місяців тому +40

      Lol, yeah the timing of when he just casually turned on the music while she's mouthing off in the back was just epic. Almost like he was saying "scream all ya want, I'm gonna enjoy this drive".

    • @MattVarnish1103
      @MattVarnish1103 5 місяців тому +30

      I love how its Dont Stop Believin' too ... Just a small town girl... Within 500 feet of a lonely world....

    • @t.sb_0570
      @t.sb_0570 5 місяців тому +9

      the midwest has some of the nicest people and the most badass cops. greets from iowa.

    • @RoachDogggJR
      @RoachDogggJR 5 місяців тому

      Until they try being dicks when you actually are doing nothing wrong unlike the crazy lady.

    • @Criblo456
      @Criblo456 5 місяців тому +11

      It's a shame their courts seem completely broken.

  • @ktmcc4360
    @ktmcc4360 6 місяців тому +320

    What happened to the tough girl with threats of death. Reduced to pathetic cries for mercy. How foolish can you be.

    • @Misto_deVito6009
      @Misto_deVito6009 6 місяців тому +12

      She's like teen who lost her bf and is unable to realize that she is the problem

    • @yacket
      @yacket 6 місяців тому +2

      Crying sounds fake

    • @mikivanduyn9630
      @mikivanduyn9630 6 місяців тому

      just another maga...let's not be surprised.

    • @SentientMicrowaveFightClub
      @SentientMicrowaveFightClub 6 місяців тому +3

      like a wolf who gets caught in a cage trap, thinking they're hot shit until they realize their ego gets them into hot shit.
      watch if she doesn't get released on "good behavior" and tries to go after him again.
      if I was that ex-husband I would move out of that area to make it harder for her to locate him.

    • @Misto_deVito6009
      @Misto_deVito6009 6 місяців тому +6

      @@SentientMicrowaveFightClub Don't even insult wolves like that. They are beautiful unlike her

  • @croach2194
    @croach2194 6 місяців тому +202

    She threatened to kill and promised it would be a painful death. Now she is whining and crying. Bullies are so often cowards. The police officer was so kind to the ex-husband.

    • @Bubbies-777
      @Bubbies-777 5 місяців тому +8

      Yup... Bullies are definitely cowards 😂😂 💯!!

  • @laurenelyse9686
    @laurenelyse9686 21 день тому +3

    “Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right” - must be how every officer feels at one point or another 😂

  • @AmericanPatriot-1776
    @AmericanPatriot-1776 6 місяців тому +2570

    Ex husband: "my ex-wife is going to kill me"
    Cop: "Okay".

    • @Redsdaughter2
      @Redsdaughter2 6 місяців тому

      Violating restraining order is against the law fyi

    • @STORMY0O
      @STORMY0O 6 місяців тому +157

      Do you want the officer to remain calm or act like a two yr old like you?

    • @Gurusum6
      @Gurusum6 6 місяців тому +185

      Ex-wife: please don't

    • @christophfinnigan3967
      @christophfinnigan3967 6 місяців тому +90

      @@STORMY0O how did he act like a two year old? this will be fun... also in your immature mind, is that the only 2 scenarios that could ever happen?

    • @donquixotedoflamingo9507
      @donquixotedoflamingo9507 6 місяців тому +10

      Saitama much 😂

  • @formula4creation
    @formula4creation 6 місяців тому +954

    bro turned up the music on her lmao

    • @kenmarelove9176
      @kenmarelove9176 6 місяців тому +66

      Lol, he handled her brilliantly.

    • @nebula0024
      @nebula0024 6 місяців тому +80

      I'm impressed how deadpan calm that cop was the entire time, while she was running her mouth non-stop. Pretty sure that made her even more pissed-off 😂😂😂

    • @kenmarelove9176
      @kenmarelove9176 6 місяців тому +28

      @@nebula0024 lol exactly, it was irritating the hell out of her. 🤣

    • @paulabarrows7023
      @paulabarrows7023 6 місяців тому +30

      And the song was PERFECT!

    • @trippychick92
      @trippychick92 6 місяців тому +22

      He must be a parent! I do this to my kids when they are throwing a tantrum 😂😂

  • @garthg.6150
    @garthg.6150 6 місяців тому +648

    I about died laughing when she asked them to measure. She thinks across the street is 500 feet.

    • @ericpl7227
      @ericpl7227 6 місяців тому +23

      13.5 feet, lol!

    • @alexandercarder2281
      @alexandercarder2281 6 місяців тому +6

      500 feet 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @jacobfromallstate4963
      @jacobfromallstate4963 6 місяців тому +7

      Usually it's 50 feet from centerline to right of way on most single lane residential American streets, meaning about 100 feet from edge of sidewalk to the other edge of sidewalk.

    • @Tbird761
      @Tbird761 6 місяців тому +1

      I mean, that might be a 30-lane highway

    • @toericabaker
      @toericabaker 6 місяців тому +1

      I do a lot of drawing so I'm used to small measurements like centimeters and inches and I used to run cross-country so I'm really good at guessing miles but when it comes to medium distances like feet I am so lost LOL😅

  • @JoelElRican
    @JoelElRican 8 днів тому +2

    Marcella is definitely a control freak. She cant cope that she can't control anything in this situation 😂😂😂

  • @cherryd9747
    @cherryd9747 4 місяці тому +224

    I’m so so grateful for the loving relationship I have with my husband and son after watching this.

    • @BrigitteGoodman
      @BrigitteGoodman 3 місяці тому +4

      That can change in minutes... Don't brag.

    • @-Swamp_Donkey-
      @-Swamp_Donkey- 3 місяці тому +12

      @@BrigitteGoodmanI have the same thing going. It really helps when both the husband and wife are decent people.

    • @bend3rbot
      @bend3rbot 3 місяці тому +4

      Make sure to tell them! Good Will goes So so far! The best scenario you can have after a changed relationship involving kids is for everyone to do mature cooperation. Some people can even describe them as friends, years later ! ❤

    • @riverstone9005
      @riverstone9005 2 місяці тому +10

      ​@@BrigitteGoodmanHow the Hell could it change in minutes other than death? I think it's refreshing to read about someone who has loving relationships with people around them.
      At least she isn't bragging about the likes she has on her comment. Lol

    • @floralcailíní
      @floralcailíní 2 місяці тому +6

      @@BrigitteGoodman man, be happy for them. i hope your life is as beautiful as you

  • @乂
    @乂 6 місяців тому +435

    That 2nd lady could be in South Park with that voice 😂

    • @marykoufalis7666
      @marykoufalis7666 6 місяців тому +27

      Lol.. good one.. She sounds like Cartman's sister.

    • @lucyroark4189
      @lucyroark4189 6 місяців тому +5

      ​@@marykoufalis7666🤣🤣🤣

    • @rocketmailmillonelytworoad
      @rocketmailmillonelytworoad 6 місяців тому +10

      Would have been nice to hear "Those mustards killed the Kenny" lmao

    • @Vain-Sparkle
      @Vain-Sparkle 6 місяців тому +12

      😂😂 it’s the Newports Cigarette voice 🤣

    • @marykoufalis7666
      @marykoufalis7666 6 місяців тому +1

      @@rocketmailmillonelytworoad lol..

  • @rafalsz1272
    @rafalsz1272 6 місяців тому +238

    It takes special kind of stupid to RECORD A VOICE-MAIL with threats of killing someone 🤦‍♂️

    • @The..Dark..Knight
      @The..Dark..Knight 6 місяців тому +31

      And adding the confirmation "Yeah, I just threatened your life!" 🤣🤣🤣
      I mean WTF!? REALLY?? 🤣

    • @The..Dark..Knight
      @The..Dark..Knight 6 місяців тому +5

      And adding that confirmation "Yeah, I just threatened your life!" 🤣🤣🤣
      REALLY?? 🤣

    • @munguiamoon
      @munguiamoon 6 місяців тому +4

      Most definitely off the liq

    • @rogerborg
      @rogerborg 6 місяців тому +10

      Narcissists cannot bear to be ignored. They will always up the ante.

    • @queenbee5943
      @queenbee5943 6 місяців тому +4

      @@rafalsz1272 my daughter’s ex did the same thing. The cops that listened to it said that it took a special kind of stupid to do that.

  • @dearreader9739
    @dearreader9739 21 день тому +2

    "You can be mad, but you can't threaten to kill people." People always say cops are dumb, but that's some savant-like wisdom right there.

  • @flazeda5467
    @flazeda5467 6 місяців тому +378

    When the officer asked what she wants shut off, probably expecting maybe the oven, stovetop, or maybe a running tap, since it seemed so important. And she just said “lights”
    And then the zoom in of the officer flicking them off 😂

    • @FourEyedRaven88
      @FourEyedRaven88 6 місяців тому +20

      Right? That killed me.

    • @MYLAR.
      @MYLAR. 6 місяців тому +21

      the editing on it made me crack up at work

    • @jesscarroll2560
      @jesscarroll2560 6 місяців тому +15

      I'm so glad I'm not the only one who laughed at the lights.

    • @fuckyoethnicity
      @fuckyoethnicity 6 місяців тому

      No like literally she said “the lights” and I cracked up 😂😂😂😂😂😂 she made it seem sooo important before

    • @sw1sh839
      @sw1sh839 6 місяців тому +6

      too baked for this shit 🤣

  • @musingsatmidlife5278
    @musingsatmidlife5278 6 місяців тому +245

    That was some of the worst fake crying I have ever heard!

    • @nebula0024
      @nebula0024 6 місяців тому +18

      Yeah. At one point, it almost sounded like she started laughing again. Really creepy stuff.

    • @andrescrux
      @andrescrux 6 місяців тому +3

      The Joker laugh&cry😭😭

    • @andrescrux
      @andrescrux 6 місяців тому

      ​@@nebula0024exactly

    • @MusicIsKindaDope
      @MusicIsKindaDope 6 місяців тому

      Yeah there was a weird moment when the cop said she said sorry ​@nebula0024

    • @sandrawhitmore6810
      @sandrawhitmore6810 5 місяців тому +2

      In between the anguished crying she stops & asks did you get my phone.

  • @dustinm8800
    @dustinm8800 6 місяців тому +467

    Threatening to kill somebody is a misdemeanor? Are you flipping kidding me!!!?

    • @gizmofn1957
      @gizmofn1957 6 місяців тому +34

      This is wisconsin.

    • @EGHeartattack
      @EGHeartattack 6 місяців тому +55

      I’m surprised they were even charged. I’ve had a roommate threatening to kill me constantly and the cops could care less. They basically have told me that nothing can be done unless they get physical.

    • @dustinm8800
      @dustinm8800 6 місяців тому +9

      @@EGHeartattack same

    • @SidewaysInTraffic
      @SidewaysInTraffic 6 місяців тому +35

      Gender of course. How can you have a warrant, threaten to do harm to someone, and still get out on 2K bail ($200). This country is doomed.

    • @fortythreenorth2518
      @fortythreenorth2518 6 місяців тому +4

      I was thinking the same.

  • @lauradahlus
    @lauradahlus 8 днів тому +2

    I was feeling sad and lonely. But then I watched this video. Now I feel thankful that I'm single instead of being stuck with someone that is cray-cray.

  • @ericahoelscher3733
    @ericahoelscher3733 6 місяців тому +426

    "Hello! How are you doing? You're under arrest." 😅 Great opening line, officer!

  • @Mg3-Si2-O5-OH4
    @Mg3-Si2-O5-OH4 6 місяців тому +240

    “You shut the door in my face, don’t say you want to talk” perfect response 😂

  • @brandyb2931
    @brandyb2931 6 місяців тому +218

    That 2nd lady, I can't imagine why someone would need an order of protection against her.

    • @mr.duanesharpe
      @mr.duanesharpe 6 місяців тому +21

      Yea. She is lovely. What a sweetheart

    • @novocainesoul4529
      @novocainesoul4529 6 місяців тому

      Completely crazy and a stalker. Yuck

    • @18830dc
      @18830dc 6 місяців тому +9

      Suddenly my ex doesn't seem so bad anymore

    • @UnivegaSuperSport
      @UnivegaSuperSport 6 місяців тому

      I'm thinking I'll get that little spitfire jack up on meth, then we go on a high-speed tour of our nations state parks.

    • @sylviakidd1908
      @sylviakidd1908 6 місяців тому +3

      And so mild mannered and polite. Why?

  • @andrewbreeding4972
    @andrewbreeding4972 17 днів тому +1

    It’s so weird seeing an adult act like a 8 year old child

  • @Aemirys
    @Aemirys 6 місяців тому +241

    I appreciate the "please dont" counter.....

    • @Sorchia56
      @Sorchia56 6 місяців тому +4

      😂😂 that was phenomenal!

    • @acer2896
      @acer2896 6 місяців тому +4

      😂😂😂😂 sure was

    • @DNVYN
      @DNVYN 6 місяців тому +4

      Foreals lol
      I almost turned it into a drinking game

  • @criticalcentrist
    @criticalcentrist 6 місяців тому +216

    Gotta love visual voicemail. Don't even need to contact the phone carrier to obtain a direct transcript

    • @Anna-tc6rz
      @Anna-tc6rz 6 місяців тому +5

      I wonder if that's a large part of the reason we have it now.

    • @rationallyruby
      @rationallyruby 6 місяців тому +21

      @@Anna-tc6rzno it’s not really an official transcript it’s just voice reading technology. So it’s not necessarily accurate.

    • @nacho_ncam
      @nacho_ncam 6 місяців тому

      It's enough to arrest somebody. ​@@rationallyruby

    • @TwoBs
      @TwoBs 6 місяців тому +4

      Nah, they’ll still need to contact and get it for evidence as the text it shows can be wildly inaccurate. In this instance, it was obviously clear what she was saying, but even the text had trouble making out what was said.
      I’ve gotten calls before from doctors and it once transcribed as my doctor saying “test results” for “toast salts”, one scam call pretending to be “Mike soft” with many of the underscores/blanks being words they’re unable to transcribe.

    • @angiepangie989
      @angiepangie989 6 місяців тому +1

      @@TwoBs yeah mine is full of wild stuff lmao

  • @jackprice4786
    @jackprice4786 6 місяців тому +93

    You guys have a “Please Don’t” counter. Hysterical!!!

    • @johmparede6309
      @johmparede6309 6 місяців тому

      hardly seems like she said "please dont" enough times... kinda reminds me of next door neighbour repeatedly screaming "oh god please stop" everytime her hisband leaves for work... and strangely shouts all annoyed when someone does stop... whatever is even going on!?!?

  • @guanzohkangara6250
    @guanzohkangara6250 22 дні тому +1

    😂😂to the editor you are finishing me off with the small details like counting the " please don't" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @4Ozzy
    @4Ozzy 6 місяців тому +90

    oh nah, the turning the music up killed me. Bro this cop is a legend

  • @adriennenelson759
    @adriennenelson759 4 місяці тому +153

    "Those are very creative terms. I appreciate that." This officer does a great job making light of the situation.

    • @bn_rose_gold
      @bn_rose_gold Місяць тому

      RIGHT I was waiting for someone to say it 😂😂

    • @Sandi-zh2wx
      @Sandi-zh2wx 26 днів тому

      I could never be a cop or a teacher bc I don't have the patience, but I am a nurse.

    • @AndrewMOJObook
      @AndrewMOJObook 19 днів тому

      She must have been a Lit Major.

  • @christerry182
    @christerry182 6 місяців тому +190

    There isn’t enough money to pay our officers for what they deal with 24/7. God bless them🙏💙🇺🇸

    • @perfectlyharmless
      @perfectlyharmless 6 місяців тому +5

      "Back the Blue until it happens to you."

    • @65cj55
      @65cj55 6 місяців тому +4

      @@perfectlyharmless Don't threaten people or break protection orders..

    • @theenforcer9967
      @theenforcer9967 6 місяців тому

      @@perfectlyharmless 🦜Polly want a cracker?

    • @Dinosaurchickin
      @Dinosaurchickin 6 місяців тому +5

      They ought to get paid double at least

    • @aleashabrokos9493
      @aleashabrokos9493 6 місяців тому +4

      ​@@perfectlyharmlessif you support the police/justice system but then break the law and curse the police/justice department than your a hypocrite. Just like the ppl who say f the police but then call 911 for help. And if ever the case when the cops treat you wrong or arrest you wrongfully then take it to court and get paid - furthermore 1 wrong cop doesn't speak for the entire dept.

  • @radar3twos887
    @radar3twos887 13 годин тому +1

    The officer cranks the radio and the song and lyrics to "Stuck in the Middle with You" was perfect timing! 😂🤣

  • @tom4542
    @tom4542 6 місяців тому +62

    Dude! The Police Officer in the 2nd one, dealing with the crazy lady that violated the Order Of Protection!!!!! That Officer is truly freaking OUTSTANDING! I don't think anyone could have dealt with her crap better than he did. The patients and professionalism he exhibited were off the charts. How angry she was getting over him not feeding into her taunts was actually quite funny.

  • @MrFunreal
    @MrFunreal 6 місяців тому +160

    that went from villain laughter to toddler crying REAL quick

    • @AntiWeebPenguin
      @AntiWeebPenguin 6 місяців тому

      I didn't expect to find you here, love your l4d2 addons!

    • @MrFunreal
      @MrFunreal 6 місяців тому +1

      @@AntiWeebPenguin Well hello there.

  • @kaciegresch8010
    @kaciegresch8010 6 місяців тому +244

    When he cranks up the radio over her babbling 😂😂😂

  • @amandafox5855
    @amandafox5855 Місяць тому +2

    😂😂😂 The maniacal crying that sounds like laughter is just diabolical!!😂😂😂

  • @user-xq5nk7yh9i
    @user-xq5nk7yh9i 6 місяців тому +116

    It never ceases to amaze me that people cant keep their mouth shut name calling and appears to be innocent. I thank my mom and dad everyday for teaching me morals

    • @ramongonzalezdiaz9511
      @ramongonzalezdiaz9511 6 місяців тому +6

      My mom was like a ninja with her sandal one bad word out of my mouth at the sandal came like a boomerang,,

    •  6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@ramongonzalezdiaz9511my mom used a slipper. Lol

    • @scotsweeting9852
      @scotsweeting9852 Місяць тому

      Let me tell you something if I disrespected a officer holy hold on to my life buddy because if you don’t hold on to it for me ,were after my dad gets done you can give it back , type thing !

  • @4Ozzy
    @4Ozzy 6 місяців тому +72

    I love the cops in the second incident. "You don't demand anything out of us" 😂

  • @stuartX11
    @stuartX11 6 місяців тому +68

    The second delightful lady has just won my heart. So lovely and with the voice of an angel.

    • @tessmoore3762
      @tessmoore3762 6 місяців тому +7

      a fallen angel maybe

    • @marykoufalis7666
      @marykoufalis7666 6 місяців тому +8

      And the mouth of a sailor..lol..

    • @chrissybloulam2585
      @chrissybloulam2585 6 місяців тому +5

      🤣😂😅😆😁

    • @helenas7948
      @helenas7948 6 місяців тому

      Very creative with words and great at understanding measuring units.

    • @peggyking9543
      @peggyking9543 6 місяців тому +1

      I caved and turned on the CC and turned off the volume. Just couldn't take "the voice".

  • @jasontoddvoorhees
    @jasontoddvoorhees 3 місяці тому +1

    *"Sorry you feel that way."*
    I cant! That response is just "just shut up." 😂

  • @shell-belly
    @shell-belly 6 місяців тому +717

    Finally a cop that says what we all wish they would say
    “YOU DONT TALK TO ME THAT WAY!”
    “YOUR IN NO POSITION TO DEMAND ANYTHING FROM ME!”
    “WE TELL YOU WHAT TO DO”
    “WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?”

    • @drsunshine1959
      @drsunshine1959 6 місяців тому +35

      I know! Bravo!

    • @brosephbroman7564
      @brosephbroman7564 6 місяців тому

      I was thinking the same lol. I wish they all would say that to these nuts!

    • @Chloechanel1963
      @Chloechanel1963 6 місяців тому +31

      Finally!
      I get tired of the weakness

    • @blessedmwsmom
      @blessedmwsmom 6 місяців тому +32

      Yes but I would’ve also told her shut up! Omg, she’s insufferable!

    •  6 місяців тому +14

      It's exactly why they talk to the cops that way. I also think it's got something to do with the body cams now. Most cops act scared when it should be the other way.

  • @spacewalker98
    @spacewalker98 5 місяців тому +141

    with this second case, ill never understand verbally berating anyone and then expecting them to show mercy on you. also that cop who said "those are some creative terms youve given me" has more patience that i do

    • @mottawa1
      @mottawa1 4 місяці тому +10

      That’s what happens when she talks faster than she can think … totally illogical. The officers are well trained and are emotionally very tolerant.

    • @nedadillard4514
      @nedadillard4514 4 місяці тому +2

      @@spacewalker98 she was really getting on my nerves with all that talking and fussing

  • @JustAJinx-ci6hg
    @JustAJinx-ci6hg 6 місяців тому +106

    She went from "I'm a bad deadly bitch and you'll know it" to "Oh God no. Please. Don't!" In a few minutes

  • @Ab-Original419
    @Ab-Original419 3 місяці тому +2

    Rumor has it, if you say "please dont" enough times... You can get away with anything. I once robbed a bank and got caught. 437 "please don'ts" later and I was off the hook.