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Welcome to the Jenna & Julien Podcast where we talk about all the things. If you are looking for your everyday, normal, by the book podcast, then you're in the wrong place. We created this because we tend to have awesome, random, and sometimes drunk conversations that we realized had to be shared with the lovely internet world. So here we are.
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Jenna: "I'm too nervous."
Julien: "You're the only person I know that will freeze up and shiver in nervousness."
That moment you realize that Kermit doesn't just BELONG to Jenna, Kermit IS Jenna.
Efto Kolasi I’m Jenna to, i was at my friends I’d known all my life and they asked me what food I wanted and I just said I didn’t know when I know my exact order and got something I didn’t like in the end, if someone asks if I want a drink and I’m thirsty Reject the offer
Dogs are "mirrors" of their owners.
Dash Rubberbear true, my boyfriend will do stuff that his mom and I make fun of him for because it’s something his dog would do and his dog will do stuff he does
No living being belongs to another. They are family, though.
I literally just came here to say this
Petition for Julien to dye his hair green to match the green screen
Ashley Owen that is the best idea i’ve ever heard
Imperial Red not that I’ve seen
Imperial Red the first time it was Julien Yellow there was a podcast where his hair looked blonde because of the green screen, but it’s never been green screen green
Let’s do this.
Omg yeeeesssss
Jenna- “I just know Francis Scott Key wrote the national anthem”
Julien- “No he wrote the Star Spangled Banner.”
......... should we tell him?.........
That part had me rollin
I wonder what he thinks the national anthem is
The Aries energy is too strong in this one ♈️
hes right........
@@annalauryn3497 ....................................the star spangled banner IS the national anthem
This entire video:
Jenna- *says the correct answer*
two minutes later
Julien- ".......... yeah, you're right"
more like Julien : "i got that right"
Jenna and Julien : debating about kilometres and kilograms. Me : *laughs in European* 😅
As in jajajaja? 🤔
I think that's Spanish. We speak many languages in Europe :) Lots of different countries. All sorts of laughter.
Me: laughs in Australian
Me: laughs in latino
Me: laughs in Canadian
I have a feeling there’s going to be a lot of Aries bullshit in this
My helmet is on and my engines are ready. GO JULIEN.
Nathalie Marie damn Aries, Ariesing it up!! Lol
Aries for life (dinks on Jenna's water bottle)
you were VERY right
@@MetalPersonJ Maybe you have a lot of other elements in your chart. I have a lot of Earth but my sun sign is Aries, so I tend to be pretty grounded..I'm impatient and straightforward asf though.
A gram is $20 where I'm from
Same haha
it's about $13 where I'm from
Ten beech
$10
omg I could not. $10 where I’m from.
JENNA story about how she had to play the clarinet for 8 years had me dying cause honestly same
nananana ohoh I feel your pain
Does anybody actually WANT to play the clarinet? It hurt my teeth so badly. It's like a saxophone but not as interesting
Mitchy Sassi but squidward
Why I played the recorder for 6 years
I’ve been playing clarinet for six years and I love it 🤦♀️
Jenna : Europeans must have lost their minds
Me, a European : I don't even know what a 5th grader is
its your 5th year of elementary school.. which i thiiiink is your "primary"? theyre like 10 years old 😂 whats a European 5th grader? 😂😂
@@samanthadurano1554 oh so yeah, last year of "primary school"
@@hyacintheribes9507 ahh! okay yeah! our primary school is like basically day care, 2-4 years old. crazy!
Are you smarter than a child in their last year of primary school?
in most european countries (as far as I am aware) elementary school goes from 1st to 4th grade, 5th and 6th is 2nd cycle, 7th to 9th is 3rd cycle and 10th to 12th is secundary (or highschool even though where I come from there are many highschools with 3rd cycle, so people from 7th to 12th are in the same school)
The kilometer argument is my last two brain cells during stoichiometric conversions 😭
IB Roman it took my last two braincells just to read stoichiometric
Once you learn it, it's actually very easy. You just have to see the correlation between the units.
ramsy51 true
I will never understand those
ramsy51 agreed.
“Big bird energy” 😂 I mean he had yellow hair, and he’s loud and all over the place, so they not wrong
“If y = 3x and 3x = 12 then what does y equal?”
Julien it literally just told you
Lucy Marshall I was screaming at my screen “ITS 12! ITS 12!” Lol
Jenna: “I need a piece of paper” lol
I was just screaming then I saw this comment, thank you!
I NEED A VIDEO OF JENNA LEARNING HOW TO PLAY THE DRUMS 🥁
Kayla Hutchings YES PLEASE
yeeeeeeeeees beeeeeeeech
AGREED
jenna next vid should be "finally trying the drums" biiiiichhhhh yass
Sarah Carter GREAT IDEA!!!!
YESSS PLEASE
Yaaaaassss
She is SO gonna do that
i hope so id love to watch that!
"Algebra is one of my strongest subjects"
"That's hot"
“Each dollar is a thousand pennies”- Jenna Marbles. Infallible logic
damn Julien really do have that *big bird energy*
I am the same friend but now on a different account, rawr
Petition to get Jenna drum lessons
Edit: Thank you for the 300+ likes 💕💕
I sign
Taylor Clayson Thank you 😂
Jane Prendergast That’s a petition I can get behind
@@cupcakedogs6090 💪
If the speed limit is 700 km/h you’re going *fast*
Like, *impossibly* fast. 😂😂😂
We haven’t been able to go that fast on any road
That’s faster than planes!
I know for a fact i did not learn a large majority of this in elementary school
Daisy Ash middle school, not elementary they fucking with us. I learned Texas history in 4th grade, us history in 5th, and world history in 6th.
Tbh, I’m pretty sure protons electrons and neutrons were introduced in 8th grade
@@allydickerson9132 for me it was 6th grade
@@allydickerson9132 for me it was 9th
yeah, I still haven't been taught shit about other countries and I'm a junior
For the 200th episode please do 1hr google deep dive or react to your memes. We love it when you do that
Lee Alvin Naeg YES
Google deep dive YESSSSS!
upupupup your comment so they’ll see it
YESS
thus would be such a good podcast!!
Jenna should do a video of fulfilling her dreams and learning to drum
Yes she should definitely go from having a basketball game tomorrow to having a concert tomorrow
I want julien to sing us both the national anthem and the star Spangled banner and see what he comes up with. 😂😂😂
As an Australian I can confirm there's 1000 Llamas in a Kilometre.
“I don’t wanna bother them” I’ve never related to Jenna more
Maria C I'm exactly the same.
I’m the same. It’s because I’m a Cancer ♋️
V3RO MUN0Z I’m a cancer too! Omg
Anxiety disorder feels
Maria C SAME
You know Jenna would have been a hella good drummer. Idea: Jenna learns a song on drums for her next video :)
She should totally do that! Never to old to live out your dreams
Please do this!!!!
Yes! That would be incredible!
Set em' up in the office/gaming room where they have the soundproof foam on the walls! :O
Yaaasss
Everyone from a country who uses kilometres is currently dying
Azra Sophie I’m from the US and I’m still dying...we are taught the metric system in school and I’m surprised they didn’t know it
@@hopemackk idk how old you are, but they don't teach metric
kine I’m 22, but even my younger sister was still learning metric. Maybe it’s just a difference in state curriculums, because we learned and used metric in multiple different subjects and classes and pretty much from middle school all the way through high school. It wasn’t even like one class one time that taught the metric system. If we didn’t understand KHDBDCM then there would be a problem.
@@hopemackk maybe. we have metric in text books, but in class we use american
@@kw8919 no we don't what school do you go to lmao
Julien: “The equator passes through the southern tip of North America”
Jenna: “That would mean Texas or Florida...”
Mexico: *am I a joke to you*
Scrolled down just for this
Panama: hold my beer.
jenna: each dollar is 1,000 pennies
julien: moves on
julien: ...
julien: hold up
"If y = 3x and 3x = 12, what is y?" I enjoyed seeing Julien aggressively divide by three and then multiply by it again
Dan Thomas and jenna was like “I need paper” gurl 😂
lmfao transitive property
Lmao I died watching Julien do unnecessary work and Jenna still being confused
So is the answer 4....? I haven’t watched yet. IF THE ANSWER IS NOT 4 OR 12 I FEEL ATTACKED AND ITS A STUPID QUESTION
i can just imagine Julien going on Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader, and getting the first three questions wrong then getting one right and yelling "I HAD TO DO IT TO EM"
Jenna: All i know is francis f scott wrote the national anthem"
Julien: "no thats the star spangled banner"
GIRL THEYRE THE SAME THING 😂😂😂
jenna: “nope, too nervous.”
I RELATE, JENNA.
riah.carrie dont we all
Both of their hair matches their shirt😂
I’m just over here I’m Bern Switzerland, using metric system and getting a good laugh out of this
"CHICKENS ARE COLD BLOODED" IM LITERALLY IN TEARS
I relate to Jenna so fckin hard about not asking people at the store for help lmao
SpringWinterSummer same
As a person who works in a grocery store, I promise it doesn’t bother us we’re there to help you ❤️
The only time it’s ever been a problem is when it’s a new employee and they say they don’t know and give a maybe on where it is but then the customer gets mad when they don’t get an easy answer.
I saw someone else comment this and i think that this is an amazing idea. You should wear all green and only your head isnt green so that you're just heads
I commented this a few podcasts ago and I really hope they see this and do it!😂
I hope so too
Jenna did this on one of their streams she got green makeup and gave herself whiskers and stuff
@@shaneoleary5447 yeah i know but i want them just to be heads
Everyone please like this wonderful comment I want to see this happen
I’m stoned and this is amazing to listen too while I paint my bathroom lmfao
Tanner Prater I KNOW LIKE IM HIGH AND DYINGGG
Y’all should try to watch their drunk cast high bc it is THE BEST
okay but jennas nervous thing is high key relateable
how many m in a km...
Jenna " 1000 lamas"
Julien " how much is a gram"
Lol why did he take so long to realise what 3/4 of an hour was😂
Are you American?
Jenna I don't think you're ever going to see this but please know you validated my whole life by knowing the same Alphabetical States song I learned growing up! No one I've ever met has ever even heard of it before!!! I was singing along with you and I've never been happier lol ilusfm
I learned it too.. maybe it’s like a Northern thing? Unless you don’t live up North then my logic is flawed.
I’m from New York (like Jenna) and my elementary school was the only one out of like 7 in the district that did it. But none of my friends now know the states by heart so who is the real winner here???
@@taylor2042 I learned it in Florida!
So late to this, but I learned the fifty nifty united states and im from iowa. Everyone I have met as well never knows it either!
I grew up in southwestern pennsylvania (outside of Pittsburgh) and learned this!!
dear god it’s me taylor...thank you for jenna and julien.
Name thief 😭 lmao
Taylor Adair lol😂
Listening to y’all talk nonsense about kilometers had me DYING😂
AAhhhhh hahaah same!!!
"4th grade, dude. They can't even *walk* yet and they're learning that."
Yes 1000m in a km because our *MEASUREMENTS MAKE SENSE*
Emo Gang I was thinking the same at “there’s 3 feet in a yard” WHY 3? Not 4, not 5, not 10, but 3! That’s so small it’s basically useless at reducing values and it’s an odd number which makes calculations harder than they need to be. WHO’S IDEA WAS THAT?
darkstar2874 also, is a foot a small foot, a big foot, a small step, WHO THE HELL KNOWS
I D a foot is twelve inches not meant to mean the size of someone’s actual foot lol, @Emma Hawkins-Fowler as an American I feel personally attacked it makes sense to us, which doesn’t to you but I also don’t understand the metric system so...
Sydney Krueger it was originally based on a foot’s length, and it absolutely does not make sense why do we measure things by fucking Feet And Inches Who Came Up With This
As an American, I completely agree, our measurement system is SO STUPID
Everyone outside of the US probably lost their minds on the Kilo debate
Alyssa I live *in* the us and I was like: “how?? do you?? not?? know this??”
I mean unless your currently in school or remembered it from when you learned if you did or in the science/math field a majority of 360 million americans wouldn't know we use the imperial system not the metric system.
darkfeather111 exactly, it’s not very odd for an American to not know the metric system.. lol
I was frustrated and I'm very much an American who has been out of school for quite some time.
Yup!! Mind lost! Metric system ... get on it!
“I showed Julien a video of a bat eating a banana earlier-“
“That was a dog.”
“He said it was a dog.”
“That was a dog.”
“Its a bat!”
“It’s not a bat.”
“It’s a bat.”
“How can- how can it be a bat if it was a dog”
That Bitch what’s the time stamp for this dialogue 😂 I think I missed it they’re hilarious lol
Right at the beginning Alexis
Alexis Strother 2:13
As soon as I read this they said it lol
"DRANK"
"I think it's drunk"
"... oh"
"if y = 3x and 3x = 12 what does y equal?" LMAO 😂😂😂 didn't even need to do math for that one
Us Europeans got a REALLY good laugh at the kilometer question because kilometer in Greek LITERALLY means a thousand meters😂
Savvina F we are taught in school about the metric system because it’s what’s used in science. Tbh they both should have easily known that kilo = thousand 😂
I was taught about inches and feet in elementary school just to cover all bases, but you think I remember that shit? Hell no.
Im 18 and the fisrt time i heard about inches and pounds at 17. Also why pounds are lb, i would never understand that these two unrelated to pound letters are the abbreviation of pound
Даня Таргарян in spanish it isnt. Pound is libra
Savvina F kilometre also means “a thousand metres” in Englisch too
is no one else gonna mention that the star spangled banner and the national anthem are the same thing 😂
I googled it after they said that because I thought I was wrong😂
“What instrument is part of the percussion family?”
Jenna: “ooo hit me!”
I see you.
jenna: "and my nonbinary friends :)"
me: -sheds a tear- i love u..
18:38 to 19:35 is what I imagine a conversation between Peach and Kermit sounds like
LiveLoveSyd cermet just saying "nope, too nervous" 😂
Lololol accurate
excellent comment
Somebody edit this
Yes yes and yes
As a retail worker, I can tell you I enjoy when people politely ask me where something is. I am more than happy to help you. I am literally here and have been trained to be here for your convenience. We will find whatever you need together. We will go on an adventure and we'll talk about all your hopes and dreams along the way. Have a wonderful day I'm so glad we found what you wanted.
You are such a lovely human being.
@@mishka765 💜💜💜 thank you!
This was so pure and made me laugh and fill with joy at such a prospect and I just. This was amazing
I used to work in retail, and even though I don't anymore, I still help people find items. It brings me joy to be helpful. We are kindred spirits.
in retail i was sooo bored. but like stress bored lmao. when a kind person came up and politely asked for help i enjoyed helping them
Jenna and Julien: *discussing the 40 mph question"
Me: 45 minutes. 45 minutes. ITS 45 MINUTES
Jenna: ~freezes to death because she’s too nervous to ask where the heat switch is~
Me: *~starves to death because I’m too nervous to ask for food when I’m at a friends house~*
Sameee😔
22 seconds in and jenna is already praying. same
is marbles smarter than a 5th grader
yes
Max King marbles has an iq of 180
i'll see it when i believe it
He is definitely faster than one
He’s wise af
Max King he is all-knowing
J&J : * playing are we smarter than a 5th grader *
me : * playing am I dumber than J&J playing are we smarter than a 5th grader *
“in an hour you would only drive past like 20 foot ball fields” i love america
GoFundMe for Jenna’s drum
"How much is a gram"
10$ my dude.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAA I LOVE YOU
The only history/geography that i did in 4th grade was state history. I don’t think i learned any world history until 6th grade. That’s when we learned about stuff like Mesopotamia and the medieval era
Coming from Illinois, it didn’t even cross my mind that that wasn’t something drilled into everyone’s heads. He’s also not from there. I hate that it’s called the land of Lincoln just because that’s where he started becoming more known. He’s from Kentucky 🤦🏼♀️
Thank you that's what I've been trying to say
It was drilled into my head too, and I lived on the western border of Iowa.
Illinoisans have been tortured by the “fact” that tHiS iS tHe LaNd Of LiNcIoN when it’s 👏 not 👏even 👏true 👏
What the heck I don’t even go here but it was somehow drilled into my head he was from Illinois too.
THANK YOU FOR CLEARING THIS UP CAUSE I FUCKING KNEW HE WAS FROM KENTUCKY AND THIS FUCKED ME UP HARD
january february march april may june *jason derulo*
Beluga heights
mikkah same
viiiinnneee 😫😫
I can hear this comment😂
"4th graders can't even walk yet and they know that" 😂😂😂 me thinking I know what age children start doing human things. They start talking at six yrs old right?
Haha, wish, but also when they do they never stop. AHH
Jennica Lyn hahah I went to a baby shower and we filled out a predictions sheet like what her weight was gonna be when she popped outta there and one of the questions was what length the baby would be and I was like... Idk? 5, maybe 6 inches 😂
@@sillyoz the funny part about it is I felt like that was good guess until I just googled "average length of new born" haha. I'm so glad I'm not the only one that is oblivious to small humans. I always say I'm six feet tall I don't see little kids until they are like fifteen.
Jennica Lyn lmaoooo My three year old can hold a very clear & normal conversation with an adult. So can my 2 year old.. lol
@@jennicalyn3542 avarage height of a newborn is one feet, and they weigh like 6 pounds avarage.
You start school if you are 6 and passed an exam (at least here in Germany it's that) and that renders a 4th grader 10.
Also, greetings from Germany and fuck, my bf is from the states that's why I am fluent in imperial
32:25 9. 9 IS A PERFECT SQUARE OMGGGGGG
"You take tin foil, wrap a penny in it and you throw it against the wall, and you've got third place, you got bronze" LMAO julien wtf
I'm so proud of Jenna for catching that segway before Julien finished, forget the rest of the quiz, she's smarter than a 5th grader
Damn I hope she didn't get hurt, those things are heavy.
Steele Man oh my GOD that’s such a dad joke
Electron's outside going hey beech it's me. im electric. boop boop boop boop boop boop
Electrons got that Big Dick Energy
LMAO I'm going to be saying that all week now.
Oh wait Electrons are negative...nevermind, I guess that's very small dick energy then.
OMG. I text that to my sister as soon as that happened!
😂😂😂😂
read this the exact second she said it #illuminati
what states start with O
jenna starts singing : IDAHO 😂
take a drink every time jenna says "im not good at history or geography"
Americans struggling over the metric system is my new kink
ahaha the funniest couple of minutes of my life
I’m American and even I found it hilarious
I don’t even know why it’s so hard for us Americans but we struggle 😂
PrincelPatchel As an American, I was forced to learn it for every science (Bio, Chem, Physics,etc.) and it was easy but we just don’t use it everyday :( like km per hour is hard for me to understand lol
Jenna: as somebody who works in a bookstore the part of my job I actually enjoy is when people ask me for help and the least fun part is my normal duties so it's the opposite of bothering me to ask for help finding something
Jenna: Francis Scott Key wrote the National Anthem
Julien: no that’s the... Star Spangled Banner
wait was he serious-
these are my last two brain cells when i’m taking a test
petition for the 200th episode of the podcast to be another conspiracy theory podcast.... except it’s 2 hours long
mmmae yes!!!!!!!!
mmmae YESSS
With Shane
Now THAT would be the quality content I signed up for
mmmae 200 hours long
Jenna not asking for help in situations cuz she's nervous is literally ME 18:37😂🤷🏽♀️ #virgos 😂
Samee but im an aquarius
Lauren Darian Garcia same i’m such a virgo tbh
Me too but I'm a libra with lots of virgo in my birth chart
Lauren Darian Garcia same girl, same af
But I’m a Taurus 🤷🏻♀️
"They busy , I dont wanna be a nuisance" me asf Jenna
julien only subconsciously knew there were 9 supreme court justices because of that scene in parks and rec; where when leslie finds out her and ben are having triplets, and she comments about possibly giving birth to 1/3 of the supreme court :)
is anyone else obsessed with jenna’s hair rn
Jillian Mellinger yes
Yess
Yes! Her natural Brown hair is sooooooo pretty
"When you don't follow instructions and you miss out on dreams."
Also, I'm totally the Jenna in situations like that, too. I don't want to bother people or be a nuisance... And it just makes me nervous.
Ok but tell me why I started choking and dying laughing when Julien said “Bern, Germ”
That's when I guessed it was Switzerland
I was YELLING Switzerland at my screen😭
Do this test again, but do it drunk asf lmao
Fifty Nifty United States was a BOP 🗣
The star spangled banner and the national anthem are the same thing FKFKFHSHVS
I'm not even American and I was like what lmao
SDKKSDKKSKJKDKSDKJBDVJDKSKDJDIKS
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR KNOWING THAT! I LIVE IN FRANCIS SCOTT KEY'S HOMETOWN AND DRIVE PAST HIS GRAVE SITE EVERY DAY! I CRINGED SO HARD WHEN JULIEN SAID THEY WERE DIFFERENT.
I WAS LITERALLY FACEPALMING SO HARD 🤦♀️
I was just gonna comment this. Poor jenna thinks shes wrong lol
julien was right about the lyrics: California love
California knows how to party
California knows how to party
In the city of L.A
In the city of good ol' Watts
In the city, the city of Compton
We keep it rockin', we keep it rockin'
Julien was right about Watts being in the lyrics of California Love btw.😂
jenna validating my gender cleared my skin, watered my crops, and cured my depression
Casper Cruz you’re valid whether anybody says so or not 😤😤 ily
Right? I love that she's picked up the "nonbinary pals" thing. :)
Omg right?? I’m not nb but that felt great (edit: questioning srsly)
sending everyone validation i love my nb friends
Everyone that uses the metric system is losing their shit lmao
“Too nervous” yesss Virgo energy, where’s the relate button
julien: "it's like when you learn cursive. you don't need it."
me: *writing in cursive as he speaks*
But do you need to?
Jenna has big Nervous Energy
Julien: Starts algebraic equation
Jenna: I need a piece of paper
Me: sameeeee
Julien: I think there is 9 justices
Jenna: no I think its 11
Me: I thought it was 100
Emily Sutton Same
You’re thinking senators. 438 in the house and 9 justices
By the way the only reason I know the 438 is because I love the 538 (438+100) podcast. Each of the states has 2 senators that’s why there are 100. Population size determines the number of house members each state has.
I said 3😭💀
I thought 12/13 for sure,,,, like I thought that’s what I learned in APUSH....how did I get a 5 on that exam...
"Which is why 10 times 10 is 10,000." -- Julien
"Algebra... that's my shit, dude"
Senior quote
Hahahha
Jenna accidentally playing the clarinet for 8 years because she didn’t hear what they said and was too scared to ask for help is my spirit animal.