10:17 The moment you realize that Jenna's troll gene 100% comes from her mom. And also how much Deby loves Julien to throw a comp on Mother's Day...while both low-key trolling Jenna. best. podcast.ever.
I'm rewatching all of the old podcasts and it amazes me that just 3.5 years ago Julien hesitated when saying Jenna's astrological sign and now they are the iconic Virgo and Aries duo
@@dominicdoherty7208 i meant "marry people similar to their dad" idk i guess i thought everyone would understand what i meant but like looking at it now, i feel like i find a pretty weird way to say that hahahaha
@@dominicdoherty7208 Like it's a real saying. They don't ACTUALLY marry their dads lol but it's common that when a girl has a loving father, she try to find someone who acts like him. That's why it's so important for men to stay in their daughter's lives 😊
I just lost my Mom a few months back to cancer and rewatching these episodes are literally the only thing getting me to genuinely laugh and smile at the moment. So thankful this stuff is still up, thank you. Everyone out there give your Mom a giant hug or call your mom today if you can.
@@giuliacacciatore4765 Aww this is so kind! I'm doing pretty well! There are definitely ups and downs even still after a year, but doing good! Thank you for your kind words!
You guys should play a game called Don't get me started. You give someone a topic and they have to go on an angry rant about it. I think you'd be good at it. Dink.
Gdi I wish I had seen this 6 years ago because this is the most perfect idea for a podcast (the Debbie machine in an asmr podcast) and now Jenna's off the internet and we'll never get to see this ICONIC idea now 😢
"What's the september birthday diamond?" "Egg. Well, they're round." "Kermit Washington Lincoln" Top 3 best moments. I was dying throughout the whole thing 😂
I just love the respect he has for her Mom. You can tell how much he loves Jenna because of the respect he has toward her Mother. This is the funniest one in a long time.
52:26 im drunk. I pissed myself laughing at this story. I had to waddle past my mother to the bathroom in piss soaked shorts because of this. Im 21 years old and i pissed myself in bed. i am so ashammed. Thanks jenna.
5:33 "Alright, so i have 35 questions." "I'm tired already." 47:19 "Checkmate, Atheists." I came here to have a good time but i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now.
Jake the ant’s favorite condiment is relish. He like to put relish on eggs because they’re round. He worked at a tanning salon. His birth diamond is Virgo.it is green. His high school mascot was a “barren” “stain” bear. Jake heard a loud crowd gasp. He saw a glittery thing and he didn’t know what it was. He told this story and he cried laughing about it.
mindofmandi that's me with these questions!!!! I'm like SPORTS PSYCHOLOGY CHAMELEON TWIST grrrrrr lol. I also knew the rosary question and it's a shame that I somehow know all the videos she mentions these things in 😂
Here is a list of things to do for your Deby Machine this Mother's Day Season: - Make up a dance called the Deb (instead of the Dab) - Make a genre of music called Debstep - Make a series of athletic events and name it the Debcathalon (bonus points if they're not athletic at all and are just various events of trolling and/or fuckery) - Rename the entire month of February "Debruary" - Introduce an Daebi to an Cermet so she can help him to an grow - Make a website and call it a Debsite - Have her wear a backwards snapback and spend a day calling her "Deb, brah" - Name your sewing machine Deb-E, literally making it a Deb-E Machine (and making your mom a proxy accomplice to all future badass fashion shenanigans) - Make a shit ton of bees out of polymer clay. Give them bomb ass brown hair and name them the Deb Bees Okay I swear I'm done. LATER FAM.
"I'll tell you a story about your daughter and eggs." - Julien Solomita Please put this on a pop canvas thing with smoothe text and a sunset background.
Anyone else notice how deb looked so concerned about Jenna’s comfort when she was readjusting her blanket! Such a mom even to her *wand noise* 32 year old lady
“What is my birthstone?”
“We just answered that. Virgo.”
I hope to someday have Julien levels of confidence
@Tianna Elizalde having perfect comedic timing is an Aries thing ;)
I'm still processing how casually Jenna mentioned that a one-handed man on her street with an Iranian wife taught her how to play basketball
I know right and Deby didn't even blink at it
I was in the gym and laughed out loud at it omg
666
I have a basketball game tomorrowww
They did grow up in new york
Honestly I stan the one handed man with the Iranian wife who taught Jenna how to play basketball
i stan the one handed man who told jenna to punch the ball with the other hand
Crying Death same 😙✌️
I want to see this all in action
This story never fails to make me cry on the floor laughing hahaha 😂
Baskaball 😂
Deby and Jenna’s dynamic reminds me of my family. Made for a fun podcast.
“You had an ant named jake.”
“HER NAME WAS ANITA.”
Debbie
*debbie machine
Deby
@@joellopez1048 *Deby
@@Anna-ly9dg um its debbie in the thumbnail so um
Jenna - what's my favorite food
Debby - Eggs
Jenna - why eggs
Debby - because there round
Ella Gilpatrick *they're
Deby*
@@corinnaslay Deabhie*
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿
l0ser b Debbie?
When Jenna asked what her sign is and Julien had a hard time remembering I lost it because she yells it at him in basically every episode now.
i know right 😂 SHE'S A VIRGO!
i m a VIRGO!
Julie Doria lol I think they were trolling
He was faking, lol
i'M a ViRgO
Jenna: "Name a song I know ALL the lyrics to."
Julien: "Be Our Guest.."
Debbie: "..Happy Birthday."
I'm done. Damn it Debbie!!!
Deby*
*dehbee
Dhehbeee*
Deby
Taliesyn Jax *dehbbey
'Married to Shaheen...she was Iranian, he had one hand - they taught me how to play basketball!' ICONIC
Deby is HILARIOUS. “Why are eggs my favorite?”“... they’re round?”
DEBY!!! HELL YEAH!!
Deby squad!!!
Well, technically, Deby's not wrong. Depending on what angle you're looking at the egg from, it could be round or oval...
It still kills me about how quickly and confidently the Debbie machine gave her answers like jake and eggs like I can't.
Brooke Hagan *Deby
@@corinne538 no, it's Debbie
Wait, I just got got. F you julien
a can of beans You did in fact get got my fren. i’m sorry. praise be to Deby
@@aubreydink6350 BTW love your pfp
I'm rewatching this and when Jenna asked "What is my astrological sign", all I could hear in my mind is Jenna saying, "OH MY GOD I'M A VIRGO"
maario210 same
maario210 Ttttrrrrrruuuuuuueeeee
virgang LMAOO
OMG SO DID I
I yelled Virgo at that moment.
“What’s my favorite game?”
Me- “elder scrolls!”
Julen- “knockout”
😂 had me dying
Brianne Stendardo debbie: that game where you get an h if you get a basket
"Eggs"
"Why?"
"They're round..."
I'm dying!
"No, no mom. Why are eggs my favorite food , not why are eggs eggs?"
They round
Casey Boyer I fucking died 😂
"They're versatile" 🤣
10:17 The moment you realize that Jenna's troll gene 100% comes from her mom. And also how much Deby loves Julien to throw a comp on Mother's Day...while both low-key trolling Jenna. best. podcast.ever.
yourmomdoes is
I'm rewatching all of the old podcasts and it amazes me that just 3.5 years ago Julien hesitated when saying Jenna's astrological sign and now they are the iconic Virgo and Aries duo
Literally 😂😂
Same
Jenna: what is my birthstone ?
Julien: Virgo.
Me: Julien, u did not.
Is it just me or does deby look like a character from bobs burgers
GAIL
Oh my GOD you're right.
She's Gayle!!!
Yeah she looks like Linda’s sister Gail
but like in the best possible way lmfao
Tie your hair into different sized braids and use the ends to do your makeup
Elisabeth Bolt THATS GENIUS
Elisabeth Bolt she needs to see this
Elisabeth Bolt HEEELLLL YEAHHH
PLEASE
This is actually a brilliant idea. seriously, she needs to do this
You know how people say "girls marry people like their dads" well jenna's dating her mother.
No one says that, no body has ever said that.
@@dominicdoherty7208 i meant "marry people similar to their dad" idk i guess i thought everyone would understand what i meant but like looking at it now, i feel like i find a pretty weird way to say that hahahaha
@@dominicdoherty7208 Actually, it's a common phrase among southern people
@@darklove3792 real shit or is that a joke?
@@dominicdoherty7208 Like it's a real saying. They don't ACTUALLY marry their dads lol but it's common that when a girl has a loving father, she try to find someone who acts like him. That's why it's so important for men to stay in their daughter's lives 😊
Jenna: "what is my favorite constellation of stars?"
Julien: "Cassiopeia"
Debby: "relish"
I'm dead
Tara Winter it's Deby
DEBY
It’s Deby
no its deby
Tara Winter Deby*
"I don't know what would stop you..."
"Honestly...the Law"
😂😂
Any amount of time with the Machine is great but 55 minutes is an actual blessing.
Julien and Debbie understand each other in the fuckiest way imaginable. I love family❤️
Podcast with Jenna’s brother would complete my life
Liza Vasilyeva yes
Jenna - Name a song that I knows all the words to
Debbie Machine - HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Me - Dying
It’s spelled Deby
aubreydink but it’s spelled “Debbie” in the title of this video
I. West nonono i’m pretty sure it spelled d e b y
aubreydink oh okay, idk I guess
54:57 in the video :] @@IWest-ur5pn
Julien's segways literally just keep getting better and better
Rachel Jones that tattoo one came out of NO WHERE
A segue is a transition, a segway is what Paul Blart drives
sry
accurate description of segways...
Sarah Cameron fuckin spelling police are fuckin annoying
The Emotions of My Guitar cry me a fuckin river
I just lost my Mom a few months back to cancer and rewatching these episodes are literally the only thing getting me to genuinely laugh and smile at the moment. So thankful this stuff is still up, thank you. Everyone out there give your Mom a giant hug or call your mom today if you can.
I’m so sorry for your loss. I hope you’re doing alright. It sounds like you had a wonderful mom 💓
i hope you’re doing ok sending love always
@@giuliacacciatore4765 Aww this is so kind! I'm doing pretty well! There are definitely ups and downs even still after a year, but doing good! Thank you for your kind words!
You guys should play a game called Don't get me started. You give someone a topic and they have to go on an angry rant about it. I think you'd be good at it. Dink.
Sophie YAAAAASSSS
Sophie OMG THAT WOULD BE AMAZING
Sophie HELL YEAH
HAHA YES
Sophie dink dink
"What is my favorite constellation?" "Relish." oh my god 😂
SueAlex Wright I cried
Julien is so prepared for all the trolling, but even he cant deal with "relish" 😂
SueAlex Wright riiight?! Im dying over here!
Deby's so funny XDD
"You had an ant named Jake." OMG ☠️⚰️😂😂😂😂😂😂
Kaitlin Marie Hubbard THERE WAS NO JAKE 😂
But it was funny.
The Debbie Machine is unstoppable
*Deby
Ya it’s spelled Deby
pretty sure its deby
Maya Gindlesperger in the title it’s Debbie
austin man it’s Debbie
her favorite food is GARBAGE PLATES
That was my second thought. First thought was melted cheese on a paper plate lol!!
I LITERALLY SAID GARBAGE PLATE
i was thinking the same
Tahs what I though
It's soup
"What is my Master's degree in?" -Jenna
"Fuck." -Julien
"I don't think that's it." -Deby machine
DEAD.
Why did Deb treat this entire podcast like it was an ASMR video
Jordan hooks someone needs to take every clip of Debbie’s wonderful asmr from all the podcasts and videos and clip them together
Gdi I wish I had seen this 6 years ago because this is the most perfect idea for a podcast (the Debbie machine in an asmr podcast) and now Jenna's off the internet and we'll never get to see this ICONIC idea now 😢
"I gave it to her when she was a baby she still hasn't seen it" god I love the debbie machine
its Deby*
@@Jadonk01 Oops! My bad 😅
@@amymclaren5741 😂😂😂
"What's the september birthday diamond?"
"Egg. Well, they're round."
"Kermit Washington Lincoln"
Top 3 best moments. I was dying throughout the whole thing 😂
Mattea Joy I know this is 6 months old but Relish was up there man 😂
September diamond
Deby is the quin of troling
Petr Lizunov lmao the quin😂😂😂
She did birth Jenna after all haha
Butt Man you obviously didn’t watch until the end lol
Debbie
Um it's Deby y'all
When you know her brothers gerbils name was Climb you know you've been watching for many years
Or just binge her videos periodically lol
I read this as "her gerbil's brother's name" which made it much funnier.
“ OK Am I going to be embarrassed?”
“Idk, do I care?”
I can’t😂😂😂😂
"wait, i'm micro chipped?!" "yeah, you're a special type of human" Jenna your mum is brilliant. I want to see more of her!!!!!
Jenna: I'M MICRO CHIPPED???!!
Deby: You didn't know?
ME: SOMEBODY GET A SHOVEL AND BURY MY DEAD BODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When you get more points at Jenna trivia than them both ...
Holli + Huckleberry I know
Literally big mood
Me yelling “ ELDER SCROLLS “
OK me
@@xomsicxompk YESSS lol
When life gets me feeling down, I search podcasts with Debbie the machine. 10/10 would recommend
I just love the respect he has for her Mom. You can tell how much he loves Jenna because of the respect he has toward her Mother. This is the funniest one in a long time.
*whispers* "They're round..." LMAO I DIEDDDD 😂😂😂😂😂
The Debbie machine is literally exactly how Jenna is going to be when she gets older. Such a troll. 😂😂😂😂
Amanda Schneider Deby*
Amanda Schneider it's Deby smh
@@666vega.g Watch near the end of the video. 😉
52:26 im drunk. I pissed myself laughing at this story. I had to waddle past my mother to the bathroom in piss soaked shorts because of this. Im 21 years old and i pissed myself in bed. i am so ashammed. Thanks jenna.
you can say, jenna made your pants wet 👀
degenerate
@@wisty223 truly informative, thank you
i think 12:05 in ua-cam.com/video/ONRTzWy26Ko/v-deo.html this video is what she saw hahahaha
Don't be :D also I hope you're doing good!
Why does Debbs remind me of an older Tina from Bobs Burgers
Cj Lewis this is the funniest comment I've ever seen
This is too real for me
No. She's the aunt 😂😂 the one that likes cats 😂😂
Cj Lewis no! Linda’s sister Gayle
I love the relationship between Julien and the Debble. dink dink
Coneth that's super important! My mom and husband act just like that and gang up on me all the time. I love it!
Coneth Warms my heart muscle.
Coneth *Deby
*Deby
*Deby
i thought her favorite food was a garbage plate! *Jenna's Virgo voice*
I literally watched that video, two videos before watching this one...I was like really Jenna???
I love how the Debbie machine is such a troll always on their podcast lol
*Deby
*deby
Any video with Debbie in it is an absolute delight, and I laugh my ass off the whole time. 😂😂😂
Rebecca Lanahan Deby*
Deby*
It's Deby fake fan
You mean Deby, right?
Rebecca Lanahan fake fan. Don't disrespect the deby machine with misspelling
That look on Jenna's face is hilarious every time Deby trolls her 😂
DEBY and Julien. Name a more iconic duo. I'll wait...
Zoe Blossom Deby actually
Zoe Blossom its totally Deby
It's Deby
deby**
Zoe Blossom excuse you it's Deby
5:33
"Alright, so i have 35 questions."
"I'm tired already."
47:19
"Checkmate, Atheists."
I came here to have a good time but i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now.
Jake the ant’s favorite condiment is relish. He like to put relish on eggs because they’re round. He worked at a tanning salon. His birth diamond is Virgo.it is green. His high school mascot was a “barren” “stain” bear. Jake heard a loud crowd gasp. He saw a glittery thing and he didn’t know what it was. He told this story and he cried laughing about it.
Excellent summary. Golden A star+ for you
berenstain bears its a show
you were close htougjh
cris quartz It was a book series first and foremost. Also, we would’ve accepted “baron stain” since the mascot was the Barons.
You should’ve said favorite constellation lol but this is awesome
OMG how'd they not get Elder Scrolls!!?? I said it to myself out loud when Jenna asked the question hahahaha Julien whyy
mindofmandi me too omg I am so disappointed. WHY WERE THEY SO FIXATED ON BASKETBALL LOL
They're trolling her lol!
mindofmandi literally same omg😭😭
They were just being trolls lol
mindofmandi that's me with these questions!!!! I'm like SPORTS PSYCHOLOGY CHAMELEON TWIST grrrrrr lol. I also knew the rosary question and it's a shame that I somehow know all the videos she mentions these things in 😂
This whole podcast was just Julien and Deby fucking with Jenna
Also justice for jake relish
Jenna - “name a song I know all the words to”
Debbie - “uhh Happy Birthday”
The Debbie Machine is just exactly where Jenna gets her troll genes from🤣🤣
Urvi Singh *Deby
*Deby
Deby*
Urvi Singh Deby*
Urvi Singh *deby
I LOVE THE DEBY MACHINE AND JAKE THE ANT
Georgia Vacirca Debbie machine*
Caitlin Blumenschein at the end of the podcast they said to spell it "Deby" lol
Georgia Vacirca I liek relish...
Caitlin B somebody didn't watch the entire video
"let me tell you a story about your daughter and eggs..." 😂
jeshface I was like wtf Jenna is a vegan 😂
jeshface "and Valentine's Day"
Julien’s 🔥 _FIRE_ 🔥 segues are how I keep warm in the ❄️ winter ❄️
Here is a list of things to do for your Deby Machine this Mother's Day Season:
- Make up a dance called the Deb (instead of the Dab)
- Make a genre of music called Debstep
- Make a series of athletic events and name it the Debcathalon (bonus points if they're not athletic at all and are just various events of trolling and/or fuckery)
- Rename the entire month of February "Debruary"
- Introduce an Daebi to an Cermet so she can help him to an grow
- Make a website and call it a Debsite
- Have her wear a backwards snapback and spend a day calling her "Deb, brah"
- Name your sewing machine Deb-E, literally making it a Deb-E Machine (and making your mom a proxy accomplice to all future badass fashion shenanigans)
- Make a shit ton of bees out of polymer clay. Give them bomb ass brown hair and name them the Deb Bees
Okay I swear I'm done. LATER FAM.
Lisa be all like THESE ARE AMAZING
Haha, I'm glad you think so! :D
omg YES you ķilled it!
😂😂😂😂😂👍👍👍👍
ALL. OF. THESE.
"I'll tell you a story about your daughter and eggs." - Julien Solomita
Please put this on a pop canvas thing with smoothe text and a sunset background.
Oh my god I’m dying I’m making that
@@paytonpoutine9574 where can we see it
as Jenna's mimosa slowly seperates
literally killed me lmao
Debbie: “i expect to kick tour ass
Also Debbie: “Throws the ENTIRE game”😂😂
GOD JULIEN, EVEN I KNOW HER FAVORITE GAME IS ELDER SCROLLS!!!
Alexandra Sutika pretty sure most of the dink fam does 😂
Tis true, KaleKain! Though, I said Skyrim.. Pretty close. xD
they should do a julien trivia with julien's mom!
ReggaeMuffin or with his dad for Father’s Day!
The new birthstone, Virgo designed by Paco 300
When was Debbie born? I feel like she's serving Aries energy in this.
Elp Smith she is a capricorn
Sorry for correcting you a year later but it’s deby
No thank U 😂😂😂
No thank U no it’s not?!
Beth ????, it absolutely is spelled Deby. Look at the title, it’s right there.
I love how well julian and the debbie machine get along
It’s Deby. But yes same here, they are hilarious together!
drinking game: take a shot every time julien breathes intensely into the mic 🍺🍺🍺🍺
Britt Norman and dead.
tiffany stevens just like mr.marbles
Lo Christopher omfg I just spit my drink everywhere. poor marbles. he's only half dead at this point. 😂😂😂
Brittany Norman I
Brittany Norman i anrleady diej tath
“I love Julien, I want him to feel special” 😭♥️ I need a man that would make my mom say that.
Itzel Medina I read that as “I need a mom that would make my man say that.” Lol
So no one's gonna talk about the fact that Jenna had a pet ant
I had pet snails I picked from the garden lol
Jenna and Julien are two of the funniest, genuine, and overall best people!!! I hope they are happy, because they deserve it.
Debbie the Troll came out to play 😂
deby
Michelle Newitt it's spelled Deby
Do you mean Deby?
Michelle Newitt Deby not Debbie
Deby** I hate these fake fans who don't know how to spell
how did Jenna or the Debbie machine not laugh at Julien's comment about the baby gerbils? "and they lived happily ever dead..." I'm dieing laughing!
Tinker Books *Deby
ITS DEBY
LOL Debbie!
“I don’t think anyone is left listening at this point.”
983k views
I can't fucking get over "she was Iranian and he had one hand!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
*I just want a shirt with 'Virgo the Birthstone' on it*
Aurra .s yo jenna I want to buy this merch... MAKE THIS MERCH
Edit: Lmao Julien and DEBY are the biggest trolls
Zoe Blossom *deby
Zoe Blossom yeah it's spelt Deby
Zoe Blossom it's Deby
It's Deby. I'd thank u to get it rite.
Zoe Blossom deby**
Nobody:
Absolutely no one:
Not one soul:
Jenna, julien, and Debbie: *sings intro song out of sync and tune*
they harmonized!
i saw deby wearing a puma jacket and waffsicle pin so i bought a puma jacket and waffsicle pin
Lexi Felser *deby
Debay
De#bae
#dab#bae
it's deby😂😂
What sport did I play : " chasing boys " Julian looks at camera :"gottem"
jenna's mom reminds me so much of Tina from Bob's burgers
TheMelanieSky I was thinking Linda from Bob's Burgers! Just because she's all about her kid's fuckery. Lmao.
CecexVolume deby is linda and jenna is louise!!
Alyssa Thompson YES. 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻
The clip from Michael Jacksons show shows up in an old Epcot comercial!!! He takes off his glove and a red beam of light shoots out of his hand!!
It's also on UA-cam. Just look up Captain EO
HOW DID THEY NOT GET ELDER SCROLLS?!
Lindsay Todd right?
Lindsay Todd omg me too
seriously!
they were too deep into the troll
They were trolling lol
"eggs." "they're round."
Briana Murillo literally killed me
“HOLd IT WITH THIS HAND AND PUNCH IT WITH THE OTHER”
Me:BHAHAHAHAH
Anyone else notice how deb looked so concerned about Jenna’s comfort when she was readjusting her blanket! Such a mom even to her *wand noise* 32 year old lady
Tbh when she asked who was her favorite person on the Internet, I automatically thought of Nail Career Education lol
Jenna:"i would like to be captive"
Julien:*silent*
Dabby:*silent*
Me:*silent*
Melani Alper Dabby? does she dab?
DABBY I'm dead
it's spelt deby come on yall
😂 Deby (😉) had me cracking up @ work ... the answer "egg" had me laughing out loud at my desk
SweetMiz i started dying at "don't tell me why an egg's an egg
SweetMiz Debbie. FAKE FAN
It's Me C uhhh did you not listen at the end when Julien said to spell her name "Deby" to prove you made it through the whole video? Hence the wink.
It's Me C since you clearly didn't watch the full podcast ... check around 55:02 #yourewelcome
Jenna: What is my birthstone?
Julien: Virgo
…….good one Julien lol
I had a nightmare last night where I tried to flirt with Julien and Jenna LITERALLY tried to murder me for hours.
destiny glenn hope you learned your lesson 😂
destiny glenn oh my
Did you get him?
You can’t flirt with Jenna’s man, SHES A VIRGOOO
Because you passed her by. She was angry you didn’t hit on her.
I love you DEBBIE MACHINE XD!!!
Julien and Debbie were serving me some heavy breathing ASMR realness
Mitchell Emrich It’s spelled Deby
aubreydink you’ve commented the same thing so many times... no one cares
@@shygxrl r/whooosh
Fuckin' Nobody you know for damn sure you’ve never been on reddit.
44:39 when deby answered I started scream laughing in the middle of the night. She's such a savage 😂