@Tarang Paradkar When Jimmy asked her what her secret was everyone assumed he was talking about the secret to her success (e.g. perseverance, studying, liking what you do). But then the secret was literally a secret--something you wouldn't tell anyone. Moreover, the secret was completely over the top. People didn't laugh because they like animal abuse, it's just that what Jimmy said was so far from what they expected that they found it funny. A classic example of British humour, in my opinion.
Was the title designed to troll Australians for a big view count? You do know there's only 12 of us, right? And our internet's so slow that Jimmy could have written us all individually and it would have made it here faster.
@Pol Fartin Says the kid who posted this "the entire rest of the world, smartass" followed by this "every international airport is considered a border, smartass." LOL Quit Farting in Pools, kid.
I once played violin at a wedding where the bride decided to go to the church on a horse. What she did not realise is that horse shoes are very slippery on cobble stones. So when the horse approached the church he slipped and fell sending the bride flying breaking her arm and gave the horse a heart attack in the process. Was a very memorable wedding.
Paul Wagstaff sorry i offended you paul (i’m not) but why should i?, i just thought it would be good idea and clearly it’s a good idea as 177 other people like it, also it’s not hard to do, they do it for other videos and they would know where it comes from when they get the clips, in a bit paul
Everyone saying it'd take a week: they literally go episode by episode from their own archives and know exactly which episode it is when they're creating these compilations. This isn't a damn fan channel, it's Channel 4's official YT channel. Not outlandish whatsoever to ask.
@Oxy The Moronic Genius. clearly not familiar with the slang are you? I meant where'd the pervert insult come from, in fairness Holly is cute and adorable
To answer Jon's question, it depends on context. For example, I have a binder of trading cards and I put the "The"s and "A"s under T and A, respectively, since that's where they would be if you Googled them. As for video games, I usually skip the "The" and do the second word.
0:05 even better version "Rob brushing his teeth is like painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Its takes so long, by the time he is finished it is time to start again.
Dignitas is a clinic in Swirzerland that helps, mostly, the elderly who no longer wish to live (they may suffer from stroke, or Alzheimer's or other issues that makes living very difficult). "Put to sleep" means both the literal meaning and to put someone to death (usually used when speaking of animals).
"Dignitas is a Swiss non-profit members' society providing assisted/accompanied suicide to those members of the organisation who suffer from terminal illness and/or severe physical and/or mental illnesses, supported by qualified Swiss doctors" googled it
"put to sleep" to mean both literal sleep, and death. You goto the vet to have your dog put to sleep. And Dignitas are the Swiss company who specialise in assisted suicide for the terminally ill who want to die.
@@craygroup what you stated was an opinion, which is your feelings, not facts. I said 'the gammon has arrived' which is a sentence without any mention of feelings. try again.
@@PeterSedesse Good call Peter. I get the feeling I would be like to be seen on the town with Rachel, but want to wake up and have breakfast with Susie. I think Rachel might be higher maintenance than a lot of guys would care for.
I don't know which Susie I prefer? The 1992 Susie or the 2018 Susie? Its remarkable how she has defied the years and been so loyal to the show and the 8 out of 10 spin-off.
The best Australian food is from Vili's, which is in Adelaide, South Australia. I'll have you know that South Australia was never a penal colony, and so it is not prison food.
Aussie cuisine can be summed up in one word.... PIES. No other country in the whole world has as many pies as we do. EVERY small town has its own bakery with its own variation on PIES. So if ya like PIES....ya know where ta live :-)
They've got a pretty ignorant view of Australian history... Sure, everyone except Indigenous Australians are a pretty mixed bag when it comes to culture because we all only rocked up to the continent in the last 150 years. For example, I'd have to say my culture is English/Scottish but that in itself is influenced by lifestyle and religion, as is everyone's culture, minus religion for some. Britain is in the same boat really. They've been inundated with migrants and refugees so their country is far more multicultural than it was 50 years ago. It's a low blow to accuse anyone of having no culture. It's the equivalent of suggesting someone has been raised by wolves or something. We're all raised in A culture.
Rachel was away for 2 shows, they got Claudia Winkleman for both and for her second appearance she brought Rob Brydon. EDIT: I wrote Rob Brydon I meant Rob Beckett, that's my bad. The episode is season 8 episode 8, aired on the 10th of March 2016. Enjoy!
Sorry it's a couple of days late!! So... what are YOUR favourite things about Australia?! goo.gl/efseuY
Its not the UK...
Adam Hills
Kangaroos, they taste great.
me. 😂 (just kidding, The Hemsworth brothers)
Margot Robbie
Sam’s “stop it” at 9:49 cracks me up.
Nick Owens yeah and only Myles seemed to appreciate it!! Best bit of the whole video 😆.
Amazing.
I remembered it out of nowhere, and I just spent 15 minutes looking for it
@@lanceuppercut7477 myles appreciates everything hahaha
9:45
"it just takes two goes at me."
"stop it." 😂🙈 =favorite countdown dialogue
The "I once kicked a dog to death" was so out of left field I couldn't stop laughing! LOL
@Tarang Paradkar When Jimmy asked her what her secret was everyone assumed he was talking about the secret to her success (e.g. perseverance, studying, liking what you do). But then the secret was literally a secret--something you wouldn't tell anyone. Moreover, the secret was completely over the top. People didn't laugh because they like animal abuse, it's just that what Jimmy said was so far from what they expected that they found it funny.
A classic example of British humour, in my opinion.
@Pol Fartin I was replying to someone else who didn't get the joke.
@Pol Fartin Whatever butters your croissant, hotshot.
@@InklanUtterfield But when you read it like that..
Its one of favorite jokes from Jimmy
3:12 "That's all well and good, but just tell us where your gold is buried." Johnny Vegas is amazing lmao
That delivery was spot on xD
The “Aw for fucks sake” always kills me.
It’s the fact it takes him a second to figure it out too that gets me beat!
Sean lock stills making us smile even though we are all so sad of his passing, god bless Sean.
He will always be in my thoughts as it was him who inspired me to do stand up
Was the title designed to troll Australians for a big view count? You do know there's only 12 of us, right? And our internet's so slow that Jimmy could have written us all individually and it would have made it here faster.
So you're not denying there's only 12 of you guys?
Andre Antunes Mendes There is only 12 of us.
I don't mean to cause a panic but... I think I saw a thirteenth!
:o
Come on guys let’s be realistic there’s at least 20 of us
OH MY GOD! WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO ABOUT THIS CHRONIC LEVEL OF OVER POPULATION? I suggest a cull of Carlton supporters.
This is what you say at the Australian border “just let me inmate”.
@Pol Fartin I think you meant customs... Borders separate two or more countries on land...
@Pol Fartin Says the kid who posted this "the entire rest of the world, smartass" followed by this "every international airport is considered a border, smartass." LOL Quit Farting in Pools, kid.
Well, this was fun.
Well swimming to Australia isn’t like swimming the English Channel. Just thought you should know 🤣
where
How have you guys not made a Miles Jupp compilation of him losing it at other guests ahah please
same with Sean, if someone cracks him up I lose it
Hey, that's not a bad idea! Maybe we will...
:O Yes, please!!!
...well? You've had an hour.
Think it'll take some time to compile, mate^
'Joke's on you, mate. The A42 doesn't go anywhere near Hemel Hempstead.' Crying!
Lol "I like sugar, it makes me sleepy"
"Sam trained as a vet. Then went to comedy. And he's known in both worlds for his put-downs."
Ooh come on Jimmy! That was cold!! Hahaha
This selection really made me howl with laughter, especially 'well, all your food is really prison food'.
Carol B 1412 Can you please explain it to me? I just don't get it.
As an Australian i found it deeply hilarious
Teaaholic, the UK used to send their prisoners to Australia, which to my understanding was basically how it was colonised.
Not in South Australia :)
+Drabswin
"a time when stealing " - the important word their is stealing. You fucking convict.
Rob Beckett's teeth jokes crack me up every time. But he always took them in good humour, top bloke.
I once played violin at a wedding where the bride decided to go to the church on a horse. What she did not realise is that horse shoes are very slippery on cobble stones. So when the horse approached the church he slipped and fell sending the bride flying breaking her arm and gave the horse a heart attack in the process. Was a very memorable wedding.
....and then everyone got drunk?
@@chopperaxon6171 yes and no matter how well I played pachebel canon or air in g. The marriage was doomed
Thats why you dont pick a horse as your wedding car. Donkeys are much safer.
Can you put what series and episode it is in the corner pleaseeee
Why don't you find out what series and episode they are for him and he'll add them? Joe
ALANSHEARERISGOD they do that for the normal EOOTC compilations. So it's not as outlandish as you're making it out to be.
Paul Wagstaff sorry i offended you paul (i’m not) but why should i?, i just thought it would be good idea and clearly it’s a good idea as 177 other people like it, also it’s not hard to do, they do it for other videos and they would know where it comes from when they get the clips, in a bit paul
Everyone saying it'd take a week: they literally go episode by episode from their own archives and know exactly which episode it is when they're creating these compilations.
This isn't a damn fan channel, it's Channel 4's official YT channel. Not outlandish whatsoever to ask.
I check in wikipedia epsiodes
Of COURSE it's 'Lord of the Rings, The'...! Anything else would be ABSURD, Jon!
That clip always has confused me because anyone as organized as he claims to be would always skip over the articles “a” and “the”
@@obi-wan-jacobi840 more likely that he was in Lord of the Flies!
I was laughing throughout this. So good. All of them
8:03 is the most blindsided I've been by a punchline in awhile.
you'd think with all the advertising they do for this show on their youtube channel, they'd film more series
K Reo jimmy is on tour, I just saw him live. They’ll probably do more in the future.
J They filmed the all female Show earlier this June, so I'm pretty sure the filming of the upcoming series has already finished
it only takes 2 weeks to film...they probably done it already. Just those lazy C4 editors... :P
New series kicks off next week with the all female episode
One acronym...ADP
You guys should make a Sam Simmons compilation. “Can daddy have a biscuit?”.
Jimmy SLAMS the entire nation of Australia and apparently all 6 of them are pissed.
arya6085, there's 12 of us and 8 dogs 😂
“Can daddy have a biscuit”
“Can papi have a cookie”
- Sam
"That's all well and good, but just tell us where your gold is buried." Lmao
Rachel at 0:55 though. Probably her best look.
naaa early episodes her white dress
Looks like some kind of fetish outfit tbh.
WOULD BANG!!!
"fetish" lol okie buddy
which episode is that? I judge which episode I have seen from her dress
Sean and Bob.... what a team!!!!
alex brookers reaction at 5:14 cracks me up!!!
i love so hard at snow part... amazing
3:14 just shut up and tell us where your gold is 😂
It's the kind of humour us Aussies dish out so we love it.
Ah, the old convict putdown! The funny thing is, all the convicts were British. After they died out, only Australians were left...
Revelatory.
Im not saying rob's got big teeth ..but at summer solistice druids make a pilgrimage to his mouth.
pfft.
Jimmy carr knows how to steer into the comebacks
I like how Sam picked up the foreign lingo straight up once informed, "tap-arse".
Holly is so cute and adorable :3
@Oxy The Moronic Genius. mate what even
@Oxy The Moronic Genius. clearly not familiar with the slang are you?
I meant where'd the pervert insult come from, in fairness Holly is cute and adorable
*“Suzie gets posted words but when she’s off the clock she doesn’t give a shit”*
It’s funny because it’s true hah
Jimmy SLAMS the Entire Nation of Australia??? What three people.
Our population is more than 1/3 of the UK.
and 6x as big.... might as well let the wildlife vote
Three? There’s at least 20 mate come on
millertas what three people? What does that mean?
millertas
There's more than three Australians?
To answer Jon's question, it depends on context. For example, I have a binder of trading cards and I put the "The"s and "A"s under T and A, respectively, since that's where they would be if you Googled them. As for video games, I usually skip the "The" and do the second word.
Suzie is such a knockout!
5:03 is absolute gold
We need Johhny Vegas and Ed Gamble on a team together just for the diabetes jokes
Counter attack is reported: 600 spiders, 200 snakes and a trained koala hunting for weird haircuts led by Paul Hogan.
You’re done, Boris
Did anybody else notice that Sara's moustache was upside down?
“Tappers Menu” 🤣
0:05 even better version
"Rob brushing his teeth is like painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Its takes so long, by the time he is finished it is time to start again.
It wasn't a better version
Rachel Riley is fit AF, my goodness. 😍
Nah, I like immensely brilliant, funny, and athletic women
'All your food is prison food' love it. Kiwi here.
Sara and Jimmy tag teamed him 😂
1:47 Can someone explain what Jimmy said pls?
Dignitas is a Swiss assisted suicide company.
Dignitas is a clinic in Swirzerland that helps, mostly, the elderly who no longer wish to live (they may suffer from stroke, or Alzheimer's or other issues that makes living very difficult). "Put to sleep" means both the literal meaning and to put someone to death (usually used when speaking of animals).
"Dignitas is a Swiss non-profit members' society providing assisted/accompanied suicide to those members of the organisation who suffer from terminal illness and/or severe physical and/or mental illnesses, supported by qualified Swiss doctors"
googled it
"put to sleep" to mean both literal sleep, and death. You goto the vet to have your dog put to sleep. And Dignitas are the Swiss company who specialise in assisted suicide for the terminally ill who want to die.
Jimmy had to slam him cause Sara couldn't.
bftb female comedian, shit? Shocking
@@craygroup the gammon has arrived
Chigz facts don't care about your feelings.
@@craygroup what you stated was an opinion, which is your feelings, not facts. I said 'the gammon has arrived' which is a sentence without any mention of feelings. try again.
Chigz what I stated was a cold hard fact.
I had a friend who thought Sugar Diabetes was a Greek Boxer!!!
:P
micko11154 he was but he lost his legs during a fight
Is anyone else nursing a massive crush on Susie?
I'd go with Susie, but i'd be thinking of Rachel
I reckon she goes like a freight train in bed. Seriously hot woman.
Susie and Rachel are like the old Mary Ann or ginger debates.
@@PeterSedesse Good call Peter. I get the feeling I would be like to be seen on the town with Rachel, but want to wake up and have breakfast with Susie. I think Rachel might be higher maintenance than a lot of guys would care for.
🖐
I read where Dent likes Jimmy’s insults because they mean she’s really part of the group.
I don't know which Susie I prefer? The 1992 Susie or the 2018 Susie? Its remarkable how she has defied the years and been so loyal to the show and the 8 out of 10 spin-off.
what they refer to as "slamming" in the 10 minute video happens at 10:24
Someone please make a best moments with Sam Simmons this guy is bloody hilraious
just happy to see hemel mentioned lol
Nice video👌👌👍👍❤❤
Pretty funny bunch of convicts that kick your arse at everything
I love the Australian accent when they shout
Sam Simmon's accent is especially nasally. We dont all sound as bogan as him. ;)
8:04 Helloooooo Suzi !!
The best Australian food is from Vili's, which is in Adelaide, South Australia. I'll have you know that South Australia was never a penal colony, and so it is not prison food.
"i was at a wdding and the bride was shot."
i'd call that a good honeymoon
i'd call that a good shot ;)
Kudos to all the aussies who can take a joke.
Eduardo Daniel Kucharsky Terrazas I think they all can.
@Pol Fartin is that your only memory from your stretch?
@Pol Fartin Wow. Vivid imagination. How are the children's books coming along, by the way? Have you finished reading one yet?
@Pol Fartin thanks honey. Have a doughnut.
@Pol Fartin (oh, I should have added: I'm not British!)
‘technically all your food is prison food’ done out ere
Tap ARSE menu 😂
Well spotted.
the Johnny Vegas diabetes is too much xD
10:24 is when Jimmy slams the entire nation of Australia
Don’t understand joke at 5:30 please explain?
Mr. Mortimer owns that one!
i love [no homo] alex's face when he laughs
i love these
Aussie cuisine can be summed up in one word.... PIES. No other country in the whole world has as many pies as we do. EVERY small town has its own bakery with its own variation on PIES. So if ya like PIES....ya know where ta live :-)
While for savoury pies that might be true, I would argue we are lacking in the dessert pie area.
yes, perhaps we have room to improve.....or maybe we leave that culinary avenue to the French ;-)
We have Manu for that lol
It's actually funny because "pies" in Polish means "dog". I was quite shocked reading that
haha, it would be more funny if we were talking about Korea instead. They love their 'Pies' too...
Jimmy Slams entire nation of Australia??? I'm still waiting...
For sentencing?
@@harfast10 😂😂😂😂 Well.played, mate.
UK comedy is miles ahead of the game,
I love Jonny Vegas. Hes awesome !!
MichaelKingsfordGray what?
his ex wife is fineeee
8:40 is my favorite part
She took that way too personally
Someone explain the joke at 0:50?
Muhammad Kamil it’s a joke about dogging spots/a spot people go for sex
What is dignitas 1:47?
Susie is SO PRETTY it kills me! But also Aisling. And Rachel, duh.
1:03 " . . and the A42 doesn't go near Hemel Hempstead . . ." thus making it *outside* Hemel Hempstead!
Sean lock looks like the old man in courage the cowardly dog
Eustace!
Does anyone know the full name of the Comedian in Dictionary Corner ? Sam.. something ? I like that guy and would like to look up his work.
Sam Simmons
@@paulelroy6650 Thank you
I'm Australian and never heard of him.
I was at blockbuster before it closed down and we always ignored The, so The Hobbit would be labeled under H but all Bond films were under 0 lol
This was hilarious
I don't know if you already have one but you should make a Sam Simmon's compilation
I hearty eyes Aisling
They've got a pretty ignorant view of Australian history... Sure, everyone except Indigenous Australians are a pretty mixed bag when it comes to culture because we all only rocked up to the continent in the last 150 years. For example, I'd have to say my culture is English/Scottish but that in itself is influenced by lifestyle and religion, as is everyone's culture, minus religion for some. Britain is in the same boat really. They've been inundated with migrants and refugees so their country is far more multicultural than it was 50 years ago. It's a low blow to accuse anyone of having no culture. It's the equivalent of suggesting someone has been raised by wolves or something. We're all raised in A culture.
Why can't I find the episode where Sam Simmons smashes the heads of lettuce? pllllease help
0:13 what did rob say?
Who the hell is that by the letters at 8:19?
BradTheThird I think it's Claudia Winkleman?
Yes Claudia winkleman
Rachel was away for 2 shows, they got Claudia Winkleman for both and for her second appearance she brought Rob Brydon.
EDIT: I wrote Rob Brydon I meant Rob Beckett, that's my bad. The episode is season 8 episode 8, aired on the 10th of March 2016. Enjoy!
who knows which episodes where that?
+Fjodor van den Broek I edited my comment above for you. Thought I'd write a direct reply just in case.
5:44 underrated
4:57 is that Harry fucking Maguire on the drums
He's actually right. They don't have culture because they are "already better"
Who’s in Rachel’s chair at 8:18?!
Toothless a randy panda
Someone please tell the name of that Australian comedian in the last clip 😂
Sam Simmons, he has a short set at the Apollo that's really good
@@NoahHughes116 Thank you
Jesus, Bob’s hands are miniscule
Poms never liked that we noticed their horrible washing habits.
Aussies don't like that we moticed they don't wash and their birds look like weight lifting geezers.
They truly got the worst Aussie to be on the show. Any Aussie worth their salt is a natural born sarcastic insult comic.
4:44 thats inaccurate, Jimmy.
It was more like
1 potato
2 potato
3 potato
Famine.