Jimmy Carr's SAVAGE Joke For Nish Kumar | Insults Pt. 7 | 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown

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  • @Channel4Entertainment
    @Channel4Entertainment  6 років тому +115

    What was YOUR favourite insult?!
    Watch the FULL series on All 4: goo.gl/dX8j9P

    • @derekpink
      @derekpink 6 років тому +2

      The “poverty and crime” joke.

    • @CatsAreRubbish
      @CatsAreRubbish 6 років тому +3

      I would rather staple my ball bag to my ring-piece than watch anything on All 4.

    • @rowredround7206
      @rowredround7206 6 років тому +1

      43 seconds of Nish Jokes

    • @mauriceh7558
      @mauriceh7558 6 років тому +6

      my fave insult was when channel 4 thought a countdown with all women would be funny

    • @uniquerebeljaney3639
      @uniquerebeljaney3639 6 років тому

      Sean Lock's blood-nog level is dangerously high lol

  • @matf6661
    @matf6661 5 років тому +1154

    I wonder how many hours of my life i have spent watching these compilations

  • @distantcoff7391
    @distantcoff7391 3 роки тому +614

    "Get a job in a jelly factory mate." Is pure unadulterated genius.

    • @distantcoff7391
      @distantcoff7391 3 роки тому +3

      @Teamgeist yes it is
      Init

    • @boahnation9932
      @boahnation9932 3 роки тому +2

      I don't get it haha, did it mean something or was it just the randomness of it that was funny?

    • @distantcoff7391
      @distantcoff7391 3 роки тому +21

      @@boahnation9932 yeah the ludicrous nonsensical nature of the comeback was funny coz it was bizarrely random ridiculousness of it.
      Having said that, where better to work if you want to square and cube things❓

    • @Percy0412
      @Percy0412 3 роки тому +13

      The REAL context is that this comment came off the back of a guest using square and cube powers in the numbers game to reach the target, which is against the rules. Jelly is typically portioned in square or cube based shapes, hence the jelly factory.

    • @jeremiahdicho8422
      @jeremiahdicho8422 Рік тому +2

      @@Percy0412 the Cubing Square was none other than Richard Ayoade.

  • @zahawolfe
    @zahawolfe 3 роки тому +205

    Rachel: “I thought it was going to be a dancing joke, that’s fine”
    Jimmy: “she’s also shit at dancing”
    😂 absolutely killed me

  • @cipher88101
    @cipher88101 5 років тому +329

    I like how he pokes fun at them, but still manages to plug all of their achievements.

  • @andrewadams2867
    @andrewadams2867 4 роки тому +179

    “If you didn’t see Rachel dance on Strictly just imagine a giraffe with BSE trying to ice skate on rollerblades during an earthquake on planet made of jelly”. That’s gold 😂

  • @swapnilbatle
    @swapnilbatle 6 років тому +1059

    The fact that he can make different jokes on similar characteristics of the guests every time is commendable. Jimmy is a great writer.

    • @PolemicContrarian
      @PolemicContrarian 6 років тому +166

      You think he doesn't have a team of writers? LOL!

    • @mattoniy2840
      @mattoniy2840 6 років тому +122

      He heads up his own material, one of the reasons he's hired so much. Its all his own style. If he has writers he uses the same across programmes

    • @thedunyadoneya2628
      @thedunyadoneya2628 6 років тому +142

      He definitely has writers. Sometimes you can tell the joke has taken him by surprise (on one particular episode, I think the joke was about jon, and he couldn't help himself from laughing afterwards and admitted the joke took him by surprise).

    • @swapnilbatle
      @swapnilbatle 6 років тому +21

      I have also watched his stand-up, so yeah, he is a great writer. I mean Frankie Boyle used to work for this guy.

    • @BNL07604
      @BNL07604 6 років тому +3

      @Mr C That must've been magic.

  • @joosewv
    @joosewv 3 роки тому +98

    It's funny how the real insult from Jimmy is when he's not comfortable enough with a guest to actually insult them

  • @marcuscross8051
    @marcuscross8051 6 років тому +605

    5:01 "improv marathon" sounds like she spontaneously decided to run 26 miles.

    • @wernt0
      @wernt0 6 років тому +10

      Soo... Forest Gump?

    • @Relyx
      @Relyx 6 років тому +6

      that's literally what i understood it as.... fml

    • @robbo1979
      @robbo1979 6 років тому

      Marcus Cross Töy

    • @Sammie1053
      @Sammie1053 5 років тому +5

      "Do you want to run this marathon with me?"
      _Yes, and_ I'll go for a swim afterwards

  • @itsokay7989
    @itsokay7989 3 роки тому +21

    The Danny Dyer jokes are just the best. And Danny always seems to love it.

  • @bmw320i2
    @bmw320i2 6 років тому +1638

    At least I don’t look like a vampire who’s temping.

    • @lilaclayton2656
      @lilaclayton2656 6 років тому +3

      bmw320i2 what does temping mean ? LOL

    • @yarkmates3409
      @yarkmates3409 6 років тому +48

      I think in this context ‘temping’ would be standing in as a part time presenter.

    • @bmw320i2
      @bmw320i2 6 років тому +57

      Lila Clayton the act of working temporarily for a business, company, etc, esp as an office worker

    • @killerkeller1332
      @killerkeller1332 6 років тому +4

      This to me would be a compliment

    • @GrantfromEarth
      @GrantfromEarth 6 років тому

      Someone who is filling in

  • @brownbobdowney
    @brownbobdowney 6 років тому +412

    Suzie's "if only you knew" lip bite at 7:15 got me like...

    • @callumthorogood7631
      @callumthorogood7631 6 років тому +51

      @Kojii Naz u spelt spelling wrong

    • @natashataylor5844
      @natashataylor5844 6 років тому +95

      Callum Thorogood I think that was part of the joke

    • @callumthorogood7631
      @callumthorogood7631 6 років тому +27

      @@natashataylor5844 WHOOSH

    • @thedunyadoneya2628
      @thedunyadoneya2628 6 років тому +16

      @@fleimlehner she probably wouldn't touch you with a bargepole though

    • @Punnikin1969
      @Punnikin1969 6 років тому +20

      Lip byte? She has digital lips? When did this happen?

  • @kedabro1957
    @kedabro1957 4 роки тому +22

    8:35 ... Susie was genuinely touched that the guy beside her seemed pissed that she was being spoken about so obscenely.

    • @TheComixkid2099
      @TheComixkid2099 Рік тому +1

      Don't you know who that is? That's Sean Bean

  • @zzlai6235
    @zzlai6235 6 років тому +31

    5:17 That espresso martini was so strong that even Jimmy's voice changed

    • @1chelseafanatic1
      @1chelseafanatic1 6 років тому

      Ok 👍🏻 ZZ Lai

    • @zyaicob
      @zyaicob 3 роки тому

      I wish i could bottle the feeling of Jimmy tasting that thing for the first time

    • @PixelBaller
      @PixelBaller Рік тому

      Pity he called it 'expresso'

  • @foreverofthestars4718
    @foreverofthestars4718 5 років тому +53

    I love claudia, she always seems so happy

    • @waynenorth5322
      @waynenorth5322 4 роки тому +8

      My ex once had a dream I was shaggin Claudia - gutted I didnt have that dream, life's shit

    • @Sam-qh1sh
      @Sam-qh1sh 4 роки тому +3

      ForeverOfTheStars that’s the antidepressants for you

    • @_thenidefyyoustars
      @_thenidefyyoustars 3 роки тому +2

      Because she's off her face on drugs.

  • @NeoDragoN7676
    @NeoDragoN7676 6 років тому +25

    "....his daughters first word was Grandad" that really made me laugh :)

  • @jimsvideos7201
    @jimsvideos7201 4 роки тому +79

    Suzie has never had to chase it and you know it.

  • @lukeskywalker2913
    @lukeskywalker2913 4 роки тому +32

    I swear David is the only one who claps back at Jimmy after being insulted

  • @darraghtate440
    @darraghtate440 5 років тому +39

    That punchline at 8:45 came out of absolutely nowhere. Majestic.

    • @laurennn9666
      @laurennn9666 5 років тому +2

      I haven’t even watched it yet but I know exactly which punchline this is about

    • @HoriaNeagu
      @HoriaNeagu Рік тому

      @@laurennn9666 It can only be the "glory holes" one or the "chasing cock" bit.

  • @paulhardacre7818
    @paulhardacre7818 5 років тому +5

    Rachel's "No" at 1.42...priceless!!

  • @austinreid5032
    @austinreid5032 3 роки тому +2

    The best bit of that was the Danny Dyer reference on Who do you think you are. Hes actually a descendant of Royalty lol 😆

  • @EliThePuzzler
    @EliThePuzzler 4 роки тому +8

    "I've got an Espresso Martini that could wake the dead!"

  • @utilitarian
    @utilitarian 4 роки тому +8

    Jon’s last comeback about a job in a key factory was brilliant

    • @dennfoo
      @dennfoo 2 роки тому

      Jelly factory

    • @utilitarian
      @utilitarian 2 роки тому +1

      @@dennfoo fat fingers lol

  • @DylsFootyRamble
    @DylsFootyRamble Рік тому +2

    The Jonny Vegas storage hunters one was brilliant 😂

  • @W_O_L_F_666
    @W_O_L_F_666 5 років тому +8

    “I’ve got a espresso martini that could wake the dead” 5:21

  • @ferguscullen8451
    @ferguscullen8451 6 років тому +145

    Good stuff as always. Rachel and Susie comeback compilation next?

    • @Simonio8
      @Simonio8 5 років тому +13

      I think you need to watch that one on Pornhub.

    • @boblee896
      @boblee896 3 роки тому +1

      @@Simonio8 send me the link

    • @martinolsen007
      @martinolsen007 2 роки тому

      @@Simonio8 sign me in

  • @A-small-amount-of-peas
    @A-small-amount-of-peas 6 років тому +662

    Channel 4 are not above spelling savage in all caps to to ensure its more clickbaity

    • @kingda117
      @kingda117 6 років тому +28

      That's the nature of the medium. It's like dressing up as a ghost to frighten folks and not going "oooooh oooooh ooooooh"

    • @rocker4577
      @rocker4577 6 років тому +8

      Channel 4 are not above much I think - vermin so low they could parachute from snakes arseholes.

    • @martinquince1688
      @martinquince1688 5 років тому +9

      Very true...…. and yet you still clicked.

    • @paulsymonds499
      @paulsymonds499 5 років тому

      INTERESTING POINT

    • @MMKLYH
      @MMKLYH 5 років тому +6

      The fact that you are triggered by a UA-cam channel writing a word in all capitals really worries me

  • @geekaydee6303
    @geekaydee6303 5 років тому +120

    wait, did Jimmy Carr just call it an eXpresso?

    • @gd7681
      @gd7681 4 роки тому +5

      He gets many commonly mispronounced words wrong.

  • @Irfanhill
    @Irfanhill 3 роки тому +4

    The "finished Tinder" line was genius.

  • @beckiewelch357
    @beckiewelch357 6 років тому +15

    Love Sean's reactions 😂

  • @gabrielpatten6939
    @gabrielpatten6939 3 роки тому +5

    "Just imagine a giraffe with BSE trying to ice-skate on rollerblades during an earthquake on a planet made of jelly"

  • @BergenDev
    @BergenDev 6 років тому +8

    5:21 He called it expresso? savage! Espresso!

  • @MARTINA-gc3tq
    @MARTINA-gc3tq 4 роки тому +37

    Nish tell that Brexit joke that went down so well at the Lord's Taveners' Christmas lunch.

    • @kedabro1957
      @kedabro1957 4 роки тому

      I don't get it.

    • @CH-bp6mc
      @CH-bp6mc 4 роки тому +3

      @@kedabro1957 Someone got mad at him for a Brexit joke and someone threw bread at him. I saw him live at my uni he was funny.

  • @nolankuffner3573
    @nolankuffner3573 4 роки тому +1

    That wardrobe joke is a headshot fired from 5000m with pinpoint accuracy.
    I'm glad Rachel wears what she's clearly comfortable in though.

  • @paulsnow5664
    @paulsnow5664 5 років тому +4

    I might have to start watching this I can't stop watching these videos haha watching it while walking I look a right idiot haha

  • @kanervatie
    @kanervatie 4 роки тому +3

    8:25 Christ Allmighty that is perfection.

  • @VLNST_
    @VLNST_ 6 років тому +146

    Rachel at 1:42 lolll

    • @unicorn7337
      @unicorn7337 6 років тому +8

      She totally knew it was coming! 😂

    • @ScoopMeisterGeneral
      @ScoopMeisterGeneral 6 років тому +23

      @Chris Landry She wouldn't feel it, though.

  • @II-df6dw
    @II-df6dw 5 років тому +7

    The first joke was too true 😂

  • @louismitchell2285
    @louismitchell2285 6 років тому +291

    can we get one about Rhod Gilbert plz!

  • @DodderingOldMan
    @DodderingOldMan 6 років тому +20

    Ha, I do love the fact that this show has a 7 part series devoted purely to insults... and plenty more to come, I'm sure :P

  • @stevieh9860
    @stevieh9860 5 років тому +3

    Danny Dyer was on “Who do you think you are?” His was a special edition called “ Who the fuck are YOU looking at?”

  • @kardRatzinger
    @kardRatzinger 6 років тому +7

    5:20 Jimmy actually said "expresso"

  • @atrumluminarium
    @atrumluminarium 3 роки тому +6

    Suzie is such a good sport, her insults seem much harsher on average

  • @erikjansen1990
    @erikjansen1990 6 років тому +7

    I still love these! Make one out of the best distractions during the game 👌🏻

  • @sammorris4722
    @sammorris4722 5 років тому +9

    9:13 joke's on Jimmy, Danny was revealed to descend from royalty 😄😄

    • @calleolsen9359
      @calleolsen9359 4 роки тому +6

      Sam Morris
      Yeah a royal pain in the arse

  • @emmacassidy8482
    @emmacassidy8482 6 років тому +85

    I can well imagine Susie Dent being a swinger.

    • @kneazle3603
      @kneazle3603 5 років тому +3

      Emma Cassidy swingers tend to be a bit thick, I doubt it

    • @bookl0ver
      @bookl0ver 4 роки тому +1

      It's always the quiet, sweet seeming ones.

  • @antibullshit2732
    @antibullshit2732 6 років тому +35

    That joke about Nish and his dad always makes me laugh

    • @voodoochile333
      @voodoochile333 6 років тому +1

      Anti Bullshit get a better sense of humour

    • @politure
      @politure 6 років тому +10

      @@voodoochile333 Mr miserable 😬

    • @bennym5244
      @bennym5244 2 роки тому

      Because it's true.

  • @thebuffmister90
    @thebuffmister90 3 роки тому +3

    I've been down this UA-cam rabbit hole all day. I regret nothing.

  • @dannyashton6234
    @dannyashton6234 4 роки тому +3

    That anaesthetic joke was brilliant

  • @BlueAversion
    @BlueAversion 4 роки тому +3

    7:29 Actually managed this one
    5+6=11. 75x11=825. 825+50=875 875+3=878.

  • @whooodat3723
    @whooodat3723 6 років тому +39

    Jimmy's a goddamn savage 😬😂😂😂

    • @voodoochile333
      @voodoochile333 6 років тому +1

      Just think how savage you could be with a team of scriptwriters

  • @kineticsavant2256
    @kineticsavant2256 Рік тому

    How many years do you reckon I can keep rewatching these before I by-heart them!

  • @tanzeemahmed7196
    @tanzeemahmed7196 6 років тому +11

    A compilation of Jon being smug would be good.

  • @rolandp.6133
    @rolandp.6133 6 років тому +75

    completed tinder !

    • @Kyle_Hubbard
      @Kyle_Hubbard 6 років тому +4

      Now I wished I'd been on tinder, the one and only time to be on tinder.

    • @Kyle_Hubbard
      @Kyle_Hubbard 6 років тому

      Fip, Only thirsty for your tight brown star.

  • @leehutchinson1955
    @leehutchinson1955 3 роки тому

    That put down about Suzie being the only woman in Britain to have completed Tinder 😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @frankl4750
    @frankl4750 5 років тому +1

    All these jokes about Rachel dancing over the years. Searching for it NOW

  • @SceneArtisan
    @SceneArtisan 6 років тому +27

    5:59,.. o_0 Excuse me,.. back in 10mins.

    • @Cyba_IT
      @Cyba_IT 5 років тому +3

      Those legs are just..... I can't even.....

  • @davidappelgate320
    @davidappelgate320 2 роки тому +1

    For the rest of us who always pause these videos to take a crack at the numbers and letters even though we're here for the jokes...
    5:17 ORMAGNIDE -> DREAMING (8 letters)
    7:29 (2+5) x (75+50) + 3 = 878

  • @MarkKeoghspace
    @MarkKeoghspace 5 років тому

    The comment about completing tinder... ended me... that was so funny. Lol

  • @rossy7
    @rossy7 Рік тому

    Love Jimmy Carr, his jokes are priceless! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @SapphireMist888
    @SapphireMist888 6 років тому +6

    Did anyone notice Jimmy's voice change when they were drinking?

  • @nathanharwin1990
    @nathanharwin1990 6 років тому +15

    Jimmy's voice after that drink ouch

  • @E-A-Z-Y
    @E-A-Z-Y 6 років тому +29

    We need new episodes 😖

    • @JohnD640
      @JohnD640 6 років тому +1

      New series started a few weeks back.

  • @dogbert102010
    @dogbert102010 4 роки тому +2

    I am on a mission to make that espresso martini it looks soooo good! Even with a silly straw it looks classy.

  • @Jambax
    @Jambax 6 років тому +11

    I'm gonna need the full video for that jelly joke pls.

    • @qwertyTRiG
      @qwertyTRiG 3 роки тому

      It's an episode with Richard Ayoade.

  • @laurenellis2309
    @laurenellis2309 6 років тому +55

    7:20
    (5x2)+6)=16
    16x50= 800
    75+3=78
    800+78=878

    • @abrarhaider4445
      @abrarhaider4445 6 років тому +16

      5+6= 11
      11*75 = 825
      825+50+3= 878

    • @ItsBenBrown
      @ItsBenBrown 6 років тому +2

      Lauren Ellis 5+6=11
      11 x 75 = 825
      825+50 = 875
      875+3 = 878

    • @swapnilbatle
      @swapnilbatle 6 років тому +11

      50+75 = 125
      125*(5+2) = 875
      +3 = 878

    • @TwistedSoul2002
      @TwistedSoul2002 6 років тому +2

      75 x 6 = 450
      450 / 2 = 225
      225 - 50 = 175
      175 x 5 = 875
      875 + 3 = 878

    • @monstrousgaara
      @monstrousgaara 6 років тому +1

      or 5+6= 11
      11*75 =825
      825+50+3=878

  • @Outland9000
    @Outland9000 6 років тому +2

    8:23 and 8:25 are belters 😆

  • @bigdisasterarea
    @bigdisasterarea 6 років тому +8

    You should make a video about Shawn's gritty peoms

  • @marcus7195
    @marcus7195 4 роки тому +1

    LOVE how Russell knew the punchline before it was said. (1:11)

  • @bazzingaman680
    @bazzingaman680 5 років тому +1

    Didn't know I had the same birthday as Jimmy Carr; Good to know.

  • @df4291
    @df4291 5 років тому +2

    Sean is like a British Brian Cranston

  • @goliath_red1102
    @goliath_red1102 3 роки тому +2

    1:42 😂😂

  • @rogersmart1393
    @rogersmart1393 4 роки тому +3

    Great entertainers. And Nish Kumar.

  • @chelseaelliott5277
    @chelseaelliott5277 6 років тому +13

    8:40

    • @dbp-wv1hs
      @dbp-wv1hs 6 років тому

      What does Richard Ayoade say in reaction to it?

  • @HappySinghT
    @HappySinghT 6 років тому +3

    Damn John really took the brunt of Russell's burns

  • @profeseurchemical
    @profeseurchemical 5 років тому +6

    a vampire whos temping xD

  • @mrmoran0077
    @mrmoran0077 5 років тому +1

    If you pause it at 1:54 the shadow of Seans glasses looks like he's drawn on some cats whiskers. You're welcome

  • @darrshanbhaskaran6433
    @darrshanbhaskaran6433 5 років тому +3

    love Claudia and her reaction!

  • @MrTargenor
    @MrTargenor 5 років тому

    Seans glases casts the wierdest shadows. Looks like he has whiskers!

  • @thewinspear7325
    @thewinspear7325 6 років тому +8

    Sean Lock's hair are just like the UK Doctors going down under.

  • @Jambax
    @Jambax 6 років тому +3

    I need the video for that jelly factory joke pls.

  • @peterms-
    @peterms- 6 років тому +1

    aarrrrrrrrrrrr now i know when i was conceded, 2 days before christmas arrrrrrr. thanks!

  • @JRWatchman85
    @JRWatchman85 6 років тому +3

    Jimmy is such a cheeky bastard...lol.

  • @tfderpin
    @tfderpin 4 місяці тому

    Yours is alcohol and you love alcohol, Roisin haha

  • @dafyddlloyd868
    @dafyddlloyd868 4 роки тому +3

    sadly, there will come a day when she discovers that John is her father. way funnier than the response indicated.

  • @mrcaboosevg6089
    @mrcaboosevg6089 4 роки тому +2

    Suzie is in her 50s and still a solid 8

  • @DissociatedWomenIncorporated
    @DissociatedWomenIncorporated 6 років тому +4

    A moment _was_ a 40th of an hour, but that's when an hour was one twelfth the time between sunrise and sunset, which obviously changes a lot depending on the time of year, at least unless you're by the equator. 90 seconds was the average, but it could be a low lower, or a lot higher. It comes from sundials.

  • @BNL07604
    @BNL07604 6 років тому +1

    SAVAGE!! (Little-runt-on-BGT reference.)

  • @holyheretic3185
    @holyheretic3185 2 роки тому +4

    Nish is always underrated he's always bad but always just having an absolute blast and it's so fun to watch! I'm sad America will never achieve this type of entertainment

    • @holyheretic3185
      @holyheretic3185 2 роки тому

      @Freddie Krueger what if we take him in exchange for corden?

  • @thesaxophoneboy
    @thesaxophoneboy 6 років тому +1

    4:33 they already used that joke with Sean Lock (angry dads that drink too much). Nothing wrong with that, just thought it was interesting!

  • @olibastain2138
    @olibastain2138 5 років тому +1

    His laugh

  • @Wemdiculous
    @Wemdiculous 6 років тому +1

    well rainman is a good dancer hes a very good dancer

  • @pablorages1241
    @pablorages1241 4 роки тому +2

    5:58 ... 2/3 of Rachel's body is legs

  • @VikingWizard
    @VikingWizard 5 років тому +3

    Can you please do a compilation of clips just involving Danny Dyer? Please!

  • @tealeavees
    @tealeavees 5 років тому +4

    How can people say Nish isn't funny in this video when he literally appears for about 10 seconds lol

  • @OverWims
    @OverWims 5 років тому +1

    7:30 did it in 10 seconds. 5x2=10. 10+6=16. 16x50=800. 800+75+3=878

  • @godzilla12325
    @godzilla12325 5 років тому

    Utter class, these are better than his stand up dvds

  • @stuzaza
    @stuzaza 5 років тому +1

    08:26 sweet jesus

  • @Anvilshock
    @Anvilshock 5 років тому +1

    That Wetherspoons one …

  • @DavidChow
    @DavidChow 6 років тому +13

    Savage 6:53