Jimmy Carr: Stand Up - Extended & Uncut

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  • Опубліковано 21 лис 2024

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  • @ingrid_mxx
    @ingrid_mxx Рік тому +57

    It's become my weekend routine to get something to drink and watch these specials. My neighbours probably think I'm crazy when they hear me constantly laughing like a maniac 😂 thank you Jimmy ❤

    • @Cloroqx
      @Cloroqx Рік тому +3

      Why would you make the comment section of a comedy special be so sad?

    • @evidentlynew2213
      @evidentlynew2213 8 місяців тому

      Not just you brother

    • @evidentlynew2213
      @evidentlynew2213 8 місяців тому

      @@Cloroqx💀

  • @ericanderson735
    @ericanderson735 Рік тому +10

    He seems humble and funny about all the “work” he has had done which is good. I just don’t understand why he would have it done in the first place, he always seemed so confident and secure in himself and getting older is part of life ! Can’t go back now but I hope you keep going because your stand up is amazing and is what the world needs

    • @Babunen
      @Babunen 3 місяці тому

      As you said.. he seemed confident and secured. Maybe that was not the case in reality.

  • @UldisBiz
    @UldisBiz 10 місяців тому +20

    What never ceases to amaze me is how Jimmy comes up with these witty and really funny comments on the spot. Like, some of them might be kind of prepared in advance as they have more general applications. But 'have you been hypnotized into defecating on the spot?' is definitely not possible to prepare for. While writing a really funny comedy material by itself is not something anyone can do (in fact, unfortunately, most stand-up comedians can't), these in-the-moment witty comments are just an absolute sign of comedy genius IMHO.

    • @luisgomez8635
      @luisgomez8635 7 місяців тому +1

      Hes hardly the first to do those type of jokes

    • @UldisBiz
      @UldisBiz 7 місяців тому

      @@luisgomez8635 specifically?

    • @adammitchell7403
      @adammitchell7403 2 місяці тому

      It's not on the spot it's just haven a brain an as I'm told a twisted sence of humour ... ie its comdey

  • @JoeeyTheeKangaroo
    @JoeeyTheeKangaroo Рік тому +45

    Thanks for uploading these. I have trouble falling asleep & these standups are excellent to fall asleep to.

    • @jonjonontheslotstv5247
      @jonjonontheslotstv5247 Рік тому +3

      Have you tried listening to the Ricky Gervais podcast?

    • @zarahbystrom3032
      @zarahbystrom3032 Рік тому +5

      I can't fall asleep to Jimmie because all my laughs wake me up again.,.

    • @BBLphilosopher
      @BBLphilosopher Рік тому

      I don’t know if that’s a compliment lmaooo

    • @JoeeyTheeKangaroo
      @JoeeyTheeKangaroo Рік тому

      ​@@BBLphilosopherit was a joke

    • @Babunen
      @Babunen 3 місяці тому

      ​@@jonjonontheslotstv5247 where can you listen it?

  • @donbronson2518
    @donbronson2518 Рік тому +33

    Good lord that lady at the start was asking for it! You can't tell Jimmy to move along you're just prolonging the inevitable. That was brilliant

  • @lumbahrye
    @lumbahrye Рік тому +13

    41:50 Did Jimmy just laugh... correctly?

  • @severussnape3311
    @severussnape3311 Рік тому +13

    I am currently watching this mans entire work and, i like it because it is *PROPPER ENGLISCH*.
    I'm planning to visit a show next year to pay, respects.

    • @BBLphilosopher
      @BBLphilosopher Рік тому

      He’s doing a tour right now go see him

    • @adz3420
      @adz3420 6 місяців тому

      you cant see him live if he's dead

  • @Bobthytart
    @Bobthytart Рік тому +4

    Glad to support you in anyway I can, RIP Sean Lock.

  • @eliwolf3620
    @eliwolf3620 Рік тому +5

    Yess!!! Please upload more full shows

  • @ONEDVSDVIT
    @ONEDVSDVIT Рік тому +100

    The Money's All Gone, But The Joke's Are Still Here

    • @CulinaireZaken
      @CulinaireZaken Рік тому +9

      Comming in through youtube again!

    • @everything.custom
      @everything.custom Рік тому +1

      Don't be sad, you can always make more money 🥲

    • @mykeday
      @mykeday Рік тому +16

      That's what he's telling the tax man anyway 😂

    • @adammitchell7403
      @adammitchell7403 2 місяці тому

      What would u do after the tax man bends u over an doesn't even use spit... 🤔

  • @LonelyHeartsChannel
    @LonelyHeartsChannel Рік тому +8

    I love Jimmy. He eases my pain😔

  • @JoeyP946
    @JoeyP946 11 місяців тому +3

    Amazing that these shows are free on youtube. This is top notch stuff

  • @resurrection1174
    @resurrection1174 Рік тому +2

    You recently said in a podcast "I'm good at telling jokes but not telling story's". I love the f****** way you just tell joke no filler.

  • @roynasser1
    @roynasser1 Рік тому +11

    Please make a new special.....I know all the existing ones by heart 😂

  • @AdrianMulligan
    @AdrianMulligan Рік тому +9

    He's the best...love him!😂

  • @Tonyhouse1168
    @Tonyhouse1168 Рік тому +16

    Jimmy’s hilarious. Screw the haters (not literally, they probably suck in bed).

  • @toolavish
    @toolavish 10 місяців тому +1

    First thing Ive noticed Is you seem to have gotten plastic surgery. Even if you odd you sill got there wit and humor enjoy your specials. Brings laughter into my life. Thank you Jimmy. Hoping for many more.

  • @Alex-vg7uu
    @Alex-vg7uu Рік тому +4

    Thanks Jimmy!

  • @FreakazoidRobots
    @FreakazoidRobots Рік тому +26

    Nobody can say Jimmy isn't smart. He trained his audience to applaud on command before he even got on the stage.

  • @VinnieG-
    @VinnieG- Рік тому +16

    Jimmy is hilarious with the audience 🤣

  • @car-pezaclu1394
    @car-pezaclu1394 Рік тому +2

    you a folking legend for uploading this on youtube. In full!

  • @74357175
    @74357175 Рік тому +4

    It's interesting to see which lines got cut...

  • @hopey7625
    @hopey7625 Рік тому +4

    Love me some jimmy

  • @Vivi-hj8jg
    @Vivi-hj8jg Рік тому +1

    Hilariously funny as always

  • @wickedbird1538
    @wickedbird1538 4 місяці тому

    😮😮thanks for giving a date for the routine. 😂😂😂❤❤❤

  • @RobBob-u2n
    @RobBob-u2n 10 місяців тому

    Love you Jimmy say something funny for a fan 😅❤

  • @zarahbystrom3032
    @zarahbystrom3032 Рік тому

    The Real King of Britain, all rise for Jimmie "king" Carr!!!!

  • @thenewb3189
    @thenewb3189 10 місяців тому

    Dude’s PowerPoint is better than many comics’ actual standup routines…wow!

  • @CarriganCooper
    @CarriganCooper Рік тому +2

    Jimmy you’re jokes are the funniest in the world

  • @warren52nz
    @warren52nz Рік тому +12

    *_If the girl at the beginning that Jimmy picked on is angry, she should realise that the reason he chose her was because she the was the best looking woman near the front. That's actually a compliment._*

    • @blackmaxbranning3666
      @blackmaxbranning3666 Рік тому

      Compliment*

    • @warren52nz
      @warren52nz Рік тому

      @@blackmaxbranning3666 Oh, right, thanks.

    • @blackmaxbranning3666
      @blackmaxbranning3666 Рік тому

      @@warren52nz neigh problem mush.

    • @blackmaxbranning3666
      @blackmaxbranning3666 Рік тому +1

      @@warren52nz beautiful font by the way.

    • @goldenpony822
      @goldenpony822 Рік тому

      My bet is h8s picks are based on body language and faciap tension, like gauging their mood and reaction before even picking or addressing someone

  • @dianecheney4141
    @dianecheney4141 Рік тому +2

    It’s not the jokes, it’s the hecklers

  • @SC-qm4df
    @SC-qm4df Рік тому +1

    Shoutout to Jimmy's accountant

  • @musicloverme3993
    @musicloverme3993 Рік тому +5

    The audience did not follow directions. They were sitting down!

  • @victoriawalley8483
    @victoriawalley8483 Рік тому +2

    Jimmy ❤

  • @CrouchingGrandpa
    @CrouchingGrandpa Рік тому

    Yeey Jimmyy woo.

  • @tjk_7352
    @tjk_7352 Рік тому +1

    I really expected a blind joke after that intro

  • @jasonforpresident5678
    @jasonforpresident5678 10 місяців тому

    1:04:54

  • @CRAZYCR1T1C
    @CRAZYCR1T1C 11 місяців тому +1

    Thumbs up for Jimmy please. He needs payment from UA-cam

  • @the.aquarion
    @the.aquarion Рік тому

    The Prince Charles joke hits different now LMAO

  • @vinayakpattar2091
    @vinayakpattar2091 Рік тому +1

    I am Jimmy Carr of the telly!!🎉

  • @jimbrown5552
    @jimbrown5552 Рік тому

    Thanks again for

  • @LorrdFfuzyLogik
    @LorrdFfuzyLogik Рік тому +2

    HELLO JACKIE. YOU LOOK NICE!

  • @andyday3571
    @andyday3571 Місяць тому

    Although the official cause of his death was asphyxia, Treves, who performed the postmortem, concluded that Merrick had died of a dislocated neck. The exact cause of Merrick's deformities is unclear, but in 1986 it was conjectured that he had Proteus syndrome. John Merrick

  • @normanwolfe7639
    @normanwolfe7639 11 місяців тому +1

    Should have said “please give it up for… Jamaica!

  • @DrJones36
    @DrJones36 Місяць тому

    After so many rewatches, I've just noticed that at 1:06:49, he mimes an injection and not finger clicking.

  • @thor9517
    @thor9517 Рік тому

    Thanks immy for the enternainment. I would love to get roasted by you, lol.

  • @oakley6884
    @oakley6884 22 дні тому

    Damn, I was born in 2005 😂😂

  • @paulboucher806
    @paulboucher806 Рік тому

    Either you're ill or you need to kick the Charlie mate

  • @musicloverme3993
    @musicloverme3993 Рік тому

    So Jimmy. Who were you before?

  • @telephoner-p3l
    @telephoner-p3l Рік тому

    Jimmy is "gooder"

  • @6egotronix
    @6egotronix Рік тому +1

    Hey Jimmy! Saw you in Bulgaria, it was great fun! However.....why did you come to eastern europe? Are you all that broke?! :P :D

  • @martinraxyz
    @martinraxyz Рік тому

    Who's that chap at the beginning?

  • @CONFLICTDC
    @CONFLICTDC Рік тому

    CLONE OR CANCER ?

  • @maskfal9600
    @maskfal9600 Рік тому +1

    what's up with the guy @ 6:31 (right of screen) ?? Dude looks scary!!

  • @steveosshenanigans
    @steveosshenanigans Рік тому

    Interestingly the yank part of this vid towards the end, is noticeably spoken slower and is spoken in a clearer voice……no doubt to appease the yanks

  • @NicolaiAwesome
    @NicolaiAwesome Рік тому

    All the Carol Vorderman jokes are making a little bit more sense now. I used to think Jimmy just liked picking on her. Instead it was because he really wanted to bang her. Maybe he got knocked back? 😂

  • @musicloverme3993
    @musicloverme3993 Рік тому

    53:56 Jimmy, these days you can be on fire if you are an EV.

  • @tuveuxlademocratieoutuveux4692

    *My goodness you lost weight Jimmy ! What happened ?...*

  • @MrMattyb05
    @MrMattyb05 Рік тому +1

    Looks like hes run out of adrenechrome

  • @rossdonnelly7923
    @rossdonnelly7923 Рік тому +1

    Sorry my man but ya look miserable after losing the bit of meet ya had on ya Sorry

  • @dianecheney4141
    @dianecheney4141 Рік тому

    Levothyroxin

  • @vegapunk-sx3yw
    @vegapunk-sx3yw Рік тому

    Damn...it was recorded the year i was born

  • @goodquestion8064
    @goodquestion8064 Рік тому +1

    Jimmy cut out the intro and go straight to the cut

  • @Gungnir762
    @Gungnir762 6 місяців тому

    Humour lost to the woke… but loved by humans…

  • @David-rj6zr
    @David-rj6zr Рік тому +1

    Skip all the talking and just fill program with ads. UA-cam has got shite

  • @RabbiHerschel
    @RabbiHerschel Рік тому

    Sneed

  • @crashalexander7232
    @crashalexander7232 Рік тому

    wow ....guess i been watching his ....old stuff ...he seems to have aged very rapidly ....wow.

  • @davidsmart8594
    @davidsmart8594 Рік тому

    No new material then?

  • @Scotty.doggins
    @Scotty.doggins Рік тому

    🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

  • @Oh_Nanners
    @Oh_Nanners Рік тому +1

    So Jimmy, when will you move out from the format of "series of jokes" and into a full show?

  • @hglbrg
    @hglbrg Рік тому +1

    Jimmy mate you are going full Michael Jackson lately. Hope you stop before that happens.

  • @KAMPEKItranslate
    @KAMPEKItranslate Рік тому +5

    Oh my God, it's Jimmy Carr, notorious rip off of Johnny Buss

  • @sparkyobrien649
    @sparkyobrien649 Рік тому

    we love Jimmy Carr ...
    but we know better than to go to a live show ...
    he can be ruthless if you catch his eye ...
    but he knows better than to single out the Indians !