Press Secretary Spins Wife's Death As A Positive

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  • Опубліковано 18 бер 2008
  • White House Press Secretary Ted Barrett deflects questions about the gruesome car wreck that killed his wife, instead focusing on the President's agenda.
    More coverage at: onion.com
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  • @RilaAudio
    @RilaAudio 2 місяці тому +1887

    I realised it was a skit when the journalists showed empathy.

    • @yolandastephens8773
      @yolandastephens8773 2 місяці тому +27

      😂😂 Thank you bc Im like "Is this real?? Did this really happen!?😂

    • @andrewgreenwood9068
      @andrewgreenwood9068 Місяць тому +8

      There is a surprising amount of rapport between Blinken and the journalists during state department press conferences.

    • @gbonkers666
      @gbonkers666 Місяць тому +2

      Awesome comment!

    • @SoldatHannes
      @SoldatHannes 7 днів тому

      Sad and i thought what a fkcn Machine :(

  • @byungkyup
    @byungkyup 4 роки тому +31951

    It's a bit inconsiderate of the wife to get into the accident so close to the briefing. He even had to miss important work meetings, to handle the aftermath of her thoughtless actions!

    • @GodinSpace
      @GodinSpace 4 роки тому +316

      They never actually say how it happened so it probably was her thoughtless actions merged onto the freeway going 25 mph

    • @jerryb4705
      @jerryb4705 4 роки тому +172

      I like how he left out that she was a raging alcoholic...

    • @FKAAYA
      @FKAAYA 4 роки тому +43

      What a bitch

    • @Chaosfury50
      @Chaosfury50 4 роки тому +22

      She even went with his real wide prism and got it destroyed. Now he no longer has diplomacy on his olive branch's interior.

    • @doctoroctopus2620
      @doctoroctopus2620 4 роки тому +6

      Walker G Everyone knows its not real you’re actually the dumb one because you can’t tell people being sarcastic

  • @Apachefog
    @Apachefog 9 місяців тому +4770

    So glad this is a satirical skit from the onion, because this is totally believable as the way someone in his position might respond to a shocking situation like that.

    • @chrissgchriss
      @chrissgchriss 9 місяців тому +169

      Lots of times when a loved one dies people don’t tell their co-workers so they won’t have to answer questions. They just need to work as a break from it all. No one at work knows.

    • @eightcoins4401
      @eightcoins4401 8 місяців тому +16

      Its almost like thats the joke

    • @Zero95923
      @Zero95923 8 місяців тому

      @@eightcoins4401no need to be a dick he is just pointing out that he’s glad it’s fake.

    • @santinovalfiore
      @santinovalfiore 8 місяців тому +10

      This was on my Facebook feed today. Good thing the reposted video was broken because it was portrayed as if it was real for a bit. I hate the abundance of dumb people.

    • @erlendbelsvik4654
      @erlendbelsvik4654 8 місяців тому +10

      Holy shit I thought it was real until I read the comments

  • @LoseMillion
    @LoseMillion 7 місяців тому +2389

    The fact that people are unironically using this for sigma edits is so stupidly funny for me

    • @alexandersegura1
      @alexandersegura1 7 місяців тому +34

      I was about to COMMENT THAT THNAK YOU 😂

    • @youtubeuser9496
      @youtubeuser9496 4 місяці тому +9

      Really? Do you have a link

    • @LoseMillion
      @LoseMillion 4 місяці тому

      @@youtubeuser9496
      www.youtube.com/watch/iUjYMrIdMxc

    • @LoseMillion
      @LoseMillion 4 місяці тому

      @@youtubeuser9496 ua-cam.com/users/shortsiUjYMrIdMxc

    • @LoseMillion
      @LoseMillion 4 місяці тому +58

      @@youtubeuser9496 No, youtube removes links. Copy and paste: "strong man not showing any emotion after his wife Died"

  • @cooeeoh9
    @cooeeoh9 12 років тому +22253

    I love his deadpan delivery --"Yeah, well, as you might expect, the pain's unlike anything I've ever experienced before" . I like this actor.

    • @giovanni848
      @giovanni848 4 роки тому +29

      cooeeoh9 how is there no comments😭

    • @knoven-
      @knoven- 4 роки тому +65

      Actor?

    • @Xenuos
      @Xenuos 4 роки тому +288

      "Actor"? Mr Ted Barrett is not an Actor, he was the White House Press Secretary.

    • @noahkarpinski1824
      @noahkarpinski1824 4 роки тому +30

      "But we have a lot to do today"

    • @101jir
      @101jir 3 роки тому +79

      It's weird, but under certain occasions that can legitimately happen (well not exactly but close). When I was 8 there was an error with the anesthetic when I had surgery. I remember _that_ the pain was maybe 3 or 4 times worse (hard to give a good estimate, but at least twice as bad as) the worst pain I was capable of conceiving of at the time. Today though, like I can talk about it completely straightfaced (27 now). There is no emotional impact thinking back to it at all, and while I can remember what the pain was like and where it was, I can't actually imagine the pain itself. It is a pretty strange feeling but that does happen.

  • @KatiePolo
    @KatiePolo 9 місяців тому +12576

    Props to The Onion for having this do the rounds 15 years later with people thinking it’s legit 😂

    • @anonymoussource5344
      @anonymoussource5344 9 місяців тому +24

      Good God, you nitwits. It’s the Onion!!!! It’s fake! Total satire!

    • @aceouane1478
      @aceouane1478 9 місяців тому +342

      youre right cause i saw this on a reel and had to look the onion up😭

    • @csotel
      @csotel 9 місяців тому

      @@anonymoussource5344 I saw this on social media nobody said it was from the onion

    • @bfb6602
      @bfb6602 9 місяців тому +95

      Lol it brought me here, when i heard about the kids i knew it had to be fake

    • @ibrahimabdo7242
      @ibrahimabdo7242 9 місяців тому +8

      ​@@bfb6602me too 😂

  • @twauma
    @twauma 7 місяців тому +1705

    I THOUGHT THIS WAS REAL
    THE ACTOR DESERVES A RAISE HE WAS SO BELIEVABLE

    • @azrielhabal6428
      @azrielhabal6428 7 місяців тому +94

      The actor playing the wife also killed it, flawless performance

    • @zeropoint3518
      @zeropoint3518 7 місяців тому +22

      @@azrielhabal6428yeah Megan broke a leg!

    • @chriswebster24
      @chriswebster24 7 місяців тому +1

      It was obvious that it wasn’t real. The fact that you thought it was real says a lot about you. This is how people like Obama and Biden are able to become president, and, then, years later, the people who voted for them are still convinced that they made the right decision.
      I often ask myself things like, “how could anyone have wanted this guy to be president?” Then, I watch CNN, and I think, “how could anyone not realize this is BS? Obviously, they are just telling a small part of the story, to try to make the freaks that they support look good.”
      Then, I see something like this, and I think, “that’s pretty funny. It would be crazy if someone really acted like that, right after their wife was killed in a car accident. It’s hilarious, because of how ridiculous it is. It was great how he kept such a straight face while saying all that.”
      Then, I come to the comment section, and I see people pretending like they thought it was real. Then, I realize they aren’t actually pretending. As hard as it is to believe, people are really that gullible. “How could anyone be so unbelievably simple-minded, to be that naive?” I wonder.
      Then, I think about all the crazy nonsense being reported on all the news channels, like CNN, and I think about all those people who voted for Biden, because they thought he’d be better than Trump.
      I remember all the people who actually thought Trump was secret best buddies with Vladimir Putin, and all the other craziness that’s been reported about him, that many people actually still believe, and, suddenly, it becomes clear to me: Half of the people in my country are absolute morons.
      It’s no wonder why everything’s going to crap. It’s terrifying to think about, but this is why we are in such trouble. This is why voting shouldn’t be for everyone. This is why stupid people shouldn’t be allowed to vote.

    • @FushiguroToji._.999
      @FushiguroToji._.999 6 місяців тому +1

      @@azrielhabal6428 💀

    • @merobot.6275
      @merobot.6275 5 місяців тому +1

      If actors weren’t good at acting, then nothing will ever be worth watching.

  • @tarfap.kpamber9732
    @tarfap.kpamber9732 4 місяці тому +40

    *asked about his wife, deflects because of his work
    *asked about his work, deflects because of his wife
    The Onion at its best.

  • @MorticiaObscurum
    @MorticiaObscurum 6 років тому +10328

    Man, the line drop with his children's condition came outta nowhere.

  • @cadettipk
    @cadettipk 7 років тому +11642

    "Jim. What happened was she died." Lol.

    • @Hakajin
      @Hakajin 6 років тому +539

      It reminds me of that old joke about the two British guys:
      "So sorry to hear they buried your wife yesterday, Old Chap."
      "Had to. Died, you know."

    • @Hexstream
      @Hexstream 4 роки тому +43

      She's dead, Jim!

    • @Jacob-ye7gu
      @Jacob-ye7gu 4 роки тому +24

      @@Hakajin I can only read that as an Irish / Scottish accent

    • @MM-dm9gs
      @MM-dm9gs 4 роки тому +6

      lol...that was funny in a sick sorta way.

    • @spacecowboy1438
      @spacecowboy1438 4 роки тому +8

      Someone in my family passed recently, I can confirm that is the perfect sentence to end any conversation about it.

  • @TheStarwarsgeek1998
    @TheStarwarsgeek1998 8 місяців тому +867

    What makes this story even more emotional is the fact that shortly after he resigned as press secretary, he took his kids to start an onion farm in his wife’s hometown to honor her memory.

    • @iverkjellkken6569
      @iverkjellkken6569 8 місяців тому +26

      His kid, not his kids. His daughter died too, but his son only ended up in a coma.

    • @spilledmilk8029
      @spilledmilk8029 8 місяців тому

      @@iverkjellkken6569his daughter lost her legs

    • @TheModdedwarfare3
      @TheModdedwarfare3 8 місяців тому +35

      ​@@iverkjellkken6569She lost her legs, not her life.

    • @iverkjellkken6569
      @iverkjellkken6569 8 місяців тому +4

      @@TheModdedwarfare3 I missed that. Could you give me a timestamp?

    • @chamuuemura5314
      @chamuuemura5314 8 місяців тому +9

      The video is way too long to find the time stamp but I think it’s somewhere in the second half.

  • @ws3368
    @ws3368 9 місяців тому +71

    This feels like something Aaron Sorkin might write. The woman weeping in the press corp was a heavy touch, like she knew his wife well.

  • @kingofwishfulthinking2490
    @kingofwishfulthinking2490 3 роки тому +14974

    This one is quite emotional actually. A man facing the biggest tragedy of life, retreats into his professional persona, submerging himself with his work as a means of coping with his loss. Really relatable to anyone that’s ever been there.

    • @gl4989
      @gl4989 3 роки тому +68

      Hahahahaha

    • @moistnans1598
      @moistnans1598 3 роки тому +99

      @@gl4989 why laugh dickhole?

    • @bencleary4085
      @bencleary4085 3 роки тому +162

      @@moistnans1598 because it’s a joke

    • @saggitariuspotato2043
      @saggitariuspotato2043 3 роки тому +330

      Can confirm. Not due to a wife though but family.
      It's supposedly funny, and indeed the video itself is intended as a comedy. I do not think the comment is a joke. I'm glad some can laugh in the face of something so dark as we need to in order to cope with the harsh realities.
      Typically it's easier to suppress your emotions when it was a slow death because you were prepared. Although that doesn't make it more easier for the person passing. I guess it depends. I dealt with sudden death and slower death. In my family.

    • @AnnaLVajda
      @AnnaLVajda 3 роки тому +65

      Yeah when my dog died I didn't want to talk about it at work either. Some people are just taught not to let their personal life interfere with their job or he thinks the media are jackles and would take advantage of him in a time of weakness so you can't ever show weakness. He might go home and sob his eyes out but that's none of their business.

  • @ryandontlikeyou
    @ryandontlikeyou 3 роки тому +6763

    This is how teachers expect everyone to be when the school on fire

    • @lagrangepoint9386
      @lagrangepoint9386 3 роки тому +45

      The guy looks *and* sounds like Tenzin from Legend of Korra. I can't shake it off.

    • @ChilapaOfTheAmazons
      @ChilapaOfTheAmazons 3 роки тому +17

      you seem to know a lot about what happens when a school is on fire 🔥

    • @ChrisD__
      @ChrisD__ 3 роки тому +8

      *pandemic killing everyone

    • @carolineelstrom4003
      @carolineelstrom4003 3 роки тому +27

      This is how everyone expects teachers to be when the whole world is on fire

    • @frostedlambs
      @frostedlambs 3 роки тому +1

      Why are you smelling 20$

  • @sillyk2549
    @sillyk2549 8 місяців тому +410

    the look on the faces of the 10 year old ‘sigmas’ when they realise the onion is satirical

    • @TonyRSalazar
      @TonyRSalazar 8 місяців тому +43

      I saw this on the sigma page lol the comments genuinely believed it.

    • @enterpassword3313
      @enterpassword3313 4 місяці тому +10

      ​@@TonyRSalazarthats gotta be some trolling... theres no way...

    • @WomenCallYouMoid
      @WomenCallYouMoid 2 місяці тому +1

      Why bully them tho, huh? Extra childish. They want to be strong & to grow, ofc 2024 West wants to push down young men when they want to be independant & happy, ofc also because of feminism

    • @enterpassword3313
      @enterpassword3313 2 місяці тому +15

      @@WomenCallYouMoid ur joking right?

    • @thearchived4823
      @thearchived4823 2 місяці тому +5

      The thing about satire is that it's a hyperbolized account of a real issue, so while this story may be fictional, the message behind it is very real. Most men would rather suffer in silence by themselves than talk about it and let it out.

  • @ethanhajovsky9535
    @ethanhajovsky9535 9 місяців тому +556

    The most depressing part of this video is how the comments lead me to believe that people think so little of the world to think that this would actually happen. But I can't say I immediatley doubted its validity, which I want to consider as a good thing as well, seeing people give sympathy and trying to comfort someone because doubting them could make it hurt even worse. And props to the makers of this, absolutely spot on acting, and reactions from the crowd felt painfully real.

    • @bigboy3686
      @bigboy3686 9 місяців тому +8

      i’m pretty sure it’s a skit

    • @kassieruiz8765
      @kassieruiz8765 9 місяців тому +4

      We’ll I wouldn’t doubt now days this country has lost its heart would put it pass are government marking someone work after this

    • @normanorman
      @normanorman 9 місяців тому +33

      The amount of empathy he received was how I knew it was a skit

    • @johntrains1317
      @johntrains1317 9 місяців тому +3

      I mean, it does happen, soooo

    • @carsonapplebaum2266
      @carsonapplebaum2266 9 місяців тому +1

      Then you're a child, and a sheltered one at that.

  • @depurasangre86
    @depurasangre86 3 роки тому +8005

    this is why i dont tell my coworkers my business. next thing i know they are all up in my business asking unprofessional questions like "how did you kill her and why?"

    • @sanansoldier
      @sanansoldier 3 роки тому +129

      YEEEEOOOOOOO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @kathyling7316
      @kathyling7316 3 роки тому +196

      The first half got me, not gonna lie

    • @raulparrado1547
      @raulparrado1547 2 роки тому +13

      So you were that doctor from Scrubs ...

    • @AngeloXification
      @AngeloXification 2 роки тому +72

      "Why is my shirt so bloody..." etc

    • @depurasangre86
      @depurasangre86 2 роки тому +61

      @@AngeloXification "why is my wife's phone going straight to voicemail" look guys...we can sit here all day wasting out imaginative powers on nonsense like "yuck do you guys smell that? It smells like it's coming from his briefcase...whats in the briefcase man???WHAT'S IN THE BRIEFCASE?" or....we can use that imagination to finally come up with a solution for the Roberts account report...huhhh? Do we really want to do more overtime? I sure dont...i have places to be...bodies to hid- lets get to work.

  • @MilesLougheed
    @MilesLougheed 4 роки тому +5565

    What was he doing identifying his wife's corpse instead of attending the meeting with the president?
    I thought his commitment was to work. What a liar. He should step down.

    • @Miketod3
      @Miketod3 4 роки тому +11

      He is the president in the skit

    • @Miketod3
      @Miketod3 4 роки тому +17

      Wait I just read the title

    • @lazyhomebody1356
      @lazyhomebody1356 4 роки тому +28

      Well, the police came to escort him, so it was really public duty

    • @samnicholson5051
      @samnicholson5051 4 роки тому +46

      Can you believe our taxes pay for this?

    • @MichaelPari
      @MichaelPari 3 роки тому +1

      I'll back that

  • @YareadAssefa
    @YareadAssefa 8 місяців тому +35

    Bro really said Nah to emotional pain

  • @ggkproductions1632
    @ggkproductions1632 8 місяців тому +53

    Literally saw this in a sigma male edit.

  • @conradsmithlacsina4166
    @conradsmithlacsina4166 9 років тому +4938

    Geez, where do they get all these actors? They're very good and funny.

    • @BC150YEARS
      @BC150YEARS 8 років тому +104

      +Dran CoLax I just discovered the Onion today....so great satire....were they on TV and I missed it and how do they finance such a great production? great actors...I agree...

    • @BC150YEARS
      @BC150YEARS 8 років тому +4

      thanks.....Dran CoLax

    • @xl000
      @xl000 4 роки тому +7

      impro clubs..
      They refer to improv too often in their video for it to be a coincidence.

    • @sciencecompliance235
      @sciencecompliance235 4 роки тому +33

      I believe The Onion is based in New York. Plenty of starving actors there.

    • @kitcoffey7194
      @kitcoffey7194 4 роки тому +39

      @@sciencecompliance235 As a former New Yorker (you don't have to be an actor to starve there, #TheRentIsTooDamnHigh), I can confirm this. Casting is not a problem (well, maybe now in time of quarantine, donate to actors and freelancers if you can, groups like Broadway Cares).

  • @Tamizushi
    @Tamizushi 12 років тому +1803

    I actually don't find it unrealistic. For people in mourning, trying to focus on something else, like their job, is a common way to deal with the pain.

    • @carthiefd
      @carthiefd 4 роки тому +28

      Kamizushi Akinari Great comment and very true.

    • @guard13007
      @guard13007 4 роки тому +37

      Can speak from experience, yes..that is very much the first reaction..

    • @kaniblurous
      @kaniblurous 4 роки тому +5

      And see what happened to flight 737.

    • @mazzyfart420
      @mazzyfart420 4 роки тому +10

      I feel like that concept is for sure what inspired the sketch

    • @ShabbaDabb
      @ShabbaDabb 4 роки тому +2

      Just like my wife.
      They had to tell her to leave and then the bereavement was cut short. Bastids

  • @DJFNaFMan
    @DJFNaFMan 9 місяців тому +26

    This was 15 years ago and the acting is still amazing

    • @akthamxd2077
      @akthamxd2077 Місяць тому

      wdym acting , this is realy right?

    • @hoilst265
      @hoilst265 Місяць тому

      All the actors in their skits have been top-notch. No, they're don't ham it up in a way that would be acceptable in comedy- they go for maximum realism. Love it.

    • @privateprivacy5570
      @privateprivacy5570 20 днів тому +1

      Why would the acting spoil? It's not made of animal protein.

    • @DJFNaFMan
      @DJFNaFMan 20 днів тому

      @@privateprivacy5570 good point actually

    • @MatthewMS.
      @MatthewMS. 4 дні тому

      Famously 15 years ago everyone was brain dead and couldn’t act. Only today can people understand and do things.

  • @mediocreman2
    @mediocreman2 8 місяців тому +15

    Wow imagine if we had someone that was so honest like this today!

    • @flat-earther
      @flat-earther 8 місяців тому +1

      hi mediocreman, have you become a flat earther yet?

    • @chasebrown7130
      @chasebrown7130 19 днів тому

      My girlfriend passed away I didn't start drinking but I did become a workaholic

  • @baconsir1159
    @baconsir1159 3 роки тому +465

    "Can I ask... what happened?"
    "What happened was she _died."_

  • @farneyblakeley
    @farneyblakeley 12 років тому +2870

    it's a joke on the impersonal nature of that position, the guy's job is to talk about the President, nobody ever asks the press secretary personal questions, period

    • @idontwantahandlewtf
      @idontwantahandlewtf 4 роки тому +315

      I'm so glad this guy from 7 years ago was able to crack the code for me, I couldn't get the joke until he explained it.

    • @timurtimak6372
      @timurtimak6372 4 роки тому +181

      @@idontwantahandlewtf wisdom of the ancients

    • @SH19922x
      @SH19922x 4 роки тому +12

      Reaching for the stars there lad. No it's just simple disconnect black comedy satire.

    • @TheGreenTaco999
      @TheGreenTaco999 4 роки тому +53

      @@SH19922x your imagination is boring, unlike fern who captivated me with an interesting interpretation,

    • @nickcrotty6665
      @nickcrotty6665 4 роки тому +15

      @@SH19922x Yeah, get of fernslys back, buddy. He knows comedy better than you ever will, and he's dead, he slipped on a banana and fell right in front of a clown car. RIP Furnster, miss you everyday. Xoxoxoxoxo

  • @johnlucas6683
    @johnlucas6683 9 місяців тому +15

    Out of the many Onion vids I have watched I only found this now. And I think this is the only onion skit that actually made me feel sad, especially towards the end. Good writing.

  • @TheTslat
    @TheTslat 12 років тому +7845

    Jane was a really wonderful woman.
    Yes, I can confirm that.
    Lol I love the seriousness

    • @emptyice
      @emptyice 4 роки тому +108

      I like how he doesn't mention that his children are severely injured till the end.

    • @DarkestKnightshade
      @DarkestKnightshade 4 роки тому +14

      Every press secretary for every president ever in a nutshell.

    • @alexwork4829
      @alexwork4829 3 роки тому +34

      @@DarkestKnightshade No, this one is definitely much more professional than any recent press secretary. Notice he doesn't berate the members of the press at any time, for example.

    • @DarkestKnightshade
      @DarkestKnightshade 3 роки тому +3

      @@alexwork4829 Well even the ones who don't berate still seem to be required by job description to make everything positive. They aren't allowed to admit that anyone in the administration did wrong.

    • @dr.respectdis7895
      @dr.respectdis7895 3 роки тому +3

      @@alexwork4829 personal grief is something that everyone need to tend first
      No job or position requires you to care for the job at hand when it comes to your family's health
      If it wasn't an emergency then someone should have seconded him

  • @angelaphsiao
    @angelaphsiao 5 років тому +2974

    Unrealistic. The press would never be so kind to a politician

    • @jaybrumbaugh777
      @jaybrumbaugh777 5 років тому +54

      Angela Hsiao
      Not in the USA. Excellent point

    • @johnball5349
      @johnball5349 5 років тому +89

      Unless you're a Democrat

    • @IsomerSoma
      @IsomerSoma 5 років тому +31

      Eh to the speaker of house? Yes. It is a joke that speakers never answer any question and that thw press doesnt asks good and hard questions. Thats the joke of this satire piece guys
      ...

    • @remliqa
      @remliqa 4 роки тому +67

      A press secretary isn't politician , though.

    • @remliqa
      @remliqa 4 роки тому +27

      @@johnball5349
      I guess you never seen the press briefing during Clinton's and Obama's time , huh?

  • @HomeschoolVouchers
    @HomeschoolVouchers 7 місяців тому +10

    Honestly though, some people don't want to talk about what just happened and would rather have a normal day than be drowning in their grief. Thinking about it only makes it worse sometimes.

  • @hibana364
    @hibana364 8 місяців тому +12

    As a psychologist I have to say . . . This type of dissociation can happen unfortunately.

    • @leothedin7505
      @leothedin7505 5 місяців тому

      Bro stop fkn making shit up u aint a psychologist and this isnt a real situation

  • @jasonluong3862
    @jasonluong3862 4 роки тому +4214

    The man is in shock. This is what it looks like. It’s supposed to be a darkly humorous skit, satirizing the work life balance culture, but it is so accurately showing a person in shock.

    • @percy6070
      @percy6070 2 роки тому +121

      the point of his comment went over your head

    • @Deactivatedsorry
      @Deactivatedsorry 2 роки тому

      @R G I despise you

    • @robertagren9360
      @robertagren9360 2 роки тому +28

      He says; my wife , she's no longer his wife and he's in shock.

    • @juliaburton689
      @juliaburton689 Рік тому +3

      Yep

    • @TheBloodypimp
      @TheBloodypimp Рік тому +12

      @@robertagren9360 i mean she will still be his wife after death. Just add that pesky qualifier. My DEAD wife.... and it's now current. ^_^

  • @hydra5758
    @hydra5758 4 роки тому +1986

    These videos are starting to get so old, imagine the day when the almighty algorithms decide to land on some ancient video and it's comments will date from "56 years ago". That will be insane.

    • @lazyhomebody1356
      @lazyhomebody1356 4 роки тому +70

      Oh, that will happen. I HATE when I bother to respond to a One Direction comment from 4 years ago, and the little twerp is like, I was 14 and I haven't liked One Direction in 4 years...shallow

    • @SlicesofHistory
      @SlicesofHistory 4 роки тому +32

      lazy homebody I mean,not liking a band anymore isn’t really shallow

    • @lazyhomebody1356
      @lazyhomebody1356 4 роки тому +8

      @@SlicesofHistory I guess some people "grow up" and go through stages. I'm more loyal! But 'shallow' is the wrong word

    • @siyacer
      @siyacer 3 роки тому +5

      Deep

    • @witcher348
      @witcher348 3 роки тому +15

      Na, I think Google will make like a huge wipe of all the vids somewhere in 2035

  • @natmarelnam4871
    @natmarelnam4871 2 місяці тому +9

    I'm pretty sure I saw an edited version as a YT short and totally thought it was real.

    • @chills_tiny_mom
      @chills_tiny_mom 2 місяці тому +1

      Yes people actually thought this was real

  • @Tomato.Sauce.
    @Tomato.Sauce. 8 місяців тому +10

    All the 12 year old “sigma” males finding out this is a skit:👁👄👁

  • @StevenDefoe8
    @StevenDefoe8 12 років тому +2527

    I admire his professionalism.

    • @joshuaanderson2185
      @joshuaanderson2185 6 років тому +12

      Wait you want me to find a bad thing about myself and the work place that isn't bad it's actually good? That's mental illness.

    • @seanwill4631
      @seanwill4631 4 роки тому

      So do I

    • @lazyhomebody1356
      @lazyhomebody1356 4 роки тому +4

      Why can't more people be like him? A real man

    • @dillpickle5486
      @dillpickle5486 3 роки тому +3

      @@lazyhomebody1356 turns out it's fake lol

    • @TCt83067695
      @TCt83067695 3 роки тому +5

      @@dillpickle5486 no way

  • @TCt83067695
    @TCt83067695 6 років тому +2832

    this one is actually sad lol

    • @tonythetiger9839
      @tonythetiger9839 4 роки тому +48

      extremely

    • @cerhfhrow4122
      @cerhfhrow4122 4 роки тому +18

      Why r u laughing at him u sick bastard?

    • @NXTMusicianBassist
      @NXTMusicianBassist 4 роки тому +36

      @@cerhfhrow4122 Because it's satire. It's not real. It's poking fun at press secretaries.

    • @Jacob-ye7gu
      @Jacob-ye7gu 4 роки тому +5

      @@NXTMusicianBassist U got got

    • @NXTMusicianBassist
      @NXTMusicianBassist 4 роки тому

      @@Jacob-ye7gu How? Isn't it cerh fhrow who got got?

  • @smiley_8001
    @smiley_8001 4 місяці тому +6

    He doesnt spin it as a positive, he is trying to do his job.

    • @allisthemoist2244
      @allisthemoist2244 4 місяці тому +7

      It's a satirical skit 🤦‍♂️

    • @smiley_8001
      @smiley_8001 4 місяці тому

      @@allisthemoist2244 you dumbass

  • @aligoeswest
    @aligoeswest 9 місяців тому +10

    this is what living life during covid felt like

  • @IARRCSim
    @IARRCSim 3 роки тому +3919

    plot twist: his wife didn't die but he needed to give some excuse for being late. He really underestimated how much he'd have to embellish the lie.

    • @matthewhamilton9743
      @matthewhamilton9743 3 роки тому +8

      What is the purpose of our existence? Is it simply to have a good job, build a family, and enjoy life? Is that all there is? Certainly not. We’re made for so much more. Your purpose is to know God. After we die, the Bible says we’ll face God as our Judge. Have you ever rebelled (sinned) against God? Examine yourself by God’s Law, the Ten Commandments. Have you ever told a lie? Ever stolen (the value is irrelevant)? Jesus said, “Whoever looks at a woman to lust for her has already committed adultery with her in his heart.” In God’s courtroom, our sins are very serious crimes. They’re so evil that the just punishment is death and eternity in a terrible place called Hell.
      The Bible says that God takes no pleasure in the death of the wicked. He is rich in mercy and provided a Savior: “God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have everlasting life.” Jesus Christ died on the cross, paying the death penalty for sinners. He then rose from the dead three days later, defeating death. Hundreds saw Him after His resurrection; it’s no fairy tale. Jesus fulfilled all the prophecies about the promised Savior, written in the Holy Scriptures hundreds of years before His birth.
      Religious rites, sacred traditions, or attending church can’t save you. Salvation is a free gift of God that you can’t earn. To know God and have your sins forgiven, do what the Bible says: repent and believe. Trust in Jesus as you’d trust in a parachute-don’t just “believe” it can save you, put it on and cling to it with all of your being. Wholeheartedly commit yourself to following Christ, and turn your back on sin. Then show your gratitude by obeying His command to be baptized. Be sure to also join a Christian church and read the Bible daily. God will never let you down

    • @vladimirtrumpladen1957
      @vladimirtrumpladen1957 3 роки тому +62

      @@matthewhamilton9743 i jerk off to jesus hentai.

    • @pointlessflippers6621
      @pointlessflippers6621 3 роки тому +29

      @@vladimirtrumpladen1957 I support that

    • @pointlessflippers6621
      @pointlessflippers6621 3 роки тому +9

      @@matthewhamilton9743 I don't believe in any god lol

    • @lonzolotto
      @lonzolotto 3 роки тому +16

      @@pointlessflippers6621 wow... You are so... Teenager

  • @carlosg3273
    @carlosg3273 4 роки тому +508

    Jenny was a really wonderful woman.
    "I can confirm that"

  • @Boxart
    @Boxart 8 місяців тому +8

    I don't get the title, he didn't turn his wife dying into a good thing

    • @shadowlucario1906
      @shadowlucario1906 8 місяців тому +2

      This ain’t real

    • @Boxart
      @Boxart 8 місяців тому +2

      I get that but even in the context it doesn't make sense, he never spins his wife's death as a positive!@@shadowlucario1906

  • @rareaesthetics
    @rareaesthetics 8 місяців тому +7

    The amount of time's I've seen 'alphas' post this video saying that this is a true man is insane.. im so glad this isn't real at least

  • @RetractedandRedacted
    @RetractedandRedacted 3 роки тому +4724

    So obvious that this is a funny skit.
    The press aren't that considerate.

    • @LotsOfBologna2
      @LotsOfBologna2 3 роки тому +274

      So Mr Republican politician. During your wife's horrible dismemberment, isn't it true she said offensive things toward the black community?

    • @_blank-_
      @_blank-_ 2 роки тому +74

      @@LotsOfBologna2 Reminds of people online bashing Biden for hugging and kissing his grandson on the forehead during Beau's funeral 😐

    • @rmg8717
      @rmg8717 2 роки тому

      @@_blank-_ to be fair, Biden has and has had for a long time, a reputation of too much touching and smelling of children and women not his grandkids or wife so…
      He also kissing his granddaughter in a pretty creepy way.
      I haven’t seen the video from beaus funeral but I can understand peoples reaction to seeing him all up on another child.

    • @internetguy7319
      @internetguy7319 2 роки тому +2

      @@rmg8717 And republicans have a huge reputation of being bigots! Fair@

    • @rmg8717
      @rmg8717 2 роки тому +17

      @@internetguy7319 I think you don’t know American political history all that well. Both sides have a history and reputation for being bigots…

  • @jpesmar
    @jpesmar Рік тому +3402

    The reason The Onion at its peak remains unparalleled, is because they nail every single delivery. Their characters weren't overtly over the top to "make a point".
    From the writing, to the performances and the editing, everything was top notch.
    Comedy sketches today are nowhere near that level, regardless of their political affiliation.

    • @m1dn1ght5un
      @m1dn1ght5un Рік тому +45

      Shame it's been over a decade since they've delivered this kind of quality. Old Onion was amazing.

    • @johnschauder
      @johnschauder Рік тому +7

      Yeah the onion is trash now

    • @whitters1211
      @whitters1211 Рік тому +27

      I agree. There’s still some good headlines, but the articles have lost the subtlety of their old stuff. It’s very over the top satire instead of the understated, clever satire I expect from the onion.

    • @JohnJones-hh8ts
      @JohnJones-hh8ts 10 місяців тому +3

      There is nothing funny about it

    • @shawnapitzer9247
      @shawnapitzer9247 9 місяців тому +2

      First of all they were not acting this actually happened

  • @Thefrogbread
    @Thefrogbread 28 днів тому +5

    I saw so many edits about how “cool” this guy is

  • @chiefchuck3897
    @chiefchuck3897 9 місяців тому +90

    It’s absolutely hilarious but also incredibly saddening that so many people actually thought this was legit. Like it’s clearly fake, but the situation isn’t one that is unbelievable

    • @ThatColin
      @ThatColin 6 місяців тому

      This was a skit based off of a real event

    • @appsenence9244
      @appsenence9244 3 місяці тому

      I believed this was legit. But that was so many years ago and I was a kid back then, but ye i honestly thought it was horrible xd

  • @CountArtha
    @CountArtha 15 років тому +932

    A professor I had as an undergraduate did this. "Sorry I'm late, you guys, but I was having chemotherapy."
    I mean, what do you say? "That's all right, ma'am. We're sorry you have cancer!"

    • @byungkyup
      @byungkyup 4 роки тому +171

      Wait, she was late to class? Not setting a good example for the class ...

    • @fgdbbddhhdhdj1591
      @fgdbbddhhdhdj1591 4 роки тому +169

      Nice to see that the social progress doesnt stop
      2009: we didn't know what to say
      2019: oof

    • @MLDprodutions1
      @MLDprodutions1 4 роки тому +68

      One of my high school teachers continued to teach while going through radiotherapy treatments. He would often have mood swings due to this but everyone knew and respected him.

    • @syncerus416
      @syncerus416 4 роки тому +26

      @@byungkyup I'll respond with an answer in 10 years

    • @catlover1986
      @catlover1986 4 роки тому +8

      @@syncerus416 Sad part is I did see these 10 years ago when they were new.

  • @xiv_tm431
    @xiv_tm431 3 роки тому +1812

    "there's nothing id like more than to drop down behind this podium and weep. but ive got a job to do"
    *king shit*

    • @fabolvaskarika7940
      @fabolvaskarika7940 3 роки тому +80

      I know it’s sounds weird and incredible, but this behaviour can be about the shock. He maybe even didn’t realise fully what happened. It’s different thing to acknowledge it, and come to terms with it... and probably he is self conflicted 😐 would want to cry, but not that’s how man usually socialised. Some people coming from really f@ck up families with odd “traditional” values. You don’t know how he is being hit by his lost when he alone. I know myself. I’m a woman and I’m “allowed” to cry. And I lost my father in terrible circumstances. I’m mean incredible terrible what no one would imagine. And when I heard, I was at work. My boss told me what happened. I cried for an hour and after went back to do my job. I buried myself into work. I took extra shifts, because the only time I didn’t cry when I had to speak with clients. I went to the loo and cried. I went home and cried all along the way and when I was at home cried. Couldn’t sleep because I had nightmares. I don’t know how I could survive if I’m not pregnant with my baby and know that I have to carry her and give life to her. I was dying inside. But when I worked I had to hold myself and focusing on something else than my sorrow.

    • @Formula1st
      @Formula1st 3 роки тому +13

      @@fabolvaskarika7940 sorry for your loss :(

    • @fabolvaskarika7940
      @fabolvaskarika7940 3 роки тому +30

      @@Formula1st Thanks. It’s almost 29 years now. And not one day was easier. We don’t know what is in someone head. They can go through hell and seems normal from outside. Why we are surprised that we only know that a man suffer when they commit suicide? It’s easy to judge, but harder to understand. Until we are not someone else shoes, we just don’t know. And should not pretend that we do know better...

    • @forgalzz7
      @forgalzz7 3 роки тому +3

      ... AND SO DO YOU

    • @fabolvaskarika7940
      @fabolvaskarika7940 3 роки тому +6

      @@billcypher7646 I answered to the OP, not reacted to the original video. If I would want, then I live a comment as OP... Onion or not Onion, you don’t know how someone coping with their misery... people can be odd. Ma are expected to be “strong”. I just lost my Godmother 3 month ago. Top of mine own grief I have to see how my cousin (my godmother’s son) “deal” with his loss. Actually it’s harder than I ever imagined! He is broken and I worry that I loose him soon too. So Onion talking about serious things, and try to be funny, humorous. But when in the comment section you only see posts shitting the behaviour of this man, then I’m pissed off. If it’s humour then they should laughing on it, not blaming the guy (actor) being (playing) human! Look the statistics of the suicidal people! In the U.K. more man kill himself, than woman! Why? Because they don’t expect to share their sorrow, they are not expected to moaning about how stressful their lives, they are not expected grieving their own wife! They are expected to get on with everything. And pretty much that’s what you can read all over the comment section. It’s only the bad luck of this OP that I lost my marbles when I read his pitiful message: King shit... I just couldn’t hold back myself.

  • @archvaldor
    @archvaldor 8 місяців тому +9

    Wouldn't it be amazing if there was someone in public life actually exhibited this level of composure and restraint under extreme stress?

    • @e2b265
      @e2b265 8 місяців тому +5

      Haha yeah. It’d be so funny if we lived in a world where people felt like that had to keep up appearances and work just to make a living despite any awful mindsets they were in that were perpetuated by those systems. Good thing we live in a perfect society 🥰

    • @Lurdiak
      @Lurdiak 4 місяці тому

      No that would be super fucked up actually.

  • @polish_filipino
    @polish_filipino 8 місяців тому +37

    I could have went my life without knowing this wasn't real. But I love when it turns out to be an Onion skit from over a decade ago. Really cements the comedy

    • @missingno.4835
      @missingno.4835 6 місяців тому +1

      Reminds me of Gotham.
      "Whats the secret to good comedy?
      Timing. 😃"

  • @viniciushenriquepinheiroba1036
    @viniciushenriquepinheiroba1036 4 роки тому +929

    This is the first onion video that actually made me feel sad. Imagine not being able to mourn your wife and be with your children when such a terrible thing happens because you have to go to work.

    • @just_very_queer
      @just_very_queer 4 роки тому +82

      It is his way of processing grief. He clearly in Denial mode of what happened. He is just shrugging is way off to work to find some stable structure. This is Pretty sad actually beyond sad to be honest.

    • @kevincarrico8834
      @kevincarrico8834 Рік тому +36

      I was 30 yrs old when my best friend, my hero, my father passed away… all I wanted to do when I got the news was go to work. I knew being home with my wife and kids was enough to break me down… it wasn’t until 3 months later when it finally hit me like a ton of bricks. I was down and out for 2 months straight after… my wife had to pick me back up… we all grieve differently… sometimes I wish I could be the one to fall apart right at the moment of receiving bad news… it takes me awhile to process everything.

    • @vullord666
      @vullord666 Рік тому +8

      This is how some people choose to mourn. By burying themselves in a professional persona and focusing on work instead. It's not the most healthy or effective method of defeating these emotions but it is very realistic escapism.
      I don't have experience in this type of grief but I have responded similarly to my own depression. Instead of actually confronting the matter it is a lot easier to bury yourself in routines and busy schedules of structured work. It can also be "healthier" than doing nothing or being alone in many cases. If you're alternative is wallowing in self pity because you don't know how to confront the issue or would otherwise choose not to, than people surrounded by people you know in familiar settings at least gives you access to support when you want it or are ready for it.

    • @yaykruser
      @yaykruser Рік тому

      where I live you get 2 days off when a close family member dies.

    • @aldwin08sls
      @aldwin08sls Рік тому +1

      Is this real or just a skit?

  • @wesselbindt
    @wesselbindt 9 місяців тому +1944

    What a profoundly sad world we live in that our employers treat us in such a way that we actually believe this video is real. Thanks, job creators!

    • @carked5707
      @carked5707 9 місяців тому +14

      Hoping this is fake!!!!

    • @Kate-rv1id
      @Kate-rv1id 9 місяців тому +72

      ​@@carked5707The Onion is satire

    • @tonymouannes
      @tonymouannes 9 місяців тому

      ​@@carked5707everything on this channel fake. They even once sent a serious lettre to the US supreme court and the intro was full of obviously fake stats.

    • @spokospokospokospoko
      @spokospokospokospoko 9 місяців тому +36

      Actually it's just that people are stupid. Especially on the internet.

    • @Linterna001
      @Linterna001 9 місяців тому +11

      ​@@user-wu9ho4nd5wI mean, it's not so hard to believe. I've seen a similar way of acting in my father.

  • @amanmahal2385
    @amanmahal2385 5 місяців тому +1

    this broke my heart and made me stronger at same time , I cant even process in my mind what this man must be going through

  • @nasgothus
    @nasgothus 9 місяців тому +5

    Omg! Condolences 🙏... This is so sad.

    • @e2b265
      @e2b265 8 місяців тому +1

      (It’s satire)

  • @tybrustornt
    @tybrustornt Рік тому +876

    The amount of time it took me to figure out this was a skit and wasn’t real is scary. Dozens of foreign articles that claim this to be real, making up fake plots, context etc. someone who doesn’t care to do a deep analysis on it would be forever made a fool. Stay vigilant

    • @thoughtsuponatime847
      @thoughtsuponatime847 10 місяців тому +36

      That is a sign of a perfect parody.

    • @dv9239
      @dv9239 10 місяців тому +19

      As a foreigner who doesn't know American presidents I thought this was real

    • @CMT_Crabbles
      @CMT_Crabbles 9 місяців тому +7

      This has gotten me MULTIPLE times over the years, and I finally saw a comment mentioning the Onion. And what do ya know, a 15 year old video!

    • @JohnJAD101
      @JohnJAD101 9 місяців тому +5

      Man, they had me. I thought this was real, I can't believe how real I thought it was, I was deeply upset over this, but now that I see that it was a parody, perfectly executed.

    • @ladyi9178
      @ladyi9178 9 місяців тому

      ​@@JohnJAD101how is this a parody? How did you figure it out?? ;-;
      That is deeply upsetting. This isn't something you should make jokes about

  • @angelou2812
    @angelou2812 Рік тому +1114

    A man in shock
    A man in denial
    A man out of body trying to cope

    • @corytims9667
      @corytims9667 Рік тому +37

      It’s a skit

    • @apexrager88
      @apexrager88 Рік тому +30

      ​@@corytims9667lmao man got deep over a skit

    • @stanky5187
      @stanky5187 Рік тому +1

      ​@@corytims9667they probably know it's a skit, this is literally the onion's channel, after all

    • @gioreyes9055
      @gioreyes9055 Рік тому

      its not a skit, the onion at one point was actually truthful

    • @apexrager88
      @apexrager88 Рік тому +5

      @@gioreyes9055 it's a skit...

  • @mtadams2009
    @mtadams2009 4 місяці тому

    It’s nice to see how to truly man up. Well done.

  • @AprilSunshine
    @AprilSunshine 6 місяців тому +1

    Omg i saw this reposted on another channel and people thought it was real! The comments were so sweet and supportive for this poor guy.😢❤

  • @vladdythebear5872
    @vladdythebear5872 4 роки тому +274

    His wife is so selfish for dying just before the Press Conference

    • @mikeymc3094
      @mikeymc3094 4 роки тому +9

      Some wives av no consideration. Yes am a married man too she just asnt died YET

    • @kandy1399
      @kandy1399 4 роки тому +5

      Ikr

  • @HSMiyamoto
    @HSMiyamoto 3 роки тому +291

    When my father died I was like this. There was so much to do and I had to file all the papers so my mother could survive financially.

    • @NonoElBohemio
      @NonoElBohemio 10 місяців тому +1

      Did you also have one of your childs in a coma and the other with no legs too? If this is the case, you are a tiger, well done!
      And Also, Did you know this is a satire...SATIRE????

    • @averageillegalmemesdealer
      @averageillegalmemesdealer 10 місяців тому

      ​@@NonoElBohemio Despicable comment. We fucking know it's satire, that doesn't mean that it isn't relatable to many of us. I don't understand how people like you with no self-awareness even function out in the real world.

    • @izzylevi.
      @izzylevi. 10 місяців тому

      @@NonoElBohemiodude you’re coming off as an asshole

    • @xcccx5
      @xcccx5 10 місяців тому +4

      ​@@NonoElBohemio Dude...

    • @vanillasky2
      @vanillasky2 9 місяців тому +8

      ​@@NonoElBohemiocosts you 0 dollars to shut up yet you didn't

  • @abigail8885
    @abigail8885 7 місяців тому +20

    I just saw someone use this as an alpha male inspirational clip I’m not even joking

  • @Maverickeast
    @Maverickeast 9 місяців тому +6

    OMG! @TheOnion someone posted this as a short and my heart sank. Here I am 5am on a Sunday morning realizing the truth. You’ve done it again. 😤

  • @onestepbehind5781
    @onestepbehind5781 3 роки тому +366

    This guy is the master of remaining calm. "My wife just died, my son's in a coma, and my daughter lost her leg. Any questions for the president?"

  • @sitm
    @sitm 3 роки тому +50

    They're so respectful to him, that's how we know it's fake.

  • @pinguwingu.
    @pinguwingu. 5 місяців тому

    unironically heartbreaking

  • @uriituw
    @uriituw Місяць тому +1

    This is brilliant!

  • @thesalandarian3314
    @thesalandarian3314 3 роки тому +904

    I got fooled so much I actually looked him up to see which president he served under and then realised it was fake I actually thought it was real because I thought this is how the White House used to run.

    • @deanthemachine96
      @deanthemachine96 2 роки тому +15

      They’re all a bunch of sociopaths lol

    • @josecbritos
      @josecbritos 2 роки тому +78

      You ate the onion

    • @206mozart206
      @206mozart206 Рік тому +29

      Thank you for sharing because I was about to go on a hunt myself! 🤣😂😅😂😅😂😆😂🤣😅😂🤣😅😂😭😭😭😭

    • @brianturow5986
      @brianturow5986 Рік тому +2

      You and me both haha

    • @philiph5569
      @philiph5569 Рік тому +1

      Likewise

  • @DardanellesBy108
    @DardanellesBy108 10 місяців тому +337

    Holy Smokes! I know it’s a satire skit but I felt like crying for the guy. Like others mentioned he’s talking like a guy in shock. So well done it does seem real.

    • @Maaya1717
      @Maaya1717 9 місяців тому

      i think he is just dumb to say anything in the first place like you dont want atantion then freaking shut up about it xD

    • @tonymouannes
      @tonymouannes 9 місяців тому +4

      Some people think it is, lol

    • @ivoryinteractions4963
      @ivoryinteractions4963 8 місяців тому +3

      Bingo, you explained it perfectly.

    • @Pulsar1001
      @Pulsar1001 8 місяців тому +7

      All kidding aside you are absolutely right. I've personally seen someone i worked with behave like this. Hes brother died and they hadn't spoken in over a decade despite working in the same building. Started acting exactly like this.

  • @roundninja
    @roundninja 8 місяців тому +15

    This honestly looks and sounds almost like it's real. If it weren't for the Onion logo I might not have caught anything too wrong, until he casually mentioned his son was in a coma

  • @TRUCKYELLOW
    @TRUCKYELLOW 5 місяців тому

    I am speechless... 😳🙏🏼

  • @MrToxicB1izzard
    @MrToxicB1izzard 3 роки тому +110

    This is how employers expect you to behave about literally anything going on in your life that's unrelated to work.

  • @scarecrow9474
    @scarecrow9474 3 роки тому +284

    His wife died
    He: Oh no, anyway

  • @MRF77
    @MRF77 9 місяців тому +2

    The funeral is such an inconvenience on Monday.

  • @woooooooooooooowify
    @woooooooooooooowify 9 місяців тому

    you are the one who keep me moving

  • @g33xzi11a
    @g33xzi11a 4 роки тому +220

    This is the darkest Onion bit I’ve ever seen. I don’t think I’ve ever seen you guys do Juvenalian satire with no apparent primary goal of being humorous. Love it.

    • @gonzaloenrique8741
      @gonzaloenrique8741 3 роки тому +4

      I thought it was still humorous

    • @Jirbolicious
      @Jirbolicious 2 роки тому +16

      The humor is there, but not necessarily apparent. You sort of have to accept the humor in this one, if that makes any sense.

    • @oscarmarek7746
      @oscarmarek7746 Рік тому

      If you think this one is dark, you got to see the “Missing Girl Likely A Prostitute Now” bit.

    • @danielskrivan6921
      @danielskrivan6921 Рік тому

      ​@@oscarmarek7746 or the mass shooting in a swing state during an election.

  • @armydude102
    @armydude102 14 років тому +50

    He is a professional to the very end.

    • @remindertostayhydrated602
      @remindertostayhydrated602 4 роки тому +1

      armydude102 damn bro you had only 1 like per year till I came

    • @abird6217
      @abird6217 4 роки тому +2

      What’s up, how are things 10 years later?

  • @user-dy2fx3xq9t
    @user-dy2fx3xq9t 9 місяців тому

    God bless them all!!!!

  • @levischuurmans9400
    @levischuurmans9400 9 місяців тому

    No way people would show this much concern irl.

  • @fitzwilliams4215
    @fitzwilliams4215 2 роки тому +14

    This how bosses expect you to act when your mother dies.

  • @harrybetteridge7532
    @harrybetteridge7532 4 роки тому +63

    Still a better and more honest press secretary then the last few.

  • @Teabone3
    @Teabone3 9 місяців тому +1

    Okay I've been following The Onion since the very beginning but some how this one slipped past me and I legit thought it was real seeing it in other locations lmfao you got me finally! lol

  • @jorgeviramontes5724
    @jorgeviramontes5724 7 місяців тому

    😢 dedication 100% . Old story from 2008 but wow the man really set the standard for dedication and commitment 😢.

  • @TheHitman19957
    @TheHitman19957 13 років тому +16

    *calm face* the pain is unlike anything i hve ever experienced before.........

  • @voltronspeaks9857
    @voltronspeaks9857 Рік тому +65

    My heart went out to him in so many ways

  • @renSe_
    @renSe_ 8 місяців тому

    Pain is just a word...

  • @Jammoud
    @Jammoud 9 місяців тому +1

    the actors they get for their skits are next level

  • @jesuscage
    @jesuscage 4 роки тому +390

    "The kids were in the car 1 of them is in a coma and the other lost her leg...next question please"
    Everybody: 😨

  • @marb3909
    @marb3909 9 місяців тому +56

    It’s actually concerning how many people think this is real 😂

  • @RespecterAlexander
    @RespecterAlexander 3 місяці тому +2

    What a great The Onion video!

  • @skinnyslims5327
    @skinnyslims5327 5 місяців тому

    How quick that “cards and flowers can be sent to my office” had me in tears 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Jordan-ko7me
    @Jordan-ko7me 4 роки тому +88

    I love how he just said his kid was in a coma and the other one lost their legs without showing any emotion. He's the right person for your country.

  • @jchen8902
    @jchen8902 3 роки тому +92

    I know this was supposed to be funny satire but it was heartbreaking to watch.

  • @Frepatatarat
    @Frepatatarat 4 місяці тому

    Im glad someone actually asked him a question he wanted to answer that wasn't related to his wife

  • @WingsOfADream1
    @WingsOfADream1 9 місяців тому

    some things never change...

  • @julian_4838
    @julian_4838 3 роки тому +45

    I hope this actor got everything he deserved in life. What a great performance.

  • @torylanez5809
    @torylanez5809 4 роки тому +22

    "sorry for the delay my wife just died" 😂😂😂

  • @insomnia2411
    @insomnia2411 9 місяців тому

    Wow. I had doubts for a moment there

  • @Sean-yo3pw
    @Sean-yo3pw 4 місяці тому

    I know ur feel sir .i feel that now

  • @jackandrews7821
    @jackandrews7821 4 роки тому +28

    The delivery of the condition of his kids killed me 🤣