@@bait5257 they’re speedrunning and their goal is to get a time under 30 minutes, but their best run is 30:09, just over their goal Edit: also the world record at the time this was posted was 30:09
@@tacollab0924 different game but i’ve beaten all but two hollow knight bosses on radiant on switch(i hate gpz, absrad is fun but hard) yet i died on king’s pass when i tried pc gaming. it was the exact same way and place i died on my first playthrough
I've made it a commitment to pull this up when I get to the tutorial section in Farewell instead of listening to the actual in-game tutorial. Thank you for giving us such a wonderful video.
You fool. You absolute simpleton. Sub 30 had already happened before I even posted this. Only the copypasta I was working from was posted before then, and the joke is specifically that the copypasta in question is wrong.
@@_lumos4029 I'm pretty sure UA-cam doesn't let you link to external websites in comment replies without the reply getting shadowbanned, so I'll just say to look up "Celeste Sub 30 Copypasta". One of the first results should be "Where did the sub 30 copypasta come from?", which has the copypasta in it.
@@lazardocic1030 Yo good job, you reached your goal. I’ve been playing a lot and I’ve been thinking about getting into speed running. I just need to 100% it first.
Wavedash gives you more height than extended hyper so its more useful in like one scenario. Also literally only need one pixel of block to be done, while extended hyper needs a lot of space so like 3 scenarios. I cheesed most of the wavedash spots in farewell with extended hypers because I’m bad.
I can wavedash easily and i did it unknowingly before the tutorial and i thought wavedashes were hypers and im superior to every one of you in all aspects
I can't even use the wavedeash properly to go through that first tutorial of jumping 2 platforms and then on the wall. I tried for 30 minutes and i still can't do it (i'm being honest)
@@catgamer4263 Nah, you always do a full length wavedash in farewell, you never gimp it intentionally, the only thing that you would gimp it for is if you just couldn’t do it with a normal wave dashes horizontal speed, in which case it just takes a bit of practice and muscle memory
@@toneblocc Some people are like that. Movement on the right hand and stuff on the left. I myself have movement on 2qwe and stuff on some letters. Jump: i + u (Crouch) dash: (h) j Grab: o
I used the default key bindings for a while… then I just shifted the climb/dash/jump keys up a row (to A, S and D) guess I am very used to right-handed movement from playing Touhou and Trackmania lol
There is a text file containing all of the game's dialogue. You can literally just rewrite it, hit save, and then it will be changed. Farewell did change this a bit. There is also a copy of the text file that is an EXPORT file. You just need to delete the EXPORT file and it will default to the regular text file you can rewrite.
Celeste itself isn't really FOR kids. It just doesn't do anything that would make it explicitly NOT for kids. Age ratings are just so draconian that Madeline talking about drinking alcohol a single time is enough to bump it up to E10+, though.
![[TAS] Farewell (Celeste Chapter 9) in 9:59.998](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/86MNradN1oM/mqdefault.jpg)
![[TAS] Farewell (Celeste Chapter 9) in 9:59.998](/img/tr.png)
This is the only video I could find of the wavedashing tutorial in 1080p so I'm working with what I got.
Wdym this is better
so true
Did you ever learn how to do the wave dash though
@@BillehBawb fr
the "happy 30:09" ripped me in two
this video is fantastic thank you so much
it do be
I feel attacked
69 likes! wooooo!
I feel informed
Nice, ‘cause you should
Me too
Considering my pb is 30:22 I feel attacked on a personal level
My pb is 2:0X:XX
@@poledra4153 you're weak mine is 5:23:XX
@@patch7151mine 10h
i absolutely love this video
the one dislike is the person who made the original power point
The dislike is from the person who thinks sub 30 is possible
What dislike?
@@Andromedaaaaaa man i was to type the exact same comment, letter by letter
@@PhantomEye11
I was faster
first
Honestly I don’t think the in game power point explained it well enough for me, but I think I get it now. Thanks
Happy 30:09.
Big OOF
That just makes me sad
I didn't get it
@@bait5257 they’re speedrunning and their goal is to get a time under 30 minutes, but their best run is 30:09, just over their goal
Edit: also the world record at the time this was posted was 30:09
I've beaten Farewell under 2:30:00, that's an accomplishment for me.
I've done it in under 12 hours :D
@@faseplay. bro it took me literally like a week or month to beat farewell on switch, beat it on pc in like 3 to 5 hours
It took me less than 20 hours
@@tacollab0924 different game but i’ve beaten all but two hollow knight bosses on radiant on switch(i hate gpz, absrad is fun but hard) yet i died on king’s pass when i tried pc gaming. it was the exact same way and place i died on my first playthrough
I've beaten Farewell, that's an accomplishment for me.
I've made it a commitment to pull this up when I get to the tutorial section in Farewell instead of listening to the actual in-game tutorial. Thank you for giving us such a wonderful video.
well either they modified the text itself via the english.txt, or did some masterful editing
me when I fail wavedashing on the first screen even though i knew about it before even playing the game
_"It's an irreversible fact of speedrunning"_
_It simply cannot be challenged_
someone needs to make a mod for this
All you need to do is edit the english.txt dialog file in your assets folder :)
@@PlayfulPiano where's that? i found a dialouge folder and changed stuff there but doesn't do anything in-game
@@lennygold6752 you sure? That's where I found the dialogue options for the ppt.
@@PlayfulPiano went to celeste - content - dialog and that's where i found It but doesn't work
@@lennygold6752 huh weird
Yo this is great
Hey dadbod!
pog dadbod commented (haha 1 year late)
yo, 1 yr latr
@@acesiki ha ha 2 years later
@@pitori. so true..
“Sub 30 will never happen”
Me, who is 2.5 hours deep and just got past the heart gate: something tells me you might be right
Was looking for the original, but this is just about 1000x better
0:51 That *_This isn't even anything_* made me die lmfao X3 X3
it _is_ something though, it's an ultra
@@izzrainy7410 kind of a lame ultra if you don't hyperdash beforehand
@@izzrainy7410 its only an ultra if u get a boost before hand
homestuck spotted
@@unityhere2279 Yup that's me, hi I'm _the_ Homestuck ;33
seeing this video in 2024 when the wr is 26 mins is kinda funny especially around 0:23
damn appearently celeste fandom was strong back in 2019
This single video was my motivation to get better at farewell. My new pb is 26 minutes
Hey, I did Ch9 before doing 8C, so I didn't learn shit
me who did it before doing _literally any of the C-sides_
@@DaniPaunov did you beat it before c sides? Cause if so...
H O W
@@ItsAlwaysOct yes
@@DaniPaunov same
@@ItsAlwaysOct cheat code
0:17 didn't aged well
You fool. You absolute simpleton. Sub 30 had already happened before I even posted this. Only the copypasta I was working from was posted before then, and the joke is specifically that the copypasta in question is wrong.
@@misirtere9836 whats the copypasta? I wasn't aware of one's existence
@@_lumos4029 I'm pretty sure UA-cam doesn't let you link to external websites in comment replies without the reply getting shadowbanned, so I'll just say to look up "Celeste Sub 30 Copypasta". One of the first results should be "Where did the sub 30 copypasta come from?", which has the copypasta in it.
I felt good getting sub-hour for the first time. Imagine how good sub-30 will feel
But sub 30 is impossible
Any% WR is 25:19@@esmax3000
good luck badeline
“This isn’t even anything” killed me
This is amazing
ok this is epic
me who has about 135 hours on celeste "ya i know how to do a wave dash"
“Happy 30:09” lmao
My name is actually Dumbass in celeste and the intro scared my for a sec lmao
I get uncomfortable anytime I see someone not doing 20 extended hypers into wallbounces at any given time, so...
most compassionate homestuck fan
i feel like this was made to vent some frustration
I love this video with all my heart and soul
i never thought of it that way but yeah
the first failed wavedash is literally just a hyper lmao
Feels weird being told all this by Aradia.
0:09 it has been 9 seconds and the thing it shows me is this
Great start
Then sub 30 happened, thanks to this video
this actually helped me more after seeing EndItAll at the bottom corner
I got a 1:25:47 today after 2 days of speedruning. I'm aiming for 45 min or lower. Wish me luck
How's progress?
@@lailoutherand i got a 58 min run and i stoped speedruning the game from there
I doubt you're still speedrunning, but good luck..
@@grunklesam787 I'm still speedruning, i got a 39:08 run
@@lazardocic1030 Yo good job, you reached your goal. I’ve been playing a lot and I’ve been thinking about getting into speed running. I just need to 100% it first.
I love how sub 30 is now a thing
Wavedash gives you more height than extended hyper so its more useful in like one scenario. Also literally only need one pixel of block to be done, while extended hyper needs a lot of space so like 3 scenarios. I cheesed most of the wavedash spots in farewell with extended hypers because I’m bad.
I can wavedash easily and i did it unknowingly before the tutorial and i thought wavedashes were hypers and im superior to every one of you in all aspects
I can't even use the wavedeash properly to go through that first tutorial of jumping 2 platforms and then on the wall. I tried for 30 minutes and i still can't do it (i'm being honest)
Actually the guy who found wavedash is your daddy then
@@joaovitorcruz5133 It's not THAT hard. If you don't get it, you can just extended hyper instead.
i mean, wavedashes *are* hypers. in both you dash diagonally into the ground and jump before the dash is over to give you a big boost
@@joaovitorcruz5133 to be fair that wall bounce is like the hardest in the game
i love how in the description, the recognized game is club penguin xD
Wh... know what, whatever. Sure. It's club penguin now.
Fucking love this
"Your bedroom" XDDDDDD
this is rly funny, especially since now sub 30 is a thing, and the top run is a 29:19
Are we talking about any% sub30 or 9a sub30? The former is indeed hard for most casual speed runners, but the 9a sub30 is not that hard tho.
sub 30 True ending
@@bluemushroom64 That's nowhere near possible even today. But maybe with enough wavedashing...
OMG YESSS
wait but the thing that “isn’t even anything” couldn’t that be an ultra in the right condition?
It would be an ultra if it were much lower to the ground, they jumped AFTER the dash momentum depleted
I'm pretty sure the "isn't even anything" is intended at some point in the chapter, because a regular wavedash gets you too far
@@catgamer4263 Nah, you always do a full length wavedash in farewell, you never gimp it intentionally, the only thing that you would gimp it for is if you just couldn’t do it with a normal wave dashes horizontal speed, in which case it just takes a bit of practice and muscle memory
man, how long does it take people to get to the 30~ minute range in their runs? ive put in over 100 hours and cant get below 45
At the time of this copypasta's original creation, *nobody* had sub 30. At all. So it's pretty damn hard.
@@misirtere9836 Wait, this was originally a copypasta?
@@1unar_eclipse I had to modify it slightly to fit the format, but yeah.
@@misirtere9836 Is there a place I could see the original?
@@1unar_eclipse try looking up "celeste sub 30 copypasta", that'll do it.
This is fucking hilarious
at the end you should've put tears in madeline, even if it's an edit of the video xD
Just realized im better at hyperdashing than wavedashing
Watching this after a sub 30 was managed hits different
Jokes on you I got a sub 30
(Hour)
I haven't speedrun in forever, my pb is just under 40
well, yea
Meanwhile Secure getting a 24:58
Fun fact I’m doing the entirety of chapter 9 using extended hypers instead of wavedashes. it looks abnormally slow and it’s kinda funny
there is a room with 2 tile crumbly blocks that is hard to not do the wavedash in. extended hyper is still possible there tho
@@theiaraine the vertical one with the bubbles before the room with the dream blocks?
@@andrewle4989 yeah I think there's 3 bubbles
@@theiaraine in my opinion, that room is the second hardest room in the chapter without wavedashes
@@andrewle4989 yeah, I tried doing it with extended hypers and I only got it once
why is this so good
Who has "Q" to interact what the actual hell?
Man, I guess you're not gonna like that my dash is E and my climb is W, then.
@@misirtere9836 what the fuck
@@toneblocc Some people are like that. Movement on the right hand and stuff on the left.
I myself have movement on 2qwe and stuff on some letters.
Jump: i + u (Crouch) dash: (h) j Grab: o
I used the default key bindings for a while… then I just shifted the climb/dash/jump keys up a row (to A, S and D)
guess I am very used to right-handed movement from playing Touhou and Trackmania lol
I feel defended
this should be a mod
Lmao this is hilarious
i have this video saved to my phone
Edit: I thought it was the original cutscene for the first 10 seconds and left a comment which was a mistake.
celeste if written by vivziepop
There are three swear words in the entire thing. You're not even doing the bit right.
that's probably about how much they actually swear in the shows so can i get half credit :c
>Be me
>Look for wavedash tutorial on youtube
>click on one of the first results
>Homestuck pfp 💀
(/j)
E
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Nice
69
someone make this a mod
We have sub 30 now...
Why did the hour change to 6:53 ? Is there a reason to put this and not any other hour ?
That text just uses your system time. I recorded this at 6:53 PM.
@@misirtere9836 It also answers why my bedroom was the bin's name
ok but wavedash is easier than extended hyper
what
What the heck are you talking about. Reverse extended hypers are easier.
Is Extended hyper better than wave dash?
wavedashing can be performed off narrower platforms, and hyperdash saves a bit by not having to jump beforehand in order to do it
i beat farewell in about 4 hours
⚠⚠HOMESTUCK SPOTTED ⚠⚠
me when subbed 26:30 happend:
funniest shit ever
Jokes on you my PB is 29:59
Fact: current wr is 26:00
Now it's 25:59
Sub 30 has happened yall!
pain
h
H
H
I just got fw sub30 yesterday lel
What means 30:09????
That was the world record at the time this copypasta was written.
I don't get it. What's wave dashing
- Jump
- Dash diagonally into the ground
- You did it too slow, idiot
- You lose!
- (go cry about it, nerd)
i got sub 30!!!
...on farewell 🥴
how did you make this what the shit
There is a text file containing all of the game's dialogue. You can literally just rewrite it, hit save, and then it will be changed.
Farewell did change this a bit. There is also a copy of the text file that is an EXPORT file. You just need to delete the EXPORT file and it will default to the regular text file you can rewrite.
@@misirtere9836 wait it isnt just a video?
happy 30:09!
celeste but not for kids
Celeste itself isn't really FOR kids. It just doesn't do anything that would make it explicitly NOT for kids.
Age ratings are just so draconian that Madeline talking about drinking alcohol a single time is enough to bump it up to E10+, though.
@@misirtere9836 just imagine if it was family friendly 🤚😕🤚
420 subs
lmao
why does it use Q instead of X lol
it's called rebinding controls
oh.
School Teachers losing their mind be like:
haha sucks to be u I havent even gotten sub 40 yet!
wavedash.ppt
LMFAOOOOO
8C
sub 30 possible (:
GUYS I GOT SUB 30
Refer to Slide 2, Dashes 2 and 3
:(