1:50 Spoken like someone who’s never played the sadist paradise that is the healer. I’m just saying, there’s a reason one of the lines in TF2 is “get behind me doctor”
1:40, in my dnd campaign i'm a cleric and my friend WANT me up front, why? Cause I have a move that I can use only one word to make a single enemy do, so I made a boss leave by just saying"leave"...I saved their lives
How is being a healer in a game the equivalent to bottoming when it’s you guys getting abused by the enemies and then begging for what I provide, being the healer is more like being the sugar daddy to a bunch of brats
As a Horn Main in Monster Hunter, I am not a Bottom. And as many people will tell you, don't insult a good horn main, they are incredibly rare. I may not be a good horn main, but I am trying my best. My point being that Healers don't have to be bottom, I heal my friends in monster hunter by hitting a dragons face with an explosive drum!
Non healer drastically misunderstand the dynamics here. "oh whats that melee dps? I should ho fuck myself?" Well I guess I could just focus healing the others for a while. You are so good you should do just fine on your own.
0:27 as a kansan, i offer the state of Kansas as tribute. So little happens across the majority of the state that you could really just make up whatever. Or we can meme about "kansas weather" that can seemingly change to whatever within 5 minutes
About 5:38 You take care of chick, you name it, you dress it up, and you love it, but at the end of the day, it gets turned into food, or smashed in to bits... you know after that happened I still played the game although I think it was taken down, eventually... Im pretty sure it also gets put into a can, but i can't remember the name of the game if it wasnt taken down. I still remember the theme song, if it played again or something reminded me of it but its been YEARS since ive played it. Edit: you think you give it a bike but it's actually a shredder and you watch your little friend get turned into nuggets...
1:08:05 I tried figuring this out and the only word I could come up with is "escrow" which, well, has nothing to do with the bird. The more likely answer is there should have been "[ ] [ ] o w" to align with all the other problems
The next time someone tells you that being a healer is like bottoming, make sure to remind them that you decide whether they live or die by if you heal them or not LOL
Nah, being a healer makes you a top...a switch at most. You get to chose whether or not you wish to save that poor fool that rushed ahead and ended up getting dunked on by enemies. "Oh, I'm sorry? Do you need healing? Maybe next time, you make sure that the tank goes first." "Why thank you for asking my permission before you run off. I'll make sure that your health is topped off just nicely. Who's a good tank? You are! Have a health cookie!"
42:22 is a skit. They do a lot of content, not hard to find at all. EmKay never ceases to amaze with repeat content and things they literally have ZERO FUCKING CLUE ABOUT.
7:11 there's a thing with being blunt I actually like, and which I'd prefer over "mental filters" is that at least you know what the other person thinks about you. No false positivism, no talking behind the back (or at least you'd know what it's about), no conspiring or guessing competition to have the bigger picture. You just know, even if it's not who you are, how the other sees you. Simple, and no eventual betrayal or toxicity with uncertainty or insecurities and unnecessary complexity in a relationship that's already convoluted enough to understand for the average mind. So, fine, be it not to your taste, but don't make it seem like it's a generality. And, in the end, that would only mean more for me. I am myself blunt, and I'm proud of it, but I understand this is not something fit for everyone. all in all, I won't force it down to anyone, but I refuse to accept being blunt would be just a flaw without any positive aspects.
That was a really deep question. (can fish microwave soup?) Of course not they would need to ask permission from an electric eel to use their electricity and plug it into their… wait where do you plug stuff into an electric eel?
52:30 As an aussie... I approve of your attempt to approximate an australian accent. Also, I can confirm you were impressively close; It was obvious that it turned out as a Hollywood Aussie accent (aka Crocodile dundee), but it was a quite weak accent from my angle. 9/10, sounded like a native aussie half assing a Croc Dundee accent. Also, the above isn't sarcasm or a joke; I'm genuinely impressed with how close you came to my own natural accent; Literally all that put it off even slightly was the left turn into Croc Dundee style XD
If you asked someone who was born after 2,000 if they wanted to restart their life at 6 or $10 million, sure they'd pick the money. But if you asked someone in their 40s, 50s or 60s this question, I'd chose the red pill. Think of the winning stocks and lottery numbers you know about, think of how easy school would be. Heck buying $5,000 worth of bit coin when it was 0.0003 cents a share.. COME ON MAN, think.
0:21 I propose my state, Louisiana. We have 2 stereotypes 1. Crawfish and Alligators 2. Disastrous events (we’ve been getting a lot more storms and tornadoes than usual)
2:36 how did this even happen 7:30 again??? 7:58 alright how many will there be... 10:46 where do these keep coming from? 14:50 does this even count? 28:33 could be better but... how many even are there 28:58 ok that one is pretty good. 32:13 I have nothing to say about this. 33:44 why so many food ones? 43:46 plot-twist moment 1:03:21 those 2 both in a row are amazing 1:07:26 one of the best ones
The only reason I can fathom that a person might attack oile peintings to get at big oile would be if they had purchased the painting and were using it as an asset to liquidize later So if they aren't doing that then these people are attacking the wrong people but if they are attempting do devalue assets that is the big brain move
Nope, not devaluing assets. They're just targeting art and artifacts in general. They attacked Stonehenge last week (with removable cornflour, thankfully).
"Saying your blunt isn't an appealing trait." Well, it damn well should be. Would you rather your partner have to lie to you to make you happy? That's pathetic.
15:50 so are we planning on actually making brother moons because that’s exactly what a Unitoligist would post to get people to start making brother moons.
at 25:16 the joke missed is cleaning unidays which sounds like what you think. i think he missed it on purpose but for the people who also didn't catch it like me, there
3:16 easy choice: I would take the red pill right now, than when the time comes around to take the pills I would take the blue pill(unless something else came up that I need to undo with the red pill)
why did I just get second hand embarassment from Jack reading out the title of an ultrakill ost video.. I've never felt this on an emkay video jesus christ
"That is a BIG man eating mentos and coke" killed me🤣
If you see someone drowning: LOL WHAT A NEWB, PWNED BY WATER!!1!1!!
lol
are you still living in 2015? if so, you’re lucky
LMAO GET REKT'D N00B◬
I never found out what pwned meant :(
Is it like owned but misspelled?
ya such a newb!!!1!! *drowns*
1:50
Spoken like someone who’s never played the sadist paradise that is the healer. I’m just saying, there’s a reason one of the lines in TF2 is “get behind me doctor”
As a medic main,
"YA!"
“JA!”
“JAWOHL”
*enemy pyro* I REQUIRE ASSISTANCE!
healers dont bottom, we bottom for healers. sincerely, a tank
2:22 my brain started screaming "THERIAN" at me so loud my brain imploded
Lol 💀
He aint lyin
same
literally my first thought
Yes
I love how jack just says: "I don't.. *Make a questionable sound* I mean I do have a nice butt but COME ON!" Like hello? 😭
0:06 Jizz is unironically the in-universe, canon name for the genre the Cantina Band in Star Wars is playing
1:40, in my dnd campaign i'm a cleric and my friend WANT me up front, why? Cause I have a move that I can use only one word to make a single enemy do, so I made a boss leave by just saying"leave"...I saved their lives
Command
1st level enchantment
1:04:02 Jokes aside, this is a bearded dragon :)
They pancake to absorb more heat (Since they are cold blooded) and it is ADORABLE! Flat lil babies
nah, its a P A N C A K E
How is being a healer in a game the equivalent to bottoming when it’s you guys getting abused by the enemies and then begging for what I provide, being the healer is more like being the sugar daddy to a bunch of brats
Gotta love Jack’s narration.
you didnt even reach that part of the vid yet
well if you skipped maybe
@@gameplayandfunnyvids2417 it says it starts with Jack
@@gameplayandfunnyvids2417 it starts with Jack, detective.
@@gameplayandfunnyvids2417 The video is like 80% Jack.
"Playing a healer is like bottoming for gamers"... no don't say that I've been a healer for the last couple of years!". . . Trying to say something?
As a Horn Main in Monster Hunter, I am not a Bottom.
And as many people will tell you, don't insult a good horn main, they are incredibly rare.
I may not be a good horn main, but I am trying my best.
My point being that Healers don't have to be bottom, I heal my friends in monster hunter by hitting a dragons face with an explosive drum!
Non healer drastically misunderstand the dynamics here.
"oh whats that melee dps?
I should ho fuck myself?"
Well I guess I could just focus healing the others for a while. You are so good you should do just fine on your own.
dual blades forever.
(i play sns on 3ds games for some reason idk why)
@@ryanbradleyrankin Oh, soldier, i should go fuck myself, but the heavy is already doing that?
Well, i guess the health packs will do for you!
@@theredlumas2 oils?
@@XaviusLemon nah but those are really cool
0:27 as a kansan, i offer the state of Kansas as tribute.
So little happens across the majority of the state that you could really just make up whatever.
Or we can meme about "kansas weather" that can seemingly change to whatever within 5 minutes
5:34 TOO MUCH PTSD, NOOOOO.
🐥
💿💿
NOOOOOOOOOO I REMEMBER
Can you please explain what that is?
@@BoltManectric a game called can your pet
@@BoltManectric its a game where you raise a cute chicken
Id reccomend you play, its a quick 5 minutes game with a twist at the end!
THE UPSIDE DOWN BIKE NOOOO
it was 11 PM and I was scrolling through UA-cam.
Markiplier : I’m tired
the video below: reasons to sleep
i screenshotted it i was so happy
The: ''like 9-11'' had me dying
About 5:38 You take care of chick, you name it, you dress it up, and you love it, but at the end of the day, it gets turned into food, or smashed in to bits... you know after that happened I still played the game although I think it was taken down, eventually... Im pretty sure it also gets put into a can, but i can't remember the name of the game if it wasnt taken down. I still remember the theme song, if it played again or something reminded me of it but its been YEARS since ive played it.
Edit: you think you give it a bike but it's actually a shredder and you watch your little friend get turned into nuggets...
mmm yes “can your pet” a game that gave little me trauma lmao
@@unknownwren6047No surprise that it came from PETA (at least I'm pretty certain it did)
Can your pet
You might be one of my favourite channels I’ve discovered as of recent. Continue the great content 👍👍👍
14:54 ok but on the bright side Ray has a pretty kickass nickname now
I once rang up a bag of York peppermint patties at the store; it read as “York @$$” 😂
I had to spell it out like that for UA-cam.
ass
1:08:05 I tried figuring this out and the only word I could come up with is "escrow" which, well, has nothing to do with the bird.
The more likely answer is there should have been "[ ] [ ] o w" to align with all the other problems
"Experience driving on mushrooms and coke" may be one of the best things here
Thanks for the red circle in the thumbnail I almost missed it
26:08 not the “good old-fashioned disembowling” 😭😭
The next time someone tells you that being a healer is like bottoming, make sure to remind them that you decide whether they live or die by if you heal them or not LOL
50:04
Ye... Minos is the king of Lust layer, so-
He does like to crush things under him....
Nah, being a healer makes you a top...a switch at most. You get to chose whether or not you wish to save that poor fool that rushed ahead and ended up getting dunked on by enemies. "Oh, I'm sorry? Do you need healing? Maybe next time, you make sure that the tank goes first." "Why thank you for asking my permission before you run off. I'll make sure that your health is topped off just nicely. Who's a good tank? You are! Have a health cookie!"
the fact that 11:23 was joey and garnt just made it so much funnier to me
I absolutely LOST IT at "experience driving on MUSHROOMS AND COKE"😂
42:22 is a skit. They do a lot of content, not hard to find at all. EmKay never ceases to amaze with repeat content and things they literally have ZERO FUCKING CLUE ABOUT.
0:19 already from the start this one got me laughing even the cut as when I wasn’t even paying attention to the sign lol
10:43 "METALLICA FAN!!!" 💀😭 WHY IS THAT SO FUNNY HAHAHAHA
7:11 there's a thing with being blunt I actually like, and which I'd prefer over "mental filters" is that at least you know what the other person thinks about you. No false positivism, no talking behind the back (or at least you'd know what it's about), no conspiring or guessing competition to have the bigger picture. You just know, even if it's not who you are, how the other sees you. Simple, and no eventual betrayal or toxicity with uncertainty or insecurities and unnecessary complexity in a relationship that's already convoluted enough to understand for the average mind.
So, fine, be it not to your taste, but don't make it seem like it's a generality. And, in the end, that would only mean more for me.
I am myself blunt, and I'm proud of it, but I understand this is not something fit for everyone.
all in all, I won't force it down to anyone, but I refuse to accept being blunt would be just a flaw without any positive aspects.
you need to relax n have a blunt my friend lol!
@@trashwebsite_user01 i see what you did there
@@buky69 😁 have a good day!
@@trashwebsite_user01 thanks you to
1:50 As a TF2 Medic main, I can confirm that this meme is 100% true.
0:55 survival of the fittest, everyone will learn from their blunder
i legitimately like being a healer just to make friends and play passive in games
6:45 undertale music goes hard
That was a really deep question. (can fish microwave soup?) Of course not they would need to ask permission from an electric eel to use their electricity and plug it into their… wait where do you plug stuff into an electric eel?
11:14 me watching this with earphones, the superior private audio method
this is the closest we'll get to 1 hour or so of jack yapping (i want more
1:11:11
it’s so close to the end of the video and it’s the BEST thing i’ve ever heard in my life.
52:30 As an aussie... I approve of your attempt to approximate an australian accent. Also, I can confirm you were impressively close; It was obvious that it turned out as a Hollywood Aussie accent (aka Crocodile dundee), but it was a quite weak accent from my angle. 9/10, sounded like a native aussie half assing a Croc Dundee accent.
Also, the above isn't sarcasm or a joke; I'm genuinely impressed with how close you came to my own natural accent; Literally all that put it off even slightly was the left turn into Croc Dundee style XD
2:54
One of Jack's finest moments if you ask me
33:23 as a Bulgarian, he’d be bitten to death by mosquitoes, eaten alive by ticks, or have died from getting lost in an old village 2 days in.
44:00 I diddnt know Jack could do a Soldier impression THAT good
I love Emkay.
Love Emkay.
0:42 HEAR ME OUT!
IT’S A CAKE JOKER!!
Why is the cake hot on the inside, IT WAS IN THE FRIDGE FOR 3 HOURS
dat furry wolf be crazy when you imagine the old man sweating frfr.
3:40 it is an offer
7:30 this is funnier than 2 people high fiving through pictures
coz its the same person 😭
If my siblings have kids when they grow up, I'll be a proud N A M E L E S S T H I N G
0:55 missed opportunity for it to say "lol, call 911!."
If you asked someone who was born after 2,000 if they wanted to restart their life at 6 or $10 million, sure they'd pick the money. But if you asked someone in their 40s, 50s or 60s this question, I'd chose the red pill. Think of the winning stocks and lottery numbers you know about, think of how easy school would be. Heck buying $5,000 worth of bit coin when it was 0.0003 cents a share.. COME ON MAN, think.
40:38 I passed out 10 times, but your house is powered
0:21 I propose my state, Louisiana.
We have 2 stereotypes
1. Crawfish and Alligators
2. Disastrous events (we’ve been getting a lot more storms and tornadoes than usual)
This is one of my favorite types of comedy.
Currently using this video as a timer while watching
Me too, dying my hair and it's just about the perfect length of time lol
2:29
Furries don't think they are animals
48:51 That package also says "not ovenable," and I'm pretty sure that's not a word lmao
Always entertained by your content, it's awesome!
Oh god i hate these bots so much
GUYS THIS IS A BOT WHY YALL LIKING THIS
likebots are almost worse than comment bots i swear to
*SILENCE, BOT*
So much Jack in one video. What a treat!
19:29 WHY DID HE HAVE THE PERFECT OBI WAN IMPRESSION
Im here under 1 hour, new best!
0:38 I hear my nominate Wyoming to be the new meme state
28:18 sounded like robin invaded jacks session a bit there
29:11
5:19
He gets us
*he get sus*
11:41 backpack sunburn
2:36 how did this even happen
7:30 again???
7:58 alright how many will there be...
10:46 where do these keep coming from?
14:50 does this even count?
28:33 could be better but... how many even are there
28:58 ok that one is pretty good.
32:13 I have nothing to say about this.
33:44 why so many food ones?
43:46 plot-twist moment
1:03:21 those 2 both in a row are amazing
1:07:26 one of the best ones
The only reason I can fathom that a person might attack oile peintings to get at big oile would be if they had purchased the painting and were using it as an asset to liquidize later
So if they aren't doing that then these people are attacking the wrong people but if they are attempting do devalue assets that is the big brain move
Nope, not devaluing assets. They're just targeting art and artifacts in general. They attacked Stonehenge last week (with removable cornflour, thankfully).
0:11 the face on him looks like he's trying to smoke it
2nd post: it also looks like the o in cool is performing something on the I in jazz, whilst the second O happily watches lol
1:11:11
Never knew I wanted Elmo to scream “EVERYONE SHUT THE F*** UP” but
1:08:16 I'm pretty sure it's just crow
As a Virginian, I volunteer my state to get memes to oblivion
"Saying your blunt isn't an appealing trait."
Well, it damn well should be. Would you rather your partner have to lie to you to make you happy? That's pathetic.
THE GOD OF THE INTERNET HUGGBEES MADE IT INTO AN EMKAY VIDEO
0:54 as a lifeguard, can confirm, lol is a very effective method
The thirst version of starving is "parched" :)
What if every time you age it’s a new season in your show
52:51 Hey I got one knock after setting the candy up. No one else though...
it was my first time passing out candy too...
15:50 so are we planning on actually making brother moons because that’s exactly what a Unitoligist would post to get people to start making brother moons.
0:42
The real definition of a “chocolate starfish”
Jack: "Canadian hat"
Every Canadian in the comments: "Toque!"
2,467 views in 27 minutes... bro did not fall off
Not 2763?
no
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7:32 I think maybe they say they’re blunt as a warning? Idk
As an Florida resident, I can confirm all the stereotypes are very true
12:27 gonna drink 2 bottles of hot sauce and eat 5 spicy wings, then superglue my ass shut.
at 25:16 the joke missed is cleaning unidays which sounds like what you think. i think he missed it on purpose but for the people who also didn't catch it like me, there
18:48 it's like watching a racist see someone of different color and realizing they have a crush on them
“that thing we all do”
Jack you take dumps on live tv?
0:10 that is definitely a clarinet…
Elmo at the end really got me.
3:16 easy choice: I would take the red pill right now, than when the time comes around to take the pills I would take the blue pill(unless something else came up that I need to undo with the red pill)
9:50 hahaha.. I'm the first option ^^
8:20 the thirst version of "Starving" is "Dehydrated"
33:44 Gotham chess got me there😂😂
42:00 I had a nightmare about this but I was in kindergarten and I was in one of those tike cars
2:50 Sooo if my roommate told me I have BBC energy.... Does that mean I need to do the opposite of cry in a corner
why did I just get second hand embarassment from Jack reading out the title of an ultrakill ost video.. I've never felt this on an emkay video jesus christ