that toot cake is how i'd decide if i wanna marry someone or not. if my partner got me a cake for the first time i farted in front of them, instantly to my bed
33:34 - okay, so in Asian countries like China, Japan, Korea, and Taiwan, the number 4 is considered unlucky. They skip the number at all costs. And obviously, the skip from 12 to 15 is also skipping 13 because that's "the Devil's number" in Christian and Catholic beliefs. :3
20:40 as someone in the midwest with bird feeders: yeah makes sense (my uncle in the the state next to us calls them "the rats of the sky") I love them, but god, they can be a lot
1:33:29 Truly Beauty babe here. That is an anti-aging product used to tighten sagging skin and fade stretch marks. A polish is a combination of a scrub and a body butter, especially good for exfoliating sensitive skin. This is a shower product that needs to be rinsed off. Hope this helps.
37:01 corporations be like "im willing to spend money to let people watch our movie for free, but I draw the line at someone screen recording our movie off of Amazon Prime"
They could've put a pair of Great Tits (*Parus major*, to be exact) on there to complete the joke, or, if they wanted a more local bird, perhaps a Titmouse (*Baeolophus bicolor*, for those who wish to safely google), but no, they went with that accursed chickadee. ..... common names are fun
1:09:06 No, it's definitely "Back off, baby hunter on board"; the parent(s) likely actually hunt animals for food and/or sport, and are probably planning on teaching their kid how too as well when they're older It's like referring to kid as a "future astronaut" as a title (like "oh no, this alien is about to get me! surely there must be some kind of future astronaut around here who can help me!" during play with them), but just "hunter" being the future title/career Or, even funnier, the parent got a custom baby on board sticker with their kid's name on it for some reason (maybe so paramedics know the kid's name to help when calming them down? (also yes, that is the point of those stickers: to let first responders know their is a baby in the vehicle who would need to be attended/accounted for first, in the event of a crash or accident)), and the kid's name is Hunter
23:22 I’m Canadian and I have NEVER seen bag milk IRL.. either it’s only a thing out east or everyone is hiding it.. 37:00 this is an ad by Nissan USA 54:24 I would listen to hours of that snow sound by Jack genuinely
I was always sad when I'd see those slow children signs, but then i saw a sign that read "slow men at work", and figured, " well at least they're getting work".
Just like in the fix it with duct tape section, I have legit seen a guy recording at a concert, with a DSi. It was the Dethklok/ Baby Metal concert in Houston TX. I still have a video of it lol. One of the greatest things I've ever seen in my life.
Right? My mum will come to me with an issue on her phone and I'll say "how did you even get here? What actions did you take that made your phone do this?!"
14:38 in and out is pretty much strictly in cali so she got him a burger and unassembled it (hopefully put it on ice) and delivered it to him so it wont be nasry and soggy. Which is why they have a satchet of burger sauce instead. So she probably ordered it sauce and cheese on the side. Hopefully he was smart and reheated it in a pan or grill, it probably would taste horrible microwaved if not lol
the fact the pornographic cave carving has a belly pouch...guys, can we stop pretending like natural features are ugly and disgusting? cave men thought it was hot, the only reason we don't is beauty standards
8:40 Factually incorrect. Once, as a kid, I got a slice of pizza from this one mini golf/go-cart/waterslide park (I think it was in or around Brewer, Maine, but I don't remember the name), and it was so bad that middle school cafeteria pizza tasted like HEAVEN in comparison. Didn't even take 2 bites before tossing that shit straight into the trash.
Um the chewy item is a hobble. I'm not sure what other animals they are used on besides horses, but they are commonly used for "breaking" a horse, if the trainer doesn't know how to train. It prevents the horse from bucking.
Day 17 of asking EmKay to release the videos they added to their playlists months ago but haven't uploaded (Weird images subreddits, PettyRevenge, ATBGE).
36:50 its just music. I got it, too. 8 times. Left it on in the background while I was playing Minecraft. No (other) ads while listening to music? Neat.
“This time he’s stealing… your innocence.” Jack 😭
That adobe girl is completely understandable bro I have 943 tabs open at all times at MINIMUM
Real
bros computer is slower than continental drifts
You're a demon I cannot have more than 4 tabs open when running google if I'm not using them. If not? I start TWEAKING.
@@lam-lam weak
Bro wtf are you even looking at with 943???
that toot cake is how i'd decide if i wanna marry someone or not. if my partner got me a cake for the first time i farted in front of them, instantly to my bed
2:04 Oh Jack, the little bird made it even funnier: 'Hard Head, Fat Balls, Great Tit(s)'
It could also be a coal tit or other bird in the family, the picture doesn't show enough detail to tell the species.
It could be another bird in the family (tits and chickadees), the picture doesn't show enough detail to tell.
i wonder if tits taste good
@@feuerlingChickadees nuts
@@feuerling maybe, but the great tit is the funniest tit
33:34 - okay, so in Asian countries like China, Japan, Korea, and Taiwan, the number 4 is considered unlucky. They skip the number at all costs. And obviously, the skip from 12 to 15 is also skipping 13 because that's "the Devil's number" in Christian and Catholic beliefs. :3
Holy shit, Jack's harmonizing voice starting at 13:36 got me rolling! 😂😭💀
9:45 - 9:51 its a reference to the Christmas vacation movie! Idk why I know this
36:09 THERES A WARRIOR CATS REFERENCE!!!
AHHH
YIPPEEEEJBIHDCNIJCNDOJCMDC- *dies*
7:02
"All hail the hypnotoad!" 😂
21:48 "excited" would make more sense, but im sure "egg salad" is funnier if you understand their inside joke (if there is one...) 😂
Why is Jack always so musical? XD
Because that’s who he is.
1:30 I KNOW THE GUY WHO OWNS THIS CAR 😂😂😂, HE WORKS FOR THE SAME COMPANY I DO NO WAY, WA plates are a give away!!!
Me too you should oil up and bend over for everyone pls 🙏👅
20:40 as someone in the midwest with bird feeders: yeah makes sense
(my uncle in the the state next to us calls them "the rats of the sky")
I love them, but god, they can be a lot
In defense of the garlic argument. He is right, he thought he needed to cut the garlic when the task was to squeeze the garlic in a press.
1:32:30 “no- NOOO NO No no, no. Go back. We ain’t skipping past that.”
whar
18:38 damn rip to that Wendy's. Unless it was empty, just one of those things is $25-$50 depending on location.
0:23 my phone: 0 tabs, lag
My mum's phone:
1:33:29 Truly Beauty babe here. That is an anti-aging product used to tighten sagging skin and fade stretch marks. A polish is a combination of a scrub and a body butter, especially good for exfoliating sensitive skin. This is a shower product that needs to be rinsed off. Hope this helps.
you know i did not need to see the grinch in that outfit but i did.
34:32 They are building "The Line" (a giant wall city). Resemblance of a Borg cube.
37:01 corporations be like "im willing to spend money to let people watch our movie for free, but I draw the line at someone screen recording our movie off of Amazon Prime"
29:03 The Lizard King is Jim Morrison, kids.
2:43 sue the teacher
Fr
They answered the question correctly...
Isn't supposed to be crucified? Not crusified? The space penguin one got me
13:31 That is a throwback ... and a scary time
5:32
Hey uh, interesting thing you have goin' on Jack..
1:47:22 i remember the same warning in my parents' car
31:14 bro im dutch my self and I couldn't even read it 💀
When I want a laugh, I always look to Starscream and his failed schemes
The mood here is fire!
bot
4:21 in the future everything is chrome
When I heard 116 adobes I imagined the Wii sports announcers saying "new record"
When i saw this comment i imagined the Smash Bros announcer saying "new record"
WE ALL SCREAM "EMKAY!!!!" IN UNISON
EMMKAAAYYYY 😈
10:11 Jack has my respects for being the only human who can make a fucking SAD HISS
They could've put a pair of Great Tits (*Parus major*, to be exact) on there to complete the joke, or, if they wanted a more local bird, perhaps a Titmouse (*Baeolophus bicolor*, for those who wish to safely google), but no, they went with that accursed chickadee.
..... common names are fun
When the Yoga 12 turns into the bendover 101
Best subreddit
1:09:06
No, it's definitely "Back off, baby hunter on board"; the parent(s) likely actually hunt animals for food and/or sport, and are probably planning on teaching their kid how too as well when they're older
It's like referring to kid as a "future astronaut" as a title (like "oh no, this alien is about to get me! surely there must be some kind of future astronaut around here who can help me!" during play with them), but just "hunter" being the future title/career
Or, even funnier, the parent got a custom baby on board sticker with their kid's name on it for some reason (maybe so paramedics know the kid's name to help when calming them down? (also yes, that is the point of those stickers: to let first responders know their is a baby in the vehicle who would need to be attended/accounted for first, in the event of a crash or accident)), and the kid's name is Hunter
Y’all really have Damian Wayne (I know it’s spelled with an e) *and* Robin and thought we wouldn’t notice you huge DC nerds.
im here for the compilations
8:22 bo6 calling cards be like
23:22 I’m Canadian and I have NEVER seen bag milk IRL.. either it’s only a thing out east or everyone is hiding it..
37:00 this is an ad by Nissan USA
54:24 I would listen to hours of that snow sound by Jack genuinely
36:10 This made me laugh. X3
I got a tiny wooden f*ck in a water bottle I bought at a convention. I really wish I knew where to find those because they are awesome.
36:11 was not expecting a WC reference, but am happy now
yay
I was always sad when I'd see those slow children signs, but then i saw a sign that read "slow men at work", and figured, " well at least they're getting work".
You never fail to surprise us!
31:14 Neither the typed part and the "did you mean" part are correct Dutch but at least the "did you mean" part are all actually Dutch words
you guys are my comfort youtubers :)
The toasters being titled the last bath is awesome but totally a Spencer's item
Just like in the fix it with duct tape section, I have legit seen a guy recording at a concert, with a DSi. It was the Dethklok/ Baby Metal concert in Houston TX. I still have a video of it lol. One of the greatest things I've ever seen in my life.
we found the funny
34:46 hah, short people😂
13:33, Get your fresh replay button HERE!!!!
Adobe thing is my mom fr
Real
Right? My mum will come to me with an issue on her phone and I'll say "how did you even get here? What actions did you take that made your phone do this?!"
6:40 i can't get papyrus out of my head
pls do r/kdsaref kingstupid (if u have dark mode on utube it looks like theres a rectangle between f and k)
Wasn’t expecting that reference 36:12
14:38 in and out is pretty much strictly in cali so she got him a burger and unassembled it (hopefully put it on ice) and delivered it to him so it wont be nasry and soggy. Which is why they have a satchet of burger sauce instead. So she probably ordered it sauce and cheese on the side. Hopefully he was smart and reheated it in a pan or grill, it probably would taste horrible microwaved if not lol
116 adobes in her basement?
That was actually jimmy. (Mr beast jimmy) 27:31
1:03:06 that’s apparently a blunt nose burrowing frog, I was curious and looked it up 😅
12:42 AHHHHH WOLVERINE jack how the flip did you know my current hyper fixation 😠
the fact the pornographic cave carving has a belly pouch...guys, can we stop pretending like natural features are ugly and disgusting? cave men thought it was hot, the only reason we don't is beauty standards
7:45 don't disrespect Rick like that
22:39 *laughs in Springfeildian*
36:10 WARRIORS REFERENCE
14:01 In N Out is only on the west coast, mostly California.
52:54 legit my mom except we're down to one dog and only have 7 cats
8:40
Factually incorrect. Once, as a kid, I got a slice of pizza from this one mini golf/go-cart/waterslide park (I think it was in or around Brewer, Maine, but I don't remember the name), and it was so bad that middle school cafeteria pizza tasted like HEAVEN in comparison. Didn't even take 2 bites before tossing that shit straight into the trash.
Um the chewy item is a hobble. I'm not sure what other animals they are used on besides horses, but they are commonly used for "breaking" a horse, if the trainer doesn't know how to train. It prevents the horse from bucking.
Day 17 of asking EmKay to release the videos they added to their playlists months ago but haven't uploaded (Weird images subreddits, PettyRevenge, ATBGE).
Under an hour by 2 minutes👇
36:50 its just music. I got it, too. 8 times. Left it on in the background while I was playing Minecraft. No (other) ads while listening to music? Neat.
17:20 THATS THE SAME PIC I USED IN MY SCHOOL PRESENTATION
1:34 As a parent of two in 2024, I can, sadly, attest to that.
crusified ? Jesus has cruise control now ?
It's still November here.
yipee new video
13:13 3°C to 1°C. Someone converted the score to freedom units.
56:45 these are actually motorbike ramps!! motorbikes are the no.1 vehicle in pakistan so these are almost everywhere
You will nose exhale to this video.
28:00 that's a frog
36:10 Warrior cats mentioned
"Salmon fill-it"
6:40 Papyrus?? Looks like Sans forgot to mow the lawn..
Thumbnail: Cars X Saw movie poster crossover.
wait robin has a gf? i couldve sworn he's made sad being single jokes in the past
7:45 reminds me of ricks toilet
30:44 Literally
37:41 i dont think robin got that he was standing on the hole he was cutting
33:00 what the fuck is robin talking about? Im so confused
31:17 thats not dutch, google translate just suggested what it thought they had spelled out and translated that.
he did the tomas sanders thing
Day 2067 of asking for “Hi, my name’s Jack. I’m asking for some feedback.”
53:00 that is a kill count
1:32:32 Bro your Tabs. Check them beforehand. Or not.
off topic but my drink smells like slime with too much glue
27:05 lmao the mom’s probably just dumb.