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  • @LifeInaJar3014
    @LifeInaJar3014 Місяць тому +105

    “This time he’s stealing… your innocence.” Jack 😭

  • @Ben_B_Artist
    @Ben_B_Artist Місяць тому +92

    2:04 Oh Jack, the little bird made it even funnier: 'Hard Head, Fat Balls, Great Tit(s)'

    • @feuerling
      @feuerling Місяць тому

      It could also be a coal tit or other bird in the family, the picture doesn't show enough detail to tell the species.

    • @feuerling
      @feuerling Місяць тому +8

      It could be another bird in the family (tits and chickadees), the picture doesn't show enough detail to tell.

    • @theominouspigeon
      @theominouspigeon Місяць тому +1

      i wonder if tits taste good

    • @paperclip8official
      @paperclip8official Місяць тому +13

      ​@@feuerlingChickadees nuts

    • @Ben_B_Artist
      @Ben_B_Artist Місяць тому

      @@feuerling maybe, but the great tit is the funniest tit

  • @mexlodiiii
    @mexlodiiii Місяць тому +82

    that toot cake is how i'd decide if i wanna marry someone or not. if my partner got me a cake for the first time i farted in front of them, instantly to my bed

  • @achicken9708
    @achicken9708 Місяць тому +244

    That adobe girl is completely understandable bro I have 943 tabs open at all times at MINIMUM

    • @E-233
      @E-233 Місяць тому +2

      Real

    • @wuphatlizar2541
      @wuphatlizar2541 Місяць тому +28

      bros computer is slower than continental drifts

    • @lam-lam
      @lam-lam Місяць тому +12

      You're a demon I cannot have more than 4 tabs open when running google if I'm not using them. If not? I start TWEAKING.

    • @idiotidiot9609
      @idiotidiot9609 Місяць тому

      @@lam-lam weak

    • @Aelvir114
      @Aelvir114 Місяць тому +2

      Bro wtf are you even looking at with 943???

  • @TheSkyGuy77
    @TheSkyGuy77 Місяць тому +17

    7:02
    "All hail the hypnotoad!" 😂

  • @MadisonSentman
    @MadisonSentman 18 днів тому +7

    36:10 OMG, I LOVE HOW ROBIN MENTIONED WARRIOR CATS, U GOT A NEW SUBSCRIBER

  • @KitKat10281
    @KitKat10281 Місяць тому +10

    21:48 "excited" would make more sense, but im sure "egg salad" is funnier if you understand their inside joke (if there is one...) 😂

  • @movietikcets-ls3it
    @movietikcets-ls3it Місяць тому +12

    1:32:30 “no- NOOO NO No no, no. Go back. We ain’t skipping past that.”

  • @mothofinsanity
    @mothofinsanity 18 днів тому +3

    the fact I gasped when he said '' dont let them out, they might join thunderclan '' and all that went through my mind was: ROBIN LIKE SWARRIOR CATS??!??!!

  • @charlesweeks6993
    @charlesweeks6993 Місяць тому +4

    Holy shit, Jack's harmonizing voice starting at 13:36 got me rolling! 😂😭💀

  • @Idontknowhowtobehuman
    @Idontknowhowtobehuman Місяць тому +21

    33:34 - okay, so in Asian countries like China, Japan, Korea, and Taiwan, the number 4 is considered unlucky. They skip the number at all costs. And obviously, the skip from 12 to 15 is also skipping 13 because that's "the Devil's number" in Christian and Catholic beliefs. :3

    • @Deleted_Eevee
      @Deleted_Eevee 23 дні тому +1

      4 is considered unlucky because in some languages it sounds nearly identical to the word for death btw

  • @BROOKEZ12
    @BROOKEZ12 Місяць тому +16

    In defense of the garlic argument. He is right, he thought he needed to cut the garlic when the task was to squeeze the garlic in a press.

  • @skypuppeteer
    @skypuppeteer Місяць тому +13

    20:40 as someone in the midwest with bird feeders: yeah makes sense
    (my uncle in the the state next to us calls them "the rats of the sky")
    I love them, but god, they can be a lot

  • @WinterGamesYT
    @WinterGamesYT Місяць тому +2

    37:01 corporations be like "im willing to spend money to let people watch our movie for free, but I draw the line at someone screen recording our movie off of Amazon Prime"

  • @GearHead36
    @GearHead36 Місяць тому +9

    Why is Jack always so musical? XD

    • @baliyae
      @baliyae Місяць тому +2

      Because that’s who he is.

  • @taylormwilson1
    @taylormwilson1 Місяць тому +9

    1:30 I KNOW THE GUY WHO OWNS THIS CAR 😂😂😂, HE WORKS FOR THE SAME COMPANY I DO NO WAY, WA plates are a give away!!!

    • @jjjkkkjjjkkk-tw5su
      @jjjkkkjjjkkk-tw5su Місяць тому

      Me too you should oil up and bend over for everyone pls 🙏👅

  • @Justt_icicles
    @Justt_icicles Місяць тому +14

    36:09 THERES A WARRIOR CATS REFERENCE!!!

  • @nicholasworley3977
    @nicholasworley3977 25 днів тому +1

    35:52 Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack just wants to make candle sticks.

  • @beebul2
    @beebul2 Місяць тому +5

    9:45 - 9:51 its a reference to the Christmas vacation movie! Idk why I know this

  • @_ksm0922
    @_ksm0922 Місяць тому +7

    18:38 damn rip to that Wendy's. Unless it was empty, just one of those things is $25-$50 depending on location.

  • @Gorg12345-t
    @Gorg12345-t Місяць тому +4

    0:23 my phone: 0 tabs, lag
    My mum's phone:

  • @Milkslayer.
    @Milkslayer. Місяць тому +7

    31:14 bro im dutch my self and I couldn't even read it 💀

  • @WistfuII
    @WistfuII Місяць тому +5

    5:32
    Hey uh, interesting thing you have goin' on Jack..

  • @roomismoor
    @roomismoor Місяць тому +1

    36:11 was not expecting a WC reference, but am happy now

  • @skypuppeteer
    @skypuppeteer Місяць тому +5

    1:09:06
    No, it's definitely "Back off, baby hunter on board"; the parent(s) likely actually hunt animals for food and/or sport, and are probably planning on teaching their kid how too as well when they're older
    It's like referring to kid as a "future astronaut" as a title (like "oh no, this alien is about to get me! surely there must be some kind of future astronaut around here who can help me!" during play with them), but just "hunter" being the future title/career
    Or, even funnier, the parent got a custom baby on board sticker with their kid's name on it for some reason (maybe so paramedics know the kid's name to help when calming them down? (also yes, that is the point of those stickers: to let first responders know their is a baby in the vehicle who would need to be attended/accounted for first, in the event of a crash or accident)), and the kid's name is Hunter

  • @MisatoBestWoman
    @MisatoBestWoman Місяць тому +2

    23:22 I’m Canadian and I have NEVER seen bag milk IRL.. either it’s only a thing out east or everyone is hiding it..
    37:00 this is an ad by Nissan USA
    54:24 I would listen to hours of that snow sound by Jack genuinely

  • @JamesDraws-1
    @JamesDraws-1 Місяць тому +17

    When I heard 116 adobes I imagined the Wii sports announcers saying "new record"

    • @lolcode_lua
      @lolcode_lua Місяць тому +2

      When i saw this comment i imagined the Smash Bros announcer saying "new record"

  • @MorbinNecrim86
    @MorbinNecrim86 Місяць тому +3

    Isn't supposed to be crucified? Not crusified? The space penguin one got me

  • @NeelTheHuman
    @NeelTheHuman Місяць тому +3

    2:43 sue the teacher
    Fr
    They answered the question correctly...

  • @JustNopeX
    @JustNopeX Місяць тому +2

    29:03 The Lizard King is Jim Morrison, kids.

  • @SparkTech155
    @SparkTech155 Місяць тому +4

    WE ALL SCREAM "EMKAY!!!!" IN UNISON

  • @niki_0107
    @niki_0107 Місяць тому +28

    the fact the pornographic cave carving has a belly pouch...guys, can we stop pretending like natural features are ugly and disgusting? cave men thought it was hot, the only reason we don't is beauty standards

    • @Maliwans_Executive
      @Maliwans_Executive Місяць тому +3

      Nobody said it was ugly, just looked really funny because it's an old cave carving and those often look silly to the modern day man

  • @marsgalaxygirl3363
    @marsgalaxygirl3363 22 дні тому

    33:10 I immediately said "Oh, that's a frog!"
    34:34 "That's The Borg cube!"

  • @CosmicGalvatron
    @CosmicGalvatron Місяць тому +3

    When I want a laugh, I always look to Starscream and his failed schemes

  • @cienciadeum
    @cienciadeum 10 днів тому +1

    1:50 Your *last* bath

  • @RuefuIIy
    @RuefuIIy Місяць тому +4

    Y’all really have Damian Wayne (I know it’s spelled with an e) *and* Robin and thought we wouldn’t notice you huge DC nerds.

  • @zerotheninetails
    @zerotheninetails Місяць тому +3

    you know i did not need to see the grinch in that outfit but i did.

  • @katrook
    @katrook Місяць тому +5

    im here for the compilations

  • @bethanyboarder7751
    @bethanyboarder7751 Місяць тому +1

    1:33:29 Truly Beauty babe here. That is an anti-aging product used to tighten sagging skin and fade stretch marks. A polish is a combination of a scrub and a body butter, especially good for exfoliating sensitive skin. This is a shower product that needs to be rinsed off. Hope this helps.

  • @CSXP408x
    @CSXP408x Місяць тому

    "Don't let them out, they might go join Thunderclan" EMKAY KNOWS WARRIOR CATS, CONFIRMED!

  • @Stormflame
    @Stormflame Місяць тому

    35:51 when I asked my kids at daycare (age 3-6) what they want to be when they grow up for an info sheet in their portfolios, the best answers where “grown up” and “10”. Also, some listed their friends as part of their family, which was very wholesome

  • @erenyeager1660
    @erenyeager1660 Місяць тому

    33:57 Hell yeah! We rockin’ up here lol

  • @MorellaReeck
    @MorellaReeck 15 днів тому

    Great video! I agree with you about personal safety concerns, especially when traveling, getting robbed on vacation is painful enough, but getting robbed with an authentic bag is even worse. To me, it makes sense to travel with a fake kislux bag and not carry any valuables that you would miss. Also, if your bag gets damaged by dust, stains, accidents, whatever it is, it doesn't matter even if it's fake.

  • @Sharkwedge
    @Sharkwedge Місяць тому +2

    When the Yoga 12 turns into the bendover 101

  • @StinkySeaGoat
    @StinkySeaGoat Місяць тому +1

    10:11 Jack has my respects for being the only human who can make a fucking SAD HISS

  • @SuntopKinseeker
    @SuntopKinseeker Місяць тому +2

    13:31 That is a throwback ... and a scary time

  • @skinnymemegod856
    @skinnymemegod856 Місяць тому +3

    1:47:22 i remember the same warning in my parents' car

  • @gamer708886
    @gamer708886 Місяць тому

    1:50 Live, laugh, toaster bath! XD

  • @geoart_
    @geoart_ Місяць тому +3

    Best subreddit

  • @Somethingiswrong666
    @Somethingiswrong666 2 дні тому

    The grinch isn’t stealing your innocence, he’s stealing Hot Topic

  • @matildarose
    @matildarose Місяць тому +3

    They could've put a pair of Great Tits (*Parus major*, to be exact) on there to complete the joke, or, if they wanted a more local bird, perhaps a Titmouse (*Baeolophus bicolor*, for those who wish to safely google), but no, they went with that accursed chickadee.
    ..... common names are fun

  • @NebulaxSolar_Officia
    @NebulaxSolar_Officia 9 днів тому

    44:04 the fact my name is Sage deeply unsettles me

  • @blackfrostfilms-dl8wo
    @blackfrostfilms-dl8wo Місяць тому +5

    4:21 in the future everything is chrome

    • @extrememeowman3782
      @extrememeowman3782 18 днів тому

      Spongebob proves that!!!!!!!!!!!! (clusterduck exists)

  • @ghostgirl6303
    @ghostgirl6303 Місяць тому +1

    1:03:06 that’s apparently a blunt nose burrowing frog, I was curious and looked it up 😅

  • @LelahDimuzio
    @LelahDimuzio 23 дні тому

    Great collection! I bought my first LV when I was 25 and I've only used that bag a few times haha. Also, I love your clutch! I have an Eva clutch with the DE print and I love the little chain. But I don't want to spend that much money right now and the kislux always gets me the bag I want and it's just as good as the LV and one of my favorites. Durability

  • @BlazerStar-fd4rt
    @BlazerStar-fd4rt 17 днів тому

    27:08 the fact just get around this so easily is hilarious you just need a wireless controller

  • @borkchamp
    @borkchamp 15 днів тому

    21:04 calling haaland green shirt is so funny for some reason

  • @smol-brain7567
    @smol-brain7567 Місяць тому

    1:45:03 my mom walked in as soon as he started talking, AAHHHH

  • @mapelianbutton4954
    @mapelianbutton4954 Місяць тому

    4:21 If someone did this to me, I'll make an unboxing video of opening my present to reveal a new office set and to thank my friends for gifting me the set. Gratitude is my new weapon! 💕

  • @LeafBright
    @LeafBright Місяць тому

    36:09 WARRIOR CATS REFERENCE LETS GOOOOOOO

  • @junplayzitout2283
    @junplayzitout2283 Місяць тому +3

    8:22 bo6 calling cards be like

  • @mavadelo
    @mavadelo Місяць тому +2

    31:14 Neither the typed part and the "did you mean" part are correct Dutch but at least the "did you mean" part are all actually Dutch words

  • @saphiro007
    @saphiro007 Місяць тому

    13:33, Get your fresh replay button HERE!!!!

  • @yourlifeisalie.
    @yourlifeisalie. 2 дні тому

    16:23 WDYM you didn't know poutine existed as a Canadian im I insulted

  • @Shiny_Misty
    @Shiny_Misty Місяць тому +2

    36:10 This made me laugh. X3

  • @SpeckledR0SE
    @SpeckledR0SE 18 днів тому +1

    Your skelator impression was spot (mighta spelled that wrong)

  • @NeelTheHuman
    @NeelTheHuman Місяць тому +1

    34:46 hah, short people😂

  • @martinaasandersen3775
    @martinaasandersen3775 Місяць тому

    1:31:45 You say "Rum and Coke", they hear it as "ramen, coke", lol.

  • @TenebrisFrigrum
    @TenebrisFrigrum Місяць тому

    you guys are my comfort youtubers :)

  • @Pigeon_yum821
    @Pigeon_yum821 Місяць тому

    12:42 AHHHHH WOLVERINE jack how the flip did you know my current hyper fixation 😠

  • @1jotun136
    @1jotun136 Місяць тому

    I was always sad when I'd see those slow children signs, but then i saw a sign that read "slow men at work", and figured, " well at least they're getting work".

  • @TheAndreasMustola
    @TheAndreasMustola Місяць тому +4

    34:32 They are building "The Line" (a giant wall city). Resemblance of a Borg cube.

  • @MarcucciLeising
    @MarcucciLeising 20 днів тому

    For a long time, as Chanel prices have risen, I no longer thought I could afford it. I think I would be happy to have a kislux as a travel bag that I don't have to take care of. By the way, I'm sure no one would have a hard time telling the difference. Thanks for the comparison.

  • @BebertAharonson
    @BebertAharonson 14 днів тому

    I recently went to Turkey to buy an empreinte multi pochette. They showed me a pack of kislux and it looked exactly like this. The texture was no different, the color and appearance was the same, I think I will enjoy buying here in the future.

  • @caffinatedsparrow8542
    @caffinatedsparrow8542 Місяць тому +2

    I got a tiny wooden f*ck in a water bottle I bought at a convention. I really wish I knew where to find those because they are awesome.

  • @rhianasmith2179
    @rhianasmith2179 Місяць тому

    Just like in the fix it with duct tape section, I have legit seen a guy recording at a concert, with a DSi. It was the Dethklok/ Baby Metal concert in Houston TX. I still have a video of it lol. One of the greatest things I've ever seen in my life.

  • @jsiuabanwkowibdne
    @jsiuabanwkowibdne Місяць тому

    The toasters being titled the last bath is awesome but totally a Spencer's item

  • @Light_cool_dude
    @Light_cool_dude Місяць тому

    6:40 i can't get papyrus out of my head

  • @theominouspigeon
    @theominouspigeon Місяць тому +4

    we found the funny

  • @SaintTheEcho
    @SaintTheEcho 19 днів тому

    36:08 I was playing clangen while watching this I did not expect this

  • @screamoneo
    @screamoneo Місяць тому

    3:55 no no. he was the one RECEIVING the fart

  • @LowLevelWarrior
    @LowLevelWarrior 21 день тому

    17:36 maybe they are making dry bacon? 😅oO(this thing remind me of a carpet drying rack)

  • @ImJustAlex_
    @ImJustAlex_ 29 днів тому

    6:49 Hey, at least he was polite and asked.

  • @stephanieann6622
    @stephanieann6622 Місяць тому

    14:38 in and out is pretty much strictly in cali so she got him a burger and unassembled it (hopefully put it on ice) and delivered it to him so it wont be nasry and soggy. Which is why they have a satchet of burger sauce instead. So she probably ordered it sauce and cheese on the side. Hopefully he was smart and reheated it in a pan or grill, it probably would taste horrible microwaved if not lol

  • @egg_lord_gaming9
    @egg_lord_gaming9 6 днів тому

    1:27:50 Peak. This might be on the same level as Mario, the idea vs Mario, the man.

  • @LunaticLacewing
    @LunaticLacewing 5 днів тому +1

    1:36:16 happy late birthday lol

  • @Sn0w7ir3
    @Sn0w7ir3 Місяць тому +1

    That was actually jimmy. (Mr beast jimmy) 27:31

  • @almonpista
    @almonpista 12 днів тому

    Okay editor Kenny, early Archer is top notch but Archer Vice was fantastic

  • @Rainok
    @Rainok 27 днів тому

    33:11 my best guess is tardigrade, but I'm not sure how a 5 year old would even know about them

  • @nonameworm69
    @nonameworm69 15 днів тому

    1:43:51
    At one time someone stole the entire toilet from my work place.
    The whole thing, plus the paper holder too.

  • @Sn0w7ir3
    @Sn0w7ir3 Місяць тому

    Wasn’t expecting that reference 36:12

  • @milkywaymetaphor1049
    @milkywaymetaphor1049 Місяць тому

    WARRIOR CATS REFRENCE NO FREAKING WAY 3:02

  • @No-vair-im-dumb
    @No-vair-im-dumb Місяць тому

    36:50 its just music. I got it, too. 8 times. Left it on in the background while I was playing Minecraft. No (other) ads while listening to music? Neat.

  • @crimsonviper8872
    @crimsonviper8872 9 днів тому

    53:13 I don't usually count the Aussie accent as a sexy one but...Jesus.

  • @dominatorofscreens
    @dominatorofscreens Місяць тому +6

    yay

  • @Equ3strianGam3r
    @Equ3strianGam3r Місяць тому

    I want compensation. That designer of the 28-day workout challenge used my likeness for the 35-44 example.

  • @GSICLDGeneral
    @GSICLDGeneral Місяць тому

    27:26 "Who did this and who is Karl?"
    MrBeast did it and Karl is his friend

  • @H3y_1ts_Z3r0
    @H3y_1ts_Z3r0 Місяць тому

    52:54 legit my mom except we're down to one dog and only have 7 cats

  • @Goofygoober584
    @Goofygoober584 Місяць тому

    27:36 looks like someone broke into the wrong wreck room

  • @AshandDogs-2
    @AshandDogs-2 Місяць тому +7

    pls do r/kdsaref kingstupid (if u have dark mode on utube it looks like theres a rectangle between f and k)