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  • Опубліковано 15 вер 2024
  • Get some EmKay merch at emkayshop.com
    A compilation of our videos on the top posts from r/Texts on Reddit. Join the community subreddit at / emkay Video credits below.
    Narrators:
    / @itsboobin
    / @jaymick
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 409

  • @Karsikudafox
    @Karsikudafox 2 місяці тому +362

    "is it drinking alone if you're pregnant?"
    "it is is you keep drinking"
    *"Oh dear god"*
    LMAOO

    • @pacman6744
      @pacman6744 2 місяці тому +4

      Ok

    • @LegendaryLemonss
      @LegendaryLemonss 2 місяці тому +16

      BEST STARTER

    • @Karsikudafox
      @Karsikudafox 2 місяці тому +8

      @@LegendaryLemonss FR

    • @osheridan
      @osheridan 2 місяці тому +7

      I feel like Person A intentionally set it up for that response from B

    • @derpsterYT
      @derpsterYT 2 місяці тому +2

      Theres more.

  • @spiderxdgaming
    @spiderxdgaming 2 місяці тому +121

    "It's suprised Pikachu"
    "Oh okay"
    IS IT?!?! I CAN'T SEE IT

  • @osheridan
    @osheridan 2 місяці тому +107

    I can't believe Emkay saw every text

  • @macdoodleer
    @macdoodleer 2 місяці тому +53

    7:09 In the Godfather, an inside joke was that there was an orange whenever someone was about to die.

    • @anonymoushumankind
      @anonymoushumankind Місяць тому

      Could also be a reference to that one Sherlock Holmes books where the bad white hood wizard ppl send orange pips tonppl they're gonna kill

    • @witherful
      @witherful Місяць тому +5

      🍊

    • @kimpedchenko6426
      @kimpedchenko6426 Місяць тому +2

      @@witherful😅

  • @Laurasophiesmith
    @Laurasophiesmith 2 місяці тому +58

    11:43 I seriously need a 1 hour version of Robin saying „can you do the kitchen again pls“

  • @xaigamer3129
    @xaigamer3129 2 місяці тому +40

    2:37
    M-“what does mood af mean?”
    OP-“mood as fœiŷücķ. Like my current mood or whatever”
    M-“why did you comment that under a video of a gorilla throwing his own sħįÿøțť”

  • @gemini579
    @gemini579 2 місяці тому +122

    The first one actually had me rolling on the floor.

  • @yeonbinist101
    @yeonbinist101 2 місяці тому +30

    3:39 why was the john mulaney impression so good

  • @FartwithnoF
    @FartwithnoF 2 місяці тому +55

    Just started eating and Emkay posted? Heck yeah dude

    • @pacman6744
      @pacman6744 2 місяці тому

      Ok

    • @creepycasta9430
      @creepycasta9430 2 місяці тому

      @@pacman6744You don’t know that feeling of ones food just being more enjoyable to eat with awesome FRESH content? The opposite of seeing Nicocado Avocado.
      .
      .
      .
      Just seeing him, really.
      TL;DR He means “today was a good day.”

    • @ishxxl
      @ishxxl Місяць тому

      Ok

  • @QueenMonny
    @QueenMonny 2 місяці тому +15

    The "HAVE SEEN" "LOVE FELT" one killed me. 🤣

  • @Bewilderebeest
    @Bewilderebeest 2 місяці тому +14

    3:47 I’m going to start using “thank” as an even more sarcastic thanks 😂

  • @abbyj2783
    @abbyj2783 2 місяці тому +10

    24:30 I was not prepared for that punchline! I've been giggling for 2 whole minutes

  • @braxadeez
    @braxadeez 2 місяці тому +4

    I'm going through a terrible breakup and this channel has helped me keep going. Thank you for providing such genuine humor and commentary ❤

  • @nakayoshi93
    @nakayoshi93 2 місяці тому +12

    3:14 dude I made exactly this mistake in middle school
    I had this special needs class that was to help keeping up with classwork and homework. If you didn't have anything to do, you could do literally whatever you wanted. My friends and I all brought their 3DS systems with smash bros every class, and regularly played it together.
    One day, I loudly asked my friend across the classroom if he wanted to play Smash Brothers. But I formulated it like that.

  • @aandafunlist2824
    @aandafunlist2824 2 місяці тому +11

    "Have a present. It's ta-" **gets ad**

  • @emeraldqueen1994
    @emeraldqueen1994 2 місяці тому +7

    I felt brain cells dying trying to figure out what some of these were saying

  • @davidlister7590
    @davidlister7590 2 місяці тому +3

    The Cat one at 4.40 was awesome i was expecting a Lion or Tiger to be on the roof.

  • @Fanboy_of_everything
    @Fanboy_of_everything 9 днів тому

    With the “in a meeting” bit, I realized Jack is my brand of weird.
    And this is why we love him ❤❤❤❤

  • @AshSetItAllFree
    @AshSetItAllFree 2 місяці тому +4

    15:30 WAIT YOU HELPED WITH PIEMATONS SUCTION CUP MAN?1?1?1?1?1

  • @TheMeIonCat
    @TheMeIonCat 2 місяці тому +4

    I can’t think of anything to say because I’m laughing too much 😂

  • @tom_the_animator
    @tom_the_animator 11 днів тому +1

    18:15 chocked on my drink laughing from that

  • @Maria_Doodles
    @Maria_Doodles 2 місяці тому +3

    1:17:13 Ok this person has a amazing singing voice,no one can tell me otherwise

    • @QueenMonny
      @QueenMonny 2 місяці тому

      I was coming into the comments section to say this.
      And also that I must watch the Elvis movie now.

  • @Unfiltered____
    @Unfiltered____ 2 місяці тому +3

    When you arrive early to and Emkay video and are able to eat peacefully now:

  • @MikeDoesStuff_0
    @MikeDoesStuff_0 27 днів тому

    11:49 "Freddy doesn't like this..
    Aretoutryingtotrickfreddy?
    Thank you for depositing 5 coins."

  • @ag-workshop
    @ag-workshop 2 місяці тому +5

    That thumbnail wanted me to stick nails in my eyes

  • @phantombiscuit17
    @phantombiscuit17 2 місяці тому +2

    "welcome to misery I mean Missouri eh same thing" true statement, I live in Missouri and I wish I could live in Alaska or something.

  • @qwertyhbeny_1111
    @qwertyhbeny_1111 2 місяці тому +3

    7:03 the fact that there are more bots than usual on your video is more of a warning than these oranges

  • @Christian.987
    @Christian.987 2 місяці тому +6

    2036 year gang??

  • @Secretgeek2012
    @Secretgeek2012 2 місяці тому +1

    I'm definitely stealing that birthday one for my mate's next birthday.😂

  • @anordinarychannelkeepgoing
    @anordinarychannelkeepgoing Місяць тому

    “aww”
    “i give diabetes”
    *LMAO*

  • @SamuelPierce-xg7hk
    @SamuelPierce-xg7hk 2 місяці тому +1

    "this is how every bad p**n* starts": i can confirm i have all 4 seasons on dvd :D

  • @M4X_d0esGacha
    @M4X_d0esGacha Місяць тому

    52:03 " i dont think wendy would like that" HELPPPP FNGJMFGDHJF,JHJG

  • @EcoMeeco2
    @EcoMeeco2 2 місяці тому +1

    11:33 Thats some interesting sounds you have made

  • @hello_i_am_jacob
    @hello_i_am_jacob 25 днів тому +1

    Holy cow, is that a misfits and magic reference or was brennan referencing something else in that episode lol

  • @SuperSlavey
    @SuperSlavey Місяць тому

    My phone has a tendancy to randomly connect to the TV in our livingroom, and I couldn't cancel it in time, and with everyone out there (including my 7 year old brother) it ended up connecting at 37:40💀

  • @Messier42-handle
    @Messier42-handle 2 місяці тому +2

    2:36 stay out of his territory and nobody gets hurt robin.

  • @trevorgreenough6141
    @trevorgreenough6141 Місяць тому

    SPICY NIPPLE!
    just caught me off guard.

  • @qbertsandy1367
    @qbertsandy1367 16 днів тому +1

    33:47
    Hey I saw this in gravity falls!
    I think Mable called it “centaurtaur”

  • @trecone
    @trecone 2 місяці тому +2

    6:47
    I am physically unallowed to know if the guy is lying or not because IM COLORBLIND

    • @QueenMonny
      @QueenMonny 2 місяці тому +2

      It really does have a Pikachu in it.

  • @maacll4343
    @maacll4343 2 місяці тому

    The guy with the blind spots just experienced his first migraine. Called ambulance when te weird ass headache hit, got given some migraine meds and got told "you're fine it's just a migraine"
    (sudden, temporary blind spots usually indicate migraine, it's called "aura", and the insuing headaches lasts anywhere from 4hrs to a whole day)

  • @searlyt
    @searlyt Місяць тому

    7:04 honestly, i could probably message this to my friends and it be in context. we've had an.. interesting history with citrus based tomfoolery

  • @the_knightofnirn9041
    @the_knightofnirn9041 2 місяці тому

    I've been laughing at 26:41 enough that I might've burst a blood vessel

  • @kenagames4667
    @kenagames4667 2 місяці тому +26

    Love your style, keep rocking it!

  • @ryanmarkel1298
    @ryanmarkel1298 Місяць тому +1

    8:39 I need a priest to baptize that there Kirby

  • @Dumb_Unfortunate_Man
    @Dumb_Unfortunate_Man 2 місяці тому +1

    11:30
    Literally OP transponder snails

  • @davidschuler7196
    @davidschuler7196 2 місяці тому +1

    Jimentha....best name i ever heard

  • @0fficialwilliamaft0n
    @0fficialwilliamaft0n 2 місяці тому +3

    46:58 THE VOICE SENT ME

  • @happyhippoeaters4261
    @happyhippoeaters4261 2 місяці тому +1

    I am the sweetest one Here!
    My Blood sugar is actually just pure compact Sugar!

  • @Khyyro
    @Khyyro 2 місяці тому +1

    " Hey Sue, this is warbalargalarbg"

  • @D00dleT00nz
    @D00dleT00nz 24 дні тому +1

    bro the censorship for the swear words 💀

  • @Coocoocrazy3
    @Coocoocrazy3 29 днів тому +1

    1:13 as someone with webbed toes i can relate

  • @Decay_theory
    @Decay_theory 2 місяці тому +2

    3:40 so when was someone gonna tell me murly and robin were the same person?

  • @Creamypie626
    @Creamypie626 2 місяці тому

    31:39 I was eating dinner in-front of my PC. Now I have noodle bits and soup splashes on my monitor and keyboard.

  • @berriq
    @berriq 2 місяці тому

    jack has such a good singing voice omg

  • @100realspaghettios
    @100realspaghettios 2 місяці тому +2

    way too early for these wild ahh thumbnails

  • @k0mxg1
    @k0mxg1 2 місяці тому +1

    2:13 lmao I love their music

  • @coloneltushfinger69420
    @coloneltushfinger69420 2 місяці тому

    58:22 my hungry ass thought it was chicken nuggets

  • @Morana-mori
    @Morana-mori 2 місяці тому

    WHEN I WAS (happy gee)
    A YOUNG BOY (happy gee)
    MY FATHER (happy gee)

    told me i was a failure 👍 (awkward smile gee)

  • @watermelonsarecoolio
    @watermelonsarecoolio 19 днів тому

    It's 5 o'clock pm and the thumbnail is still right

  • @hjglockner
    @hjglockner 2 місяці тому +5

    68 likes in 6 minutes? Oh I bet what everyone is going to say.

    • @matthewelliott7294
      @matthewelliott7294 2 місяці тому +1

      That Emkay stayed on

    • @hjglockner
      @hjglockner 2 місяці тому +1

      @@matthewelliott7294 well that’s the truth, but they say the opposite of the truth.

  • @TheAutisticKiwi
    @TheAutisticKiwi 2 місяці тому

    Today I learned Robin can make the best Obama impression I've heard in my life

  • @weirdfish_brian
    @weirdfish_brian Місяць тому

    im just sitting here with my cat watching these

  • @-StellarNovae_AR-
    @-StellarNovae_AR- Місяць тому +1

    20:43 BACKROOMS MENTIONED‼‼‼‼

  • @aquamaybemarine1623
    @aquamaybemarine1623 2 місяці тому +2

    8 views in 1 minute? Bros cooking

  • @juhanipolvi4729
    @juhanipolvi4729 2 місяці тому

    7:10 "How is this a warning ?"
    Perhaps it was meant for the annoying orange ?

  • @MikeDoesStuff_0
    @MikeDoesStuff_0 27 днів тому

    11:43 "Please deposit 5 coins!"

  • @ilpoomatili9549
    @ilpoomatili9549 Місяць тому

    1:48 so in other words, I would prefer a coke and 1.5 bottle's of ketchup to you

  • @NarWhalphin-TheDolphin
    @NarWhalphin-TheDolphin 2 місяці тому

    8:10 when they said, dangerous neighborhood and pot head i thought is was crazy daves neighborhood. I'm CrAaAaAaAaZyY!!!

  • @_ksm0922
    @_ksm0922 Місяць тому

    Fun fact: jeet is midwestern slang for “did you eat?”

  • @mrpenguinize6000
    @mrpenguinize6000 2 місяці тому

    48:53 3 days later and I'm still rolling XD

  • @Babyblu2144
    @Babyblu2144 2 місяці тому

    Jack singing was the bestt!!!!!

  • @dabalosthegreat
    @dabalosthegreat 2 місяці тому

    jack sounds like stamper if he was australian and didn't do coke

  • @torigiovannini807
    @torigiovannini807 Місяць тому

    24:51
    Glad people of this state commonly share this opinion

  • @random-productions1837
    @random-productions1837 Місяць тому

    sorry if people don’t want me to explain the joke, but I think the joke at 4:50 was that the guy was blocked

  • @OLBICHL
    @OLBICHL 2 місяці тому

    1:16:48 okay, what the actual fuaque??? that was so beautiful o_O

    • @Jackie_XIII
      @Jackie_XIII 2 місяці тому +1

      Jack is surprisingly really talented. If you look him up he's been in movies, he's on a game show in Australia, apparently the dude plays music, and he's really attractive
      Seriously, like a solid 8/10 what a great guy

  • @veemo..1
    @veemo..1 Місяць тому

    37:36 correct - cáfe is a german word meaning coffee shop

  • @Oleg-gt3xw
    @Oleg-gt3xw 2 місяці тому

    0:45 peak of stupidity in texts

  • @Chaos_lord_beans
    @Chaos_lord_beans 2 місяці тому

    Centauritauritauritauritauritauritauritauritauritaur got me dying fr.
    Ps its 3:09 am as of the writing of this comment
    🎉insomnia! 🎉

  • @macronyandthechickenstrips2293
    @macronyandthechickenstrips2293 Місяць тому

    9:41 STOP MY GRANDPA IS NAMED CRAIG

  • @YourNewSleepParalysisDemon
    @YourNewSleepParalysisDemon 2 місяці тому

    I once paid some college kid in anime figures to help me move shout out to that cool dude!

  • @UwUMaceTLOF
    @UwUMaceTLOF 2 місяці тому

    36:55 this literally played at 2am for me on the dot

  • @-oliveeyeahh
    @-oliveeyeahh 2 місяці тому

    14:04 giving class of 09 nicole 😭

  • @osheridan
    @osheridan 2 місяці тому +7

    0:25 y is this the first time their mum texted them

    • @pacman6744
      @pacman6744 2 місяці тому +1

      Ok

    • @madsfiedler3884
      @madsfiedler3884 2 місяці тому +2

      could be a new phone, could be their first phone, couldve deleted their messages for storage, etc

  • @Brendanowl
    @Brendanowl Місяць тому

    Well after seeing "the Easter Bunny is Jesus Christ's fursona" I am now going to go live a peaceful life in the forest and never interact with anyone ever again.

  • @Feliax_Felia
    @Feliax_Felia 2 місяці тому +1

    Obama jumpscared me😭

  • @The__FBI
    @The__FBI 2 місяці тому

    20:11 this is how I do it but dif same thing where you do it your own way

  • @mariyw.4609
    @mariyw.4609 Місяць тому

    I have been watching emaky all day while playing royale high

  • @harrycarrico981
    @harrycarrico981 2 місяці тому +1

    You did great roobin

  • @YoungMrBlue
    @YoungMrBlue 2 місяці тому

    50:35 first post I made that got found by EmKay
    Great moment for me back then

  • @AshandDogs-2
    @AshandDogs-2 2 місяці тому +1

    The first one is hilarious 😂😂😂😂😄😄💀💀💀😆😆😂😂😂

  • @FloppyTheFloppah
    @FloppyTheFloppah Місяць тому

    I love the backround Undertale music.

  • @SheepLiver
    @SheepLiver 2 місяці тому

    7:10 right person here, I have a minor orange addiction

  • @Crypt_keeper6
    @Crypt_keeper6 2 місяці тому

    2:11
    Bro ive did the same thing when someone asked me of i liked them too😂😅

  • @Willowiam
    @Willowiam 2 місяці тому

    21:25 THATS MY BFS OLD WRONG NUMBER TEXT NO FKING WAYYY

  • @wihaqwq870
    @wihaqwq870 15 днів тому

    3:40 HOW DID YOU SOUND EXACTLY LIKE JOHN MULANEY

  • @benjaminabritton4416
    @benjaminabritton4416 2 місяці тому

    You are saving time though. If you have 8 hours till work, then You put the clock back an hour, you have 9 hours before work. It's not about increasing your hours, but about having an extra hour that's disposable on one particular evening when it changes

  • @leifcasanova3097
    @leifcasanova3097 2 місяці тому

    0:23 ROBIN WHAT DOES THIS MEANNNN

  • @regiluci
    @regiluci 2 місяці тому

    9:35 my mom’s husband (my dad) and her dad have the same first name 😭

  • @billcipher-l5q
    @billcipher-l5q Місяць тому

    39:30 hey, my name is ivy. i just thought that was cool.

  • @xxxmitsuu
    @xxxmitsuu 2 місяці тому

    0:26 my name is sam and i turned my head so quick