ALL OF r/TEXTS
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- Опубліковано 15 вер 2024
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A compilation of our videos on the top posts from r/Texts on Reddit. Join the community subreddit at / emkay Video credits below.
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/ @itsboobin
/ @jaymick
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"is it drinking alone if you're pregnant?"
"it is is you keep drinking"
*"Oh dear god"*
LMAOO
Ok
BEST STARTER
@@LegendaryLemonss FR
I feel like Person A intentionally set it up for that response from B
Theres more.
"It's suprised Pikachu"
"Oh okay"
IS IT?!?! I CAN'T SEE IT
It is surprised Pikachu
@@maddiemanwaring5116 REALLY!?
@@maddiemanwaring5116 REALLY?!??
@@spiderxdgaming yep
I can see it
I can't believe Emkay saw every text
7:09 In the Godfather, an inside joke was that there was an orange whenever someone was about to die.
Could also be a reference to that one Sherlock Holmes books where the bad white hood wizard ppl send orange pips tonppl they're gonna kill
🍊
@@witherful😅
11:43 I seriously need a 1 hour version of Robin saying „can you do the kitchen again pls“
Same someone loop it
2:37
M-“what does mood af mean?”
OP-“mood as fœiŷücķ. Like my current mood or whatever”
M-“why did you comment that under a video of a gorilla throwing his own sħįÿøțť”
The first one actually had me rolling on the floor.
Ok
Ok
@@pacman6744 we get it bro
CENTAURITAURITAURITAUR
@@sil.k315 Ok
3:39 why was the john mulaney impression so good
Just started eating and Emkay posted? Heck yeah dude
Ok
@@pacman6744You don’t know that feeling of ones food just being more enjoyable to eat with awesome FRESH content? The opposite of seeing Nicocado Avocado.
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Just seeing him, really.
TL;DR He means “today was a good day.”
Ok
The "HAVE SEEN" "LOVE FELT" one killed me. 🤣
3:47 I’m going to start using “thank” as an even more sarcastic thanks 😂
24:30 I was not prepared for that punchline! I've been giggling for 2 whole minutes
I'm going through a terrible breakup and this channel has helped me keep going. Thank you for providing such genuine humor and commentary ❤
3:14 dude I made exactly this mistake in middle school
I had this special needs class that was to help keeping up with classwork and homework. If you didn't have anything to do, you could do literally whatever you wanted. My friends and I all brought their 3DS systems with smash bros every class, and regularly played it together.
One day, I loudly asked my friend across the classroom if he wanted to play Smash Brothers. But I formulated it like that.
Special grade
"Have a present. It's ta-" **gets ad**
this comment is just *italian gesture*
I felt brain cells dying trying to figure out what some of these were saying
The Cat one at 4.40 was awesome i was expecting a Lion or Tiger to be on the roof.
With the “in a meeting” bit, I realized Jack is my brand of weird.
And this is why we love him ❤❤❤❤
15:30 WAIT YOU HELPED WITH PIEMATONS SUCTION CUP MAN?1?1?1?1?1
Hey look, my exact reaction
I can’t think of anything to say because I’m laughing too much 😂
18:15 chocked on my drink laughing from that
1:17:13 Ok this person has a amazing singing voice,no one can tell me otherwise
I was coming into the comments section to say this.
And also that I must watch the Elvis movie now.
When you arrive early to and Emkay video and are able to eat peacefully now:
11:49 "Freddy doesn't like this..
Aretoutryingtotrickfreddy?
Thank you for depositing 5 coins."
That thumbnail wanted me to stick nails in my eyes
"welcome to misery I mean Missouri eh same thing" true statement, I live in Missouri and I wish I could live in Alaska or something.
7:03 the fact that there are more bots than usual on your video is more of a warning than these oranges
2036 year gang??
I'm definitely stealing that birthday one for my mate's next birthday.😂
“aww”
“i give diabetes”
*LMAO*
"this is how every bad p**n* starts": i can confirm i have all 4 seasons on dvd :D
52:03 " i dont think wendy would like that" HELPPPP FNGJMFGDHJF,JHJG
11:33 Thats some interesting sounds you have made
Holy cow, is that a misfits and magic reference or was brennan referencing something else in that episode lol
My phone has a tendancy to randomly connect to the TV in our livingroom, and I couldn't cancel it in time, and with everyone out there (including my 7 year old brother) it ended up connecting at 37:40💀
2:36 stay out of his territory and nobody gets hurt robin.
SPICY NIPPLE!
just caught me off guard.
33:47
Hey I saw this in gravity falls!
I think Mable called it “centaurtaur”
6:47
I am physically unallowed to know if the guy is lying or not because IM COLORBLIND
It really does have a Pikachu in it.
The guy with the blind spots just experienced his first migraine. Called ambulance when te weird ass headache hit, got given some migraine meds and got told "you're fine it's just a migraine"
(sudden, temporary blind spots usually indicate migraine, it's called "aura", and the insuing headaches lasts anywhere from 4hrs to a whole day)
7:04 honestly, i could probably message this to my friends and it be in context. we've had an.. interesting history with citrus based tomfoolery
I've been laughing at 26:41 enough that I might've burst a blood vessel
Love your style, keep rocking it!
Actual bot
Ok
Bot
8:39 I need a priest to baptize that there Kirby
11:30
Literally OP transponder snails
Jimentha....best name i ever heard
46:58 THE VOICE SENT ME
44:06
I am the sweetest one Here!
My Blood sugar is actually just pure compact Sugar!
" Hey Sue, this is warbalargalarbg"
bro the censorship for the swear words 💀
1:13 as someone with webbed toes i can relate
3:40 so when was someone gonna tell me murly and robin were the same person?
31:39 I was eating dinner in-front of my PC. Now I have noodle bits and soup splashes on my monitor and keyboard.
jack has such a good singing voice omg
way too early for these wild ahh thumbnails
2:13 lmao I love their music
58:22 my hungry ass thought it was chicken nuggets
WHEN I WAS (happy gee)
A YOUNG BOY (happy gee)
MY FATHER (happy gee)
…
told me i was a failure 👍 (awkward smile gee)
It's 5 o'clock pm and the thumbnail is still right
68 likes in 6 minutes? Oh I bet what everyone is going to say.
That Emkay stayed on
@@matthewelliott7294 well that’s the truth, but they say the opposite of the truth.
Today I learned Robin can make the best Obama impression I've heard in my life
im just sitting here with my cat watching these
20:43 BACKROOMS MENTIONED‼‼‼‼
8 views in 1 minute? Bros cooking
7:10 "How is this a warning ?"
Perhaps it was meant for the annoying orange ?
11:43 "Please deposit 5 coins!"
1:48 so in other words, I would prefer a coke and 1.5 bottle's of ketchup to you
8:10 when they said, dangerous neighborhood and pot head i thought is was crazy daves neighborhood. I'm CrAaAaAaAaZyY!!!
Fun fact: jeet is midwestern slang for “did you eat?”
48:53 3 days later and I'm still rolling XD
Jack singing was the bestt!!!!!
jack sounds like stamper if he was australian and didn't do coke
24:51
Glad people of this state commonly share this opinion
sorry if people don’t want me to explain the joke, but I think the joke at 4:50 was that the guy was blocked
1:16:48 okay, what the actual fuaque??? that was so beautiful o_O
Jack is surprisingly really talented. If you look him up he's been in movies, he's on a game show in Australia, apparently the dude plays music, and he's really attractive
Seriously, like a solid 8/10 what a great guy
37:36 correct - cáfe is a german word meaning coffee shop
0:45 peak of stupidity in texts
Centauritauritauritauritauritauritauritauritauritaur got me dying fr.
Ps its 3:09 am as of the writing of this comment
🎉insomnia! 🎉
9:41 STOP MY GRANDPA IS NAMED CRAIG
I once paid some college kid in anime figures to help me move shout out to that cool dude!
36:55 this literally played at 2am for me on the dot
14:04 giving class of 09 nicole 😭
0:25 y is this the first time their mum texted them
Ok
could be a new phone, could be their first phone, couldve deleted their messages for storage, etc
Well after seeing "the Easter Bunny is Jesus Christ's fursona" I am now going to go live a peaceful life in the forest and never interact with anyone ever again.
Obama jumpscared me😭
20:11 this is how I do it but dif same thing where you do it your own way
I have been watching emaky all day while playing royale high
You did great roobin
50:35 first post I made that got found by EmKay
Great moment for me back then
The first one is hilarious 😂😂😂😂😄😄💀💀💀😆😆😂😂😂
I love the backround Undertale music.
7:10 right person here, I have a minor orange addiction
2:11
Bro ive did the same thing when someone asked me of i liked them too😂😅
21:25 THATS MY BFS OLD WRONG NUMBER TEXT NO FKING WAYYY
3:40 HOW DID YOU SOUND EXACTLY LIKE JOHN MULANEY
You are saving time though. If you have 8 hours till work, then You put the clock back an hour, you have 9 hours before work. It's not about increasing your hours, but about having an extra hour that's disposable on one particular evening when it changes
0:23 ROBIN WHAT DOES THIS MEANNNN
9:35 my mom’s husband (my dad) and her dad have the same first name 😭
39:30 hey, my name is ivy. i just thought that was cool.
0:26 my name is sam and i turned my head so quick