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  • @Karsikudafox
    @Karsikudafox 7 місяців тому +432

    "is it drinking alone if you're pregnant?"
    "it is is you keep drinking"
    *"Oh dear god"*
    LMAOO

    • @pacman6744
      @pacman6744 7 місяців тому +5

      Ok

    • @lovely.l1ls
      @lovely.l1ls 7 місяців тому +16

      BEST STARTER

    • @Karsikudafox
      @Karsikudafox 7 місяців тому +8

      @@lovely.l1ls FR

    • @osheridan
      @osheridan 7 місяців тому +7

      I feel like Person A intentionally set it up for that response from B

    • @derpsterYT
      @derpsterYT 7 місяців тому +2

      Theres more.

  • @spiderxdgaming
    @spiderxdgaming 7 місяців тому +157

    "It's suprised Pikachu"
    "Oh okay"
    IS IT?!?! I CAN'T SEE IT

  • @Laurasophiesmith
    @Laurasophiesmith 7 місяців тому +74

    11:43 I seriously need a 1 hour version of Robin saying „can you do the kitchen again pls“

  • @macdoodleer
    @macdoodleer 7 місяців тому +103

    7:09 In the Godfather, an inside joke was that there was an orange whenever someone was about to die.

    • @anonymoushumankind
      @anonymoushumankind 6 місяців тому

      Could also be a reference to that one Sherlock Holmes books where the bad white hood wizard ppl send orange pips tonppl they're gonna kill

    • @witherful
      @witherful 6 місяців тому +9

      🍊

    • @anyamusume253
      @anyamusume253 5 місяців тому +7

      @@witherful😅

    • @Lyrebird.Rainwing
      @Lyrebird.Rainwing 2 місяці тому

      ​@@anyamusume253R.i.p random internet person. They will be missed

  • @osheridan
    @osheridan 7 місяців тому +129

    I can't believe Emkay saw every text

    • @kayleebecker
      @kayleebecker 16 днів тому +1

      It’s the sheer power of Emkay that allows this amount of knowledge to seep into their minds

  • @heartonwindowsill
    @heartonwindowsill 7 місяців тому +43

    3:39 why was the john mulaney impression so good

  • @xaigamer3129
    @xaigamer3129 7 місяців тому +50

    2:37
    M-“what does mood af mean?”
    OP-“mood as fœiŷücķ. Like my current mood or whatever”
    M-“why did you comment that under a video of a gorilla throwing his own sħįÿøțť”

    • @DragonNodez
      @DragonNodez 4 місяці тому +1

      you saw the video! want a gold star?

    • @DragonNodez
      @DragonNodez 4 місяці тому

      you saw the video! want a gold star?

    • @xaigamer3129
      @xaigamer3129 4 місяці тому

      ⁠​⁠@@DragonNodeznah just commenting on how silly the distortion on the swear words are

  • @abbyj2783
    @abbyj2783 7 місяців тому +12

    24:30 I was not prepared for that punchline! I've been giggling for 2 whole minutes

  • @gemini579
    @gemini579 7 місяців тому +132

    The first one actually had me rolling on the floor.

  • @FartwithnoF
    @FartwithnoF 7 місяців тому +64

    Just started eating and Emkay posted? Heck yeah dude

    • @pacman6744
      @pacman6744 7 місяців тому

      Ok

    • @creepycasta9430
      @creepycasta9430 7 місяців тому

      @@pacman6744You don’t know that feeling of ones food just being more enjoyable to eat with awesome FRESH content? The opposite of seeing Nicocado Avocado.
      .
      .
      .
      Just seeing him, really.
      TL;DR He means “today was a good day.”

    • @ishxxl
      @ishxxl 5 місяців тому

      Ok

    • @ОлегШулаев-э7й
      @ОлегШулаев-э7й 3 місяці тому

      Ok

    • @Rylanjones1212d
      @Rylanjones1212d 2 місяці тому

      Ok

  • @QueenMonny
    @QueenMonny 7 місяців тому +18

    The "HAVE SEEN" "LOVE FELT" one killed me. 🤣

  • @ClassicHognog
    @ClassicHognog 7 місяців тому +20

    3:47 I’m going to start using “thank” as an even more sarcastic thanks 😂

    • @NachoCheeseDorito-Kun
      @NachoCheeseDorito-Kun 4 місяці тому +1

      MatPat has just made this my general way to respond to things

  • @braxadeez
    @braxadeez 7 місяців тому +6

    I'm going through a terrible breakup and this channel has helped me keep going. Thank you for providing such genuine humor and commentary ❤

  • @aandafunlist2824
    @aandafunlist2824 7 місяців тому +14

    "Have a present. It's ta-" **gets ad**

    • @THEROOKANDMIA
      @THEROOKANDMIA 7 місяців тому +2

      this comment is just *italian gesture*

  • @emeraldqueen1994
    @emeraldqueen1994 7 місяців тому +10

    I felt brain cells dying trying to figure out what some of these were saying

  • @nakayoshi93
    @nakayoshi93 7 місяців тому +12

    3:14 dude I made exactly this mistake in middle school
    I had this special needs class that was to help keeping up with classwork and homework. If you didn't have anything to do, you could do literally whatever you wanted. My friends and I all brought their 3DS systems with smash bros every class, and regularly played it together.
    One day, I loudly asked my friend across the classroom if he wanted to play Smash Brothers. But I formulated it like that.

  • @rosebud2949
    @rosebud2949 27 днів тому

    That guy should become a monk he'll be immune to poison damage at level 10 and be able to run at over 79 miles an hour

  • @YoungMrBlue
    @YoungMrBlue 7 місяців тому +3

    50:35 first post I made that got found by EmKay
    Great moment for me back then

  • @RyanVermeer-g1r
    @RyanVermeer-g1r 29 днів тому +1

    34:07 I can’t breathe 😂

  • @davidlister7590
    @davidlister7590 7 місяців тому +3

    The Cat one at 4.40 was awesome i was expecting a Lion or Tiger to be on the roof.

  • @AshSetItAllFree
    @AshSetItAllFree 6 місяців тому +6

    15:30 WAIT YOU HELPED WITH PIEMATONS SUCTION CUP MAN?1?1?1?1?1

  • @qbertsandy1367
    @qbertsandy1367 5 місяців тому +3

    33:47
    Hey I saw this in gravity falls!
    I think Mable called it “centaurtaur”

  • @anthonyfreakwardstark
    @anthonyfreakwardstark Місяць тому +1

    i was fully expecting a comment tagging every time jack sang by caitlin abbott.

  • @TheMeIonCat
    @TheMeIonCat 7 місяців тому +4

    I can’t think of anything to say because I’m laughing too much 😂

  • @Avvaaaaaaaa
    @Avvaaaaaaaa 4 місяці тому

    I love the "Welcome To The Black Parade" one, i was vibing to jack's singing and then BOOM. Cracked me right up.

  • @SamuelPierce-xg7hk
    @SamuelPierce-xg7hk 7 місяців тому +2

    "this is how every bad p**n* starts": i can confirm i have all 4 seasons on dvd :D

  • @Fanboy_of_everything
    @Fanboy_of_everything 4 місяці тому

    With the “in a meeting” bit, I realized Jack is my brand of weird.
    And this is why we love him ❤❤❤❤

  • @THEROOKANDMIA
    @THEROOKANDMIA 5 місяців тому +1

    “aww”
    “i give diabetes”
    *LMAO*

  • @1Not4Me3
    @1Not4Me3 Місяць тому

    0:11 nohohohooo what in 2min‘s beef is this im crying 😭

  • @Unfiltered____
    @Unfiltered____ 7 місяців тому +3

    When you arrive early to and Emkay video and are able to eat peacefully now:

  • @MikeDoesStuff_0
    @MikeDoesStuff_0 5 місяців тому

    11:49 "Freddy doesn't like this..
    Aretoutryingtotrickfreddy?
    Thank you for depositing 5 coins."

  • @hello_i_am_jacob
    @hello_i_am_jacob 5 місяців тому +1

    Holy cow, is that a misfits and magic reference or was brennan referencing something else in that episode lol

  • @Maria_Doodles
    @Maria_Doodles 7 місяців тому +3

    1:17:13 Ok this person has a amazing singing voice,no one can tell me otherwise

    • @QueenMonny
      @QueenMonny 7 місяців тому

      I was coming into the comments section to say this.
      And also that I must watch the Elvis movie now.

  • @TheChosenOrange
    @TheChosenOrange 3 місяці тому +2

    7:04 thats me in that photo

  • @armymedic_bnw
    @armymedic_bnw 3 місяці тому

    No offense, but I just KNOW this dude gets up to shenanigans with these voices in the boudoir. And I find that both hilarious AND attractive. Dudes, make your girl LAUGH. That's one of the best things in the world,ngl. 😂🤣

  • @tom_the_animator
    @tom_the_animator 4 місяці тому

    18:15 chocked on my drink laughing from that

  • @watermelonsarecoolio
    @watermelonsarecoolio 5 місяців тому +1

    It's 5 o'clock pm and the thumbnail is still right

  • @qwertyhbeny64
    @qwertyhbeny64 7 місяців тому +3

    7:03 the fact that there are more bots than usual on your video is more of a warning than these oranges

  • @Secretgeek2012
    @Secretgeek2012 7 місяців тому +1

    I'm definitely stealing that birthday one for my mate's next birthday.😂

  • @phantombiscuit17
    @phantombiscuit17 7 місяців тому +2

    "welcome to misery I mean Missouri eh same thing" true statement, I live in Missouri and I wish I could live in Alaska or something.

  • @the_knightofnirn9041
    @the_knightofnirn9041 6 місяців тому

    I've been laughing at 26:41 enough that I might've burst a blood vessel

  • @ag-workshop
    @ag-workshop 7 місяців тому +5

    That thumbnail wanted me to stick nails in my eyes

  • @BlueD00dle444
    @BlueD00dle444 5 місяців тому +2

    bro the censorship for the swear words 💀

  • @Brendanowl
    @Brendanowl 6 місяців тому +1

    Well after seeing "the Easter Bunny is Jesus Christ's fursona" I am now going to go live a peaceful life in the forest and never interact with anyone ever again.

  • @novaflame_ember
    @novaflame_ember 4 місяці тому

    35:50 I think he was actually legit reminding him to take the trash out and not calling him trash, that last message was asking if he fed the cats, meaning there's a much higher chance of this just being the dad reminding him in his own dad way to take the trash out since he did ask if he fed the cats.

  • @M4X_d0esGacha
    @M4X_d0esGacha 6 місяців тому

    52:03 " i dont think wendy would like that" HELPPPP FNGJMFGDHJF,JHJG

  • @Messier42-handle
    @Messier42-handle 7 місяців тому +2

    2:36 stay out of his territory and nobody gets hurt robin.

  • @trecone
    @trecone 7 місяців тому +2

    6:47
    I am physically unallowed to know if the guy is lying or not because IM COLORBLIND

    • @QueenMonny
      @QueenMonny 7 місяців тому +2

      It really does have a Pikachu in it.

  • @renegadethesandwing02050
    @renegadethesandwing02050 4 місяці тому +1

    meow
    *dog pic *
    needs to reply with
    woof
    *cat pic *

  • @SuperSlavey
    @SuperSlavey 6 місяців тому

    My phone has a tendancy to randomly connect to the TV in our livingroom, and I couldn't cancel it in time, and with everyone out there (including my 7 year old brother) it ended up connecting at 37:40💀

  • @k0mxg1
    @k0mxg1 7 місяців тому +1

    2:13 lmao I love their music

  • @The_guy_who-asked
    @The_guy_who-asked 2 місяці тому

    15:55 “Je suit mort” translates to “I am dead”
    Just so yall know

  • @dreadedgamer23
    @dreadedgamer23 2 місяці тому

    15:17 It took me too long to get that. For anyone who hasn't gotten it yet, let's just say that Cardmaster went to go get milk.

  • @maacll4343
    @maacll4343 6 місяців тому

    The guy with the blind spots just experienced his first migraine. Called ambulance when te weird ass headache hit, got given some migraine meds and got told "you're fine it's just a migraine"
    (sudden, temporary blind spots usually indicate migraine, it's called "aura", and the insuing headaches lasts anywhere from 4hrs to a whole day)

  • @ZeroX0001
    @ZeroX0001 3 місяці тому

    25:08 the end of that text blog killed me

  • @NachoCheeseDorito-Kun
    @NachoCheeseDorito-Kun 4 місяці тому

    25:06 It's been _several_ years since I used to frequent DamnFunnyTexts, but I don't think I'll ever be able to evict this particular example from my memories.
    Edit: The Centauritaur broke me

  • @MugiwaraGuy
    @MugiwaraGuy 7 місяців тому +1

    11:30
    Literally OP transponder snails

  • @searlyt
    @searlyt 5 місяців тому

    7:04 honestly, i could probably message this to my friends and it be in context. we've had an.. interesting history with citrus based tomfoolery

  • @ryanmarkel1298
    @ryanmarkel1298 6 місяців тому +1

    8:39 I need a priest to baptize that there Kirby

  • @EcoMeeco2
    @EcoMeeco2 6 місяців тому +1

    11:33 Thats some interesting sounds you have made

  • @Khyyro
    @Khyyro 7 місяців тому +1

    " Hey Sue, this is warbalargalarbg"

  • @Coocoocrazy3
    @Coocoocrazy3 5 місяців тому +1

    1:13 as someone with webbed toes i can relate

  • @Comedygoldzz
    @Comedygoldzz 4 місяці тому

    34:09
    I cannot with how it gets faster

  • @Riggbytheraccoon
    @Riggbytheraccoon 3 місяці тому

    I was just watching an analog horror then heard "is it drinking alone if you're pregnant.

  • @Elite_Defender
    @Elite_Defender 7 місяців тому +1

    20:22 this guy knows the method

  • @aresez64
    @aresez64 3 місяці тому +1

    4:20 I beg to differ

  • @torigiovannini807
    @torigiovannini807 5 місяців тому

    24:51
    Glad people of this state commonly share this opinion

  • @minecraftexpertstudios7368
    @minecraftexpertstudios7368 2 місяці тому

    I decided I wanted to listen to Jack's "Do you want to go to Target" on Repeat

  • @Creamypie626
    @Creamypie626 7 місяців тому

    31:39 I was eating dinner in-front of my PC. Now I have noodle bits and soup splashes on my monitor and keyboard.

  • @-StellarNovae_AR-
    @-StellarNovae_AR- 6 місяців тому +1

    20:43 BACKROOMS MENTIONED‼‼‼‼

  • @trevorgreenough6141
    @trevorgreenough6141 6 місяців тому

    SPICY NIPPLE!
    just caught me off guard.

  • @berriq
    @berriq 7 місяців тому

    jack has such a good singing voice omg

  • @random-productions1837
    @random-productions1837 6 місяців тому

    sorry if people don’t want me to explain the joke, but I think the joke at 4:50 was that the guy was blocked

  • @happyhippoeaters4261
    @happyhippoeaters4261 6 місяців тому +1

    I am the sweetest one Here!
    My Blood sugar is actually just pure compact Sugar!

  • @Thomas_Everman
    @Thomas_Everman 2 місяці тому

    7:04 Crimson 1 warning Monarch, but accidentally sent it to Presidia.

  • @thepsychobear2362
    @thepsychobear2362 Місяць тому

    30:45
    literally birds
    Crocodiles aren't literally dinosaurs, but birds are

  • @TheAutisticKiwi
    @TheAutisticKiwi 7 місяців тому

    Today I learned Robin can make the best Obama impression I've heard in my life

  • @harrycarrico981
    @harrycarrico981 7 місяців тому +1

    You did great roobin

  • @TheAnimeWeeb33
    @TheAnimeWeeb33 3 місяці тому

    12:09 had me dying 🤣

  • @veepocolypse
    @veepocolypse 5 місяців тому

    37:36 correct - cáfe is a german word meaning coffee shop

  • @R_ltd
    @R_ltd 3 місяці тому

    Why was that frozen singing on point tho

  • @100realspaghettios
    @100realspaghettios 7 місяців тому +2

    way too early for these wild ahh thumbnails

  • @saberruntv
    @saberruntv 3 місяці тому

    The dog one. The right answer would have been to add. But I'm ready to love another fur baby

  • @MikeDoesStuff_0
    @MikeDoesStuff_0 5 місяців тому

    11:43 "Please deposit 5 coins!"

  • @ilpoomatili9549
    @ilpoomatili9549 5 місяців тому

    1:48 so in other words, I would prefer a coke and 1.5 bottle's of ketchup to you

  • @vanessamichaels9512
    @vanessamichaels9512 4 місяці тому

    it's a totally acceptable way to answer a math question.

  • @mrpenguinize6000
    @mrpenguinize6000 7 місяців тому

    48:53 3 days later and I'm still rolling XD

  • @MaceTLOF
    @MaceTLOF 7 місяців тому

    36:55 this literally played at 2am for me on the dot

  • @The__FBI
    @The__FBI 6 місяців тому

    20:11 this is how I do it but dif same thing where you do it your own way

  • @Feliax_Felia
    @Feliax_Felia 7 місяців тому +1

    Obama jumpscared me😭

  • @Babyblu2144
    @Babyblu2144 7 місяців тому

    Jack singing was the bestt!!!!!

  • @undeadking420
    @undeadking420 Місяць тому +1

    0:08 That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard
    22:49 How is someone attracted to frying pans 💀

  • @Lyrebird.Rainwing
    @Lyrebird.Rainwing 7 місяців тому +1

    7:26 Esophagus

  • @weirdfish_brian
    @weirdfish_brian 6 місяців тому

    im just sitting here with my cat watching these

  • @Jeff_the_shark01
    @Jeff_the_shark01 6 місяців тому

    Centauritauritauritauritauritauritauritauritauritaur got me dying fr.
    Ps its 3:09 am as of the writing of this comment
    🎉insomnia! 🎉

  • @Christian.987
    @Christian.987 7 місяців тому +10

    2036 year gang??

  • @juhanipolvi4729
    @juhanipolvi4729 6 місяців тому

    7:10 "How is this a warning ?"
    Perhaps it was meant for the annoying orange ?

  • @OLBICHL
    @OLBICHL 7 місяців тому

    1:16:48 okay, what the actual fuaque??? that was so beautiful o_O

    • @Jackie_XIII
      @Jackie_XIII 7 місяців тому +1

      Jack is surprisingly really talented. If you look him up he's been in movies, he's on a game show in Australia, apparently the dude plays music, and he's really attractive
      Seriously, like a solid 8/10 what a great guy

  • @narvuscus573
    @narvuscus573 6 місяців тому

    58:22 my hungry ass thought it was chicken nuggets

  • @XCaptianXChaosX
    @XCaptianXChaosX 7 місяців тому

    I once paid some college kid in anime figures to help me move shout out to that cool dude!