2:37 M-“what does mood af mean?” OP-“mood as fœiŷücķ. Like my current mood or whatever” M-“why did you comment that under a video of a gorilla throwing his own sħįÿøțť”
@@pacman6744You don’t know that feeling of ones food just being more enjoyable to eat with awesome FRESH content? The opposite of seeing Nicocado Avocado. . . . Just seeing him, really. TL;DR He means “today was a good day.”
3:14 dude I made exactly this mistake in middle school I had this special needs class that was to help keeping up with classwork and homework. If you didn't have anything to do, you could do literally whatever you wanted. My friends and I all brought their 3DS systems with smash bros every class, and regularly played it together. One day, I loudly asked my friend across the classroom if he wanted to play Smash Brothers. But I formulated it like that.
No offense, but I just KNOW this dude gets up to shenanigans with these voices in the boudoir. And I find that both hilarious AND attractive. Dudes, make your girl LAUGH. That's one of the best things in the world,ngl. 😂🤣
Well after seeing "the Easter Bunny is Jesus Christ's fursona" I am now going to go live a peaceful life in the forest and never interact with anyone ever again.
35:50 I think he was actually legit reminding him to take the trash out and not calling him trash, that last message was asking if he fed the cats, meaning there's a much higher chance of this just being the dad reminding him in his own dad way to take the trash out since he did ask if he fed the cats.
My phone has a tendancy to randomly connect to the TV in our livingroom, and I couldn't cancel it in time, and with everyone out there (including my 7 year old brother) it ended up connecting at 37:40💀
The guy with the blind spots just experienced his first migraine. Called ambulance when te weird ass headache hit, got given some migraine meds and got told "you're fine it's just a migraine" (sudden, temporary blind spots usually indicate migraine, it's called "aura", and the insuing headaches lasts anywhere from 4hrs to a whole day)
25:06 It's been _several_ years since I used to frequent DamnFunnyTexts, but I don't think I'll ever be able to evict this particular example from my memories. Edit: The Centauritaur broke me
Jack is surprisingly really talented. If you look him up he's been in movies, he's on a game show in Australia, apparently the dude plays music, and he's really attractive Seriously, like a solid 8/10 what a great guy
"is it drinking alone if you're pregnant?"
"it is is you keep drinking"
*"Oh dear god"*
LMAOO
Ok
BEST STARTER
@@lovely.l1ls FR
I feel like Person A intentionally set it up for that response from B
Theres more.
"It's suprised Pikachu"
"Oh okay"
IS IT?!?! I CAN'T SEE IT
It is surprised Pikachu
@@maddiemanwaring5116 REALLY!?
@@maddiemanwaring5116 REALLY?!??
@@spiderxdgaming yep
I can see it
11:43 I seriously need a 1 hour version of Robin saying „can you do the kitchen again pls“
Same someone loop it
1 more like til 69
7:09 In the Godfather, an inside joke was that there was an orange whenever someone was about to die.
Could also be a reference to that one Sherlock Holmes books where the bad white hood wizard ppl send orange pips tonppl they're gonna kill
🍊
@@witherful😅
@@anyamusume253R.i.p random internet person. They will be missed
I can't believe Emkay saw every text
It’s the sheer power of Emkay that allows this amount of knowledge to seep into their minds
3:39 why was the john mulaney impression so good
2:37
M-“what does mood af mean?”
OP-“mood as fœiŷücķ. Like my current mood or whatever”
M-“why did you comment that under a video of a gorilla throwing his own sħįÿøțť”
you saw the video! want a gold star?
you saw the video! want a gold star?
@@DragonNodeznah just commenting on how silly the distortion on the swear words are
24:30 I was not prepared for that punchline! I've been giggling for 2 whole minutes
The first one actually had me rolling on the floor.
Ok
Ok
@@pacman6744 we get it bro
CENTAURITAURITAURITAUR
@@sil.k315 Ok
Just started eating and Emkay posted? Heck yeah dude
Ok
@@pacman6744You don’t know that feeling of ones food just being more enjoyable to eat with awesome FRESH content? The opposite of seeing Nicocado Avocado.
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Just seeing him, really.
TL;DR He means “today was a good day.”
Ok
Ok
Ok
The "HAVE SEEN" "LOVE FELT" one killed me. 🤣
Sameee💀
3:47 I’m going to start using “thank” as an even more sarcastic thanks 😂
MatPat has just made this my general way to respond to things
I'm going through a terrible breakup and this channel has helped me keep going. Thank you for providing such genuine humor and commentary ❤
"Have a present. It's ta-" **gets ad**
this comment is just *italian gesture*
I felt brain cells dying trying to figure out what some of these were saying
3:14 dude I made exactly this mistake in middle school
I had this special needs class that was to help keeping up with classwork and homework. If you didn't have anything to do, you could do literally whatever you wanted. My friends and I all brought their 3DS systems with smash bros every class, and regularly played it together.
One day, I loudly asked my friend across the classroom if he wanted to play Smash Brothers. But I formulated it like that.
Special grade
That guy should become a monk he'll be immune to poison damage at level 10 and be able to run at over 79 miles an hour
50:35 first post I made that got found by EmKay
Great moment for me back then
34:07 I can’t breathe 😂
The Cat one at 4.40 was awesome i was expecting a Lion or Tiger to be on the roof.
15:30 WAIT YOU HELPED WITH PIEMATONS SUCTION CUP MAN?1?1?1?1?1
Hey look, my exact reaction
33:47
Hey I saw this in gravity falls!
I think Mable called it “centaurtaur”
i was fully expecting a comment tagging every time jack sang by caitlin abbott.
I can’t think of anything to say because I’m laughing too much 😂
I love the "Welcome To The Black Parade" one, i was vibing to jack's singing and then BOOM. Cracked me right up.
"this is how every bad p**n* starts": i can confirm i have all 4 seasons on dvd :D
With the “in a meeting” bit, I realized Jack is my brand of weird.
And this is why we love him ❤❤❤❤
“aww”
“i give diabetes”
*LMAO*
0:11 nohohohooo what in 2min‘s beef is this im crying 😭
When you arrive early to and Emkay video and are able to eat peacefully now:
11:49 "Freddy doesn't like this..
Aretoutryingtotrickfreddy?
Thank you for depositing 5 coins."
Holy cow, is that a misfits and magic reference or was brennan referencing something else in that episode lol
1:17:13 Ok this person has a amazing singing voice,no one can tell me otherwise
I was coming into the comments section to say this.
And also that I must watch the Elvis movie now.
7:04 thats me in that photo
No offense, but I just KNOW this dude gets up to shenanigans with these voices in the boudoir. And I find that both hilarious AND attractive. Dudes, make your girl LAUGH. That's one of the best things in the world,ngl. 😂🤣
18:15 chocked on my drink laughing from that
It's 5 o'clock pm and the thumbnail is still right
7:03 the fact that there are more bots than usual on your video is more of a warning than these oranges
I'm definitely stealing that birthday one for my mate's next birthday.😂
"welcome to misery I mean Missouri eh same thing" true statement, I live in Missouri and I wish I could live in Alaska or something.
I've been laughing at 26:41 enough that I might've burst a blood vessel
That thumbnail wanted me to stick nails in my eyes
bro the censorship for the swear words 💀
Well after seeing "the Easter Bunny is Jesus Christ's fursona" I am now going to go live a peaceful life in the forest and never interact with anyone ever again.
35:50 I think he was actually legit reminding him to take the trash out and not calling him trash, that last message was asking if he fed the cats, meaning there's a much higher chance of this just being the dad reminding him in his own dad way to take the trash out since he did ask if he fed the cats.
52:03 " i dont think wendy would like that" HELPPPP FNGJMFGDHJF,JHJG
2:36 stay out of his territory and nobody gets hurt robin.
6:47
I am physically unallowed to know if the guy is lying or not because IM COLORBLIND
It really does have a Pikachu in it.
meow
*dog pic *
needs to reply with
woof
*cat pic *
My phone has a tendancy to randomly connect to the TV in our livingroom, and I couldn't cancel it in time, and with everyone out there (including my 7 year old brother) it ended up connecting at 37:40💀
2:13 lmao I love their music
15:55 “Je suit mort” translates to “I am dead”
Just so yall know
15:17 It took me too long to get that. For anyone who hasn't gotten it yet, let's just say that Cardmaster went to go get milk.
The guy with the blind spots just experienced his first migraine. Called ambulance when te weird ass headache hit, got given some migraine meds and got told "you're fine it's just a migraine"
(sudden, temporary blind spots usually indicate migraine, it's called "aura", and the insuing headaches lasts anywhere from 4hrs to a whole day)
25:08 the end of that text blog killed me
25:06 It's been _several_ years since I used to frequent DamnFunnyTexts, but I don't think I'll ever be able to evict this particular example from my memories.
Edit: The Centauritaur broke me
11:30
Literally OP transponder snails
7:04 honestly, i could probably message this to my friends and it be in context. we've had an.. interesting history with citrus based tomfoolery
8:39 I need a priest to baptize that there Kirby
11:33 Thats some interesting sounds you have made
" Hey Sue, this is warbalargalarbg"
1:13 as someone with webbed toes i can relate
34:09
I cannot with how it gets faster
I was just watching an analog horror then heard "is it drinking alone if you're pregnant.
20:22 this guy knows the method
4:20 I beg to differ
24:51
Glad people of this state commonly share this opinion
I decided I wanted to listen to Jack's "Do you want to go to Target" on Repeat
31:39 I was eating dinner in-front of my PC. Now I have noodle bits and soup splashes on my monitor and keyboard.
20:43 BACKROOMS MENTIONED‼‼‼‼
SPICY NIPPLE!
just caught me off guard.
jack has such a good singing voice omg
sorry if people don’t want me to explain the joke, but I think the joke at 4:50 was that the guy was blocked
I am the sweetest one Here!
My Blood sugar is actually just pure compact Sugar!
7:04 Crimson 1 warning Monarch, but accidentally sent it to Presidia.
30:45
literally birds
Crocodiles aren't literally dinosaurs, but birds are
Today I learned Robin can make the best Obama impression I've heard in my life
You did great roobin
12:09 had me dying 🤣
37:36 correct - cáfe is a german word meaning coffee shop
Why was that frozen singing on point tho
way too early for these wild ahh thumbnails
The dog one. The right answer would have been to add. But I'm ready to love another fur baby
11:43 "Please deposit 5 coins!"
1:48 so in other words, I would prefer a coke and 1.5 bottle's of ketchup to you
it's a totally acceptable way to answer a math question.
48:53 3 days later and I'm still rolling XD
36:55 this literally played at 2am for me on the dot
20:11 this is how I do it but dif same thing where you do it your own way
Obama jumpscared me😭
Jack singing was the bestt!!!!!
0:08 That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard
22:49 How is someone attracted to frying pans 💀
7:26 Esophagus
im just sitting here with my cat watching these
Centauritauritauritauritauritauritauritauritauritaur got me dying fr.
Ps its 3:09 am as of the writing of this comment
🎉insomnia! 🎉
2036 year gang??
Nice pfp
7:10 "How is this a warning ?"
Perhaps it was meant for the annoying orange ?
1:16:48 okay, what the actual fuaque??? that was so beautiful o_O
Jack is surprisingly really talented. If you look him up he's been in movies, he's on a game show in Australia, apparently the dude plays music, and he's really attractive
Seriously, like a solid 8/10 what a great guy
58:22 my hungry ass thought it was chicken nuggets
I once paid some college kid in anime figures to help me move shout out to that cool dude!