STAR WARS: THE ACOLYTE Trailer (2024)

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  • @adanp48
    @adanp48 Місяць тому +379

    Crouching Wookiee Hidden Ewok

    • @iwantgoals1566
      @iwantgoals1566 Місяць тому +6

      I was just gonna say, whoever directed this watched one too many kung fu movies and some GoT. This ain’t StarWars 😂

    • @johnsimth6587
      @johnsimth6587 Місяць тому +5

      @@iwantgoals1566 Lol, HOLY CRAP my lord. This is the best comment ever, you literally have NO CONCEPT of what Star Wars is or what influenced it, like.. you just said "The major movie influences that created the original star wars movies aren't star wars films" lol.
      You just said George Lucas has never made a star wars film. Lol.

    • @Surge1077
      @Surge1077 Місяць тому +1

      And they cast Trinity (Carrie-Anne Moss) in it.

    • @johnsimth6587
      @johnsimth6587 Місяць тому +2

      @@James_Willow A lot of these aren't fans. Theres a guy here literally arguing that you can't be a jedi and be small. Just someone who has no grasp of the shows/films just literally parroting "women small, weak things" incel comments.
      I don't imagine a lot are fans of Star Wars, rather fans of hating on women and minorities.

    • @isaiahfernandez9861
      @isaiahfernandez9861 Місяць тому

      @@iwantgoals1566he ain’t Chewbacca

  • @Freight_Train
    @Freight_Train Місяць тому +103

    I was wondering what Trinity was up to after defeating the Matrix.

    • @chuddlevideos
      @chuddlevideos Місяць тому

      Different franchise.

    • @devinmetalfreak
      @devinmetalfreak Місяць тому +8

      @@chuddlevideos I am pretty sure he/she knows that, they were just trying to be funny.

    • @Skullogk
      @Skullogk Місяць тому +8

      Dodge this

    • @Freight_Train
      @Freight_Train Місяць тому +1

      @@devinmetalfreak He does. Thanks. 😀

    • @twelvepointfour
      @twelvepointfour Місяць тому +2

      @@chuddlevideoswait wait wait, is the matrix not part of the Star Wars universe????

  • @bunkertons
    @bunkertons Місяць тому +373

    Nope. I've been hurt too many times before.

    • @gantz9900
      @gantz9900 Місяць тому +15

      😌 same I can’t trust it

    • @samccarthy75
      @samccarthy75 Місяць тому +7

      🙈 agreed

    • @chrispiasecky7679
      @chrispiasecky7679 Місяць тому +34

      I'm expecting a vaguely woke, poorly written story about characters that never evolve into people I care about.

    • @charlesgrimm7382
      @charlesgrimm7382 Місяць тому +7

      Maybe there will be another spherical object the protagonists will have to destroy to bring balance to the known galaxy

    • @laxminarayananks1520
      @laxminarayananks1520 Місяць тому

      Yes, that's the plot.@@chrispiasecky7679

  • @brettharlow7010
    @brettharlow7010 Місяць тому +228

    I have nothing left in me for this franchise.

    • @Adamdidit
      @Adamdidit Місяць тому +9

      You had enough to watch a trailer and comment. And likely to keep commenting in response.

    • @InsanitysApex
      @InsanitysApex Місяць тому +15

      @@Adamdidit The last gasp of disappointment doesn't refute death; it proves it.

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 Місяць тому +3

      You have oodles of energy to be a contrarian fanbaby, that’s clear.

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 Місяць тому +3

      @InsanitysApex Because beating an alleged dead horse never gets old. Next they’ll be shouting “I WILL NOT BUY THIS WATERMELON!!!”

    • @stephensmith7293
      @stephensmith7293 Місяць тому

      I only watched this used toilet paper of a trailer because I accidentally clicked on it. Hate it that UA-cam insists on shoving sewer rat excrement like this down our throats, by displaying those stupid windows for the next video in the last few seconds of the one you're currently watching.
      Lost count of how many endings of cool scenes have been ruined that way.
      Anyway, this franchise has already been beaten into the ground as far as it can go. I'll usually watch half an hour of a movie or series in it, and quickly move on, knowing the time would have been better spent masturbating with sandpaper. This looks awful. Episode 2 level awful.

  • @Hossak
    @Hossak Місяць тому +128

    "Close you eyes" that's what Harvey told her.

    • @piotrksawery5205
      @piotrksawery5205 Місяць тому +2

      🤣

    • @misterbig7874
      @misterbig7874 Місяць тому

      Harvey appreciates & loves you. Golden blessings. :D

    • @alexnclips6790
      @alexnclips6790 Місяць тому +1

      😅

    • @redrobotmonkey
      @redrobotmonkey Місяць тому +5

      Man, I feel so bad I still have stocks in Disney. This looks horrible.

    • @futuristica1710
      @futuristica1710 Місяць тому +2

      @@redrobotmonkeyThen ignore it. Let the real fans enjoy it.

  • @AlMcKendrick
    @AlMcKendrick Місяць тому +84

    "This isn't about good or bad. This is about flogging a dead horse"

    • @Sandlin22
      @Sandlin22 Місяць тому +1

      Lol

    • @futuristica1710
      @futuristica1710 Місяць тому +1

      Ok, trekkie.

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 Місяць тому +2

      Because your whining isn’t the same thing.

    • @Trynnun02
      @Trynnun02 Місяць тому +1

      @@futuristica1710Why you REALLY are butthurt about people not liking this trash, you've replied to every single negative comment on this video just like a bot would. haha

  • @jamesthomas1213
    @jamesthomas1213 Місяць тому +58

    Anakin be like, look at that target rich environment.

    • @AgelessEl
      @AgelessEl Місяць тому +1

      😂❤

    • @twistedsteeltv6130
      @twistedsteeltv6130 Місяць тому +1

      Came here for this. Thank you.

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 Місяць тому +2

      Youngling Maguire: I’m gonna put some sand in your eye.
      Anakin: *initiates ahead of schedule*

  • @johng6350
    @johng6350 Місяць тому +53

    The Holiday Special is looking more and more appealing.

  • @robotone2812
    @robotone2812 Місяць тому +84

    1:33 The One Ring to Rule Them All..

  • @xavierm.nelson126
    @xavierm.nelson126 Місяць тому +268

    God I hope this doesnt suck.

    • @Daeduluus
      @Daeduluus Місяць тому +59

      It is still owned by Disney so good luck with that

    • @nickerskine6326
      @nickerskine6326 Місяць тому +15

      i wouldn't be surprised if it does.

    • @andrewbrown7976
      @andrewbrown7976 Місяць тому +14

      It will suck. I will still watch it.

    • @Ki04630
      @Ki04630 Місяць тому +16

      It already looks crappy

    • @TheDCrick
      @TheDCrick Місяць тому +11

      It will.

  • @emhutchi
    @emhutchi Місяць тому +40

    I love the part where the Fonz jumps over the shark.

  • @JoSlatermill
    @JoSlatermill Місяць тому +113

    At this point just make Star wars into a musical and get it over with...

    • @SandraNelson063
      @SandraNelson063 Місяць тому +12

      Don't go giving them ideas!😮

    • @codyjames7439
      @codyjames7439 Місяць тому +10

      🎶Luke be a Jedi tonight 🎶

    • @HortiHugo
      @HortiHugo Місяць тому

      😂😂

    • @AgelessEl
      @AgelessEl Місяць тому

      😂❤

    • @4esttube
      @4esttube Місяць тому +2

      Seagulls (Stop It Now) was better than anything Disney put out.

  • @lovecraft7676
    @lovecraft7676 Місяць тому +198

    It’s dead. Let it rest in peace.

    • @futuristica1710
      @futuristica1710 Місяць тому +10

      Nope.

    • @crowkiller0668
      @crowkiller0668 Місяць тому +3

      Not as long as Disney owns it.

    • @FatherFigure-itout
      @FatherFigure-itout Місяць тому +9

      Kathleen Kennedy heard a couple quarters rolling around in that franchise. Gotta squeeze out that last drop and make sure no one else will ever use it .

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 Місяць тому +7

      It’s moved on from you. You’re still holding on. Let it go.

    • @lovecraft7676
      @lovecraft7676 Місяць тому +3

      @@commandercaptain4664 I let it go years ago. Whoever has it can keep it, lol.

  • @tweaker1bms
    @tweaker1bms Місяць тому +12

    I just hope no one drops their lightsaber perfectly vertical 😰

    • @philbrook6855
      @philbrook6855 Місяць тому +1

      Always with a black female 'strong lead', jeez Disney really bent the franchise over a couch and had it's way with it, prison style.

  • @furonbrainiac6634
    @furonbrainiac6634 Місяць тому +4

    I'm sure the part where the Geode yells to Plagueis "Its clobberin time" and proceeds to draw Excalibur and charge, will have us all jumping up and down soo hard that we'll be going through the ceiling.

  • @okeanosokeanos2716
    @okeanosokeanos2716 Місяць тому +63

    "Dodge this."

  • @mrpurk3085
    @mrpurk3085 Місяць тому +40

    As Chewbacca would say about this movie: “wruaaaaargh”

  • @tcschenks
    @tcschenks Місяць тому +40

    I thought this was a fan film when the video started playing.

    • @NISSIMKHALIFACOMPOSER
      @NISSIMKHALIFACOMPOSER Місяць тому +1

      It does look like one.

    • @hippomancy
      @hippomancy Місяць тому +1

      ironically, the fan films would be better than Kathleen Kennedy projects... get the legacy characters right

    • @hairywelder5188
      @hairywelder5188 Місяць тому

      No cos that would mean it was made by someone who likes star wars

  • @AlanHardacre
    @AlanHardacre Місяць тому +40

    Going back to that dry well one more time...

    • @johnsimth6587
      @johnsimth6587 Місяць тому +1

      Lol, they more than doubled the billions they spent for Star Wars already. Thats an over 20 Billion dollar profit of "Dry well" lol.

    • @stephensmith7293
      @stephensmith7293 Місяць тому

      @@johnsimth6587 What planet are you on ? The last two movies lost money. Reason why they have switched to t.v. shows. The billion dollar investment Disney put into that Star Wars fantasy land, at one of their parks flopped. Hardly anyone was interested in seeing it. The staff wearing costumes were standing around bored all day. The toys are selling at less than a third the rate. I don't know a single child getting a Star Wars toy for Christmas or their birthday, for at least the last six years. I know several couples who have more than one child. They'd have to PAY me, ten times the cost of the toy.

  • @benjaminngopwaamos6878
    @benjaminngopwaamos6878 Місяць тому +21

    Carrie Ann Moss in the Star Wars universe.

    • @willfilmon182
      @willfilmon182 Місяць тому

      I suspect she was desperate, maybe needed to make a payment on the house or something.

  • @ohnooze1871
    @ohnooze1871 Місяць тому +44

    "close your eyes, what do you see?"
    "A lack of white men"
    "No that's just your imagination"

    • @dallasc100
      @dallasc100 Місяць тому

      White people had there time. It's about POC NOW. Don't worry, white men can still be used as a token in movies tv commercials etc😂😂

    • @theharvest6892
      @theharvest6892 Місяць тому

      thought the same thing at first but pause at 1:30

  • @Jayjay-qe6um
    @Jayjay-qe6um Місяць тому +16

    All is missing are Neo and Morpheus.

  • @TheHowingFantods
    @TheHowingFantods Місяць тому +84

    Trinity! *faints*

    • @lampshades5436
      @lampshades5436 Місяць тому

      I knew that was her! Was going crazy for a minute lol

    • @stephenclark9594
      @stephenclark9594 Місяць тому

      me too wonder if she's still got her Matrix moves 😂😂

  • @211inprogress
    @211inprogress Місяць тому +9

    Crouching Tiger Hidden Jedi. 🐉

  • @bobocollins5285
    @bobocollins5285 Місяць тому +3

    They've killed something we all loved.😢

  • @arcadealchemist
    @arcadealchemist Місяць тому +17

    1:20 they aren't making Movies for you they are making movies to mock you

    • @mmmmigs
      @mmmmigs Місяць тому

      certainly one of the takes of all time. 🤣

    • @wolfgangoertner6911
      @wolfgangoertner6911 Місяць тому

      You are applying dualistic thinking to Star Wars -- the Kybalion of our age in cinematic form.
      I doubt you actually understand what (G)eorge Lucifer was trying to reveal in his original trilogy, and the subsequent one.
      He was forced to give up the franchisqe. He had to pay the piper.
      They aren't mocking you, little brother. They are disclosing something.
      Get out of your emotions, young El-Kemist.

  • @MrOuazo
    @MrOuazo Місяць тому +17

    I love the part where Neo choose the blue pill.

  • @noraxab5933
    @noraxab5933 Місяць тому +6

    Wouldn’t mind seeing Jar Jar Binks again?

  • @RPicard1963
    @RPicard1963 Місяць тому +44

    Is this for "Modern Audiences "?

    • @iaina3251
      @iaina3251 Місяць тому +14

      no, it's for just for people who love "Strong Female Girlboss" characters

    • @williamkirby8092
      @williamkirby8092 Місяць тому +12

      @@iaina3251 like we had years ago with Leia, Ripley and Sarah Connor? Before the nonsesnse was shoved down our throats???????????

    • @iaina3251
      @iaina3251 Місяць тому +4

      @@williamkirby8092 All examples of well written great characters.

    • @futuristica1710
      @futuristica1710 Місяць тому +3

      Yes, not for people from the 1950s, like you 😂

    • @johnsimth6587
      @johnsimth6587 Місяць тому +1

      Sorry you're so soft.

  • @SimonFerocius
    @SimonFerocius Місяць тому +9

    I'm waiting for Keanu Reeves

    • @Terrak16
      @Terrak16 Місяць тому

      That’s my thought too. Very Matrix-esque with the combat

    • @stephenclark9594
      @stephenclark9594 Місяць тому

      Keanu will show up to save Carrie Anne holding a light sabre 😂😂

  • @user-ub3xu4ic6g
    @user-ub3xu4ic6g Місяць тому +4

    Not sure why it needs Ninjas doing Kung Fu?
    Like a space version of the house of the flying daggers

  • @pejman1
    @pejman1 Місяць тому +56

    This will suck bad.

    • @bigdude8180
      @bigdude8180 Місяць тому +4

      well from what i heard at least the 1st 2 episodes. This was screened for some at lucasfilm not too long ago and from a guy who liked the obi wan show said this bored him. FX looked unfinished (he was told episodes were to be aired as is) and both episodes did not feel like star wars but more like bad episodes from star trek next generation. So if you love those bad STNG episodes this is for you 😆

    • @futuristica1710
      @futuristica1710 Місяць тому +2

      Are you a clairvoyant?

    • @TavaraTheLaughingLion
      @TavaraTheLaughingLion Місяць тому +1

      @@futuristica1710 No he saw an Asian kid and was like, "F why there's a non-white kid here?! This will suck" I guarantee you that's how most SW fans thin kthese days. A black woman as a Sith or Jed is a guaranteed assault on white male masculinity, an Asian kid is a subtle dig at white male masculinity. Two kids who are non-white, well that's a wrap. Two leads who are minorities? Well that's moer than an assault on white male masculinity, that's just straight up attempted genocide, like Israel you know (oh can I say that without being shadowbanned into oblivion?)

    • @Toolness1
      @Toolness1 Місяць тому +3

      @@futuristica1710 nope, just not an idiot

  • @okeanosokeanos2716
    @okeanosokeanos2716 Місяць тому +13

    "TRINITY!!!... Help!"

  • @danteastral9665
    @danteastral9665 Місяць тому +2

    I said it before I'll say it again: "I have come to the point with Star wars where if its NOT Animated I'm worried".

  • @chad5933
    @chad5933 Місяць тому +21

    They gave that one black guy the whack ass haircut that’s in everything now 😂

    • @ictoh2515
      @ictoh2515 Місяць тому +9

      Its the haircut that is in every computer game character creation that no one ever selects

    • @gospelofrye6881
      @gospelofrye6881 Місяць тому +1

      Damn Teamsters and their demands.

  • @user-tm5zb5yf8c
    @user-tm5zb5yf8c Місяць тому +3

    Somewhere at Disney a dead horse is being flogged.

  • @wcharliewilson7004
    @wcharliewilson7004 Місяць тому +10

    Star Wars: Acolyte - DEI Division... Coming June 2024

    • @futuristica1710
      @futuristica1710 Місяць тому +3

      You hate equity? You poor sod.

    • @sirfrancis9619
      @sirfrancis9619 Місяць тому

      @@futuristica1710 It's new interactive game on this movie called "spot the white guy"

  • @dirk8755
    @dirk8755 Місяць тому +2

    a classic dual with brilliant choreography and intensity with a musical score that is timeless.... to having 15 lightsabers spinning.... 100% that will be in the last episode for 2 mins etc.... soulless

  • @Raycheetah
    @Raycheetah Місяць тому +9

    "The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." - George Orwell, "1984" ='[.]'=

  • @stephenbinder8965
    @stephenbinder8965 Місяць тому +34

    It’s hard for me to be excited but I can’t help it either

    • @Thickcurves
      @Thickcurves Місяць тому +8

      It's disney, so I can help by telling you some basics of what to expect...
      One of the acolytes is going to be super powerful in the force even though it's rare and not needed.
      SW lore is going to be ignored.
      The Jedi are going to be doing a bunch of stuff we didn't know they could do, some of it probably breaking canon.
      There's going to be a bunch of CW style angst.
      Lots of modern politics being inserted crudely into the story.
      Tons of plot holes and decisions that make zero sense, designed just to create set piece action sequences.
      Character and story that is juvenile and cliche.
      ... hope that helps with what to expect.

    • @KaiInMotion
      @KaiInMotion Місяць тому

      ​@@Thickcurves Star Wars has always included "modern politics" holy fuck. Y'all are so mad minorities are in tv shows now. Get over it.

    • @vegetalover9297
      @vegetalover9297 Місяць тому

      ​@@Thickcurvesbull😂

    • @johnsimth6587
      @johnsimth6587 Місяць тому

      @@Thickcurves Man, your life must suck

    • @johnsimth6587
      @johnsimth6587 Місяць тому

      @@ThickcurvesFYI you should watch the original films and become a fan instead of just being a bigoted incel online and pretending to care about the movies/films.

  • @williamkirby8092
    @williamkirby8092 Місяць тому +8

    Covid mask at 00:47

  • @sandeepansinha
    @sandeepansinha Місяць тому +34

    what i have always wanted,kung fu and star wars

    • @johnsimth6587
      @johnsimth6587 Місяць тому +1

      I mean... you know what the originals were based off of right? Like, the major influence behind... the light saber and the jedi? If the originals were based on old Samurai films... why is it a leap for this to be included (also the fact this is old as hell in star wars cannon)

    • @user-fb6hy2eh5y
      @user-fb6hy2eh5y Місяць тому

      @@johnsimth6587 Yeah, but they never had an Asian man as a jedi for a reason.

    • @johnsimth6587
      @johnsimth6587 Місяць тому +1

      @@user-fb6hy2eh5yExcept that this is a lie and not a truth and they've had multiple different characters in the cannon from "india" or "asian" nations like they do with all the empire being "british" like.
      I mean, besides the fact you're wrong and making something up.

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 Місяць тому

      @user-fb6hy2eh5y Was your childhood so deservedly raped that you couldn’t bother to notice any in the Republic trilogy? Amazing, everything you just said was wrong.

  • @waytodawn4670
    @waytodawn4670 Місяць тому +5

    I was expecting Donnie yen to show up in this ;-;

  • @spreiselbeerleprv
    @spreiselbeerleprv Місяць тому +5

    Okay, Carrie-Anne Moss is to be blamed if I get back to "Star Wars". ;D

  • @chrisbuck4241
    @chrisbuck4241 Місяць тому +5

    jedi's know kung fu huh

  • @tomdownes1g
    @tomdownes1g 22 дні тому

    "it's not about good or bad..
    .
    it's about power and who's allowed to use it."

  • @MrBrutal33
    @MrBrutal33 Місяць тому +1

    Star Wammin - The saga continues...

  • @stevena.7022
    @stevena.7022 Місяць тому +11

    1:07 Uses force to open a door. 🚪

    • @ProfessorK78
      @ProfessorK78 Місяць тому +2

      Wouldn't you?

    • @stevena.7022
      @stevena.7022 Місяць тому +4

      @@ProfessorK78 Ok... but I don't expect to see some Sith lord force-jerking it either.

    • @sandgi2035
      @sandgi2035 Місяць тому +1

      💀💀💀

    • @gospelofrye6881
      @gospelofrye6881 Місяць тому +2

      That's how I enter the supermarket every time I go. Approach the doors, make the sign, the doors open. I am Jedi.

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 Місяць тому +1

      @gospelofrye6881 Show me a Star Wars fan who doesn’t do that and I’ll show you a fanbaby.

  • @adamantiumrage
    @adamantiumrage Місяць тому +8

    Why tf are there so many yellow lightsabers?

    • @fritzburbank935
      @fritzburbank935 Місяць тому +12

      To match all the yellow people.

    • @adamantiumrage
      @adamantiumrage Місяць тому +1

      @fritzburbank935 Oh nahhh 🤣🤣🤣💀

    • @blacksheeptx214
      @blacksheeptx214 Місяць тому

      @@fritzburbank935 except the 1 yellow guy is using a blue sabre.

    • @GRANOLA77
      @GRANOLA77 Місяць тому +2

      Yellow lightsabers have existed for a long time in the Expanded Universe and also in Canon so this is not new at all.

    • @adamantiumrage
      @adamantiumrage Місяць тому

      @@GRANOLA77Oh man So many yellow lightsabers in the prequels I must have lost count or my recollection of them altogether

  • @6millionLiesRememberHolodomor
    @6millionLiesRememberHolodomor 28 днів тому +1

    I also am terrified of the MUTTS taking over the galaxy

  • @michaelhatch718
    @michaelhatch718 Місяць тому +2

    Can we please start fresh and do Knights of the Old Republic?

  • @MishaElRusito
    @MishaElRusito Місяць тому +21

    I hope this is more like Andor and less like Ahsoka.

    • @sameaston9587
      @sameaston9587 Місяць тому +1

      I couldn't finish Ahsoka because the cinematography was awful. Everything was dark and grey, and I gave up what I was looking at. Andor looks so much better.

    • @fuferito
      @fuferito Місяць тому

      Didn't you appreciate the spellbinding fight choreography?

    • @chrispiasecky7679
      @chrispiasecky7679 Місяць тому +1

      I had such high hopes for Ahsoka. Some parts were....decent. Why does SW have to suck so much anymore?

    • @nickmaclachlan5178
      @nickmaclachlan5178 Місяць тому +2

      Keep dreaming, Andor was a glorious aberration, a mistake they aren't willing to make twice!

    • @gospelofrye6881
      @gospelofrye6881 Місяць тому +1

      It starts with that lame-ass youngling training room and kids who are obviously related to the executive producers speaking flat, uninflected dialogue with cute kiddie-speech lisps and sibilances. It's not going to be as good as Andor.

  • @Zesh.0
    @Zesh.0 Місяць тому +6

    is this suppose to take place hundreds of years before tpm? because if i recall correctly obi wan was the first jedi to defeat a sith in 1000 years

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 Місяць тому

      As far as I’m concerned, Disneyfilm can have their own canon, unrelated to the Holy Saga.

  • @dtengineering1
    @dtengineering1 Місяць тому +1

    Realeased on June 4th! Only a month too late. Missed opportunity there.

    • @mhoroky
      @mhoroky 26 днів тому

      Disney has been missing opportunities since The Force Awakens.

  • @stephenclark9594
    @stephenclark9594 Місяць тому

    is that Trinity from the Matrix playing a Jedi 😂❤

  • @BronzeAgeBryon
    @BronzeAgeBryon Місяць тому +4

    This trailer was the most Disney Star Wars I've watched in well over a year. Now I can set the days without an accident clock back to zero and begin again because I won't be watching this.

  • @bernarddiggins5404
    @bernarddiggins5404 Місяць тому +4

    Oh good, more girl power Star Wars.

  • @user-nw1je1ur6t
    @user-nw1je1ur6t Місяць тому +2

    Bruh all humans!! We need more creature jedi

  • @sitisarah826
    @sitisarah826 Місяць тому +1

    1:27 Darth Jar Jar Binks

  • @nickmaclachlan5178
    @nickmaclachlan5178 Місяць тому +15

    Casting meeting notes: "So we are all agreed? Absolutely no 30-65 year old white men in the film, yes?

    • @futuristica1710
      @futuristica1710 Місяць тому +3

      Ecuase these types of men have never been in any movies …………

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 Місяць тому +2

      That’s ironic coming from someone who can’t stand representation.

    • @jamestkirkcameron9189
      @jamestkirkcameron9189 Місяць тому

      Make them a chick and turn her gay.

  • @Ong.s_Jukebox
    @Ong.s_Jukebox Місяць тому +5

    Man, i want Chewbacca to become a legendary mentor and take on great disciples.

  • @1975tbm
    @1975tbm Місяць тому

    It's still Star Wars...i will still watch

  • @DrIdaho
    @DrIdaho 16 днів тому

    Brilliant! An origins story about Jessica before she met Roger Rabbit. I cannot wait to watch this!

  • @Jerid58
    @Jerid58 Місяць тому +5

    She trying to find the One?

  • @jybrdls3647
    @jybrdls3647 Місяць тому +3

    The poster doesn’t match the vibe of this trailer

  • @MrPhillip72
    @MrPhillip72 Місяць тому +2

    1984 reference at the start

  • @francocorradi5818
    @francocorradi5818 Місяць тому +1

    The fall of the High Republic era and the Rise of the Galatic Empire, the Dark side of the force.

  • @samking6583
    @samking6583 Місяць тому +12

    Gotta give Disney credit, they've dragged this dead horse further than anyone could have imagined, but its time Disney, the force is not with you !

    • @deaddudegaming
      @deaddudegaming Місяць тому +1

      Yet you all keep watching it that's why they keep making them.

    • @samking6583
      @samking6583 Місяць тому +4

      @@deaddudegaming No sir, left the theatre about 45 minutes into some crap called the last Jedi, the Disney dumpster fire and fail woke BS is far more entertaining than their actual attempts at film making

    • @NathanJasper
      @NathanJasper Місяць тому

      Apparently it is because there's more shows and movies planned.

    • @NathanJasper
      @NathanJasper Місяць тому +1

      ​@@samking6583you are the reason people don't like Star Wars. Your toxic bullshit and failure to open your mind

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 Місяць тому

      @NathanJasper Someone actually paying attention? Gotta say, I didn’t see that coming. 👍🏾

  • @TheNinjaMarmot
    @TheNinjaMarmot Місяць тому +5

    The Jedi blindsighted again! Who would have guessed.

  • @run4cover32
    @run4cover32 Місяць тому +1

    Trinity!!!! Its about time!!!

  • @johnarizvi246
    @johnarizvi246 Місяць тому

    Trinity high af, messing around in the galaxy.

  • @MrPhotodoc
    @MrPhotodoc Місяць тому +3

    I sense Disney.

  • @gavinburke2572
    @gavinburke2572 Місяць тому +4

    Cautiously hopeful!
    Looks like this doesn't have any Skywalker baggage so may just have a chance!

    • @mhoroky
      @mhoroky 27 днів тому +2

      Yeah, it just has woke baggage instead. So much better...

  • @groaningwolf
    @groaningwolf Місяць тому +1

    So this is the Matrix iteration 8: Star War world.

  • @1970daywalker
    @1970daywalker Місяць тому +1

    Why not do a story of Starkiller the jedi? I think thats worth it.

  • @DDMORAN
    @DDMORAN Місяць тому +3

    Wow . This looks like it’s took a turn for the worse . Shame what Disney is doing to anything they touch .

  • @johnathanhazlett3906
    @johnathanhazlett3906 Місяць тому +2

    Trinity is a Jedi now ?

  • @joecavanagh3793
    @joecavanagh3793 Місяць тому +1

    if i want star wars, ill go ahead and watch the originals.

  • @marcoscastillo9091
    @marcoscastillo9091 Місяць тому +2

    I don’t what yall say imma watch it looks fire I love me some Jedis

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 Місяць тому

      The excessive lack of grammar is forgivable, but “Jedis”?? The plural of Jedi is Jedi.
      And yes, Anakin once said “Jedis”, but he’s granted immunity.

  • @drcrocodile1
    @drcrocodile1 Місяць тому +4

    The soy is strong in this one.

  • @isessogroup
    @isessogroup Місяць тому +3

    Finally, somebody showcasing the actual powers of the FORCE incorporated with Lightsaber combat. Its already a win

    • @gospelofrye6881
      @gospelofrye6881 Місяць тому +1

      The telekinesis stuff was originally just a party trick to first show how Luke was getting powers (Wampa), wasn't ready (X-Wing) and then how outclassed he was against Vader (getting effortlessly pummelled by random crates). Then in ROTJ he was modestly more proficient with it. The necessity of having to rig everything up with wires or resort to obvious stop-motion MADE them keep it subtle. Then the prequels just threw CGI and composites around with effect after effect. Dooku easily brings a metal tube down, Yoda frowns to keep it up, etc etc.. now we have the dramatic image of Trinity stopping a blade with her extended hand, holding back her assailant's entire body... woo... ugh.

    • @isessogroup
      @isessogroup Місяць тому +1

      @@gospelofrye6881 im referring more to the books where force powers are more fleshed out and also not the scene you spoke of but the large force push at the end... i dont see why everyone keeps saying its a little blade when a vibroblade is one of the most dangerous melee weapons you can use in Star Wars universe. Jedi were strong during this era because of their collective like mindedness, but because the dark side was concentrated in so few, after Bane and up until Sidious, dark side users force powers were amplified. So one person going full out with the darkside should be able to showcase some pretty lean skills... and even in the scene you mention, its not just what she's doing but who she's doing it to. The character of May was at very minimum a trained Padwan...not using a lightsaber but still using the force... Since they are showing the temple i hope they explain that from an early age one of the first techniques taught are force bubbles or at least some form of resistance to another force user's power... with this many collected Jedi and them using actual force powers in large scale combat instead of getting mauled only using lightsabers in Episode 2 or mauled trying to defend from clones using only Lightsabers during order 66. They should all have a vast array of varying force powers from battle meditation to enhanced combat and nature manipulation... The original Star Wars movie is kindergarten compared to novelizations of the force

    • @gospelofrye6881
      @gospelofrye6881 Місяць тому

      @@isessogroup It doesn't matter what the backstory of the knife is, on screen it looks like someone trying to stab someone and getting pushed back with telekinesis but not that strongly. I'd ask why Trinity doesn't just force choke her but I don't want to invite another 300 words of Wookieepedia dump about how it's only a Dark Side power or something, ugh.

    • @isessogroup
      @isessogroup Місяць тому

      @@gospelofrye6881 this time of the month must b hard for you.. keep pluggin homegirl

  • @popoffcity1989
    @popoffcity1989 6 днів тому

    After Dune Part Two there’s no way Star Wars will ever recover

  • @EEDad401
    @EEDad401 20 днів тому

    Looking forward to it. I've actually enjoyed all the different takes on Star Wars. I find it interesting.

  • @north005
    @north005 Місяць тому +5

    Is this going to be another Star Wars show where people get stabbed in the lungs and they're OK in the next episode?

  • @drivenbyrage5710
    @drivenbyrage5710 Місяць тому +7

    Thank goodness I have the good memories on physical media to remind me of a better time, in a galaxy far, far away.

    • @johnsimth6587
      @johnsimth6587 Місяць тому +2

      Why are you so scared of female characters?

    • @zoetropeguardian
      @zoetropeguardian Місяць тому +2

      ​@@johnsimth6587Leia? Padmé? I'm guessing he's not.

    • @johnsimth6587
      @johnsimth6587 Місяць тому +2

      @@zoetropeguardianLol, I get it. I get it. Thats all you have, yes I'm certain he complained about Padme and if leia was released TODAY you'd ALL BE SCREAMING about how she's not a real Jedi and how she's woke as hell. Nostalgia is the only thing keeping your incel down.

    • @johnsimth6587
      @johnsimth6587 Місяць тому +2

      @@zoetropeguardian Think for a moment about his comment and yours, NEITHER of you have seen ANY OF THESE CHARACTERS yet but you've judged them poor.
      Why? The ONLY thing you have is they're female characters in star wars... but they must be bad? Why?
      Then you claim to support other female characters but your ONLY complaint is they're women.
      So why be such a coward?

    • @zoetropeguardian
      @zoetropeguardian Місяць тому +2

      @@johnsimth6587 Why are you projecting when neither one of us mentioned female characters? Pretty bold of you to assume that's why we aren't interested. My reasons are more to do with how it contradicts George and his philosophy. I was very excited for example to see Leia's daughter as the new main character in the Sequels. I was excited to see Leia become Supreme Chancellor to come full circle with Padmé giving away democracy in the first trilogy. I was excited to see her daughter be part of the restoration of the Jedi Order. But sure it's because I don't like female characters. You don't even know me or my favourites outside of one series that is vastly different now from the one George created.

  • @rednecknation
    @rednecknation 3 дні тому +1

    I'm executing order 66 for this series.🖖

  • @TheWandermiles
    @TheWandermiles Місяць тому

    The FACT THAT

  • @JohnDoe-km9cx
    @JohnDoe-km9cx Місяць тому +5

    Where does this takes place in Star Wars timeline?

    • @nooraizkhatib3883
      @nooraizkhatib3883 Місяць тому +2

      A long time ago... before Yoda

    • @kiooo9
      @kiooo9 Місяць тому +2

      Before the clone wars but how close to the events to episode 1 I have no idea

    • @MatthewLoh-ru1mw
      @MatthewLoh-ru1mw Місяць тому +4

      200 years BEFORE The Phantom Menace

    • @LuckyXinRu
      @LuckyXinRu Місяць тому +3

      If I read it correct they were trying to make some new content for Star Wars in the old era, by the same era of the games like Knights of the Old Republic. If that's correct, those arguments we are seeing are the begning of the jedi wars, before the jedi meet with the Sith race.

    • @williamfoy8566
      @williamfoy8566 Місяць тому +1

      Possibly the high republic era

  • @k3rc4
    @k3rc4 Місяць тому +8

    Star Wars: The Matrix of Diversity

    • @futuristica1710
      @futuristica1710 Місяць тому +2

      And?

    • @Waldo1122
      @Waldo1122 Місяць тому +1

      @@futuristica1710 Almost all the characters are female...

    • @gospelofrye6881
      @gospelofrye6881 Місяць тому +3

      @@Waldo1122 You wouldn't complain if almost all the characters were male.

    • @Waldo1122
      @Waldo1122 Місяць тому

      @@gospelofrye6881 Yeah I wouldn't because the males are supposed to be fighting to protect the women and children not the women fighting to protect the men that cannot carry a baby, 🤡

    • @k3rc4
      @k3rc4 Місяць тому

      @@gospelofrye6881 don't worry, all the female characters will be badass, and the males will be clumsy bumbling idiots that need saving. Extra points if the white characters are mostly evil while POCs are the heroes who save the universe from the bigoted whi... I mean, the evil empire. There will definitely be a white character who is evil turned good to fight with POCs as a nod to white saviors. You need to realize these woke rules of "social commentary and programming" isn't anything new in 2024, we already know the plot points and the incoming diverse "message".

  • @PATRIOTS71
    @PATRIOTS71 15 днів тому

    Everybody was kung fu fighting
    Those cats were fast as lightning
    In fact, it was a little bit frightening
    But they fought with expert timing

  • @nuni6158
    @nuni6158 Місяць тому

    Looking forward to this, a lot.

  • @cinqueqwerty
    @cinqueqwerty Місяць тому +11

    I can’t wait for Az’s review. Sorry Trinity, he will hilariously destroy these pathetic girl bosses

  • @thehamburgergod5543
    @thehamburgergod5543 Місяць тому +3

    WE OUT HERE

  • @joester4life
    @joester4life Місяць тому

    Damn! I just came back from The Matrix 25th Anniversary in Dolby Cinema... Trinity already working on another project???

  • @orionhurst4928
    @orionhurst4928 12 днів тому

    Looks awesome can't wait for it!

  • @astronyt3
    @astronyt3 Місяць тому +12

    A WOOKIEE JEDI!! YAYAYAYA! This is gonna be a fun watch!

  • @jonzwikk1582
    @jonzwikk1582 Місяць тому +3

    Kungfu Wars?

  • @DG-nn8zt
    @DG-nn8zt Місяць тому

    Any of the Star Wars buffs out there know how this fits in the timeline?

    • @jtrueman
      @jtrueman Місяць тому +8

      That’s easy. It happens sometime after Rian Johnson and Kathleen Kennedy ruined it.

    • @wyattmcgee1
      @wyattmcgee1 Місяць тому

      It it occurs 100 years before the events of The Phantom Menace.

    • @futuristica1710
      @futuristica1710 Місяць тому +1

      @@jtruemancry harder.

    • @jtrueman
      @jtrueman Місяць тому

      @@futuristica1710 Just stating a point of view. Sorry for the trigger. Go back to your mom’s basement and take a nap.

    • @mhoroky
      @mhoroky 27 днів тому

      @@futuristica1710 Silence, LGBTQSPQRSTUV warrior.

  • @mattfinnigan8414
    @mattfinnigan8414 Місяць тому

    Is it Batman or The Batman... or just the bat man... This series may finally tell us!

  • @PrisonerofChrist81
    @PrisonerofChrist81 Місяць тому +7

    Doesn't seem to be Skywalker saga related. So that's good.

    • @mhoroky
      @mhoroky 27 днів тому

      Yeah, it's just a combination of woke and LGBTQ agendas. So much better...