Garbage Retrospective To Star Wars The Original Trilogy and Rogue One with a hint of Rebels
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- Опубліковано 29 тра 2021
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In this video Kilian covers Star Wars The original trilogy some of the most successful films ever made. Also Rogue One: A Star Wars Story technically more successful. Also rebels. I liked both Rogue one and rebels I don’t think either are fantastic but the Darth vader scene though. I love the originals, all three of them. This was exhausting to do because of it’s length. But I had a lot of fun doing the Obi Wan Kenobi voice again. I decided to imitate Darth Vader instead of doing my whiny Anakin voice. I didn’t cover the Christmas Special because the video was long enough already.
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I love me some star wars. No idea what the next video is going to be about probably gaming who knows.
You may discuss Star Wars on my Discord: www.discord.gg/kilian
Mr. Plinket is pleased by this do one on Night Court next those asshats never fixed his vcr
Hi Mr kilian, you still owe me 5 million dollars for the bath water.
Are you going to make a video on the new Warcraft expansion?
No, you're acquaintanced with star wars.
20:04 Killian, this is amazing.
"Imperial Officers take classes on becoming British." Kilian has solved every question in the entirely of Star Wars Lore right there.
i didn't understand the joke
@@Mads_MH friking casual
@@thesenate7954 you could have just answered
@@Mads_MH they all have English accents
The best thing is this is canonically true
Killian can only edit one scene per red panda reincarnation. Given that there’s only two months between videos, I shudder to imagine what kind of industrial red panda-destroying setup he’s built deep in the frozen Scandinavian wastes.
Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated? I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else. Gets me frustrated. Just admit that you love the videos I make, my dear asb
@@AxxLAfriku nobody will ever admit that
**
@@AxxLAfriku, no. That's boring. You're boring.
He is swedish and he has stockholm accent its not really frozen there like in Northland or Finland
"To avoid the attention of an evil empire, sell them steel"
Killian is a ver patriotic panda
Ohhh shit I didn't get that the first time. Killian you naughty racoon.
Sweden be like...
Didn't you know the DeathStar is actually called Bismark
or hide their money ^_^
@@zaikolebolsh5724 He's Swedish. That's the joke.
“Sadly, humanity’s greatness will always be held back by the men who microwave fish”
Simply poetic.
So... my first year college roommate?
Damnit, that was my microwave too...
I can't put into words the sheer love of Star Wars that is needed to shit on Star Wars this hard, while keeping it accurate. This is some of the best non-canon SW content around, all the way up there with the TOR cinematics.
"Non-canon"
im pretty sure this is cannon
This is literally on par with Auralnauts/Jedi party
@Trey Stephens did you watch the video
@Trey Stephens Mate, this entire channel is about trashing media in a funny way.
I love how Rogue One is a several hundred million dollar movie that exists to fill a plot hole that doesn't exist
No it exists for the scene
@@wellshit9489 two reasons then
Still a great film though, although the set-up of Operation Skyhook from the Legends continuity was way better.
@@wellshit9489 the scene that makes no sense when you watch episode 4.
It doesn't exist. The exhaust port is an irrelevant weakness since after multiple attempts every Rebel misses, they even say it's impossible for a creature with basic reflexes manage to hit it, even with navigation computer. THE ONLY reason Luke manages to do it because he has literal space magic powers.
That means that Galen Erso somehow knew that the Rebel fleet will have a force user on their team when they attack even though he was a man of science and didn't take the force seriously.
"If you join a religion and it cures your blindness, you **would** be loyal to its scary chaotic god"
Truer words have never been spoken
"They shot it and it was alright. Then John Williams turned it into a masterpiece."
It's not like John Williams is underrated but people really don't know how true this is.
Same thing with Marty O'Donnell in halo. Score is essential
@@horrificpleasantry9474 this is extremely true
Episode V was so ahead of its time. Advertising a VPN in the 80s? Revolutionary
If anyone's actually curious, Leia is a Princess because her adoptive mother was the Queen of Alderaan. Bail was senator and Prince Consort. Kind of nepotic.
I don't really see how it would be a problem to be a princess of your own planet and a senator representing that planet in the Republic. The Republic is a kind of meta-government, having all kinds of government types in its different member planets.
Kind of like you could be a prince of your own country, but also an elector to the Holy Roman Empire.
@@Thetarget1 I was referring to Bail as a Senator, rather than Leia.
The electors of the Holy Roman Empire were part of the feudal hierarchy still, not representatives to a greater government.
@@Hatypus I think that it wasn't nepotism. Bail didn't become senator because he was married to the queen. He got to know, and eventually marry, the queen because he was a senator.
Not everyone will have a chance to casually meet royalty. Senators are presented with various opportunities.
@@JaharNarishma T'was just a bit of humour
"A villain so iconic that his name comes up when you google villain."
It does, but not before The Joker and, of course, the rabbit from Hoodwinked. Truly cultures most iconic villains
don't forget about that one guy without a nose
@@EresirThe1st this but green lantern
I got the rabbit from Secret Life of Pets, not Hoodwinked :(
@@EresirThe1st There’s like 87 versions of Joker or something. Many of them are very much villains.
Do remember that google brings up topics or characters that are relevant to you. There will always be certain things in the mix; but their data on you identifies the subject matter (in this case villains) you or people like you, are more likely to click on.
Have you heard the tragedy of darth kilian the wise? I thought not. It's not a story Disney would tell you. He was a powerful content creator of days old, his knowledge of Star Wars was so vast, it was said he could alter canon itself. The Disney council, a religious cult, grew restless with kilians power. They came and struck him down with the strength of 1000 copystrikes, but through the mist, the law of fair use decimated Disney's forces. Kilian would go on to create the greatest animated series of all time forever, Dubbed Digimon
Di Di Di...
CANON.
YES
And that is kilian experience
Is it possible to learn this power?
"A good guy, really? A man of your talents?" God that got me to laugh so hard.
"she tried to kill krenic assuming the stormtroopers would miss her"
*Immediately gets shot
"These are dark troopers"
I laughed more than I should have
Although this were Death Troopers
@@OrdkaMarlSkirata arnt death troopers zombies.
@@Demicleas Nope. There is an older legends novel about zombies called Death Troopers, but these are in fact Death Troopers. Kind of elite forces
"Pod Racing Champion, Darth Vader" feels so off even though it's correct
That's Kilian's special talent
“Why do I want to see her stuck in a washing machine?”
Lmao that got me good
I don't get the joke
@@goldensun2787 I think's he's referencing the "Help Stepbro, Im stuck" memes.
The degenerate in me had a great laugh!
Good catch , I thought am I knowledgeable or just a deviant lol
“I’ve always known. That’s why I’ve checked the facts, and the risk of a birth defect...”
Dammit Kilian
That fucking Danish part with Mads Mikkelsen was fantastic, really makes you kamalåsa
Yeah, such a good rødgrødmedflød
You take that back, syglekugle!
can't believe i just bought a thousand liters of milk...
I feel like I just hard cultured.
Is this like when our New Zealand neighbours pronounce 'deck', we giggle?
Dansken förtjänar det, ni skämtar om oss medan vi bara skämtar om norsken.
Recognise troopers that don't miss, this will save your life
6:45 "All the floors are perfectly leveled, not a single elevated spot"
That's a glorious "High Ground" joke you goddamn genius.
"Teacher, I am. Disagree with me, fail you I will."
I don't like this movie, Mr Lucas, it's too true to real life
When we needed him most, he returned.
it's always we needed him and never he needed us
Unlike Jontron...
Your comment currently has more likes than Kilians, which makes you more talented.
Whenever I see the red panda of death, I know it’s about to be lit
Kilian showing up Jesus since March 6, 2015.
"North Korriban" was funnier than it had any right to be
Lots of planets have a north.
@@Quirderph I understood that reference.
That 'Han shot first' bit was incredible
"And two parodies"
_shows Rise of Skywalker_
Holy shit Kilian is not holding back
Well, the other parody (spaceballs) had more of a plot than ros, so I honestly find it fitting
RoS was so bad that most ppl who liked the sequels, one or both of the first 2, hated it. So.
And this is how I realised Killian has garbage opinions
@@deadshot5007this is how I realised you have garbage opinions
nah, that's just you.
This video teaches us many things. That the Poggle The Lesser fanclub is still alive and prospering, that Han Solo still shot first and his victim was an unarmed man, but most importantly we learn that the distortion tool was a net positive.
My favorite part of star wars is how the actual people who started the clone wars, the banking clans, didnt suffer any ramifications for funding both sides of the war, and how no one ever acknowledges their part in any wars.
Didn't Anakin slaughter the leaders?
They went bankrupt after the empire invented the pain chip
Almost like George wanted to tell us something...
@@kungolaf4499 George: "I might have gone too far in a few places."
Really makes you think :)
"His Tarkin senses could sense if someone sneezed incorrectly on the other side of the galaxy." - has to be true for Vader to respect him
He actually said "incompetently".
7:42
@@thegrayyernaut Only someone with Tarkin senses could have caught that. You have a bright future with the Empire.
@@thegrayyernaut the heir to the Tarkin senses! The legend were true!
@@thegrayyernaut to think you could catch such a mistake! You truly are Tarkins heir!
“I love you like a brother “ has a whole different meaning when Leia says it
The swedish dub calling it "The Star's Wars" threw kid me off into thinking it was about literal stars fighting.
To be fair the actual name isn't much more descriptive.
@@maxjones503 Wait it makes even less sense the original trilogy doesn't feature an actual war! Just some dumbass rebellion
@@korvenett9882 and a country with state vs rebellion is called?
@@att7364 A Rebellion? I don't understand your question. At best the "war" in Star Wars is a civil war.
@@korvenett9882 are civil wars not a war to you? I mean it's kinda in the name
And yes, it's referred to as the galactic civil war
10:18 Oh man, I never freakin realized that, that George Lucas and Luke Skywalker share a name
Well, Luke _is_ a self-insert character afterall.
"How did my father die?"
"49 times, we fought that beast..."
His blood, it drained into the boards, we had to change them...
@@tennheroisbae886 we all got a chicken duck woman thing waiting for us.
“Someday when you are older…
You may be be hit by a boulder.”
wait wrong one
I love every time the sequels are brought up it’s accompanied by Kilian beating a dead taun-taun. Cinematic Masterpiece.
I want a gif version of that
Kenobi:If you saw a hill and a taller hill,what would you do?
Luke:I don't follow
Kenobi:Well your father did
Haha Killian your a genius
This joke has been in the back of my mind the whole video, I don't get it :(
You’re not obiwan, so naturally you don’t get it
@@Captain-Jinn It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!
Rings a bell?
@@Captain-Jinn It's a word-play on "follow".
Luke does not "follow" - understand Obi-wans question/reference.
Anakin (tried to) followed Obi-wan to the "higher ground". As in to literally follow someone. He jumped after Obi-wan.
@@Captain-Jinn one hill is taller than the other. Obi went to the tallest hill. Anakin followed to the smallest hill. So Obi had the high ground.
"Lord Vader, Mads Mikkelsen is dead!"
"Damn it! his brother is my best friend, now this is going to get awkward"
fun fact, Lars Mikkelsen is Thrawn
Saw Guerrera being the Force's stress ball just straight up killed me
I love how Killian brainwashed us to immediately think of halo whenever he mentiones the best sci-fy series or the best fiction writing.
Followed by Digimon.
Your inner swedish came out the instant that danish flag and garbled speech came together to form a most insidious joke. I loved it.
:(
@@lass7212 It's ok to be danish.
@@Marek21SK ty :)
Speech wasn't garbled enough, 0/10 realism.
I don't know whether I should be pissed or sad that it sounded like real Danish to begin with.
LMFAO The Han vs Greedo scene
every1 knows Han shot first XD
@@vine01 What are you talking about, Greedo clearly shot multiple times first?
_(joke)_
-Weird, gutteral language
-Good at resisting Invasions
-Experts at guerilla warfare
-Live in the forest
Yup, Ewoks are Finnish.
Perkele
That’s the first time I’ve heard the Finnish language be called ”guttural”
So I wasn't the only one who thought he made them have a finnish accent.
Suomi finland
Poor Suomi, I think their language is very nice
"First, we need to address the obvious problem: none of these three movies contain Kit Fisto"
- The most based criticism ever given
Fact
Im personally a man of Plo Koon but I do agree Kit Fisto is also awesome
Real
You are strong and wise and I am very proud of you. You have become a far better Jedi than I could ever be
Probably because air bending is just a less powerful version of the force
@@unepintade Well, I don't know about that, they both have very unique abilities that make them powerful
@💋𝗙**𝗖𝗞 𝗖𝗵𝗲𝗰𝗸 РR0FIL He seems like he is an extremely powerful man, able to evade copystrikes and many other obstacles. However I am concerned with the title of Darth that he possesses...
I'm only 9 seconds in and you're already killed me with "The rise of Skywalker" being a parody. xD
I'm gonna kill myself over that.
Solo wasn't even included, fitting.
@@pandacakes6613 wait that was a movie?.
Holy shit the recapping Obi Wan of the Clone Wars series is so funny. It makes his flashback PTSD funnier. Instead of PTSD, he's just like fk that I'm not telling that whole story.
"It is more of a feeling. An *INTENSE HATRED OF SAND*"
That made me choke on my tea.
That Vader "Did I just make a dad joke?" scene was hilarious.
'The Empire didn't plan on having enemies' explains so much...
"Not at all a strike on the same scale, but per capita striking it might be bigger."
Kilian has a knack for making things funny purely because they're true.
The exagerated Han solo head streching absolutely slayed me.
I've never seen the Original Trilogy but I played the LEGO games, alias the superior way to experience Star Wars
A true fan ladies and gentlemen
The movies are good. Def recommended although you can really see the age. If that bothers you
As a character from there I can confirm
spoken like a true fan and enjoyer of high quality vidya
no joke ,i played the whole SW Lego game like years before i actually watch the movies
This absolute genius is truly the DaVicnci of the 21st century
that Dune reference is magnificent, and he did it before Dune was pop culture relevant again
"Podracing champion Darth Vader"
Podchamp
Just... take my like and get out
I like how you included Rebels and even a bit of Bad Batch, but completely skipped Solo. Like, it's not even in the parody category.
It's in the same category as fanfictions involving C3PO and R2D2
it ain’t THAT bad tbh. It was ok. Ok doesn’t cut it for Star Wars though.
@@hiage66666 I really don't see why everyone absolutely hated Solo.
@Jackson Larson Me neither. Most of Solo was meh, but there were some great parts - I really enjoyed Woody Harrelson's character Beckett, and Donald Glover was a fantastic Lando. He emboddied Billy Dee Williams.
And despite all the press about him needing an acting coach (and every film set has an acting coach, the one for A New Hope basically directed the movie while Lucas played with his props), Alden Ehrenreich was very good as a young Han Solo.
Qi'ra was genuinely awfully acted- Emilia Clarke was more wooden than a city on Khasyyyk, and the movie had it's bad and WTF moments, but every Star Wars film has had a few of those, so... *shrug*
I find it odd that most changes and reiterations of Han has made him more competent.
The first iteration had him as a rogue that only had street smarts. He bested Greedy by acting first. Street smarts! But he showed Kenobi that he wasn't a great pilot by giving a distance instead of a time when talking about the FAST ship he has. Also, Chewbacca is the pilot. Han is just acting. Chewbacca does everything.
Han talked about the Jedi as crazy people that tricked people into believing in magic. Han was not at all informed about the wider world. His street smarts told him to not trust people, which made him a bit more ignorant. Han's small world didn't need those distractions.
Damn that's actually a really prescient point about Rogue One and the way the rebel change to fit modern geo-political views
“If you saw a hill then saw a taller hill what would you call that”
“I’m not following”
“Your father did”
Best line ever
7:45 I can totally buy that. Tarkin's fantasies revolve around taking off his shirt, showing off his swole abs and scar and dunking on and beating the shit out of incompetent personnel
So Tarkin is basically Putin?
@Checkmate1138 Putin is just a Tarkin wannabe.
>in most modern stories he’ll experience war and realize he had it better on the far
>in this story he’ll experience war and find it quite pleasant
Or as I like to call it, Luke had the Ernst Jünger reaction to war rather than the Erich Remarque one
homeboy really did put in a Dune reference, other than the one planet that is in every movie
Not in empire
And what a Dune reference it was.
Kenobi going over his history with the clone wars with Luke was the funniest conversation ever.
"Listen kiddo, tomorrow I'm dissolving the Senate, and Alderan"
As a Turk I am so proud you mentioned “Dunyayi Kurtaran Adam.”
One of the best shitty turkish movies
Yine Bakmak istiyorum xD
I’m a Turk as well and I’m just as proud
@@TheFalseShepphard I wonder
How's your women's rights going?
@@wellshit9489 Turkey is a party to the Convention on the Elimination of All Forms of Discrimination Against Women since 1985, as well as to its Optional Protocol since 2002. ... In 2004, an update to article 10 of the constitution placed the responsibility for establishing gender equality on the state: "men and women have equal rights.
Kilian should do garbage guides to the other Mass Effect games, especially since legendary edition just came out.
Yes please. Can't wait for Kilian to trash my beloved game!
YES!
YES
Agreed! I am secure enough in my love for the trilogy that there's nothing Killian could say!
Unless he plays a custom shepard...
"Why do I wanne se her stuck in a washing machine"
I can say that all the waiting for a New kilian video was absolutely worth it.
''The gang escapes by pretending to be Snoke.'' Damn, Killian. You killed him harder than Kylo.
_"Pod racing champion, Darth Vader"_ is the best description for him I've ever heard
Now after that you've got to do KOTOR after teasing us for 45min with the soundtrack like that
I knew I'd heard that music somewhere!
I second this.
0:40
As a Washingtonian I am DEEPLY offended. We are ABSOLUTELY NOT the second most mediocre state. WE ARE FAR MORE MEDIOCRE THAN CALIFORNIA.
It's a relatively unknown piece of trivia, but the reason Fox thought Star Wars is going to be a flop is because the original cut is garbage. Think prequel level quality. They literally saved it in post.
Well, that may be a bit of a hyperbole, but the original cut was kinda bad.
The original cut was garbage, Lucas's original wife recut it into a good movie, then he dumped that wife.
@@romitkumar6272 It's partially true. Though the real issue may have been that the original cut was poorly paced. The original editor was fired. Then Marcia Lucas and her team were brought on board... and won an oscar for their efforts.
Granted, the rough cut was made before the music or the special effects were finished, which probably made it seem less impressive.
Hey, revenge of the sith isn’t THAT bad, especially compared to some of the other Star Wars movies
Fox thought it was gonna flop cause most sci-fi movies flopped in those days.
The original cut was slowly paced and Lucas himself fired the editor and brought 3 editors to finish the film on time. Marcia that everyone credits with saving the movie only edited the trench run and a few minor scenes. Lucas didn't dump her, she cheated on him with the carpenter working on Skywalker Ranch.
The whole notion of Star Wars being saved in the edit seems to stem from people not being able to reconcile that the same man that gave the 3 beloved movies also gave the 3 movies they hated. So it has to be that SW is good despite Lucas. Apparently all these people saw the true gem of potential in SW and worked behind Lucas' back to steer it to greatness. In reality most of the crew didn't give af. Just a paycheck till the next gig. Nobody knew or dreamed they were working on a future cultural phenonenon. But now everbody acts like they were the real power behind the throne. Paul Hirsch one of the 3 editors for example takes credit for lightsaber colors and other stuff.
@@rebel_diamonds It has been said that films are made in the editing room. "Saving the movie" is essentially what *all* editors are hired to do.
Random thought enters my mind "I wonder if Killian has any new videos out?"
Check his channel and to see he's released this video 20 minutes ago. Killian has mastered mind control.
Yeah like yesterday I started binge watching the old videos and he uploads it always happens like that for me
16:04 As a military man I can confirm that if you brought me a walking carpet in manacles I would just point you to the MP and get on with my day.
Watto announcing himself as Luke's grandfather made me laugh the most so far, fuck sake xD I get the feeling Killian is actually a much bigger SW nerd than he lets on, and that's very groovy :p
Also, he shows up as a force ghost... was Watto a Jedi?
Kilian is the single best creator on the entire internet. This like all of his videos is pure gold! All praise lord Kilian, may he never stop making these hilarious gems 🙏
0:06 best part about this joke is that he forgot about solo.
Well you would wouldn't you?
@@JamesTobiasStewart I did have to watch the clip twice before I noticed.
Just imagine if Disney released it in December instead of 6 months after TLJ broke the fandom in pieces. The movie would've done so much better in the box office after the storm had settled.
Oh, right.... Thats a movie....
Jedi are like Pokemasters except instead of using fuzzy creatures, they use child soldiers
Why is no one talking about how great the C3-PO Dune Joke was
I chocked so hard when Rogue One was considered one of the 9 movies and the Rise of Skywalker was labelled as a parody
I'm so glad Kilian made a retrospective on this gem. I couldn't find any other ones.
None i could trust with the upmost confidence of a red panda...
What THANK YOU KILLIAN YOU ARE AMAZING
@Evelyn 21 y.o - check my vidéó who made you do this
Omg...Saw Gerrera(?) being the force’s stress ball...why is that so fucking accurate it hurts...
43:50 the only reason vader died at the end was because he gave palpy the high ground when he lifted him over his head
When we needed him the most, the algorithm despised him
As a Dane, I really have to compliment your Danish skills. Impressive for a panda
I believe it is canon that pain receptors were installed to make sure another droid army won't exist.
Which is genius because humans never fight because of their pain receptors
@@mmsL125 It is funny that some people accept everything when you put the word "canon" in front of it.
@@mmsL125 Even beyond it being ineffective, starwars never really deals with the moral implications of being able to mass produce sentient beings that can feel pain, regardless of if they're droids or clones. I know that'd probably be boring for most audiences but it seems like a major plot problem to me. Like, at what point do people go 'hey, maybe we should consider *not* just printing more people when we need cheap labor'
@@cakecinema9385 it’s a movie
@@mmsL125 That doesn't mean it can't explore interesting moral questions, arguably exploration morality and emotions are central themes of the text.
The sci-fi trilogy he refers to at the end is actually the first three seasons of dubbed Digimon.
Ah really?
@@Checkmate1138 actually he is referring to halo.
@@fictionarch So, which one?
@@Checkmate1138 until infinite comes out halo only has one real trilogy.
@@fictionarch Ah, I meant how do you know he was talking about Halo, not Digimon?
“At least I have a smell unlike your planet”
BOOM
29:51 holy shit now that’s a callback
I love the GRONGGOOOOOOO reference
Be careful not to choke on your aspirations director- I just Made a dad joke.
Did Padme...?
Still waiting for the the two hour retrospective for the clone wars.
yessssss
"and why do I want to see her stuck in the washing machine" that got me good
9:40 "lord vader you seem to have a disease that wouldn't actually date the video"
*Coughs in 2020's general grievous*
38:20 Wait why does the Ewok speak with a Finnish accent they aren't even depressed.
Your reinterpretation of the "I am your father" scene was absolutely grlorious 🤣
Gotta love Kilian's Retrospective to his Retrospective two minutes in.
"Often called better than the prequels...
...
Because they're better than the prequels"
I didn't expect his pronunciation of the "Dünyayı Kurtaran Adam" to be actually perfectly correct.
I bet it took longer than the trilogy to master.
I thought i went crazy when i heard he started talking turkish lol
"use the lucas, luke" got me different with that one.
"I went to Mandalore and sired a Bastard, with the Dutchess"
Can we talk about how they completely overproduced the Death Star? Like, you only need 1/10th (if even that) of the power to kill all life on a planet, why did you have to develop so far that the very core gets destroyed?
What’s wrong with a little bit of showmanship
@@ozymandias1133 I feel like heating up the atmosphere and spreading footage of people agonizingly burning to death would be way more effective at doing that too. Quick and painless is not very fear inducing
@@Reac2 It's instant though, and it comes as a surprise. If the atmosphere starts heating up, you might have a chance to evacuate, with a space laser though you are space debris.
@@mmsL125 with reduced cost you could build 2 death stars in paralel
Realistically speaking, how cataclysmic would the "mere" single reactor ignitions from Rogue One have been?