Jim Cornette on Getting Sick
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- Опубліковано 15 вер 2024
- From Episode 271 of the Jim Cornette's Drive Thru
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What happened to your socks?
Shut up!
This part had me laugh SO hard, yet it's such a throw away line 🤣🤣🤣
Funny thing is literally listening to this a hour after driving around at work coming off the flu and I myself trusted a flu fart and shat myself
😂
Never trust a fart.
rolled the die and got snake eyes lmao
😅😂
This is probably one of my favorite Cornette stories lol bubbling guts and sun screen
I love how Corny's answer to staying hydrated is Sprite Zero 😂
For years & years I didn't drink water hardly at all until I was doing roofing during a hot summer day & I had already gotten dehydrated anyways. My boss/friend told me that if I didn't start drin water that he wouldn't pay me until I did lol. Been drinking water a whole lot ever since & I'll be 48 in May of 2024. Now, I drink water, berry & fruit juices more than drinks as I rarely even drink drinks now unless it's a cold Dr. Pepper {holy water}... 🤔
Holy shit 😂
Twice now I've had a situation where I needed to shit and had no toilet paper, so I had to improvise and use my socks🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jim’s pooping story is better than any story line on AEW tv…just saying
Anything Jim does is way more entertaining than Aew , EVER !!!!
Pooping in the woods is erotic
People who shamelessly tell entertaining stories about shitting themselves are my favorite people
You are going to want to watch the video “george brett tells a story.” Possibly the greatest I shit myself story ever.
I was about to post the same thing! 😂
I Once HersheySquirted My BoxerBriefs & Went Into a GasStation RestRoom to Throw My UnderWear Away...& Days Later That GasStation EXPLODED, Due to a NaturalGasLeak Under TheFloor!
"I shit myself 3 times on Monday" - Jim Cornette 2022
I just noticed the little sprite bottle on the nightstand. Best thumbnail game in the business
Thanks for this Jim. I've been fighting the flu all week. First sickness in year's. Your stories are priceless .
"goddamnit, I told you don't make me laugh"😂😂😂😂
Amazing timing for you posting this clip. It's 5:00am here in the UK right now and I've been sick with the exact same set of symptoms as you've described since Saturday night. Haven't eaten for 2 days and I woke up after 2 hours sleep with my bed absolutely soaked through with sweat this morning. Hope you feel better soon, Jim - and thanks for confirming for me that it's flu I've got!
Me too..... Just getting over something just like that..... I believe it was a respiratory infection..... 😪🤧😩🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿
I was like that in October. Hope you feel better soon.
Feel better bro
Between the living crisis and the cold we are indeed living the good life here in the UK 🇬🇧 🤣🤣
Join the club mate 😒
If Corny takes a shit in the woods, and the bears don't smell it, how far is it to the nearest Dollar General?
About a mile or two, dollar general stores are everywhere
I've been sick for the last week and a half, with symptoms very similar to Corny. Brutal flu.
As someone who gets sick very rarely (once a year), when it comes,it comes hard.
Does it come crashing down and hurt inside?
@@jims.6393 that doesn't work for me,brother.
@@vodkagal28rarely?? Lmfao. I haven't been sick in over 4 years. Just sayin my dude
So glad I decided to listen to this while having breakfast 🙄🙄🤣🤣
Make sure you get your eighth booster jimmy
🤣🤣
Go start another insurrection you clown
@@benwest1839 I wasn't part of the BLM "protests" bro
Jim mixing up the days leading up to his recovery from the flu may be attributed not to the flu itself but to him being abducted by aliens as was Jericho. He should definitely go to a hypnotist 😂
Best segue into a Manscape ad. Think his stories have finally sold me on getting one.
Jim Cornettes ad reads are always brilliant. But I really loathe Manscaped. It's a company who creates a problem then sells you the solution, which you don't need. Nobody needed Manscaped before, nobody needs it now. Even if you do shave your balls, there have been plenty of ball shavers around for ages. Who don't saturation advertise, and doing create fears and try to reduce people's self esteem, so they can pretend their BS product will make you fulfilled and happy.
I dislike the way they try to exploit, even create, insecurities to sell their product. It's essentially "you need sex to be happy, and, if you're not getting enough, it's because you don't have Manscaped."
Or more simply, "you're not going to be happy unless you buy Manscaped."
It creates more nonsense for men to be insecure about. Next they'll be selling makeup. "Hide those ugly skin problems or you'll never be happy."
I figure I'll invent a product for the terrible "smelly ear" problem which I didn't know I had, until I wondered if my ear grooming was up to the standards of the modern woman.
Now I realise I need a new anti ear stink deoderant, anti ear hair clippers, anti ear stink preventative spray, the whole lot ! It's bottled water. It's bottled oxygen.
It's insidious. Young men have enough insecurities about women, about their looks, about their grooming now. Young women have been copping this nonsense for years.
We don't need Manscaped. We never did. We never will.
If you want your crotch to be shaved, shave it with exisiting products. But the honest answer is, you don't.
Give it 2 years, men will be buying makeup, getting their balls waxed, and who knows what else. Companies who do this are pretty low level.
I'll enjoy the ad reads, like I enjoy Codecademy, but I'll never be a coder. I'll never shave my balls unless my women asks me to. If she does I'll use clippers like I've done before and be fine.
Jim Cornette having high blood pressure. I'm legitimately shocked
You know you’re sick when you start breaking down every time you’ve shit your pants since childhood. Lmao
I caught COVID this year. I was so disappointed, after going so long without a cold. Then I became short of breath after running up and down a flight of stairs, something that hasn't happened to me in over a decade. That made me realize it was worse than a cold. At points I could not even stand, I just had to curl up in a ball and wait. Almost as bad as Covid were the post Covid symptoms, which just wouldn't quit. Usually when I have a cold and the fever breaks it's the best feeling I can think of but post Covid I was in a perpetual state of nausea. Anti virals were a lot more pleasant than anti biotics though.
*That does it! It's time to introduce the Cornette's Collectables "Side-of-the-Road Shit/Burger Towel"! Join the (Bowel) Movement"!*
Cornette: "Brian, my long streak came to an end."
Me: "What?!? Cornette finally said something that was wrong?!?!
To go through COVID and not get ill is the real achievement
"I shit myself three times on Monday" 😆
This streak... is over.
lol bravo sir.
No, the streak is in his pants. And on his sock 😂
🤣🤣🤣 another comedy gold classic by the legend that is Jim Cornette
I don't have a clue how the hell I didn't get sick over Thanksgiving. My girlfriend got a hell of a cold and I stayed with her and took care of her from Wednesday to Saturday until she felt better and I haven't been sick at all, hell I haven't even had a cough which again is shocking because I had to take care of my girlfriend who had one of the worst colds I've ever seen
I’ve had COVID since 11/26. Fever broke the night of 11/27. Today, after continuing to test positive and getting better, and after not having a fever for 9 days. I had a slight fever today and still tested positive. So I’m stuck in this damn bedroom even longer. I know I have it easy because people have had this and had it way worse than me, but I still have cabin fever.
He went from a cold or a flu to stories about sunburns and number 2, and it was absolutely hilarious.
Take care of yourself mr. Cornette, you are a treasure!
Edit: the way he sells products at the end, the stories and jokes he tells around something not even related to wrestling, this man was made for the entertainment business, absolutely briliant.
As a Canadian, when I hear stories like this from the US, I'm so relieved to have my healthcare. As a disabled person, I've had more than 20 surgeries and never had to wait for any of them. I get a terrible headache and I'm seen immediately and within a couple of hours tops I'm in surgery. They really look after you if you really need it and all you need is your Care Card. No checking to see if you have coverage or any of that nonsense. And that's not just gimps like me. That's with everybody. Even if you don't have one, if you have a serious medical issue and you show up to the hospital, you go to the front of the line. Sorry, ingrown toenail.
Have shit healthcare and no guns. I'll stay here. Say hi to the people's leader Trudeau for me kid
I worked with a Canadian for some time and all he ever did was shit on the medical system in Canada. I don’t know personally. Maybe if you don’t have serious issues it’s not as good, idk
@@thecapn3560 I also heard from some Canadians that they wait longer than Americans to be treated, even days or weeks. But maybe that depends on where in Canada they're from.
@@gman2015z the wait was his number one complaint.
Your experience is not common, from what I've heard from other Canadians. For decades. Not to mention that services of any value are not free. Someone is paying. I would guess the working class, as it goes in all systems of government.
I remember when Jim was talking in the past about a stress test. He mentioned it and I remember when I had one several years ago. I felt like my heart was about to explode. And Jim said it is like the test gives you a heart attack. Which explains a lot. But I had another about a month ago. And I didn't feel a thing. I was expecting the feeling at anytime. I thought shouldn't I feel it soon. I thought maybe it took longer last time and I just forgot. As I was thinking that the nurse was like you are done. I hope that is a good thing.
I have it too. I got it Monday night. Of course I felt it coming since Saturday. Friday I had a mask and gloves on. But I was put into a situation where I was around people. I was at the doctor. And so many were coughing and sneezing and not covering their face. People are so inconsiderate. They are like well I am already sick so I don't care if I wear a mask or not. Then you got the crazy people that act like the mask is going to come alive and eat their face.
Rooty poot??? Thats funny!!! Note to self...dont be drinking anything listening to this. Im choking!!! Thats hysterical!!!😂
I knew a guy that I used to think was smart. His boss made everyone wear a mask. This is when it was mandatory. He ended up getting fired because He refused to where a mask.
This clip is more entertaining then the last 20 plus years of wrestling. 💯 lmfaoo🤣
This was hysterical, even if I was having a sloppy joe sandwich at the time.
Most honest person I've heard
I shit in a box in a barn once because my grandmother wouldn’t drive me from the farm to the gas station. I was probably 12. I had the cramps.
Learned last year at 39 I’ve got celiac disease. All makes sense now.
I'm listening to a story about shitting lmao
I stopped watching WWF in the 90s because they brought in some Jerk that wouldn't keep his mouth shut. I wasn't smart yet and honestly stopped watching because Corny caught some real heat. Wasn't until years later I got smart and appreciate every moment of his discourse. Thanks and keep driving, Sir.
Which one
And that was Corney Light. You missed the good stuff, his 84-89 nwa and mid-south runs.
I have had to poop outside many many times.
Somewhere, on a small island in the Caribbean, there is a James Cornette poo sock. Sign that and ship it our Jim. Lmao.
I will definitely never think about the drummer boy again.
I’m still sick been sick since November.20th just got a Z pack
Never been so enthralled listening to a shitting yourself story before ha
Brian. My Condolences. 🙏 I Didn't know. 🙏 God Bless.
Had the flu a week after Thanksgiving. Probably one of the worst flu bugs I've ever had! Could hardly move for two days!
I can't believe Jim just gave us a lesson on how to take a shit off the side the of the road without straining your knees while holding the back bumper of your car 😂His knowledge extends beyond wrestling techniques
Jim looks like the guy from the Operation board game in this picture.
Thanksgiving my undefeated streak came to the end
I got the flu shot and next day got the flu.
Wonder why? 🤔😄
I'm sick right now
I have no clue what it could be
Flu shits and vomiting bile, along with extreme exhaustion and a slight headache
I could listen to this man read a phone book and it would be better than most of the promos I see on tv today
Chainsaws and soiled draws... Sounds like my last colonoscopy.
Prayers up to big Barry Windham 🙏
Right..hope he can pull through
As a property surveyor I can relate Jim ... I've had to shit in the "forest" as Brian calls it hundreds of times.
Get well Corny
Jim Cornette, the yank Victor Meldrew.
Feel better soon Corny
This year got the flu it was the 2nd time in my life I've ever had the flu and for 3 nights I couldn't sleep a wink after I got over the 104.5 fever for 2 days.
At least he wasn't wearing sandals with the tube socks.
Please say Prayers for Barry Windham & His Family and Friends.🙏
yo the sprite zero on the night stand lmao
only Jim can make a getting sick story intresting
3 years is a good streak! 😅
sounds more like an norovirus.
As a teacher, I’m basically the sick man of Europe every winter.
Yes never before have u heard
The same time I get sick, I run into this.
I love eating mushrooms in the forest.... Unfortunately they make me 💩💩
I'm pretty sure carbonated beverages when consumed in large amounts dehydrate you. So if all you drink is Sprite Zero woof.
Jesus Tapdancing Christ! Sunburn, and the Shits. I'm giddy and disgusted at the same time! Great job JC!
It’s crazy how many people are getting sick, myself included.
It’s almost like it’s *FLU SEASON!!!*
Here in San Antonio all the hospital beds are almost full.
@@namemcnamerton4249 yes and it’s a very bad one. ER waits are like 12 hours. That’s obviously the bigger issue.
All the sick people I know are poked… Lambs to the slaughter.
@shalom8858 cool story lady
Think of Russo nekkid and you'll instantly recover.
What ?? You'll more likely instantly drop dead..anything to evade that horrendous image
The flu hit me right after I made and ate Thanksgiving dinner
The "flu" still exists?
Yep so does a lot of awful stuff
They had a whole segment about shit 😭😭😭😭
DO I WANNA GO GET A HOT BROWN?!?!? Does Jim Cornette shit in the woods? 😂😂
Same here corny. Literally streak and all, minus the x3 on Monday.
Jim! I had the same thing try edibles for sleep next time.
I thought you both did the show from different areas.
funniest thing is, i have the runs right now an just took a crap while listening to this. my stomach hurts like a mf
The doctor probably has to give cornette industrial strength blood pressure medication
X but 19:30
Yup same here in Atlantic Canada the whole family got it except for the 7 year old. The exact same symptoms
Hey guys. I’m late but I’m sorry about your dad Brian. RIP Mr. Last.
Say… I’m wondering why do you censor the curse words and sometimes you don’t. I don’t give a fuck but I’m just curious about that.
The Drive Thru’s Christmas Episode
oh so hiding in your house for 3 years didn't help the immune system?
Sitting here with Covid, thank you for something to listen to.
Oh thank God Jim has ALL of his boosters and vaccinations so he can’t possibly get sick!!
I got sick when the it did as when the same on for seven of hot forest if too!
Richard Pryor would approve this video.✅
are you sure this is about being sick?
4:14 🤣😭
Hot cold rain and nun? Oh damn Corny beware those angry Catholic women in black are causing havoc on the southern Mongolian ecosystem.
Hopefully it wasn't the screaming shits.
This what people never do but they should when starting get cold is try kill it before get bad clear your morning snots and take cough drop if slightly feel anything and get fresh air don't stay inside because your resting with your virus/cold and this person wear shorts in winter not get sick
6:40
You know I see this as an animated little short is somebody out there is listening or reading this make this happen in animated the stale of Jim s******* in the woods a reality LOL
Dontcha see Matthew?!??