I was hanging Christmas lights on my 20'+ high gutter while listening to this, and there were moments of uncontrollable laughter where I thought "Fuck, I'm gonna fall off this ladder and this is how I'm gonna meet my end".
You just know Jim is gonna give you a funny story when he prefaces it with "But on the one time..." In the words of the late Robin Harris: "...Gotta go, gotta go!"
How casually he mentions having a "burger towel" in his car gets me. Sure, I have a few napkins in my glove box. Nothing I refer to that indicates a size or specific job though. Classic.
AS an adult man who has shit himself more times than I like to admit, food poisoning at a music festival is not fun. Socks make terrible wiping material.
That I can understand…food poisoning is awful. I just…my kids’ father shit himself down the highway. His ex wife shit herself and had to use boutique bag tissue paper to wipe. I keep waiting in horror but thus far in my adult life it has yet to happen to me. Not looking forward to it.
@@marilynsgirl01 sounds to me like your baby daddy and all who love him are cursed to poop themselves. I hope you're deep enough in love to make pooping your pants worth it. 😂💩
I used to be in a band and we were staying at this dude's house we practiced in, anyway his toilet was backed up so I went outside to shit and conveniently placed myself two cinder blocks to sit on and shit between, not only did I have explosive diarrhea and get it all over myself but it was so goddamn cold outside the ice cold cinder blocks pulled the skin off my ass when I got up
@@DarksaberForce Absolutely. One of my favorites. I swear that is the kind of thing that only happens to a guy like Jim. It's a sick joke the world plays on folks like him simply to entertain the rest of us. Like the great George Carlin said "When you are born you get a ticket to the freak show, when you are born in America you get a front row seat." Or maybe I'm just a little too high. Lol
This clip had me in tears laughing. It also reminded me of my father. Dad had had his gallbladder removed when he was in his 20s or 30s. As a result greasy food would go right through him. As he got older it got worse. He developed some form of IBS or something. He got to the point where he could go to a restaurant on a completely empty stomach and empty bowels and before the meal was finished he'd have to go to the bathroom. When it struck him that he needed to go number 2, he needed to go. We drove across Canada one summer and he marked a trail from one end of the country to the other. The sad thing is that the last few years of his life didn't have to be as difficult as they were in that regard if only his family doctor had listened to him. His family doctor always thought he was exaggerating when Dad would tell him how bad his bowels were. It took my Mom going into an appointment with my Dad and getting angry with the doctor and telling him that Dad wasn't exaggerating about his bowels. A trip to a specialist later and he was give a prescription that changed his life. A prescription that had been available for years and years. As a result of that medication Dad's last couple of years were much easier in relation to his bowels.
As much as I despise Hulk Hogan, his movie “No Holds Barred” has one joke, one juvenile stupid joke, that I will never stop laughing at; *WHAT’S THAT I SMELL?!* “D-D-Dookie!”
I remember the story when Jim was calling the debut match of Boogeyman in OVW and when he shit himself while scream to the fans to get out of the way, so the Boogeyman could walk through the crowd😂😂🤣 this is basically where the problem between him and Santino started.
I remember when I was on a hike with the Boy Scouts. One of the juniors needed to go, so we stopped, gave him some toolet roll, and sent him into the bushes to do his business. 10 minutes went by, and he hadn't come back. We called out to him and got no answer. Me and another senior scout went into the bushes to find him. Thankfully he wasn't too far from the trail. He was dressed, and the toilet roll hadn't been used. We asked him if he was OK and if he was too nervous to go. He shook his head and said, "I was trying to go, and then the poo fell into my pants!" He then started balling his eyes out. We left that one for the Scout Leader to sort out.
@@TheMistaRich Or when stone cold shit himself then Yokozuna was about to give him the banzai drop and he looked up and said "Yoke, go home" and Yokozuna said "Ok, brah" Then they finished the match.
I will never, ever, EVER buy or use a burger towel EVER again. I will NEVER be able to undo these images in my brain. The awfulness will never be forgotten.
💩 Jimmy got a poo poo🤣🤣🤣 I swear just hearing Brian's laugh is just worth it all even if it was in my story telling him being s*** myself it would be worth hearing Brian's laugh
i haven't heard it mentioned by him in years, but it's basically a large towel he would keep on his lap so he could eat fast food without spilling all over, while driving between towns. One of the first items he sold related to his podcast was a "Cornette Burger towel".
Pretty sure I sawr Jim shit himself in Little Rock one night when one of the Meeks clan took a swing at him and beautiful Bobby...about ?....82, 83 ?....Grandma Meeks used to put a ponds cold cream jar in her purse and go after Scandar and the big Russian....you can see the Meeks family over in some of the Kaufman Mid South footage...they lived for Mid South wrasslin..Little Rocks finest of the old school clans.
Up until now if I ever popped for a Cornette Action Figure or photo I always thought I'd get it autographed "Thank you, Fuck you, Bye!" but now I'm strongly considering "Shit Happens"
I've sh*t myself more times than I care to admit, but a funnier story, a couple of months back I was working in the woods felling trees for firewood and I had to sh*t. Now my buddy I was working with only had a few napkins I had to make last, so I walk a ways into the woods and find a fallen tree that I sit on with my ass sticking out the back. So I sh*t, wipe, and pull my britches up and I look back to make sure I don't step in it, and it's gone! I can't find it anywhere! Not a nugget! Alls I can figure is it must have been a power sh*t that blasted like 10 feet through the woods, so far I couldn't see any!
Just squat like a catcher with your waistband around your knees and ass lower than waistband level. I've crapped outside for over 90% of all dumps in the last half decade and never got it on my legs or clothes. If it's diarrhea and makes a puddle or just a massive log it sometimes gets on my boots. Getting on my boots is only as common as stepping in dog shit for the average person though.
This just shows wrestling is so bad in general WWE and AEW Jim rather talk about shitting himself and people are here for it ...just wow. I hate gross out humor btw but it's just hilarious this is what Jim rather talk about.
Oh, Jim, if you were from Eastern KY or Southwestern WV or VA, out to about Beckley or Bristol, you would know to tear a sleeve off of your shirt to do your business in nature.
A man may not remember important dates , anniversaries.. even birthdays of their children... But I guarantee every man can remember... in detail may I add.. every time they shit themselves after age 7.
These stories made me laugh so hard at work people were staring at me. I was dying listening to to explain how to shit while hanging on to the car. So classic
Finally, Cornette Mudshow
Take a bow sir.
Golden comment 😄
That was totally worth scrolling down for. 🤣
That's a good one.
I was hanging Christmas lights on my 20'+ high gutter while listening to this, and there were moments of uncontrollable laughter where I thought "Fuck, I'm gonna fall off this ladder and this is how I'm gonna meet my end".
Death by Corny 😄
Even funnier if whoever finds you, and sees this as the preview on your phone and wonders what in the blue hell were you listening to this for.
You almost had a Clark Griswald moment brother. Glad to hear you made it down safe. Merry Christmas!
@@scottthegeneticfreaksteine393 holla if ya hear me 🚨🚨🚨
Cool story
This is the quality content that I tune into to hear every week.
20 minutes of Jim Cornette talking about taking a shit. Life is good
Jim is gold. Whether shittin in the woods, or shittin on Elite, he's the guy who can cure depression, or make my day.
Brilliant!
You just know Jim is gonna give you a funny story when he prefaces it with "But on the one time..." In the words of the late Robin Harris: "...Gotta go, gotta go!"
Imagine driving along and look over to see Jim Cornette holding on to his bumper like he’s water skiing and shitting himself.
This is one of the greatest 22 minute segments ever in the history of podcasting . The man is a national treasure.
How casually he mentions having a "burger towel" in his car gets me. Sure, I have a few napkins in my glove box. Nothing I refer to that indicates a size or specific job though. Classic.
AS an adult man who has shit himself more times than I like to admit, food poisoning at a music festival is not fun. Socks make terrible wiping material.
My idea of hell.
That I can understand…food poisoning is awful. I just…my kids’ father shit himself down the highway. His ex wife shit herself and had to use boutique bag tissue paper to wipe. I keep waiting in horror but thus far in my adult life it has yet to happen to me. Not looking forward to it.
@@marilynsgirl01 sounds to me like your baby daddy and all who love him are cursed to poop themselves. I hope you're deep enough in love to make pooping your pants worth it. 😂💩
I used to be in a band and we were staying at this dude's house we practiced in, anyway his toilet was backed up so I went outside to shit and conveniently placed myself two cinder blocks to sit on and shit between, not only did I have explosive diarrhea and get it all over myself but it was so goddamn cold outside the ice cold cinder blocks pulled the skin off my ass when I got up
All part of the rockstar lifestyle
LMFAO
I thought this would be a story about Jim taking a bump and shitting himself. This is even funnier
As someone who could basically care less about modern wrestling, this is the kind of content I stick around for.
Remember the car on the fence story?
@@DarksaberForce Absolutely. One of my favorites. I swear that is the kind of thing that only happens to a guy like Jim. It's a sick joke the world plays on folks like him simply to entertain the rest of us. Like the great George Carlin said "When you are born you get a ticket to the freak show, when you are born in America you get a front row seat." Or maybe I'm just a little too high. Lol
"What happened to your socks?"
"Shut up!"
🤣
Jim Cornette keeps that same Energy with AEW because he Soils on them whenever he Reviews their Product
Or shall we say bi-product💩
You know the product is Bad when Jim only reviewed the MJF segment
Friend of mine was playing in the woods, forgot to pull his shorts out of the way and laid an epic King Kong's finger sized dump right into the gusset
Jim’s gotta do more stories like this
Cornette’s droppings still would put on a better match than Twinkletoes and the trampoline gymnasts
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812 Only worthless pieces of shit spam stupid shitty emojis.
LMFAO this is Absolutely Hilarious this story is no pun intended Such Good Shit Pal 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This clip had me in tears laughing. It also reminded me of my father. Dad had had his gallbladder removed when he was in his 20s or 30s. As a result greasy food would go right through him. As he got older it got worse. He developed some form of IBS or something. He got to the point where he could go to a restaurant on a completely empty stomach and empty bowels and before the meal was finished he'd have to go to the bathroom. When it struck him that he needed to go number 2, he needed to go. We drove across Canada one summer and he marked a trail from one end of the country to the other.
The sad thing is that the last few years of his life didn't have to be as difficult as they were in that regard if only his family doctor had listened to him. His family doctor always thought he was exaggerating when Dad would tell him how bad his bowels were. It took my Mom going into an appointment with my Dad and getting angry with the doctor and telling him that Dad wasn't exaggerating about his bowels. A trip to a specialist later and he was give a prescription that changed his life. A prescription that had been available for years and years. As a result of that medication Dad's last couple of years were much easier in relation to his bowels.
As much as I despise Hulk Hogan, his movie “No Holds Barred” has one joke, one juvenile stupid joke, that I will never stop laughing at;
*WHAT’S THAT I SMELL?!* “D-D-Dookie!”
This is classic! - your on the beach with tennis shoes and socks?
Thank you again Jim and Brian !!!
it’s happened to the best of us, jim.
"The perpetrator of the shart" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thoughts and prayers with Barry Windham and he's family
I remember the story when Jim was calling the debut match of Boogeyman in OVW and when he shit himself while scream to the fans to get out of the way, so the Boogeyman could walk through the crowd😂😂🤣 this is basically where the problem between him and Santino started.
I needed this gem today.. Thanks guys!
Cornette never fails to make me laugh.
Shit stories are some of the best stories to tell, we’ve all shit ourselves at least once.
Bro! I can't stop laughing at your profile pic! 🤣🤣🤣
Great avatar.
No they really aren't gross humor is disgusting.
@@skyblaze2156 grow up
Reminds me of Steve Austins story when Yokozuna slammed him and he shit himself lol.
There are many stories involving Yokozuma and shit 😀
Austin or Yokozuna?
Now I’ve got to look
This clip made me….
… wait for it…
… wait for it…
… sh!t mys@lf!!!!!!
Irony is I did this at work the other day. I work at a hospital. It was terrible but hysterical
I remember when I was on a hike with the Boy Scouts. One of the juniors needed to go, so we stopped, gave him some toolet roll, and sent him into the bushes to do his business. 10 minutes went by, and he hadn't come back. We called out to him and got no answer. Me and another senior scout went into the bushes to find him. Thankfully he wasn't too far from the trail. He was dressed, and the toilet roll hadn't been used. We asked him if he was OK and if he was too nervous to go. He shook his head and said, "I was trying to go, and then the poo fell into my pants!" He then started balling his eyes out. We left that one for the Scout Leader to sort out.
Bet he was bullied after that
What nickname did they come up wit to call him after that
@nigel1823 if I remember right they teased him by singing an ad jingle for big boy diapers
Well, forget about the bear. "Does Corny shit in the woods?"
Also... The way Jim says "Poopy." 😂
Old school rasslin and taking dumps .... More entertaining than anything on wrestling these days!
Reminds me of the story when Yokozuna had to shit outside a plane due to Mr Perfects patented cookies
He was once going to give Brett Hart the Banzai drop when he had diarrhoea 🤦♂️
Or Dave Schultz putting Ex-Lax in the cookies 💩
@@williammitchell4417 or when austin shit himself in Japan I think? When wrestling yokozuna
@@TheMistaRich Or when stone cold shit himself then Yokozuna was about to give him the banzai drop and he looked up and said "Yoke, go home" and Yokozuna said "Ok, brah" Then they finished the match.
@@deathmauler181 Yep.
Wow this is interesting how the s*** off the bumper of a car I better write this down🤔🙂😲🤭🤣🤣🤣🍻👍
This is the content I keep coming back for
Just like joe Biden
"Even if your pants are above the knees there's drippage when you go to wipe"
Nah just wipe before standing up.
Jimbob Cornpants: *”SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT!”*
I will never, ever, EVER buy or use a burger towel EVER again. I will NEVER be able to undo these images in my brain. The awfulness will never be forgotten.
As a kid I used to shitn the road of my development and watch cars drive over it. I was 19 then, good times!
The clarification of the beach and the tube socks. I keep rewinding, it's making me laugh so hard. Hope I actually get to the end of this 🤣🤣🤣
I’m full of flu but had to work today and legitimately almost shit myself on the drive home while listening to this
“My wife saud what “happened to your socks? “I said shut up.”
Jim Cornette is the best any story he tells is funny as fuck but this is one of his best
All that hiding in the house still didn't pay off? Hum?
If a wrestling manager shits in the wood does it make a sound?
This is the funniest corny segment I've ever heard. I'm dying laughing and driving lol
As a man with Crohns, yeah ive been there Jim i feel for you
Prayers up for Barry Windham
Jim is somehow even more funny when he's sick 😆
Jim you want to go for a witte boat wide 😂
💩 Jimmy got a poo poo🤣🤣🤣 I swear just hearing Brian's laugh is just worth it all even if it was in my story telling him being s*** myself it would be worth hearing Brian's laugh
Dear Jim and Brian
I live in the UK and was wondering when the phrase "burger towel" is said. Do you mean hand wipes?
i haven't heard it mentioned by him in years, but it's basically a large towel he would keep on his lap so he could eat fast food without spilling all over, while driving between towns. One of the first items he sold related to his podcast was a "Cornette Burger towel".
@@takerdust thanks for filling me in; I can truly appreciate that segment now lol
That was the hardest I've ever laughed listened to Jim. That's saying a lot. 😂😂
-- “Mark Schlereth’s Stinkin’ Good Green Chili Sauce” --
You can have my boosters jim.
Imagine the Biden shit stories...
Everyone has missed judged a fart at least once.
And don't forget those instances where you have a bad cough and diarrhea at the same time....
Pretty sure I sawr Jim shit himself in Little Rock one night when one of the Meeks clan took a swing at him and beautiful Bobby...about ?....82, 83 ?....Grandma Meeks used to put a ponds cold cream jar in her purse and go after Scandar and the big Russian....you can see the Meeks family over in some of the Kaufman Mid South footage...they lived for Mid South wrasslin..Little Rocks finest of the old school clans.
Travis art glorious!!!!😂😂😂😂
Jim wearing tennis shoes in the beach saved his life. 😂
Up until now if I ever popped for a Cornette Action Figure or photo I always thought I'd get it autographed "Thank you, Fuck you, Bye!"
but now I'm strongly considering "Shit Happens"
Tree or walking all the way back to the house. Walking back to the house every time. But I’m a secret crapper. No one ever knows.
I've sh*t myself more times than I care to admit, but a funnier story, a couple of months back I was working in the woods felling trees for firewood and I had to sh*t. Now my buddy I was working with only had a few napkins I had to make last, so I walk a ways into the woods and find a fallen tree that I sit on with my ass sticking out the back. So I sh*t, wipe, and pull my britches up and I look back to make sure I don't step in it, and it's gone! I can't find it anywhere! Not a nugget! Alls I can figure is it must have been a power sh*t that blasted like 10 feet through the woods, so far I couldn't see any!
Just squat like a catcher with your waistband around your knees and ass lower than waistband level. I've crapped outside for over 90% of all dumps in the last half decade and never got it on my legs or clothes. If it's diarrhea and makes a puddle or just a massive log it sometimes gets on my boots. Getting on my boots is only as common as stepping in dog shit for the average person though.
Most People have ran into [ Toilet Troubles] one time in their life 😅😅
This just shows wrestling is so bad in general WWE and AEW Jim rather talk about shitting himself and people are here for it ...just wow. I hate gross out humor btw but it's just hilarious this is what Jim rather talk about.
As a guy with spina bifida, I'm kind of a shit connoisseur. It's not much fun. Especially when you're trying to meet women.
Oh, Jim, if you were from Eastern KY or Southwestern WV or VA, out to about Beckley or Bristol, you would know to tear a sleeve off of your shirt to do your business in nature.
This was a perfect episode to listen to while getting ready. I laughed so hard that I pooped myself twice but it's ok because I was in the shower.
Ahhhh, good ol fashioned waffle stomp.
That's still not okay
@@archiemisc 🤣
This was still a better story than the whole Katie Vick saga.
A man may not remember important dates , anniversaries.. even birthdays of their children...
But I guarantee every man can remember... in detail may I add.. every time they shit themselves after age 7.
The best thing to happen to the wrestling business in 20 years is a 22 minute Jim Cornette video about pooping. I'll take it as a win💩🤘
SunBurntCorny is When ThePinkVariantSuitCorny Came to Fruition!😜
If you're going to fall asleep to Jim Cornette clips, make sure this isn't the one, or that you have youtube autoplay off.
Man I majorly sharted my pants last week it was SOOOOOO terribly embarrassing!!!
I hadn't had a deuce accident since I was a baby and Jim is doing it regularly... What's wrong with me?
The level of thought on how best to shit behind a car. I love it. 👍
Did Jim shit in my town of Las Vegas? So somewhere here there is a corny crumble hanging out? Lol
The best there is,the best there was, the best there ever will be - the Shitman Wet Fart. 😂😂😂 Good ol' Cornolhio
It seems as though sh@t can be said a certain number of times..it's bleeped early in the clip and then said freely later in the clip
Someone please get Jim some Depends j/k. We all been in that situation where you gonna shit and have no way to do so.
I'm thinking Jim shoulda went kayfabe on this topic 😂
I’m gonna try that bumper technique. Cheers corny!
Somewhere in the Caribbean lie Corny's shitty socks, like a horrible pirate treasure.
Here I sit all broken hearted, tried to shit and only farted
With some creative editing starting at around 4:10, this would be a very different story
This is just as good as George Brett's story about shitting himself at the Mirage.
These stories made me laugh so hard at work people were staring at me. I was dying listening to to explain how to shit while hanging on to the car. So classic
Ditto. The part of falling into cow pat
This clip and the clip that Jim spoke about the guy trapped in the chimney are his funniest clips. 😂 😆 😂
Add his meltdown over the car that landed on his fence
@@madringking1119 yes!! Come to think of it, there’s like 30+ clips that will make me laugh out loud 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@Mandrahale Especially when the topic is food
Literally in tears the entire time
Not the IHOP-related content I was anticipating...
Instead of the saying does a bear shit in the woods it should be does a Corney shit in the woods.
I'm just here to say.... shitter was full
Is that a bush or a shart cloud creeping from behind the tree?? Lol
New “Experience” is online. Now I’M running late.
Young Cornette would be a much better show than Young Rock
Jim in shit stained Zubaz pants, now that would be quite the sight.
Corny beyond wrestling is why a lot of us stick around.