Skyrim, But I Equip Every Armor

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  • @thespiffingbrit
    @thespiffingbrit  2 роки тому +1403

    *Welcome To The Strangest Skyrim Build Yet!*
    *What happens when you accidentally absorb the souls of everyone in a 50 mile radius?*
    Anyway I hope you all like todays video!

    • @jacksonwakefield
      @jacksonwakefield 2 роки тому +6

      Idk

    • @mattgamei5vods649
      @mattgamei5vods649 2 роки тому +11

      Instant pain and suffering, with a side of special edition Yorkshire Tea

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 2 роки тому +2

      E‎

    • @cammelotgames4108
      @cammelotgames4108 2 роки тому +2

      All Hail Lavender TEA! A peaceful surrender for Ukraine and Doctor Who for Vadimire Putin,. .. just put boots in the end and add enchanted books to Skyrim because glasses make everyone posh!

    • @jacksonwakefield
      @jacksonwakefield 2 роки тому +1

      @@cammelotgames4108 Ñ

  • @Dudae_
    @Dudae_ 2 роки тому +4475

    Watching a Skyrim Exploit is always a treat, but NOT seeing Reanu Keeves' perfect visage is quite the letdown

    • @thespiffingbrit
      @thespiffingbrit  2 роки тому +1752

      Reanu Keeves was meant to re-appear last month but due to a delay he should be ready in a few weeks! He is back in skyrim but in a way I doubt anyone can expect...

    • @immerzivemastr1821
      @immerzivemastr1821 2 роки тому +132

      Indeed, not seeing his rippling perfection in a Spiff Skyrim vid is quite the blow to my already fragile psyche.

    • @pixelate609
      @pixelate609 2 роки тому +61

      well obviously it's just because he realized he is missing the third strongest weapon in the game... the spoon and is busy working on that. after all he has his fork and knife but no spoon

    • @ergomedasa1362
      @ergomedasa1362 2 роки тому +15

      I agree

    • @TDuBs97
      @TDuBs97 2 роки тому +43

      Reanu keeves can only show his natural form every so often or it would literally break youtube from how absolutely cracked he is

  • @DerViking
    @DerViking 2 роки тому +1063

    I haven't laughed this hard in a while. The heavenly Horkers truly were a majestic sight.

    • @LoganT8792
      @LoganT8792 2 роки тому +4

      same

    • @Arkolob
      @Arkolob 2 роки тому +3

      looked like quadcopters

    • @resileaf9501
      @resileaf9501 2 роки тому +15

      This video was worth watching just to see the majestic flight of horkers at the end.

    • @bernatsaenz5100
      @bernatsaenz5100 2 роки тому +12

      Everyone knows that on spring, the flocks of Horkers fly to colder regions, where they nest on cliffs to lay their eggs.

    • @redwater3048
      @redwater3048 2 роки тому +1

      We are but the creator, we are not the gods.

  • @bionicdragon5
    @bionicdragon5 2 роки тому +1248

    Will Smith: "And with this power, I ascend to godhood!"
    The Divine Horker Army: *"You still have much to learn, child."*

  • @spicyreyes
    @spicyreyes 2 роки тому +957

    Spiff: plays skyrim 4000 different ways
    Also Spiff: calls Astrid Delphine

    • @amonsatan5263
      @amonsatan5263 2 роки тому +70

      And calls a war hammer an axe.

    • @VortexKiller2
      @VortexKiller2 2 роки тому +16

      @@amonsatan5263 speaking of axes, both axe types are the best melees in the game due to bleed damage

    • @brandonwithnell612
      @brandonwithnell612 2 роки тому +7

      @kynzeelutz1377 windhelm is sort of the capital just not curently, i think the capital of skyrim has changed hands between windhelm and solitude a few times in its past

    • @KiotheCloud
      @KiotheCloud Рік тому +6

      @@brandonwithnell612 Winterhold is the original capital before the great disaster thats where Ysgramor(leader of the companions) landed into skyrim and made the 1st nord city windhelm became capital after the great disaster since alot of the people fled there causing a huge population boost. The only reason why solitude became capital was because of olaf the mad king.

    • @AnnathePiana
      @AnnathePiana 8 місяців тому +1

      ​@Leeloo_the_foxlol The only person more annoying than those two is Esbern. He's a prick!

  • @kylethefreeman
    @kylethefreeman 2 роки тому +1109

    "Skyrim but I equip every armor." Yeah right. I'll believe that when horkers fly.

    • @therandomgamer56
      @therandomgamer56 2 роки тому +52

      This comment is extremely underrated

    • @jeffrey8941
      @jeffrey8941 2 роки тому +12

      I love this I just watched that vid

    • @Primal.motion
      @Primal.motion Рік тому +8

      You konw they are flying right now

    • @MeJustMe101
      @MeJustMe101 Рік тому +5

      So uh you gonna believe now?
      You: No I still prefer not.

    • @TheRadio-Active
      @TheRadio-Active Рік тому +3

      So you do believe it. I’ve seen Yorkers fly….fireball is powerful…..

  • @kinneyjoseph2
    @kinneyjoseph2 2 роки тому +1242

    Ascended Hoarker: "Your armor may weigh zero, but you remain heavy with hubris."

    • @nanodesu
      @nanodesu 2 роки тому +7

      i don't understand why it does, did he explain how to cancel weight?

    • @telomemmemester6274
      @telomemmemester6274 2 роки тому +53

      @@nanodesu The steed stone reduces all equipment weight to 0

  • @vecghul2793
    @vecghul2793 2 роки тому +1174

    I'm surprised the character model looked normal, considering how much armor he was wearing. I was expected some glitchy monstrosity would result from wearing so much equipment.

    • @satakrionkryptomortis
      @satakrionkryptomortis 2 роки тому +97

      its all compressing on the inside...

    • @iamthegreenlemon1176
      @iamthegreenlemon1176 2 роки тому +17

      *the big sad*

    • @michaelzoller5303
      @michaelzoller5303 2 роки тому +147

      It seems like it just randomly chose 1 piece of armor to display in any loading zone, at least for the mask

    • @tajkoreddeninthearctic194
      @tajkoreddeninthearctic194 2 роки тому +15

      I was also hoping he would do more sneak attacks. Run through with the wooden sword and body slams

    • @ticklord
      @ticklord 2 роки тому +35

      The easy explanation is there are equipment "slots" for appearances and some slots overwrite other slots.

  • @matthewlinane721
    @matthewlinane721 2 роки тому +640

    Spiff's incredible variety of stock photos will never cease to amaze me -especially if you consider the number of malnourished interns used to produce said stock photos

    • @iamsoup1210
      @iamsoup1210 2 роки тому +10

      i have been thinking about this for months now

    • @gotdangedcommiesitellyahwa6298
      @gotdangedcommiesitellyahwa6298 2 роки тому +8

      Except for the one fat bearded guy always wearing pink. I'm 95% convinced that's Spiff.

    • @gandolphin96
      @gandolphin96 2 роки тому +4

      Chinese workers who get paid in noodles

    • @LostCylon
      @LostCylon 2 роки тому +7

      Pretty sure the tea they get for their tea break is good stuff though :p

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 2 роки тому +12

      And the fact that they got Spiff watermarks. Which means he reinvests all the money back into buying quality stock images

  • @insertclevernamehere1186
    @insertclevernamehere1186 2 роки тому +171

    Honestly, I feel like the werewolf exploit would have been far less time-consuming, but it was fun learning about the prison glitch.
    Now then, I must go duplicate and equip a couple hundred Gloves of the Pugilist and gain the power to kill a dragon with one punch...

    • @Cat-pv6yx
      @Cat-pv6yx Рік тому +14

      The saitama experience
      (Btw you could just create yeetforce 9000 V2 by using the fortify restoration loop and enchanting another glove with fortify unarmed

    • @YouTubecanfuckagoat
      @YouTubecanfuckagoat 6 місяців тому

      Ya know, there’s a glitch just like that in FO3 where, if you do it, let’s you one punch literally everything. It’s way overpowered.

    • @ava4689
      @ava4689 5 місяців тому +1

      I tried doing this with Talos necklaces and it didnt work :/

    • @insertclevernamehere1186
      @insertclevernamehere1186 5 місяців тому +2

      @@ava4689 It should. Did you equip them from you companion's inventory one at a time or all at once?

    • @ava4689
      @ava4689 5 місяців тому +2

      @@insertclevernamehere1186 oh, I meant that I tried the prison method and it didnt work. I haven’t tried the warewolf way yet

  • @lukadj69
    @lukadj69 2 роки тому +15

    All other UA-camrs: Good, normal content
    Spiff: I FOR ONE WELCOME OUR NEW HORKER OVERLORDS

  • @thissailorja
    @thissailorja 2 роки тому +703

    That black killing mist is from the Ebony Mail. It gives poison damage to enemies within 5 ft every second. One of the best heavy armors in the game.

    • @Trauma284
      @Trauma284 2 роки тому +20

      While sneaking

    • @lhynn51
      @lhynn51 2 роки тому +35

      Except it completely obscures your FoV which is quite annoying, otherwise yes, that armor is great.
      @Spiff you could have tested your ultimate powers against 20 Ebony Warriors instead of that squadron of walruses, but hey, I guess you still passed the test 😆

    • @ShaimingLong
      @ShaimingLong 2 роки тому +42

      Try the fortify restoration loop on it, it doesn't boost the damage, but the range. Boost it enough and any 'hostile' for miles around will inexplicably die.

    • @wow6720
      @wow6720 2 роки тому +9

      I wonder if they stack if you equip 20 of them at once!

    • @lossnt557
      @lossnt557 2 роки тому +7

      One of the rare times i found a unique piece of armour after the first few hundred hours

  • @daviddavidson505
    @daviddavidson505 2 роки тому +495

    Looks like an incredibly simple way to stack amulets of Talos for the 100% cooldown reduction on shouts, completely bypassing the werewolf shenanigans.

    • @meloncholy428
      @meloncholy428 2 роки тому +31

      That's a really fun idea.

    • @bahramchoobin16
      @bahramchoobin16 2 роки тому +22

      tested it right now on vanila skyrim didnt work. had better result chuging a resto potion and activating the shrine of talos with alchemy exploit

    • @mosherubenstein8248
      @mosherubenstein8248 2 роки тому +33

      It doesn't work. You can only equip each item once with this particular exploit.

    • @nickhenley1338
      @nickhenley1338 2 роки тому +18

      @@mosherubenstein8248 yes, even if the item is renamed it won't stack, you can't wear 2 ruby necklaces, but you can wear a ruby and a sapphire necklace etc. Same goes for every piece of gear, thr item code has to be different, so a unique iron helmet can stack with a regular iron helmet I believe although I haven't tried, but with necklaces they did.

    • @awesomenesslikeneverseen8921
      @awesomenesslikeneverseen8921 2 роки тому +9

      Werewolf shenanigans supreme

  • @OmniPieTV
    @OmniPieTV 2 роки тому +1981

    Will Smith equips every armor in Skyrim
    *Chris Rock Sweating Profusely*

    • @bobzombie2710
      @bobzombie2710 2 роки тому +52

      @@AxxLAfriku maybe one day you'll leave youtub! and come to youtube!

    • @stevelenox152
      @stevelenox152 2 роки тому +3

      I think that he is doing more than just sweating I think he shat himself lol

    • @gotdangedcommiesitellyahwa6298
      @gotdangedcommiesitellyahwa6298 2 роки тому +1

      Yes, because a "man" who lets other men penetrate his "wife" and also slaps like a woman, is so terrifying.

    • @RatPunkGirl
      @RatPunkGirl 2 роки тому

      KEEP MY SHOUTS OUT YOUR FUCKIN MOUTH

    • @Rainbow_Aza
      @Rainbow_Aza 2 роки тому +14

      @@AxxLAfriku no I don't want to sign up for your cult. Thank you very much for the offer

  • @UnclePutte
    @UnclePutte 2 роки тому +36

    The horkers... they were like formations of bombers over Dresden. They'd had enough of your game-breaking antics and were preparing to bomb you into oblivion.

    • @MadnessIncVP
      @MadnessIncVP Рік тому +3

      Into Oblivion, into Morrowind, maybe even into Fallout 4’s wastelands. Just, anywhere that they no longer have to deal with him. 😂

  • @Eagle-rv3iy
    @Eagle-rv3iy 2 роки тому +57

    That moment when spiff says "I'm going to sort out this pile" and then in your mind hope he makes a huge literal pile. And then he does. Chefs kiss.

  • @willswenson3169
    @willswenson3169 2 роки тому +309

    I remember finding this exploit by accident. The rush of figuring out what happened, why it happened, and reproducing it is unforgettable.

    • @bad-people6510
      @bad-people6510 2 роки тому +19

      I remember discovering an improved version of the arrow duplication glitch in early builds of Oblivion that I've never seen anybody else talk about. Most guides said you needed two kinds of arrows but you can do it with only one type.

    • @ShaimingLong
      @ShaimingLong 2 роки тому +6

      Kind of the same, but I failed to put in enough time to figure it out as I ended up with my main equipment and the prison rags equipped and I assumed that's all it would be. A handy little extra to enchant, but nothing like what it can be used for!

    • @gamesarefun1338
      @gamesarefun1338 Рік тому

      @@bad-people6510 I always did it with scrolls

  • @Nampledamp
    @Nampledamp 2 роки тому +244

    Viewer: So it's a glitch?
    Spiff: Creative game mechanics.

    • @KhanGarth
      @KhanGarth 2 роки тому +5

      Todd Howard doesn’t make glitches

    • @mortache
      @mortache 2 роки тому +3

      Its an exploit, not a glitch exactly

    • @EJV1490
      @EJV1490 2 роки тому +1

      Nah its not a glitch its a feature thats why its not "fixed" yet

  • @masonyoung1502
    @masonyoung1502 2 роки тому +20

    21:00 “So long, and thanks for all the fish”

  • @JeremiahSnyder-xe7zt
    @JeremiahSnyder-xe7zt 2 роки тому +6

    Will Smith : "and now I have achieved ultimate power"
    Comment section : " what about the other heavy gauntlets and brawler gauntlets?"
    Beautiful video I'll set on a tea for that

  • @Oblithian
    @Oblithian 2 роки тому +90

    Bjorlem: "You are simply too fat to ride sir"
    Smith: (Through 1000 helmets) "What did you say to me!?"

    • @somerandomwizard5799
      @somerandomwizard5799 2 роки тому +8

      “So you know how your wife has too little stuff on her head? You have too much”
      ...I’ll see myself out

  • @skyvenrazgriz8226
    @skyvenrazgriz8226 2 роки тому +105

    Is thats what the slap was all about?
    going to prision to gain infinte power?
    What a brilliant move!
    Out standing!

    • @SiganQ
      @SiganQ 2 роки тому +5

      Apparently Whiterun guards are better at keeping the peace than security at the Oscars

  • @the98themperoroftheholybri33
    @the98themperoroftheholybri33 2 роки тому +304

    Remember, this isn't a game breaking bug, this is elder scrolls lore

  • @tooth2887
    @tooth2887 2 роки тому +25

    you had such genuine joy when the horkers began flying and i was dying. that was amazing.

  • @VortexKiller2
    @VortexKiller2 2 роки тому +16

    Spiff missed the oppurtunity to name him Smill With.
    Better yet, Will Spiff.

  • @Bipolar_Bunny
    @Bipolar_Bunny 2 роки тому +96

    12:11 "Here's Delphine. She's going to induct us into the evil organization, of course."
    Astrid: "Am I a joke to you?"

    • @TKNinja37
      @TKNinja37 2 роки тому +8

      No, no, he's got a point

    • @akechijubeimitsuhide
      @akechijubeimitsuhide 2 роки тому

      I mean... annoying, blonde, middle-aged, traitor... they're the same picture

  • @jamesc8523
    @jamesc8523 2 роки тому +113

    Always love how unplanned his exploits are, like knowing you'll need a standing stone near the end but still deciding to over encumber himself for a lengthy slop. Always makes for great content.

    • @MartinFinnerup
      @MartinFinnerup 2 роки тому +6

      He might have guninely not known. It seemed like he really didn't know that you can't use carriages while overencumbered.
      Not that it really matters. The video was hilarious.

    • @lynxfangr
      @lynxfangr 2 роки тому +1

      I was practically screaming the entire time that he found the fists of steel perk but NOT conditioned, which would have done the same thing (though only for heavy armor).

  • @Earthenfist
    @Earthenfist 2 роки тому +103

    I almost want to see Spiffing play a normal let's play of Skyrim at this point. Like, see what he'd get up to with his knowledge of weird things he can do. Maybe he's only allowed to spend 10 minutes at a time on any one exploit just to keep things interesting.

  • @KingdomofXerxex
    @KingdomofXerxex 2 роки тому +2

    10:16 "...we need to travel to the capital"
    >goes to Windhelm.
    Hadvar had never heard such bullsh*t in his life

  • @Blitzkrieger17
    @Blitzkrieger17 2 роки тому +3

    welp. horkers gonna hork... onwards, you magnificent hell beasts... ascend beyond the realms of mortal men, and even immortal men in 100 sets of armor.... your transcendent beauty cannot be stopped no matter how hard he slaps!!!

  • @dazcarrr
    @dazcarrr 2 роки тому +89

    the game: alright! you can select your build by choosing various armour sets, based on your playstyle! what do you want to wear?
    Will Smith: *yes*

  • @allnamestakennn
    @allnamestakennn 2 роки тому +92

    When the horkers start flying you know the skooma is good

  • @thatguyintherain3168
    @thatguyintherain3168 2 роки тому +350

    I freaking love Spiff's use of the most random stock photos ever.
    Edit: yes, I know they're for comedic effect and storytelling purposes.

    • @ChickensDream
      @ChickensDream 2 роки тому +41

      Adds alot of personality into the content

    • @thespiffingbrit
      @thespiffingbrit  2 роки тому +202

      @@ChickensDream it helps when you dont use a camera. Tis a wonderful way of expressing emotion without distracting you with my beautiful facial structure

    • @polyculeman
      @polyculeman 2 роки тому +2

      So good

    • @ChickensDream
      @ChickensDream 2 роки тому +7

      @@thespiffingbrit Yeah defiently, also mad funny for no reason

    • @Home_Rich
      @Home_Rich 2 роки тому +1

      Take a closer look at the watermarks.

  • @MrBobenfresh
    @MrBobenfresh Рік тому +3

    I know I'm late to the Spiffing party but damn! I don't think I have been more entertained in my life than I am by this video. Thank you Todd! More importantly, thank you The Spiffing Brit!

  • @CamtheGamer82
    @CamtheGamer82 2 роки тому +10

    I feel so honored to have been a part of the lucky few to get to witness the Great Horker Migration! Thank Spiff and Will Smith for providing me with this glorious sight!

  • @falcie7743
    @falcie7743 2 роки тому +72

    That flying horker squadron is such a perfect example of how balanced and bug free Skyrim is

    • @Craxin01
      @Craxin01 2 роки тому +4

      First thing I thought when seeing that is, "so long and thanks for all the fish." I know, they were dolphins in the book (I hope you know which one), but still.

    • @alaskagirl391
      @alaskagirl391 2 роки тому +5

      Whales that fly through the skies of Skyrim (called Snow Whales) are actually cannon in the Elder Scrolls lore. They are supposedly extinct in Skyrim but maybe those horkers are what the ancient Nords really saw.

    • @carlsiouxfalls
      @carlsiouxfalls 2 роки тому +2

      I think that was just the game fighting back against Spiff.

  • @potatoboy7820
    @potatoboy7820 2 роки тому +267

    There's a easier way that only takes 5 minutes to equip All the armour, you just turn into a werewolf or vampire lord and talk to a follower while your turning. And then you can just equip anything.

    • @connorbrown6310
      @connorbrown6310 2 роки тому +65

      You have no idea what you have done to this man’s soul. After reading that he’s probably still crying to this day🤣

    • @vincentbarwell5943
      @vincentbarwell5943 2 роки тому +25

      He did that exploit before but I suppose how long it takes for you to become a werewolf or vampire lord takes longer than to repeatedly break out of prizon

    • @yolkonut6851
      @yolkonut6851 2 роки тому +14

      @@vincentbarwell5943 5 hours to get through half of the companions questline? It takes me 20 minutes

    • @orukarm
      @orukarm 2 роки тому +5

      That would also mean you have to become a werewolf or vampire lord, not sure how many people are up for becoming that

    • @yolkonut6851
      @yolkonut6851 2 роки тому +15

      I don't think people trying to bug out the game care about roleplaying

  • @OneWingedKing
    @OneWingedKing 2 роки тому +152

    "Your honor, the spiffing brit wasn't behind those murders, he was merely the tool to assist the suicide of those people."

  • @mcmalave2789
    @mcmalave2789 2 роки тому +14

    Spiff truly knows how to put on a show. I have a huge smile and tears in my eyes. I only recently encountered a tiny glitch while playing Skyrim where my werewolf character had 2 necklaces in her inventory. When I changed back, I had both necklaces equipped and I didn't even do the follower equip glitch technique.

  • @gallixypegasuss1546
    @gallixypegasuss1546 2 роки тому +12

    The fact that Spiff makes the Trending page shows how *spiffy* he can be

  • @istvanfarkas1660
    @istvanfarkas1660 2 роки тому +46

    That Horker scene was my favorite. I agree with you, it's artistic and surreal. You could test the game's engine by summoning various animals in various quantities. After all... It. Just. Works.

  • @TheRoyalArmyOfOz
    @TheRoyalArmyOfOz 2 роки тому +63

    "Todd why are they ascending?" that's when I lost it. XD

    • @greenking1232
      @greenking1232 11 місяців тому +4

      They are ascending to a new plain of oblivion!

    • @Irisverse
      @Irisverse 8 місяців тому +1

      @@greenking1232 They have studied the ways of the Dwemer and have found a way to ascend to Aetherius just like they did.

  • @blackcitadel9
    @blackcitadel9 2 роки тому +50

    Spiff: "Here's Delphine."
    Me: To be fair, Delphine and Astrid do act in pretty stupid ways, I can see why you might get them mixed up.

  • @tomisabum
    @tomisabum 2 роки тому +6

    Spiff: "Now to test this against a horde of horkers."
    Horkers: "CHIM."

  • @johnnyd.1004
    @johnnyd.1004 2 роки тому +9

    I'd rather enjoy seeing how far this could go. I've got another suggestion, as well. With the new fishing rings, particularly the wind ring, doing something to boost the enchantment or duplicating the ring could allow for some rather unnatural speed, especially combined with some of the other abilities like the time stop shout.

  • @Serahpin
    @Serahpin 2 роки тому +565

    This reminds me of the sneakiest Orc in DnD. My friend played an Orc with terrible sneaking skills, but a REALLY high intimidation, and he just intimidated people into not seeing him.
    DM: You knock over the cabinet, spilling cups and a vase to the ground. The occupants of the room turn to look at you.
    Orc: I scream, "NO ONE CAN SEE ME."
    DM: Roll intimidation. They are all intimidated and pretend not to see you.
    Orc: Sweet.

    • @ericb3157
      @ericb3157 2 роки тому +150

      reminds me of that "all barbarian party" story:
      one was apparently so dumb he thought he was a wizard.
      he sneaked up on several guards and said we wanted to cast a sleep spell...
      DM: "you wave a stick at them and yell "SLEEP!" they stare at you in confusion. what do you do now?"
      PC: "i hit them with the stick."
      DM: "...you successfully knock them unconscious with the stick."
      PC: "YES! i am a great wizard!"

    • @brunocyreno9991
      @brunocyreno9991 2 роки тому +59

      Really, your friend? Because Grogg/Krodd the half-orc rogue is one of the most famous D&D memes

    • @Serahpin
      @Serahpin 2 роки тому +34

      @@brunocyreno9991 Never heard of him. Maybe that's where my friend got the idea, if he didn't come up with it independently.

    • @ThorsShadow
      @ThorsShadow 2 роки тому +10

      @@Serahpin Sure, you never heard of one of the most iconic DnD stories.

    • @Serahpin
      @Serahpin 2 роки тому +4

      @@ThorsShadow As iconic as the gazebo?

  • @yorkieandthechihuahua
    @yorkieandthechihuahua 2 роки тому +108

    Spiff: I'm going to exploit Skyrim's armor.
    Skyrim: You'll never beat my flying horkers... DO YOUR WORST!

  • @stone5against1
    @stone5against1 2 роки тому +82

    So... have you given any thoughts to becoming Skyrim's best ever stealth archer by equipping every single bow in the game, all at once?

  • @somerandom3291
    @somerandom3291 2 роки тому +2

    12:18 he's right you know, Delphine does induct you into an evil organisation.

  • @koldfire7253
    @koldfire7253 2 роки тому +2

    Aldmeri Dominion: There are only 8 divines
    Stormcloaks: No! There are 9!
    Horkers: Are you sure about that?
    I need a video of Reanu Keeves hunting each and every of those horkers in the sky because he and ONLY HE can ascend into godhood and become the 10th divine

  • @sidhackney8831
    @sidhackney8831 2 роки тому +37

    I feel like such a dork that him calling Astrid "Delphine" made me laugh

    • @STOPSYPHER
      @STOPSYPHER 2 роки тому

      Same difference

    • @sidhackney8831
      @sidhackney8831 2 роки тому

      @@STOPSYPHER That's what makes me a dork for knowing the context that makes such a meaningless mistake funny

    • @usmannasir8647
      @usmannasir8647 2 роки тому

      What context

  • @pedrohenriquepereiradefrei7109
    @pedrohenriquepereiradefrei7109 2 роки тому +50

    "I'm gonna hire a carriage for solitude"
    Me who's been there: I'll just wait until he finds out

    • @frantisekvrana3902
      @frantisekvrana3902 2 роки тому +14

      Yeah, can't fast-travel when overencumbered. Not even by carriage.

  • @SonicTheIPHog
    @SonicTheIPHog 2 роки тому +70

    I can’t imagine the amount of patience it would’ve took to do that same thing for hours.

    • @wraithwrh9640
      @wraithwrh9640 2 роки тому +3

      It’s an amazing feeling once you do it. Until you realise you forgot to actually equip the armour before getting arrested again and have to do it all again 🥲 couldn’t be me

    • @HarleyAMV
      @HarleyAMV 2 роки тому +7

      I mean. He does get paid when he uploads the video.
      Would you rather spend 6 hours doing this in skyrim or spend 6 hours flipping burgers?

    • @gieschaputri7117
      @gieschaputri7117 2 роки тому

      @@HarleyAMV i would.... when i'm bored with flipping burgers :D😊

    • @rewto5131
      @rewto5131 2 роки тому

      Well I mean when you think about it, editors do that very thing to get paid

  • @BloodWolf2005
    @BloodWolf2005 2 роки тому +10

    12:45 I laughed for a solid minute. 🤣 I was not expecting this, having not acquired most unique items in the game, let alone equip them all at once.

  • @martinwilliams6058
    @martinwilliams6058 2 роки тому +2

    You’re videos are great! They’re very informing, but I love the actual commentary! So funny!
    “My goodness, we are very spooky!” 😂🤣

  • @Kitsune-Chaos
    @Kitsune-Chaos 2 роки тому +44

    Spiff once again shines light on the benefits of imprisonment.
    Really makes you wonder of any of the limitless possibilities that can provided to anyone with unpaid intern status.

  • @Lt._Nut
    @Lt._Nut 2 роки тому +26

    This game is the gift that keeps on breaking itself and gives ya even more gifts

  • @sorinvonotomo
    @sorinvonotomo 2 роки тому +10

    “You just woke up and died. Wow! It’s like me every Monday morning.”
    Never has a more relatable quote been uttered.

  • @jrichards2542
    @jrichards2542 Рік тому +1

    How did I miss this one when I came out? This is one of your best Skyrim videos I've seen.

  • @LetsGrindGames
    @LetsGrindGames 2 роки тому +3

    cant wait to see how Spiff breaks the new Dune RTS game that came out, think it would be fun to see how he exploits the spice wars! also im constantly baffled by the amount of brain power needed to figure this out, i honest dont know how you find these things! Will smith truly became a monstrosity in the ye ole land of skyrim

  • @pudgeboyardee32
    @pudgeboyardee32 2 роки тому +45

    You know your character is an avengers level threat when the horkers become heli-carriers 🤣

  • @irisgaming2143
    @irisgaming2143 2 роки тому +93

    Alternative title
    "I became the Juggernaut in Skyrim"

    • @thespiffingbrit
      @thespiffingbrit  2 роки тому +49

      I might move at 1mph but I hit like a truck!

    • @isacfelix1278
      @isacfelix1278 2 роки тому +8

      To be more precise the truck hits you and the truck dies

    • @ForciblySquished
      @ForciblySquished 2 роки тому +4

      @@thespiffingbrit more specifically a truck that’s moving at 1mph

  • @shezarrine
    @shezarrine 2 роки тому +207

    Still making skyrim videos afterall this time? Could almost make me believe he works for Godd Howard himself

    • @thespiffingbrit
      @thespiffingbrit  2 роки тому +110

      Look todd gave me so much content by really BALANCING his game

    • @jacksonwakefield
      @jacksonwakefield 2 роки тому +7

      @@thespiffingbrit perfectly balanced game

    • @danielclark-hughes692
      @danielclark-hughes692 2 роки тому +5

      Todd Howard, the anti Thanos

    • @mogemon
      @mogemon 2 роки тому +1

      As all things should be

    • @dakkath414
      @dakkath414 2 роки тому +1

      @@thespiffingbrit I want to like this but you have a very Nice number and I don't want to break it

  • @seenundercygnus6870
    @seenundercygnus6870 2 роки тому +1

    I always imagine that the queen has seen and watches every single one of your videos as they come out, laughing her royal ass off.

  • @briansexton
    @briansexton 2 роки тому +1

    "Well, we are wearing the cannibal ring, so we might as well eat Grelod the Kind's corpse in front of all of these children. That seems exactly like something Will Smith would do." (11:49) Oh my! 😂

  • @zekeram129
    @zekeram129 2 роки тому +22

    With a few hundred more armor sets Will Smith might be able to look Reanu Keeves in the eye without dying.

    • @_shadow_1
      @_shadow_1 2 роки тому +3

      The day that they meet will be legendary.

  • @NatePrawdzik
    @NatePrawdzik 2 роки тому +13

    *sips coffee* "Get that bean juice.. out your freaking mouth!" 《SLAP》
    (This ad sponsored by Yorkshire Tea.)

  • @doodoobadoo2506
    @doodoobadoo2506 2 роки тому +57

    I like how he calls exploits “creative game mechanics”.😆

  • @kylesmith9573
    @kylesmith9573 2 роки тому +10

    Hey spiff just so you know, you can kill grelog without starting the quest and it still counts. Saves a fair bit of time

  • @smithyq6335
    @smithyq6335 2 роки тому +2

    21:00 Horkers: "We must go, our planet needs us"
    (Note: Horkers died on the way back to their home planet)

  • @Bob-bs9ok
    @Bob-bs9ok 2 роки тому +28

    So the flying horkers is the engine bugging out with too many NPCs, truly one of the most beautiful bugs

    • @rewto5131
      @rewto5131 2 роки тому

      *deepend TIE fighter noises*

  • @ginomctony6773
    @ginomctony6773 2 роки тому +14

    "Why is he seeking ultimate power?" Spiff this is a question we must all ask about ourselves at one point or another.
    My personal answer: fuck it, why not?

  • @williambilliam5001
    @williambilliam5001 2 роки тому +35

    You've turned Will Smith into a sleep paralysis demon. Fantastic.

  • @Steamuch
    @Steamuch Рік тому

    18:43 [Narrator] This just in: a British man has encountered French in the Whiterun City! Roll out a siege trebuchet!
    -Hey!
    [Narrator] Build a trebuchet and off to the rescue!

  • @covcooks
    @covcooks 2 роки тому +1

    Skyrim, a game that never dies! That's why I have a Skyrim Cooking series IRL! keep it up, you beautiful bastard!❤

  • @mackenzieokelley6454
    @mackenzieokelley6454 2 роки тому +5

    Oh, i have not laughed so hard in a LONG time XD! Nonstop from the pacifist bandit slaying to the Ascension. This was great. Please keep making such glorious videos

  • @IIIIIllIllIIll
    @IIIIIllIllIIll 2 роки тому +7

    Blacksmith: So wich Armorset do you wanna buy
    The Spiffing Brit: YES!!

  • @zelithfang2365
    @zelithfang2365 2 роки тому +7

    Spiff is too powerful, everytime I think he finally has found all exploits in Skyrim and has destroyed it to its peak he somehow finds even more ways.

  • @Krieger2214
    @Krieger2214 Рік тому

    “Fantastic we’ve been abducted by the Dark Brotherhood.” Is a sentence I never thought I would here unironically

  • @NotNitehawk
    @NotNitehawk 2 роки тому

    This video is a perfect example of the ABSOLUTE HELL that some content creators go through to bring us quality content.
    I can just imagine him, an hour into getting arrested repeatedly, wondering why he so clearly hates doing anything fun. It must have been mentally taxing, and that is why I love him.

  • @vincentlyckowski9228
    @vincentlyckowski9228 2 роки тому +6

    Props for all of the dedication that it took to make this video.

  • @juankovacs6033
    @juankovacs6033 2 роки тому +10

    I really wasn't expecting this character.
    10/10 intro 🤣

  • @jacksonwakefield
    @jacksonwakefield 2 роки тому +24

    He protecc, he attack, but most importantly, he slap

  • @Reslin.
    @Reslin. 7 місяців тому

    10:48 LMAO WHAT IS THAT BRO "wabow we just press this and we vape increndibly powerfully" im dead 😭😭😭

  • @S0n0fG0D
    @S0n0fG0D 5 місяців тому +1

    Another quicker way to do this is by transforming into a werewolf and talking to a companion at the same time, trading them all the armour and then equipping it through their inventory. For some reason that works.

  • @off-seasonmemes
    @off-seasonmemes 2 роки тому +29

    When I grow up I hope I can be as exploitive as the Spiffing Brit

  • @omegaweltall2001
    @omegaweltall2001 2 роки тому +24

    Horkers: “This one is strong, maintain formation!”

  • @AlanG58
    @AlanG58 2 роки тому +4

    The mass horker ascension was one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen!

  • @BluSoldier..
    @BluSoldier.. Рік тому +2

    Horkers usually fly in pairs when they fall in love but if they are in large groups it is because they are flying north for the summer

  • @Yoe_mAmA
    @Yoe_mAmA 2 роки тому

    Magnificent video from the grand master. Huge props to all the time and effort put into this vid. That certainly would not have been possible without Yorkshire Tea.
    Buy Yorkshire Tea now and drink it, because it will make you a better person than you are now.

  • @xuanqili184
    @xuanqili184 2 роки тому +34

    You can equip all armor just by talking to your companion and pressing the transform button (works for both werewolf and vampire) at the same time, and then just hop to their inventory and equip all items, takes like 1 min...

    • @CarlosSaulRodriguezA
      @CarlosSaulRodriguezA 2 роки тому +8

      he already did that several times, i wondered why he didn't this time....

    • @xuanqili184
      @xuanqili184 2 роки тому +8

      @@CarlosSaulRodriguezA It's technically the same exploit using the same bug just with different execution... Maybe he just decided to go to jail several hundred times... XD

    • @jayhayhay5124
      @jayhayhay5124 2 роки тому +9

      It's not enough to exploit, we must explore alternative exploitative options.

    • @Theviewerdude
      @Theviewerdude 2 роки тому +7

      @@jayhayhay5124 yes. These casuals don't understand. This is Art.

    • @Saddonghussein
      @Saddonghussein 2 роки тому +1

      @@jayhayhay5124 he already did this before

  • @kurtisharen
    @kurtisharen 2 роки тому +30

    Question: If you were to use the mod "Skyrim Together" to set up a multiplayer Skyrim game, and get a new character in the same worldspace as Reanu Keeves, could you find an exploit that you haven't already used on Keeves to create a character strong enough to defeat/merely wound him?

    • @KhanGarth
      @KhanGarth 2 роки тому

      Impossible

    • @santi_super_stunts2573
      @santi_super_stunts2573 2 роки тому

      Use fortify resto to paralyze him for years and effectively seal him like picollo.

  • @FriendlyKat
    @FriendlyKat 2 роки тому +4

    I can't imagine how long it took you to do this!
    Also, I, for one, welcome our new Horker overlords. Praise be to the Horker Gods!

  • @leominder4514
    @leominder4514 2 роки тому

    This is probably one of your best videos, you ever made! 😂

  • @Iklary
    @Iklary 4 місяці тому

    With the hurkers, I was reminded of an anecdote:
    - Sarge, do crocodiles fly?
    - No, of course not, you baboon.
    - But the captain said they do...
    - Well, they fly, but low, really low.

  • @XionEternum
    @XionEternum 2 роки тому +20

    You know, I'm all too certain that Smill With would've done this far better than Will Smith.

  • @HiggsBoson42
    @HiggsBoson42 2 роки тому +6

    A Skyrim exploit I don't know about! I knew that you can equip multiple items to the same slot by trading with a follower while transforming into a werewolf, but it is cool you can do it in multiple ways. Also, I think next logical step to the Skyrim exploit series is adding mods help showcase the Glorious Power of Tea, like turning a teacup into the deadliest weapon in game.

    • @survivalhorrorman
      @survivalhorrorman 2 роки тому

      Also the Trade with a Follower exploit would have been way quicker.

  • @Xappan
    @Xappan 2 роки тому +11

    The "getting a legendary weapon" line got me thinking. Does this work with weapons too?

  • @passedjudgements4729
    @passedjudgements4729 2 роки тому +1

    If you're a werewolf and have a follower that isn't afraid and immediately starts to attack you for transforming this glitch is so much faster.
    When you transform you spam the conversation button until you open the dialog options when the transformation happens. Once you're changed you choose to give them stuff. This gives you access to their inventory so now you just equip everything in your inventory. All you have to do is the couple of hours to be a werewolf or console command the ability

  • @bancosetteroccogiulio186
    @bancosetteroccogiulio186 2 роки тому +1

    Another wonderful experience in the world of Skyrim, thank you Sir Spiff to bring Joy trough your beautiful voice and astonishing game play, my gratest regards
    Giulio.