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  • @namecomingsoon9517
    @namecomingsoon9517 4 місяці тому +6689

    “It’s an opportunity to make millions”
    “I’m out. I want billions”
    Sounds like a Doctor Evil line

    • @Ty-v6v-c4r
      @Ty-v6v-c4r 4 місяці тому +295

      Sounds like Ubisoft execs whenever a dev proposes a deviation from their formula

    • @andrewgreen77
      @andrewgreen77 4 місяці тому +94

      One.... BILLION.... CREDITS

    • @flampagan1994
      @flampagan1994 4 місяці тому +33

      considering Kay can gather 100 credits in some back alley millions does not sound like a lot.

    • @lathryx
      @lathryx 4 місяці тому +10

      @@Ty-v6v-c4rI was gonna make this joke I think you did it better than I could've anyways lmfaooo.

    • @emrahsuvic2007
      @emrahsuvic2007 4 місяці тому

      Ubisoft -1billion

  • @YOUR_NARRATOR975
    @YOUR_NARRATOR975 4 місяці тому +8765

    An open world Star wars does sound good, but it really only works when it's a passion project and not a cash grab
    Just to be clear, by cash grab I mean the higher ups who pushed this game out and made it happen didn't have passion. Obviously the devs did, but because they have to do what they're told, it's not really a passion project. Like dark souls would be considered a passion project because the higher ups genuinely cared about the game too and wanted it to be good. Same can't be said with this.

    • @brobequiet
      @brobequiet 4 місяці тому +404

      that’s why Jedi fallen order and survivor cooked 🗿

    • @ZinkyStinky
      @ZinkyStinky 4 місяці тому +146

      KOTOR 1&2 is the only open world Star Wars game. Not whatever this game is.

    • @sparrowhawk3422
      @sparrowhawk3422 4 місяці тому +49

      Ubisoft should have made it 20 years ago and it would have been better lol

    • @sparrowhawk3422
      @sparrowhawk3422 4 місяці тому +37

      @@brobequietjedi knight 2: jedi outcast was so much better

    • @isaacbeeby2528
      @isaacbeeby2528 4 місяці тому

      If you don't think that literally every single movie, TV series, video game, song, book and every other form of entertainment media ever made has not been made with the sole purpose of making money, then you are a certifiable moron and completely in denial. There is no reality or multiverse anywhere where anyone put up tens, if not hundreds of millions of dollars to make a product (which is what all entertainment is and again you are a grade A idiot if you deny that) and then just not care if it makes money or not. It is called the entertainment BUSINNESS, not the entertainment not for profit charity. You go into to business to make MONEY! That doesn't mean that you can't have love, creativity and passion at the same time, but at the end of the day, nobody works for free and nobody goes into business to lose money. It's that simple and you have your head buried in the sand if you cannot see that. Literally all of your favorite movies, shows, games, books, songs or whatever else were all cash grabs and that is the objective truth.

  • @jack23325
    @jack23325 4 місяці тому +113

    Lifeless dialogue, bad writing, protagonist never shuts up, is this just forspoken in space?

  • @frutistajunkie
    @frutistajunkie 4 місяці тому +9128

    A good Star Wars game could have been made, but as soon as you see the Ubisoft logo you know it's a lost cause

    • @The_Real_Mao_Zedong
      @The_Real_Mao_Zedong 4 місяці тому +191

      I feel sad because I have stood by Ubisoft for years but this is the last straw. Unless Shadows is amazing I might not play another Ubisoft game.

    • @frostclan8211
      @frostclan8211 4 місяці тому +48

      @@The_Real_Mao_Zedongsame im sick of them

    • @Sinaeb
      @Sinaeb 4 місяці тому +70

      @@The_Real_Mao_Zedong they,ve been bad since unity afaik

    • @QuintonLeo
      @QuintonLeo 4 місяці тому +67

      ​@@Sinaeb FarCry4, FarCry5, For Honor, AC Origins, AC Odyssey, and AC Valhalla were all really good and sold well. Those all released after Unity.
      Ubisoft is one of those companies that people love to talk a lot of bad about but they games continue sell so well. Personally, I love them.
      I do have issues with how they market the games and the prices they sell DLC for, but you don't even have to buy those to enjoy the game. Honestly, if people just stop paying for the DLC at the original prices, the game industry will be forced to lower prices or stop doing it completely. That's how supply & demand works.

    • @megapeebs2631
      @megapeebs2631 4 місяці тому +16

      Still mad about 1313

  • @LTV746
    @LTV746 4 місяці тому +3556

    “It was made by Ubisoft”..
    “Then you are lost!”

    • @spectrumgamer21YT
      @spectrumgamer21YT 4 місяці тому +24

      “I am not! Not two people, not a indie publisher, but UBI FUCKING SOFT!!!”

    • @LTV746
      @LTV746 4 місяці тому +4

      @@spectrumgamer21YT nice reply :). Still amazed how Ubi drops the ball. Also, referencing the prequels with the lost quote

    • @PuthySlayer69420
      @PuthySlayer69420 4 місяці тому +1

      ubisoft woke trash!

    • @cleanerben9636
      @cleanerben9636 4 місяці тому +8

      "I have brought return on investment to my new shareholders!"
      "Making a good game could have already done that"

    • @OfficialCrowMauler
      @OfficialCrowMauler 4 місяці тому

      @@PuthySlayer69420
      The term ‘woke’ owns you. It’s in your head rent free.

  • @bahalosj
    @bahalosj 4 місяці тому +242

    I love how she talks "I uuuh am uuuh yeah uuh your friend uuhh, right? Am I lying in the right way?"

  • @edgar882
    @edgar882 4 місяці тому +1372

    Dude really dropped the "we're the rebel alliance" expecting to get freedom of paying

    • @ericwalker6477
      @ericwalker6477 4 місяці тому +83

      I’m going to tell that to my landlord

    • @edgar882
      @edgar882 4 місяці тому +39

      @@ericwalker6477 Dude Step it up and be the church, then you can be even more shocked and claim religious persecution if they make you pay

    • @lastfirst3512
      @lastfirst3512 4 місяці тому +14

      @@edgar882is this comment even part of the same conversation ? Tf are you on about

    • @taylorcorbett8848
      @taylorcorbett8848 4 місяці тому +36

      ​@lastfirst3512 literally saying pretend to be the church instead of the rebel alliance. That wasn't so tough right?

    • @joaovitoria3401
      @joaovitoria3401 4 місяці тому +22

      What are we, some kinda star wars's outlaws?

  • @timtim6373
    @timtim6373 4 місяці тому +1460

    Wonder if an npc will ask me to smuggle luggage for them so I can get that authentic Disney Star Wars experience.

  • @MrProthall
    @MrProthall 4 місяці тому +1369

    Dont ever worry about AAA stealth and guys turning around the last second. They're programmed to NEVER turn around if you're close behind them.

    • @robthehood1765
      @robthehood1765 4 місяці тому +180

      Love the first guard for the tutorial takedown staring down a hall LEADING to her bosses office with her back to the only place intruders come from.

    • @DeftestAphid2
      @DeftestAphid2 4 місяці тому +26

      Which is insane because Unity had great stealth.

    • @KyoukoYamabiko
      @KyoukoYamabiko 4 місяці тому +10

      Man we need a new Styx

    • @jeremytesticleman1607
      @jeremytesticleman1607 4 місяці тому

      @@DeftestAphid2Unity having great stealth is such a myth, it has great stealth..when it works but half the mechanics are broken and clunky. Syndicate fixed all of it and polished it.

    • @vintage2flank58
      @vintage2flank58 4 місяці тому +3

      I have had enemies turn around while I’m standing behind them in this game. They mostly follow a set route or stare in the same direction.

  • @RayBetterThanEvilCanival
    @RayBetterThanEvilCanival 4 місяці тому +1597

    One thing I hate about Ubisoft is they always have the character narrate out loud what you have to do next. It breaks the immersion for me.

    • @anaguma90
      @anaguma90 4 місяці тому +186

      These games infantilizing the player is par for the course, with the yellow paint and constantly telling you what to do explicitly. Although you'd probably have to be somewhat of an idiot to buy this so maybe it's necessary.

    • @barakaafrobama6519
      @barakaafrobama6519 4 місяці тому +46

      They do that with most games these days, not just Ubisoft. Even Spider-Man 2 had that shit, got annoying as fuck real fast

    • @chacharealsmooth941
      @chacharealsmooth941 4 місяці тому +25

      Most single player games do this. Nothing immersion breaking about it( unless there's too much of it).

    • @goldxahn5247
      @goldxahn5247 4 місяці тому +5

      tbh thats what I do all the time

    • @nohbuddy1
      @nohbuddy1 4 місяці тому +34

      @@anaguma90 They do this because play testers are dumb, especially yellow paint. You all would complain not being able to figure stuff out

  • @LeoZeKiwi
    @LeoZeKiwi 4 місяці тому +387

    15:09 Ain't no way my man just dropped his weapon right before a "takedown". I'm actually speechless.

    • @Silas_Ames
      @Silas_Ames 4 місяці тому +31

      This game is so unintentionally funny

    • @Captaindoom-oi6bq
      @Captaindoom-oi6bq 4 місяці тому +14

      Another masterpiece from Ubisoft.

    • @apathydays3352
      @apathydays3352 4 місяці тому +10

      Listen I’d drop that too if I was in Ubisoft game, there’s no point in struggle at this point

    • @user-mq6fu6ou4f
      @user-mq6fu6ou4f 3 місяці тому

      That's so Ubisoft

  • @Yreakles
    @Yreakles 4 місяці тому +190

    Ubisoft went from one of the best gaming companies to one of the worst in a decade

  • @Jared-lj2vb
    @Jared-lj2vb 4 місяці тому +489

    you can buy nearly 20 shares in ubisoft for the same price as the game and I don't know which is a worse financial decision

    • @tdarassp
      @tdarassp 4 місяці тому +25

      Well at least you can be certain that this game will be 30% if it's original value in less than a year

    • @bonquaviusdingle5720
      @bonquaviusdingle5720 4 місяці тому +7

      Both involve shareholder gameplay

    • @black_foresst
      @black_foresst 4 місяці тому +1

      LOOOOL

    • @leestrz4153
      @leestrz4153 4 місяці тому

      Underrated comment

  • @samrichens2962
    @samrichens2962 4 місяці тому +491

    0:26 "poopisoft"

    • @egg_64.
      @egg_64. 4 місяці тому +22

      Only good thing they made was Far Cry 3 🙏 🙏 🙏
      Also a few of the assassins creed games . . .

    • @ap6480
      @ap6480 4 місяці тому

      ​@@egg_64. Watch doggers

    • @FredWheatFill
      @FredWheatFill 4 місяці тому +6

      And far cry 5! JOSEPH SEEEEEED!!!

    • @mister_wide
      @mister_wide 4 місяці тому +8

      @@egg_64.nah they made a lot more bangers just people forgot they were made by Ubisoft. But I refer to the games that are 12 years old or older

    • @arjuna6224
      @arjuna6224 4 місяці тому +5

      ​@@egg_64.Splinter cell chaos theory, Prince of Persia sot trilogy are great too.

  • @craigmeister1241
    @craigmeister1241 4 місяці тому +20

    24:10 They literally used the exact same animation when you crash out of a bike in watch dogs 1. They aren't even trying at this point.

  • @Khy._
    @Khy._ 4 місяці тому +376

    I love that the "stealth" takedown is the main character starting with a punch that would make anyone go "HUUAAGGHH"

    • @jare2067
      @jare2067 4 місяці тому +10

      lmao right like wtf are they thinking 😂

    • @Mcgif21
      @Mcgif21 4 місяці тому +1

      *Insert Tom scream*

    • @kingjensen8091
      @kingjensen8091 4 місяці тому +8

      My biggest problem is she’s literally knocking out people almost twice her size with a single punch multiple times in a row. I mean, I understand she’s the protagonist but I don’t even think Solid Snake himself would have done that

    • @Mcgif21
      @Mcgif21 4 місяці тому +4

      @@kingjensen8091 yeah that’s the first thing I noticed in the gameplay. It’s the small details that Ubisoft has oversight of and then end up ruining the whole game. Like how EVERYONE in Assassin’s Creed can parkour just as good as you. So dumb.

    • @Robsidians
      @Robsidians 3 місяці тому

      @@Mcgif21 ACBF gaurds CAN do basic parkour, but only the special ones can actually chase you

  • @Th1sUsernameIsNotTaken
    @Th1sUsernameIsNotTaken 4 місяці тому +519

    Feels like all these studios making "open world" games today forget that what we as fans were loving back when it wasn't the norm was the RICH ENVIRONMENT that came along with it, where the space was USED, whether that was for a crazy view, unmarked quests, out of the way quests, etc. and why we therefore wanted it from franchises we liked.
    I'd much rather a more linear approached game so long as it's solid as apposed to a less than half-assed "open world" running from point A to B with nothing to really see in between.

    • @Cosmic_K
      @Cosmic_K 4 місяці тому +36

      Yeah, I much prefer linear level design a lot more as of lately. Most of the open world feels like im always doing some fetch quest/ puzzle, just to hold up on the joystick for 5-10mins. All to arrive at another joyless quest. I need 5 berries please

    • @Volyren
      @Volyren 4 місяці тому +12

      Fallout 3, 4 and New Vegas, and even Skyrim. Vs Starfield or any Ubislop since Farcry 4. In those games, you get copy pasted everything. But in Fallout, you might find a cabin. No real loot of value. But whoah. That one skeleton is chained to the bed and a bottle of nuka cola quantum is in his pelvis. I wouldn't drink that...
      Every location was unique.

    • @Th1sUsernameIsNotTaken
      @Th1sUsernameIsNotTaken 4 місяці тому +14

      @@Volyren Exactly. A story was being told in the locations, even if it wasn't spelled out for you. Sure some locations were just w/e, but most said something.
      I honestly don't think it's burn out on open worlds that is the issue, but rather the surface level of "open world" that studios keep shoving out just for the sake of calling it open world.

    • @fordakacar
      @fordakacar 4 місяці тому +8

      i’m still shocked big studios haven’t taken a kenshi approach to open world rpgs yet. imagine going from settlement to settlement in some random star wars world and just doing whatever the fuck you want. imagine kenshi but instead of one guy making a better open world experience than billion dollar companies, an entire team could be behind it

    • @srz3732
      @srz3732 4 місяці тому +4

      ngl genshin's open world is much better than this

  • @surrealengineering7884
    @surrealengineering7884 4 місяці тому +12

    I always watch your videos when i'm sick.
    Other entertainment is just headache enducing.
    Your monotonous way of talking and structured, no big surprises, no carnival video style hits just the spot and is literally the only thing i can watch in that situation. Especially the food tier lists.
    Thank you man!

  • @frostclan8211
    @frostclan8211 4 місяці тому +1742

    Ubisoft making the same game for the 40th time

    • @Montanajj
      @Montanajj 4 місяці тому +105

      Same game different coat of paint. This time it’s Star Wars paint. Yay 😐

    • @TheProphegy
      @TheProphegy 4 місяці тому +119

      Far Cry of the Watchdogs Creed: Assassin’s Outlaws

    • @thetrashcanman7537
      @thetrashcanman7537 4 місяці тому +34

      @@TheProphegythis is more like WatchCreed Recon :OutDogs

    • @megapeebs2631
      @megapeebs2631 4 місяці тому +19

      *Ubislop

    • @ephremterefe4568
      @ephremterefe4568 4 місяці тому +20

      I really don't understand this sentiment. All souls are basically the same game. Why can't it be about taste? Or even distaste of the company (probably the real reason of the hate)

  • @BlueBand3
    @BlueBand3 4 місяці тому +163

    Maybe if they make the camera shake more while fighting it will seem immersive

    • @feloniuspunk7078
      @feloniuspunk7078 4 місяці тому +18

      I hate that shit. I always turn off camera shake

    • @bestusername1074
      @bestusername1074 4 місяці тому +5

      ⁠​⁠@@feloniuspunk7078why would I want my game to feel like ice skating instead of running and punching

    • @Frayme11
      @Frayme11 4 місяці тому

      ​@@bestusername1074tell me you don't even touch a slider without telling me

    • @Jamlord2061
      @Jamlord2061 4 місяці тому +16

      if they wanted the fighting to be immersive the main character wouldn’t punch like they’re on a set of a low quality movie, i don’t do martial arts but those forms are terrible

    • @swag4jag559
      @swag4jag559 4 місяці тому

      Is that a Borderlands movie joke

  • @_personoid_5897
    @_personoid_5897 4 місяці тому +1192

    > open world game
    > forces you to follow a singular quest path
    Outstanding job, Ubisoft

    • @DrumBoyHG
      @DrumBoyHG 4 місяці тому +41

      So rockstar too? How about the countless amount of other developers do the exact same shit.

    • @ericosborne4122
      @ericosborne4122 4 місяці тому +142

      @@DrumBoyHGYeah but it’s excusable when it’s a really good story. Your story should be amazing if it’s completely linear

    • @DrumBoyHG
      @DrumBoyHG 4 місяці тому +29

      @@ericosborne4122 don’t start making excuses now

    • @encarneye6865
      @encarneye6865 4 місяці тому +82

      @@DrumBoyHG Clown

    • @DrumBoyHG
      @DrumBoyHG 4 місяці тому +15

      @@encarneye6865 I’m the clown? 💀🙏

  • @shoobydoo
    @shoobydoo 4 місяці тому +596

    The worst thing is it's one of those insufferable games where the main character is constantly talking to themselves and the player like we can't see or comprehend what's happening on screen.

    • @Swipey900
      @Swipey900 4 місяці тому +24

      Well there's a lot of trans people now we have to be considerate

    • @mitsuhh
      @mitsuhh 4 місяці тому +129

      @@Swipey900 What has talking to yourself got to do with trans?

    • @RJS2003
      @RJS2003 4 місяці тому +93

      ​@@Swipey900 What is bro yapping about? 💀

    • @SilverTypo5081
      @SilverTypo5081 4 місяці тому +64

      ​@@Swipey900 "I don't like it so it must be trans"

    • @moonmoth3693
      @moonmoth3693 4 місяці тому +13

      ​@@Swipey900huh?

  • @ManfredVonCapitalist
    @ManfredVonCapitalist 4 місяці тому +36

    With every new Star Wars media there will always be some new “cute” alien species or robot that can be sold to us in a million different ways. It’s so damn predictable.

    • @trustworthydan
      @trustworthydan 4 місяці тому +2

      Hey, after two games BD1 kind of grew on me. 😂😂

    • @goldengold8513
      @goldengold8513 2 місяці тому +2

      @@trustworthydanbecause they didn’t turbo-marketablize BD. The only pieces of merch I could find for him are the robotic one they have at Galaxy’s Edge, a bounty collection figure and the Lego set. Nowhere near as bad as the other characters like BB-8 who exist for the sole purpose of marketing.

  • @ROBISTANK
    @ROBISTANK 4 місяці тому +7

    Huge Jackie Chan vibes with the "no no I don't want to fight" then she immediately kills 4 people.

  • @VegetaHitsGirls
    @VegetaHitsGirls 4 місяці тому +514

    Spending 110 dollars on this shit is why theyll keep doing it forever. Someone will buy it.

    • @barakaafrobama6519
      @barakaafrobama6519 4 місяці тому +11

      They’re a greedy billion dollar company my guy, they’ll keep doing it despite you buying it. So who cares what others do with their money when it doesn’t make a difference anyhow?

    • @untouchableghost1156
      @untouchableghost1156 4 місяці тому +2

      Look at reviews it’s a good game of course people are going to buy it…

    • @bcc5701
      @bcc5701 4 місяці тому +60

      @@barakaafrobama6519if no one buys it they don’t make it. Are you 5?

    • @Baked_As_A_Cake
      @Baked_As_A_Cake 4 місяці тому +18

      ​@untouchableghost1156 a good game? Ive seen nothing but complaints in reviews, but perhaps i missed something.

    • @rossgadsby9663
      @rossgadsby9663 4 місяці тому +12

      He spends 110, makes a video millions of people see. Tons of said people will now not buy the game or buy it based off what they see. that 120 means fuck all to Ubisoft. The loss of income from all the people who watch gameplay and decide not to will almost certainly be more that that 120

  • @erikgilson1687
    @erikgilson1687 4 місяці тому +1520

    I actually thought this could still be decent until I saw that it's based around the most boring kind of stealth combat imaginable

    • @Goochen
      @Goochen 4 місяці тому +112

      2000's splinter cell gameplay but much worse. no verticality or anything.

    • @BobBillies
      @BobBillies 4 місяці тому +44

      Welcome to Ubisoft.

    • @livefreewithjp5251
      @livefreewithjp5251 4 місяці тому +203

      ​@@Goochen Don't you dare compare Splinter cell to this trash! Sam fisher is rolling in his grave

    • @tyler-hp7oq
      @tyler-hp7oq 4 місяці тому +4

      Good thing its not a stealth game

    • @stephengrigg5988
      @stephengrigg5988 4 місяці тому +25

      ​@@livefreewithjp5251remember when Ubisoft was good? Chaos Theory still holds up.

  • @JoeWillz82
    @JoeWillz82 4 місяці тому +45

    The walking animation bugging out was all I needed to see.

    • @wjzav1971
      @wjzav1971 4 місяці тому +4

      Fool. She clearly was using the Force to levitate.

  • @Giovanni6501
    @Giovanni6501 4 місяці тому +200

    In every game i've ever played that had me go into a "busy" nightclub, there's always about 6 people in the entire club.

    • @Ty-v6v-c4r
      @Ty-v6v-c4r 4 місяці тому +50

      Cyberpunk does a good job for their nightclubs

    • @wanharis6294
      @wanharis6294 4 місяці тому +36

      Hitman do it pretty well

    • @flampagan1994
      @flampagan1994 4 місяці тому +3

      Very exclusive

    • @TechWiz717
      @TechWiz717 4 місяці тому +20

      Hitman does their clubs well. So does cyberpunk. They’re pretty packed, maybe not to the extent you might see IRL but more than enough to feel like a real club, not like some shit ass one you showed up to the second it opens and no one’s there.
      Club here looks pathetic

    • @Swipey900
      @Swipey900 4 місяці тому +12

      @@TechWiz717 Hitman devs were smart thats why it worked, most NPCS were fake but select few spread out were real and purposely put in position to make the rooms feel alive and reactive to the Hitman

  • @Slendermaster968
    @Slendermaster968 4 місяці тому +101

    3:07 Forspoken PTSD

  • @GlassesnMouthplates
    @GlassesnMouthplates 4 місяці тому +5

    >> Star Wars Outlaws
    >> OUTLAWS
    >> Somehow doesn't allow you to hijack speeders...

  • @cipherthevcuber
    @cipherthevcuber 4 місяці тому +49

    10:52 finds colleague lying on floor "what's that?"

  • @b.manley
    @b.manley 4 місяці тому +401

    The addition of "Dank farrick", into the star wars lexicon drives me up a fking wall.

    • @nickferguson1998
      @nickferguson1998 4 місяці тому +91

      Becoming a “hey they said the thing!” type shit

    • @livefreewithjp5251
      @livefreewithjp5251 4 місяці тому +126

      It's like when the annoying kid made you laugh once so they repeat themselves 20 times thinking it will always have the same effect

    • @nickferguson1998
      @nickferguson1998 4 місяці тому +23

      @@livefreewithjp5251 jesus that brings back high school memories 😂

    • @CALAMITY0FHYRULE
      @CALAMITY0FHYRULE 4 місяці тому +63

      It was cool when the mandalorian said it like twice. That was it.

    • @Liamnissan22222
      @Liamnissan22222 4 місяці тому +28

      Yeah I hate it when they put made up words in Star Wars. Bunch of nerf herders!

  • @mdalion
    @mdalion 4 місяці тому +239

    The stealth takedowns make this game literally unplayable for me.
    Just smack your bare fist onto a helmet, the enemy goes down immediately and your hand isn't broken.
    How hard is it to apply a minimum of logic to an animation.

    • @nicolasacosta1673
      @nicolasacosta1673 4 місяці тому +55

      I remember back in republic commando you had a wristblade to melee enemies and you even got blood on your visor when you did it. Star Wars has lost all grit under disney.

    • @blackosprey2219
      @blackosprey2219 4 місяці тому +16

      I guess that's not too far off from stormtroopers getting smoked by sticks and rocks in RotJ

    • @AM180x
      @AM180x 4 місяці тому +5

      That's just Star Wars logic for you lol. It's supposed to be funny/stupid

    • @Dreggy990
      @Dreggy990 4 місяці тому +17

      @@AM180xno bro they are just recycling old take downs from previous games.

    • @SourWolf085
      @SourWolf085 4 місяці тому

      @@AM180x i wouldnt diss starwars like that XD, its the game creators.

  • @JR-kx3jr
    @JR-kx3jr 4 місяці тому +133

    Makes a blitzball joke at the beginning, but says nothing when meeting a character named Waka.

    • @IdeologyOfPain
      @IdeologyOfPain 4 місяці тому

      Should’ve asked him if he goes hard in the paint…

    • @justoneguy2487
      @justoneguy2487 4 місяці тому

      @@IdeologyOfPain Is that a band or a song?

    • @IdeologyOfPain
      @IdeologyOfPain 4 місяці тому

      @@justoneguy2487 “hard in da paint” was a super popular song by Waka Flocka Flame in the 2000’s

    • @justoneguy2487
      @justoneguy2487 4 місяці тому +1

      @@IdeologyOfPain no I know I was referencing the Eric Andre skit where Hannibal asks the guest if she listens to Wacka Flocka and she responds with that question. "Is that a band or a song?"
      To which Hannibal responds "That's a... A man."

    • @IdeologyOfPain
      @IdeologyOfPain 4 місяці тому

      @@justoneguy2487 ohh my bad 😂 I never watched that show like that, you just reminded me to go back and watch it though 👌

  • @analoque2412
    @analoque2412 4 місяці тому +35

    25:41 it is not worth it.

  • @b0om2k
    @b0om2k 4 місяці тому +72

    Holy shit the way she moves to cover at 9:23 is so bad. Like shes supposed to be in mortal danger because shes GETTING SHOT AT, and yet she moves so slowly and awkwardly. Didnt think this was gonna be good but I had no idea it would be THIS bad.

    • @francescofioroni70
      @francescofioroni70 4 місяці тому +3

      She was still on that pose for stealth and she move fast to go behind the desk (while making a rotation like saying "oh come on!"). What's bad about that? It's normal af

  • @roiwtto0919
    @roiwtto0919 4 місяці тому +34

    15:09 ahh sneak takedown where you whistle your opponent to look up and sucker punch him.....wtf

  • @justanaverageferret
    @justanaverageferret 4 місяці тому +91

    23:17 yeah, it's actual deadeye...complete with Kay fanning a hammer that doesn't exist on her blaster 😂

    • @epicclaww8030
      @epicclaww8030 4 місяці тому +5

      Who cares it’s cool

    • @Xaevryn
      @Xaevryn 4 місяці тому +52

      @@epicclaww8030 It's not.

    • @peanutbutter2586
      @peanutbutter2586 4 місяці тому +5

      The health bar is literally the one they used for gr breakpoint lol

    • @treesusr
      @treesusr 4 місяці тому +10

      @@epicclaww8030 I promise it's not

    • @0008loser
      @0008loser 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@@epicclaww8030 where?

  • @original1nage
    @original1nage 4 місяці тому +43

    if they took out the half-hearted punching this could literally be a walkthrough at disneyland

  • @Rileygee0224
    @Rileygee0224 4 місяці тому +1905

    I'm convinced it takes Ubisoft 5 months to make these games, and then they wait to ship it out for about 3 years
    Edit: This was a joke comment. Gotten lots of comments that clearly missed the point. I'm sorry I failed to make the joke more obvious, instead going for a naive hater route type comment. That was never my intention and I am very aware developing any game regardless of how cookie cuter it is takes many years and lots of dev cycle. It's just a common joke with ubisoft to pump out games very rapidly so I was playing on that joke, albeit not clearly enough.

    • @jamesgunner9511
      @jamesgunner9511 4 місяці тому +37

      If that's true then theyre god damn genius

    • @tomsmarkovs1946
      @tomsmarkovs1946 4 місяці тому +101

      No, it takes blood sweat and tears for the devs only to rob them from finishing the game and present their WIP game to the world as done. . I bet it feels like shit.

    • @ElfV47
      @ElfV47 4 місяці тому +29

      @@tomsmarkovs1946 yea most likely this, not a game dev but I'm a designer and software engineer and upper management always sets deadlines without giving a shit about how long it'll realistically take us so they always ship unfinished work which ultimately makes me just feel like shit and they go on with their lives because to them its just the same thing they dont understand the finer details and nuances

    • @joyboy6752
      @joyboy6752 4 місяці тому +14

      Yet charlie saw fit to drop 120 big ones, dudes literally the problem

    • @fornavnefternavn208
      @fornavnefternavn208 4 місяці тому +19

      @@joyboy6752 I bet you he DETERS way more people from buying bad games, than the 120 he handed Ubisoft

  • @redwolf8458
    @redwolf8458 4 місяці тому +398

    Dropping 110 bucks on early is wicked work

    • @NikoGoKrazy
      @NikoGoKrazy 4 місяці тому +50

      Its a good thing charlie is rich lol

    • @MrCreativent
      @MrCreativent 4 місяці тому

      It's on the wierd subscription service they have. And I *think* it's also accessible via gamepass?

    • @maurzstarz3280
      @maurzstarz3280 4 місяці тому +23

      Ubisoft+ let's you get it for $17. That's how I'm playing it. I definitely wouldn't pay 100 for that, I made that mistake already with Suicide Squad 😓

    • @CosmicKirby
      @CosmicKirby 4 місяці тому

      @@maurzstarz3280you’re paying 17 dollars a month for Ubisoft games that’s not much better my brother

    • @nhanon67as
      @nhanon67as 4 місяці тому +3

      $18

  • @ReifinDFanchon
    @ReifinDFanchon 4 місяці тому +27

    17:07 Ubisoft AI at its finest.

  • @abovewater6918
    @abovewater6918 4 місяці тому +64

    Classic Ubisoft gameplay at 25:13 the sliding simulator

    • @cleanerben9636
      @cleanerben9636 4 місяці тому +4

      that's just the uhh uhhh speeder-boarding part of the game and uhh it's invisible too!

    • @Dan-ji4db
      @Dan-ji4db 4 місяці тому +1

      She's wearing heelies

  • @guillermogerrycabrera7625
    @guillermogerrycabrera7625 4 місяці тому +4

    22:30 casually dropping a major plot point prediction lmao

  • @gateofdestiny
    @gateofdestiny 4 місяці тому +196

    missed opportunity for "I have a bad feeling about this" for video title

    • @HearMeLearn
      @HearMeLearn 4 місяці тому +20

      star wars outlaw situation is crazy

  • @TurtleChad1
    @TurtleChad1 4 місяці тому +410

    I'm a simple man, I see Ubisoft I avoid.

    • @matthewtheking8989
      @matthewtheking8989 4 місяці тому +8

      I haven’t touched anything from Ubisoft since just dance 2015 (yes back when 1D ruled the world)… yes I am that old. They fell off HARD

    • @FullAutoWitch
      @FullAutoWitch 4 місяці тому +9

      Honestly Ghost Recon Wildlands or Far Cry 5 were probably the last decent games with any amouth of depth ubisoft made, every ubisoft game after that sucked so hard. Especially new R6 Siege seasons, they fucking killed the game.

    • @TheProphegy
      @TheProphegy 4 місяці тому +15

      Honestly, Ubisoft deserves a lot more shit than what they get. So many phony trailers they have put out over the years that don’t showcase what a game actually looks like.

    • @BlueJayz474
      @BlueJayz474 4 місяці тому +2

      @@FullAutoWitchI’d argue Assassin’s Creed Valhalla was quite good. Odyssey had cool mechanics that were pointless.

    • @notBrocker
      @notBrocker 4 місяці тому +5

      @@BlueJayz474Valhalla was the most boring lackluster shit assassin game ever made
      I disagree hard lol, and trust me I love the AC franchise, if you actually enjoyed that game then I’d tell you to replay the Ezio collection

  • @mewmewpow131
    @mewmewpow131 4 місяці тому +4

    the part where the literal walk animation got lost just made my day

  • @T-035
    @T-035 4 місяці тому +84

    19:12 Best ubisoft special effect

    • @smittyjjensin558
      @smittyjjensin558 4 місяці тому +13

      God that looked stiff

    • @BlueBand3
      @BlueBand3 4 місяці тому +16

      That's actually one of the worst effects i've seen in a while 💀

    • @dontshootmex5588
      @dontshootmex5588 4 місяці тому +3

      Wow, I was not prepared for this XD

  • @epiccheesemoment4035
    @epiccheesemoment4035 4 місяці тому +9

    This format is so much better than just vods

  • @GangstasaurusWrex
    @GangstasaurusWrex 4 місяці тому +21

    I wish the melee had more impact. Rather than a sad sonic boom animation with slow sluggish swings.

    • @wolf2966
      @wolf2966 4 місяці тому

      Could change as you progress this was only the beginning of the game after all

    • @cool123443210
      @cool123443210 4 місяці тому +5

      @@wolf2966bruh he's talking about the animation lacking. wtf u on about "it's the beginning of the game". Bruh the new takedowns and fighting swings that u may "learn" is still gonna be buggy and chunky looking.
      In fact let me help u out. He's basically saying that the punching is ass. See how when she punches she makes contact before her fist gets to them. Then also has some basic ass dust effect pop up. That's the problem. Worst melee I've ever seen and we're in 2024🤦🏿‍♂️

  • @carlosquen4461
    @carlosquen4461 4 місяці тому +102

    16:22 amazing combo, one that could only be pulled off by a professional gamer

    • @DachiSvanidze
      @DachiSvanidze 4 місяці тому +7

      the vid is 6 mins old. did you watch it in 3x speed?

    • @grob420
      @grob420 4 місяці тому +7

      ​@@DachiSvanidzeBro skipped half way in and thought we wouldn't notice

    • @anonymouscheesepie3768
      @anonymouscheesepie3768 4 місяці тому

      how

    • @StillNightingale
      @StillNightingale 4 місяці тому +1

      Your comprehension is beyond ours, my lord

    • @jacobfromallstate4963
      @jacobfromallstate4963 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@@grob420bot scanned the text in the audio and generated a response.

  • @silverwolf813
    @silverwolf813 4 місяці тому +62

    Ubisoft: welcome to our open world Starwars game
    Charlie: I don't get to make my choices....

  • @traced_soul6636
    @traced_soul6636 4 місяці тому +3

    8:45 Two weak woman punches are enough to KO a trained guard on the spot. Seems legit

  • @malfeastial
    @malfeastial 4 місяці тому +96

    The fact that the characters have no emotion in their face when they talk is insane

    • @epicclaww8030
      @epicclaww8030 4 місяці тому +6

      Better than starfield

    • @cooliostarstache5474
      @cooliostarstache5474 4 місяці тому +13

      That's because nothing happening in the "story" is worthy of a reaction

    • @BackstabbyBoy
      @BackstabbyBoy 4 місяці тому +8

      @@RiFeX2703 Lol sure. As if games with good facial animations don't exist. What a weak cope from a ubisoft fanboy.

    • @Swipey900
      @Swipey900 4 місяці тому +5

      @@RiFeX2703 it's 2024 is innovation weird too ask for 😂😂 the prices of these games aren't getting lower, the quality is, unreal engine is literally being used in all high budget games now and half the main part of that is animation and faces (emotions, literally layers of skin and muscle on characters so emotion is more telling than before ever in gaming)

    • @zenoxp8928
      @zenoxp8928 4 місяці тому +1

      @@epicclaww8030 sorry but no... Even the textures in the game is worse than Starfields

  • @jackthomas6347
    @jackthomas6347 4 місяці тому +248

    While studios like Larian and FromSoft are always raising the bar, you can always count on Ubisoft to drop that bar to the fucking floor again

    • @Ty-v6v-c4r
      @Ty-v6v-c4r 4 місяці тому +22

      The problem is that Ubisoft has found a way to raise profits without raising game quality. They are innovating, just not in the direction gamers ntend

    • @theobell2002
      @theobell2002 4 місяці тому +6

      Yes, because making Demon's Souls over and over again is "raising the bar". 🤦

    • @humbleguardsman5578
      @humbleguardsman5578 4 місяці тому +28

      ​@@theobell2002yeah armored core is really reminiscent of demon souls.

    • @jarktonsley4717
      @jarktonsley4717 4 місяці тому +21

      ​@@theobell2002 Demon's Souls? Blud is stuck in 2013 lol

    • @notsteve5927
      @notsteve5927 4 місяці тому +10

      @@theobell2002who hurt you, little Ubisoft fan? :(

  • @minias1444
    @minias1444 4 місяці тому +1

    I don't know why but that "Blitzball championship?" joke like 4 minutes in made me chuckle more than it should.

  • @mncrft3386
    @mncrft3386 4 місяці тому +578

    I'll gladly grab it in 6 months when it's 80% off

    • @stealeyy
      @stealeyy 4 місяці тому +49

      you mean 95%

    • @awesumesauce6
      @awesumesauce6 4 місяці тому

      ​@@stealeyywhen it free on Playstation plus

    • @wLANDENm
      @wLANDENm 4 місяці тому +37

      @@stealeyyYou mean free in the Ubisoft collection on PlayStation premium.

    • @22Arcana
      @22Arcana 4 місяці тому +60

      I got a free copy due to an event with Intel and I'm debating who I hate enough to give it to.

    • @noecurl5986
      @noecurl5986 4 місяці тому

      How many months?

  • @TGPGIF
    @TGPGIF 4 місяці тому +1449

    Watching charlie play a game without responding to chat is like watching your dad come through the door with the milk
    Edit: ok guys stop arguing, idc what side ur on, don't use the comments as reddit

    • @boriswaimanchan5302
      @boriswaimanchan5302 4 місяці тому +146

      I like this format alot more than when he games on streams, very much enjoyed his full wukong highlight

    • @theimp6731
      @theimp6731 4 місяці тому +144

      It's so much better. Watching him actually pay attention to the game and explore and take it in. Not that that matters with this garbage but with Wukong it was awesome. Really hope he keeps it this way

    • @TGPGIF
      @TGPGIF 4 місяці тому

      @@theimp6731 oh yeah 100% I was wondering why wukong was such good videos

    • @coopercarlson4307
      @coopercarlson4307 4 місяці тому +8

      Do we know why he isn’t streaming anymore?

    • @boriswaimanchan5302
      @boriswaimanchan5302 4 місяці тому

      @@coopercarlson4307 after a small drama with sneako recently he said he would step back abit as he doesnt wanna be terminally online

  • @neonicecube908
    @neonicecube908 4 місяці тому +62

    6:10 no fun allowed game design

    • @brianpaulin3300
      @brianpaulin3300 4 місяці тому +1

      When I played it it let me do it 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @francescofioroni70
      @francescofioroni70 4 місяці тому

      Litterally the whole game is based on choices you make with different factions. Nice try bro

  • @ericgeesey9817
    @ericgeesey9817 4 місяці тому +117

    This looked good when it was called 1313.

    • @drnobody418
      @drnobody418 4 місяці тому +5

      RIP ☠️

    • @rpsyco
      @rpsyco 4 місяці тому +2

      Even better when it was a Boba Fett game.

  • @DUTCHLEFTME
    @DUTCHLEFTME 4 місяці тому +36

    You know it’s gonna be an absolute banger when it’s got Charlie yawning not even 6mins in 💀
    5:19 btw

  • @RogueSwansong
    @RogueSwansong 4 місяці тому +2

    Charlie's worst trait is that he doesn't refund garbage

  • @kokowoch
    @kokowoch 4 місяці тому +71

    26:23 my favorite part of this game

    • @Karaka12
      @Karaka12 4 місяці тому +1

      Turns out it wasn't a break

  • @tomaszt5050
    @tomaszt5050 4 місяці тому +4

    WoW! A snarky girlboss character who is down on her luck but it's also the Universe most capable person ready to solo complete any mission with no preparation? What a completely novel concept for both AAA adventure games but also Star Wars itself.

  • @AC-ut3nk
    @AC-ut3nk 4 місяці тому +2

    Love how the enemy just drop their weapon even before the takedown

  • @EtherRainbow
    @EtherRainbow 4 місяці тому +352

    i still can't believe they thought it was a good idea to release this in the current state its in

    • @winkelfilms
      @winkelfilms 4 місяці тому +44

      Ubisoft has been doing this for 20 years, you should believe it

    • @EtherRainbow
      @EtherRainbow 4 місяці тому +50

      @@winkelfilms i literally just made a random comment knowing nothing about this game whatsoever to see if it would get likes. that's actually crazy

    • @cameronsalmon1314
      @cameronsalmon1314 4 місяці тому +37

      @@EtherRainbowwhats crazier is that you were right on the nail

    • @seancamacho4273
      @seancamacho4273 4 місяці тому +7

      @@cameronsalmon1314Lol right and who’s gonna assume he’s lying anyway when you can see the heaping pile of trash this game is with your own eyes 😂

    • @justme002
      @justme002 4 місяці тому +16

      Hah, saw your reply to this. I was like... what current state? I've had a single crash and some weird audio issues here and there, otherwise this is pretty polished considering what passes for day one releases these days.

  • @BobBillies
    @BobBillies 4 місяці тому +12

    16:19 Damn those are some stuttery ass punches.

    • @tdarassp
      @tdarassp 4 місяці тому +2

      So there's a design intent to that type of melee, to give the contact of physical things a little more oomph. The split second delay is intended to simulate the resistance you'd experience when striking something, rather than just wet noodling right through it
      But holy shite each punch is an aneurysm. I can't tell if it's a bug or just poorly designed, it looks so bad 😅

    • @Captaindoom-oi6bq
      @Captaindoom-oi6bq 4 місяці тому

      ​@@tdarasspThe sound effects really sell it though. Feels like punching sacks full of flour in your dreams.

  • @sirashley2355
    @sirashley2355 4 місяці тому +1

    16:35 honestly, the wack stormtrooper aim makes your character seem badass. just effortlessly dodging multiple attackers' blasts

  • @kenmanoi00
    @kenmanoi00 4 місяці тому +6

    25:15 "please dont take another step banana joe"

  • @Bighomiehobbs
    @Bighomiehobbs 4 місяці тому +488

    Ubisoft need to branch out from open world concept games. This game doesn’t look finished. Would’ve been a banger in 2010 for the ps2. Ubisoft robbing people out here for what they’re charging for this game.

    • @RomnysGonzalez
      @RomnysGonzalez 4 місяці тому +62

      You know what is funny? The no open worlds game and small projects from Ubisoft are great.
      Prince of Persia
      Rabbids games
      Trackmania
      Just Dance
      R6 Siege
      Scott Pilgrim
      Anno
      XDefient
      Everything that isn't investor AAA open world junk is actually pretty damn solid.

    • @winkelfilms
      @winkelfilms 4 місяці тому +6

      Ubisoft has been the same since 2005. Always bad, I've sworn them off since and haven't delivered anything worthwhile since then.

    • @chimpsmart1724
      @chimpsmart1724 4 місяці тому +44

      Im sure you're joking, but "2010 for the ps2" is something else.

    • @ROB_LAW98K
      @ROB_LAW98K 4 місяці тому

      @@RomnysGonzalez XDefiant is so good

    • @Jakem763
      @Jakem763 4 місяці тому +1

      Would be great to see them make an open world that’s actually open world

  • @Acrylescent
    @Acrylescent 4 місяці тому +1

    Open world used to mean a large game area where you are free to make your own choices about gameplay.
    This game appears to believe open world means “here’s an open space you can walk around in the world”.

  • @papermushrooms.
    @papermushrooms. 4 місяці тому +11

    character randomly gets a pair of heelies and just skates across the floor.

  • @thelemonwho
    @thelemonwho 4 місяці тому +6

    9:02 I want to hear a guard say those lines in a game for real! 😂😂😂

  • @ZNEIC1
    @ZNEIC1 4 місяці тому +1

    As a tip, disable that aspect ratio for a full screen one. You would think you are getting more horizontal field of view but nop, what this mode does is just add the black bars at the bottom and top but is the exact frame as the normal ratio.
    And in some cases this aspect ratio tanks FPS for some weird reason

  • @baitboy3191
    @baitboy3191 4 місяці тому +161

    Out of all the interesting ship designs in the Star Wars Universe, they give you a fucking rectangle to fly in.........
    I am just going to wait for this game to go on sale or eventually makes it way to GamePass

    • @Reziichu
      @Reziichu 4 місяці тому +8

      wait for modders to dump time and dedication to fix the game. They'll add all the COOL stuff

    • @BoogChannel
      @BoogChannel 4 місяці тому +31

      @@Reziichu This isn't a Bethesda title, Ubisoft does not have any mod support.

    • @MiSambra
      @MiSambra 4 місяці тому +30

      @@Reziichu Ubisoft games are notorious for not being mod friendly.

    • @hikhik6441
      @hikhik6441 4 місяці тому +1

      i wont even get it for sale or even touch it when it comes to gamepass

    • @CazzyVR
      @CazzyVR 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@@ReziichuI think you forgot this isn't Bethesda, and what a Toxic Mindset.
      Mindsets like that are why Starfield exists! Game Companies like Bethesda got so used to Modders fixing their games that they stopped giving a fuck about making quality.

  • @loudenlaffnite246
    @loudenlaffnite246 4 місяці тому +25

    Woof on those punches -- it's like her knuckles are in her forearm.

    • @npcimknot958
      @npcimknot958 4 місяці тому +2

      Maybe gravity works differently there .lol we are in space 😂

  • @tophmerc
    @tophmerc 4 місяці тому +1

    You could have about the same experience (with a bit more cartoony designs) with Star Wars Disney Infinity 3.0

  • @isaacwest276
    @isaacwest276 4 місяці тому +105

    Those stealth takedowns are also annoying me, she can't weigh more than 160lbs and she's one-shotting people with a punch???

    • @mykal4779
      @mykal4779 4 місяці тому +23

      yeah and how does mario jump so high

    • @livefreewithjp5251
      @livefreewithjp5251 4 місяці тому +23

      She's definitely only like 135-145 pounds. Crazy

    • @supersaiyn41
      @supersaiyn41 4 місяці тому +21

      yeah they looked a little weird to me, like kay at best doesnt look like she has the build to mike tyson KO someone lol

    • @danielcristianescobar8157
      @danielcristianescobar8157 4 місяці тому +31

      @@mykal4779 theres different degrees of realism. Like Ellies takedowns in the last of us is pretty cool because they feel like it make sense with her.

    • @romusa10
      @romusa10 4 місяці тому +32

      ​​​@@mykal4779 bcause unlike mario, everyone in this game obeys the physic of it's universe's established law to some believable extend?
      But yeah, just pull the lazy "cuZ iTs vIDeO GaMe" excuse

  • @Bjrn-nv3ie
    @Bjrn-nv3ie 4 місяці тому +79

    She even spins her pistol around like Arthur after dead eyeing three people in the face lol

    • @danieltukua4527
      @danieltukua4527 4 місяці тому +10

      I mean, pistol tricks aren’t exactly exclusive to Arthur. Plus you have to actively make Arthur spin his gun

    • @CazzyVR
      @CazzyVR 4 місяці тому

      ​@@danieltukua4527ok? Still it's a blatant rip of the Deadeye Mechanic. This game is so trash they can't even come up with a Unique Mechanic

    • @danieltukua4527
      @danieltukua4527 4 місяці тому +9

      @@CazzyVR This game looks awful and like the usual Ubislop product but if you’re going to critique it. Make sure it’s over the right reason. There isn’t a deadeye-esque ability in Outlaws (From the gameplay I’ve seen so far). The only similarity is that she can flip her blaster a few times before holstering it. You know who else does gun tricks? Cassidy from Overwatch, Protag from Persona 3, Balthier from Final Fantasy, Freeman in Half Life 2, Revolver Ocelot from Metal Gear, Your character in Knights of the Old Republic, etcetera.
      So unless you’re gonna make the insane claim that they all ripped off Red Dead Redemption despite plenty of them coming out before then, I fail to see your point.

    • @NinjapowerMS
      @NinjapowerMS 4 місяці тому

      Even has that Nathan drake combo for melee lol. This game is a mish mash of copy paste.

    • @CazzyVR
      @CazzyVR 4 місяці тому +2

      @@danieltukua4527 "Activate a special mode after building up a meter that allows you to lock onto a certain number of enemies and instantly kill each with your Weapon, usually a firearm"
      That is Deadeye explained...
      That is also this "Adrenaline" Mechanic explained...
      Try again.

  • @skelnhelvers3238
    @skelnhelvers3238 4 місяці тому +1

    “What are we celebrating?”
    LIFE DAY, my friend. It’s the only holiday in the whole star system. There’s fireworks, everyone puts on horrible makeup, and the elderly watch pornographic holo-vids on the family VR headsets.
    (The Star Wars Holiday Special)

  • @alexwiles9732
    @alexwiles9732 4 місяці тому +65

    releasing this just after wukong was a mistake

    • @任家佑-h9n
      @任家佑-h9n 4 місяці тому +17

      Nah now they have a good excuse

    • @bighippmusic
      @bighippmusic 4 місяці тому +33

      releasing it in general was a mistake

    • @cheemslord9917
      @cheemslord9917 4 місяці тому +1

      it do nothing with that

    • @threestars2164
      @threestars2164 4 місяці тому +4

      A generic star wars shooter game vs a generic action game.

    • @ezzekieldirks8542
      @ezzekieldirks8542 4 місяці тому +3

      They should've had made a mandalorion bounty hunter sw game

  • @Trinistill2
    @Trinistill2 4 місяці тому +6

    7:40 the random jump over the counter im entertained...

  • @MichaelFalkowski
    @MichaelFalkowski 4 місяці тому +7

    This game will be on ps plus within a year guaranteed

  • @phavifizzalexander2950
    @phavifizzalexander2950 4 місяці тому +12

    I’ve been watching Charlie since I was 14 years old and it feels so strange. It’s been a decade and he’s gone through so many changes-a metamorphosis. It feels so fresh that he’s doing this content again, new Charlie doing old content feels right, he’s not too nervous to be himself instead of scripting his pussy lip jokes (which I still really love to be honest) he’s playing the game and being Charles and I really fuck with that man

    • @nukewurld
      @nukewurld 4 місяці тому +1

      Time to disconnect brother

  • @DylanPorto45
    @DylanPorto45 4 місяці тому +23

    vodka coke, hold the vodka and put the coke in a bag

    • @kimberkan
      @kimberkan 4 місяці тому +7

      honestly banging lines and playing this game has been most of the reason why i’m enjoying it.

    • @DylanPorto45
      @DylanPorto45 4 місяці тому +1

      @@kimberkan a man who gets it…this tootski is for you brotha man

    • @kimberkan
      @kimberkan 4 місяці тому

      @@DylanPorto45 🫡🫡

  • @fragileearth9273
    @fragileearth9273 4 місяці тому +1

    This concept has a ton of story potential - an outlaw story has a lot of opportunity for conflict or cooperation with local authorities, Empire forces, Jedi, other criminals, etc.
    But that same scream sound over and over and over for the entire mission drove me NUTS

  • @RCJH2022
    @RCJH2022 3 місяці тому +1

    7:28 The T-85 😂😂 I remember gaming on that thing! *GREAT CATCH AND REFRENCE*

  • @timtim6373
    @timtim6373 4 місяці тому +46

    There is a timeline where we got Star Wars 1313 instead of this.

    • @jamesmorgan6042
      @jamesmorgan6042 4 місяці тому +15

      My dream is Disney gives the keys to Larian Studios to make a KOTOR game...

    • @subsume7904
      @subsume7904 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@@jamesmorgan6042 YES ABSOLUTELY 100% YES

  • @Caninemuffin766
    @Caninemuffin766 4 місяці тому +6

    Holy hell, I lost it at “labia guy”
    😂😂😂😂

  • @Void6-
    @Void6- 4 місяці тому +1

    *agros enemy*
    *whistles*
    "what was that?"
    *runs over there*
    man they really put a lot of effort on this one huh

  • @KoalaTContent
    @KoalaTContent 4 місяці тому +69

    "I'll get this when it's on sale later."
    Ubisoft: "Good, keep our sales numbers up as we lower the price, this works every time."

    • @skyhunter2816
      @skyhunter2816 4 місяці тому +5

      That makes no sense.

    • @KoalaTContent
      @KoalaTContent 4 місяці тому +6

      @@skyhunter2816 It's literally what they do. A new game comes out and gets its initial sales which are always better around launch, then the game sales slow and Ubisoft lowers the price to counter slower sales and keep numbers up, then they parade this fact internally because it means more players are getting into the Ubisoft microtransaction ecosystem. At that point they are focusing on their next big title and don't care about the price of a previous news cycle game, just that it's maintaining *numbers.*

    • @tdarassp
      @tdarassp 4 місяці тому +2

      I mean they've reported a net loss 2 out of the 5 previous fiscal years. So like, yea I guess that's their strategy. It's not a very good one, but it certainly IS a strategy

  • @TGPGIF
    @TGPGIF 4 місяці тому +11

    I feel like the day someone makes charlie visibly mad is the day that he actually reveals his super-powers

  • @poptatochisps342
    @poptatochisps342 4 місяці тому +1

    You know he's a professional when he can alt+f4 with his eyes closed

  • @Novsev9069
    @Novsev9069 4 місяці тому +32

    2:25 that’s gross

    • @danielblitzke3909
      @danielblitzke3909 4 місяці тому +2

      This is the most unprofessional criminal meeting I ever attend to

    • @Brinzinator
      @Brinzinator 4 місяці тому

      😭😭😭

  • @JohnnyBRad
    @JohnnyBRad 4 місяці тому +5

    I'm so stoked to pick this up in less than a year from now as the GOTY edition with everything fixed and unlocked for like $20. How Ubisoft is a profitable company is beyond me

    • @Miniek80
      @Miniek80 4 місяці тому

      Game of The Year? Lmao

    • @JohnnyBRad
      @JohnnyBRad 4 місяці тому

      @@Miniek80 I mean, it'll come from one of their employees but I think as long as SOMEONE says it out loud, Ubisoft will use it

    • @anothernobody1804
      @anothernobody1804 4 місяці тому

      @@Miniek80tbf most other games would use GOTY edition and it’s not even goty

  • @Alex-K94
    @Alex-K94 4 місяці тому +2

    Gotta love the fat "STORE" button even before settings... in a singleplayer game as well.

  • @seagrey75
    @seagrey75 4 місяці тому +6

    Charlie playing as Ma’am Solo 😂

  • @L0C4L
    @L0C4L 4 місяці тому +95

    Job interview at 8 today, wish me luck 🙏🏾

    • @octobercameron786
      @octobercameron786 4 місяці тому +8

      Did you get it?

    • @L0C4L
      @L0C4L 4 місяці тому

      @@octobercameron786 I meant tomorrow, it’s 11:03 pm for me rn

    • @K13774
      @K13774 4 місяці тому +3

      Wish you all the best

    • @thetrashcanman7537
      @thetrashcanman7537 4 місяці тому +3

      Goodluck!

    • @roxoco8470
      @roxoco8470 4 місяці тому +1

      Good luck

  • @mrnomercy9962
    @mrnomercy9962 4 місяці тому +2

    "In broad daylight?"
    It's the middle of the night:
    🤣

  • @luispmoraes2772
    @luispmoraes2772 4 місяці тому +63

    This dialogues are so painful to read.
    "Don't go trying to gloforlp me! Unless you want to end tribarled, you piece of darpf!"
    Sound like the kind of shit you find in a rick and morty episode.

    • @spidaaahs
      @spidaaahs 4 місяці тому +2

      its star wars dude this might be shocking but fictional settings have fictional languages and slang

    • @luispmoraes2772
      @luispmoraes2772 4 місяці тому +10

      @@spidaaahs oh shit! Thanks for the heads up, but all of them are as ridiculous as SW related ones?
      Anyway, everyone is entitled to their opinion, right? No need to be such a flergtom about it.

    • @spidaaahs
      @spidaaahs 4 місяці тому

      @luispmoraes2772 yeah sure you can have your opinion but don't act like its insane for the game set in a universe with over 20 million sentient species to have fictional words that don't follow human conventions

    • @luispmoraes2772
      @luispmoraes2772 4 місяці тому +2

      @@spidaaahs Its not insane at all, its just star wars's rendition of it thats crap.

    • @BottlesOfSoap
      @BottlesOfSoap 4 місяці тому +2

      ​@@luispmoraes2772idk bro you're kinda acting like a schlorp right now