I'm so old (45) I remember when #420 was a deep secret that only the coolest of us high schoolers knew about. Even in college we could throw #420 parties, with fliers & the cops hadn't caught on yet, mostly. Once the group hit 100 people plus, the clouds would give us away, but with a good breeze it would have them running all over the place allowing us time to stash everything & when they found us & tried to be all serious, we couldn't stop laughing & then they'd get real upset & turned into t.v. detectives & we're all murder suspects. Ahhh I miss those days. The cat n mouse game was so fun... Peace y'all, be safe
@@thebagelsproductions It really does just become a number after 40, for me at least. Except for the grunts when sitting down, or getting up. The joint pains when the weather changes, troubles sleeping, I could go on. 45 or 49 used to seem ancient to me, now I don't feel much different except a calm, true (not IDGAF) but a, it could be worse to almost any situation. Peace
THIS IS 100% TRUE!!!!! One of my monikers is 2oz Titties...... My brother and I, with a group of friends, were going to an Ozzfest, XFest (for those in Indy at the time), an all-day, two stage deal, shit ton of bands. I tucked my ounce of weed under one boob, my bro's ounce under the other. Found a 'short' line being checked by a dude, and here we are to tell the tale of the Two Ounce Titties (don't ask where the glass piece was)
He'll, I live in WA state. Home of the cheapest and strongest weed in the world. (Easily verified. We got $15 ozs.& there's no bad weed here. Who would smoke it? There's another shop 2 blocks down.😅😅
Considering MOST current strains out there are hybrids, What makes you sleepy and couch locked is the color of the trichomes on the bud, not necessarily if it's Indica or Sativa. Clear and cloudy trichomes will produce more of a "heady high" while amber trichomes will produce a more "couch lock-like high". All stains have pretty high THC content, these days, too.
48:47 this story reminds me of a time when I was smoking with some friends and a guy who had a hook for a hand. Half-way through the joint he used his hook as a roach clip and passed it around the entire circle🤣🤣
See how herb can over come biases. Try that with any group say, passing a map & the clipped hook just is easier. Someone is going to get kurfuffled. Peace
One time I worked at the banquet at a golf course and two of my good guy friends worked the course picking up the golf balls. I remember one time they forgot their papers and came in and asked if I had some. I said no but hold on a sec and took them to the kitchen and made them a apple pipe 😂 they smoked out that apple all day 😂
I stopped at a stop sign high af one day like it was a stop light. It was a car in from of me, and I bumpered it 😮. This old head and his son let me dip. I didn't damage it to much I guess. I was stuck stoned for a few minutes at the stop sign 😂🛑. Being in your twenties is awesome
my friend from Seattle came to Puerto Rico bragging how he slipped pass TSA with his Rick n Morty vape and we're like... "try it with real weed next time"
Weed was my kryptonite back in high school while we was partying. Everyone looked like sexy gargoyles making eye contact. I panicked, but I couldn't stop laughing. I haven't done that S* in over three decades
I just took One toke off of a bowl with these two guys who had me watching a piece of luggage for them before we left on a greyhound. Like the next little bitty town that we went through they pulled over and had drug dogs come and go through the bus while we all had to get off the bus. I realized I should have grabbed my cigarettes so I'm the one that goes back in the back so I feel like I'm going to get blamed for planting something on them which they already had. But that could actually get us all off because nobody would be able to prove it. They weren't even worried that they were a lot more stoned out of their minds than me. And it seemed like the dogs alerted him as soon as they got to the back of the bus. The guys had it covered, they had beef jerky in their carryons hahaha
B O R I N G. AF! I kept waiting/wanting to laugh but I just COULDN'T! And I watched more than 18 minutes. Wow, I THOUGHT I still had a sense of humor, but I guess I just don't. Just made me feel sad because I really wanted/needed to LOL. Nope.
Anyone else get annoyed by the guy giving comments during the big black guy from Virginia's set? Around the 34 minute mark? He would say something then a deep voice would comment...like it was a conversation between the two of them
I had 4 pounds in my 80 z28 and took a wrong turn directly into an air force base. The dude let me enter and turn around to leave. I've never been so scared in my life. I can't believe he didn't see it all over my face. My buddy Eugene was with me in the passenger seat and was looking like John Belushi when they got pulled over in the blues brothers.
That one guy reminded me of the time i brought up a point in a safety meeting. .... I suggested that they should invest in more comfortable toilet seats because i couldn't sit there for more than 45 minutes without my legs going to sleep.
Comedian talking about Calgary, where I'm from, showed peoplenthat Canada Customs are little people that abuse their authority to overcompensate for a small body part, or a grand canyon body part if female.
Two American Bank robbers ,had just Robbed a bank ,in los angeles , and wee discussing where to hit next. One turns to the other , and says " well there is no point in Doing any banks ,in the north of Boston. Apparently ,aomeone caused the greatest stick up, years back... so therell be no topping that one.
Okay so, yes, that's what I'm doing. And while I'm laughing and vaping weed. It turns off and I open it to empty. There's nothing in it. TRUE STORY! (And not the first time!) ;)
And just for the lovers of the herb who may not be aware there is indica there is sativa and there is also rudralis. Never have I sampled this particular delightful herb and I will give it the benefit of the doubt that it is delightful.
😂😂😂🎉🎉❤ grounding barefoot on the root of an older tree or just earth (Earthing is the same thing as grounding) When you put your skin onto the ground or trees just going outside in nature of some sort will help you to feel better… I have always felt my body enjoying fruits 🍎 more than anything I have ever eaten and heavy foods like meat, beans or rice make me feel like passing out. It’s very energy consuming for my body to digest food like that so I don’t eat really much I do drink a lot of water and coffee lol lots of coffee and of course cream lol… but I have energy all day unless I eat something heavy, I feel so good and I lost weight I’m happier now and I’m learning everything about anything on my own and found it exactly how I have been telling people to do for themselves because I feel that is the only way to actually know what is true for themselves for myself, experience and hands on experience is what makes wisdom and it also gives those around you to learn from your success so they can improve on what you have already achieved…and recently I had a friend from childhood meet up with me and I’m almost 42 in a few months, my friend told me I look the same as I did when I was 18. They even whispered to me if I used Botox or not and I said no never ever because I haven’t.. Honestly I really hadn’t noticed that I was still the same looking never really thought about it I did notice that I stopped from being angry so much because I was getting two indentations in between my eyebrows that has lighted up since but other then that I never noticed until recently… I’m super grateful and I hope my information helps others to do the same, I told my friend thank you of course… I know they weren’t being nice they were very genuine and they are not the only person who has said that to me ❤❤❤😊
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I'm so old (45) I remember when #420 was a deep secret that only the coolest of us high schoolers knew about. Even in college we could throw #420 parties, with fliers & the cops hadn't caught on yet, mostly. Once the group hit 100 people plus, the clouds would give us away, but with a good breeze it would have them running all over the place allowing us time to stash everything & when they found us & tried to be all serious, we couldn't stop laughing & then they'd get real upset & turned into t.v. detectives & we're all murder suspects. Ahhh I miss those days. The cat n mouse game was so fun... Peace y'all, be safe
Thanks for sharing, it is cool to hear stories from people who were smoking back in the day! ❤
45 old.😂😂😂
@@YourCreatorGod don't laugh, I'm super sensitive about my age & could break a hip shuffling for some Kleenex. Peace meanie.
I'm 49, if that helps you feel better 😊
@@thebagelsproductions It really does just become a number after 40, for me at least. Except for the grunts when sitting down, or getting up. The joint pains when the weather changes, troubles sleeping, I could go on. 45 or 49 used to seem ancient to me, now I don't feel much different except a calm, true (not IDGAF) but a, it could be worse to almost any situation. Peace
Here’s me thinking there are four hundred and twenty jokes on the video 😅😅😅🤣🤣
You're in the right place then 👍
@@davidsedio 😅😅😅
Same thoughts
😮
31 minutes in I was like "Man, these 420 jokes are all about getting high."
ok misread the title of this video...thought there was gonna be 420 jokes...lol...didn't occur to me it was jokes about 420...mybad lol
.....uhhhh what the fuck drugs you on???
Dido.. I KNOW !!!
SAME HERE🎉😮😊😅😂
Are you high?😂
@@malstar4505 lol not me but i wanna be
THIS IS 100% TRUE!!!!! One of my monikers is 2oz Titties...... My brother and I, with a group of friends, were going to an Ozzfest, XFest (for those in Indy at the time), an all-day, two stage deal, shit ton of bands. I tucked my ounce of weed under one boob, my bro's ounce under the other. Found a 'short' line being checked by a dude, and here we are to tell the tale of the Two Ounce Titties (don't ask where the glass piece was)
Love it 🤣✨
Where was the glass piece lmao.
Indica- Chill... Sativa... Up beat energy.. Hybrid.. Sit on the couch with couch lock and vibrate!
"Fat ankle meat in the air." - Aries Spears
😆🤣🤦♀️.
@@libratude9595 This had me rollin ..... 😂😂😂👏🏼👏🏼💯💪🏼❤️Thanks for the laugh friend 💯
I am not HIGH 😉😉 and laughed more then few times. Great work, got my subscription.
Lmao! The Neil Young “Don’t spill your bong water on me” was awesome
Waiting for a stop sign to turn green....fuck I've done that! 🤦😂😂
Me too. When purple haze was still the craze. I said damn this a long ass light.
My wife called me once, freaked out claiming the stop light she was at wouldn’t turn green, apparently, she was in an “edible “ time warp. 😂😂
I stopped a whole block away from a red light.
Meee to and I don't smoke 😅
Are you highly regarded?
Who's here blazin' away 🤣🔥🌲
👇👍
I Quit, and now I laugh
He'll, I live in WA state. Home of the cheapest and strongest weed in the world.
(Easily verified. We got $15 ozs.& there's no bad weed here. Who would smoke it? There's another shop 2 blocks down.😅😅
Hahahaha oh no! “What the f I come in the garage fo?” Hahahhaha
I do that one alllll the time, but it's ADHD, not weed
I've been suicidal my entire life (and I'm 53 yo)I laughed my ass off at that entire part.
@@aliciabrandt7889 it definitely was a relatable bit
Considering MOST current strains out there are hybrids, What makes you sleepy and couch locked is the color of the trichomes on the bud, not necessarily if it's Indica or Sativa. Clear and cloudy trichomes will produce more of a "heady high" while amber trichomes will produce a more "couch lock-like high". All stains have pretty high THC content, these days, too.
18:43 just realized this is a skit on 420 friendly jokes. Not 420 jokes in one hour.
48:47 this story reminds me of a time when I was smoking with some friends and a guy who had a hook for a hand. Half-way through the joint he used his hook as a roach clip and passed it around the entire circle🤣🤣
That's funny
Awesome 😎
See how herb can over come biases. Try that with any group say, passing a map & the clipped hook just is easier. Someone is going to get kurfuffled. Peace
I expected 420 jokes..not JOKES ABOUT 420..LOL!!! LOVED IT 😂😂😂
Tom left out the long sleeve flannel only buttoned at the top
"He Pulled Out His Eye Phone,
And He ONLY Had One Of THOSE!"
Funny As Hell
Anyone know who that comedian is? Had me laughing out loud.
One time I worked at the banquet at a golf course and two of my good guy friends worked the course picking up the golf balls. I remember one time they forgot their papers and came in and asked if I had some. I said no but hold on a sec and took them to the kitchen and made them a apple pipe 😂 they smoked out that apple all day 😂
Did that in jail
Flown across Australia on edibles also did that journey on acid.
Two bad ideas.
Two awesome, crazy flights. 😊
Jim always will be the🐐of COMEDY
😂really liked this short film!! More please!
It took me 3 jokes to realize, it was 4 20 jokes.... Not ... A complication of 420 jokes 😂😂😂
JOSH BLUE!!!!!!I I will always take his sticky change 🥰👍
Comedians before money are awesome. They fall off after getting a bag! KATT is the King.
THE MARIJUANA-LOGUES DUDE!!! 🤘
THAT "MYSTERY WEED" .
fokken shwag I tells youze
Never thought of DL as a hack until I saw that bit 😂 I guess he doesn’t smoke lol
Star budz is amazing by far one of my favorites and one of the best vibes ever
21:45 hourglass but / guy hilarious af
It was clever asf 😂
Where is that location at about 16 minutes in? Looks like a club from the 70's. Ahh the memories.😜
😂😂😂I must be a cowboy😂😂😂
I stopped at a stop sign high af one day like it was a stop light. It was a car in from of me, and I bumpered it 😮. This old head and his son let me dip. I didn't damage it to much I guess. I was stuck stoned for a few minutes at the stop sign 😂🛑. Being in your twenties is awesome
my friend from Seattle came to Puerto Rico bragging how he slipped pass TSA with his Rick n Morty vape and we're like... "try it with real weed next time"
Not tough.TSA isn't really busting for weed. They will take & toss it though.
Read comments before watching!
You're welcome. 420
Thanks!
I love the caption is over an hour or 4:20 jokes. When it's only a minute and 7 Seconds over
When does the comedy start?
godam narc detected.
I just couldn't wait to find out. Made it 3ish min. Lazy stuff huh.
@@BatkoNashBandera774these are 5th grade jokes dude. The performers sound MORE like narcs.
@@fozzsr as a stoner I'm highly disappointed, no pun intended. It was basically "I'm high, huh huh huh" *small laugh*
@@ChangeBegins9661 exactly I feel like the last time I wasn't high, half these guys weren't born yet. 😮💨
Damn Aries, all big girls sound like Lavell?😂 20:30
who's the guy at 6:14 ? i loved his set
I have not smoked once, and i am laughing.
Weed was my kryptonite back in high school while we was partying. Everyone looked like sexy gargoyles making eye contact. I panicked, but I couldn't stop laughing. I haven't done that S* in over three decades
Nobody cares
❤ much respect brother
Don't listen to the haters
Stay 420
@@KakarotC exactly!
@DameMiller-dt6hi it's hard not to listen when all they do is remind you of stupid teriyaki chicken and tacos, and girls saying you are rude! 😁
@@DameMiller-dt6hi wait, 420? 🤔. What is 420
Wishing editor's put name and date credits on these. Who is the person and when did they make this video? Please.
60 bucks buys a ounce that's a great 60 dollar vacation.. facts from golden Colorado
Recreational mj at a stop sign waiting for it to turn green! Is such a good joke
I thought this was gone be 420 jokes in 1 hour 😂
My gf and I were driving home from the dispensary. The street sign said "DO NOT PASS" so I made her give it back. True story.
I miss old Tom, before all the money.
Maybe he’s just in a ‘phase’ I mean success goes to everyone’s head-
Hopefully
comedian gatekeepers are not funny most of the time. thats why i go with owen benjamin.
@@alzychoze6591 🤞🏼🤙🏼
@@gnomoanarco3777big🐻
Damn poors
13 minutes worth of sand 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 22:50
I have not laughed once. And I am high.
Not everybody finds Comedians funny, even if they’re talking about weed lol
Damn lmao I came here to laugh while I get high 🤷🏽♂️
That's Good! That's Good!
See; The comedians are not only TALKING about being high, they're high - and NOW you all know how annoying YOU are.
I don't recall anyone asking
Probably cuz u suck😅
I was wondering how that got 420 jokes into one hour.
20.4
47 minutes you mean? Lol
They really let me get on the plane with my Vicodin , granted they were in my name but I don’t think they cared either way lol😂
I just took One toke off of a bowl with these two guys who had me watching a piece of luggage for them before we left on a greyhound. Like the next little bitty town that we went through they pulled over and had drug dogs come and go through the bus while we all had to get off the bus. I realized I should have grabbed my cigarettes so I'm the one that goes back in the back so I feel like I'm going to get blamed for planting something on them which they already had. But that could actually get us all off because nobody would be able to prove it. They weren't even worried that they were a lot more stoned out of their minds than me. And it seemed like the dogs alerted him as soon as they got to the back of the bus. The guys had it covered, they had beef jerky in their carryons hahaha
I thought that dude that couldn't roll was acting at first or super stoned but that was too funny
Does anyone know who the comedian is at 13 minutes? I can’t seem to locate his name. Thank you!🖤
i actually pictured a magestic pig on a horse lol
Love the Garfield reference
B O R I N G. AF! I kept waiting/wanting to laugh but I just COULDN'T! And I watched more than 18 minutes. Wow, I THOUGHT I still had a sense of humor, but I guess I just don't. Just made me feel sad because I really wanted/needed to LOL. Nope.
DL highly had be cracking 😂😂😂
Looks like might be close to 30 minutes before we r full
Should have just titled this “Marijuana Jokes”
Toenail fungus cracks me up.
Anyone else get annoyed by the guy giving comments during the big black guy from Virginia's set? Around the 34 minute mark? He would say something then a deep voice would comment...like it was a conversation between the two of them
OH MY GOD I FUCKIN LOVE ARIES SPEARS!!!!!!!
There’s a reason why i’ve never heard 90% of the comics in this compilation.
I’ve smoked weed everyday since 17 and I’m 46 now. I miss peoples faces melting…
What where you smoking? It wasn't pot lol
I had 4 pounds in my 80 z28 and took a wrong turn directly into an air force base. The dude let me enter and turn around to leave. I've never been so scared in my life. I can't believe he didn't see it all over my face. My buddy Eugene was with me in the passenger seat and was looking like John Belushi when they got pulled over in the blues brothers.
My initials are L.I.T. Of course I smoke 😶🌫️🌬️💥
After you suffer through this, if you like to actually laugh…BRINGING FUNNY BACK w/Craig Hamilton Bradley…. Best thing since naked aliens
That one guy reminded me of the time i brought up a point in a safety meeting. .... I suggested that they should invest in more comfortable toilet seats because i couldn't sit there for more than 45 minutes without my legs going to sleep.
Omg DYING 😂😂😂😂
Hi we all love your channel, is there any way we can donate a modest amount or start a GoFundMe??
Now that's funny!!!😂😂😂
Comedian talking about Calgary, where I'm from, showed peoplenthat Canada Customs are little people that abuse their authority to overcompensate for a small body part, or a grand canyon body part if female.
STOPPPPPP PLAYINNNNNNN 🤣😅😅😀😍❗❗💋
Canada follows in the footsteps of Uruguay, which became the first country in the world to legalise the sale of cannabis for recreational use in 2013.
Two American Bank robbers ,had just Robbed a bank ,in los angeles , and wee discussing where to hit next.
One turns to the other , and says " well there is no point in Doing any banks ,in the north of Boston.
Apparently ,aomeone caused the greatest stick up, years back... so therell be no topping that one.
Could use a chapter menu.
I'm getting some good laughs .
Love this 😀 420 comedy
Carpet angels 😂
When the F was pot a medical thing, it's a a revenue thing.
Huh?😂
Weed causing a little short term money loss with this guy!!
These comedians put me in depression.
Why?
Ever since this ditty stuff come to light I don't look at some of those guys the same
You can take ice but not water. At least that's what I was told.
I know he didn't have a set here but Jim Jefferies is the king!!!!
LOVE @JimBreuer!
Okay so, yes, that's what I'm doing. And while I'm laughing and vaping weed. It turns off and I open it to empty.
There's nothing in it.
TRUE STORY! (And not the first time!) ;)
Ima so dress as Jesus an go into church 😂😂👌
And just for the lovers of the herb who may not be aware there is indica there is sativa and there is also rudralis. Never have I sampled this particular delightful herb and I will give it the benefit of the doubt that it is delightful.
I'm high on my birthday and thought this was going to be funny. I laugh, I like laughing but gotta leave this at 11:13
Wbo.was the comic at the 37 min mark?
"Cause you write what you know!!!""
Potheads are math magicians!
24:30 Mr. Tibideaux?! Are you from SA cuz the Mr.T reference is *chefs kiss 😅!
8:43 gatfield!!!
I know im high...people walks by saying hi
Me(YES I AM😳😁👷IMA GO BUILD SOMETHING🏃
Let me jnow when you finish so i can get started again 😁
Hey you got any more jesus😅😅😅😅
I've heard of beat the clock but never beat the hour glass
Everybody grows. Grow up. Still a genius of situational comedy
Crazy assed dreams....
Nightmares not smoking!
😂😂😂🎉🎉❤ grounding barefoot on the root of an older tree or just earth (Earthing is the same thing as grounding)
When you put your skin onto the ground or trees just going outside in nature of some sort will help you to feel better… I have always felt my body enjoying fruits 🍎 more than anything I have ever eaten and heavy foods like meat, beans or rice make me feel like passing out. It’s very energy consuming for my body to digest food like that so I don’t eat really much I do drink a lot of water and coffee lol lots of coffee and of course cream lol… but I have energy all day unless I eat something heavy, I feel so good and I lost weight I’m happier now and I’m learning everything about anything on my own and found it exactly how I have been telling people to do for themselves because I feel that is the only way to actually know what is true for themselves for myself, experience and hands on experience is what makes wisdom and it also gives those around you to learn from your success so they can improve on what you have already achieved…and recently I had a friend from childhood meet up with me and I’m almost 42 in a few months, my friend told me I look the same as I did when I was 18. They even whispered to me if I used Botox or not and I said no never ever because I haven’t..
Honestly I really hadn’t noticed that I was still the same looking never really thought about it I did notice that I stopped from being angry so much because I was getting two indentations in between my eyebrows that has lighted up since but other then that I never noticed until recently… I’m super grateful and I hope my information helps others to do the same, I told my friend thank you of course… I know they weren’t being nice they were very genuine and they are not the only person who has said that to me ❤❤❤😊