“My Dad Is a Damn Snitch” - Comedians on Family

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КОМЕНТАРІ • 379

  • @tinamarietaylor3346
    @tinamarietaylor3346 11 місяців тому +218

    Jo Koy is one of my all time favorite comedians. The mom stories are hilarious!

    • @MichalRysz
      @MichalRysz 4 місяці тому +1

      😢❤❤❤❤❤❤🎉😢😮😅😊 za na progress w Polsce w latach
      Basla❤❤😂🎉😢😮😅😊❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

  • @geraldineanang7701
    @geraldineanang7701 10 місяців тому +88

    Joe Koy's story with his mum in the beginning made me laugh too hard. Our mums are awesome 🤣

  • @Loudkage
    @Loudkage Рік тому +230

    Nah the story Jo Koy was tellin about the shoe store was hilarious “you stoopid”😂😂

  • @tempellem
    @tempellem 10 місяців тому +101

    "..you know one language. You're stu-pedh!" 😂 Love it!

  • @whatsupwalbany9218
    @whatsupwalbany9218 Рік тому +454

    Joe Koy stories w his mother are always so funny! Props to his mom too solid hard working honorable woman who came for a better life for her family. Success!

    • @robo5013
      @robo5013 Рік тому +14

      You know his dad is a white Air Force guy right?

    • @kingayy9267
      @kingayy9267 Рік тому +7

      @robo5013
      Does that somehow negate OP's comment?

    • @robo5013
      @robo5013 Рік тому +4

      @@kingayy9267 Sounds like the OP is under the impression that his mom immigrated to America by herself for a better life for her family but she married a serviceman which is why she moved here. Even though they got divorced she got alimony and child support, so good job raising a family as a single mom but she didn't do it all herself, she had plenty of financial support.

    • @kingayy9267
      @kingayy9267 Рік тому +19

      @robo5013
      Money doesn't raise kind, healthy, successful children.
      Sounds like you're working overtime to avoid giving his mother credit. Weird.

    • @robo5013
      @robo5013 Рік тому +5

      @@kingayy9267 Weird you didn't see I gave her credit for raising a family as a single mom. Perhaps reading and comprehension aren't your strongest traits, that's why you didn't get that the OP assumed she immigrated to America alone.

  • @channingaustin
    @channingaustin 11 місяців тому +24

    I love Jo Koy’s momma!! She’s a bada**

  • @dreamoutloud2629
    @dreamoutloud2629 9 місяців тому +35

    My mom is puerto rican. Whenever mu sister and i would make comments about her accent she would always go, "i espeak a two languages. How many you espeak?"
    Every. Single. Time gahahahah

  • @kingayy9267
    @kingayy9267 Рік тому +67

    24:00 Ron Funches' delivery was hilarious!
    Loved the note his part ended on: "actually, that's pretty cool."

    • @maryrosekent8223
      @maryrosekent8223 7 місяців тому +1

      Ron Funches is a one-man giggle fest! I absolutely adore him❣️

    • @kittyonmydesk5532
      @kittyonmydesk5532 7 місяців тому

      Damn! I'm an autistic kidult but I don't have the means to be a fvcking psycho!

  • @Mayabee321
    @Mayabee321 Рік тому +211

    “My dad died a few years ago cuz my vision board worked” 🤣🤣🤣

    • @tarecahubbard-holt1630
      @tarecahubbard-holt1630 7 місяців тому +3

      Damn, that's cold. 😂😂

    • @aitzepe
      @aitzepe 5 місяців тому +3

      I shall try that trick myself.

    • @xfirstnightlovex
      @xfirstnightlovex 5 місяців тому +1

      I need detailed instructions on your method for building the board cause mines not working😒

  • @faith1780
    @faith1780 Рік тому +144

    “Diabetres” made me laugh so hard I almost spit out my food 😂

    • @kingayy9267
      @kingayy9267 Рік тому

      When I read your comment, I hadn't heard the segment yet and just reading it looked hilarious.
      "Scientrifically" "groogle.crom"

    • @therealjohnmace9488
      @therealjohnmace9488 Рік тому +7

      U gotta replace the cartridge in ya knee 💯💯

    • @powerraptor8637
      @powerraptor8637 11 місяців тому +5

      I can't stop laughing at the groogle part

    • @youmakemehappy7
      @youmakemehappy7 10 місяців тому +2

      ​@@therealjohnmace9488😂😂😂😂

    • @heyysimone
      @heyysimone 5 місяців тому

      I immediately knew who you were quoting when i read that and ive only just started the video

  • @Sindollx666x
    @Sindollx666x Рік тому +93

    Ron Funches is so goddamn funny.
    I grew up with a severely disabled little brother, so I can relate to his feels.
    My brother passed away in 2007, he was 3-4 months away from turning 23. I miss him all the time.
    I'm greatful to still have 2 more little brothers. They're from my Dad's second marriage, they are 10 (almost to the day he's born 9 years 354 days after me) & 12 years younger than me. Matty was born 4 years after me. So the gap was way closer.
    Matt our little angel, I hope you're resting well, or traveling and doing all the things your physical body caused you extreme challenges & prevented you from doing.
    ❤❤❤ - big sis

    • @NYCSphynx
      @NYCSphynx 11 місяців тому +6

      Very, very sorry about your loss. Keep being strong, it’s good to put it out there & speak about it

    • @erickflores2224
      @erickflores2224 11 місяців тому +4

      you made me cry hun. bless your beautiful soul

    • @katherinebrown5720
      @katherinebrown5720 11 місяців тому +4

      Thank you for sharing. ❤

    • @nikkidcoe
      @nikkidcoe 5 місяців тому +1

      I'm so sorry for your loss. 🫂

    • @Sindollx666x
      @Sindollx666x 5 місяців тому

      Thank you all for the beautiful comments I appreciate it!♥️

  • @oggy1485
    @oggy1485 9 місяців тому +27

    Lol the kevin hart one with holy water. Looks like she agrees with kat williams 😂😂

  • @mamakat7176
    @mamakat7176 11 місяців тому +24

    21:51 I just found the live action Cleveland Brown and he described Cleveland Jr Perfectly😂😂😂😂😂

  • @suzannenichols6900
    @suzannenichols6900 11 місяців тому +33

    The 'Ashley Davidson' and the rest of her Mom stories had me ROTFLMAO.

  • @NiaTurner-w7e
    @NiaTurner-w7e 4 місяці тому +23

    For those of you reading this comment, it's okay, it's normal to feel lonely sometimes, if you're going through tough times, keep trying, but never give up,

    • @Whealthy4u
      @Whealthy4u Місяць тому

      ❤❤❤❤

    • @nathanmace8186
      @nathanmace8186 16 днів тому

      Thank you Nia, thats just what I needed to hear today

  • @heatheralbert5404
    @heatheralbert5404 5 місяців тому +21

    I would like to thank all the families of comedians! ❤ Without you they would NOT be this funny!😂

  • @Jsqared-aka-justjenn
    @Jsqared-aka-justjenn 6 місяців тому +6

    This woman with her Momma, 😂 California story.... 😢 she's no idea 💡 how blessed she is. 😂😂😂 love from Texas y'all ❣️

  • @bl4kkLotus4Jesus
    @bl4kkLotus4Jesus 11 місяців тому +23

    Jo Koy and Ron Funchess are hysterical 🤣🤣🤣My mum always goes all out for Father’s Day my Dad is the Very bestest tho and we finally have some money 😂😂😂 Sabrina Jalees is one of my favorites!!😂😂😂

  • @KatomaFoxling
    @KatomaFoxling Рік тому +20

    Father's day sales...Home Depot, Sams club, Ford lol

  • @JohnTLyon
    @JohnTLyon 4 місяці тому +3

    Family... You can't live with 'em, you can't live without 'em!

  • @BlountedReality
    @BlountedReality 11 місяців тому +59

    Ghosts and goblins before fathers 😂 12:25

  • @SocialistBoomer
    @SocialistBoomer 7 місяців тому +5

    I love Jo Koi’s mom ❤❤❤

  • @Supernovareads
    @Supernovareads 6 місяців тому +3

    24:22 I feel this bit in my soul 😂😂😂 I have a 5 year old autistic daughter who only says 2 words which are NO and ALL DONE…so parents I’m sure you can imagine how much of our conversations go 😂😂😂😂 In deed a little butt head but i love her dearly 😂😂

  • @iamgroot1089
    @iamgroot1089 Рік тому +23

    Jo Koi be killin it.....thx for sharing

  • @TammeraFreno
    @TammeraFreno 11 місяців тому +29

    Joe Koy 😂 I love him❤

  • @dantetorres9644
    @dantetorres9644 Рік тому +33

    Young Kevin Hart sound just like Beetlejuice🤣

  • @LauraRibeiro-sj3ub
    @LauraRibeiro-sj3ub 7 місяців тому +8

    I would give my dad a card ( handmade) since I was 3 I think every weekend or once a week till I was 10. I buy my dad a gift every month, not ties etc I talk to him a lot, so I know the things he likes 😊he like trains, stamps and antiques. I search for them and get it for him. He has kept everything I ever made or purchased for him. 😢 that’s so sweet! Never knew my cards that I made as a kid was still with him. He’s 70 now 🎉 he loves music, same taste as me, so I downloaded and made him a playlist on his phone, he loves it! Next gift wireless headphones. ( he’s an engineer) a is very much like one, even after he retired. Still does his little projects at home ❤ I love my daddy and my mom too, but I’m a daddy’s girl😊

    • @nikkidcoe
      @nikkidcoe 5 місяців тому +1

      That's so sweet

  • @emmylene62
    @emmylene62 11 місяців тому +25

    Ali Siddiq!!! ❤️ 😂 👏🏻

    • @nunyabusiness3516
      @nunyabusiness3516 5 місяців тому

      That's the ONLY reason I clicked 😂. I see Ali, I click. Simple.

  • @LisaLisa-c2q
    @LisaLisa-c2q 10 місяців тому +7

    Mia Jackson bout slayed me😂❤😂❤
    Daddy fkd ip😂❤😂😊😊😊😊

  • @cwbintn8949
    @cwbintn8949 Рік тому +55

    I’ve never hit the fast forward button faster when Amy Schooooomur came onto my screen than I have in my life.

    • @alovecolour
      @alovecolour Рік тому +9

      Same

    • @captkill3304
      @captkill3304 11 місяців тому +11

      Thanks for the warning.

    • @MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis
      @MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis 9 місяців тому +16

      I don’t understand who is keeping Amy Schumer in business. I’ve never, EVER met a comedy fan who likes to watch her or supports her in any way.

    • @Golfer-js3xl
      @Golfer-js3xl 8 місяців тому +2

      SAME!

  • @danikahholdman2609
    @danikahholdman2609 11 місяців тому +7

    Threats O’ Violence 😂

  • @stacygorczyca2991
    @stacygorczyca2991 5 місяців тому +2

    I absolutely love Kevin Hart!

  • @ARTPROBLEMS
    @ARTPROBLEMS Рік тому +21

    THANK YOU FOR SAYING IT!! I've always thought that people with "broken" English most likely speak another language and get judged by these people out here that haven't heard another language, much less speak one.... ughhh.. the ignorance is strong with this one.. :/

  • @melfields310
    @melfields310 4 місяці тому +1

    So much talent, what a treat!!!! Thank You

  • @christinea1234
    @christinea1234 9 місяців тому +6

    I love jo koy the guy , just now hearing his jokes the rising generation z he is hilarious. Definitely want to see more of his stand up

    • @mikeday2393
      @mikeday2393 6 днів тому

      he's pushing 50 yrs old. his kid just turned 20. he's barely a millennial

  • @rodrigokels24
    @rodrigokels24 Рік тому +13

    The Pete Davidson bit is funny for ✨Reasons✨ now

  • @clorawilliams72
    @clorawilliams72 Рік тому +7

    MORE..PANCAKES..BEEEAAAACH!!😂

  • @davidcroteau7087
    @davidcroteau7087 11 місяців тому +9

    That cougar joke killed. I hope this is stamped on a timeline that was amazing

  • @samsonhendrixiii3308
    @samsonhendrixiii3308 Рік тому +36

    My Mom threatened to "Slap the Black Off of Us"... My Mom looks white, so we believed her... Since we figured, someone Slapped the Black Off of her 😅

    • @JysMe
      @JysMe Рік тому

      Lmao 😅😢😅😢😂hilarious my mama use to say this too

    • @rkms5606
      @rkms5606 11 місяців тому +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @princesswills2631
      @princesswills2631 11 місяців тому

      😂

  • @d.t.6072
    @d.t.6072 10 місяців тому +3

    Lot of great bits in this compilation.🤣

  • @bethebong
    @bethebong 11 місяців тому +2

    The lip plumper killlled meeeeeuuhh!!! 🤣☠️💕

  • @NetteJ
    @NetteJ 9 місяців тому +3

    Jo Koy is hilarious 😂 😂😂😂😂

  • @mofrowannabe
    @mofrowannabe Рік тому +5

    “I got’cho baby boy…” 💀 😂

    • @marsbarsxo
      @marsbarsxo Рік тому

      I read this comment just as she said it 😂

  • @doslover
    @doslover Рік тому +12

    I've heard the 'rotary cuff' joke at least three times now... as I'm writing this I've already forgotten what it actually is 😅

    • @helenl3193
      @helenl3193 Рік тому +2

      Rotator cuff. (I only know cos I broke mine!)

  • @Ladyluvjazz
    @Ladyluvjazz 3 місяці тому

    Needed this after long commute home work😂 comedy is always a great stress relief. Thank you for the laughs ❤

  • @BlueBerry-f6t
    @BlueBerry-f6t 8 місяців тому +1

    So beautiful I just got emotional

  • @alexiscarte5044
    @alexiscarte5044 11 місяців тому +7

    "Fathers" day should be at 20 considering i ask everyone ik about their family and ppl i meet as conversation. I know VERY few who were even kind of ok with the job their dad did

  • @khrysseaqi7970
    @khrysseaqi7970 8 місяців тому +2

    Oh man… I totally relate to ouija board dad! 💯😂❤️

  • @ScottieD813
    @ScottieD813 Рік тому +9

    "My girlfriend does a handstand and I just..." 😂😂

    • @kingayy9267
      @kingayy9267 Рік тому +3

      "The gayest move in the WNBA"

  • @michaelgiddings195
    @michaelgiddings195 8 місяців тому +2

    Good Stuff , Thank You More Please.

  • @LadyNprince
    @LadyNprince Рік тому +4

    What was my time?! 😂 My brother did crap like that to me all the time

  • @sashalanier594
    @sashalanier594 Рік тому +5

    My adopted mother threatened me with, "I'm gonna make sure you're never in a loving home again." Because i had an attitude. (Mind you not, she called me home to do dishes in the middle of me helping my older sister babysit, while there was older kids in the house capable to do it. They were just in bed in their rooms. Also, I had to go get their dishes out of their rooms in the process of it all. Mind you not, same way with other chores like feeding the animals on top of going to school.) I made their lives a living hell apparently and im not good off like they are😅

  • @hannahcrouch22
    @hannahcrouch22 10 місяців тому +2

    Middle of the video had me belly laughing

  • @MsDavis-xl6re
    @MsDavis-xl6re Рік тому +4

    😂😂😂 my mother jacks up words now too

  • @tammymavery
    @tammymavery 10 місяців тому +3

    4:04 Fortune Feimster. Hilarious.

  • @7Tajah
    @7Tajah 11 місяців тому +4

    those tween years are tough to parent!

  • @alloxxxsaurus
    @alloxxxsaurus 9 місяців тому +3

    The irony of pete avidson's mom - she was RIGHT!!!!!!!

  • @CaboniaBelieves
    @CaboniaBelieves Рік тому +6

    Yes Sam, this one is too real for the crowd. 😅😮😂

  • @leostallworth392
    @leostallworth392 5 місяців тому +2

    Everyone laughing speaks one language

  • @SocialistBoomer
    @SocialistBoomer 7 місяців тому +2

    Ali Saddiq is hilarious ❤❤❤😂😂

  • @dragonfly961
    @dragonfly961 11 місяців тому +5

    Oh man my stomach hurts from laughing. This one was epic.

  • @MrBuliths
    @MrBuliths 11 місяців тому +13

    It's not a surprise his mom is single... Just listen to some of these stories. Jo Koy's mom

  • @HulkBusterArmed79
    @HulkBusterArmed79 7 місяців тому +4

    I love Amy Schumer she's gorgeous and really actually funny 😁

    • @ICECREAMane1017
      @ICECREAMane1017 28 днів тому +1

      No. She "actually" isn't any of those things.

  • @cassandrarey8615
    @cassandrarey8615 Рік тому +7

    Who is the comedian at 22:50?

  • @colleenclements5715
    @colleenclements5715 11 місяців тому +1

    Thank you . . . I needed that💯

  • @PuertoRicanChuckles
    @PuertoRicanChuckles Рік тому +6

    Whoop Whoop! Much Love Y'all

  • @catherinereynolds9644
    @catherinereynolds9644 10 місяців тому +1

    Laughing out loud! Thank you☮️💜👽

  • @itstomatosmommy5098
    @itstomatosmommy5098 19 днів тому

    I can relate to the guy talking about his 10 year old who has autism. I have an 11 year old who is also on the spectrum, and he has definitely got a very interesting way of communicating his needs, and needs his own reality show. I love it! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @christinegelabert1651
    @christinegelabert1651 Рік тому +11

    MOST important and concise post here... THIS is a great bunch of comedians. Thanks for getting it all together! #NYGenXBIKERLady

  • @Angelofloveandhappiness
    @Angelofloveandhappiness 4 місяці тому

    5:33 this sounds exactly like the texts my mom sends me

  • @JemmaBirkbeck
    @JemmaBirkbeck 9 місяців тому +2

    Chris has a Bill Burr style to him I like 😊

  • @ElamiLounge
    @ElamiLounge 11 місяців тому +1

    Pickle was hilarious 😭😭😭

  • @tracyoconnor397
    @tracyoconnor397 11 місяців тому +11

    That first comedian doesnt deserve her mother. She sounds fabulous.

    • @ntwaha732
      @ntwaha732 9 місяців тому

      Yh I didn't like that part either!!

  • @renewashington9119
    @renewashington9119 Рік тому +10

    😂😂😂😂 full Blown diabetres

  • @TammeraFreno
    @TammeraFreno 11 місяців тому +3

    Pete!!!!😂

  • @miatorres91
    @miatorres91 8 місяців тому +3

    I love Joe Koy!!!!!!!

  • @jeremyhoover7926
    @jeremyhoover7926 6 місяців тому +1

    All funny. Lol the first girl

  • @renewashington791
    @renewashington791 4 місяці тому

    (Chris DeStafano) FULL BLOWN DiabeTrees 😂😂😂😂😂and GRoogle Dot CRum

  • @glendarashanna
    @glendarashanna 10 місяців тому +1

    Not she stole my childhood horror story 😢 still traumatized about my dad’s search history 😭

  • @daniyale2848
    @daniyale2848 6 місяців тому +1

    Ali Sadiq is hilarious!!

  • @jamiekensington1155
    @jamiekensington1155 4 місяці тому +2

    Mia jackson is FUNNY!

  • @geekdiggy
    @geekdiggy Рік тому +6

    marina franklin cracked me up and so did ron funches

  • @donHooligan
    @donHooligan Рік тому +21

    8:30 if you want to skip Amy Shummer

    • @pjwollum
      @pjwollum Рік тому +6

      I love her.

    • @donHooligan
      @donHooligan Рік тому +3

      are you a really crappy comedian who seems funny compared to her,@@pjwollum?

    • @osric729
      @osric729 11 місяців тому +1

      🙏

  • @ShieAyla
    @ShieAyla 5 місяців тому

    I'm a girl who was raised by my single mother. She was a nurse. If anything was wrong with ME, I would also ask her, and show her, health stuff. No one thinks it's strange because we're both female. Why should it be different if I was a guy? (My mother was a nurse practitioner tho, she wasn't just a school nurse.)

  • @ErinHussey-ue3rx
    @ErinHussey-ue3rx 2 місяці тому

    Whether you like it or not, alone is something you'll be quite a lot!
    Dr. Seuss

  • @lunaaurora7
    @lunaaurora7 3 місяці тому

    My stepdaughter’s mom calls it a roto cuff so she’s loosing letters 🤣🤣🤣

  • @nikiniang1991
    @nikiniang1991 11 місяців тому

    I got ya baby boy 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @HulkBusterArmed79
    @HulkBusterArmed79 7 місяців тому +2

    Pete Davidson is dry sense of humor funny but still funny 😁

  • @bigjim4429
    @bigjim4429 9 місяців тому +1

    I love Tom thakkur 😂

  • @AlexSmith-qu2kx
    @AlexSmith-qu2kx 11 місяців тому +2

    Mia Jackson got me falling off my chairs

  • @Amy-kr4tc
    @Amy-kr4tc 2 місяці тому

    All I can say… especially to Ron.. is YUP!!

  • @TerriYoung-n3n
    @TerriYoung-n3n 6 місяців тому +1

    Love

  • @ldkea05
    @ldkea05 3 місяці тому

    19:44 lol 😅this thoooooo lol

  • @BahKnee
    @BahKnee 8 місяців тому +2

    Broken family restaurant? I think that's a Waffle House.

  • @ChefVeeSuRae
    @ChefVeeSuRae 10 місяців тому +1

    Fortune Feimster does not look like her voice on the radio. . . . I was surprised this is her

  • @LadyFaTV
    @LadyFaTV 11 місяців тому

    I'm pickles and pickilina😂😂😂

  • @CharlotteJacquelineAnderl
    @CharlotteJacquelineAnderl Місяць тому

    Jo Koy always make me miss my Lola ❤❤❤

  • @hbeachley
    @hbeachley 4 місяці тому

    Pete’s mom clearly knew something was up. Look who he dates NOW!

  • @brandonlozier4404
    @brandonlozier4404 7 місяців тому

    That's what we called the computer room. Is that odd? Hmm. Makes sense too me.

  • @tinacole1450
    @tinacole1450 11 місяців тому +2

    Amy is so cute