Regarding the getting shit on by a bird skit, and it being good luck. Yea no way its good luck. When i was in the 7th grade i went by myself to get a hair cut for the first time and the lady jacked it up back. So i went to the store next door and got a hat to cover it up cause it was so bad. And i didnt even make it out of the parking lot before a bird shit on that hat and i had to walk home 4 miles with a bad hair cut carring a bird shit hat.
❤😂😂I'm literally explaining the same things pretty much to everyone, I'm a comedian and no one understands me bc they think I'm lying or something idk why when EVERYONE EVEN COMEDIANS are saying the same things as ME, a COMEDIAN 😂😂😂 IT'S FUNNY AF😂😂😂
As a person of color in America, whatever we do, we have to be exceptional to even be recognized as good. Even in the labor force. I'm a black woman that provides a service in predominantly white area. They accept mediocrity from my white associates. They tip them well and don't expect anything extra. I know the moment they see my picture they've already decided that their service is going to be poor. That's why I have to go above and beyond what my white counterparts have to do to get the tip, and the respect. Kamala Harris has been exceptional in her professional life! She has achieved goals that would take the majority of us a lifetime to even get close to. With that being said, that's not even good enough for them. And by them I mean the Republican party. It's sad, but I'm so happy to see so many rally around her! Let's Go Democrats!💙💙💙
The comedians have no control over the commercials and people are here to watch comedy and yeh, you can find some of the same/close too, content on other channels but sincerely, I watch several different comedy channels and I stopped paying for UA-cam Red, but all the channels have basically the same amount of commercials but we're here to laugh and watch all the different comedians so the comments I suppose should be about "them"💯
@@morganbeck402 it's all perspective, Just because YOU think something is not funny, doesn't mean it's not funny. it's just not funny to YOU. There are hundreds of comedians that I don't find funny, but that doesn't mean they aren't funny.
Jokes We're Thankful For | Stand-Up Compilation 20.11.23 0518am o, yeah, those midgets wouldn't be able to blow out those candles... maybe not even light them.
1:09:00 as a black American woman, I felt, live n wholeheartedly endorse this joke 😅 Also, adore (!!) Mark Normand's "Every (Anxious) Man" comedy style n Mike Vecchione's deadpan social humor. 800 Lb Gorilla has bludgeoned my brain with some brand new comics I love, including Adam Ray's "Read The Room" special I've been watching on repeat at nite time like ASMR for months. Other favorites: Ben Roy's "Hyena" n Kelsey Cook's "Hustler". Thanks to Kelsey, I'll never forget to avoid the Devil's Chocolate...
@@sisterstoys2935 I'll be honest, I thought it was going to be his yelling that turned me off Hyena. A lot of comedy stems from human caricature so I can't judge there. The start is rocky, but the second half is where I laffed the most.
Jokes We're Thankful For | Stand-Up Compilation 0504am 20.11.23 as a boring bastard i wholeheartedly endorse all jokes. as it might give me a boost at one of those: he's also a male (silent) dinner parties... p.s look like i'm, booking with nazi world airlines.
That bit about showing up to heaven with a group kinda reminds me of Sampson in the bible. Dude killed like 300 of his captors and himself at the same time. Must've been crazy
Was this intern day in the editing bay? What's with the vertical video to kick this off and then Sam Cambell has a circle around him? Am I meant to think I'm looking through a porthole on a ship?
I watched your videos alot before. Now someone got greedy with the amount of commercials I stopped watching as much. Similar content on other channels not as many commercials.
CatsNotes version: take three The caption ‘keep on exploring’, is a wonderful sentiment, but grammatically, and flow wise, less appealing. maybe try something more like ‘never stop exploring’ or ‘keep exploring’ to free up the subconscious so the eye can continue moving down the piece of art. ----- tread below for Erratic flight of thought for those of you who have no access to reading material you’re welcome How to control rant read at your own caution, but not necessary, because I put the tag lines/headline back up at the top for simplicity of making my point without dragging the story down. Now here’s the junkie ass drag down, unedited, and very poorly grammatically put because of my brain injury is still learning how to make the sentences perfect again and I’m doing speech to text so you know always irritating always instigating AI computer bots are always making everything unintelligible or always initiating trouble. Ha ha ha I like how simple you show the ease I’m having brain injury day sorry and speaking to text so anyway back to train of thought I like how you show the simple steps it takes to look like you spent all damn day, making a piece of art and I love that because it used to be back in my day Computer graphics and webs design even was like start after because it was so technically difficult to do even the most minor thing, but a professional just say because I did edit the college newspaper for several semesters as well. Also doing auto body auto electrical and premed and art and writing and children’s lit, and all jock things all sports, especially love playing with men in the sports way, but you may take it however you want it is a freedom of your mind to create the story using my inspiration you’re welcome and yes, this is a very long run on sat afraid if I stop talking I will forget what I was saying I do have ADD really really bad so sorry anyway back to grammar. Oh, I fucked this all up now happy New Year’s peoples. I don’t think I had any drinks but I think I did. I’m not sure ha ha ha ha ha because Im never satisfied about which subject I choose because I love everything ha ha ha ha ha but anyway.. the #grammargirl would agree with me; right @Mignon #CatsNotes version of what that ramble up there means is immediately because I am an editor and writer of the old-school type when literature and journalism and writing was really really hard to get into because the editors were so picky and you had to have so much public clips that you didn’t get paid for here and there before anybody would give you a chance for it just to write a headline so again now I ruined this - backstoried it to death - here we go again, one more time… #CatsNotes version: take three The caption keep on exploring, is a wonderful sentiment, but grammatically, and flow wise, less appealing. maybe try something more like ‘never stop exploring’ or ‘keep exploring’ without the word on in the middle. It is acceptable as far as common discussion like ‘keep on trucking’ but when your brain looks at the words and best opposed to hearing them when you’re speaking and it’s some time will stop in like wonder, what is wrong with this picture you know for a second or maybe if you can imagine your like computer loading and you’ll have some kind of apple wheel of death spinning in front of your eyes for a little bit which is distracting and it takes away from the simplistic beauty of the logo.
Jokes We're Thankful For | Stand-Up Compilation 20.11.23 0509am wow not to mention the dislikes... which is never tallied these days... 6190 views (not including mine) and 127 likes (including mine)... they keep redefining the sites lay out. maybe they should revert to old timey tallies and show actual likes, actual dislikes, views and those who abstain..................
@@PishtuYual He's not Middle Eastern, he is South Asian. Vidura Bandara Rajapaksa is from the island of Sri Lanka(formerly Ceylon) which like India, its closer neighbour (immediately above it) is in South Asia. I looked him up, because he's yet another unknown(to me) comedian, that I liked and would like to see more of. I love this channel and its habit of showcasing so many, relatively unknown, but funny AF, talents.
@@Bill-mr2oothere’s actually 262,000 subscribers, he was looking in the right place at 3.1K views at that time so you’re incorrect, nor is it in dollars, just sayin’😬✌️
Oh my goodness, Jackie Kashian is so funny. This is my first time hearing of her
hey thanks!! i’m tagged!
I.
Funny stuff. It's unfortunate that the close caption text is not accurate and is losing some jokes for deaf people because of it.
THANK YOU. My wife is deaf and I struggle to share much comedy with her.
At a time when we have marvelous female comics, this assortment lacks too many
The guy with the accent looks similar to Miley Cyrus. 😂
Regarding the getting shit on by a bird skit, and it being good luck. Yea no way its good luck. When i was in the 7th grade i went by myself to get a hair cut for the first time and the lady jacked it up back. So i went to the store next door and got a hat to cover it up cause it was so bad. And i didnt even make it out of the parking lot before a bird shit on that hat and i had to walk home 4 miles with a bad hair cut carring a bird shit hat.
That's a story that'll go over good on stage
🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
First 2 comedians sucked
Dane Baptiste, you are the weakest link .
Talent pool is deep on 800PGM
Jackie Kashian has one of the smartest routines I have heard in a while. I hope she keeps getting her $2000 gigs.
Hopefully she learned to ask for more
Is anyone just excited we get to watch MORE comedy?! Best Wednesday night in with my rabbits possible! But also, where else would I be?
1:38 this, this is literally my life. My parents have a great relationship, it fucka me up bad bad
u can be any____ 🤣😂🤣😂
❤😂😂I'm literally explaining the same things pretty much to everyone, I'm a comedian and no one understands me bc they think I'm lying or something idk why when EVERYONE EVEN COMEDIANS are saying the same things as ME, a COMEDIAN 😂😂😂
IT'S FUNNY AF😂😂😂
As a person of color in America, whatever we do, we have to be exceptional to even be recognized as good. Even in the labor force. I'm a black woman that provides a service in predominantly white area. They accept mediocrity from my white associates. They tip them well and don't expect anything extra. I know the moment they see my picture they've already decided that their service is going to be poor. That's why I have to go above and beyond what my white counterparts have to do to get the tip, and the respect. Kamala Harris has been exceptional in her professional life! She has achieved goals that would take the majority of us a lifetime to even get close to. With that being said, that's not even good enough for them. And by them I mean the Republican party. It's sad, but I'm so happy to see so many rally around her! Let's Go Democrats!💙💙💙
Thank you Ladies and Gentlemen for being here.
As a subscriber, i am glad to laugh.
And encourage.
Shalom
@108:00 He's wrong; there IS things that are part of Black privilege.
I hate to be "that guy", but Sam Campbell is freaking annoying.
The comedians have no control over the commercials and people are here to watch comedy and yeh, you can find some of the same/close too, content on other channels but sincerely, I watch several different comedy channels and I stopped paying for UA-cam Red, but all the channels have basically the same amount of commercials but we're here to laugh and watch all the different comedians so the comments I suppose should be about "them"💯
So there's a few short jokes and then an entire set of this British kid
He's probably the one who uploaded the vid 😂.
Sam campbell is an Australian kid. And It's only part of his set. you should watch the whole thing, it's very funny.
So upset about the British set he forgot the controversial American man’s even longer set right after
@@Mediocre_at_best If that clip is anything to go off of, that's clearly not true.
@@morganbeck402 it's all perspective, Just because YOU think something is not funny, doesn't mean it's not funny. it's just not funny to YOU. There are hundreds of comedians that I don't find funny, but that doesn't mean they aren't funny.
Melinoma Jenkins 💀
whats up with so few comments?
Jokes We're Thankful For | Stand-Up Compilation 20.11.23 0518am o, yeah, those midgets wouldn't be able to blow out those candles... maybe not even light them.
1:09:00 as a black American woman, I felt, live n wholeheartedly endorse this joke 😅
Also, adore (!!) Mark Normand's "Every (Anxious) Man" comedy style n Mike Vecchione's deadpan social humor. 800 Lb Gorilla has bludgeoned my brain with some brand new comics I love, including Adam Ray's "Read The Room" special I've been watching on repeat at nite time like ASMR for months. Other favorites: Ben Roy's "Hyena" n Kelsey Cook's "Hustler". Thanks to Kelsey, I'll never forget to avoid the Devil's Chocolate...
As a white guy, I concur. Except for the "Hyena". Too many stereotypes right at the start, I switched after less than 15 min.
@@sisterstoys2935 I'll be honest, I thought it was going to be his yelling that turned me off Hyena. A lot of comedy stems from human caricature so I can't judge there. The start is rocky, but the second half is where I laffed the most.
I'll give it another try then. Thank you.
This guy mumbles a lot
"It's the Truck That Spins"
Greg Warren is the best!
Who are all the jones?
Jokes We're Thankful For | Stand-Up Compilation 0504am 20.11.23 as a boring bastard i wholeheartedly endorse all jokes. as it might give me a boost at one of those: he's also a male (silent) dinner parties... p.s look like i'm, booking with nazi world airlines.
That bit about showing up to heaven with a group kinda reminds me of Sampson in the bible. Dude killed like 300 of his captors and himself at the same time. Must've been crazy
Oh my God! Man, I have not hollered out loud, laughing so much. This is great!🔥🔥😂😂
Was this intern day in the editing bay? What's with the vertical video to kick this off and then Sam Cambell has a circle around him? Am I meant to think I'm looking through a porthole on a ship?
I watched your videos alot before. Now someone got greedy with the amount of commercials I stopped watching as much. Similar content on other channels not as many commercials.
UA-cam is forcing commercials on content creators. Including those doing meditation and sleep videos. It could be Google's greed you're seeing.
Are they in charge of commercials? I thought UA-cam determines the amount of commercials they show on a video.
It worked, I just paid the extra $3 for UA-cam premium. Worth it for me tho
Buy premium and stfu
@isaackitone Google owns UA-cam
CatsNotes version: take three
The caption ‘keep on exploring’, is a wonderful sentiment, but grammatically, and flow wise, less appealing. maybe try something more like ‘never stop exploring’ or ‘keep exploring’ to free up the subconscious so the eye can continue moving down the piece of art.
----- tread below for Erratic flight of thought for those of you who have no access to reading material you’re welcome
How to control rant read at your own caution, but not necessary, because I put the tag lines/headline back up at the top for simplicity of making my point without dragging the story down. Now here’s the junkie ass drag down, unedited, and very poorly grammatically put because of my brain injury is still learning how to make the sentences perfect again and I’m doing speech to text so you know always irritating always instigating AI computer bots are always making everything unintelligible or always initiating trouble. Ha ha ha I like how simple you show the ease I’m having brain injury day sorry and speaking to text so anyway back to train of thought I like how you show the simple steps it takes to look like you spent all damn day, making a piece of art and I love that because it used to be back in my day Computer graphics and webs design even was like start after because it was so technically difficult to do even the most minor thing, but a professional just say because I did edit the college newspaper for several semesters as well. Also doing auto body auto electrical and premed and art and writing and children’s lit, and all jock things all sports, especially love playing with men in the sports way, but you may take it however you want it is a freedom of your mind to create the story using my inspiration you’re welcome and yes, this is a very long run on sat afraid if I stop talking I will forget what I was saying I do have ADD really really bad so sorry anyway back to grammar. Oh, I fucked this all up now happy New Year’s peoples. I don’t think I had any drinks but I think I did. I’m not sure ha ha ha ha ha because Im never satisfied about which subject I choose because I love everything ha ha ha ha ha but anyway.. the #grammargirl would agree with me; right @Mignon
#CatsNotes version of what that ramble up there means is immediately because I am an editor and writer of the old-school type when literature and journalism and writing was really really hard to get into because the editors were so picky and you had to have so much public clips that you didn’t get paid for here and there before anybody would give you a chance for it just to write a headline so again now I ruined this - backstoried it to death - here we go again, one more time…
#CatsNotes version: take three
The caption keep on exploring, is a wonderful sentiment, but grammatically, and flow wise, less appealing.
maybe try something more like ‘never stop exploring’ or ‘keep exploring’ without the word on in the middle. It is acceptable as far as common discussion like ‘keep on trucking’ but when your brain looks at the words and best opposed to hearing them when you’re speaking and it’s some time will stop in like wonder, what is wrong with this picture you know for a second or maybe if you can imagine your like computer loading and you’ll have some kind of apple wheel of death spinning in front of your eyes for a little bit which is distracting and it takes away from the simplistic beauty of the logo.
Awesome! I love the Dick Cavett story.
LOL I love Ben Roy's Alone joke hahahha i remember that series, poor guy lololol
😂
Danny Masterson must have watched this....... Daniella!?!?
Also, there's 3.1k likes and only 1.7k views😂
You tube math is garbage
127 likes now
Mine shows 3.1k likes still...
Jokes We're Thankful For | Stand-Up Compilation 20.11.23 0509am wow not to mention the dislikes... which is never tallied these days... 6190 views (not including mine) and 127 likes (including mine)... they keep redefining the sites lay out. maybe they should revert to old timey tallies and show actual likes, actual dislikes, views and those who abstain..................
Jokes We're Thankful For | Stand-Up Compilation 20.11.23 0554am John Heffron ben roy routine audience....
I've asked the question before about the target audience for car eyelashes so that was hilarious
I still giggle a little when they drive by. So... me, I guess. We can't all be sophisticated.
Jackie Kashian is my ytgirl twin. My 80+ years old, Black American patriot entrepreneur father is EXACTLY the same. Thank God we're not alone!
😅😮😮😮
"well that's shit doesn't exist" Dan Baptiste 😂
😮😊😮😮😅
Second guy sucks bruh
How tf someone wearing Vetements and not know how to pronounce it lmao 😂
38:00 and following
Why is this man not acting the role of Jesus in our films??
Look at him.
Because he's middle eastern... oh I see what you did there haha
@@PishtuYual He's not Middle Eastern, he is South Asian. Vidura Bandara Rajapaksa is from the island of Sri Lanka(formerly Ceylon) which like India, its closer neighbour (immediately above it) is in South Asia.
I looked him up, because he's yet another unknown(to me) comedian, that I liked and would like to see more of. I love this channel and its habit of showcasing so many, relatively unknown, but funny AF, talents.
Awesome
Well done Gentlemen
And Ladies
Well done.
Shalom
29 now
2.3 views... 3.1 likes... um. Yeah.
127 ATM
Jokes We're Thankful For | Stand-Up Compilation 20.11.23 0524am she woke up one morning and had pancreasomethingorother.
How are there 3.1K views and zero comments? I call b.s.
Give it a moment.
Bs indeed
There's just over $5,000 views you're looking at the number of subscribers
It was just added 8 hrs ago!
@@Bill-mr2oothere’s actually 262,000 subscribers, he was looking in the right place at 3.1K views at that time so you’re incorrect, nor is it in dollars, just sayin’😬✌️