HOW PASSIONFLIX’S GABRIEL’S INFERNO BROKE ME| BAD MOVIES & A BEAT | KennieJD
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Kennie: cw: romance
Me: huh? Romance?
Kennie:.. Romance = creeps, abuse, pedo, overall terrible stuff
Me: oh. "romance".
Romance (derogative)
Someone please write a novel about Kennie's toxic relationship with Passionflix, so it can be turned into a Passionflix movie. Skill level irrelevant.
_Her free trial had run out, and she knew she should run out too. She should get away, before her playlist was nothing, before it was brought to ruin by the passion of the 'Flix._
_The bad-boy streaming service glanced at her heaving bosoms and smirked. "Are you lost, babygirl?" he murmured, sultrily._
_And the gorgeous youtuber sighed dreamily. "No," she murmured, murmuringly, and she binged onwards._
@@cam4636 LMFAOOOOO THE WAY I SCREAMED!!! 😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@cam4636 LMAOOO I LOVE U
@@cam4636 I am deeeeaaaaddd!!!!
@@cam4636 The way this took me out 😭⚰
I know amnesia is such an overused cliche, but this is the *one* *time* that an author really should’ve just went “amnesia 💁♂️”.
Im pretty sure that he didn't even have amnesia 💀 Homeboy just _forgot_
That’s what I thought was going to be the case
It’s so confusing. All throughout kennies video I was like “does dude have early onset dementia??” 😂 why can he remember to be a professor but not this one girl?
@@Nr.1JoyFan I'M CRYING AT THIS LMAOO
All this was such a mess the man's brain said, "Remembern't."
Book Gabriel at least had the excuse of being drugged out of his mind when he met Julia that he just thought it was a drug fueled delusion/hallucination.
“Age ain’t nothing but a number but a prison cell ain’t nothing but a room with bars.”…😂😂😂
I'm using that one next time somebody tells me age ain't nothing but a number again 🤣
I love that!!!
And the electric chair is just a spicy throne🤷🏻😅
Quotable kennie😂
So, the dude just had VERY bad memory? Like, no amnesia, no accident, no mental health issue? Nothing? He literally just forgot... What in the actual fuck
People are talking about how in the book he only met her once and he was drunk doing a bunch of drugs so he didn't think she was real.
Same. Since there was no "actual" amnesia, I came to the conclusion that he's one of those guys who want to be your first kiss, first lay, and then forget you exist. And do it to any girl young enough. Ugh, gross.
RIGHT I KEPT WAITING FOR SOMETHING MENTAL HEALTH RELATED OR EVEN FUCKIN SUPERNATURAL TO HAPPEN TO EXPLAIN IT LMAO WHAT
This comment... cause I was waiting for Kennie to explain the memory loss 😅 meanwhile, the love interest is just not memorable
I was equally confused at why they NEVER explained his memory loss in the movie so I took matters in to my own hands and googled. Appearantly he was highly addicted to cocaine at the time and thought that this was all a dream.
“And her romance with-”
Me: The archangel Gabriel.
“Her teacher.”
Me: Boo.
A bigger miss than "Dirty, Sexy Saint" just being a mildly good dude
@@TheNumnutRandomness That one was misleading af.
🤣🤣🤣
I thought the same. Why can't we get mythical with our smut. 🤨
I recommend the book “angelology” by danielle trussoni it’s actually pretty good! & involves angels for my fantasy book fans!
Not me mixing up Passionflix with Pureflix and spending half the video wondering when a heavy-handed Jesus allegory was gonna be introduced-
Hahahahahaha i die!
I believe there already is one
It’s called Old Fashioned and…oh lord have mercy that is TERRIBLE
LITERALLY that's what made me click on the video lmao, I grew up religious and had to watch a lot of Pureflix movies at church and school, so since Gabriel is a biblical name and I interpreted inferno as hell, I was like "wtf how weird that I've never heard of this one, how could this be on Pureflix" 😭
@@TrueBuddhaCatI cackled
Literally, if I saw a scene of a woman opening a gift box to a requiem, I'd assume there's a dead animal in that box.
Either that or...
A) A lock of her own hair with her own address on a note.
B) A ticking bomb.
C) A piece of someone she cares about.
@@MTdaBlacking or all 3.
gabriel's inferno was originally a twilight fanfic so... explains the parallels to fifty shades of grey
It all seems to originate from Twilight 😭😭
Twilight REALLY , TRULY was a cultural reset
Atp everything is a twilight fanfic
@@scarlett-moriko1543 you can literally trace anything to twilight,the origin of all
This one too?! 😥
"I'm not your Beatrice (Bella/Anastasia/baby girl) anymore." 😑
I aM nOt YoUr TeSsA aNyMoRe
LOOOOL
And nice move to add Tessa 😂
@@deplamarijke2555 OMG,I was expecting sb to say it, LMAOO
Baby girl genuinely makes me physically cringe whenever I hear/see it.
Just whh
@Agent Bubble THATS BOTH BEAUTIFUL AND TERRIFYING, MY RESPECT FOR U AND YOUR PARTNER IS IMMENSE
I'm glad you mentioned the use of 'lacrimosa'. Mozart literally wrote the requiem for his own funeral. And then died in the middle of writing it. Every time I hear it on a commercial or something I'm like... this is not a happy song??
I always think “God could you imagine how good the rest of that requiem would have been if he finished it?”
It was already amazing.
I feel like this entire plot is just a super indulgent fantasy for women who fell in love with their best friends' older brother as a teenager and just can't *let it go.* I mean, Gabriel feels EXACTLY like how some poor, unwitting young teen would conceptualize a romance with an older guy, yknow? Except it's written by adults who should know better. Ew.
...I think you're on to something. It wouldn't be the first Wattpad/rebranded fanfic to get a movie deal
apparently it was written by a man lol
@@solitud3is_bliss even worse
@@solitud3is_bliss That raises more questions. 🤔
@@solitud3is_bliss oh god, that makes the scene with her as a teenager like... 10x worse. what the fuck
Kennie’s contacts are giving me “ I ain’t never seen two pretty best friends”
Edit: OMG thank you for the likes
Also "there is no such thing as a coincidence, the fact that you're watching this video means that we are energetically aligned"
@@BEngelbrecht97 👁👁“sorry- *AHHH* !”
giving very “but you already knew that🧿🧿”
Balance, baby
Where do you get your colored contacts?
I don't understand, why do all passionflix's creations look like they were filmed with a camera with a dirty dusty lens?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bruh fr 😂
Because their budget only allows for them to own one camera and it’s seen some shit 🥲😂
a e s t h e t i c
@@amys6987 Pray for the camera. She's seen it all.
The "please don't hurt me" straight up gave me chills in the worst way possible. How could they not see how scary that is?
the fact that "inferno" is Latin for hell so this movie is literally called Gabriel's Hell speaks volumes of the romance I'm about to watch you try and get through lmao
I didn't bother to look up the other books but since it's a trilogy, I expect they're gonna name the second book Purgatorio and the third Paradiso.
But yeah... it creates some pretty amusing side effects for the first two movies. :D
honestly i thought the story was gonna be like he’s doomed to fall in love with her than forget her and do it over and over his whole life and it was his personal hell to not remember his one true love but nah we got this shit 💀
@@peepeepoopoo69-420 we fucking missed out. This shit. This shit is GOOD.
Dude when he told her to kiss him goodnight and she replied with “please don’t hurt me” I swear me and Kennie were making the same exact face 👁👄👁 like I think the f*ck not that ain’t romantic
Bruh I just watched that part and same, wtf???
Right like😵, where in the world is that romantic. the fuck is that creepy shit , this sent me into my fight and flight🏃✊🏾 cause i want to square up and hit with my fist then run away 🙃 and call the police cause i felt touched and violated in many ways🤢
I felt violated and it didn’t even happen to me
To top it off he vomits on her. That’s just nasty 😷
The problem I have with Julia's trauma is that her reactions feel too overacted. She doesn't ever feel scared of him, it's just a knee jerk reaction. He could huff his breath and she'll be like "OMG MY TRAUMA! I FORGOT I HAD IT UNTIL NOW!". She's not scared of Paul or kissing Paul, but we're supposed to believe she's scared to kiss Gabriel? The man she actually wants to be around? He didn't even do anything to intimidate her! If anything, he was being drunk, adorable, and flirty! They need to learn how to write trauma better in books. If he did a specific action I would understand
For anyone who is going to watch this movie later, Kennie didn't mention this but during their "disciplinary meeting" at 17:41 Gabriel insults her intelligence and was in the process of forcing her out of the program. It was only after he realized that she was "poor" and was accepted into Harvard that he was like "Oh I guess she is kinda smart." How romantic 🙄
Wha-
What in the hol up???
@@brokensource2339 yeah he's like "I can see you're not very bright" just because she dropped her bag and has already sent an email that's basically forcing her out of her major. The only reason she didn't go to Harvard was because she couldn't cover the expenses. The thing that angered me the most is during the whole exchange she basically says nothing. Like you're just gonna let him ruin your future like that?
@@TimelessBunny she's just so passive the whole movie, passive isn't even the right word 😪
@@mutsawashemaregedze4394 She is the soggiest of blankets
As a note, when Dante and Beatrice first saw each other, he was 9 and she was 8. So luckily, later on when they fell in love, it wasn't creepy.
THIS relationship, however...
Like the author ruined an allegory of childhood love and made it on some pedo shit, wtf man
Exactly smh
Exactly, I only really learned about Dante's divine comedy after trying to read it and... Why fuck up such a MASTERPIECE IDEA with that shitty writing AND plot??
36:58 LITERALLY I was in a play of Aladdin where the actor for Aladdin accidentally said "I sometimes dress up as a SEA ORCHIN and roam the city" and the actors had to pause to try not to laugh on stage for like a whole minute.
"Gabriel's Inferno" sounds so wattpad-y 😂like it's supposed to sound cool but you just KNOW to prepare yourself for suffocating mediocrity
Perfectly said💀😭
"his blue orbs gazed into my soul"
Yup
"Suffocating mediocrity"........god I love that, and WILL be using it on a regular basis(with proper citation of course). ☺
it's supposed to be based off of Dante's Inferno I assume
No one can tell me that Paul and Gabriel don’t look the EXACT SAME. Like girl, at least choose the clone that won’t murder you in your sleep for breathing too loud 🙄
when she pulled up the photo of Gabe I thought it was the nice guy who asked her name lmao
💯😩💀💀
Right!!! And Paul seems like such nice dude.
Facts
@@thewokeagenda me too
TL;DR I explain why he doesn’t remember her:
KENDALL LISTEN- okay I have to explain, I read the first book a couple years back (did not continue the series it’s SO trash) but the reason why he can’t remember anything is cuz the man was BLACKED OUT DRUNK during all their interactions. That’s also why he was such a troubled youth the man was a straight up alcoholic lol. I guess that one sip of beer he had when she came out was supposed to convey that 💀
OH MY GOD
Also coke 🤣
"A tiny grad student" is the perfect description of every modern romance film protagonist.
Amnesia as a plot point in romance films is probably the backbone of our society 🚪🏃🏾♀️
literally
So true bestie
Amnesia and Enemies to Lovers
..... WE LIVE!!!!!
- Aristotle probably
Don't forget Secret Babies
The author is 71 years old. I can see how she has a totally different perspective of consent and power dynamics. All of that went totally over her head.
Not she, he.
the author is a dude
@@mychannel-rt2gn That makes it even creepier.
@@shellyscreation3339 Now it makes more sense
really? i read it was a twilight fanfic, which i guess is not mutually exclusive.
People really look at verbal abuse and call it “dominance”
"Age ain't nothing but a number and a jail cell ain't nothing but a room with bars"
THANK YOU
And the electric chair aint nothing but a spicy throne🤷🏻
Refrencing Dante's inferno because you want to make a dark sexy romance, but creating a 10th circle of Hell instead
😂👏
A golden comment
I feel like this was written by a teenager whose assigned reading in class was the Divine Comedy but they didn't read it and only got to the "list of characters" on sparknotes before then looking up Beatrice and ending up on someone's Tumblr page dedicated to the "love" between Dante and Beatrice.
Perfect description
@@primaryone3468 That or they played ~2hrs of the 2010 game thus got everything even more wrong.
At first, I was worried about the age difference, but then I saw the actors and I was like, "Oh, so she's like thirty, and she's going for adult education or something," but then they started in on all the "first kiss" stuff, so I don't even know.
What ever age she is, I already I can tell he too old for her anyways
@@tolor8180 she literally looks old af
@@acopperheart Now this comment is rude for no reason. She definitely looks old for the part she's playing but definitely not old af. I'd say she looks around 30 but if y'all think that's old y'all better not blink.
@@fatumsoare THIS
@@acopperheart I know 16 yr olds who look old asf and 25 yr olds who look younger than 16 yr olds. I’m talking character wise not looks, get ya mind out the gutter. Character knew her when she was underaged or barely legal, theoretically he probably in his late 30s 😭
I literally dropped out of a professors class because he was so into himself. But it was to the point where half the class was just him talking about himself and i was like “ma’am I’m here to learn chemistry”
"sir, this is a Wendy's" lol
My girl Kendall, she's a soprano, just casually singing Lacrimosa
"just shaking ass for the requiem" GOT ME IN TEARS 😂😂😂😂😂
I'm still hung up on whether that falls into the "big mood" or "weird flex but okay" category. Or maybe it's a Venn diagram.
the *chokehold* passionflix has on bad movies and a beat 😭
“I have a bad temper…”
*kennie in a voiceover* GAHHH NO
when I tell you I f%ckin lost it 😭
you know what is the ONE thing that would make this movie make sense?
Main girl is transgender and Gabriel is bisexual
He could've dated her before her transition and now after she transitioned he doesn't recognize her at all but falls in love with her again...
YOU PERSON!GET DAT AAHHH IN THE WRITER ROOM!!
you just made a much better movie in a couple of lines lmao
This would actually make it a good movie
Ok let's write this please omg
Better movie, but still change the whole "abusive drug addict man who like how young/innocent his date is" thing.
Gabriel’s acting is so reminiscent of “The Room”, like I’m getting very “I did not hit her! oh hi MaRK” vibes every time he speaks 😂
I had a math teacher who looked and sounded like that actor; I could never take him seriously, that vibe doesn’t work with a romance film (imo)😆
"You're tearing me apart Lisa!" But make it Italian.
@@firebender37 His accent, his tone of voice, the way he sounds like he's gonna cry in every line, it all comes together to make Italian Tommy Wiseau and its wonderful.
Passionflix is a blessing and a curse. I’m waiting on the sequels with baited breath.
Speak on it ✋🏾
fr such a curse but so entertaining
For real.
"It's normal to have coffee with your professor."
I had a professor who'd hit the bottle at 8am with us while we were drinking coffee. Great guy, hated grading exams so he'd leave a period at the end of the answer that was correct.
Hi I’m currently reading the book and in the present timeline Julia is 23 and Gabriel is 33 in the past timeline she was 17 and he was 27 and that’s not even the biggest red flag in the book so far in the chapter of the nightclub scene he straight up inner monologues that he’s taking them there because he was ‘confident he could control the environment’ I’m really trying to understand what makes him so attractive to Julia he’s been nothing but an asshole to her the entire time since she got to that school it’s fucked up
Julia straight up just has self-esteem issues and "helper child" syndrome.
This feels very 50 Shades of Grey. The virgin thing, the adoption, he’s rich, everyone gives him a pass for being an ass, then She gets upset before she enters the elevator and it ends
Ah, but he is Italian in this, which makes it completly different, dont you see!
It’s Twilight fanfiction
@@mandymac74 I was gonna say.... " isn't Gabriel's Inferno that other originally-a-fanfic published novel that followed right on the heels of Fifty Shades?? " 😅😅
Yes and that was weird but I could look in those eyes all day & night😍😍😍
@@29jgirl92 LMAO
That professor/student affair stuff always grosses me out. When I was 18, I went to a university my dad was teaching at and people saw my last name and thought I was his WIFE. I don't understand why people saw an 18 year old with the same last name as a 60 year old teacher and assumed wife instead of kid.
EW!!
Because they are stupid 🤣
I’m sorry that happened
Bro one time me and my dad (I was 17 at the time, he was like, 50) went to a garage sale and we introduced ourselves to the woman running it, and she immediately asked me if I was my dad’s wife??? Don’t even know where she got that, she never saw what our names were?? Like huh? What world are you living in where this is normal enough to ASSUME I’m his WIFE?????
@@tertain4795 dude same I was doing a signing and the registrar asked me if my dad was my husband and i very passive aggressively said that he was my father
I was 14
I rolled my eyes so hard as the video progressed with his behaviour that i saw my brain
Same. I rolled my eyes so hard i woke up my boyfriend🙄😅
I love how they decided to just depict Dante as a creep and ignore the fact that yeah, he fell in love but he was LITERALLY 8 YEARS OLD
Gabriel is 35 and Julia is 23 so....29 and 17....very creepy.
we love p*dophilia
A girl in my town married and got pregnant the same year by a guy who she met when she was barely 18. And he was 32. Her family and the rest of the town somehow think that was perefectly fine. My bff also met her bf at 18 (him also being 10+ years older). Is it a thing that is common with girls or? I know many girls like older men and I'm not about to virtue signal about age differences but like... Idk man. It do be kinda sus. They are a cute couple though. And I'm under the impression he's a really good guy. I'm not the one in place to judge anyway. Just food for thought.
@@nutella7162 as a 21 y.o. I can't imagine my 18 y.o. self falling for/marrying someone 10+ years older than me, the thought alone is unsettling 😳 but idk
@@hipsta26please I mean, I'm also 21 and in theory I would date people in the 19-23/24 age range. But I noticed when talking to her and a few other girls with older bfs, that the main reason why they like older guys is that they're more mature, experienced, have "better" (?) friends, stable jobs plus the looks. From one side I get it, but from the other I don't lol.
@@andii- its not pedophillia
Kennie putting herself through all this torture for our entertainment, everyone say "thank you Kennie"
Thank you Kennie
Thank you Kennie💔
Thank you Kennie🥲
Thank you kennie 😔😩
thank you kennie 💜
If Kennie makes any kind of merch that says “just shaking ass for the requiem”, I will buy it in a heartbeat because damn what a memorable quote
I do not think it would’ve been so bad if she was more like “yeah okay buddy, you’re gonna sleep and I’m gonna go home”. But they really decided to go with “please don’t hurt me”.
Also they never met. Julia became friends with his sister when he was in college and he never visited. They only spoke about him and she fell in love with his pictures. The day they met it was the first day they met and then he didn’t visit his family ever again. She kept loving him tho. He was also drunk and high of cocaine and he thought that she was a hallucination when he woke up the next day.
Oh damn u read the books
Is this how it was explained in the next series of the book?
@@mohamadfirdausbinmat2577 I read all thethree books and yes this is how they met
Still a better love story tha...oh wait, never mind.
Thank you so much for explaining this part of the plot!
they combined the "best friend's brother" trope with the "he's my professor" trope and somehow made it even more unsettling then those two tropes r by themselves 🤔
gorlie i am new to these halls what is wrong wi the best friends brother trope
@@fatimakhan4671 usually the brother is older and generally unkind to the protagonist until they become of age and "hot". which has weird pedophile under tones and a power dynamic in which the guy can get away with anything because the girl has been pining after him for ages think a local celebrity (at least to her anyway) taking advantage of a fan. of course in real life the situation is a lot more healthy (hopefully anyway) but the way fan fiction portrays it is just very toxic. but thats just how i view it hope i made sense :)
Gabriel:”I’m starving, we’re going to a steak dinner”
Me:”HELL YEAH FREE FOOD”
When he was nursing her back to health I legit thought he was sprinkling salt on her wounds 🤣 Like I was here thinking "Man, this dude is gonna rub salt in her wounds literally and figuratively lol"
As a grad student, that professor acts like its 1970 still with all the white man anger. That shit would absolutely not fly today because there's no way his scholarship would justify his actions. Edit: that isn't even touching the HR nightmare Kennie rightfully brings up a dozen times
Listen when he first went off on her in front of the class, that should've been when she got up, and talked to the Dean of the college/grad school program. after that shit in her house and him demanding she go to dinner with him that's when you say "fuck this" go to the university president and already have legal council/aid with you to figure out how fast he getting the boot.
and as much as I hate him, when his sister was like "She's my best friend be nice to her" he should've told someone cause that sound like she set him up knowing he was the professor and used his sister to manipulate him into a easy masters degree program. But again fuck him
So the movie is named Gabriel's Inferno because watching it is supposed to make you feel like you're in the ninth circle, far away from any sense of warmth, light, or real love
Haaaaah 😂😂😂👏🏼
You can add logic to that list as well
I wish I could like this multiple times 🤣👏🏽
I legit thought he was a fallen angel who loses his memory every few years lmao. When they let us know he was a junkie had me feeling very stupid 😂😂
if you cut out the part at the end where he recognizes her, you could probably just read this whole movie as she had a crush when she was younger and imagined the whole encounter and chased after him and he genuinely has no fucking clue what her deal is while she’s dreaming up these romantic scenarios with him. honestly would be more interesting
"please don't hurt me"
Kennie: "and then they kiss 😬😬😬😬"
are these movies even made by women because his carefully styled hair, good posture, bowtie ass drucula ass chriss angel fashion sense really isn't giving me domineering vibes
LMAO KRISS ANGEL
Judging by the amount of men keeping their jeans on _tight_ during sex, my guess is... nah 😭
😩😩💀💀💀
that stupid fucking bow tie at the start plsss
Women normally take part in the process.
Y’all, I did it-I found a way to make it make sense.
My man must’ve had undiagnosed prosopagnosia. In other words, face blindness. The reason he never recognized her was because he can’t recognize faces (at least, he couldn’t recognize them out of the context of where he first saw the person, and how they looked when he first saw them)
I doubt that was the intention of the movie, but it’s a cool, potential headcannon that would fix a lot of the problems lol.
No, he has no memories of her because he was high on cocaine for most of his younger years
It’s the only way this shit makes sense 😭🙌🏽
The angry noises of editing Kenny during their lame line deliveries is absolutely sending me 💀💀💀
In the book there's a 10 year age gap. When they met Gabriel was 27 years old drug addict ( He was high when they met, that's why he doesn't remember her) and Julia was 17 years old
17 and 27?!? Yikes 😬
Gross. But thanks for explaining don't really make sense still but at least ur trying to fill in all these blank spots
BAHHHHH! Arrest this man….Arrest this man RIGHT NOW
Somehow this made nothing better and made everything worse
Heeeellll to the naw
*Kennie shows clip of male lead's introduction*
My husband: "That's not a man... That's a wax figure."
@Agent Bubble 😭😂
💀💀
Your husband is just jealous this Italian guy is more handsome than him 🤣
@Agent Bubble No in everything 🤣
@Agent Bubble I know 😂
"I have a temper,"
*The last of Kendal's sanity audibly exiting the atmosphere in the background of the movie clip*
Him: "I have a bad temper"
Kennie: "gahhhhhh"
☠☠☠
Amnesia is not as romantic or exciting as how movies making it out to be. It's so uncomfortable and frustrating!! I got amnesia after complications after a surgery I had at 15 and I still randomly get memories come back to me 8 years later and I have no idea how much memory I still haven't gotten back.
“hehehehe don’t do anything for a man”
- kennie (2021)
a quote to live by ~
Gotta look out for yourself before some dude!
Amen!
that "please don't hurt me" sounded way too real
"age ain't nothing but a number but a jail cell ain't nothing but a room with bars"
when i tell you i LOST it-
Ngl Doe-eyed shawty looks like she BODIED her role. I don’t even know if that’s a good thing. But she did.
LMFAO WHAT
Fr fr
💯😩💀💀💀
Someone please translate this because I think I agree
The girlies lack nuance why is the only way for men to portray passion in romance movies agression. Like darn write me a poem or something 😗✋🏾
Right, give me a haiku or sumthin
I choked on my tea at the "BeeeeSAmeeee muuuchoooo" singing omg 😂😂
Someday I am going to write a fanfic or novel where there’s a teacher and student attracted to each other but the teacher refuses to start anything because it’s such a blatant ethics violation and they have more integrity than that. Let’s make doing the right thing sexy!
My recommendation is for a Lindsay Lohan movie called "I Know Who Killed Me" she plays a stripper that has psychic visions.
Yeah that shit's an acid trip
That and Georgia Rule. So confused with both.
Ohh, yes!
Kendall, please
That sounds like it honestly slaps, ugh i love her so much
Dude: I'm not good at resisting temptation
Kennie off screen: *raptor shriek*
This was so good
I had to pause because that was so funny
An amazing trip down memory lane into ruining many childhoods would be *"Another Cinderella Movie"* starring 15 year old Selena Gomez with the male lead twice her age potraying a high schooler. The attempt at comedy is hilarious. I genuinely think it would make for a great video.
i was yesterday years old when I learned that they have made like 4 more after the Selena Gomez one...including a country musical one....
AND HILLARY WAS 15 IN THE FIRST ONE...AND CHAD WAS 22. OMG.
Wait a damn minute I had no idea that the lead actor was 10 years Selena’s senior. What the hell
@@kristianb7619 you should watch trin lovell Another Cinderella Story movie reaction
EXCUSE ME HE WAS WHAT!?
This is why we don't romanticize bad things/red flags. Because Mr. Red Flags himself did and then...well this movie.
Have you seen the synopsis for “thirsty” (it’s a short film with jay Ellis and maya Rudolph)? It would be a quick bad movies and a beat but. It’s literally about a mosquito falling in love with a guy after tasting his blood.
what in the bee movie-
@@kathrynmoore524 OMG I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT😂😭
@@kathrynmoore524 lol I saw it on Tiktok. Some said it’s “R rated bee movie” 💀💀💀
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Omg humanity needs to die quicker
Kennie really threw that thang in a classical circle. 😂 Twerked some on a requiem. Dropped it low for Mozart.
I like to believe he would’ve appreciated it
I was searching for this comment lmao
Do you know the name of the song she was dancing to?
"This is the first series-"
Twilight, The Kissing Booth, 50 Shades of Gray: *Am I a joke to you?*
Just rewatching to see all the videos and I want to say this: if the person gets close to you asking for a goodnight kiss and your FIRST REACTION is going "Please don't hurt me"? GIRL, THAT'S NOT A RED FLAG IT'S AN ENTIRE CRIMSON PARADE!
The hair clips look like sweat drops in anime when the characters are stressed , which is weirdly appropriate for this movie
For a hot minute I honestly thought the thumbnail had been edited with those lol
Beatrice was nine when Dante fell for her. Nine. When my Italian literature professor told our seminar this, I immediately embarrassed myself by shouting, "Nine?!?" He just said, "Yes," and moved on. To be fair, I don't know how old Dante was at that time, but the implications here are full bore creepy.
According to Wikipedia Dante and Beatrix were born the same year so thankfully in this case there is no grossness involved. The movie on the other hand 😷
@@arsyoubae5092 OH THANK GOD!!!!
@@arsyoubae5092 But that don't make sense tho like if Dante and Beatrice were the same age why is this Gabriel's inferno series (that's supposed to be based on Dante's inferno) not have the main characters the same age too ? And instead they have this big age gap 🤣🤣🤣
Dang, you tryna accuse 9-year-old Dante of a crime he didn’t commit 😂 (although I know it wouldn’t have probably been a crime at the time)
Because it's also inspired by twilight firespawn.
You've sent me to my grave with that booty dance to a requiem. I ugly laughed.
"I thought i had escaped you!" Is KILLING me 😂😂😂
Dang, we love how there is a constant stream of media saying that it's a girl's responsibility to make absolute asphalts into decent functioning human being...
But seriously, as Jaidenanimations said in her video on relationships, you are NOT personally responsible for anyone's happiness!
Edit: hey, at least she didn't end up with him???
Unless each movie is going to focus on a different girl or some dumb shit like that, then there’s suppose to be two more movies, which means two more chances for this to end with them being together. So... Yay, I guess?
Remember, this is just part ONE. :(
Oh... oh no...
Sadly, this was a trilogy book series. That quite a number of people really like it... They find it "hot" and "intense". I don't know if I can say that I wish those people would read something else beyond the realms of Twilight and Fifty shades...
Oh my god the disclaimers keep on getting more creative and disturbing the more time goes on and i can’t handle how Kennie’s beats keep on getting better and better every week!
They really really do 😭😭😭
She really said "Trigger Warning: ROMANCE"
I'm Hispanic and Kennie's rendition of "Besame mucho," made me cry laughing. XD
"Sea urchin" had me laughing so hard! On a serious note, the whole inability to recognize someone is a trope that comes up fairly often in kdramas and it bothers me so much. Especially when they gradually fill in the blanks of how the characters knew each other in the past and there's just no possible way aside from significant brain damage that they wouldn't be able to know each other in the present (I think I rage quit Uncontrollably Fond because of this bs).
Oh no, another Twilight fanfic turned erotic film adaptation. Will this ever end?
Never
please dont give me hope
Kennie worked harder on her notes than it sounds like they did on the film.
It never fails to crack me up when a cheesy scene is playing and Kendall is groaning and mocking it in the background 😭
The founder of a passion Felix is Tosca Musk, sister of Elon. She is also the directed this movie and will do the other sequels. Says a lot, but also leaves so many questions 🙃
Elon MUSK?!
She's a terrible director. Some of my favorite movies are low budget films. Having a low budget is not an excuse to do a terrible job 😭
When you first described the twist I assumed he had some sort of injury-induced amnesia and thats why he didn’t recognize her but no he’s just dumb as bricks
Lol 😂
Petition for a full album of Spanish background songs sang by Kennie bc that was sooo funny omg 😂😭😂
A power play thing works for me but it loses me when it’s “take your rage out on me instead of someone else.” THATS just creepy. A whipping girl thing ain’t it for me sis
They could’ve gone down two roads:
One, Gabriel is an abusive pos who DOES remember her, but is pretending not to in order to manipulate her into his life again after they broke up six years ago because he was an abusive pos. The first part of the movie is him pretending not to know her and, during the second act, it is revealed that she knows him. They get back together, her thinking he is no longer the pos he was, life seems great. And in the third act, we as the viewer gets to know that he remembers her and this is all an act for them to get back together and we start seeing a bad side to him (with his anger issues and being generally abusive)
Second, he doesn’t remember due to a car crash or something that gave him long term amnesia (or something of the sort). It’d explain his anger issues, because he’s angry he doesn’t remember huge chunks of his life, and maybe have him slowly start to realize he knows her somehow but can’t exactly place her. Have the story told from his perspective on not remembering, maybe almost becoming obsessed with finding out who she is to him (idk if that’s something one would keep but it could be interesting). Also, reduce the age gap. PLEASE
AND YET,, THEY CHOSE,,, THE THIRD, INVISIBLE ROAD NO ONE WANTED THEM TO GO DOWN
I would actually watch that first one
Edit: then that requiem song would actually fit?? I don’t know how exactly but it just… does
God the second one would have been so humanising for both of them GOD!!
okay, I'm thinking of this film in a meta-level: if Gabriel is Dante and she is Beatrice, then she will fucking die, and Gabriel will look for her in hell, but he will be more focused on fanboying over his favorite author rather than looking for her
He's going to get distracted by Dante himself
When I started my Masters I was 25 and was the youngest in my cohort, the oldest was mid-40s. Unless the person went to graduate school right after undergrad, there's no guarantee of age. The author should have clarified for all the creepy reasons you touched on.
Kennie throwing it back for the requiem was everything I didn't know I needed.
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“He was left as a sea urchin by his parents” lmfao 😂