“He’s a pedophile! She was underage!” “He had true affection for her!” Um. Sir. SIR. That is NOT A DEFENCE???? THAT IS AN ADMISSION OF GUILT???? LIKE HUH?????!!?
and the ultmate gag is dante and beatrice were the SAME AGE in real life so the movie just lied on a famous author just for the plot about this bullshit. If a movie did that to me I would come back to life to beat someones ass
The classroom scene becomes even more funnier and awkward when you realise that the Historical Beatrice wasn't in love with Dante Alighieri. She only met and interacted twice with him in her life. The love is totally one sided and because of her passing at 25, she never read anything he wrote. She probably totally forgot he existed, yet in Dante's head she became the perfect muse.
They were also the same age, there was never any weird pedophilia stuff between them since the first time they met each other, I believe they were both like nine?? That's what gets me about this whole thing, imagine someone saying that Dante met Beatrice when she was a minor only to remember that Dante......was also a minor......because they were born in the same year
@@inthought02 I'm thinking no one read the book or even a cliffnotes version because you can't fumble the ball that badly when Wikipedia exists. So don't put this on Alighieri, you just wanted your male lead to lust after a minor.
@@ThexDynastxQueen hold up cause I read the book last semester for my western humanities class and my professor explained that she was a minor and I don't recall them mentioning they were the same age? If your right (and you could be) guess we got our wires crossed substantially
@@pixiestxNyomouf I hope you don't mind me replying but yeah, he did meet her when she was a minor but a lot of historians believe that the Beatrice Dante refers to is Beatrice Portinari, the daughter of a banker and that she was only a few months younger than Dante, but they were both born in the same year. From Wikipedia: "According to Dante, he first met Beatrice when his father took him to the Portinari house for a May Day party. They were both nine years old at the time, though Beatrice was a few months younger than Dante. "
THAT'S THE MAIN THING THAT CONFUSES ME. As an Italian, they make us study Dante a lot at school. And from what I remember teachers always specified that Beatrice NEVER loved Dante. The guy just looked at her from afar and said "yes das a good muse I love this girl" when Beatrice just... Minded her own business :,D That's so funny to me I'm sorry. The fact that here they wanted to make it seem like a "love story" when it's one-sided love is so funny. Also, as other comments said, they had the same age ._.
passionflix isn't even dedicated to editing. i'm convinced they only have the boom mic operator, the director and a camera person. We've invented a game when looking at these movies and we try to guess where they spent the budget. my guess on this one is they spent it all on locations and Gabriel's wardrobe.
It probably would have been more believable that Gabriel forgot about her if tripped over those apples he dropped. Why am I not surprised it's a Twilight fanfic? You're reason for continuing the movies is the same reason I continue watching Riverdale.
If there was any justice in this world Gabriel would have been the antagonist, and the love story would have been between the main chick, Julia, and the bland but genuinely good dude (Paul). Like can you imagine if she thought she loved this guy when she was young and naive, but then grew up and realized he was an emotionally abusive asshole and got over him. But then, as she started to fall in love with a new classmate, he reappears. Now he's an official authority figure in her life, still obsessed with his "angel" who he still infantilizes and attempts to control. And her scholarship depends on him... Just saying, sounds like a modern gothic romance/horror story to me.
Gabriel was doing a lot for someone who didn’t even REMEMBER HER for 90% of the last movie, like sir please go read your pretentious mythology fanfiction and leave us alone
i went on a whole rant about how prententious the book they picked to obssess over is! I majored in English, and I swear I rolled my eyes so damn hard. all the sexy Dante talk was the most pussy drying commentary I've ever heard.
The only way Passionflix can pay Kennie back for all this un-sponsored suffering is by making a movie about a UA-cam movie commentator/makeup artist who finds herself in a soul-consuming, one-sided relationship with the unblinking CEO of a terrible streaming service. She watches every one of his movies unironically and helps his business grow by talking about them in her channel. He is initially stoic toward her but eventually he does give in to her efforts and BLINKS, once, and then the credits roll. The title would be “Blink Twice if you Want Me” or some bs, Idk 😂 Edit: omg thank you for all the likes and kind comments 😂💕
Also why tf in that scene is he dressed like a middle schooler??? like I've literally never in my life seen an adult wear that type of shirt, It looks so weird on him lmao
10:34 "Dante met her when she was 18". Well if you're talking about the real Dante you're technically right. But you're missing the big point that he was under 18 too. They were both 9 years old when they first met and Beatrice was only a couple of months younger than him which is significantly less creepy than what's depicted in the film (it's rare that a love story from the 13th century is less creepy than one from the 21st century). If this is supposed to be a modern day relationship that parallels the historical Dante and Beatrice than why couldn't you make them the same age like their real life counterparts? Why'd you have to do this?
imagine taking a master's course - a MASTER'S COURSE - in italian literature and the teacher, clenching his buttocks as hard as he can, stands before you and announces that beatrice and dante could never have worked things out because beatrice knew where dante lived but never came to see him which proves that she doesn't care
I've said it before and said it again: Gabriel is an HR nightmare that would never get hired purely because no one would want to work with him or let him around the undergrads
@@ASCUMM011 We have this ‘blessing’ on Nepali what old people like to give to newlyweds/ married couples that, translated, says ‘’may your kids cover the hills around’’ and whenever I hear/ remember that ‘blessing’ I am reminded of twilight.
Also it was completely false ? All but 15 minutes of research have shown me a completely different picture of Dante and Beatrice than the one described in this bogus lecture like… She was EIGHT when he fell in love with her (he was nine, no pedo here we good) and no evidence seemed to show that she reciprocated his feelings at any points. They met 3 times I believe outside of the falling in love incident, once on the street of Florence where she said hello and HE DIDN’T EVEN ANSWER (bc he was overwhelmed, bot bc he was snobbing her but like she didn’t know), once at a marriage feast and the 3rd time I cannot remember, he describes all of these in great lengths in La Vita Nuova anyways -I haven’t read it yet. Beatrice was married to a dude called Simone de something, one of the most powerful man of Florence then and anyways she died 3 years after the marriage. It’s unclear to me whether of not Dante was married after her death or if he was fully married whilst she was alive but at some point he also got married. So basically, we can assume that Dante was at best a childhood friends to Beatrice who turned out to be really weird later on in life, that she wasn’t interested and was already otherwise engaged. Nothing to do with what they say in the film
Dante got led out of Hell by the Roman poet Virgil, acting on Beatrice’s request. Technically this movie should have Gabriel in a gay relationship that was set up for him by what’s her face, if we’re really going for the parallel.
Tbh at this point Kennie deserves a medal or award for sacrificing herself selflessly for us like that, watching this horribleness week after week just so we dont have to ✊😭 Edit: spelling, english is my second language
"We could have up to 12 movies." Kennie pauses to re-evaluate every choice she's ever made that led to this moment. I'm starting to enjoy the trope of students and/or student and teacher have obvious tension that makes things incredibly uncomfortable for everyone else in the class, and now I sort of want to write a story about those poor students. Like a group of them bonding over enjoying the drama.
Oh my gosh. Do it. I hate teacher-student relationships even if they’re of age- boy the trauma of accidentally having read stories with teachers having full on relationships with literal kids is something- but I’d read/ watch it from the students’ POV.
Girl i have a fucking twilight fanfic radar, as soon as he said that thing about her "virtue being safe with him", i was like ah shit here we go again...
Honestly, whenever I see the darkhaired, super-pale-bordering-on-anemic overslept-looking girl and the dark brooding man with the very square jaw I assume this is about Twilight. Happened with vampire diaries as well (although I know those books are older than Twilight) bc Elena was blonde in those books I think xD
@@xLiLlyx98 not to mention that Stefan from TVD has his hair styled to look exactly like Edward's. yeah the books are older, but you can definitely tell the people behind the show added some Twilight spice 😭
I honestly don't know if it's better or worse that the movie acknowledges the creepy/pedo start to their relationship, because it's a romance movie that I'm sure is going to end with them being together no matter what... So it's weird for them to bring that up themselves, and then gloss over it like it's just a petty lover's tiff and not an actual major red flag😬🚩 And the continuous way he infantilizes her, makes it seem like he really is just a pedo... And not just ""she happened to be underage when I fell for her🙄"", like they seem to be trying to justify it... Like nah, he get off on her being young and innocent 🤢
"Hm, how to get this girl back. Ooh, how about bringing out our mess in an academic setting in front of her peers, loudly explaining how I'm NOT a pedo because this ancient-ass poem I'm misinterpreting said it was cool 😤"
my thought was he basically groomed her. he was her first love, and close to her because of her bestie. he knew better. and to romanticise it is just as bad as when they tried to make the Aaliyah movie a star crossed lovers film instead of the horrific story of abuse that it actually was.
Or a Ken doll and Bratz doll. Like, if there were male Bratz dolls, my cousin didn't have them so her big headed Bratz dolls would interact with the Barbie and Ken dolls.
To be honest, as an italian who had to study a lot dante, his life and writings, hearing all that stuff about the relationship between Beatrice and Dante, is almost insulting, to dante, his writings and thoughts especially, even if they did it just for the sake of the film. And when you study dante you usually don't focus soo much on the Beatrice's part, it's unreasonable that they focus so much on them in a master (?) level class
I studied Divina Comedia in high school and we went so much deeper into everything else, barely touched on Beatrice... And, I repeat, I was in high school! Uggghhh
I love how the movie conveniently forgets that Dante and Beatrice were about the same age just to create this disgusting parallel between Dante and the pedo teacher
Probably for those who liked the movies after, that christian grey movie I keep forgetting the name of,kissing booth and many other trashy toxic "romance" films o.o ...oh and those who actually hate am but love to talk trash about them
The book series seems to be quite popular. Especially among the Fifty shades fans who praise the writings in these books. This made me think that these people only read Fifty shades and not seek out any better written books.
Kennie loves her fans so much she's willing to reduce herself to sunken cost fallacy in order to complete this trash series. We salute you, ma'am, thank you for your service :-)
@@lynndabbousi4566 girl bye most religious folk are some of the horniest people on earth and Stephanie Meyer literally wrote Twilight based on a wet dream she had 🤣🤣🤣
@@lynndabbousi4566 yeah and the guy who played Edward Cullen one of my celebrity crushes Robert Pattinson called Stephanie Meyer crazy for publishing a book about her sexual fantasy 🤣
"I bet her breath smells like boiled eggs" SENT ME. THE DELIVERY. THE EVERYTHING IM CRYING Love your videos as always! Also, all I'm saying is Paul is a little fruity. All the gays know the tea. Always. How we find out? That's our secret ;)
i watched the first movie a couple days ago and they make it very clear that she was 17 (or under) when they met. Bc she mentions that she started learning Italian when she was 17 bc of a friend, and then in the flashback, Gabriel says smth in Italian and she doesn't understand. So that told me that she was either 17 or under which... yikes
Can I just point out Kennie's vocab has been flourishing lately 👀 I dunno what it is but lately when I watch I catch a new word that I either didn't know or didn't use often. It's kinda nice
"This movie is irrevocable trash....and I will be watching the third one" Kennie out here really just doing the mostest for us all with Passionflix, thank God.
Wow, I can't believe they have a protagonist studying Dante's works and LOST the opportunity of naming the movies "Gabriel's Inferno / Purgatorio / Paradiso"
"and apparently he's just like 'well i can't read'" I'm WHEEZING also. "i don't know why anyone wouldn't choose kindness!!! *sob*" as though the most hardass doms i know aren't also the ones most likely to offer you a chocolate milk afterwards xD like babe there is a difference between roleplay and reality, but you clearly don't understand that because you're dating your professor instead of just buying a plaid miniskirt like the rest of us
That awkwardness in the classroom reminded me of an instance in college. 2 of my roommates, their friends, and I all ended up in the same History class. The professor was a fairly young guy with a wife and kid. He was like "the cool professor" to students. There was this girl that sat next to me who obviously had a crush on him. Very brown-nosey, always raised her hand eagerly. We never thought too much of it. One night, I think around midterms, we hear that she's had a full breakdown and disappeared. I didn't know until the next day when my job asked me to cover her shift. She had been missing for like a day after taking her truck. People started poking around and talking. And while studying, one of our other roommates, completely unaware of our connection to the class and girl, walked in and said "Hey, did you hear about the girl who's messing around with one of the professors? She had like a meltdown" They found her on the side of the highway later, but she never came back to class and the "cool professor" turned into such an asshole. It felt so stuffy in that class the rest of the semester. And at the end of it, he mentioned how he had "been offered a job in *insert another state's univ" and that this would be his last semester. The campus was buzzing. I had only seen these things on TV!
I feel like any contemporary romance novel will be related to Twilight and/or 50 shades. So I feel happy having done the essential reading/viewing of watching all four Twlight and all three 50 shades videos in the Bad Movies and Beat Cinematic Universe!
Btw I know that Breaking Dawn was split into 2 parts but let’s be honest in the Bad movies and Beat playlist you gotta watch them together. That’s why I consider them both one movie.
@@thatrantinggirl7376 I agree but everyone who discusses BDSM in their Twilight fanfic has to basically steal whatever misconceptions or plot points from 50 Shades because apparently 50 Shades was the first time suburban white woman learned about BDSM.
I am certain that there better written romance novels out there that deserve more attentions than these books... If only people seek them out instead of repeating the same type of books.
"It's supposed to be a romance, but it feels like a horror. So it comes off as a comedy." Hehehe! Now I can't stop thinking about Dracula, Love at First Bite.
Italian here and I just started watching, so I don’t know if you’re gonna address it later in the video, but iirc the Dante/Beatrice relationship didn’t work out because he was PLATONICALLY in love with her. But pedophiles are alright in this movie ig ☺️
It also didn’t work out because they only met twice: the first time when they were both nine and the second later on when they were eighteen and he responded to her greeting by LITERALLY running away because seeing her filled him with such joy. Mind you, he’d been married for 2-3 years by this second meeting. This man had a wife and 4 kids and they never even get a mention.
A wise soul once said "enemies to lovers only works when it's a gay couple, if I wanted to see a straight couple argue I would go downstairs at the dinner table."
Hi. Do you remember that mess "After"? Apparently there is a new sequel (hopefully the final one) it's called "After We Fell" I just saw it somewhere online and I can't believe they kept going with that. Also, can't wait for you to watch it. :P
"After" was the first and then there was another one that came out last year, I remember because Kennie made videos on both 😂 Now, I'm appalled to learn that two more sequels are to come, oh my God!
So let me get this straight, being intoxicated & your mind conjuring images of you messing around with a minor doesn’t make you a pedo? Like your mind went to someone underage, or just barely legal. Nah fam, that ain’t a good look
um.... so the implication of the orchard scene is that he totally would have continued a romantic relationship with a minor if she didnt run away thinking he abandoned her there?
In thermodynamics, dissipation is the process of transforming energy from an initial form to a final form, where the capacity of the final form to transfer energy from an object via the application of force is less than the original form the energy came in. If it doesn't matter what I comment, then let it be physics.
Please please please do The Matchmaker's Playbook from Passionflix. The guy from Psycho Stripper is in it, not as the main character, but still. I'd love to see your review of it.
I internally cringe thinking of the future, when I realize Twilight may be studied because of how influential it was on the romance genre (straight up published fanfiction).
I remember my second year of college I had a creepy professor who wore a bow tie like this character, he was married too. The university eventually fired him. I never got close enough to the guy to experience anything, but I knew he wasn’t on the up and up. So sad to say that shit like this does happen in real life where someone uses their position to push people into uncomfortable situations. And people will write it off as romantic, so sickening.
the real-life beatrice was a few months older than dante was and they met literally twice their entire lives, first at a party at her father's house when they were around 8 or 9, and then walking out on the street when they were like 17 or 18, and then beatrice died at around 25. lmfao as a lit major this is like. Painful. I could have taught a better dante class than this dude.
Also, idk much about Dante or Beatrice beyond the divine comedy, but besides her appearance in it, she’s not super important overall to Dante’s literature, right? Like it’s weird they’re focusing so much on Beatrice in a mastery focus on Dante?
I don’t know what’s funnier but knowly thought the same thoughts about both books/movie (yes I read them don’t judge me ) or finding ny ex fiancé is becoming a psychiatrist lol when he’s toxic and emotional abuser Chile
21:09 As someone who studied Inferno very extensively this boils my blood so I'm boutta Art People everywhere Lust is the second circle in Hell and it gets one very short chapter. The punishment is that all the people in it are blown around in a giant dark wind tunnel- because their sin was physical they are forever torn apart from each other, it also represents the whirlwind feeling of lust. It's like, five pages, maybe. The Sin Against Self is actually Circle Seven, Round Two, which is the Wood of Suicides (it was the 1300s so there's some messed up connotations). Beyond the circle of Lust, there's no discussion about it as a sin until you get to Purgatorio, which is the second part of the Divine Comedy and separate from Inferno. Did anyone who wrote this movie even read the book?
Thanks for the gift, Kendall. I rewatch everyday your Gabriel's Inferno video to see your frustration and I'm sure that frustration won't be less this time. Edit. There's a lot to unpack, but what I find hilarious is that you *know* , you just *know* everyone in that classroom *knew* they were talking about themselves bc, since everyone is studying about Dante, they know Dante and Beatrice were the *SAME AGE* and there was no pedo stuff in their story.
'I'm not an abusive asshole!' he screamed abusively.
Dumbledore asked calmly:
If he needs to say it as much, he probably is.
Correction: The asshole screamed abusively.
He exclaimed assholely
“He’s a pedophile! She was underage!”
“He had true affection for her!”
Um. Sir. SIR. That is NOT A DEFENCE???? THAT IS AN ADMISSION OF GUILT????
LIKE HUH?????!!?
I know 🤢 you'd be amazed how many people in real life actually believe that shit
and the ultmate gag is dante and beatrice were the SAME AGE in real life so the movie just lied on a famous author just for the plot about this bullshit. If a movie did that to me I would come back to life to beat someones ass
the craziest part is, there’s no parallel between the two because ole boy and beatrice were THE SAME AGE
Not when ur in college
@@oakeii it was a book and they were the actors..
The classroom scene becomes even more funnier and awkward when you realise that the Historical Beatrice wasn't in love with Dante Alighieri. She only met and interacted twice with him in her life. The love is totally one sided and because of her passing at 25, she never read anything he wrote.
She probably totally forgot he existed, yet in Dante's head she became the perfect muse.
They were also the same age, there was never any weird pedophilia stuff between them since the first time they met each other, I believe they were both like nine?? That's what gets me about this whole thing, imagine someone saying that Dante met Beatrice when she was a minor only to remember that Dante......was also a minor......because they were born in the same year
@@inthought02 I'm thinking no one read the book or even a cliffnotes version because you can't fumble the ball that badly when Wikipedia exists. So don't put this on Alighieri, you just wanted your male lead to lust after a minor.
@@ThexDynastxQueen hold up cause I read the book last semester for my western humanities class and my professor explained that she was a minor and I don't recall them mentioning they were the same age? If your right (and you could be) guess we got our wires crossed substantially
@@pixiestxNyomouf I hope you don't mind me replying but yeah, he did meet her when she was a minor but a lot of historians believe that the Beatrice Dante refers to is Beatrice Portinari, the daughter of a banker and that she was only a few months younger than Dante, but they were both born in the same year. From Wikipedia: "According to Dante, he first met Beatrice when his father took him to the Portinari house for a May Day party. They were both nine years old at the time, though Beatrice was a few months younger than Dante. "
THAT'S THE MAIN THING THAT CONFUSES ME.
As an Italian, they make us study Dante a lot at school.
And from what I remember teachers always specified that Beatrice NEVER loved Dante.
The guy just looked at her from afar and said "yes das a good muse I love this girl" when Beatrice just... Minded her own business :,D
That's so funny to me I'm sorry. The fact that here they wanted to make it seem like a "love story" when it's one-sided love is so funny.
Also, as other comments said, they had the same age ._.
Kennie is more invested in Passionflix movies than their writers are.
I have to say I laughed when kennie kept saying baby baby please 😭
High-key she's the best thing that happened to them lol
@@LunchboxLex fr. She is giving them free publicity and views. They need to write her some cheque.
passionflix isn't even dedicated to editing. i'm convinced they only have the boom mic operator, the director and a camera person. We've invented a game when looking at these movies and we try to guess where they spent the budget. my guess on this one is they spent it all on locations and Gabriel's wardrobe.
It probably would have been more believable that Gabriel forgot about her if tripped over those apples he dropped. Why am I not surprised it's a Twilight fanfic? You're reason for continuing the movies is the same reason I continue watching Riverdale.
If there was any justice in this world Gabriel would have been the antagonist, and the love story would have been between the main chick, Julia, and the bland but genuinely good dude (Paul). Like can you imagine if she thought she loved this guy when she was young and naive, but then grew up and realized he was an emotionally abusive asshole and got over him. But then, as she started to fall in love with a new classmate, he reappears. Now he's an official authority figure in her life, still obsessed with his "angel" who he still infantilizes and attempts to control. And her scholarship depends on him... Just saying, sounds like a modern gothic romance/horror story to me.
It's because that would've actually been a good movie that it didn't get made.
oooohhh it definitely gives phantom of the opera vibes!!
Write a book luv
And then what happened next????
That would be the plot if this mess was made in the 90s. Still a mess, but with more agency at the buffet instead of eyebrows.
Gabriel was doing a lot for someone who didn’t even REMEMBER HER for 90% of the last movie, like sir please go read your pretentious mythology fanfiction and leave us alone
Mhm
_dramatically drops apples_ This child I was in love with was a ghost all along... I will never love again
I second that, what a creep!
i went on a whole rant about how prententious the book they picked to obssess over is! I majored in English, and I swear I rolled my eyes so damn hard. all the sexy Dante talk was the most pussy drying commentary I've ever heard.
@@TheNumnutRandomness That reads like a line from an anime.
All the other students in Gabriel’s class watching the book discussion get weirdly personal and intense: 👁👄👁
I would’ve gone to the chair of the department immediately. I’m paying tuition for a literature class, not a relationship therapy session!
One of the many reasons why teacher student relationship is frowned upon. One of them messes up and the entire class suffers for it.
It’s giving ✨After✨
When i watched this I was like so they paying GRAD SCHOOL TUITION to listen to these two have a sexually repressed argument? ain't nobody got time!!
"Was he a p****phile?"
"No!! He had true affection"
‼️👁️👄👁️
Wha-, woa-, woa- 🤢
I am screaming twilight really unleashed HELL to the whole genre of romance. Stephanie Meyer will we know no peace 😭
😂😂😂😂
Please, every bad parody no longer has anything to do with Stephenie Meyer, leave her be 😂
@@gianinamorales8597 Exactly, the romance genre was trashy long before Stephenie Meyer came along
Fr😭😭😭😭💀🖐🏼🖐🏼🖐🏼🖐🏼
We’ve flown so close to the sun but for some reason we keep flying closer 😭
The only way Passionflix can pay Kennie back for all this un-sponsored suffering is by making a movie about a UA-cam movie commentator/makeup artist who finds herself in a soul-consuming, one-sided relationship with the unblinking CEO of a terrible streaming service. She watches every one of his movies unironically and helps his business grow by talking about them in her channel. He is initially stoic toward her but eventually he does give in to her efforts and BLINKS, once, and then the credits roll.
The title would be “Blink Twice if you Want Me” or some bs, Idk 😂
Edit: omg thank you for all the likes and kind comments 😂💕
you should be hired for passionflix would be a diss to say, so i say maybe netflix?
Oh my god this is utter perfection that needs to be created!!!😂😂😂
That title 👌🏻😂
Ma'am what masterpieces have you written as of late and where can I read them because ohmygosh, this is everything and more.
pleASE why does this not have more likes this is brilliant
Kendall: ''If he drops the apples I sweaaar.....''
Him: ''drops apples dramatically''
Kendall: ''LOSES HER SH*T''
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽💙💙💙
Also why tf in that scene is he dressed like a middle schooler??? like I've literally never in my life seen an adult wear that type of shirt, It looks so weird on him lmao
@@Baer99Z they tried and failed to make him look younger lmfao
10:34 "Dante met her when she was 18". Well if you're talking about the real Dante you're technically right. But you're missing the big point that he was under 18 too. They were both 9 years old when they first met and Beatrice was only a couple of months younger than him which is significantly less creepy than what's depicted in the film (it's rare that a love story from the 13th century is less creepy than one from the 21st century). If this is supposed to be a modern day relationship that parallels the historical Dante and Beatrice than why couldn't you make them the same age like their real life counterparts? Why'd you have to do this?
All I remember from Dante’s infornio is when he traveled through hell, that was it
@@taylermiller5736 In that case this is a pretty good adaptation. Really lets the audience feel like they're there too
@@cam4636 LMAOO
@@cam4636 bro ur comments got me CRYING
She deliberately made it pedo-adjacent
“I don’t understand why anyone would not choose kindness” TOOK ME CLEAN OUT
She says as if she isn't choosing the abusive creepy dude over the genuinely caring guy
She doesn’t even choose kindness herself 💀
I will pay for passionflix if and only if they get Kendall to record a featured audio commentary for EVERY MOVIE ...LET HER GET THE BAG !!!!
Yes! This! My broke ass would pay any amount for a Passionflixs subscription if that was a thing.
Same here! I would happily pay for passionflix if they did that (or just sponsored her in general)
I just commented the same thing. Her commentary is golldddd!!!! Just *chiefs kiss
I would too🙋♀️
Yall want me to send an email to corporate? 👀
There's no way Kennie gets to the end of this never-ending garbage fest of movies without a sponsorship 💀 they cannot do you like that
imagine taking a master's course - a MASTER'S COURSE - in italian literature and the teacher, clenching his buttocks as hard as he can, stands before you and announces that beatrice and dante could never have worked things out because beatrice knew where dante lived but never came to see him which proves that she doesn't care
I'm so uncomfortable with how he looks like he's hard into his mid-30s and she looks like a sickly 16 year old.
Sickly ???? Im crying 🤣🤣🤣
Brooo ^^^ 😭😭
oh he’s hard alright-
I've said it before and said it again: Gabriel is an HR nightmare that would never get hired purely because no one would want to work with him or let him around the undergrads
The reaction when Kennie realizes that this is a Twilight fanfic 😂😂😂
Twilight has so many sons. SO MANY. 😫
"Be fruitful and multiply"
- The Bible
"Ok"
- Twilight
😂😂😂
@@ASCUMM011 We have this ‘blessing’ on Nepali what old people like to give to newlyweds/ married couples that, translated, says ‘’may your kids cover the hills around’’ and whenever I hear/ remember that ‘blessing’ I am reminded of twilight.
At this point Twilight might have as many illegitimate sons as Genghis Khan.
@@ASCUMM011 The mormonism goes deep
And they're all horrible, abusive, toxic a-holes that people find soooooo charming for reasons no sane person will ever be able to understand.
The fact that in this film we're pretending like this level of explanation of Dante is in any way adequate to a university course is... PAINFUL.
I swear neither the characters nor the original author have actually read Dante and it drives my inner literature professor into a frenzy.
@@mst3kharris yeah weren't dante and beatrice born in the same year ? And didn't they only meet twice in their entire lives before she died ?
He will never work with children 😏🤣
@@conansglasses2645 yeah, they were both underage. They were both kids when he fell in love with Beatrice.
Also it was completely false ? All but 15 minutes of research have shown me a completely different picture of Dante and Beatrice than the one described in this bogus lecture like… She was EIGHT when he fell in love with her (he was nine, no pedo here we good) and no evidence seemed to show that she reciprocated his feelings at any points. They met 3 times I believe outside of the falling in love incident, once on the street of Florence where she said hello and HE DIDN’T EVEN ANSWER (bc he was overwhelmed, bot bc he was snobbing her but like she didn’t know), once at a marriage feast and the 3rd time I cannot remember, he describes all of these in great lengths in La Vita Nuova anyways -I haven’t read it yet. Beatrice was married to a dude called Simone de something, one of the most powerful man of Florence then and anyways she died 3 years after the marriage. It’s unclear to me whether of not Dante was married after her death or if he was fully married whilst she was alive but at some point he also got married. So basically, we can assume that Dante was at best a childhood friends to Beatrice who turned out to be really weird later on in life, that she wasn’t interested and was already otherwise engaged. Nothing to do with what they say in the film
the moment Kennie clocks this is another twilight fanfiction is just a cinematic masterpiece
right???? this story suddenly made sense lmfaoooo.
Dante got led out of Hell by the Roman poet Virgil, acting on Beatrice’s request. Technically this movie should have Gabriel in a gay relationship that was set up for him by what’s her face, if we’re really going for the parallel.
now that just sounds like the premise of your average CLAMP manga
@@nothankyou4752 how so? 👀
Tbh at this point Kennie deserves a medal or award for sacrificing herself selflessly for us like that, watching this horribleness week after week just so we dont have to ✊😭
Edit: spelling, english is my second language
And she watches majority of these movies MULTIPLE times just for us 😭✊🏾
You did good. Proud of you dude learning a 2nd language is really difficult.
Yeah. Watching Kennie talk about these trash films is Far more intelligent(and usually far more entertaining) than watching the actual movies 🤣.
"We could have up to 12 movies."
Kennie pauses to re-evaluate every choice she's ever made that led to this moment.
I'm starting to enjoy the trope of students and/or student and teacher have obvious tension that makes things incredibly uncomfortable for everyone else in the class, and now I sort of want to write a story about those poor students. Like a group of them bonding over enjoying the drama.
Oh my gosh. Do it. I hate teacher-student relationships even if they’re of age- boy the trauma of accidentally having read stories with teachers having full on relationships with literal kids is something- but I’d read/ watch it from the students’ POV.
Ooh great idea. I’ll then write a fanfic of your story and twist the genre to murder mystery. 😏
Girl i have a fucking twilight fanfic radar, as soon as he said that thing about her "virtue being safe with him", i was like ah shit here we go again...
Honestly, whenever I see the darkhaired, super-pale-bordering-on-anemic overslept-looking girl and the dark brooding man with the very square jaw I assume this is about Twilight. Happened with vampire diaries as well (although I know those books are older than Twilight) bc Elena was blonde in those books I think xD
@@xLiLlyx98 not to mention that Stefan from TVD has his hair styled to look exactly like Edward's. yeah the books are older, but you can definitely tell the people behind the show added some Twilight spice 😭
I honestly don't know if it's better or worse that the movie acknowledges the creepy/pedo start to their relationship, because it's a romance movie that I'm sure is going to end with them being together no matter what...
So it's weird for them to bring that up themselves, and then gloss over it like it's just a petty lover's tiff and not an actual major red flag😬🚩
And the continuous way he infantilizes her, makes it seem like he really is just a pedo... And not just ""she happened to be underage when I fell for her🙄"", like they seem to be trying to justify it... Like nah, he get off on her being young and innocent 🤢
"Hm, how to get this girl back. Ooh, how about bringing out our mess in an academic setting in front of her peers, loudly explaining how I'm NOT a pedo because this ancient-ass poem I'm misinterpreting said it was cool 😤"
It's worse, because that means they're aware and still kept going with it.
my thought was he basically groomed her. he was her first love, and close to her because of her bestie. he knew better. and to romanticise it is just as bad as when they tried to make the Aaliyah movie a star crossed lovers film instead of the horrific story of abuse that it actually was.
@@TheNumnutRandomness That's basically what it was.
It makes it so much worse because they didn't care enough to NOT make another film.
18:34 The face-size disparity between these two gives me "making your barbie make out with a Groovy Doll because you don't have another boy" 😭
Or a Ken doll and Bratz doll. Like, if there were male Bratz dolls, my cousin didn't have them so her big headed Bratz dolls would interact with the Barbie and Ken dolls.
To be honest, as an italian who had to study a lot dante, his life and writings, hearing all that stuff about the relationship between Beatrice and Dante, is almost insulting, to dante, his writings and thoughts especially, even if they did it just for the sake of the film. And when you study dante you usually don't focus soo much on the Beatrice's part, it's unreasonable that they focus so much on them in a master (?) level class
I studied Divina Comedia in high school and we went so much deeper into everything else, barely touched on Beatrice... And, I repeat, I was in high school! Uggghhh
I love how the movie conveniently forgets that Dante and Beatrice were about the same age just to create this disgusting parallel between Dante and the pedo teacher
Passionflix needs to pay Kennie. She's their Internationals Spokewoman at this point.
!!!!
"Grooming and SA" Why am so disgusted, yet still no longer surprised?
“He make a musty as dinner, and gave her some musty as flowers”😭😭
I literally scream laughed at “I’m not an abusive asshole”
I laughed and I quote..
"I bet her breath smells like boiled eggs"
End quote.... Kennie is hilarious!😂😂👏👏
I heard, “I bet her breasts smell like boiled eggs” and that also made sense to me.
@@mst3kharris still funny😂😭
THIS KILLED ME TOOOOOO
I DIED BRO
I heard breasts and I was completely okay with it.
This leads to an important question: who is the audience for movies like these?
Or is that a question that is better left unanswered?
Probably for those who liked the movies after, that christian grey movie I keep forgetting the name of,kissing booth and many other trashy toxic "romance" films o.o ...oh and those who actually hate am but love to talk trash about them
@@KamillsWorld And don't forget those who like the Twilight movies because this trashy movie is once again....a Twilight fanfic.
I mean, us right? The lover of bad movies, duh
The book series seems to be quite popular. Especially among the Fifty shades fans who praise the writings in these books. This made me think that these people only read Fifty shades and not seek out any better written books.
I think it probably for people who aren’t comfortable searching real porn
Every time we cut to him in class I'm just like "Why is wearing a fRICKIN BOWTIE WHAT IS HE A VALET???"
*agressive white napkin throw*
Right?? They're trying to paint him as this sexy, dark, brooding, manly man when he looks like a pissed-off server at Trulucks
Kennie loves her fans so much she's willing to reduce herself to sunken cost fallacy in order to complete this trash series.
We salute you, ma'am, thank you for your service :-)
I just lost it when she called him "dracula" then "nosferatu"
Right?? That joke has layers and I 👏 love 👏 it 👏
Imagine paying thousands of dollars in tuition just for the teacher and the teachers pet to turn the class into couples therapy
This just hurt my *soul* 😭
" I thought this was AP Lit?!"
When Stephenie Meyer wrote her Twilight series, did she ever expect that it would somehow bring forth many horny fanfics?
Based on the fact that Meyer is a member of the Mormon church, i'm guessing not 😂😂😂
@@lynndabbousi4566 That’s honestly the best part about this.
@@lynndabbousi4566 girl bye most religious folk are some of the horniest people on earth and Stephanie Meyer literally wrote Twilight based on a wet dream she had 🤣🤣🤣
@@Firespawnable OMG 😂😂😂😂
@@lynndabbousi4566 yeah and the guy who played Edward Cullen one of my celebrity crushes Robert Pattinson called Stephanie Meyer crazy for publishing a book about her sexual fantasy 🤣
Kendall's makeup always comes out especially fire when the movie causes her emotional pain 😭😭😭
"I bet her breath smells like boiled eggs" SENT ME. THE DELIVERY. THE EVERYTHING IM CRYING
Love your videos as always!
Also, all I'm saying is Paul is a little fruity. All the gays know the tea. Always. How we find out? That's our secret ;)
kennie bringing up the dinner theatre where she outsmarted old yt people will never become boring i swear
I'm new to this channel and I need to know this story please. Which ep do I need to look for, do you remember?
@@Natalie-tq1ol it’s her grwm from two weeks ago
Ah, yes. It's not ped-phili@, it's "true" "affection". Good luck telling that to the cops, the judge, the jury, and your future cellmate.
i watched the first movie a couple days ago and they make it very clear that she was 17 (or under) when they met. Bc she mentions that she started learning Italian when she was 17 bc of a friend, and then in the flashback, Gabriel says smth in Italian and she doesn't understand. So that told me that she was either 17 or under which... yikes
JAIL
The court is now is session everyone take a seat
I'm genuinely curious if Passionflix actually has an unironic fanbase at all?
I feel like they do but it's wine moms who read the books and thought they were perfect.
And also teenagers with high or toxic dating standards
@@flowersandcheesecake1710 Their dating standards aren't high if they think any of these dudes are quality partner material LOL
Wattpad writers probably
Can I just point out
Kennie's vocab has been flourishing lately 👀 I dunno what it is but lately when I watch I catch a new word that I either didn't know or didn't use often. It's kinda nice
Now that you mention it your right!
Yeah. I have learnt some words from her. She had me googling sh*t and also made me realize I need to extend my vocab.
Ikr I wish I could be nearly as articulate and could actually speak as good of English as her 😭
Taking it upon myself to learn tho
Omg ikrrr
To be fair nicholas, what we're seeing is an edited video, so kennie and you may have similar articulation habbits when it comes to casual settings.
That moment when she realized that this is yet another Twilight fanfiction. It was amazing
12:27 Girl. I feel like Gabriel is the first man I've seen in these sorts of movies where the Dommy McDommerson has pulled the Nice Guy (TM) card 😭
passionflix back at it again with a sequel nobody asked for
Something to laugh about while we recover from the panoramic
"This movie is irrevocable trash....and I will be watching the third one" Kennie out here really just doing the mostest for us all with Passionflix, thank God.
15:40 “he was ashamed of them if he were to have an angel in his bed”. Yep, he a PDF
"Now eat some cake and ignore how abusive this relationship is!" amg, it's Kennie again with the comedic timing of a god lmaooooo
Wow, I can't believe they have a protagonist studying Dante's works and LOST the opportunity of naming the movies "Gabriel's Inferno / Purgatorio / Paradiso"
The realization that this is a Twilight fanfiction!
God damnit everything gonna come back to Twilight lol
this has fifty shades vibes so i’m not surprised
"and apparently he's just like 'well i can't read'" I'm WHEEZING
also. "i don't know why anyone wouldn't choose kindness!!! *sob*" as though the most hardass doms i know aren't also the ones most likely to offer you a chocolate milk afterwards xD like babe there is a difference between roleplay and reality, but you clearly don't understand that because you're dating your professor instead of just buying a plaid miniskirt like the rest of us
Lmfaoooo I cackled hard as hell when you said "Well?!" RIGHT AFTER I SAID IT OUT LOUD🤣🤣🤣🤣
I just got up and I feel like garbage but I’m so excited Kennie!
*sending virtual hug*
What better then a garbage movie then? Seems fitting 😂
I was waiting for Kennie the whole day 🤧
It being a Twilight fanfic truly sends especially thinking of the fallen apples 😂😂
That awkwardness in the classroom reminded me of an instance in college. 2 of my roommates, their friends, and I all ended up in the same History class. The professor was a fairly young guy with a wife and kid. He was like "the cool professor" to students. There was this girl that sat next to me who obviously had a crush on him. Very brown-nosey, always raised her hand eagerly. We never thought too much of it.
One night, I think around midterms, we hear that she's had a full breakdown and disappeared. I didn't know until the next day when my job asked me to cover her shift. She had been missing for like a day after taking her truck. People started poking around and talking. And while studying, one of our other roommates, completely unaware of our connection to the class and girl, walked in and said "Hey, did you hear about the girl who's messing around with one of the professors? She had like a meltdown"
They found her on the side of the highway later, but she never came back to class and the "cool professor" turned into such an asshole. It felt so stuffy in that class the rest of the semester. And at the end of it, he mentioned how he had "been offered a job in *insert another state's univ" and that this would be his last semester. The campus was buzzing. I had only seen these things on TV!
I feel like any contemporary romance novel will be related to Twilight and/or 50 shades. So I feel happy having done the essential reading/viewing of watching all four Twlight and all three 50 shades videos in the Bad Movies and Beat Cinematic Universe!
Btw I know that Breaking Dawn was split into 2 parts but let’s be honest in the Bad movies and Beat playlist you gotta watch them together. That’s why I consider them both one movie.
Even 50 shades was a twilight fanfic so twilight is like the grandpa or whatever for all of this 😭
@@thatrantinggirl7376 I agree but everyone who discusses BDSM in their Twilight fanfic has to basically steal whatever misconceptions or plot points from 50 Shades because apparently 50 Shades was the first time suburban white woman learned about BDSM.
I am certain that there better written romance novels out there that deserve more attentions than these books... If only people seek them out instead of repeating the same type of books.
"It's supposed to be a romance, but it feels like a horror. So it comes off as a comedy." Hehehe!
Now I can't stop thinking about Dracula, Love at First Bite.
Italian here and I just started watching, so I don’t know if you’re gonna address it later in the video, but iirc the Dante/Beatrice relationship didn’t work out because he was PLATONICALLY in love with her. But pedophiles are alright in this movie ig ☺️
Also they were the same age when they met.
@@gabbyabbott4965 Oh, I didn’t know that. This makes the scene even worse: he’s a pedophile _and_ a bad teacher 💀
It also didn’t work out because they only met twice: the first time when they were both nine and the second later on when they were eighteen and he responded to her greeting by LITERALLY running away because seeing her filled him with such joy. Mind you, he’d been married for 2-3 years by this second meeting. This man had a wife and 4 kids and they never even get a mention.
@@idknamesarehard7119 also because we only have what Dante wrote it could be that they didn't even meet when or how often he says they did
A wise soul once said "enemies to lovers only works when it's a gay couple, if I wanted to see a straight couple argue I would go downstairs at the dinner table."
Kennie,
I don't think you realize how much we appreciate you. You duh besssss.
The dialogue in this had me in literal tears. “I’m not going to let you f*ck me” had me on the floooor
"Let me"??? Girl get your pepper spray and get the hell out of there!
this movie’s plot is unreal i’m cryinggggggg this is a new age camp
LMFAO THE TWILIGHT FAN FIC REVEAL WOW
Camppp that’s a way to describe it 😭
Hi. Do you remember that mess "After"? Apparently there is a new sequel (hopefully the final one) it's called "After We Fell" I just saw it somewhere online and I can't believe they kept going with that. Also, can't wait for you to watch it. :P
nope, there's one more movie that comes out next year
"After" was the first and then there was another one that came out last year, I remember because Kennie made videos on both 😂
Now, I'm appalled to learn that two more sequels are to come, oh my God!
@@cameron6119 dont make me cry please.
@@cameron6119 I, for one, am excited to watch all my favorite film reviewers lose their shit over these.
They're also doing a Hardin-centric prequel
So let me get this straight, being intoxicated & your mind conjuring images of you messing around with a minor doesn’t make you a pedo? Like your mind went to someone underage, or just barely legal. Nah fam, that ain’t a good look
um.... so the implication of the orchard scene is that he totally would have continued a romantic relationship with a minor if she didnt run away thinking he abandoned her there?
...someone get the body bag 🚶♀️
Man if I was in that class, it’d better be an elective so I can just eat popcorn and watch the show
In thermodynamics, dissipation is the process of transforming energy from an initial form to a final form, where the capacity of the final form to transfer energy from an object via the application of force is less than the original form the energy came in.
If it doesn't matter what I comment, then let it be physics.
I love that Julia's and Gabriel's other potential love interests are named Paul and Paulina lmao the creativity
Everyone thank Kennie for taking one for the team and watching this Dumpster fire movie
She deserves all the awards, attention and sponsorship from Passionflix 😂😂😂
My Saturday is never complete without Kennie and Bad movies and a Beat
Please please please do The Matchmaker's Playbook from Passionflix. The guy from Psycho Stripper is in it, not as the main character, but still. I'd love to see your review of it.
I hate that I’m getting invested in this brussel sprout of a series 🥴
At this point, kennie is Passionflix's unclaimed ambassador.
“i’ve gone this far down the hole, i wanna know where it goes. even though i know it’s nothing but a landfill” FBSJGBSK YES
my life could’ve been way different if i just wrote Twilight fanfiction. could’ve had book deals and all
My thoughts exactly.
You got time. Go for it.
I internally cringe thinking of the future, when I realize Twilight may be studied because of how influential it was on the romance genre (straight up published fanfiction).
Him not remembering her get's less bad if it's only for 1/3 of a book though. I mean it's still pretty bad but relatively speaking not as bad.
Side note because I can't believe I just noticed this, I think it's funny that their other "love interests" are called "Paul" and "Paulina".
I remember my second year of college I had a creepy professor who wore a bow tie like this character, he was married too. The university eventually fired him. I never got close enough to the guy to experience anything, but I knew he wasn’t on the up and up. So sad to say that shit like this does happen in real life where someone uses their position to push people into uncomfortable situations. And people will write it off as romantic, so sickening.
Oh my gosh I thought I was the only one who got acid reflux from seeing that damn bow tie 😭
omg there’s mozarella sticks at my dining hall and now kennie uploaded new vid. Best lunch ever😩
I love her so much, Saturdays movie night with kennie is a saving grace in my life 😭🙏❤
the real-life beatrice was a few months older than dante was and they met literally twice their entire lives, first at a party at her father's house when they were around 8 or 9, and then walking out on the street when they were like 17 or 18, and then beatrice died at around 25. lmfao as a lit major this is like. Painful. I could have taught a better dante class than this dude.
Also, idk much about Dante or Beatrice beyond the divine comedy, but besides her appearance in it, she’s not super important overall to Dante’s literature, right? Like it’s weird they’re focusing so much on Beatrice in a mastery focus on Dante?
That feel when you watch a movie, stop to think about it for more than 5 seconds, and your brain just melts.
The scene with Gabriel dropping the apples and then Kennie spontaneously combusting was pretty much the "don't redeem the cards" audio
I don’t know what’s funnier but knowly thought the same thoughts about both books/movie (yes I read them don’t judge me ) or finding ny ex fiancé is becoming a psychiatrist lol when he’s toxic and emotional abuser Chile
Watching Kennie suddenly realize this was another Twilight fanfiction was gold 😂😂😂
21:09 As someone who studied Inferno very extensively this boils my blood so I'm boutta Art People everywhere
Lust is the second circle in Hell and it gets one very short chapter. The punishment is that all the people in it are blown around in a giant dark wind tunnel- because their sin was physical they are forever torn apart from each other, it also represents the whirlwind feeling of lust. It's like, five pages, maybe. The Sin Against Self is actually Circle Seven, Round Two, which is the Wood of Suicides (it was the 1300s so there's some messed up connotations). Beyond the circle of Lust, there's no discussion about it as a sin until you get to Purgatorio, which is the second part of the Divine Comedy and separate from Inferno. Did anyone who wrote this movie even read the book?
Kennie you’re beyond the seventh layer of twilight fan fics, how does it feel? 😏
I actually love doing my make up along side Kennie, it’s quite fun to listen to her while putting my make up on ✨
Me too girl it’s like getting ready with your girlfriends and talking about whatever bullshit you’ve seen lately
Please review “Head over heels” with Freddie Prinze JR, it’s awful and great!
GIRL I FORGOT IT WAS SATURDAY. I was so happy to see this notif. Thank you Kennie for being my memento 😭♥️
Which webtoon is the character in your profile pic from?
He looks familiar but I don't remember where I've seen him 🤔
@@honeyanny_ He's Felix from Who Made Me a Princess!
@@taeri093 Ohh yeah, that's who it was!
Tysm ^^
Why do all of Passionflix’s “romance” stories boil down to Stockholm Syndrome with an Instagram filter slapped on it?
“Baby please, baby, baby please “ 😭😭😂😂
I FELT kennie's pain in my soul when she found out this was a twilight fanfic.
Thanks for the gift, Kendall. I rewatch everyday your Gabriel's Inferno video to see your frustration and I'm sure that frustration won't be less this time.
Edit. There's a lot to unpack, but what I find hilarious is that you *know* , you just *know* everyone in that classroom *knew* they were talking about themselves bc, since everyone is studying about Dante, they know Dante and Beatrice were the *SAME AGE* and there was no pedo stuff in their story.