I know that birds fly, grass grows and sun shines, but what do I do? *boink* I seriously don't know. *bonk* Do you at least know where I'm from? 'cause I don't. It would at least be a start. *It's Just A Burning Memory version of the outro sting plays*
the reason the town is so empty is because scout killed every innocent person in that town. all because in his eyes, he thinks he is fighting a war between his team and the blu team. he should not be trusted.
Let's be real, at some point or another, we ALL went into an empty map and tried reenacting at least one of the Meet The Team videos alone, just cuz we thought it'd be cool. EDIT: Yes. All of you. Every single one of you. Don't you dare deny it.
@@sacktheargonian They meant "lens", and it's at 1:02. Nice homage to the original where he punctuates the "hurt people" line with a full fingerprint.
Imagine walking to work and some random guy is screaming in horror at a sandwich for a minute then striking it with a bat
“The f*ck is wrong with this kid?”
@@CoffeeTheThird"eh, must be some tik tok crap, let em be... he'll hurt himself eventually with his stupid shit"
I'd join
And only after all these procedures he eats it
"finally."
Scout With Dementia: I have no idea who I am. Do you have any idea? Any idea at all? Because I don't.
That's just sad 😢
*Insert it's just a burning memory by the caretaker here*
I know that birds fly, grass grows and sun shines, but what do I do? *boink* I seriously don't know. *bonk* Do you at least know where I'm from? 'cause I don't. It would at least be a start. *It's Just A Burning Memory version of the outro sting plays*
@@DissedRedEngiereading the OP beginning then reading your comment made me laugh so damn hard for no reason
@@SgtPineBox Don't ruin it
After the incident, Jeremy has never been the same
The respawn accident?
@@applekhi3962yeah...some of them got...stuck trying to get through the tubes...
@@applekhi3962Some say it’s an eternity in there.
*[Teacher noise]*
Nah the 1987 incident.
The last bit with the team zoom-out having nobody but him is what _really_ got me 💀💀
God, tf2 but everyone is scout would be horrifying
Now it's just Fortress 2
Scout 2
(Because he's alone)
It’s amazing that the maker of this video was able to just videotape Jerma in his natural habitat
I like how you also included the smudge mark overlay when Scout bumps the camera.
the spy paranoia really gets to you after a while
Meet the lonely scout
1:12 missed opportunity to remove “Team” from the logo
I do think it needs to
Scout was gonna kill the sandvich and that makes me feel sad for it.
Heck yeah, me too. The Sandvich is even *less combative* than the Medic.
"Do you even know who you're talking to?"
_How ironic._
He found Medic's medicine cabinet
I'm glad you kept the detail of the finger print being left on the camera
"Do you have any idea- ANY idea who I am?" hits differently now
he's fighting jeremy durden
“Jeremy! They’re all gone! It ended 4 years ago!”
Jeremy, you have to let go.
The war ended 9 years ago.
This is what my mom saw when I was hitting air with a stick outside when I was 10
its like a animal documentary
That last scene goes hard
I mixed schizophrenia with dementia and I don't know if this is funnier or not 💀😂
I love how even the train isn't there. Implying it to is merely a part of scouts Schizophrenic delusions.
1:07 heavy would kill scout if he found out about this
Breaking news: Local Bostonian wins fight against invisible man after hallucinating on radioactive waste.
When everyone leaves the server and I'm the only one left:
Plot Twist: The Heavy is fighting with Scout, but Ubercharge made him invisible.
What is face in the first scene 😂 0:03
When you create a lobby and are waiting for people to join:
At some point Scout just turns into Scorpion.
It'd be hilarious if it was just "Fortress 2"
0:47 BRO IS HORRIFIED BY THIN AIR- 😱
i mean like air is terrifying
this feels .. a little too real to be just funny.😅
congratulations I suppose
(Amazing animating,all the little details are great)
1:09 average baki protagonist expression
Good to see my room mate from the Insane Asylum is still finding work all these years later
Take not the Devil's Mark (666)!
Nah thats scout fortress 2
Imagine if tf2 was this, all in scouts head
Call him the training scout
Even the train is gone
POV: nobody's on the hightower server
This what we all do when when we create server for first time
Meet the scout but there's only one character (Scout) and every server player limit is 1
0:56 i present *scout having constipation while being possessed*
this video predicted emesis blue scout
The Lore Of Depression
Would've been better if he was just straight up floating at the end, just being schizo gave him superpowers like the orks
the reason the town is so empty is because scout killed every innocent person in that town. all because in his eyes, he thinks he is fighting a war between his team and the blu team. he should not be trusted.
I think it would have been better without the sandwich, Imagine eating a sandwich but everyone thinks you're crazy.
1:10 when you have one character and you win the game
Ok this took me a while to understand-
Meet the team minus characters
Reference about Garfield minus Garfield
this but the door is bent and fucked up, and the place where the sentry normally is is a broken sentry bit
The truth behind tf2
me logging in to tf2 at 7am
scout should put on a fire suit and gas mask
I can relate to his solitude
Doug rattman
0:56 scout can scream with his teeth??💀💀
fun fact: he is armed and in your hometown
1:15
Herobrine: ❎
Heroscout: ✅
Ah yes, my favorite game
Fortress 2
The face at 1:02 is fucking hilarious
solo fortress 2
i thought he was just going to be in a rubber room, but this works too
team fortress without the team
*Emesis blue be like:*
scoutzophrenia
medic:here is our schizophrenia pills
pacient:eat you fisrt
medic eat the pills and the pacient disapear
he:
you just created a new language
@@WolfyGTAG sorry im not from where you think
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Team Schizophrenia 2
yea guys i have Schizophrenia
Meet the Jerma985
this is a bucket
Me playing in a abandoned server
Blud was fughtin John cena
0:06 I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT THIS CURSED FACE
All of that so he could beat a sandwich up and eat it.
Me playing the orange box tf2 without Xbox live
Poor scout, one of few times I'd ever feel bad for him
POV: The last TF2 player
Literally me playing fps games
ok since when was Scoutbrine a thing
Scoutzophrenia
I think this is canon
Missed opportunity to make 1:11 just "Fortress 2"
you know the comment section would not be nearly the same if the title was 'meet the scout but scout imagines it'
emesis blue lore
Scout Fortress 2
TF2 - TF2
The sandwich is the only real part💀
0:52
And now: *Scout being scared of his own hands.*
Or massage.
he's driving
He broke his fingers.
He was scared of his hands, and then next frame he is looking at his hand "Oh man that is beautiful"
*F I N G E R T I P S*
He's not schizo. He's just practicing for the real deal.
His audition tape
sounds very in character
K.
@@caiharp769
Scout being a dork
Meet the Schizophrenic
Meet the man who forgot to take his meds
In this case it's the Scoutzophrenic
@@broccolinyu911 damn you beat me to it
@@broccolinyu911dammit you stole my joke
The real question is did Scout take pills for this to happen?
*And did Medic give them to Scout?*
the sheer fact he was screaming at a sandwhich and killed it..
*sandvich
@@The_Artist_Officialits sandwich
@@retardedgooseNo, the item is a sandvich. Heavy does not eat sandwiches.
@@retardedgooseFirst of all the reason why he said sandvich is because thats how heavy pronounces it. And second who the hell asked.
@@retardedgoosesandvich
Bro frickin' flattened that sandvich in the end
And ate it after
@@rebb9890can't waste good food
@@rebb9890and his eyes rolled into his skull.
and he still ate it
When your entire team quits the MVM match.
Hello? Hello? Is anyone here! Hello! I need some help Over here wait where did everyone go?
1:07 i like this moment when he kills sandwich
Me to
and then he eats it
sandvich*
this is just scouts childhood he's pretending to be fighting because his brothers wont play with him.
Bad ending: hes really a schizo
Good ending: hes practicing
neutral?
@@TherealJ404 he's schizophrenic but gets proper medication and therapy?
Neutral ending: he’s faking a mental illness
Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines and brother, I've forgotten to take my meds
I'm a force-a-sickness!
Let's be real, at some point or another, we ALL went into an empty map and tried reenacting at least one of the Meet The Team videos alone, just cuz we thought it'd be cool.
EDIT: Yes. All of you. Every single one of you. Don't you dare deny it.
No
Schizo detected
Yes
true
no
damn, the attention to detail on his fingerprint staying on the ledge
What timestamp?
@@sacktheargonian They meant "lens", and it's at 1:02. Nice homage to the original where he punctuates the "hurt people" line with a full fingerprint.
He looks disappointed that the lens is there