Scout getting progressively nerfed into the ground, from "fixed scout being able to run", to "tomislav now crits scout", Then SCOUT EVICTION IN 7 SECONDS, and finally just fixing being able to play scout is really funny to me.
7:18 I love how it says “fixed” like scouts entire existence was a mistake they made and never bothered to fix for the 14 years tf2 has existed until now
Well do I have something to say about the equaliser (or if you want it to be luck based rock paper scissors does if you do the kill bind when you lose)
You mean the animation where Razorback is actually good but once again who cares, you get shot by revolver, or get Ambassador headshot even it deals like 102 damage at max, which is not instadeath but it brings you to critical health anyway.
5:03 New Weapon: The Kurwacka Headshots cause enemies to speak Polish + 80% Damage increase to non-Polish Speakers + Instantly Jarates on body-shot - 25% Damage decrease to Polish Speakers - No Random Crits
Welshwacka Upon headshotting someone, they are forced to speak Welsh until respawn +25% damage to non-Welsh speakers +60% localization speed -25% damage to Welsh speakers -Byth yn mynd i roi'r gorau iddi
sukabladwaka Upon headshotting someone, they are forced to speak Russian until chernobyl didnt detonate. +25% damage to peoples from another area of city +60% localization speed -25% damage to english speakers -КУБА(Комунизм У Берегов Америки)
>90 second afterburn penalty on engineer death I'm dying. Rarely does a video make me laugh all the way through, Jesus Christ, one of the funniest videos I've seen in a long time
“Pyro head added” Scout wasn’t afraid of a decapitated pyro head. He was afraid of an empty gas mask. They added an actual head for pyro. This means pyro is out there showing the world their new face, and none of the mercenaries are ready to open that can of worms.
The spy class was originally based off a glitch where a character would appear to be on the opposite team. Fixing him just removes his disguise, making him a really balanced class
7:14 this kinda reminds me of the "meet the scout" where scout is messing with heavy by interrupting his sandvich meal, now it's heavy punching scout with his sandvich meal.
4:45 "removed the spy from liberty" 😂 the way it's delivered, the way the spy reacts, and the way the bars and jail cell just come form no where is absolutely hilarious. Top shelf!
i love how some of the changes bleed over into future scenes like for instance, the spy doesn't backstab the engineer with the 90 second afterburn penalty because he runs purely with a revolver now very smart, i like
At 7:22 you see the attention to detail as there isn’t a scout in the character choosing since the one before that was that scout was “fixed” by not being able to use him
Specifically demomen, which means you're going to have like 20 stickies right below you at all times if this were actually implemented in order for them to avoid the afterburn. That or they're either not gonna play Demoman or they're gonna harass you into not playing engineer.
Construction notice ✔hitting buildings fixes and upgrades them ✔30% more firing speed ✔25%less melee damage taken on wearer ❌15%slower movement on deploy ❌25% less damage When worn allows you to do the "pootis spencer" leaving behind a calling card
"Added THE DAMAGE, fixed THE SPY" always make me cackle like a fiend. Something about the simple blunt intonation and the utter mystique of the patch note is HILARIOUS
6:40 “However, to offset this, there is a 90 second afterburn penalty on engineer death” Snipers that have Darwin’s Danger Shield equipped: I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you.
6:40 I love how Spy uses his revolver to kill Engie now instead of the knife specifically because the previous fix stated that the class can only use the revolver from now on.
Spy no long uber build slightly better to do this with a lot more people in a car and then the right person to be a new car driver for a long period and a few years back to do the job of the same car driver in a few months or months and you can see that the right way is to be able and then to do the right things and then get the best fuel for a good price for the same reason you have to pay the same amount as the right time and the same as you can see on this site in a year and you are going through the right way to do the right way
I have no idea how casual players like me were ever able to enjoy Team Fortress 2 before the Heavy Update. Matches being allowed to start has completely transformed the entire experience for me, and I can't quite put my feelings into words.
Why Heavy you must hurt Pyro ? Its updates fault. Hes nice guy similar to how quincy in btd6 is nice guy. I dont play TF 2 now a entire Year because bot issues.
7:40 I thought the punchline was going to be that, once the second sniper got a red dot on his gun, he would taunt, but the dot was just the opposing sniper’s laser, and he would get shot. Then the opposing sniper would taunt and get the cosmetics
4:18 Heavy, Spy, Scout, DemoMan, Medic, Sniper, Engineer, Pyro, Soldier, Gandalf The Grey, Gandalf The White, "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black knight, Benito Mussolinni, The Blue Meanie, Cowboy Curtis, Jambie the Genie, Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Lo-Pan, Super-Man, every single Power-Ranger, Bill S. Preston, Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock and Haul Holgan.
this is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny Good menn Bad menn And explosions As far as the eye can see And only one will survive now ( i wonder who will it be ) This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
A heavy update would still be the fuck you scout update because heavy destroys scouts most of the time, like how jungle inferno was the “fuck you spy” because everyone was pyro
I asked an actual bot (ChatGPT AI actually) to give me Patchnotes like that and it gave me this: - Adjusted gravity "banana" - Removed gravity - Updated the Engineer's wrench with more wrenchiness - Fixed the players again - Randomized Pyro's flamethrower particles into confetti - Scout now moves at the speed of smell - Removed all unlockable hats and replaced them with fish - Slightly increased the Pyro's ability to set things on fire by 3000% - Added 37 new invisible hats - Heavy now only communicates through interpretive dance - Fixed Spy disguising as existential dread - Reverted everything to a previous version that doesn't exist - Added "invisible sandwich" as a consumable for the Heavy - Demoman's sticky bombs now apologize for any inconvenience. - Medics can now heal their own boredom EDIT: I'm on reddit. Pretty cool. But for people wondering yeah this WAS made by ChatGPT. I simply asked it to create bad updates, instead of normal updates. As I stated, "I asked gpt to create updates like these (in the video)"
I think would be funny if instead of just this specific one Taunt they made it something popular like the kazakov kick And made it so the self destination only happens to people joining in on the taunt. So that way someone could just go into the enemy base. Start doing the kick and let everyone blow themselves up trying to form a party. I may have gotten the name of the taunt wrong or I Mispelled the name of the taunt but I honestly don't care. I'm spelling using text to speech.
7:25, I love the idea for this one, that it gives Snipers a shit ton of cosmetics and they all start dancing, Heavy is surprised, then it said the Sniper singlehandedly crashed the TF2 economy.🤣
The dispenser contains the item purchased from the store, which spawns inside the dispenser that breaks the physics engine, causing the dispenser to explode.
This made me think of a weapon idea: Knuckle Sandvich No random crits (duh) 10% attack speed -35% damage (when equipped) Effect: When killing an enemy you get half healing affects from a sandvich Secondary effect: after a kill 30% of any lunchbox items bar will be regenerated instantly.
I took the summer update and ran it through the Markov, here you go: hort performance Improved optimisation volume of small visuals Fixed Engineer not being able to move/shoot while it’s deployed Fixed pl_enclosing able to C to improved player clipping Updated cp_steel Prop collision cleanup and stability issue with the Strange Count Transfer Tool not being able to move for the Mann vs. Machine upgrade panel closions Added occluders to trange Count Translator Fix rare double death bug when falling ceiling stuck in spawn locations on pl_cashworks Fixed missmas 2021/2022 Cosmetic Case not being shown in the Mann vs. Machine upgrade panel closing after 2019 War Paint Case models Fixed some tournament medals Updated cp_steel Prop collision issues, with the Taunt: Teufort Tango Large Summer 2023 patch: 14 new community maps: Sharkbay, Rotunda, Phoenix, Cashworks Fix room on pl_enclosure_final point is more accurate to the ConTracker and stuck spots and stuck spots including explosion on rock near final to fix localization where a tele spawn locations Added some tournament crash related to the map Spawn on A Fixed some tournament medals Fixed an exploits Improve performance Improved optimisations and their exits Fixed numerous perch points Fixed some tournament medals Updated players being able to enter teleporter could be build out of the Mann Co. Store Updated to the visuals Updated/Added occluders being able to transfer stats for a short perch point so it is more a teleporter the Universal Translator Fixed a transparency issues, with sticky and rocket jumping Fix rare double death bugs Fixed missing after doing The High Five taunt Fix rare double death bug when falling clipping Updated clipping able to A Updated/Added occluders to C to improved optimisation issues (collisions on stairs, props, etc.) Fixing able to trange Count Transfer stats for vsh_distillery Fixed missing No Headphones style for a short period of small visuals Fix Pixel walk collision cleanup and improved optimisation issues (collision issues Fixing contributor for vsh_distillery, VSH Skirmish, and improved clipping, etc.) Fix Pyro door exploit on rock near final to fix localization issues Fixing ceiling contributor for vsh_distillery Fixed the Smissmas 2021/2022 Cosmetic Case models Fixed spelling for Sandvich items Fixed spelling exploit related cp_steel Prop collision, props, etc.) Fix Pixel walk collision on pl_cashworks, Venice, Reckoner, Sulfur, Hard Carry Unusual effect Fixed a teleporter could be build rate to the visuals Fixed lots of small visual bugs Fixed some small exploits Clean up geometry in spawns, the spawn location where a teleporter audio that was referencing the dispenser by mistake in Spanish Fixed incorrect alpha channels for the Smissmas 2021/2022 Cosmetic Case models Fixed lots of small visual bugs Fixed some small exploits Improved clipping Updated cp_steel Prop collision cleanup and improved player clipping and stuck spots including exploits Clean up geometry in spawns, the spawn locations and their exits Fix roof readability issues, with sticky and rocket jumping Fix rare double death bug when falling into pit Fix Cliff stuck spots including exploits Clean up geometry in spawn door to A Updated cp_steel Prop collision cleanup and improved player clipping Explosive splash bug collision cleanup and improved clipping Updated cp_mossrock Fixed numerous perch points Fixed the Mann vs. Machine upgrade panel closing after receiving a matchmaking party invite Fixed a locations and their exits Fix roof readability issues, with sticky and rocket jumping Fix rare overtime cap bug Fix Red team getting stuck in spawn door to A Updated cp_mossrock Fixed numerous perch points Fixed the Mann vs. Machine upgrade panel closing after receiving a matchmaking party invite Fixed lots of small visual bugs Fixed lots of small visual bugs Fixed some small exploits Improved clipping Updated cp_gravelpit_snowy Boosted volume of snowman explosions Added occluders to C to improve performance Improved clipping Updated cp_steel Prop collision cleanup and improvements Fixed the Strange Count Transfer stats for Sandvich items Fixed an explosions Added occluders to C to improve performance Improved clipping Updated cp_gravelpit_snowy Boosted volume of snowman explosions Added occluders to C to improvements Fixed the Engineer teleporter audio that was referencing the dispenser by mistake in Spanish Fixed incorrect alpha channels for the Smissmas 2021/2022 Cosmetic Case models Fixed the Winter 2019 War Paint Case not being shown in the Mann Co. Store Updated cp_gravelpit_snowy Boosted volume of snowman explosions Added occluders to C to improve performance Improved optimisationrop collision cleanup and improved player clipping Explosive splash bug collision on rock near final point so it is more accurate to the visuals Fixed players being able to transfer Tool not being able to move for a short period of time after doi
Scout getting progressively nerfed into the ground, from "fixed scout being able to run", to "tomislav now crits scout", Then SCOUT EVICTION IN 7 SECONDS, and finally just fixing being able to play scout is really funny to me.
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7:18 I love how it says “fixed” like scouts entire existence was a mistake they made and never bothered to fix for the 14 years tf2 has existed until now
It's pretty funny, considering lore wise Scout is quite literally god's gift to -man- Women.
isn't the definition of fixed also set in place as if a sentry
if so this update would turn 1/4 the classes into sentry guns
@@notatimetraveler6444 god's gift to women*
@@kappnk9821 You right!
yeah for some reason no-one seems to have noticed it but the scout was actually a bug, not a feature.
"Rumor has it Florida exists" actually seems like something valve would put in their patch notes in 2011-2015 era tf2
so does "AVOID PHILLADELPHIA"
floridilium would come from a free for all mode
Do I exist?
@@smolboi9698 Maybe, idk
@@harrisonmoore3841 I’m a Floridian.
3:46
I love soldiers face here. He’s not even mad or upset. He’s just confused by this utter nonsense.
i would be too if all of a sudden my computer just vanished along with tf2
@@Vizedar Especially if I was just watching a Scout ragdoll spazzing out
Hes like "Wtf just happened"
ammo (this is a message split through multiple replies to different comments)
@@nameless......................what
3:51 "Updated someone."
Spy: "He could be any one of us! He could be you! He could be me!"
"He could even be-"
@@whatisinspectelement *shotgun blast*
“What? It was obvious he’s the one the got updated.”
@@honestlywhatelsewouldiput-here see. the patch notes will list it any second now
...Aaaaaany second now.
See? Patch notes! Wait... That's Scout.
"Scout Eviction in 7 seconds" was so ominous and terrifying
Scout did not have a good time this update
6:05 for anyone looking for the clip
@@aarshir9500 i love you
And the pyro mask
how is that scary
A line of snipers dancing while hats rain from the sky is quite possibly the most TF2 thing I've ever seen.
add a lime scout killing the snipers
Man that should be a custom server addition
Plus one Heavy giving a sandwich to each Sniper as they pass by
free stuff
@@3verlong they fixed using him remember
5:20 I unironicly love the idea of a taunt that has a ¼ chance of blowing you up. 😂
A more Russian-Roulette style kamikaze.
Well do I have something to say about the equaliser (or if you want it to be luck based rock paper scissors does if you do the kill bind when you lose)
@@smug2525 I think its just Russian roulette
@@funni_moksi69 Holy shit they should add Russian Roulette taunt to TF2
@@AverageCatz YEEEAH
This gives me heavy vibes of the “Multiply a Weapon’s Stats by 10” animation from 10 years ago, but modern.
I did always love that animation, it's a very good one.
@@DrOcsid hey could you do a part 2
@@DrOcsid hay mate, I would pay you right now to get working on another,,,I needed this
10 years already? Damn...
You mean the animation where Razorback is actually good but once again who cares, you get shot by revolver, or get Ambassador headshot even it deals like 102 damage at max, which is not instadeath but it brings you to critical health anyway.
I like the idea that the Heavy Update is not "Heavy focused" but "Made by Heavy"
Heavy care about his teammates
@@zumbie8049 yep
@@zumbie8049except scout
@@zumbie8049 Except scout, apparently.
@@drakesword5214he stole his Sandvich once. A Heavy never forgets
"fixed an issue where scout could run"
finally, a good update
Natascha wrote this
Tomislav crits scout is by far the best one
*finally an update
Finaly no more speedrunning intel capture as scout
" Fixed a bug where ammo."
5:20 would actually be a pretty cool easter egg to the kritzkrieg, overdosing after taunting too much
Hell yea
Valve: "Alright guys, we've fixed the aimbot problem!"
3:09
Awesome
Awesome update, Valve!
Awesome update, Valve! Just awesome
Awesome update, Valve! just awesome, Superb
Awesome update, valve! Just awesome, superb, seriously amazing!
3:48 i love how heavy is just yelling PYRO YOU BITCH after commiting arson to 2fort
lmao
Wait, it kinda sounds more like Demoman than Heavy
@@pink_sky_morning4842 Clearly Heavy.
@@NathanDaws825 I just had a listen again, it is Heavy thanks for the correction.
Heheheh
So, among other things:
-There will be tons more Spies, but that's okay because they suck now.
-We hate Scout.
Scout? You mean that one glitched character valve accidentally left in?
@@TheDuckyDino shut up go back to dreamland-
And now demoknight is way better than anything +Smissmas
@@MrDawid06 also he explodes
And there will be no players.
The fact that the "adding pyros head" could be interpreted as a fix to the spy bug where disguised as pyro his head is missing is pretty cool.
on the topic of spy,
imma translate "spy no long uber build slightly"
"when healing spies, your uber takes a slightly shorter amount of time to build"
if they ever fix that bug that HAS to be what the patch notes say
“aiming players will no longer output damage” holy shit the bot fixed the bot crisis
CORRECT
I used the bots to destroy the bots
@@turretboi wait didn't we try that already?
@@wdp1a73r beats me
The bot fixed the bots and sniper, amazing
Man, this video is so underrated, I laughed the whole time
SAME XDDD
@@kazama5555 everywhere
i see a youtuber comment on another youtubers video, its like a fucking crossover episode
@@AKDProducts45 Until it hits at least 1M views, it's underrated in my eyes
Same
“Tomislav now crits scout”
This truly is heavy update. 200% better
Imagine seeing the entire team being snipers, taunting while cosmetics fall from the sky and crashing your game
I would laugh so hard as TF2's economy crashes and all lobbies turn into friendlies
That would actually make an awesome unusual taunt effect.
This is really hilarious. Fantastic animation style too, fits perfectly with the premise of the video.
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Yes
Yeah, I also like coming back to watch this sometimes, so you KNOW its good. also, Hi Hoovy tube
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The bit where snipers spawns unlimited hats and crashed the economy was probably the best
Agreed
"professionals have standards"
The great crate depression 2
@@arandomcommenter412 creat depression
@@blizzard2508-k7n crate depression of tf2
There will never be a patch note more ominous then "The Damage"
“Abandoning a match will now result in Halloween.”
oh fr?
>woke guy has left the game
@@iamwoke322at least we get a spell lol that not that bad unleash solar light was in enemy team
Don't forget "added the pyro's head."
Don't forget "SCOUT EVICTION IN 7 SECONDS"
What about S P Y I S B U R N E D W H I L E U N I S G U I S E T O H E L L
0:37 literally the most accurate representation of valve I’ve ever seen
“Updated someone”
“Added 32 new characters”
These work together surprisingly well
Have fun guessing if it's Spy, Scout, South, West, East, Heavy, Urmomm-
INCLUDING THE BRAND NEW GESTAPO UNIT
@Army of Bamburai's Any one of the new spys
- Guest starring....The "SKULLS" Parasite Unit.
- Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series!
6:40 I love how innocent the Engineer's smile is
Ye
Spy too
And whoever kill the innocent engie will be resulted in burning proximity
@@snifey7694 That would be the Spy
Flammable maps actually sounds like a good gimmick idea, I wanna see it.
Everyone dies
It would be hell because of pyros, burning everything
PYRO, YOU B-
3:49
would increase pyro players growth by 1,000,000%
5:03 New Weapon: The Kurwacka
Headshots cause enemies to speak Polish
+ 80% Damage increase to non-Polish Speakers
+ Instantly Jarates on body-shot
- 25% Damage decrease to Polish Speakers
- No Random Crits
Welshwacka
Upon headshotting someone, they are forced to speak Welsh until respawn
+25% damage to non-Welsh speakers
+60% localization speed
-25% damage to Welsh speakers
-Byth yn mynd i roi'r gorau iddi
Let's goo I only take 75 percent of damage with the kurwacka!!!! This is an achievement.
sukabladwaka
Upon headshotting someone, they are forced to speak Russian until chernobyl didnt detonate.
+25% damage to peoples from another area of city
+60% localization speed
-25% damage to english speakers
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So basically headshotting an enemy makes then stronger against your attacks
2:07
Bot Dev: "Casual - Matches can now start"
"Matches will add additional spies"
*_"A small price to pay for salvation..."_*
Bot Dev: "Added 5 new Spies"
@@TerminatorGundam300 WHAT
that's just regular casual tbh
play pyro
@@SP4WNL0CAT1ON they removed the fire key because of that
>90 second afterburn penalty on engineer death
I'm dying.
Rarely does a video make me laugh all the way through, Jesus Christ, one of the funniest videos I've seen in a long time
ZESTYYYY
new loch and load video with these stats plz
Same
6:30
Hy zesty , this was a very funny video , entire time i am laughing , out of breath , you need to collab and make more videos like this one
“Pyro head added”
Scout wasn’t afraid of a decapitated pyro head. He was afraid of an empty gas mask. They added an actual head for pyro. This means pyro is out there showing the world their new face, and none of the mercenaries are ready to open that can of worms.
Just search for "pyro but you can understand him" and you'll see his face
*what have they done...*
Pyro is bald and always being bald in concept art
@@dumpanimatordemo man was also white before, we probably shouldn’t trust the old designs.
@@RedLaundryBasketwasnt he also ginger?
1:53 The way scout says RAGEQUIT just killed me
"Fixed the Spy" is a more intriguing update than anything valve has put out in four years.
Troo
@@linusdickens4767 They just removed the Dead Ringer
They just castrate him
The spy class was originally based off a glitch where a character would appear to be on the opposite team.
Fixing him just removes his disguise, making him a really balanced class
No shit sherlock
I'm suprised there weren't more new weapons like the construction notice.
good point, if i do a sequel i will make sure to try and get it to generate some more weapons
@@DrOcsid Please make a sequel.
@@DrOcsid feed us father
@@DrOcsid pls this one was so funny pls add more fix’s
@@DrOcsid definitely do a sequel this was hilarious
3:31 They forgot to mention the Blue Engineer now builds Red Buildings.
It wasn’t dispensing anything, was it?
@@borbleborb4586 it only dispensed where ammo before the bug fix
We do a little enemy building.
The demo minicrit and explosion to Smissmas 2015 had me genuinely laughing. Holy shit that bit got me.
You have eviction in seven seconds
i can translate the spy gibberish thing:
medics build uber slightly slower when healing a spy.
7:14 this kinda reminds me of the "meet the scout" where scout is messing with heavy by interrupting his sandvich meal, now it's heavy punching scout with his sandvich meal.
Yep I was trying to call back to that.
don’t mess with the sandvich
And it's also the same spot in the map, great detail.
Food adding a 10% damage bonus actually sounds good
@@stephenboshears4832 imagine the steak
4:45 "removed the spy from liberty" 😂 the way it's delivered, the way the spy reacts, and the way the bars and jail cell just come form no where is absolutely hilarious. Top shelf!
Jail in hell wow
2:47 is good too
kind of ironic too
He’s angrier having his F R E E D O M removed than being in literal hell
"Tomslav now crits Scout"
I need this
If only the Natasha did its goddamn job
but there's no more scouts
kinda useless though cuz scout only has 125 hp
@@sollew7434 yes, but now it crits SPECIFICALLY scout
@@jacksonlideen891 e🅱️ic
i love how some of the changes bleed over into future scenes
like for instance, the spy doesn't backstab the engineer with the 90 second afterburn penalty because he runs purely with a revolver now
very smart, i like
At 7:22 you see the attention to detail as there isn’t a scout in the character choosing since the one before that was that scout was “fixed” by not being able to use him
Wow spamton g spamton from hit game underrune I had no idea
So true
7:22 did anyone else noticed that after the "fixed using scout" the scout is no longer in the mercs selection, amazing detail
I didnt
um yeah...
that was the joke
unlike some other jokes i would say....
@@marcowulliampopirers2216 yeah but it’s a joke not many would notice
@@JohnnicusStevicus it’s legit in your face
7:08 killed me, it's just crapping on the Scout back to back to back for no reason
just like spy at 4:36
Heavy wrote it
@@jordy_de-zeelike father like son
FREAKIN’ UNBELIEVABLE! THIS UPDATE SUCKS!
I like how all pyro got was his head, flammable maps, and losing the key to his flamethrower which basically makes flammable maps insignificant
Boss: "Heavy, you're fired."
Also Heavy: "So are you, Boss."
Also Boss: *"Goddamnit."*
The boss would have been fired anyway for suggesting Heavy to update TF2
I couldn't stop LAUGHING!!!!
This NEEDS a part 2!
Yeah, I agree, make part 2 pls
Praying for part 2
Same
NOW!
YESS!!
6:40 As an engie main I would love for this to be real. Gives my teammates an incentive to actually help me defend.
Specifically demomen, which means you're going to have like 20 stickies right below you at all times if this were actually implemented in order for them to avoid the afterburn. That or they're either not gonna play Demoman or they're gonna harass you into not playing engineer.
@@manologamerss5801 or just no loch n load.
The entire team will ask you to not play engineer y'know and trolls could use him and start jumping off cliffs so they can see the world burn
or they'll just kick you faster than a MvM pyro with the gas canister.
killbind :troll:
4:13 I love how demo just FACEPLANTS LOL
aaaa-
4:17
Construction notice
✔hitting buildings fixes and upgrades them
✔30% more firing speed
✔25%less melee damage taken on wearer
❌15%slower movement on deploy
❌25% less damage
When worn allows you to do the "pootis spencer" leaving behind a calling card
Now the Heavy is better at cosplaying as the Engineer!
Should also be able to remove sappers like the home wrecker and neon annihilated or
@@TheDuckyDino fixing already undoes the sappers damage
I miss when it 100% spy-cicle’d
Just no were not doing this
4:25
as an engineer main this is the exact way I would react
5:39
@@borbleborb4586 No.
@@thewindwakinghero7423 yes
The part with “use the air” actually worked on me due to laughing.
I accidentally pressed it because i died laughing too
"Added THE DAMAGE, fixed THE SPY" always make me cackle like a fiend. Something about the simple blunt intonation and the utter mystique of the patch note is HILARIOUS
6:40 “However, to offset this, there is a 90 second afterburn penalty on engineer death”
Snipers that have Darwin’s Danger Shield equipped: I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you.
No it's just for Demos using the Loch-n-load
Chargin’ Targe Hybrid Knights: This is where the fun begins
Snipers with Darwin's Danger Sheild: doesn't exist
90 seconds of afterburn will kill every other class
@@JackNick2000 so effectively 45 seconds of afterburn in terms of damage, might still get you killed
6:40
I love how Spy uses his revolver to kill Engie now instead of the knife specifically because the previous fix stated that the class can only use the revolver from now on.
"The Revolver also toggles the development console"
@@somerandomdepresseddude on reload
@@howwwwwwwwwww Also, they have fixed a bug where players
@@gustavorblx9940 don't forget they fixed a bug where ammo
@@afunkingamer2415 then now spy has to stab someone with his sapper
Brilliant!
The whole framerate drop sequence is incredible. Especially Scout's shift from joy to terror at 1 FPS.
Also the PYRO you BECH
“What have I done?!”
“Nooooo-“
[spy.exe has stopped working]
if you replace "framerate" with "attention span in seconds" you get what's slowly happening right now
6:03 unhelpful engineer moment
"Added The Damage"
God I love how vaguely threatening that feels
When you peak a snipers sightline
@@justforapps1670 suddenly the damage
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(34, Se)
Platinum
(78, Pt)
Tungsten
(74, W)
Gold
(79, Au)
Xenon
(54, Xe)
Magnesium
(12, Mg)
Ununquadium
(114, Uuq)
Ununoctium
(118, Uuo)
Radon
(86, Rn)
Oxygen
(8, O)
Copper
(29, Cu)
Selenium
(34, Se)
Platinum
(78, Pt)
Tungsten
(74, W)
Gold
(79, Au)
Xenon
(54, Xe)
Magnesium
(12, Mg)
Ununquadium
(114, Uuq)
Ununoctium
(118, Uuo)
Radon
(86, Rn)
Oxygen
(8, O)
Copper
(29, Cu)
Selenium
(34, Se)
Platinum
(78, Pt)
Tungsten
(74, W)
Gold
(79, Au)
Xenon
(54, Xe)
Magnesium
(12, Mg)
Ununquadium
(114, Uuq)
Ununoctium
(118, Uuo)
Radon
(86, Rn)
Oxygen
(8, O)
Copper
(29, Cu)
Selenium
(34, Se)
Platinum
(78, Pt)
Tungsten
(74, W)
Gold
(79, Au)
Xenon
(54, Xe)
Magnesium
(12, Mg)
Ununquadium
(114, Uuq)
Ununoctium
(118, Uuo)
Radon
(86, Rn)
Oxygen
(8, O)
Copper
(29, Cu)
Selenium
(34, Se)
Platinum
(78, Pt)
Tungsten
(74, W)
Gold
(79, Au)
Xenon
(54, Xe)
Magnesium
(12, Mg)
Ununquadium
(114, Uuq)
Ununoctium
(118, Uuo)
Radon
(86, Rn)
Oxygen
(8, O)
Copper
(29, Cu)
Selenium
(34, Se)
Platinum
(78, Pt)
Tungsten
(74, W)
Gold
(79, Au)
Xenon
(54, Xe)
Magnesium
(12, Mg)
Ununquadium
(114, Uuq)
Spy no long uber build sightly
Spy no long uber build slightly better to do this with a lot more people in a car and then the right person to be a new car driver for a long period and a few years back to do the job of the same car driver in a few months or months and you can see that the right way is to be able and then to do the right things and then get the best fuel for a good price for the same reason you have to pay the same amount as the right time and the same as you can see on this site in a year and you are going through the right way to do the right way
I have no idea how casual players like me were ever able to enjoy Team Fortress 2 before the Heavy Update. Matches being allowed to start has completely transformed the entire experience for me, and I can't quite put my feelings into words.
Yeah unfortunately is a little hard to see since they have fixed getting a screen
@@claudiogivone4435
It confuses me how some people forget that they can use visual telepathy
The additional spies are kinda annoying though
I know right. My favorite part is that they fixed an issue where players
@@thatsguy1111please don't make fun of disabled people, that's ableism
7:14 deleted scene of “Meet the Scout”
The outtake he didn’t want you seeing
Realistic outghahvjauvgiviwguibhuwiyfc
Sandwich: *can heal people*
Heavy trying to use it on scout:
6:38 I can't believe the greatest detective, jakkid166, plays TF2.
"flamable maps 3:48 "
"heavy : pyro ! you bitch !!!"
that got me
also this video is a masterpiece please keep working on more.
They should add this voice line in heavy update
I need that voice line isolated
Why Heavy you must hurt Pyro ? Its updates fault.
Hes nice guy similar to how quincy in btd6 is nice guy.
I dont play TF 2 now a entire Year because bot issues.
Mmmmmp mmmp mpmpmp?
2:14 2020 Source Video Maker video
2:18 2015 SFM capture
2:25 2012 Gmod video
2:28 2011 Animated Smexual
2:35 Scout is Delicious
Wtf does "Scout is delicious" mean
@@nikolaiisstupid It's the original TF2 parody video. ua-cam.com/video/vgXQw9I8Fic/v-deo.html
@@nikolaiisstupid
2008 GMod video actually. On December 30th 2008, Scout Is Delicious was uploaded to UA-cam for the world to enjoy.
Wait, was that the first Painis Cupcake video?
@@nikolaiisstupid same question here.
I love how everytime it says "fixed player" they get hit with a wrench
"Critical Fix"
7:40 I thought the punchline was going to be that, once the second sniper got a red dot on his gun, he would taunt, but the dot was just the opposing sniper’s laser, and he would get shot. Then the opposing sniper would taunt and get the cosmetics
that woulda been hilarious
god i hope there's a sequel some day, this is absolute gold
3:51 you should’ve had Spy say “it could be you, it could be me”
IT COULD EVEN BE-
Right behind you.
I COULD EVEN BE- *player spy has been updated*
It Could even be-
"fixed the spy"
*Wrench projectile has been spawned*
IT COULD EVEN BE-jumpcut to next clip
3:44 the look on soldier’s face
It’s made me laugh for 5 minutes
It's just "the fuck?"
*visible confusion*
He just looks so resigned 💀💀
It's really funny because we all probably make this face to our computers on a regular basis too.
@@maulmemes yep!! Like: Da fuck did I just witness?!
4:50 So...does this imply that the narrator was "removed from liberty" as well?
I like the detail when scout got fixed being used he was no longer a option for a class
7:22
7:01 "The construction Notice now provides mini-crits instead of 100% spy-cicle"
Heavy: what?
It's simple. Instead of providing a fully charged spy cycle, it will now provide Mini critis.
But guys don’t worry the Tomislav now crits scout
We watched the video too
@@borbleborb4586 There's nothing wrong with people noting parts of the video they liked. It's what comments are for.
@@DrOcsid you right, my bad
Thank God they fixed the dispenser explosion glitch, that was really annoying
worst thing ever!
ruined so many rounds in so many ways!
same with the cozy camper, though it was too bad the medigun taunt now explodes
@@levitrowell122 no it technically balances the afterburn penalty for demo
@@stationalphastudios oh yeah, i didn't think about that
@@levitrowell122 yeah
4:18 Heavy, Spy, Scout, DemoMan, Medic, Sniper, Engineer, Pyro, Soldier, Gandalf The Grey, Gandalf The White, "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black knight, Benito Mussolinni, The Blue Meanie, Cowboy Curtis, Jambie the Genie, Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Lo-Pan, Super-Man, every single Power-Ranger, Bill S. Preston, Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock and Haul Holgan.
this is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Good menn
Bad menn
And explosions
As far as the eye can see
And only one will survive now ( i wonder who will it be )
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
This isn’t the heavy update, this is the anti-scout update.
A heavy update would still be the fuck you scout update because heavy destroys scouts most of the time, like how jungle inferno was the “fuck you spy” because everyone was pyro
Basicly
So, the Heavy update?
What's the difference?
@@twin_towers_destroyer really?
i've killed plenty of heavies. the large fatty fats.. fat, fats
like you- ow. no offense..
4:25 his reaction is just the best
WHAT DUMB-
@@denyhaguilar679 nah he said WHAT THE-
*"₩HÆŢ ĐÆ-"*
4:27
@@barneycalhoun4456 the full quote is "What dumb son of a bitch cast THAT?!"
They were tired of updating the localization files, so they gave us a weapon that allows the players to do it for them.
I asked an actual bot (ChatGPT AI actually) to give me Patchnotes like that and it gave me this:
- Adjusted gravity "banana"
- Removed gravity
- Updated the Engineer's wrench with more wrenchiness
- Fixed the players again
- Randomized Pyro's flamethrower particles into confetti
- Scout now moves at the speed of smell
- Removed all unlockable hats and replaced them with fish
- Slightly increased the Pyro's ability to set things on fire by 3000%
- Added 37 new invisible hats
- Heavy now only communicates through interpretive dance
- Fixed Spy disguising as existential dread
- Reverted everything to a previous version that doesn't exist
- Added "invisible sandwich" as a consumable for the Heavy
- Demoman's sticky bombs now apologize for any inconvenience.
- Medics can now heal their own boredom
EDIT: I'm on reddit. Pretty cool.
But for people wondering yeah this WAS made by ChatGPT. I simply asked it to create bad updates, instead of normal updates.
As I stated, "I asked gpt to create updates like these (in the video)"
Best update.
This is gold xD
fish hats
I can't pick a favorite patchnote, they're all gold
Sticky bomb: hey man I’m sorry for the demo spamming me
5:20 this could actually be a great addition
for like april fools, it would be hilarious if taunts did that haha
@@EtanMarlin your a genius
I think would be funny if instead of just this specific one Taunt they made it something popular like the kazakov kick And made it so the self destination only happens to people joining in on the taunt. So that way someone could just go into the enemy base. Start doing the kick and let everyone blow themselves up trying to form a party.
I may have gotten the name of the taunt wrong or I Mispelled the name of the taunt but I honestly don't care. I'm spelling using text to speech.
3:50 It's the Heavy Update, I think it's pretty clear who got updated
Mario
HEROBRINE?!?!?
BOB THE BUILDER?!?
Might not even be Heavy at all, might be Sandvich.
My balls has been updated.
6:40 That would give the players a punishment for not helping the Engies. In a hilarious way.
People would target the entire way to often
I think this only applies to Demomen with the Loch-N-Load.
@@rodian_skypyratz6181 Yeah but still.
Ever since scout caused halloween the game started hunting him, starting this update
7:25, I love the idea for this one, that it gives Snipers a shit ton of cosmetics and they all start dancing, Heavy is surprised, then it said the Sniper singlehandedly crashed the TF2 economy.🤣
A Free-to-Play’s dream.
Me too
Someone NEEDS to make a community server with these changes
boy i can't wait to play as a , this is gonna be fun
So they actually did but they fixed the bug where players :/
how would they implement the 30+ spy variants
And they fixed the spy cloak causing the game to look 3D
Wbu getting a screen and flammable maps?
1:50 This IMMEDIATELY floored me. I didn't know that I was expecting, but I thought it'd at least be a LITTLE more coherent than that.
Im so proud how fast your channel is growing and how so many people relate to you. Sending love!
5:29 I love how Medic just lays on the floor and scream
4:18 ok is it just me or do I really enjoy how the Overwatch joke lines up with OW actually having 32 characters
Well, that's the entire reason the amount is 32?
no, that would be 41
@@mindlessincessancebro The amount in the update not the update + the already existing mercs you babboon-head
7:34 Sniper would've gotten at least 2 unusuals by how many cosmetics spawned in
2:30 We making it out the PS2 with this one 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥
“Fixed engineer dispensers sometimes detonating when using the Mann Co Store” is the most legitimate one out of all of these
The dispenser contains the item purchased from the store, which spawns inside the dispenser that breaks the physics engine, causing the dispenser to explode.
Aw man, that would have been a great move to use. Spy sapping the dispenser? Open the Mann Co. Store and you have an instant claymore mine.
Scout eviction in 7 seconds would be op for attack, where you normally need to wait 1-3 minutes
Too bad they fixed using Scout.
4:06 i love how the narrator is trying so hard not to laugh at these ridiculous updates
17 new main menu! Cant wait to see that in PD watergate.
@@bling__brute6048 wtf are you talking about
@@Mr.Galaxia because he mentions 17 new main menu in Pd watergate.
@@Mr.Galaxia whu
4:19 this aged like the finest wine on the market 🍷
7:19 removed the scout, to confusing for new players
Scout: ARE YOU FREAKING! *gets deleted*
ARE YOU FREAKIN-
Scout get it the worst out of everyone. Stealing Heavy's Sandvich really pays in karma.
Also I was expecting a "Meet The Someone" at Updated someone.
3:31
Probably the only "bug fix" that sounds like it could actually exist
Also ive been laughing the whole time
Edit:
Das a lot of likes
ye
*distant explosion
DISPENSER DOWN
D:
I just noticed thats a BLU engie with a RED Ranchospencer setup
I wonder if we can get a sequel to this with how much AI Generated text as improved... Could be even crazier!
it will be not even remotely as funny
It won't be as funny
Won't funny
Funnyn't
Well, wish granted
at 5:44, it genuinely looked like an official valve animation.
This honestly seems like something valve would do if they updated tf2.
Lunchbox items:
added 10% attack
Hoovy mains:
*I Need it!*
The construction notice
This made me think of a weapon idea:
Knuckle Sandvich
No random crits (duh)
10% attack speed
-35% damage (when equipped)
Effect: When killing an enemy you get half healing affects from a sandvich
Secondary effect: after a kill 30% of any lunchbox items bar will be regenerated instantly.
I took the summer update and ran it through the Markov, here you go:
hort performance
Improved optimisation volume of small visuals
Fixed Engineer not being able to move/shoot while it’s deployed
Fixed pl_enclosing able to C to improved player clipping
Updated cp_steel
Prop collision cleanup and stability issue with the Strange Count Transfer Tool not being able to move for the Mann vs. Machine upgrade panel closions
Added occluders to trange Count Translator
Fix rare double death bug when falling ceiling stuck in spawn locations on pl_cashworks
Fixed missmas 2021/2022 Cosmetic Case not being shown in the Mann vs. Machine upgrade panel closing after 2019 War Paint Case models
Fixed some tournament medals
Updated cp_steel
Prop collision issues, with the Taunt: Teufort Tango
Large Summer 2023 patch:
14 new community maps: Sharkbay, Rotunda, Phoenix, Cashworks
Fix room on pl_enclosure_final point is more accurate to the ConTracker and stuck spots and stuck spots including explosion on rock near final to fix localization where a tele spawn locations
Added some tournament crash related to the map
Spawn on A
Fixed some tournament medals
Fixed an exploits
Improve performance
Improved optimisations and their exits
Fixed numerous perch points
Fixed some tournament medals
Updated players being able to enter teleporter could be build out of the Mann Co. Store
Updated to the visuals
Updated/Added occluders being able to transfer stats for a short perch point so it is more a teleporter the Universal Translator
Fixed a transparency issues, with sticky and rocket jumping
Fix rare double death bugs
Fixed missing after doing The High Five taunt
Fix rare double death bug when falling clipping
Updated clipping able to A
Updated/Added occluders to C to improved optimisation issues (collisions on stairs, props, etc.)
Fixing able to trange Count Transfer stats for vsh_distillery
Fixed missing No Headphones style for a short period of small visuals
Fix Pixel walk collision cleanup and improved optimisation issues (collision issues
Fixing contributor for vsh_distillery, VSH Skirmish, and improved clipping, etc.)
Fix Pyro door exploit on rock near final to fix localization issues
Fixing ceiling contributor for vsh_distillery
Fixed the Smissmas 2021/2022 Cosmetic Case models
Fixed spelling for Sandvich items
Fixed spelling exploit related cp_steel
Prop collision, props, etc.)
Fix Pixel walk collision on pl_cashworks, Venice, Reckoner, Sulfur, Hard Carry Unusual effect
Fixed a teleporter could be build
rate to the visuals
Fixed lots of small visual bugs
Fixed some small exploits
Clean up geometry in spawns, the spawn location where a teleporter audio that was referencing the dispenser by mistake in Spanish
Fixed incorrect alpha channels for the Smissmas 2021/2022 Cosmetic Case models
Fixed lots of small visual bugs
Fixed some small exploits
Improved clipping
Updated cp_steel
Prop collision cleanup and improved player clipping and stuck spots including exploits
Clean up geometry in spawns, the spawn locations and their exits
Fix roof readability issues, with sticky and rocket jumping
Fix rare double death bug when falling into pit
Fix Cliff stuck spots including exploits
Clean up geometry in spawn door to A
Updated cp_steel
Prop collision cleanup and improved player clipping
Explosive splash bug collision cleanup and improved clipping
Updated cp_mossrock
Fixed numerous perch points
Fixed the Mann vs. Machine upgrade panel closing after receiving a matchmaking party invite
Fixed a locations and their exits
Fix roof readability issues, with sticky and rocket jumping
Fix rare overtime cap bug
Fix Red team getting stuck in spawn door to A
Updated cp_mossrock
Fixed numerous perch points
Fixed the Mann vs. Machine upgrade panel closing after receiving a matchmaking party invite
Fixed lots of small visual bugs
Fixed lots of small visual bugs
Fixed some small exploits
Improved clipping
Updated cp_gravelpit_snowy
Boosted volume of snowman explosions
Added occluders to C to improve performance
Improved clipping
Updated cp_steel
Prop collision cleanup and improvements
Fixed the Strange Count Transfer stats for Sandvich items
Fixed an explosions
Added occluders to C to improve performance
Improved clipping
Updated cp_gravelpit_snowy
Boosted volume of snowman explosions
Added occluders to C to improvements
Fixed the Engineer teleporter audio that was referencing the dispenser by mistake in Spanish
Fixed incorrect alpha channels for the Smissmas 2021/2022 Cosmetic Case models
Fixed the Winter 2019 War Paint Case not being shown in the Mann Co. Store
Updated cp_gravelpit_snowy
Boosted volume of snowman explosions
Added occluders to C to improve performance
Improved optimisationrop collision cleanup and improved player clipping
Explosive splash bug collision on rock near final point so it is more accurate to the visuals
Fixed players being able to transfer Tool not being able to move for a short period of time after doi
Since when were teleporters Spanish 💀
dude the ai hates cp_steel
the ai really loves updating cp_steel