From now on I shall only refer to myself as a ‘family-sized human’, and feel no more guilt over downing a whole “family size” bag of ruffles in one day. 😌
No but seriously the portions on nutrition info on packaging is sometimes kinda ridiculous. They want to call something low calorie like only a 100 calories! *per portion. So the portion is something ridiculously small like 2 bites of something. Also, unless something is made to be resealable or separated into the different smaller sections, then how do you expect anyone to not eat the entire thing?!
I don't even like pizza or live where you can get trader Joe's but watching you guys descend from trying to find something nice to say to absolutely roasting is amazing
@@kels3518 I think he has a lot of good qualities, but so often his demeanor becomes obnoxious drunk frat boy. Even in the videos without drinking. And as much as he works on challenging things like toxic masculinity, it is so much pushiness from him and Keith that just turns me right off. I wouldn't watch JUST him, I watch for the wives other coworkers and Zach and Eugene.
I think it would be hilarious to see a super cut of every time you guys say 'Sorry, Kelly!' from all of your past videos. Also, more Brie, please. She's so glowy and I love her.
for future vids: international iconic foods/snacks! like pick a country and get people to rec their fave foods from there and then see what you can get hold of (honestly I wanna see you react to british baked beans)
Hahaha I needed that whole bit about the married couple being poly descending into chaos. You two are hilarious when you're riffing about nothing. Love from New Zealand
America: “You eat this when you’re miserable and or drunk.” India: “Let’s reserve a space at this fast food establishment to celebrate a child’s birthday with everything minus the fireworks.” Separated by continents and culture, united by empty calories.
@@nathetu8520 Same here! Came to the comments to find someone else who has never seen this haha. I’ve always used one of those round pizza cutters. I like the idea of using food scissors for pizza!
Yes. You have to cook it directly on the rack to crisp the bottom. Hands down my favorite frozen food from TJs. 20% chance you will set off a smoke alarm though (just did it tonight) TRY IT!
TJ’s 3 cheese organic pizza: overcook it a few minutes beyond what the package says, hit it with a little extra-virgin olive oil and a BUNCH of fresh-ground black pepper: om, nom.
It’s not even 10:30am and I’m very ready for pizza. And I love the use of scissors. More control, no questions about whether it’s cut all the way through.
Kitchen: “Why did you do that?” Me: So that my 4yo would laugh endlessly at the 20 second segment Jorn created by tossing the pizza into the sink. 😂 (7:04-7:24)
I'm gonna guess 4 smoke alarms. And idk if you already did "trying every cheese from trader joe's" but I'd love to see that if you think your stomachs could handle it. It might have to be like a series in and of itself rather than one video lol
I can’t get over how the fire alarm goes off and Kristen is like “business mode” but Jen is in too much of a panic to figure out if they need to run yet lol
The tarlettes are a version of something called Flammekueche they make in France and other Alsatian countries. It was my favorite thing to order Au Bureau (a French casual dining chain, something like Chili’s, or Applebee’s, but way, way better!) while studying abroad. There was another version they only carried in the fall. It had butternut squash and Gorgonzola-it was EXCELLENT! In future, I recommend baking the tartlettes without a pan or cookie sheet. If you cook it directly on the rack, and cook it a little longer than the instructions say, you can better crisp up the bottom. I also use the convection function, to help it crisp. I like the roasted garlic/pesto fried dough pizza as a base. Last time, I added some beautiful deli pepperoni sausage, and it was super-tasty! I think the texture of that crust is worth the effort to change it.
Kitchen & Jorn you two are genuinely my favourite online people! If you ever come to Cambridge in England I'd be more than happy to show you around! You both rock (as does Brie)! Keep it up you beauties 👌💖
The weird disk with dots is my favorite pizza-like item at Trader Joe's. My fiancé does our Trader Joe's shopping and he knows that, even if I don't ask for one on my list, he is supposed to get me one. This and the hatch chili mac and cheese. Mmmmmm.
Try all trader Joe's cake mixes (Tip you can split the boxes by weight and only do a fraction at a time. Weigh your eggs, combined fully and the split that as well)
Henlo fronds!! What types of videos would ya like to see next? :D
You should try five minute crafts!!
Henlo!!!!!!!
I don't know if you have or not but maybe try some pastas? (◍•ᴗ•◍)
Do a science experiment!
All the Trader Joe's yoghurts x
Anyone else loved the conversation between the two empty chairs? Solid work guys (Kelly included 😊)
KELLY IS A GENIUS
I need a whole video of just those chairs talking about life
Wait I think I missed that
@@kitchenandjorn so true! Also merch idea: t-shirts that says "here's the thing..." And "Jordan!"
I came to the comments just to see who else loved it cause I lost it ! too funny !
Smoke alarm def my favorite guest star so far
Yeah her day rate was super expensive but we knew that it'd be worth it to draw in her fanbase
@@kitchenandjorn LOL
I’m a fan of hers…my dog on the other hand
I wish there had been a trigger warning :(
@@anniixa Wait i dont mean to be rude but why would you have a tw for a fire alarm? Just want to educate myself.
The best way to enjoy a frozen pizza is to not think of it as pizza -- just a pizza inspired snack.
The "you know who's also great? You!" Made me legitimately cry. I've had a rough couple weeks lol
Aw mate I hope it gets better for you 💜 you are wonderful I'm sure
YOU ARE GREAT!!!
I was the sixty-ninth like...
@@cam-xo8vy this comment was so damn unnecessary
From now on I shall only refer to myself as a ‘family-sized human’, and feel no more guilt over downing a whole “family size” bag of ruffles in one day. 😌
No but seriously the portions on nutrition info on packaging is sometimes kinda ridiculous. They want to call something low calorie like only a 100 calories! *per portion. So the portion is something ridiculously small like 2 bites of something. Also, unless something is made to be resealable or separated into the different smaller sections, then how do you expect anyone to not eat the entire thing?!
@@annapruitt5546 I find them so strange on pastas especially! I do not eat only eleven penne noodles per meal, bestie.
Kristin: “we can’t all go to Emerson College”
Me, currently at Emerson: 👁👄👁
me who's going there in the fall: 👁👄👁
Well what I meant to say was "that's true because it's prohibitively expensive" hehe but yes and scene!
me who got rejected from there: no no they’ve got a point
me, currently watching in my emerson dorm room hearing that: 👁👄👁
me, not at emerson: 👁o👁
I don't even like pizza or live where you can get trader Joe's but watching you guys descend from trying to find something nice to say to absolutely roasting is amazing
It’s very rare that Jen is the one that doesn’t like something and Kristen thinks something is good 😂
Like the tofu
I happened to look at this comment right as she was saying it was penalty box bad
MY FAVORITE QUEERS ARE HERE TO MAKE MY DAY BETTER !!!!! ps I came out as a nonbinary lesbian yesterday so woohoo
Congrats!!
@@mariedovhanicova7401 ty!!
@@Flareontoast thanks!!
congrats!!
Aww good for you 🙂 much love 🖤
Jen in the thumbnail is honestly my whole mood
Same
Jorn lub boxes
I would have turn the box into a monster and make sounds with it. Lol
“We have different clothes and we also have mustaches to show that time has passed... we’re Italian” this part killed me let me tell you 😂😂😂
Kitchen are you out here matching the color of your glasses to your dress?? Legendary.
You're so nice I actually didn't, the top is tan and lavender and orange and glasses were rainbow 🌈
@@kitchenandjorn very gay of you, thank you 🤌✨
@The Kitchen & Jorn Show Where did you get your glasses? They're amazing!
I love those glasses. Yes, where???? Very cute.
I too need to know where the glasses are from. They are so cool!!
“Don’t eat my wife.”
Once again, Kristin has managed to bring Ned’s vibes to every video 😂
John Mulaney!
@@annapruitt5546 not anymore
Nooooooooooo. She’s not a Ned, I dislike him so much.
@@jcam5064 can I ask why? Like I feel like his vibe is a bit much. But I'm just curious about what you think?
@@kels3518 I think he has a lot of good qualities, but so often his demeanor becomes obnoxious drunk frat boy. Even in the videos without drinking. And as much as he works on challenging things like toxic masculinity, it is so much pushiness from him and Keith that just turns me right off. I wouldn't watch JUST him, I watch for the wives other coworkers and Zach and Eugene.
Kelly killed it this video. The cuts to the empty chairs when they were out of frame was 👌
Lmfao the chairs talking was the best editing bit I've seen in a long time 😂
I think it would be hilarious to see a super cut of every time you guys say 'Sorry, Kelly!' from all of your past videos.
Also, more Brie, please. She's so glowy and I love her.
for future vids: international iconic foods/snacks! like pick a country and get people to rec their fave foods from there and then see what you can get hold of (honestly I wanna see you react to british baked beans)
omg yess
What about a 50 states version as well?
Hahaha I needed that whole bit about the married couple being poly descending into chaos. You two are hilarious when you're riffing about nothing.
Love from New Zealand
8:56: "We're not gonna fuck this pizza. But we'll tell people it was chill." (literally the most relatable statement I've heard today)
Video idea: How about Trader Joe's vs Aldi's comparison of the same product?
Aldi isn't in the US.
@@sugarplum2467 I go to Aldi every week in the US
OOOOOOOOO!!!
@@sugarplum2467 it definitely is.
where do you live? Aldis might be different in different countries. There are a bunch in Iowa some in Indiana, but items can vary by region.
I love how they are like Sorry Kelley. It's like they have two more people on the show. Kelley and Bree.
America: “You eat this when you’re miserable and or drunk.”
India: “Let’s reserve a space at this fast food establishment to celebrate a child’s birthday with everything minus the fireworks.”
Separated by continents and culture, united by empty calories.
Fast food places had this here too
The US has that too lol it's called Chuck E Cheese.
@@sugarplum2467 Here, it’s a celebration. A status symbol.
This is actually what I needed to watch just before my interview! Wish me luck!
I didn't know I would wake up today to watch someone cut pizza with scissors but here we are 😂
That's how I do it, it's so much easier LOL
I do this. Learned it from my mom. Way easier and no need to buy a pizza cutter
I am DELIGHTED to see you cutting your pizza with scissors. Growing up I thought everyone had pizza scissors, but apparently not.
I found ceramic scissors (no rust from washing in dishwasher) and they are great for pizza and everything 👍
It's what my mom did.
I'm on the flip side. I was shocked. I have never seen that
@@nathetu8520 Same here! Came to the comments to find someone else who has never seen this haha. I’ve always used one of those round pizza cutters. I like the idea of using food scissors for pizza!
its the best way to do it!
I didn’t know I wanted frozen pizza until right now. And now I NEED it. That arugula, burrata, prosciutto pizza is delicious.
My oven is broken so I'm not capable of making one. Just gonna live vicariously through these beautiful gay-dies lol
Oh hell yes, buying a house, adopting our niece ...need a distraction this grand today lol
Trader Joe's Tarte d'Alsace with Ham, Onions, and Gruyere Is my Favorite.
I was very sad when I moved away from the Trader Joes.
Yes. You have to cook it directly on the rack to crisp the bottom. Hands down my favorite frozen food from TJs. 20% chance you will set off a smoke alarm though (just did it tonight) TRY IT!
I’d love to see all Trader Joe’s ice creams! Also I’ve been watching all of these over and over again I love them
When Kristen was saying ‘shhh’ she reminded me so much of the girl on tiktok who sleepwalks and gets up to insanity
You mean celinaspookyboo?
@@angelbabs2330 YES her sleepwalking videos have me wheezing
I cannot take my eyes off that one *perfect* curl in Kristen’s hair. Shit’s glorious. 😍
Love your profile picture haha
"Vegietables are just little water hotels" - Kitchen 2021
Kristin is such a lovely content creator. Also, she’s a Gemini. #Icon
I am!!!!
GEMINI LOVE AND SOLIDARITY
Geminicon
the "chairs-as-kitchen-and-jorn" bit sent me so much that I ended up in outer space. thanks kelly
I loved the cuts between their respective empty seats as they were off screen talking.
I knew there was gonna be a fire alarm going off in the video, AND YET... I still jumped at the sound going off. (Brilliant, me.)
You know it’s a good video when they set their smoke detectors off 🤣 love you guys 🤍
We actually set it off a few times when the cameras weren't rolling, as well!!
@@kitchenandjorn I do that with out doubt 99.9% of the time when cooking and then jump out of my skin
7:25 When Kelly zoomed into the chairs for their dialogue...best show ever!
Jen's laugh at 3:11 is just the cutest thing I've ever heard
obsessed with every single one of Kristin’s outfits I swear - the eloquii drip is REAL
Them: “I love you”
Me: “I love you too!” *realizes they can’t hear me through the screen*
Once it is safe I REALLY want a Kelly cameo! I want to see the genius behind the editing suite!
Kelly was second camera during empty suitcase, she is for sure in the very end of the Scotland episode!
@@kitchenandjorn This made my day! Thank you it was so exciting to see Kelly!
The CHAOS! The QUEERNESS! The PIZZA! This has everything I need.
Minute 13:08 them making a good Charlotte song parody, me- I hath found my favorite UA-camrs of all time
Jorn running with the pizza 2:44 cracked me up I love you guys, you guys have the best dynamic duo
TJ’s 3 cheese organic pizza: overcook it a few minutes beyond what the package says, hit it with a little extra-virgin olive oil and a BUNCH of fresh-ground black pepper: om, nom.
I love Jen wearing the audio rig while also starring! ~multitasking~
i feel like the editing really captures your combined chaotic energy, and i love it
Kitchen and Jorn are in top form today!
9:56 I love broccoli on pizza because it has a lovely texture, bright color, and pairs so well with cheese! One of my favorite toppings :)
I had to click this because I’m cooking a frozen pizza right now!
can we talk about how cute kitchens outfit was! i want it!!
Frozen pizza really does come through when you need her most huh 😩
Got through 10 seconds of the video and already dying😭💀
"the Kitchen and Jorn Show is a brand that's all about LIVING MAS!!" still gets me every time
*that poly riff was so real, lol, i have a friend going through with that exact situation right now..*
YAY MY FAV ADHD QUEER PEOPLE!
Love you too!
I JUST made myself a homemade pizza when I got the notification :D Now We can eat Pizza together!!! Yeyyyyy
It’s not even 10:30am and I’m very ready for pizza.
And I love the use of scissors. More control, no questions about whether it’s cut all the way through.
Mad at the stomping upstairs..
Sets off fire alarm.... many times:)
💛💛💛💛💛
I love how you used scissors to cut the pizza! Bootleg Italian Americans for life! 😂❤️
omg the chair dialogue at 7:21 got me xD
I loved that quirky edit!
Yess! Some of my favourite people, I love Kristen’s hair in this vid (they both always look amazing but i just noticed it more today) xx
I went on an entire journey with the pizza and broccoli, I literally imagined a movie based exactly on this
jorn tossing the margherita pizza after being told not to is a whole adhd mood
Kitchen: “Why did you do that?”
Me: So that my 4yo would laugh endlessly at the 20 second segment Jorn created by tossing the pizza into the sink. 😂 (7:04-7:24)
(Then also laughed a lot at Jorn knocking the box out of Kitchen’s hand @ 13:39. 🤣)
I keep coming back to these videos when I'm lonely and sad and I don't know what to watch and I'm just really glad you made these that's it okay bye
Kitchen: it’s like the play, No Exit...
Me, immediately yelling: HELL IS OTHER PIZZA.
Jens laugh is everything... Such a funny human sending love and hugs
I love how often Jen is drinking water in like every video. Hydration is important 👌
That roasted garlic pesto pizza is my absolute fave frozen pizza EVERRRR! Literally keep 3-5 on hand at all times
Hey! The fire alarm no longer means the end of these videos! You are your own bosses!
I'm gonna guess 4 smoke alarms. And idk if you already did "trying every cheese from trader joe's" but I'd love to see that if you think your stomachs could handle it. It might have to be like a series in and of itself rather than one video lol
I can’t get over how the fire alarm goes off and Kristen is like “business mode” but Jen is in too much of a panic to figure out if they need to run yet lol
The tarlettes are a version of something called Flammekueche they make in France and other Alsatian countries. It was my favorite thing to order Au Bureau (a French casual dining chain, something like Chili’s, or Applebee’s, but way, way better!) while studying abroad. There was another version they only carried in the fall. It had butternut squash and Gorgonzola-it was EXCELLENT! In future, I recommend baking the tartlettes without a pan or cookie sheet. If you cook it directly on the rack, and cook it a little longer than the instructions say, you can better crisp up the bottom. I also use the convection function, to help it crisp.
I like the roasted garlic/pesto fried dough pizza as a base. Last time, I added some beautiful deli pepperoni sausage, and it was super-tasty! I think the texture of that crust is worth the effort to change it.
Kitchen & Jorn you two are genuinely my favourite online people! If you ever come to Cambridge in England I'd be more than happy to show you around! You both rock (as does Brie)! Keep it up you beauties 👌💖
Oh shit that sounds awesome
the Chair zoom Was my Favorite part!
“Sorry Kelly” needs to be merch!
I love you guys so much happy Friday!! Glad your back missed you so much 🥰🥰🥰
The weird disk with dots is my favorite pizza-like item at Trader Joe's. My fiancé does our Trader Joe's shopping and he knows that, even if I don't ask for one on my list, he is supposed to get me one. This and the hatch chili mac and cheese. Mmmmmm.
My first thought was, "KITCHEN LOOKS LIKE A BEAUTIFUL SPANIKOPITA IN THOSE TEXTURED SLEEVES."
The way my dog FREAKED when the smoke alarm went off
Try all trader Joe's cake mixes
(Tip you can split the boxes by weight and only do a fraction at a time. Weigh your eggs, combined fully and the split that as well)
Love you guys! Could you please let me know where can I buy the floral dress you are wearing kristin in the first part ?
I like the margarita one. Once in a blue moon, I like the fancy tarte one but it has a sweet onion taste so it’s definitely a mood.
WOW, queer people and pizza my two favorite things!
Kristen's outfit with the purple skirt was literally so cute 😍😍😍
Kitchen is giving me all the spring vibes 🌺🌿
My dog hated the fire alarm and hid in my bathroom and started shivering, but otherwise, a hilarious and entertaining video 😆
I remember my student apartment was so small it was really close to the Kitchen area, had a broom ready just in case xD.
I have 2 smoke alarms in my very small apt. If I don’t put the vent on while I’m baking, one of the smoke alarms goes off. Relatable 🎶
JEN YOU OWN MY LIFE!!! You two are one of the few things that keeps me stable this days thank u 💜
I REALLY love Kristin's glasses omg so cute
I want to make that Put Your Pizza On song my ring tone. A great thing to have when all of the ovens at work start screaming at you to remove food
You guys should do all the ice creams or cupcakes !? :)
What’s really funny is Jen running with her pizza when a smoke alarm is going off
7:43 again Kristen calling out Dune before it even came out
🤣 I panicked when the fire alarm went off at the intro. I have one right next to my room and I love you two, such chaos and so much love
I constantly watch your videos and soooo happy you’re back love you guys ! ❤️❤️