Geoffrey The Dumbass: Somme

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  • Опубліковано 20 жов 2024
  • Geoff's found his true calling and of ports he's bad at it.
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    Musical assets sampled from the album "Richie" by Outasight.

КОМЕНТАРІ • 206

  • @TriforceTK
    @TriforceTK 6 років тому +732

    Of ports. Absolutely of ports.

  • @fyukfy2366
    @fyukfy2366 6 років тому +715

    number 9: feeling WINE

  • @Winteramen
    @Winteramen 4 роки тому +204

    I love that running gag Amir is very self-conscious in front of Riley about abusing Geoff. I like that Riley defends Geoff, and I like that Amir always gets caught being mean to Geoff

    • @Winteramen
      @Winteramen 4 роки тому +18

      Oh my god Amir's “I didn't know she was here! I didn't know you were here...” cracks me the fuck up.

    • @Winteramen
      @Winteramen 2 роки тому +1

      @Alfredo for real 😂 what a great character dynamic

    • @leem2155
      @leem2155 Рік тому +2

      i love that you wrote this comment, and i love that you posted it. i love replying to this comment, and i love thinking about this comment.

    • @NickDBaker
      @NickDBaker Рік тому

      It’s so gold that the only times that Amir is decent is when Riley is watching and that makes him even more a of a scumbag

    • @JeremyHoffman
      @JeremyHoffman 9 місяців тому +1

      So this is Leather Goods Part 4, of sorts

  • @dfetz3
    @dfetz3 6 років тому +341

    A simple Rosé

    • @aakashdusane
      @aakashdusane 6 років тому +3

      for this jose, makes all the chicks go ayayayay!

  • @thatquietkid
    @thatquietkid 6 років тому +145

    amir personally made those mason jars with his blow your own glass studio

    • @Wastedtrait
      @Wastedtrait 6 років тому +19

      was the coal burning oven included?

    • @tonoornottono
      @tonoornottono 3 роки тому +8

      @@Wastedtrait yeah he told mickey to throw it in

    • @NateDoggDeMan
      @NateDoggDeMan 3 роки тому +5

      @@tonoornottono Jake paid though

    • @Winteramen
      @Winteramen 2 роки тому +6

      @@tonoornottono Mickey's lyin', the whole world is crying, the whole world is crying for you. Mickey! Mickey! Muckey!

  • @thomasweybrecht
    @thomasweybrecht 6 років тому +297

    An anxious wine for this concubine makes all the grapes pop off the vine
    I fondled a barbecue sandwich...in church!

    • @JotakRTS
      @JotakRTS 6 років тому +6

      One of the best

    • @raphael157157157
      @raphael157157157 6 років тому +32

      the point is he gets into churches!

    • @potudgruths972
      @potudgruths972 6 років тому +1

      Since when have you been a concubine?

    • @thehammurabichode7994
      @thehammurabichode7994 6 років тому +3

      Potud Gruths Confident Jake: "AT A CHURCH, LOOSER" (Chugs wine as he begins to cry from insecurity)

    • @djwarrior5150
      @djwarrior5150 5 років тому +1

      Tell them what day it was!

  • @tarrenl4068
    @tarrenl4068 6 років тому +92

    A punctual wine for this Chis Pine make the ladies supine!
    I spooned my lawyer, at a supermarket.

    • @maddecent08
      @maddecent08 6 років тому +4

      Tarren inhumane!!

    • @maxxar92
      @maxxar92 6 років тому +7

      The point is, he gets into to supermarkets

  • @SiddarthaGuatama
    @SiddarthaGuatama 6 років тому +54

    a dry Merlot for this poor schmoe makes the ladies say oh? I frenched my nephew at his own batmitzvah

  • @4UDIOTAPE
    @4UDIOTAPE 6 років тому +26

    OMG THAT ENDING!

  • @Noggintoggin
    @Noggintoggin 6 років тому +110

    Number nine feeling whine

    • @spodybanjack8800
      @spodybanjack8800 6 років тому

      Jake cracked up at that joke so much in the outtakes

  • @tomward462
    @tomward462 6 років тому +252

    way more riley. she funny as fuuuuck

    • @holdenrolfs
      @holdenrolfs 6 років тому +2

      Tom Ward apparently she’s moving to New York :/ /s /?

    • @joseaguilar3323
      @joseaguilar3323 6 років тому

      They need more characters, they only have 5, 3 regulars really.

  • @Craisins
    @Craisins 6 років тому +46

    This was more than hilarious! It was taupe!

  • @CharurnerGaming
    @CharurnerGaming 6 років тому +52

    yayy, riley's back!

  • @casher7821
    @casher7821 6 років тому +37

    A swig of beer for this sommelier makes the ladies sneer!
    I licked my accountant. At a mankini contest.

    • @carlton3363
      @carlton3363 6 років тому +1

      Casher
      you licked your accountant?
      Yeah, I judged a Mankini contest!

    • @Bigkahkistan
      @Bigkahkistan 5 років тому +2

      beer and sommelier? bad rhyme, bad you

  • @michaelmuise
    @michaelmuise 6 років тому +16

    This was absolutely one of my favourites

  • @natedevins2920
    @natedevins2920 6 років тому +187

    At 1:31 amir and Geoff drink at the same time

  • @edb1322
    @edb1322 6 років тому +28

    This is one of the best ones you've ever done. Really solid script, great acting across the board.

    • @Last_Respecter
      @Last_Respecter 2 роки тому +1

      The script was tight. And that ain’t right.

    • @Winteramen
      @Winteramen 2 роки тому

      "It's an on-time wine." So bizarre

    • @porkerpants
      @porkerpants Рік тому

      Who?

    • @JeremyHoffman
      @JeremyHoffman 9 місяців тому

      Reilley was delivering such great touches even back when she was an intern. Like the little lean in she gives when Geoffrey is first tasting the wine, like she's saying, "alright, I'm probably gonna regret this, but I am curious to hear what he says about the wine".

  • @frankerspanker6186
    @frankerspanker6186 6 років тому +6

    Im subscribed to headgum on five youtube accounts. I love these videos more than breathing.

  • @rononyonka17
    @rononyonka17 6 років тому +16

    That wine must have cost like a bad amount of money

  • @stonetic2515
    @stonetic2515 6 років тому +6

    3 minutes a week isn't enough to satisfy my need for Headgum content.

  • @mattwarren3274
    @mattwarren3274 6 років тому +4

    i love how the backstory with amir is building. this is one of my favorites so far

  • @FirstLast-pk2of
    @FirstLast-pk2of 6 років тому +21

    thought this was going to be related to the battle of the somme

  • @sean_tr
    @sean_tr 6 років тому +139

    Riley is a legit 10ct piece, on the real no lie.

    • @austinmurphy17
      @austinmurphy17 6 років тому

      Sean M. Tries I have to agree

    • @ColdBlooded6666
      @ColdBlooded6666 6 років тому +8

      You need to go out more Sean.

    • @smokejc
      @smokejc 6 років тому +18

      Him going out more doesn't invalidate the fact that she's a smokeshow.

    • @sean_tr
      @sean_tr 6 років тому +94

      Dude, I eat at at the chillest restaurants and hang out with the hottest guys.

    • @MichaelPuterbaugh
      @MichaelPuterbaugh 6 років тому +2

      queueing up outside 1Oak Chelsea waiting for her to move here

  • @wowzers1237____
    @wowzers1237____ 8 місяців тому +1

    "You can say 'or don't' about anything! You're in frame by thee way... or don't."

  • @decemberscott1289
    @decemberscott1289 6 років тому +34

    Riley was converted 😭

  • @brandogg9750
    @brandogg9750 6 років тому +20

    Not me I say, I prefer the old fashioned way.
    What gets my rocks off why you don’t say.
    It’s a matter of taste, a simple rozay to end my day.

  • @Mr.Limekiller
    @Mr.Limekiller 5 років тому +2

    This is how Whitney found out that her job had no upwards mobility.

  • @jonnil1997
    @jonnil1997 6 років тому +7

    Love the callback

  • @LTG709
    @LTG709 6 років тому +9

    Amir yelling legit scares me.

  • @RowBlanka
    @RowBlanka 6 років тому +28

    i love that jake & amir often act as a team now...

  • @KhyleTM
    @KhyleTM 6 років тому +3

    One of my fav episodes, Riley is really good, she should be in these more.

  • @Andresbutdigital
    @Andresbutdigital 6 років тому +3

    I like how Riley joins in on Geoffrey's antics.

  • @anthonysamuels1431
    @anthonysamuels1431 4 роки тому +2

    "All it takes is beers of training" is a phrase I now use often haha

  • @kierankieran7507
    @kierankieran7507 6 років тому

    i can't tell why but every thursday i'm just waiting for these to come up in my feed. Great great great

  • @bunniz
    @bunniz 4 роки тому +2

    They should have started the video Geoffrey singing “body once told me the world is gonna roll me.”

  • @anga.6891
    @anga.6891 6 років тому +2

    when amir realized riley was there and started screaming at geoff LMAOO it was good call back

  • @AethusalaAeon
    @AethusalaAeon 6 років тому +15

    I love that one that was funny

  • @cambreeross878
    @cambreeross878 6 років тому +5

    At 2:15 I was 100% sure Riley was going to say coy

  • @LiamEsterly
    @LiamEsterly 6 років тому

    These are quality videos from a company specializing in podcasts.

  • @officialyakiclone1860
    @officialyakiclone1860 5 років тому

    Drinking wine and just had to watch this.. So great

  • @sludgehub
    @sludgehub 6 років тому +1

    The way jake say 'jesus chroist' gets me absolutely every time

  • @mouth4war880
    @mouth4war880 4 роки тому +1

    I named my guinea pig Jeffry, he used to be named sock, but now he’s geophery

  • @madelinemiller5170
    @madelinemiller5170 6 років тому

    Literally watching this while I am at work behind a wine bar. Perfection, of jorts.

  • @SyntheticMew
    @SyntheticMew 6 років тому +13

    This is how the content should be from this channel to build. What made Jake and Amir so great. But with this cast you have ability to change up whose getting houmded for being dumb

  • @TheP-H
    @TheP-H 6 років тому

    i have to say best sketch yet imo

  • @SheriTelevision
    @SheriTelevision 6 років тому +1

    love these guys...

  • @huntercitizen
    @huntercitizen 6 років тому +1

    love these guys

  • @markerenberg3439
    @markerenberg3439 6 років тому +7

    Bring Reilly on full time! She’s hilarious

  • @thatquietkid
    @thatquietkid 6 років тому +2

    Somme BODY once told me this wine was gonna roll me

    • @Winteramen
      @Winteramen 4 роки тому

      Some bahdy wanse told me that Headgum is gonna *podcast*

  • @kickandblock
    @kickandblock 4 роки тому +1

    Lmfaooooo, “specifically 1oak”

  • @anthonys216
    @anthonys216 6 років тому +2

    HE DOESN'T GET WINE! OF PORTS.

  • @natedevins2920
    @natedevins2920 6 років тому

    Every time they make a new video. Its the best

  • @camthethird
    @camthethird 6 років тому

    Geoffrey is on his way to starring in those Dos Equis commercials. Eventually they'll realize he's not a dumbass but actually a really strong candidate for Most Interesting Man in the world. This series is somme of the best content on YT right now.

  • @Bennnnism
    @Bennnnism 6 років тому +1

    The “I didn’t know she was here” made this fucking video.

    • @Bennnnism
      @Bennnnism 6 років тому

      Like she’s his fucking body guard.

  • @yospearson3128
    @yospearson3128 6 років тому

    I think this is the best outro

  • @karlkarling1444
    @karlkarling1444 6 років тому

    I would kill for one of those headgum jars.

  • @WeeklyComedian
    @WeeklyComedian 6 років тому

    I love how Riley does the Geoff face after Jake calls her stupid

  • @SoxsDream
    @SoxsDream 6 років тому +2

    It's a Reilly!

  • @quinsey9211
    @quinsey9211 6 років тому

    best episode yet. its starting to build on its inside jokes like j and a did. becoming a show instead of solitary clips. Im also building a theory based on this ep. that theres like a stupid virus. And geoff just excretes dumbassery onto his victims haha

  • @sinn1sl0ken
    @sinn1sl0ken 6 років тому

    I just realized this is the same bottle of wine I got from a Club W subscription (that I got with an If I Were You promo code, no less). Geoffrey and I have shared the same wine... we're brothers now, I think.

  • @davisdavis468
    @davisdavis468 6 років тому +1

    Where can I procure one of those Headgum Jason jars

  • @jessetorres5461
    @jessetorres5461 6 років тому +1

    That was a good one

  • @annaheff7332
    @annaheff7332 6 років тому +1

    All I want to know is whether those headgum jars are glass or plastic, and whether or not I can own one

  • @ClonedControls
    @ClonedControls 6 років тому +3

    ....THAT'S AW-SOMME DUDE.

  • @coreyperdue37
    @coreyperdue37 5 років тому +1

    I cant wait to meet Reilly and Geoff at headgum palooza. By meet I mean glance and pathetically not muster up the huevos to say hi to people 6 years younger than me

  • @BarginsGalore
    @BarginsGalore 4 роки тому +1

    What would you say is the perfect amount of oak

  • @Double0Pig
    @Double0Pig 6 років тому +1

    GEOFFREY'S NOT EVEN 21 ILLEGAL VIDEO

  • @Replay260
    @Replay260 6 років тому

    "It defiantly has a secret."
    LMOA!!

  • @timbuckthe2nd642
    @timbuckthe2nd642 6 років тому +4

    So is Amir being emotionally abusive to Geoff in front of Riley a running gag?

  • @Bobbleheads56
    @Bobbleheads56 3 роки тому

    I love how mad jake gets about them being sommeliers

  • @gantua283
    @gantua283 6 років тому

    The chipmunk in the background of the video was so mean to Riley at the end there.

  • @axlglenn2156
    @axlglenn2156 6 років тому +1

    I love angry Geoffrey

  • @axlglenn2156
    @axlglenn2156 6 років тому

    Geoffrey has an undeniable talent of making everybody near him stupid.

  • @anthony7960
    @anthony7960 6 років тому +5

    UNAPOLOGETICALLY PUNCTUAL

  • @darmam0o
    @darmam0o 6 років тому

    Man, Reilly is the best, I'm so happy she's back!

  • @NotMac
    @NotMac 6 років тому +1

    Id like more of Geoff converting people

  • @derrattler9508
    @derrattler9508 6 років тому +2

    You should make another video about amir is yelling at Geofray so he is obset

  • @sirociper
    @sirociper 6 років тому

    I'm feeling out of ports

  • @ruule
    @ruule 5 років тому

    "And now you're stupid all of a sudden?" 🤣🤣

  • @bigsaft8100
    @bigsaft8100 6 років тому +1

    Glad Geoff went for the merlot instead of the grige! the 95 Ritratti!

  • @SeraphsWitness
    @SeraphsWitness Рік тому

    Reilly is Geoff's enforcer now.
    Also they didn't let the tannins mellow on that red wine, come on!

  • @HomestarRunner20X6
    @HomestarRunner20X6 6 років тому

    an anxious port
    for this thankless sport
    makes the sommeliers go... SQUORT

  • @Kyvinn
    @Kyvinn 5 років тому

    I fucking love this shit and I need to meet them all.

  • @danfromtheburgh
    @danfromtheburgh 6 років тому +1

    I really like the girl and her acting! She´s funny!

  • @WilliamThee4th
    @WilliamThee4th 4 роки тому

    I can't wait for 🍻:30

  • @JamScamly
    @JamScamly 2 роки тому

    the funny thing is, Riley got her sommelier's license just for this video. she's a professional wine-o.

  • @rnjbond230
    @rnjbond230 6 років тому +1

    I love when Geoff makes people around him dumber

  • @deadmo1
    @deadmo1 6 років тому

    u guys r crazy 12 / 10 ;)

  • @sirociper
    @sirociper 6 років тому

    "It was a pig costume!"

  • @juandiegoprado
    @juandiegoprado 6 років тому +1

    They can't truly appreciate the wine unless they buttchug it!

  • @quinsey9211
    @quinsey9211 6 років тому

    Headgum likes comments... my mission begins now.

  • @DGice2
    @DGice2 6 років тому

    Do you think that's just food coloring or they used the good stuff?

  • @the-boring-car-guy
    @the-boring-car-guy 6 років тому

    Holy shit is that the same Jake that got into crimson on a Tuesday?!

  • @markkittel44
    @markkittel44 3 місяці тому

    What's so perfect about.... one oak?

  • @48rylo
    @48rylo 6 років тому

    "Now you're stupid all THE sudden" come on Jake.... come on

  • @sft3485
    @sft3485 6 років тому +2

    How can a liquid be dry! Lol

  • @tristantristan8996
    @tristantristan8996 6 років тому +10

    Please just post more videos

  • @BarginsGalore
    @BarginsGalore 3 роки тому

    How many oaks is the perfect amount

  • @archiemarshall4368
    @archiemarshall4368 6 років тому

    What amount of oak would you say if the perfect amount? One Oak

  • @Hossyboy420
    @Hossyboy420 6 місяців тому

    Don’t say this one or this one, it’s all the same bottle!