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Geoffrey the Dumbass: Never Forget

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  • Опубліковано 29 лис 2017
  • Geoff finds it hard to remember to never forget.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 324

  • @agistoni1894
    @agistoni1894 5 років тому +221

    “How many is too many?”, a beautiful throwback to the first ever Jake and Amir.

    • @nyxunderhill6437
      @nyxunderhill6437 2 роки тому +7

      Speaking of throwing it back, did you like Jeff’s cool dance?

    • @misternotlob6769
      @misternotlob6769 Рік тому +1

      I think the first episode of Jake and Amir was technically "Trust Fall" but it's kinda up for debate as to when it actually became a series.

  • @jackvalice8430
    @jackvalice8430 6 років тому +295

    "That's.. AWFUL dude"

  • @collagemintjelly
    @collagemintjelly 6 років тому +428

    No one Matt should have all that Lauer

    • @collagemintjelly
      @collagemintjelly 6 років тому +10

      Ravenkliff of jorts

    • @climbitclimate
      @climbitclimate 6 років тому +9

      Alright, so you didn’t change the second part

    • @JoshMarshain
      @JoshMarshain 6 років тому +9

      I've thought about this line 8 times today

  • @shibadoge5349
    @shibadoge5349 6 років тому +315

    I love the coy subplot that Headgum is failing as a company.

  • @abemrofchak
    @abemrofchak 6 років тому +106

    "No one Matt should have all that Lauer." I just punched my phone. Also, I love that Geoff is the next logical conclusion of the Amir character.

    • @smokejc
      @smokejc 2 роки тому

      still don't understand that line and I feel stupid

    • @slycooper459
      @slycooper459 2 роки тому +4

      @@smokejc “no one man should have all that power”

    • @smokejc
      @smokejc 2 роки тому +5

      @@slycooper459 god that's so bad, I love it

  • @TriforceTK
    @TriforceTK 6 років тому +519

    Osama Bin Hidin? Osama Bin not.

    • @StuziCamis
      @StuziCamis 6 років тому +65

      ........WE CAUGHT THE BITCH!!!

    • @danspitalnik
      @danspitalnik 6 років тому +7

      Beat me to it.

    • @Poplorok
      @Poplorok 6 років тому +11

      He was hiding. And now he's not!

    • @smokejc
      @smokejc 6 років тому +14

      I'm gonna grill him, George Foreman style.

    • @raphael157157157
      @raphael157157157 6 років тому +12

      Thelema aka with onions

  • @TimSchraepen
    @TimSchraepen 6 років тому +112

    REAL TEARS on the "Jesus christ! Who?!". I died!

    • @pardingo
      @pardingo 6 років тому +3

      That was legit the funniest joke of the video.

    • @MeganMcIntosh
      @MeganMcIntosh 5 років тому +1

      Tim Schraepen oh HAI fancy seeing you here!

    • @Comraderob1
      @Comraderob1 4 роки тому +2

      But were they tears of soy?

  • @Biskmut
    @Biskmut 5 років тому +45

    Sometimes Geoff is so handsome that I feel bad for myself.

  • @OMEGAZTECK
    @OMEGAZTECK 6 років тому +150

    What did I have for breakfast ? It's never been

  • @EpicFallOut
    @EpicFallOut 3 роки тому +5

    The algorithm is working perfectly because this came up in my recommended today

  • @juandiegoprado
    @juandiegoprado 6 років тому +72

    He could have asked Amir for some huevos rancheros. He did order one of everything after all.

    • @haki4066
      @haki4066 6 років тому +12

      FutbolVinotinto21 But Amir style huevos rancheros are too salty

    • @PeterWongvlogs
      @PeterWongvlogs 3 роки тому +6

      @@haki4066 or Amir style, no salt at all

    • @caprificusfigs
      @caprificusfigs 3 роки тому +4

      @@PeterWongvlogs he has a very inconsistent style.

  • @LORDUnLuCkY13
    @LORDUnLuCkY13 2 роки тому +19

    I think the breakfast exchange is one of the funniest things Jake and Amir have ever written

  • @meshjunior
    @meshjunior 5 років тому +19

    Geoff is the amalgamation of insecure Jake and all of Amir. AND I LOVE IT!

  • @dpolsrod
    @dpolsrod 6 років тому +8

    Loved the "How many is too many" line from Jake. Takes me way back.

  • @jamesgoodwin2656
    @jamesgoodwin2656 6 років тому +29

    Man I would happily uproot my life and move across the world to work with these guys haha

  • @WavyCarbs
    @WavyCarbs 6 років тому +107

    I ATE A BASKETBALL

    • @TheGoats.
      @TheGoats. 5 років тому +1

      WavyCarbs OF JORTS!

  • @MittyPoots
    @MittyPoots 6 років тому +30

    That pun had me floored

    • @vallraffs
      @vallraffs 6 років тому +4

      "Floored"!! Like a Matt! Good pun, DUDE!

  • @franklinbadge1215
    @franklinbadge1215 6 років тому +6

    When he was asked about his breakfast I expected him to say "It's never been"

  • @lowtdog
    @lowtdog 6 років тому +8

    I'm so confused, and entertained, I think.

  • @carlton3363
    @carlton3363 6 років тому +18

    From them mentioning his age I've realised I am older than Geoff, I am not ok with this

  • @nathanweisser
    @nathanweisser 6 років тому +7

    That outro still gets me every time

  • @owenbouchard3164
    @owenbouchard3164 6 років тому +11

    Best. Geoffrey the Dumbass. Ever. That is saying a lot. Keep them coming. You guys rule. Had me folded in two I was laughing so hard. Awesome dude.

  • @thomasalexander8370
    @thomasalexander8370 6 років тому +64

    They keep talking about how they're running out of money... I'm low-key scared it may be true

    • @thomasalexander8370
      @thomasalexander8370 6 років тому +52

      Okay guys that didn't make me feel any better

    • @SiddarthaGuatama
      @SiddarthaGuatama 6 років тому

      Maybe try to make something funny and that wouldn't be happening

    • @thomasalexander8370
      @thomasalexander8370 6 років тому +5

      Fighting Central I love headgum wtf

    • @SiddarthaGuatama
      @SiddarthaGuatama 6 років тому

      Thomas Alexander so do I. But not as much as Jake and Amir. As much as how funny they used to be. I've been watching these for ten years. They are trying to hard for videos that are just not funny.

    • @thomasalexander8370
      @thomasalexander8370 6 років тому +6

      Fighting Central personally I disagree but everyone's entitled to their own opinion.

  • @testing25
    @testing25 6 років тому +9

    I feel a deep connection with Geoff now because I also LOVE that obscure Jimmy Fallon moment!!

  • @slycooper459
    @slycooper459 5 років тому +5

    I like how the end just devolves slowly into madness

  • @leddyal-khakaf3378
    @leddyal-khakaf3378 6 років тому +38

    Geoffrey is 20 damn

    • @JoshMarshain
      @JoshMarshain 6 років тому +6

      Leddy Al-khakaf I know right? He could pass for 25 or older

    • @acerodh
      @acerodh 6 років тому +1

      damn, do all americans look older or is this an isolated case?

    • @xgullafter9590
      @xgullafter9590 6 років тому

      He's just Indian

  • @HandsUp12100
    @HandsUp12100 6 років тому +99

    Wait, Geoff was only four when 9/11 happened? He's only 20 years old?!?!

  • @jamesflannery7106
    @jamesflannery7106 6 років тому +18

    It's pretty upsetting that Geoffery is younger than me. He looks at least 25.

    • @xgullafter9590
      @xgullafter9590 6 років тому +1

      James Flannery thats what happens when you work out I guess

  • @justusthedeep
    @justusthedeep 6 років тому +4

    I can't wait for the outtakes volume. Please release it sooooooon

  • @mesaxton3279
    @mesaxton3279 6 років тому +5

    They really found their balance in this one. Good job

  • @meechivelli
    @meechivelli 6 років тому +3

    These keep getting better and better. Keep it... UP?!

  • @marioparra00
    @marioparra00 6 років тому +20

    OSAMA BIN HIDING? OSAMA BIN NOT!

  • @jonnil1997
    @jonnil1997 6 років тому +42

    Omg this one was really funny!

  • @unicornevil6913
    @unicornevil6913 Рік тому +1

    I'm so happy that searching youtube for "no one matt should have all that lauer" brings up the video

  • @remyd.s2286
    @remyd.s2286 6 років тому +152

    Is Amir going grey???? I'm just going crazy, right?

    • @natalier8682
      @natalier8682 6 років тому +77

      He's going taupe

    • @Doctor_Smith
      @Doctor_Smith 6 років тому +12

      I dunno i think his hair looks great

    • @Deniecu
      @Deniecu 6 років тому +17

      I think it looks good on him :D

    • @DendyJungle
      @DendyJungle 6 років тому +5

      Darth Dingus I'm 22 and got a couple greys

    • @hazelcoodo4814
      @hazelcoodo4814 6 років тому +1

      He's going toupée

  • @slycooper459
    @slycooper459 5 років тому +2

    “You think 9/11 was a prank pulled by Matt Lauer?” That makes me laugh every time

  • @valeshan
    @valeshan 6 років тому +8

    I think the most shocking thing was how young geoff is, 4yrs old in 2001?

  • @ShortMan_123
    @ShortMan_123 3 роки тому +2

    This is art. So well crafted, wonderful, genius nonsense.

  • @SemiSweetEdits
    @SemiSweetEdits 6 років тому +2

    Okay this is almost definitely my favorite one so far.

  • @JeromeBeckett
    @JeromeBeckett 6 років тому +49

    "Huevos" is a throwback to that Jake and Amir episode; Reddit maybe?
    Edit: I checked and it was Reddit Part 2 but the replies also mention Breakfast

    • @HipkissDesign
      @HipkissDesign 6 років тому +12

      JeromeBeckett huevos comes up a few times in J&A, all I can think of is Breakfast off the top of my head.

    • @AlexTurnson
      @AlexTurnson 6 років тому +11

      Yeah you're thinking of Breakfast: "huevos rancheros, Amir style"

    • @ayusha149
      @ayusha149 6 років тому +3

      also, when jake says, "how many is too many?" from beer

    • @JoshMarshain
      @JoshMarshain 6 років тому

      I feel like "huevos" has just become a part of Jake and Amir's vocabulary at this point

    • @TheArchsage74
      @TheArchsage74 6 років тому +1

      It's just Spanish for eggs.

  • @SuperJimtendo
    @SuperJimtendo 6 років тому +88

    As much as I did enjoy this particular video, the callbacks to older episodes only serve to remind me of how much I miss the golden ages of Jake and Amir (first office and second office - 3rd was very hit or miss with more bad than good). I don't think I will ever forgive TruTV for not making a Jake and Amir tv show when they had a chance. It's enough to make me want to plank at a vigil.

    • @meechivelli
      @meechivelli 6 років тому +8

      TruTV lost a golden opportunity to be completely honest.

    • @simonhailom2477
      @simonhailom2477 2 роки тому +1

      Don't forget your Red Bull

  • @RowBlanka
    @RowBlanka 6 років тому +4

    wow the kanye west-power line was graceful

  • @Toothpick91
    @Toothpick91 6 років тому +4

    Amir is becoming a gray fox !

  • @pearceyboat
    @pearceyboat 6 років тому

    Best one yet. Absolutely I’m sure

  • @KenDonMusicYT
    @KenDonMusicYT 5 років тому +2

    What a punchline. That is so good.

  • @donald347
    @donald347 6 років тому +21

    Geoff was 4 is 2001?!

    • @GINOVONNI
      @GINOVONNI 6 років тому +2

      Donald some bullshit I was born 98 aint no way he a year older than me

    • @awesomeguy2009
      @awesomeguy2009 6 років тому +3

      Egorgian He's the same age as me. I thought he was older than me to be honest.

  • @stoneychoni
    @stoneychoni 6 років тому +1

    When jake said,”No fucking way” I laughed so hard I choked TWICE

  • @imaposer5
    @imaposer5 6 років тому +1

    So many of these jokes went over my head

  • @Rocketmanrun
    @Rocketmanrun 6 років тому +8

    Here's a tip don't watch these at work people will think you're crazy for laughing to yourself so much ! lol

  • @meanbeanmachine
    @meanbeanmachine 6 років тому +2

    This is the closest thing in quality to Jake and Amir that's come about since the shorts ended.

  • @Nikhilinho
    @Nikhilinho 6 років тому +1

    I keeled over in class when I heard “no one matt should have all that lauer”

  • @taylordorothy4744
    @taylordorothy4744 6 років тому +1

    Geoffrey is legit TALENTED

  • @DanielHernandez-ut8fq
    @DanielHernandez-ut8fq 2 роки тому +1

    Shows up on my recommended today of all days…

  • @slycooper459
    @slycooper459 6 років тому +1

    I actually laughed for a minute straight at “you think 9/11 was a prank Matt Lauer pulled?”

  • @AfroGamer29
    @AfroGamer29 6 років тому +1

    classic Jake and Amish, keep this coming guys!

  • @hazelcoodo4814
    @hazelcoodo4814 6 років тому +6

    "That's ... awful dude" My soul has been crushed

  • @zLukkee
    @zLukkee 6 років тому +1

    This video was hilarious, why are people saying they're running out of ideas

  • @JamesLavinTheOnly
    @JamesLavinTheOnly 6 років тому

    Best video

  • @darkknight072
    @darkknight072 6 років тому +9

    WHAT'S THE DEAAAAAL WITH 9/11?!

  • @FeroxFury
    @FeroxFury 6 років тому

    my favourite one so far

  • @Winteramen
    @Winteramen 2 роки тому +1

    "Feral, you guys are dough boys..."

  • @Aryeh487
    @Aryeh487 6 років тому

    whats crazy to me is that they barely have any views...or subscribers. i luv theyre videos

  • @Hamza.Deniz.
    @Hamza.Deniz. 6 років тому +7

    whats up with the "headgum is going broke" thing?
    i hope its just a bit

  • @mikelor84
    @mikelor84 5 років тому +1

    basically Geoffrey was the dude who asked the last question in episode 109 of the IfIWereYou podcast (at 40:29) "for lunch I had a bag and a ham" "everything is sorta correct but a little weird in his universe"
    both guys got a 'YOU ARE NO' from J&A

  • @damienozembloski4543
    @damienozembloski4543 3 роки тому

    The descent into chaos

  • @nourmicroplaid4135
    @nourmicroplaid4135 2 роки тому +1

    never forget

  • @seanculligan8592
    @seanculligan8592 6 років тому +1

    Strangest episode yet!

  • @tiamta
    @tiamta 6 років тому +7

    He was 4? He's 20?

  • @jonhalo
    @jonhalo 6 років тому

    10/10 mastapiece headgum golden age

  • @theheroofkvatch8370
    @theheroofkvatch8370 6 років тому

    love it

  • @Pughhead
    @Pughhead 6 років тому +26

    THAT'S AWFUL DUDE

  • @spodybanjack8800
    @spodybanjack8800 6 років тому +1

    This video was worth making for the Matt Lauer pun alone (but the rest was also funny)

  • @alyabarq7281
    @alyabarq7281 6 років тому

    the end!!!! 😂😂😂 perfect

  • @Greanwud
    @Greanwud Рік тому

    The HeadGoscar award goes to

  • @AltafNanavati
    @AltafNanavati 6 років тому

    This one is my favorite. Right next to the Jorts vid

  • @ryanmchugh9803
    @ryanmchugh9803 5 років тому

    Geoff. I fucking love you

  • @JayMiV
    @JayMiV 6 років тому +4

    That's Matt Lauer, dude.

  • @michaelmuise
    @michaelmuise 6 років тому +2

    Thursday is my favourite day

  • @Daniel_Boni
    @Daniel_Boni 4 роки тому

    In the high school video with Riley, Geoff Asks if he can play some music from his high school days and chooses “I write sins not tragedies” by PATD meaning he’d be around my age, late 20s/30 etc

  • @mattiacallian
    @mattiacallian 6 років тому

    How many is too many.... Geoff is officially the new amir

  • @jmsareeves
    @jmsareeves 6 років тому

    This video made 9/11 worth it

  •  4 роки тому

    Doughboys reference had me DYING

  • @kipkipful
    @kipkipful 4 роки тому

    How many is too many?

  • @ShortMan_123
    @ShortMan_123 6 років тому

    I've just realised that Geoff is younger than me- what do you Americans eat/feed your children that make them develop so remarkably quickly???
    That's awesome dude

  • @TheHCPro
    @TheHCPro 6 років тому +1

    Does Amir have salt and pepper hair or is it just me? He is such a cute

  • @LOCOnarwhal
    @LOCOnarwhal 6 років тому +1

    4:01 when did Marty change his last name from Gingervitis?

  • @jonnil1997
    @jonnil1997 6 років тому +9

    JESUS CHRIST!

  • @GentsPlayingPolo
    @GentsPlayingPolo 6 років тому

    ROFL this is so good. So glad we got into scripted skits kids.

  • @mattkrywyj5184
    @mattkrywyj5184 3 роки тому

    Who’s that picture of on the laptop??? It went over my head

  • @maximumeffortgaming5639
    @maximumeffortgaming5639 4 роки тому

    I like how it’s basically Jake and Amir but Amir has turned into Jake and Geoff has become Amir

  • @nirorinify
    @nirorinify 6 років тому +1

    i ate a basketball

  • @nikhiladarkar3249
    @nikhiladarkar3249 6 років тому

    of course

  • @blink182izawsm
    @blink182izawsm 6 років тому +2

    Osama been Laughing

  • @JuniorSkeptic
    @JuniorSkeptic 6 років тому

    I spat water all over my iPad the second the Seinfeld theme started

  • @deadmo1
    @deadmo1 6 років тому

    DUDE AM DAYAIN

  • @JoshMarshain
    @JoshMarshain 2 роки тому

    Had this video ended after the Matt Lauer joke I would've still been satisfied

  • @koustave
    @koustave 6 років тому

    Classic Seinfeld ending is too classic

  • @GreggyAnhVNeck
    @GreggyAnhVNeck 5 років тому

    Who are these people?!

  • @SudingTheVideoking
    @SudingTheVideoking 6 років тому

    im pissing my pants

  • @vJ0D
    @vJ0D 6 років тому

    good