Geoffrey the Dumbass: Rand Paul's Drag Race

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  • @LeCatization
    @LeCatization 7 років тому +589

    How is Geoffrey not fired yet? Or is he in it for the long Paul?

    • @JayMiV
      @JayMiV 7 років тому +61

      The loonnnggg Paul.

    • @AyleidCraft
      @AyleidCraft 7 років тому +21

      Hes a headgumbass

    • @Andresbutdigital
      @Andresbutdigital 7 років тому +6

      Very Nice

    • @juandiegoprado
      @juandiegoprado 7 років тому +11

      Jay Milligan No one's ever not taken the cash...

    • @colormePOOR
      @colormePOOR 7 років тому +5

      How was Amir never fired for his incompetance in Jake and Amir? These questions will drive you to your grave.

  • @Andmunko
    @Andmunko 7 років тому +165

    lol, I'm from Moldova. Just happy someone mentioned us in a video

    • @Camtrain1989
      @Camtrain1989 3 роки тому +4

      MULLED over I said... Ya bish...

  • @aubreystewart3772
    @aubreystewart3772 7 років тому +1005

    Every time you see Amir suppress a laugh or a smile..... he's not breaking character. My theory is that at the end of Jake and Amir proper, Jake accepts amir's offer to dinner and they have a serious heart to heart. Jake admits that he loves working with Amir, and he'd love to find some creative outlet for their banter and hi-jinks and love for dialogue and rhyming. That's when it hits them like the bus that hit Amir's girlfriend; they could start a podcast, to which Amir replies "I'll do you one WORSE! An entire podcast NETWORK!" Although he used the word "worse" incorrectly, Jake refrains from arguing with Amir and realizes that that's a perfect idea. Amir, consistently shouting "HENRY" all the while, is flabbergasted to hear that Jake wants to work with him. However, Jake establishes the condition that Amir must go through intense psychological therapy. Amir, initially resistant, slowly accepts the condition once he realizes that Jake is really going to be with him every step of the way. Years pass, and Amir slowly begins to develop a normal social life not dependent on Jake, but still involving Jake. His diet is diversified. He takes up life-enriching hobbies not entirely consisting of masturbating in shrimp. He learns to have normal conversations. Most interestingly, he's learned to control and direct his typically self-destructive behavior into a form of humor that works very well on his new podcast "If I Were You"; the only advice podcast on the internet hosted by him and Jake.
    However..... a new intern is somehow miraculously hired despite his complete lack of basic common sense and understanding of any real world concept besides Yo-Yo's and vests. This intern.... this dumbass intern.... is gradually revitalizing the inner demons that once ran rampant in the mind of Amir. Every time they speak.... every encounter that they have.... Amir begins to enjoy the complete recklessness represented by Geoffrey. Amir has been trying very hard to suppress it. He'll talk down to Geoffrey and rationally break apart the flaws in his reasoning..... just like Jake used to do to him. But this only succeeds in bringing back memories of the times before Amir's therapy. Jake is not ignorant of this transformation. He has tried many methods to prevent Geoffrey from influencing Amir. He has berated him, casually dismissed him, and rationalized with him.
    Unfortunately, it is evident that Amir's former self is slipping through the cracks that Geoffrey has chiseled into him. It won't be long before Jake realizes this inevitability... and is forced to kill Geoffrey.... for the sake of his friend.

    • @roodolf9879
      @roodolf9879 7 років тому +61

      aubrey stewart absolutely stunning, that was great and I would love if Jake and amir read it. a round of applause for this smart broad makes me believe in gawwwd

    • @nickirichards5617
      @nickirichards5617 7 років тому +30

      Wow what a ride from start to finish, love it!

    • @NikSwiftDigs
      @NikSwiftDigs 7 років тому +63

      I'm beefing soy at this- this- this, more than a pitch, this masterqueef of modern cinema.
      Work Lonely and Horny in there and I'll syndicate it. I don't have the leverage, money, nor gravitas to make it happen, but that doesn't mean I can't do it!

    • @OhplsAndrew
      @OhplsAndrew 7 років тому +72

      Uptoke this philosopher to karma heaven!

    • @MooMooShiny
      @MooMooShiny 7 років тому +17

      Shoerika!

  • @ethanb8001
    @ethanb8001 7 років тому +347

    I get why people like to say Geoffrey and his character are basically Amir but I think they are pretty different. Amir was constantly looking for Jakes acceptance even in statements he was almost asking a question but with Geoffrey he is so confident in his idiotic ideas its a completely different character imo (a character that I love haha)

    • @rosiex2757
      @rosiex2757 7 років тому +11

      There are subtle differences between the characters and I hope it can be expanded upon in future episodes :)

    • @MrGoodbye23
      @MrGoodbye23 7 років тому +2

      Geoff is just stupid as fuck lmao

    • @smooooth_
      @smooooth_ 7 років тому +31

      Also Geoff doesn't seem to be a horrible person like Amir was designed to be. He's just, well, a dumbass

    • @JonathanRuchlis
      @JonathanRuchlis 7 років тому +5

      yeah there are differences but he plays it hella similarly with the same mannerisms and shit. peep the sorry at 2:53 textbook j and a. they seem to be his main comedic influence. hes good at it but it'd be cool if he did his own thing a bit more.

    • @michaelcrowe111
      @michaelcrowe111 7 років тому +5

      I get what you're saying, and in part I agree, but there were two pretty different versions of Amir depending on when the video was made. At first he was just a "needy dumb loser" as Jake put it. Then later on he became more crazy and mean spirited, with these borderline magic powers. Geoff seems like the second version if he wasn't such an asshole.

  • @Mattoe98
    @Mattoe98 7 років тому +121

    Amir might finally get invited to a Gala!!!

    • @tickkid
      @tickkid 5 років тому +10

      Are Jants pee proof?

    • @Captain_Jack514
      @Captain_Jack514 5 років тому +9

      Tickkid _ Dry clean only

    • @cherryslat5702
      @cherryslat5702 4 роки тому +2

      Nothing is pee proof, it's cotton clothing. You reek of piss.

    • @achillesshin4080
      @achillesshin4080 4 роки тому +2

      Cherry Slat EUREKA!

  • @kmk3910
    @kmk3910 7 років тому +49

    If only Amir had purchased those platinum white dress shoes. Then he would have taken Geoffrey as his guest to a Gala.

  • @tastethrainbow3
    @tastethrainbow3 7 років тому +52

    i legit want/need these outtakes

  • @MindControlFilms
    @MindControlFilms 7 років тому +91

    "Moldovan, Laotian, Djiboutian, all the way up to white." Nothing more profound has ever been uttered. Good shit, Geoff.

    • @kaipography
      @kaipography Рік тому

      Thank you, could not figure out how to spell Djiboutian!!

  • @juandiegoprado
    @juandiegoprado 7 років тому +34

    I can't believe that I've started to use the phrase "that's awesome dude" un-ironically in my every day speech...

  • @uncutangling
    @uncutangling 7 років тому +28

    3:04 Geoffrey can't handle it

    • @Th31i0nZ
      @Th31i0nZ 2 роки тому

      0:31 Amir cant handle it

  • @juancamera8036
    @juancamera8036 3 роки тому +4

    the look on amir's face at 3:55 is cinematographic gold

  • @iluvjesus71
    @iluvjesus71 6 років тому +11

    god this always makes me laugh so much! "rand paul's grand ball" i'm dead!

  • @Freemoney1000
    @Freemoney1000 7 років тому +27

    Damn Geoffrey really has it nice. I mean how chill would be be to hang with j&a and make vids and podcast for a living

    • @arjunholmie
      @arjunholmie 2 роки тому +1

      Chiller than Aardvark cum

  • @AndrewPonti
    @AndrewPonti 7 років тому +6

    I loved this so much! There is the writing and timing we love!...it was basically Amir as Jake and Geoffrey as Amir. Amir even used the same insults and inflections Jakes does, and Geoffrey did the same as Amir.

  • @gabriellalewis4845
    @gabriellalewis4845 7 років тому +8

    My three favorite things: rupauls drag race, politics, and jake and amir 👍🏼

  • @johnchapman9487
    @johnchapman9487 6 років тому +5

    The bait and switch in this video is so on point I have seen it over a 100 times and I still think it’s the single best video ever. Reaction time and response time are perfect 👌 been with em since day 1 when I killed myself in a Starbucks

  • @LumplingL
    @LumplingL 7 років тому +4

    I love that you can see the non focused character break/smile/laugh when the shot is on the other guy. It's hilarious.

  • @iDirtyDianaX
    @iDirtyDianaX 7 років тому +16

    "all the way up to white" made me crack up

  • @BoogieBoogsForever
    @BoogieBoogsForever 5 років тому +1

    That video was crazy crazy good.
    Amazing job, guys!!
    You tapped in to the frustration I feel all the time when dealing with people who just throw out stuff which has no connection to logic or reality.
    You captured the obliviousness of so many people.
    Amazing!!

  • @CarrotAtHeart
    @CarrotAtHeart 4 роки тому +6

    i lose my shit at geoffs facial acting, he is so funny

  • @GregTurismo
    @GregTurismo 3 роки тому +1

    So this is it? Geoff’s favorite joke he’s ever told? I deserve. So much more than this.

  • @darksoulenvoy932
    @darksoulenvoy932 4 роки тому +4

    The best part of these videos is seeing Amir trying not to crack up when the camera is behind him

  • @PalaceIV
    @PalaceIV 3 роки тому +4

    I love listening to these while doing homework and sleeping. Great background noise.

  • @nora_adora
    @nora_adora 2 роки тому +1

    I'm glad that one of us Jake and Amir fans got to use their Jake and Amir knowledge to work for Jake and Amir

  • @rwclark61
    @rwclark61 4 роки тому +1

    The first 30 seconds of this is comedic perfection. So much detail that cracks me up every time

  • @TimmyT1234
    @TimmyT1234 3 роки тому +1

    I keep coming back to this 😂 it's easily one of the most insane, brilliant things I've ever seen lol

  • @AlexVolkSchneider
    @AlexVolkSchneider 7 років тому +7

    Wow didn't know about that channel! Just found out about it from the comments of the latest CH video.

  • @GannonLee
    @GannonLee 7 років тому

    one of the best ones yet, keep up the good work fellas!

  • @agistoni1894
    @agistoni1894 5 років тому +2

    Ever since Jake and Amir finished, I have been empty. Yesterday I found HeadGum. I am now complete again.

  • @gears6476
    @gears6476 7 років тому +1

    One of the best episodes I've seen. Well done guys

  • @iPeaceMusic
    @iPeaceMusic 7 років тому +5

    I laughed so hard when i read the title before even watching the video

  • @kaoxes
    @kaoxes 5 років тому +9

    I love that they have to edit around the laughing. There are like zero clean takes. Can't blame them though as just about every word said is too absurd not to break, especially when you know it's coming.

  • @tofumom8601
    @tofumom8601 7 років тому +6

    would absolutely love to see outtakes!

  • @NYsummertimeCHI
    @NYsummertimeCHI 2 роки тому +1

    Was waiting the whole skit for amir to pick up on “I’m order of ethnicity” 😹

  • @danfromtheburgh
    @danfromtheburgh 7 років тому

    I just watched it for a second time and this one is sooo good! This tickeled me!

  • @Strummie
    @Strummie 2 роки тому +1

    Rand Paul’s Drag Race. Straight to syndication this Friday on VH1.

  • @marioparra00
    @marioparra00 7 років тому +8

    Can you make this image 2:36 available as a desktop wallpaper please? It's nothing short of glorious.

  • @Maxx300andone
    @Maxx300andone 7 років тому +45

    Is will Haynes really starting a new podcast??????????????

    • @jeevansascha
      @jeevansascha 7 років тому +4

      Max Koh yeah, check his Instagram

  • @rosiex2757
    @rosiex2757 7 років тому +1

    I was just waiting for amir to go ''holy shit that's a great idea'' and turn back into his old character lol

  • @Canaanvids
    @Canaanvids 7 років тому +2

    I was so worried Geoffery wasn't going to say his tag line!

  • @robm7887
    @robm7887 7 років тому +5

    Do you realize how jarring it is, just to get a quick glimpse into your mind.

  • @pigsnoutman
    @pigsnoutman 3 роки тому +2

    Coldness:
    1. Cool
    2. Nascar
    3. Ice
    4. Rand Paul

  • @DANRRAN
    @DANRRAN 7 років тому

    the massive roast amir gives at 2:52 is the pinnacle of comedy

  • @matthewleibfred760
    @matthewleibfred760 7 років тому +1

    this is definitely my favorite one so far

  • @airsoftBlaine
    @airsoftBlaine 7 років тому +3

    Love the Will shout out!

  • @gem1485
    @gem1485 7 років тому

    holy shit the outtakes for this one must be so bloody good

  • @BlasterDavo
    @BlasterDavo 7 місяців тому

    Great work from the sound person in the reflection!

  • @danielc2733
    @danielc2733 7 років тому

    Best video yet. I'm crying X'D

  • @drewdonahue123
    @drewdonahue123 7 років тому +2

    i say we skip the first 3 seasons maybe win a Emmy or 5 that can't hurt

  • @TriforceTK
    @TriforceTK 7 років тому +2

    It's okay Geoffrey, you're doing your best. Gotta give him that atta boy, doing his father proud.

  • @TheRealFoop
    @TheRealFoop 2 роки тому +1

    The boom operator is in the background the entire video.

  • @wowzers1237____
    @wowzers1237____ 2 роки тому

    Wow, I just realized the "what's cooler than being cool. Ice cold" bit is from ep 26 of IIWY

  • @breanabrown9167
    @breanabrown9167 7 років тому

    I love seeing amir trying not to laugh in his side shots XD

  • @TheEuDragon
    @TheEuDragon 7 років тому +2

    this video made me laugh in ways i didnt know i could laugh

  • @thedick009
    @thedick009 7 років тому +1

    That's awesome, dude

  • @Welpme69
    @Welpme69 2 роки тому +1

    This entire video is so insanely funny and I'm very sorry the pandemic ended the show.

  • @hejmine
    @hejmine 7 років тому +2

    The frist watch is good and all, but with these as Well as j and a you Gotta get a second and third in there just to truly study the batshit insane and stupid stuff in absolutely everything being said

  • @mickeynotmouse
    @mickeynotmouse 4 роки тому

    I tattooed the entire lyrics to hey ya by outkast on my back

  • @fishcati5620
    @fishcati5620 2 роки тому

    0:31 Amir smiles so hard I love it

  • @economixxxx
    @economixxxx 4 роки тому

    Watchin this before its taken down

  • @Lurv3n
    @Lurv3n 6 років тому

    Hahaha this is so funny. It's like ur humor becomes funnier the more Times u watch it which is so illogical

  • @mattd2641
    @mattd2641 6 років тому

    my god this had me in tears

  • @DendyJungle
    @DendyJungle 6 років тому +1

    This is the best one. Brava you queens

  • @LofiWurld
    @LofiWurld 6 років тому +1

    All retribution for amirs college humour days

  • @deeman2200
    @deeman2200 7 років тому +1

    that was awesome dude

  • @Fuchur3816
    @Fuchur3816 7 років тому +1

    That's awesome dude

  • @HomestarRunner20X6
    @HomestarRunner20X6 6 років тому

    What kind of fucking meatball did HeadGum hire to type the captions? They wrote Laotian as Lusanne and Djiboutian as Jibuddhan.

  • @adeklin1027
    @adeklin1027 7 років тому

    you can see amir laugh as the screen angles on geoffrey

  • @Roonlovesfish3874
    @Roonlovesfish3874 2 роки тому +1

    I want Geoffrey's confidence

  • @Desaran91
    @Desaran91 7 років тому +3

    Will Haines better be starting a podcast or that is a pretty messed up joke :D

  • @TheeFungUsAmongUs
    @TheeFungUsAmongUs 7 років тому +4

    When I read the title of the video I forgot that drag racing in cars was a thing so I was just picturing Rand Paul yelling at a bunch of dudes in drag racing against eachother

  • @mouth4war880
    @mouth4war880 4 роки тому

    Criminally underrated

  • @JaredGrillo
    @JaredGrillo 7 років тому +2

    JUST GONNA GLOSS OVER WILL HAYNES NEW PODCAST

  • @evantaylor8631
    @evantaylor8631 7 років тому +1

    This would give Amir a good opportunity to wear those platinum white dress shoes he bought

    • @evantaylor8631
      @evantaylor8631 7 років тому +2

      +ortomy say that again and I will scratch your other face!

  • @danfromtheburgh
    @danfromtheburgh 7 років тому +1

    HAHAHA! I love the synergie! English isn't my first language, so it's episodes like this where I'm like... where the fuck are they talking about? But it's nice to confirm that they are indeed talking about absolute shit!

  • @MooMooShiny
    @MooMooShiny 7 років тому +5

    Will Haynes better actually be starting a new podcast or I will cry tears of soy

    • @KingPickleOne
      @KingPickleOne 7 років тому +3

      MooMooShiny he is! It called the earthlings podcast its with the pbl people, the first episodes on iTunes and I'm assuming wherever else they post them

  • @bobbarker9493
    @bobbarker9493 7 років тому

    The last 10 seconds of this video is better than everything released by college humor since J and A left

  • @unoimkll8927
    @unoimkll8927 7 років тому +2

    Lol is this how I find out that will is making a new podcast? Haha (please say it's true)

  • @kylegeee
    @kylegeee 7 років тому

    best one yet

  • @couragecoachsam
    @couragecoachsam Рік тому

    A masquerade of sorts. A promenade of jorts

  • @KonkeyDongkey
    @KonkeyDongkey 4 роки тому +2

    "Rand Paul's Drag Race to the front of the Covid-19 testing line."

    • @sayonara_elegy
      @sayonara_elegy 4 роки тому

      I'm really fucking glad i'm not the only one reminded of this video due to current events

  • @retsuza
    @retsuza 6 років тому

    The weird portmanteaus like Rand Paul Drag Race or Fig Newton Gingrich definitely feel like Goeffreyisms

  • @mariabrown6926
    @mariabrown6926 7 років тому +12

    Please bring Mikey into an episode

    • @DWardington
      @DWardington 7 років тому +2

      micky? you mean Ed Helms?

    • @NikSwiftDigs
      @NikSwiftDigs 7 років тому +16

      There's no such person as Ed Helms. Only Mickey. My friend.

    • @superanimeniac
      @superanimeniac 7 років тому +1

      didn't mickey(his friend) get fired for embezzling company funds and firing amir?

  • @dafarkiasiii5384
    @dafarkiasiii5384 4 роки тому

    Holy shit how did I just discover these videos exist?

  • @AethusalaAeon
    @AethusalaAeon 6 років тому +1

    So fucking funny every time. Whats colder than ice rand paul. Why is he so cold go inside turn on the heater.

  • @seancunningham8571
    @seancunningham8571 5 років тому

    What’s colder than ice... 👀

  • @ridgeshukrun4323
    @ridgeshukrun4323 7 років тому +1

    And Amir has become Jake

  • @nickaseervatham683
    @nickaseervatham683 6 років тому

    Do you mean William Washington Haynes? From source fed? I should listen to the podcast

  • @jared4608
    @jared4608 3 роки тому

    a masquerade of sorts, a gala of jorts

  • @gabrielryan1394
    @gabrielryan1394 3 роки тому

    This might be one of the best things J/A have ever done

  • @Gus1494
    @Gus1494 7 років тому

    Geoff is too good at playing this character. An Amir character of sorts.

  • @ushnishde
    @ushnishde 5 років тому

    So we're just glossing over the fact that Rand Paul is in a meat locker, shivering on camera, and then brings out contestants one by one? Does he step out from inside a meat locker and introduce them because they were waiting outside for him? Or worse, are all of them inside a meat locker until the camera starts rolling?? So many unanswered questions!!

  • @siiimooo
    @siiimooo 7 років тому

    Nice car for the wolf!

  • @YechanSong
    @YechanSong 7 років тому +1

    Laotian is the second worst race? :( lol great sketch guys

  • @squaredaway9315
    @squaredaway9315 11 місяців тому

    ‘His’ hand… his… hand

  • @jonnil1997
    @jonnil1997 7 років тому +2

    minor note, it would have been funnier if the last "thats awesome dude" was cut off by the end of the video.

    • @fatymah1138
      @fatymah1138 7 років тому

      Jonatan Nilsson but it was?

    • @tommytwobrews
      @tommytwobrews 7 років тому

      Jonatan Nilsson I don't think so

  • @aureemas7067
    @aureemas7067 7 років тому

    holy shit the last joke lmao

  • @WhySooSerious0
    @WhySooSerious0 7 років тому +100

    Trying hard to see Geoffrey as a different character but it is just amir in a different body.

    • @faithfm1
      @faithfm1 7 років тому +27

      Ron Burgundy he's less psychotic and more harmless though

    • @KennethAndrews
      @KennethAndrews 7 років тому +20

      One big difference right out of the gate that makes me buy it is that Geoffrey is good natured and Amir (the character) tended to not be

    • @WhySooSerious0
      @WhySooSerious0 7 років тому +5

      Imani M I guess but so was amir in the initial episodes of jake and amir. He progressively got more needy and crazy. The personality and jokes Geoffrey makes are basically similar to Amir. I'm not saying it's a bad thing. I've been a fan since 2009. I just think Amir should have had Geoffrey's role. He's more confident and is naturally funny. Geoffrey isn't so bad. Just an opinion I guess.

    • @ffsf739
      @ffsf739 7 років тому +12

      Well, he is a racist.

    • @jonnil1997
      @jonnil1997 7 років тому +8

      yeah its pretty clear Geoffrey was inspired big time by Jake and Amir in his comedy.

  • @carlton3363
    @carlton3363 7 років тому

    'how about this as a show, just carry on making jake and amir but replace jake with amir and replace amir with a random guy'
    That's, that's prefect

  • @not_henry_the_fifth
    @not_henry_the_fifth 7 років тому +8

    heres one for the siggestion box!, how about you have a 'darker' episode, where geoffrey finally realises that everyone hates him. does anyone remember the J&A episode "amirs birthday"? it could be similar to that, so the geoffrey character becomes a more well rounded and relatable character, it might also give you a chance to shoot a video outside the office and show the true motives of geoffrey and why he feel the need to impress his co-workers, employers and make his old man proud. it could be a real character study in that regard.
    or you could keep it to 4 minute sketches that you freestyled off the top of your dick. both make for great content, yours truly, a big fan.
    P.S GO BILLS!

    • @smokejc
      @smokejc 5 років тому

      SHUT UP TRACY