Marjorie Taylor Greene’s DUMB Idea, Trump Lashes Out at Nikki Haley & Melissa McCarthy Grants Wishes

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  • @TheJohn93226
    @TheJohn93226 Місяць тому +8

    Spot on as always Mr. Kimmel and I'm a huge fan of yours and your show! ❤🤍💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

  • @WavesoftheWorld
    @WavesoftheWorld Рік тому +498

    MTG is a monster and needs to be put in prison

    • @carleenmulloy481
      @carleenmulloy481 Рік тому +13

      Pipe bomber

    • @SayAhh
      @SayAhh Рік тому +25

      I hate intolerant ppl. I can't tolerate MTG. So I guess I'd rather hate myself than having to tolerate her.

    • @donaldprairie1869
      @donaldprairie1869 Рік тому +2

      @population-_-420 Ya right. Coming from a pot head I take your bs with a grain of salt.

    • @philliesphan312
      @philliesphan312 Рік тому +1

      ​@population-_-420For who?

    • @darlenelarochelle4011
      @darlenelarochelle4011 Рік тому +6

      If she has commited a crime. Yes. She definitely needs to be voted out of congress.

  • @tameekasimpson7234
    @tameekasimpson7234 Рік тому +307

    Why would MTG write a book when her supporters can't read?🤯

    • @nstark1066
      @nstark1066 Рік тому +17

      She isn't, her ghost writers are!

    • @GraceDavis-sp1ey
      @GraceDavis-sp1ey Рік тому +11

      Lol. Wow! That's a good one! 👏👏👏

    • @frankgrabasse4642
      @frankgrabasse4642 Рік тому +13

      I am sure it has pictures.

    • @shellimendoza7332
      @shellimendoza7332 Рік тому +8

      😂😂😂😂 right

    • @scarlettrhoads1726
      @scarlettrhoads1726 Рік тому +7

      I heard that books can be a way of disguising campaign donations. Didn't Marco Rubio get his book bought in bulk but Peter Thiel(?)

  • @dougdavis8986
    @dougdavis8986 Рік тому +133

    That these type people get elected is a sad reflection on the American public.

    • @MossyMozart
      @MossyMozart Рік тому

      @dougdavis8986 - Tangerine Palaptine's biggest constituency has been the Democrats and Independents who did not bother to vote! We cannot let that abdication of responsibility stand. Pry them off the sofa and get them to the polls!

    • @shanematthews7713
      @shanematthews7713 Рік тому

      They come from the armpit of America and rely on Democrats to save them.

    • @alonsonavarro2126
      @alonsonavarro2126 Рік тому +1

      That's certain types of people, not all Americans. Margarine traitor mean cones from Georgia's 14 district, this district's people had a march back in the 80's too kick out black people from their area.

    • @dougdavis8986
      @dougdavis8986 Рік тому

      @alonsonavarro2126 True. Only about 60% of Americans

    • @usatrooper5045
      @usatrooper5045 Рік тому +3

      AOC, OMAR and about 60 other democraps would certainly be a good example 🤔🤪🇺🇲

  • @asian432
    @asian432 Рік тому +62

    Ban the book… I want to see MTG’s reaction… a taste of their own medicine.

    • @moniquerobinson5206
      @moniquerobinson5206 Рік тому +9

      Oh that would hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @zaviddemon8975
      @zaviddemon8975 День тому +1

      A BBBBBB BOOK FOR THOSE MORANS WHO CAN'T READ OR THINK only complain about things they can't understand

  • @KNR90
    @KNR90 Рік тому +401

    If you ever feel like an absolute dumbass, failed high school, can't work a calculator, you are still smarter than MTG.

    • @withershin
      @withershin Рік тому +1

      okay hold on. If you can't use a calculator or the calc app on your 'puter maybe it's time to adjust.

    • @KNR90
      @KNR90 Рік тому +14

      @@withershin or you missed the point

    • @donaldprairie1869
      @donaldprairie1869 Рік тому

      @@KNR90 You should not talk about yourself in such a manner...

    • @JeanGillespie-fp7rs
      @JeanGillespie-fp7rs Рік тому +1

      Who isn't?!!

    • @KNR90
      @KNR90 Рік тому +7

      @donaldprairie1869 I said "you" multiple times

  • @dannmarceau
    @dannmarceau Рік тому +145

    I equate Maga, Marge, and the rest of the Rpublicans as the confederates trying to seek revenge for their loss 150 years ago.

    • @gary-rr7jp
      @gary-rr7jp Рік тому +4

      What the heck is Ron Johnson doing in Wisconsin?

    • @JM-vj7we
      @JM-vj7we Рік тому +4

      Absolutely ! ✅

    • @MK-lh3xd
      @MK-lh3xd Рік тому +1

      Sad thing is they are winning 😢

    • @ronaldblackburn8947
      @ronaldblackburn8947 Рік тому +3

      South an't gonna rhase
      (rise) again! :(

    • @davidallen346
      @davidallen346 10 місяців тому

      Civil War Hmmm

  • @chrisyacoback6320
    @chrisyacoback6320 Рік тому +93

    Good people do good things for others in need. ... Well Done Jimmy. Merry Christmas

  • @kreiner1
    @kreiner1 Рік тому +40

    Watching those people receive those gifts brought real joy to my heart.

  • @BennettKunert
    @BennettKunert Рік тому +400

    Marjorie Taylor Greene should pay back America everything she has been paid in Congress along with her staff's salary, since she has been a total waste time in Congress.

    • @flyrobin2544
      @flyrobin2544 Рік тому +13

      💯!!!!

    • @LittleBlueOwl318
      @LittleBlueOwl318 Рік тому +26

      She needs to pay back her PPP "grant", that was supposed to a loan!!!

    • @karenthaler7741
      @karenthaler7741 Рік тому +14

      Total waste.

    • @luciomasciotra4295
      @luciomasciotra4295 Рік тому +18

      Incredible how much more can the USA live through people who will never do anything with substance and are allowed to waste our time. This is not an example what created the American dream. It’s more like a nightmare!

    • @a.larson2777
      @a.larson2777 Рік тому

      That sums up the GOP, Bennett. They have nothing to offer & are useless as Chip Roy (R-TX) recently stated!

  • @gljm
    @gljm Рік тому +2125

    Whenever a vote is taken in the House most Members say either "Yea" or "Nay" but Marjorie Taylor Greene always said "Naaaaaaay" which was confusing and frustrating to the people counting the votes, so now she just stomps her hoof once for yes and twice for no to clarify things!

  • @dee_dee_place
    @dee_dee_place Рік тому +156

    The way the world is today, it's nice to see polite & appreciative people.
    This segment gave me hope for the future seeing the attitudes of our next generation.
    Thank you, everyone.
    And of course, I love Melissa McCarthy

    • @sophierobinson2738
      @sophierobinson2738 Рік тому +10

      Melissa is my fav!

    • @samandros3451
      @samandros3451 Рік тому +2

      All kids start out like that. Then they get corrupted by adults. Then they grow up to be adults and it starts again. It's a vicious cycle.

    • @MossyMozart
      @MossyMozart Рік тому +1

      @@samandros3451 - You must live in a cold world.

    • @dee_dee_place
      @dee_dee_place 11 місяців тому +1

      @@samandros3451
      Adults don't realize that kids watch them like hawks.
      Do what I say, not what I do, is a terrible way to set an example for kids.

    • @michaelmeroyers5487
      @michaelmeroyers5487 Місяць тому

      i know, our wonderful young people

  • @JonBlondell
    @JonBlondell Рік тому +11

    Thank you for the kids gifts!!!!! God Bless All of you!

  • @bossychick1234567890
    @bossychick1234567890 Рік тому +71

    Watching Melissa McCarthy, give those people. Gifts has me tearing up right now....I love her so much🧡!

    • @jewelyounge6227
      @jewelyounge6227 Рік тому

      Claim your bike! Claim your bike! Claim your bike!😊😂❤

  • @twistoflime
    @twistoflime Рік тому +15

    What this country needs right now is a committee to investigate MTG's proposed committee that will investigate the J6 committee.

  • @danalmw
    @danalmw Рік тому +44

    Those were really nice things you did Jimmy and Melissa. Nice to see it, thanks.

  • @DragoniteSaysHi
    @DragoniteSaysHi Рік тому +23

    I’m the kid that got the Nintendo Switch Oled! Thank you for this experience and this was really fun! I am currently playing on the Nintendo Switch! ❤🎉😊

  • @leysin456
    @leysin456 Рік тому +657

    Did she have to write a book? Couldn't we have given her some crayons and a Denny's placemat?

    • @Joe_Narbaiz
      @Joe_Narbaiz Рік тому +54

      She would eat the crayons.

    • @rheemamitcheltree5853
      @rheemamitcheltree5853 Рік тому +15

      😂😂😂

    • @rheemamitcheltree5853
      @rheemamitcheltree5853 Рік тому +15

      ​@@Joe_Narbaiz😂😂😂

    • @joanne4758
      @joanne4758 Рік тому +6

      It seems to be an American thing - all politicians write a book. I'm sure she will donate any profits. one of her worthy cause!!!!

    • @beverlyswartz3486
      @beverlyswartz3486 Рік тому +7

      ​@@Joe_Narbaiz😅😅😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Alan-zi4or
    @Alan-zi4or Рік тому +85

    The solution to this mess is to Vote Democrat - no point trying to reason with MTG - just vote Blue and remove this stupidity

    • @mscottmiracle1396
      @mscottmiracle1396 Рік тому

      Voting blue got us in this economic crisis, constitutional crisis and 2 wars. Thanks to 'blue voting' we look like a nation of fools on the world stage.

    • @glennleatherwood4552
      @glennleatherwood4552 Рік тому

      Voting blue is what got the country into stupidity.

    • @sjones3191
      @sjones3191 Рік тому

      Where are the 2 replies?

    • @MossyMozart
      @MossyMozart Рік тому +2

      @@sjones3191 Shadow banned for breaking the rules and going vicious?

  • @lindabrooks1863
    @lindabrooks1863 Рік тому +61

    Mad Traitor Green should be indicated already and the one that is putting that misinformation should be held accountable.She Help with the Jan 6 and anyone who helped with this crime.

    • @PennyDavis-cm9tl
      @PennyDavis-cm9tl Рік тому +2

      Aid and comfort too.

    • @whoseturnisit9733
      @whoseturnisit9733 Рік тому

      We cannot believe in Uk and Europe that they were not all locked up by Jan 7th! He also stole 5 Eyes Documents which means he is internationally a wanted man, if American is not strong enough to imprison him I know 4 countries that are watching carefully.
      How can a man who threatens the judiciary, incites his cult to phone in death threats walk free? Not a good look America! Lock him up!

    • @jason2003able
      @jason2003able Рік тому +1

      It’s indicted

    • @michaelmeroyers5487
      @michaelmeroyers5487 Місяць тому

      MTG and handy Boebert are on Jack Smith’s list to indict for their role in J/6

  • @rudolfspitz
    @rudolfspitz Рік тому +12

    That was so special. Thank you Melissa ❤

  • @tylerhackner9731
    @tylerhackner9731 Рік тому +61

    MTG and bimbobert need to go away

  • @sherrismith6136
    @sherrismith6136 Рік тому +6

    Thanks for being so kind to those children and their families! I love Melissa McCarthy! Ask her "Who is selling your clothing line?" I missing so much.😊

  • @princessluna888
    @princessluna888 Рік тому +2

    The end was amazing!!!

  • @Starclimber
    @Starclimber Рік тому +137

    I'm with 'dude slapping the flame away'. Wrong kind of surprise for many traumatized people.

    • @jadepaulsen8456
      @jadepaulsen8456 Рік тому +19

      Yes and when you come from a middle eastern country, something that looks like a fuse???!!just sayin'.

    • @mark99k
      @mark99k Рік тому +22

      Same. Might've been different if they hadn't slapped it onto the counter in front of him with zero warning. Whoever thought that'd be funny needs a new job.

    • @Vanceydress
      @Vanceydress Рік тому

      ​ @jadepaulsen8456 Or if you are from Oklahoma City and you have survived a large scale terror attack by a Far Right Extremist! 1995 168 people killed by far right extremist Timothy McVeigh. The US government must know that they have a problem with far right extremists who are also military veterans? That's what the FBI HRT is for.

    • @edvh88
      @edvh88 Рік тому +3

      I agree, I can see why he reacted that way. Glad everyone was able to laugh it off afterwards. But scary for him in that moment.

  • @elviraraff6809
    @elviraraff6809 Рік тому +15

    Can't wait till MTG's book hits the 99 cent store. I can add it to my library in my bathroom. You never know when I might run out of toilet paper.

    • @davidchalk8883
      @davidchalk8883 Рік тому +3

      Isn't a book "written" by MTG the definition of pre-used toilet paper?

  • @justincase3828
    @justincase3828 Рік тому +46

    Why don't they create a January 6th committee to investigate the January 6th committee to investigate the January 6th committee to investigate MTG?

  • @UniversalJuan
    @UniversalJuan Рік тому +29

    Can the wish segment be, like, a monthly thing? That was so freaking amazing and definitely was a great heart cleansing from all the gross in the world right now.

  • @thecuriouslion7603
    @thecuriouslion7603 Рік тому +3

    There was a time when shows like this only showed what they wanted, there were some incredible moments in this segment and those involved should be proud 👍🏽👍🏽

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Рік тому +166

    Well, we don't actually know that Marge didn't write that book on a Denny's placemat.

  • @mandyroo3375
    @mandyroo3375 Рік тому +163

    The Melissa McCarthy bit was absolutely amazing. More than just networks, rich ppl need to be doing this sort of thing for the less privileged. It brings a tear to my eye every time. People deserve this. Most millionaires have more than they could ever need and billionaires most definitely do. During the holidays especially, give ppl less privileged than you something to soften their lives.....a wish. 😊

    • @kathybyerly7904
      @kathybyerly7904 Рік тому +15

      Agreed amen

    • @terrancekayton007
      @terrancekayton007 Рік тому

      I agree. Yeah ITS SO SWEET, but It’s sad we only get to see this 2 months out of the whole entire year 😢😧🫤

  • @chipgarrett3139
    @chipgarrett3139 Рік тому +101

    Living in S.C. and hate Trump. But so happy to see my former Governor, Nikki finally get a "Nikki-name" from the guy she has been bootlicking for years!

  • @Dr_1212
    @Dr_1212 Рік тому +40

    Lock her up too
    Impeach all Republicans
    Trump For Prison 2024

  • @goodtohaveinajam8148
    @goodtohaveinajam8148 Рік тому +5

    Jimmy is super kind, so much love in him for everybody!! Warms my heart to see those gifts, to such deserving people! Made my eyes wet.

  • @_ian2800
    @_ian2800 Рік тому +33

    I loved every minute of this. Well done.

  • @classicalaid1
    @classicalaid1 Рік тому +17

    Thanks for the cute gift giving segment which puts smiles on children's faces.

  • @notoadictator
    @notoadictator Рік тому +343

    Oh, yes. Let’s spend more money on January 6th. So Trump’s MAGA Republicans can show the world that we didn’t see what we saw.

    • @sheilaboston7051
      @sheilaboston7051 Рік тому +37

      That's why Maga Mike released the 44,000 hours of videos from J6, so they can cherry-pick out the quieter bits and say "look, they were just tourists."

    • @marshamariner7897
      @marshamariner7897 Рік тому +12

      ​@@sheilaboston7051didn't machead Kevlar do that b4...I remember him releasing footage and saying it was just visitors 🤢🤮🤬🤢🤮🤬

    • @lindawilcox4286
      @lindawilcox4286 Рік тому +8

      This going to go against them in 2024, down ballot😢😢😢😢

    • @richardtheriault9121
      @richardtheriault9121 Рік тому

      ​@sheilaboston7051 yep. Because other magats desperately need to believe that.
      Alternate facts, alternate j6 commissions, alternate impeachment inquiries,...pretty much alternate reality that is usually called delusion.

    • @andybarrett6472
      @andybarrett6472 Рік тому +20

      Denial is strong with Trumpers

  • @tommyosuccess7919
    @tommyosuccess7919 Рік тому +3

    wow wee, kids from the hospital with smiles...Kudos to you and your team Jimmy and Mellissa too! You all deserve the very best!

  • @crystalshaw8744
    @crystalshaw8744 Рік тому +4

    Damn Jimmy, you made me tear up...smile. Thank you Melissa McCarthy too.

  • @alexandercain732
    @alexandercain732 Рік тому +7

    The rest of us in Georgia do not endorse or believe in MTG. She actually escaped from one of our mental hospitals, but after crossing the state line couldn't legally be extradited.

  • @michaelschwartz8730
    @michaelschwartz8730 Рік тому +132

    I will never tire of jokes about Malaria's Hellraiser decorations 😆

    • @RealGilbertGan
      @RealGilbertGan Рік тому +11

      "Malaria Rump" XD

    • @p.j.m.d.1948
      @p.j.m.d.1948 Рік тому +8

      Melanoma

    • @joannewitzkowski3407
      @joannewitzkowski3407 Рік тому +5

      We needed a new word for “ugly” when she did that!

    • @wizardsuth
      @wizardsuth Рік тому +3

      I've seen spoofs of them with little white bonnets so they look like they're from _A Handmaid's Tale_ .

    • @MossyMozart
      @MossyMozart Рік тому

      @@wizardsuth - Good one.

  • @notsure1969
    @notsure1969 Рік тому +81

    The Linda Yaccarino sketch was fantastic.

  • @kateuhler7803
    @kateuhler7803 Рік тому +52

    She didn't write that book, someone else wrote it for her, I'm sure.

    • @Joe_Narbaiz
      @Joe_Narbaiz Рік тому +8

      Just like Trump had a ghostwriter for "The Art of the Deal".

    • @CT-vm4gf
      @CT-vm4gf Рік тому +6

      The only part she wrote was the title.

  • @Mike-rk8px
    @Mike-rk8px Рік тому +1198

    Marjorie Troll Greene is the perfect female conservative politician for those who find Sarah Palin too intellectual.

    • @Stray..
      @Stray.. Рік тому +27

      😂😂

    • @zetteharbourcoach3859
      @zetteharbourcoach3859 Рік тому +18

      🤣😂🤣

    • @sunshine3914
      @sunshine3914 Рік тому +16

      And where’s Palin now?

    • @stoneyj1a1
      @stoneyj1a1 Рік тому +1

      Sounds exactly like something a Joe Biden cia operative would spew.

    • @melindac3368
      @melindac3368 Рік тому

      @Mike-rk8px 😄😁😆😅🤣😂😛🤭😵‍💫🥴

  • @tomkelly2826
    @tomkelly2826 Рік тому +5

    I can't wait for MTG's book to become the most popular at the Dollar Store next month

  • @ivo4357
    @ivo4357 Рік тому +13

    That's what you want your representative to say: "we don't do things for free!"
    And that's the party of 'Christian values'.

  • @jbarnes705
    @jbarnes705 Рік тому +725

    Marjorie Taylor Greene doesn't take her position as a U. S. Congress person seriously. She thinks it is something to play around with, and just do whatever comes to her mind to do.

    • @lenninyberg4064
      @lenninyberg4064 Рік тому +69

      And not a whole hell of a lot comes to her mind. 😂

    • @lovemesomeslippers
      @lovemesomeslippers Рік тому +46

      She’s cosplaying at being a politician. With no real idea of how government works. Much to her chagrin, it’s not like middle school student council.

    • @michaelfritts6249
      @michaelfritts6249 Рік тому +11

      Her district re-elected her..
      She asked for a temp position, 2 year commitment...
      She requested another 2 years and her district said yes..

    • @kromesd769
      @kromesd769 Рік тому +28

      She's only there to do Trump's bidding.

    • @keathp2744
      @keathp2744 Рік тому +25

      Apparently she is the smartest person in her district.

  • @suzettelilly9462
    @suzettelilly9462 Рік тому +58

    Jimmy is the best. I've been watching for decades--always fresh and funny.

  • @patriciapage2109
    @patriciapage2109 Рік тому +23

    "We don't do things for FREE"
    Ahhh, good old fashioned GOP greed 😅

  • @patcomerford5596
    @patcomerford5596 Рік тому +6

    Thank you Mr. Kimmel for calling out the stupidity of mtg (small letters for a small mind!).

    • @michaelmeroyers5487
      @michaelmeroyers5487 Місяць тому

      i don’t capitalize anyone’s name that i don’t respect

  • @seraphonica
    @seraphonica Рік тому +712

    can't wait for Trump to realize he still needs to pick a running mate, and gets to talk about how someone he's been bashing for months is suddenly worthy

    • @TroysMilitaryHistory
      @TroysMilitaryHistory Рік тому +5

      Australian here, do you have to have a running mate? I know for a while the position of VP either didn't exist?

    • @pauladame6310
      @pauladame6310 Рік тому +73

      Gotta remember trumpers don't care, if Trump all of a sudden says yeah that guy/gal is cool, then they all go with it.

    • @lenninyberg4064
      @lenninyberg4064 Рік тому +40

      Nah. Dictators don’t bother with running mates.

    • @pauladame6310
      @pauladame6310 Рік тому +9

      ​@@TroysMilitaryHistoryI believe so, it for sure helps with votes in getting elected.

    • @kolwer123
      @kolwer123 Рік тому +18

      @@TroysMilitaryHistorywhile the US constitution requires that one be elected, there is no mechanism in place to force one if trump decides to not run with one.

  • @robertshields4160
    @robertshields4160 Рік тому +15

    I was just getting some gas today and I noticed one of those 'I did that.' stickers of Biden pointing to the gas prices. Someone put it on the gas pump when the prices were going up. Do they give Biden credit when the price goes down? After all, there is that stickers that points to a lower gas price and Biden is pointing to it saying, 'I did that.'

  • @eliassalcedo5229
    @eliassalcedo5229 Рік тому +593

    Trump offering insults and revenge. Nothing else

    • @phriedokra6158
      @phriedokra6158 Рік тому

      SUPREME court rules Trump has a god given right to overthrow our democracy....CLARENCE was told to by his wife.....Ginni the religious zealot who is white btw that he is married to

    • @Ian_Christensen
      @Ian_Christensen Рік тому

      Thats the prime objection of MAGA > insults and revenge. The ideology of narcissism

    • @marvinmartin4692
      @marvinmartin4692 Рік тому

      Kinda like the entire gop I’d say! Vengeance and blame are what republicans are about!

    • @CharlesHepburn2
      @CharlesHepburn2 Рік тому +28

      He also does offer: incompetence, megalomania and may turn-out to be principally responsible of the death of American democracy as we know it... so give him SOME credit, geeezz.

    • @marksilvestro450
      @marksilvestro450 Рік тому +3

      take your blinders off and quit watching state run tv....

  • @margaretmoore1608
    @margaretmoore1608 Рік тому +6

    Thank you, Jimmy. I live on the West Coast so I watch your opening every morning. It makes my day!

  • @Dsnow69
    @Dsnow69 Рік тому +34

    If Marjorie Taylor Green, or any other member of Congress or the Senate, really, REALLY truly does want "accountability", then why don't they get themselves together and agree that they ALL need TERM LIMITS, and then MAKE IT REALITY!?

    • @marybell3013
      @marybell3013 Рік тому +1

      There are term limits- they’re called elections. Vote blue no matter who!! 💙🗳️🇺🇸

  • @anthonymikolojeski1206
    @anthonymikolojeski1206 Рік тому +15

    Old Bird Nest needs to be in prison with duct tape around his head and mouth to stop the Bird from tweeting!

  • @andremckinnon4049
    @andremckinnon4049 Рік тому +75

    I bet old Joe beats old trump in the 40 yard walk any day of the week

  • @kirk5152
    @kirk5152 Рік тому +6

    I hope the MTG book becomes available in Australia. Incase another COVID wave comes, and we get another panic buying of toilet paper.

  • @harveysmidlap
    @harveysmidlap Рік тому +40

    That whole "MAGA" bunch are an embarrassment. Vote for sanity in 24.

    • @everythingisawesome76
      @everythingisawesome76 Рік тому +1

      "Sanity" says the Democrat. Lmao.

    • @GraceDavis-sp1ey
      @GraceDavis-sp1ey Рік тому

      We can say it because we live it and breathe it, unlike a Maga who deliriously lives in their own heads with fantastical thoughts planted there by Trump. 😏

    • @plehmann72
      @plehmann72 Рік тому

      ​@@everythingisawesome76. Almost anything is sane compared to an ex President who is 4 times indicted, convicted fraudster and sexual assaulter and wannabe dictator😊

  • @NicoleAZ145
    @NicoleAZ145 Рік тому +8

    That sweet kid said “thank you” for a bike pump, so sweet and well-mannered, little did he know he was getting an actual bike!! His little dance was adorable. I love Melissa and this whole thing was just so cool. Thank you Jimmy!!

  • @user-bu8ks8up2l
    @user-bu8ks8up2l Рік тому +10

    "MTG" will be on the "Book Ban" and "Book Burning" lists!!

  • @HardPen-jj5nl
    @HardPen-jj5nl Рік тому +35

    "Because I already drank all the vodka."
    I can relate.

  • @kjamison5951
    @kjamison5951 Рік тому +32

    That video of 45 looks great, he looks older, haggard and with wrinkles. I’m glad he is feeling the weight of all the court cases against him!

  • @antonioskalioris8428
    @antonioskalioris8428 Рік тому +6

    I don't understand way Republican Party is so Ridiculous having people like this IN Congress

    • @michaelmeroyers5487
      @michaelmeroyers5487 Місяць тому

      don’t worry too much bcos she and handy boebert are on Jack Smith’s list to be indicted bc of J/6

  • @jackieoesterman6688
    @jackieoesterman6688 Рік тому +660

    Can Trump ever go one day without lashing out at someone? It's sickening.

  • @noisetv1863
    @noisetv1863 Рік тому +12

    Poor old man had a war flashback to when he saved his entire troop from a live grenade

  • @SubyDude1971
    @SubyDude1971 Рік тому +79

    Jimmy, she would just eat those crayons if you gave them to her.

    • @withershin
      @withershin Рік тому +1

      Born Marine.

    • @kmo3811
      @kmo3811 Рік тому +2

      She would just complain the blue crayons are witches and there aren't enough red crayons to madly cover her colorbook pages.

    • @Elizabeth-rq1vi
      @Elizabeth-rq1vi Рік тому +1

      Only if there wasn’t any glue left to eat…

  • @jacklow9611
    @jacklow9611 Рік тому +8

    I seriously doubt that MTG actually wrote "her" book. She probably had a ghost writer do it for her.

  • @ricknoyb1613
    @ricknoyb1613 Рік тому +112

    That little girl exposing how staged Nikki's little act was was priceless. I loved that ten seconds of awkward silence 😅

  • @RevCeleste
    @RevCeleste Рік тому +37

    Nikki Hailey 's laugh at the end sounded kind of like a witch's cackle. Epic fail for her but hilarious for the rest of us

  • @jamesc7894
    @jamesc7894 Рік тому +36

    Even the chick from Newsmax could barely hold back the laughter.

  • @danielhoward8354
    @danielhoward8354 Рік тому +62

    Lol the free hat was awesome and she walked right into it with "we dont do things for free"

  • @grumpydave7329
    @grumpydave7329 Рік тому +286

    MAGA means witch in Latin.
    Also... Poisoner.

    • @KrakenIsland64
      @KrakenIsland64 Рік тому

      Just more evidence of Latins connection to English, they are actually very close!

    • @adamfanalways
      @adamfanalways Рік тому +39

      That’s 😂funny, Maga stands for Make Attorneys Get Attorneys 😂

    • @jamesp8459
      @jamesp8459 Рік тому +1

      Very interesting, 45 is an anti christ after all so it fits.

    • @AncientActivist
      @AncientActivist Рік тому +39

      ​@@adamfanalwaysI heard yet another: "Make America Gag Again."

    • @cactuscanuck6802
      @cactuscanuck6802 Рік тому +17

      Witch hunt!!!

  • @meghana2434
    @meghana2434 11 місяців тому +2

    👏 Melissa McCarthy! What a wonderful person.

  • @ruanhuman
    @ruanhuman 11 місяців тому +3

    The Linda Yacarino skit had me in stitches!

  • @dr.magnusnyhusurgentcarebar
    @dr.magnusnyhusurgentcarebar Рік тому +15

    We dont do things for free.
    Thats what Clarence Thomas said.

  • @thatrandomtechguy9899
    @thatrandomtechguy9899 Рік тому +16

    The intro featured a man that’s had to dodge a stick of dynamite 🧨 or two during the course of his life. He was way too prepared to respond to that sparkling dessert 🍮.

  • @johnuhelski8613
    @johnuhelski8613 Рік тому +3

    BEST late night show , EVER !! Jimmy you rock !!

  • @Enjoyrving
    @Enjoyrving Рік тому +13

    Crayons and a Denny’s placemat…..funny stuff. It fits

  • @heinleinreader
    @heinleinreader Рік тому +60

    Linda was brilliantly played!!! Get that young woman a real career writing for some show somewhere.

  • @The_Real_Mier
    @The_Real_Mier Рік тому +4

    The bit about Linda Yaccarino unexpectedly brought me back my carefully suppressed memories of the time I worked at the customer service of our National Railway company in the Netherlands (the NS)….. this clip was a very accurate representation of those days, except for the wine part…
    Because of the strict ‘no booze on the job’-regulations, the gulping down of alcohol had to be after work hours at home….so I did that until I cried myself to sleep every night….
    To start the whole thing all over again the next day….
    8 weeks.
    I held on for 8 weeks and then I had to give up.
    And give in: those passengers who kept calling were all correct! What a mess!!!
    😉 😂😂

  • @FredJacobs-ql4mq
    @FredJacobs-ql4mq Рік тому +1

    The weak would rather mock the strong instead of becoming strong themselves.

  • @DevlinDomini
    @DevlinDomini Рік тому +2

    The CEO of X thing was some top-notch sketch-comedy. Good stuff.

  • @ReadMachiavelli-gi3wk
    @ReadMachiavelli-gi3wk Рік тому +91

    The best title for Greene’s book? “House Mattress Loses Her Sheet!”

    • @tiffanyshanley1419
      @tiffanyshanley1419 Рік тому +7

      Horse Mattress

    • @pbalma
      @pbalma Рік тому +3

      Sexism is not necessary to highlight her faults, imho.

    • @tvdinner325
      @tvdinner325 Рік тому +7

      MTG...My Teacher Gagged.

    • @ReadMachiavelli-gi3wk
      @ReadMachiavelli-gi3wk Рік тому +3

      @@tiffanyshanley1419 She can sound like the bizarro version of Mr Ed😃

  • @hoodootheclown929
    @hoodootheclown929 Рік тому +78

    Q Klux Karen is a riot

  • @patriciaschilling6290
    @patriciaschilling6290 Рік тому +15

    I love Melissa McCarthy!!

  • @sueblattner
    @sueblattner Рік тому +5

    Maybe Marjorie Taylor, Greene’s book could be filed by the library of Congress in the bathrooms of the rotunda, chained to where toilet paper used to be featured in a new recycling program. Always in the love, light and truth.

    • @bettyjones113
      @bettyjones113 Рік тому +1

      Doesn’t most toilet paper come from CA trees? Canada, that is

  • @EdwardWright-ns5xj
    @EdwardWright-ns5xj 11 місяців тому +2

    I love Melissa McCarthy she is adorable!

  • @MAAnderson555
    @MAAnderson555 Рік тому +122

    Great monologue tonight! You did miss some potentially funny material, though... 1) MTG's book was actually printed in Canada (yeah, so much for America first!). 2) Trumpf wasn't wearing any of the orange make-up bronzer in his videos today. Keep up the good work!

  • @JM-vj7we
    @JM-vj7we Рік тому +20

    Love Love Love the announcer’s new haircut! ( sorry I didn’t remember his name) he’s awesome at what he does!
    🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

  • @jimmyispromo
    @jimmyispromo Рік тому +17

    Love that the announcer guy got a haircut. Looks so much better and professional now

    • @cleo5050
      @cleo5050 Рік тому +3

      Right! And the way he announces Jimmy is better too.. he's not singing it out any more.

    • @blerdofpeace5329
      @blerdofpeace5329 Рік тому +5

      I think he looked “professional” either way. 🧐

    • @LORD4GIVEME1991
      @LORD4GIVEME1991 10 місяців тому

      @@cleo5050 fight the infection
      Sean Strickland

  • @woronick
    @woronick Рік тому +1

    The "AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! That's how we say hello here." caused me to spit coffee all over my computer screen. Thanks a lot Jimmy Kimmel writers.

  • @michaelscheerer9075
    @michaelscheerer9075 Рік тому +13

    High key, Jimmy Kimmel and his team came back STRONG after the writers strike, they have been killing it.

  • @sharonkellner7126
    @sharonkellner7126 Рік тому +37

    Boy!! That will really help the poor souls that voted for her. Right??

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Рік тому +181

    I already did Thanksgiving with my family in Canada, and spoiler warning: The bird is gonna be dry, and there will be a 20 minute argument about whether yams and sweet potatoes are the same thing, that will knock aunt Viv off the wagon.

    • @frederickmurray5766
      @frederickmurray5766 Рік тому +7

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @riikkaalanen3429
      @riikkaalanen3429 Рік тому +6

      😆😆😆🥰

    • @sandyjohnson5111
      @sandyjohnson5111 Рік тому +15

      I finally learned the difference between yams and sweet potatoes. Yams are not grown in the US commercially. Generally an international grocery store will carry yams, so if you’re in the US, you’re more than likely eating sweet potatoes. Yams are not as sweet as sweet potatoes and they belong in different plant families.

    • @christophermerlot3366
      @christophermerlot3366 Рік тому +14

      As a Canadian I can also mention that your sister Rebecca will not shut up about the new guy she's been seeing after her divorce and how her son is great in little league.

    • @janmcguire5268
      @janmcguire5268 Рік тому +4

      😂

  • @joesquadcoptervideos2067
    @joesquadcoptervideos2067 Рік тому +24

    Green bean casserole is actually one of my favorite foods. I wait all year long for Thanksgiving to eat green bean casserole. I acknowledge I could make it other times of the year... But... Well I'm just lazy I suppose

    • @robertking6924
      @robertking6924 Рік тому +3

      I'm a big green bean casserole fan as well. Fortunately I live close to a Honey Baked Ham store so I get it when I get the craving. 😅😅😅

    • @TheMookeeful
      @TheMookeeful Рік тому +1

      I love green bean casserole. I hate that it has gluten & that I can't have it anymore.

    • @kandi81
      @kandi81 Рік тому +1

      Love it too. It's the only Thanksgiving side dish that all 4 of my sons like. I have to use 2 of my largest casserole dishes just to be sure to have some left over at the end of the day.

  • @idaslapter5987
    @idaslapter5987 Рік тому +7

    We need more Linda Yaccarino.

  • @katherinedaigle8659
    @katherinedaigle8659 Рік тому +4

    Every republican congressman will get a case paid for by the RNC to put her on the best-seller list.

  • @user-friendlyish
    @user-friendlyish Рік тому +81

    Melissa McCarthy just stole my heart w/ her line about her jokes falling flat. She isn't so bad after all lol😊

    • @Vanceydress
      @Vanceydress Рік тому +4

      Spicy!!!!!

    • @rattalesbostonrockroll4960
      @rattalesbostonrockroll4960 Рік тому +2

      Yes, she is so bad, well, her movies are bad at least, but that was a great segment. Good on her & Jimmy.

    • @twincast2005
      @twincast2005 Рік тому

      ​@rattalesbostonrockroll4960 Her husband's movies, which she keeps propping up by starring in them, are that bad. And the Ghostbusters she co-starred in was horrendous due to a horrible script made worse by Paul Feig overrelying on adlib throughout. Melissa McCarthy's own jokes have always been best in small doses. And she thoroughly deserved all the award nominations she got for the biopic Can You Ever Forgive Me?

  • @RyanSchonscheck-df2rc
    @RyanSchonscheck-df2rc Рік тому +11

    Get it right Marjorie Treason Greene