@dougdavis8986 - Tangerine Palaptine's biggest constituency has been the Democrats and Independents who did not bother to vote! We cannot let that abdication of responsibility stand. Pry them off the sofa and get them to the polls!
That's certain types of people, not all Americans. Margarine traitor mean cones from Georgia's 14 district, this district's people had a march back in the 80's too kick out black people from their area.
Marjorie Taylor Greene should pay back America everything she has been paid in Congress along with her staff's salary, since she has been a total waste time in Congress.
Incredible how much more can the USA live through people who will never do anything with substance and are allowed to waste our time. This is not an example what created the American dream. It’s more like a nightmare!
Whenever a vote is taken in the House most Members say either "Yea" or "Nay" but Marjorie Taylor Greene always said "Naaaaaaay" which was confusing and frustrating to the people counting the votes, so now she just stomps her hoof once for yes and twice for no to clarify things!
The way the world is today, it's nice to see polite & appreciative people. This segment gave me hope for the future seeing the attitudes of our next generation. Thank you, everyone. And of course, I love Melissa McCarthy
I’m the kid that got the Nintendo Switch Oled! Thank you for this experience and this was really fun! I am currently playing on the Nintendo Switch! ❤🎉😊
Voting blue got us in this economic crisis, constitutional crisis and 2 wars. Thanks to 'blue voting' we look like a nation of fools on the world stage.
Mad Traitor Green should be indicated already and the one that is putting that misinformation should be held accountable.She Help with the Jan 6 and anyone who helped with this crime.
We cannot believe in Uk and Europe that they were not all locked up by Jan 7th! He also stole 5 Eyes Documents which means he is internationally a wanted man, if American is not strong enough to imprison him I know 4 countries that are watching carefully. How can a man who threatens the judiciary, incites his cult to phone in death threats walk free? Not a good look America! Lock him up!
Thanks for being so kind to those children and their families! I love Melissa McCarthy! Ask her "Who is selling your clothing line?" I missing so much.😊
Same. Might've been different if they hadn't slapped it onto the counter in front of him with zero warning. Whoever thought that'd be funny needs a new job.
@jadepaulsen8456 Or if you are from Oklahoma City and you have survived a large scale terror attack by a Far Right Extremist! 1995 168 people killed by far right extremist Timothy McVeigh. The US government must know that they have a problem with far right extremists who are also military veterans? That's what the FBI HRT is for.
Can the wish segment be, like, a monthly thing? That was so freaking amazing and definitely was a great heart cleansing from all the gross in the world right now.
There was a time when shows like this only showed what they wanted, there were some incredible moments in this segment and those involved should be proud 👍🏽👍🏽
The Melissa McCarthy bit was absolutely amazing. More than just networks, rich ppl need to be doing this sort of thing for the less privileged. It brings a tear to my eye every time. People deserve this. Most millionaires have more than they could ever need and billionaires most definitely do. During the holidays especially, give ppl less privileged than you something to soften their lives.....a wish. 😊
Living in S.C. and hate Trump. But so happy to see my former Governor, Nikki finally get a "Nikki-name" from the guy she has been bootlicking for years!
That's why Maga Mike released the 44,000 hours of videos from J6, so they can cherry-pick out the quieter bits and say "look, they were just tourists."
@sheilaboston7051 yep. Because other magats desperately need to believe that. Alternate facts, alternate j6 commissions, alternate impeachment inquiries,...pretty much alternate reality that is usually called delusion.
The rest of us in Georgia do not endorse or believe in MTG. She actually escaped from one of our mental hospitals, but after crossing the state line couldn't legally be extradited.
Marjorie Taylor Greene doesn't take her position as a U. S. Congress person seriously. She thinks it is something to play around with, and just do whatever comes to her mind to do.
can't wait for Trump to realize he still needs to pick a running mate, and gets to talk about how someone he's been bashing for months is suddenly worthy
@@TroysMilitaryHistorywhile the US constitution requires that one be elected, there is no mechanism in place to force one if trump decides to not run with one.
I was just getting some gas today and I noticed one of those 'I did that.' stickers of Biden pointing to the gas prices. Someone put it on the gas pump when the prices were going up. Do they give Biden credit when the price goes down? After all, there is that stickers that points to a lower gas price and Biden is pointing to it saying, 'I did that.'
SUPREME court rules Trump has a god given right to overthrow our democracy....CLARENCE was told to by his wife.....Ginni the religious zealot who is white btw that he is married to
He also does offer: incompetence, megalomania and may turn-out to be principally responsible of the death of American democracy as we know it... so give him SOME credit, geeezz.
If Marjorie Taylor Green, or any other member of Congress or the Senate, really, REALLY truly does want "accountability", then why don't they get themselves together and agree that they ALL need TERM LIMITS, and then MAKE IT REALITY!?
We can say it because we live it and breathe it, unlike a Maga who deliriously lives in their own heads with fantastical thoughts planted there by Trump. 😏
@@everythingisawesome76. Almost anything is sane compared to an ex President who is 4 times indicted, convicted fraudster and sexual assaulter and wannabe dictator😊
That sweet kid said “thank you” for a bike pump, so sweet and well-mannered, little did he know he was getting an actual bike!! His little dance was adorable. I love Melissa and this whole thing was just so cool. Thank you Jimmy!!
The intro featured a man that’s had to dodge a stick of dynamite 🧨 or two during the course of his life. He was way too prepared to respond to that sparkling dessert 🍮.
The bit about Linda Yaccarino unexpectedly brought me back my carefully suppressed memories of the time I worked at the customer service of our National Railway company in the Netherlands (the NS)….. this clip was a very accurate representation of those days, except for the wine part… Because of the strict ‘no booze on the job’-regulations, the gulping down of alcohol had to be after work hours at home….so I did that until I cried myself to sleep every night…. To start the whole thing all over again the next day…. 8 weeks. I held on for 8 weeks and then I had to give up. And give in: those passengers who kept calling were all correct! What a mess!!! 😉 😂😂
Maybe Marjorie Taylor, Greene’s book could be filed by the library of Congress in the bathrooms of the rotunda, chained to where toilet paper used to be featured in a new recycling program. Always in the love, light and truth.
Great monologue tonight! You did miss some potentially funny material, though... 1) MTG's book was actually printed in Canada (yeah, so much for America first!). 2) Trumpf wasn't wearing any of the orange make-up bronzer in his videos today. Keep up the good work!
I already did Thanksgiving with my family in Canada, and spoiler warning: The bird is gonna be dry, and there will be a 20 minute argument about whether yams and sweet potatoes are the same thing, that will knock aunt Viv off the wagon.
I finally learned the difference between yams and sweet potatoes. Yams are not grown in the US commercially. Generally an international grocery store will carry yams, so if you’re in the US, you’re more than likely eating sweet potatoes. Yams are not as sweet as sweet potatoes and they belong in different plant families.
As a Canadian I can also mention that your sister Rebecca will not shut up about the new guy she's been seeing after her divorce and how her son is great in little league.
Green bean casserole is actually one of my favorite foods. I wait all year long for Thanksgiving to eat green bean casserole. I acknowledge I could make it other times of the year... But... Well I'm just lazy I suppose
Love it too. It's the only Thanksgiving side dish that all 4 of my sons like. I have to use 2 of my largest casserole dishes just to be sure to have some left over at the end of the day.
@rattalesbostonrockroll4960 Her husband's movies, which she keeps propping up by starring in them, are that bad. And the Ghostbusters she co-starred in was horrendous due to a horrible script made worse by Paul Feig overrelying on adlib throughout. Melissa McCarthy's own jokes have always been best in small doses. And she thoroughly deserved all the award nominations she got for the biopic Can You Ever Forgive Me?
Spot on as always Mr. Kimmel and I'm a huge fan of yours and your show! ❤🤍💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
MTG is a monster and needs to be put in prison
Pipe bomber
I hate intolerant ppl. I can't tolerate MTG. So I guess I'd rather hate myself than having to tolerate her.
@population-_-420 Ya right. Coming from a pot head I take your bs with a grain of salt.
@population-_-420For who?
If she has commited a crime. Yes. She definitely needs to be voted out of congress.
Why would MTG write a book when her supporters can't read?🤯
She isn't, her ghost writers are!
Lol. Wow! That's a good one! 👏👏👏
I am sure it has pictures.
😂😂😂😂 right
I heard that books can be a way of disguising campaign donations. Didn't Marco Rubio get his book bought in bulk but Peter Thiel(?)
That these type people get elected is a sad reflection on the American public.
@dougdavis8986 - Tangerine Palaptine's biggest constituency has been the Democrats and Independents who did not bother to vote! We cannot let that abdication of responsibility stand. Pry them off the sofa and get them to the polls!
They come from the armpit of America and rely on Democrats to save them.
That's certain types of people, not all Americans. Margarine traitor mean cones from Georgia's 14 district, this district's people had a march back in the 80's too kick out black people from their area.
@alonsonavarro2126 True. Only about 60% of Americans
AOC, OMAR and about 60 other democraps would certainly be a good example 🤔🤪🇺🇲
Ban the book… I want to see MTG’s reaction… a taste of their own medicine.
Oh that would hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
A BBBBBB BOOK FOR THOSE MORANS WHO CAN'T READ OR THINK only complain about things they can't understand
If you ever feel like an absolute dumbass, failed high school, can't work a calculator, you are still smarter than MTG.
okay hold on. If you can't use a calculator or the calc app on your 'puter maybe it's time to adjust.
@@withershin or you missed the point
@@KNR90 You should not talk about yourself in such a manner...
Who isn't?!!
@donaldprairie1869 I said "you" multiple times
I equate Maga, Marge, and the rest of the Rpublicans as the confederates trying to seek revenge for their loss 150 years ago.
What the heck is Ron Johnson doing in Wisconsin?
Absolutely ! ✅
Sad thing is they are winning 😢
South an't gonna rhase
(rise) again! :(
Civil War Hmmm
Good people do good things for others in need. ... Well Done Jimmy. Merry Christmas
Watching those people receive those gifts brought real joy to my heart.
Marjorie Taylor Greene should pay back America everything she has been paid in Congress along with her staff's salary, since she has been a total waste time in Congress.
💯!!!!
She needs to pay back her PPP "grant", that was supposed to a loan!!!
Total waste.
Incredible how much more can the USA live through people who will never do anything with substance and are allowed to waste our time. This is not an example what created the American dream. It’s more like a nightmare!
That sums up the GOP, Bennett. They have nothing to offer & are useless as Chip Roy (R-TX) recently stated!
Whenever a vote is taken in the House most Members say either "Yea" or "Nay" but Marjorie Taylor Greene always said "Naaaaaaay" which was confusing and frustrating to the people counting the votes, so now she just stomps her hoof once for yes and twice for no to clarify things!
😂😂😂
I'm
You spelled it wrong. It's "neigh"
This killed me 😂😂🤣🤣😅😅😅
Not fair to compare this beast to magnificent horses! How insulting....😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
The way the world is today, it's nice to see polite & appreciative people.
This segment gave me hope for the future seeing the attitudes of our next generation.
Thank you, everyone.
And of course, I love Melissa McCarthy
Melissa is my fav!
All kids start out like that. Then they get corrupted by adults. Then they grow up to be adults and it starts again. It's a vicious cycle.
@@samandros3451 - You must live in a cold world.
@@samandros3451
Adults don't realize that kids watch them like hawks.
Do what I say, not what I do, is a terrible way to set an example for kids.
i know, our wonderful young people
Thank you for the kids gifts!!!!! God Bless All of you!
Watching Melissa McCarthy, give those people. Gifts has me tearing up right now....I love her so much🧡!
Claim your bike! Claim your bike! Claim your bike!😊😂❤
What this country needs right now is a committee to investigate MTG's proposed committee that will investigate the J6 committee.
Those were really nice things you did Jimmy and Melissa. Nice to see it, thanks.
I’m the kid that got the Nintendo Switch Oled! Thank you for this experience and this was really fun! I am currently playing on the Nintendo Switch! ❤🎉😊
Did she have to write a book? Couldn't we have given her some crayons and a Denny's placemat?
She would eat the crayons.
😂😂😂
@@Joe_Narbaiz😂😂😂
It seems to be an American thing - all politicians write a book. I'm sure she will donate any profits. one of her worthy cause!!!!
@@Joe_Narbaiz😅😅😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The solution to this mess is to Vote Democrat - no point trying to reason with MTG - just vote Blue and remove this stupidity
Voting blue got us in this economic crisis, constitutional crisis and 2 wars. Thanks to 'blue voting' we look like a nation of fools on the world stage.
Voting blue is what got the country into stupidity.
Where are the 2 replies?
@@sjones3191 Shadow banned for breaking the rules and going vicious?
Mad Traitor Green should be indicated already and the one that is putting that misinformation should be held accountable.She Help with the Jan 6 and anyone who helped with this crime.
Aid and comfort too.
We cannot believe in Uk and Europe that they were not all locked up by Jan 7th! He also stole 5 Eyes Documents which means he is internationally a wanted man, if American is not strong enough to imprison him I know 4 countries that are watching carefully.
How can a man who threatens the judiciary, incites his cult to phone in death threats walk free? Not a good look America! Lock him up!
It’s indicted
MTG and handy Boebert are on Jack Smith’s list to indict for their role in J/6
That was so special. Thank you Melissa ❤
MTG and bimbobert need to go away
Right. There are disgraceful.
Thanks for being so kind to those children and their families! I love Melissa McCarthy! Ask her "Who is selling your clothing line?" I missing so much.😊
The end was amazing!!!
I'm with 'dude slapping the flame away'. Wrong kind of surprise for many traumatized people.
Yes and when you come from a middle eastern country, something that looks like a fuse???!!just sayin'.
Same. Might've been different if they hadn't slapped it onto the counter in front of him with zero warning. Whoever thought that'd be funny needs a new job.
@jadepaulsen8456 Or if you are from Oklahoma City and you have survived a large scale terror attack by a Far Right Extremist! 1995 168 people killed by far right extremist Timothy McVeigh. The US government must know that they have a problem with far right extremists who are also military veterans? That's what the FBI HRT is for.
I agree, I can see why he reacted that way. Glad everyone was able to laugh it off afterwards. But scary for him in that moment.
Can't wait till MTG's book hits the 99 cent store. I can add it to my library in my bathroom. You never know when I might run out of toilet paper.
Isn't a book "written" by MTG the definition of pre-used toilet paper?
Why don't they create a January 6th committee to investigate the January 6th committee to investigate the January 6th committee to investigate MTG?
Can the wish segment be, like, a monthly thing? That was so freaking amazing and definitely was a great heart cleansing from all the gross in the world right now.
There was a time when shows like this only showed what they wanted, there were some incredible moments in this segment and those involved should be proud 👍🏽👍🏽
Well, we don't actually know that Marge didn't write that book on a Denny's placemat.
The title of her book is “MTG.” I don’t think she knows how to spell her own name.
... using crayon 🖍️
It was a Waffle House placemat. She's not classy enough for Dennys.
@@dennissuper5907 ... Godfather's Pizza
those are menus
The Melissa McCarthy bit was absolutely amazing. More than just networks, rich ppl need to be doing this sort of thing for the less privileged. It brings a tear to my eye every time. People deserve this. Most millionaires have more than they could ever need and billionaires most definitely do. During the holidays especially, give ppl less privileged than you something to soften their lives.....a wish. 😊
Agreed amen
I agree. Yeah ITS SO SWEET, but It’s sad we only get to see this 2 months out of the whole entire year 😢😧🫤
Living in S.C. and hate Trump. But so happy to see my former Governor, Nikki finally get a "Nikki-name" from the guy she has been bootlicking for years!
Same here! (from Columbia)
I want "Neocon Nikki" to catch on.
living in California and hate tRump too
Lock her up too
Impeach all Republicans
Trump For Prison 2024
Jimmy is super kind, so much love in him for everybody!! Warms my heart to see those gifts, to such deserving people! Made my eyes wet.
I loved every minute of this. Well done.
Thanks for the cute gift giving segment which puts smiles on children's faces.
Oh, yes. Let’s spend more money on January 6th. So Trump’s MAGA Republicans can show the world that we didn’t see what we saw.
That's why Maga Mike released the 44,000 hours of videos from J6, so they can cherry-pick out the quieter bits and say "look, they were just tourists."
@@sheilaboston7051didn't machead Kevlar do that b4...I remember him releasing footage and saying it was just visitors 🤢🤮🤬🤢🤮🤬
This going to go against them in 2024, down ballot😢😢😢😢
@sheilaboston7051 yep. Because other magats desperately need to believe that.
Alternate facts, alternate j6 commissions, alternate impeachment inquiries,...pretty much alternate reality that is usually called delusion.
Denial is strong with Trumpers
wow wee, kids from the hospital with smiles...Kudos to you and your team Jimmy and Mellissa too! You all deserve the very best!
Damn Jimmy, you made me tear up...smile. Thank you Melissa McCarthy too.
The rest of us in Georgia do not endorse or believe in MTG. She actually escaped from one of our mental hospitals, but after crossing the state line couldn't legally be extradited.
I will never tire of jokes about Malaria's Hellraiser decorations 😆
"Malaria Rump" XD
Melanoma
We needed a new word for “ugly” when she did that!
I've seen spoofs of them with little white bonnets so they look like they're from _A Handmaid's Tale_ .
@@wizardsuth - Good one.
The Linda Yaccarino sketch was fantastic.
She didn't write that book, someone else wrote it for her, I'm sure.
Just like Trump had a ghostwriter for "The Art of the Deal".
The only part she wrote was the title.
Marjorie Troll Greene is the perfect female conservative politician for those who find Sarah Palin too intellectual.
😂😂
🤣😂🤣
And where’s Palin now?
Sounds exactly like something a Joe Biden cia operative would spew.
@Mike-rk8px 😄😁😆😅🤣😂😛🤭😵💫🥴
I can't wait for MTG's book to become the most popular at the Dollar Store next month
That's what you want your representative to say: "we don't do things for free!"
And that's the party of 'Christian values'.
Marjorie Taylor Greene doesn't take her position as a U. S. Congress person seriously. She thinks it is something to play around with, and just do whatever comes to her mind to do.
And not a whole hell of a lot comes to her mind. 😂
She’s cosplaying at being a politician. With no real idea of how government works. Much to her chagrin, it’s not like middle school student council.
Her district re-elected her..
She asked for a temp position, 2 year commitment...
She requested another 2 years and her district said yes..
She's only there to do Trump's bidding.
Apparently she is the smartest person in her district.
Jimmy is the best. I've been watching for decades--always fresh and funny.
Hmmm decades?
"We don't do things for FREE"
Ahhh, good old fashioned GOP greed 😅
Thank you Mr. Kimmel for calling out the stupidity of mtg (small letters for a small mind!).
i don’t capitalize anyone’s name that i don’t respect
can't wait for Trump to realize he still needs to pick a running mate, and gets to talk about how someone he's been bashing for months is suddenly worthy
Australian here, do you have to have a running mate? I know for a while the position of VP either didn't exist?
Gotta remember trumpers don't care, if Trump all of a sudden says yeah that guy/gal is cool, then they all go with it.
Nah. Dictators don’t bother with running mates.
@@TroysMilitaryHistoryI believe so, it for sure helps with votes in getting elected.
@@TroysMilitaryHistorywhile the US constitution requires that one be elected, there is no mechanism in place to force one if trump decides to not run with one.
I was just getting some gas today and I noticed one of those 'I did that.' stickers of Biden pointing to the gas prices. Someone put it on the gas pump when the prices were going up. Do they give Biden credit when the price goes down? After all, there is that stickers that points to a lower gas price and Biden is pointing to it saying, 'I did that.'
Trump offering insults and revenge. Nothing else
SUPREME court rules Trump has a god given right to overthrow our democracy....CLARENCE was told to by his wife.....Ginni the religious zealot who is white btw that he is married to
Thats the prime objection of MAGA > insults and revenge. The ideology of narcissism
Kinda like the entire gop I’d say! Vengeance and blame are what republicans are about!
He also does offer: incompetence, megalomania and may turn-out to be principally responsible of the death of American democracy as we know it... so give him SOME credit, geeezz.
take your blinders off and quit watching state run tv....
Thank you, Jimmy. I live on the West Coast so I watch your opening every morning. It makes my day!
If Marjorie Taylor Green, or any other member of Congress or the Senate, really, REALLY truly does want "accountability", then why don't they get themselves together and agree that they ALL need TERM LIMITS, and then MAKE IT REALITY!?
There are term limits- they’re called elections. Vote blue no matter who!! 💙🗳️🇺🇸
Old Bird Nest needs to be in prison with duct tape around his head and mouth to stop the Bird from tweeting!
I bet old Joe beats old trump in the 40 yard walk any day of the week
I hope the MTG book becomes available in Australia. Incase another COVID wave comes, and we get another panic buying of toilet paper.
That whole "MAGA" bunch are an embarrassment. Vote for sanity in 24.
"Sanity" says the Democrat. Lmao.
We can say it because we live it and breathe it, unlike a Maga who deliriously lives in their own heads with fantastical thoughts planted there by Trump. 😏
@@everythingisawesome76. Almost anything is sane compared to an ex President who is 4 times indicted, convicted fraudster and sexual assaulter and wannabe dictator😊
That sweet kid said “thank you” for a bike pump, so sweet and well-mannered, little did he know he was getting an actual bike!! His little dance was adorable. I love Melissa and this whole thing was just so cool. Thank you Jimmy!!
"MTG" will be on the "Book Ban" and "Book Burning" lists!!
"Because I already drank all the vodka."
I can relate.
That video of 45 looks great, he looks older, haggard and with wrinkles. I’m glad he is feeling the weight of all the court cases against him!
And a less offensive tan ..FDT
I don't understand way Republican Party is so Ridiculous having people like this IN Congress
don’t worry too much bcos she and handy boebert are on Jack Smith’s list to be indicted bc of J/6
Can Trump ever go one day without lashing out at someone? It's sickening.
That would be a resounding, NO!
Alzheimer’s is an ugly thing.
One day? Let's take smaller steps here 🤣🤣🤣
That's PRESIDENT Trump to you peons!
I watch
Poor old man had a war flashback to when he saved his entire troop from a live grenade
Jimmy, she would just eat those crayons if you gave them to her.
Born Marine.
She would just complain the blue crayons are witches and there aren't enough red crayons to madly cover her colorbook pages.
Only if there wasn’t any glue left to eat…
I seriously doubt that MTG actually wrote "her" book. She probably had a ghost writer do it for her.
That little girl exposing how staged Nikki's little act was was priceless. I loved that ten seconds of awkward silence 😅
Nikki Hailey 's laugh at the end sounded kind of like a witch's cackle. Epic fail for her but hilarious for the rest of us
It really did.
She's trying to copy DeSantis's psycho clown laugh.
Even the chick from Newsmax could barely hold back the laughter.
Lol the free hat was awesome and she walked right into it with "we dont do things for free"
MAGA means witch in Latin.
Also... Poisoner.
Just more evidence of Latins connection to English, they are actually very close!
That’s 😂funny, Maga stands for Make Attorneys Get Attorneys 😂
Very interesting, 45 is an anti christ after all so it fits.
@@adamfanalwaysI heard yet another: "Make America Gag Again."
Witch hunt!!!
👏 Melissa McCarthy! What a wonderful person.
The Linda Yacarino skit had me in stitches!
We dont do things for free.
Thats what Clarence Thomas said.
The intro featured a man that’s had to dodge a stick of dynamite 🧨 or two during the course of his life. He was way too prepared to respond to that sparkling dessert 🍮.
BEST late night show , EVER !! Jimmy you rock !!
Crayons and a Denny’s placemat…..funny stuff. It fits
Linda was brilliantly played!!! Get that young woman a real career writing for some show somewhere.
The bit about Linda Yaccarino unexpectedly brought me back my carefully suppressed memories of the time I worked at the customer service of our National Railway company in the Netherlands (the NS)….. this clip was a very accurate representation of those days, except for the wine part…
Because of the strict ‘no booze on the job’-regulations, the gulping down of alcohol had to be after work hours at home….so I did that until I cried myself to sleep every night….
To start the whole thing all over again the next day….
8 weeks.
I held on for 8 weeks and then I had to give up.
And give in: those passengers who kept calling were all correct! What a mess!!!
😉 😂😂
The weak would rather mock the strong instead of becoming strong themselves.
The CEO of X thing was some top-notch sketch-comedy. Good stuff.
The best title for Greene’s book? “House Mattress Loses Her Sheet!”
Horse Mattress
Sexism is not necessary to highlight her faults, imho.
MTG...My Teacher Gagged.
@@tiffanyshanley1419 She can sound like the bizarro version of Mr Ed😃
Q Klux Karen is a riot
@population-_-420 damn even translation knows & took her proper noun 😂
I’m so stealing that one…!
But extremely toxic to democracy.
I love Melissa McCarthy!!
Maybe Marjorie Taylor, Greene’s book could be filed by the library of Congress in the bathrooms of the rotunda, chained to where toilet paper used to be featured in a new recycling program. Always in the love, light and truth.
Doesn’t most toilet paper come from CA trees? Canada, that is
I love Melissa McCarthy she is adorable!
Great monologue tonight! You did miss some potentially funny material, though... 1) MTG's book was actually printed in Canada (yeah, so much for America first!). 2) Trumpf wasn't wearing any of the orange make-up bronzer in his videos today. Keep up the good work!
No bronzer? How did that happen?
@@darlenelarochelle4011it’s been discontinued
Publisher is Donnieboy Jr.’s new business! Lol
Love Love Love the announcer’s new haircut! ( sorry I didn’t remember his name) he’s awesome at what he does!
🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩
Love that the announcer guy got a haircut. Looks so much better and professional now
Right! And the way he announces Jimmy is better too.. he's not singing it out any more.
I think he looked “professional” either way. 🧐
@@cleo5050 fight the infection
Sean Strickland
The "AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! That's how we say hello here." caused me to spit coffee all over my computer screen. Thanks a lot Jimmy Kimmel writers.
High key, Jimmy Kimmel and his team came back STRONG after the writers strike, they have been killing it.
Boy!! That will really help the poor souls that voted for her. Right??
I already did Thanksgiving with my family in Canada, and spoiler warning: The bird is gonna be dry, and there will be a 20 minute argument about whether yams and sweet potatoes are the same thing, that will knock aunt Viv off the wagon.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
😆😆😆🥰
I finally learned the difference between yams and sweet potatoes. Yams are not grown in the US commercially. Generally an international grocery store will carry yams, so if you’re in the US, you’re more than likely eating sweet potatoes. Yams are not as sweet as sweet potatoes and they belong in different plant families.
As a Canadian I can also mention that your sister Rebecca will not shut up about the new guy she's been seeing after her divorce and how her son is great in little league.
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Green bean casserole is actually one of my favorite foods. I wait all year long for Thanksgiving to eat green bean casserole. I acknowledge I could make it other times of the year... But... Well I'm just lazy I suppose
I'm a big green bean casserole fan as well. Fortunately I live close to a Honey Baked Ham store so I get it when I get the craving. 😅😅😅
I love green bean casserole. I hate that it has gluten & that I can't have it anymore.
Love it too. It's the only Thanksgiving side dish that all 4 of my sons like. I have to use 2 of my largest casserole dishes just to be sure to have some left over at the end of the day.
We need more Linda Yaccarino.
Every republican congressman will get a case paid for by the RNC to put her on the best-seller list.
Melissa McCarthy just stole my heart w/ her line about her jokes falling flat. She isn't so bad after all lol😊
Spicy!!!!!
Yes, she is so bad, well, her movies are bad at least, but that was a great segment. Good on her & Jimmy.
@rattalesbostonrockroll4960 Her husband's movies, which she keeps propping up by starring in them, are that bad. And the Ghostbusters she co-starred in was horrendous due to a horrible script made worse by Paul Feig overrelying on adlib throughout. Melissa McCarthy's own jokes have always been best in small doses. And she thoroughly deserved all the award nominations she got for the biopic Can You Ever Forgive Me?
Get it right Marjorie Treason Greene