MAGA's Scariest Creatures Rally for Trump & Drag Queen Trixie Mattel Reads Ted Cruz’s Book to Kids
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- Опубліковано 8 лис 2023
- The SAG-AFTRA strike has come to an end after 118 days, “The Golden Bachelor” had their Women Tell All special and there were some serious gas issues, Republican Presidential candidates took the stage for a debate in Miami and Vivek Ramaswamy took aim at Nikki Haley and her daughter, Ron DeSantis is trying his hardest to come off as somewhat human, Trump held his own event about 30 minutes down the road and all the scariest creatures from Trumpland were on the bill, he shared and deleted shirtless photos of the judge presiding over his fraud trial in New York, and we help Ted Cruz sell some books with an assist from Trixie Mattel of “RuPaul’s Drag Race.”
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This is a disgusting thing to do to children, reading Ted Cruz to them
Definitely
You mean Rafael
😂😂😂😂 But they both share a common passion for boogers 😂😂😂
Smart kiddos tho
They will be traumatized for life now
trump didn’t make people stupid or bigoted. They’ve been stupid and bigoted for a long time, trump just convinced them it was something to brag about
Best comment hands down 😂 ❤
I concur yet don’t support Trump.
They don't brag about it though, they flatly deny it
exactly, he just exploits people's ignorance
Perfect😂
I love how Trixie is notorious for not liking kids, this is hilarious!
she was so great with them, totally at ease. a delight to watch her as always. a stellar representative for the drag queen community.
"Instead of skipping a page, why not skip a book?!"
This kid id going places!
“Trump is the poor man’s idea of a rich man, the weak man’s idea of a strong man, and the stupid man’s idea of a smart man.”
~ Anonymous
A loser's idea of a winner.
🫰🫰🫰🫰 (snapping) that was beautiful, man 🫰🫰🫰🫰
Darn wow!
Love that!
Yes.
As if I needed another reason to despise Rosanne Barr.
I thought that I was the only one who's never liked her....
@@freya8133you're not. Believe me... you're not.
Ironically, her original show was fairly progressive for the time. I don’t know what the hell happened to her after that.
@@dawntower3011Correct. The plots centered around the working class & underdogs.
@@dawntower3011 Lead poisoning and/or dementia. (I sound like I'm being flippant, but seriously, lead poisoning.)
I don't feel comfortable with the kids being around a copy of Ted Cruz's book!
11:39 Can’t stop laughing at the way the kids look at Trixie when she first walks in. Just looking up in utter awe and astonishment 😂😂
Every time Trump gets indicted a Angel gets it’s wings 🤣😂🤣
That is so lovely. I hope to see many more angels flying by.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
God's gonna need a bigger Heaven.
Holy Hell, there must be a legion by now.
That's what Eric trump said while begging daddy for a hug. 😁
Roseanne is nuts.
To say the least!
The Ambien must be good this time of year.
Off her meds again.
I don’t know what this “Roseanne” is, but it sounds disappointing.
No doubt about that at all. She use to be DRUMPF's favorite punch line.
The look on the kids' faces when Trixie says the Earth is flat! 😂😂😂
Watching Desantis smiling is like being in a saw movie !
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 literally lold
😨😬
That's funny 😁 😂 😀 😄 😆 🤣 😁
When someone calls him a "mentor" and a "great father", you know their therapist has a full plate.
Was she trying to pretend to cry?
The fact that a bunch of kids have more sense and empathy than the entire adult population of the Republican Party tells you everything you need to know about the so-called Party of Family Values.
That was a skit - with the kids
And everything you need to know about how the GOP wants to program the hate into em early.
@@buckbeaksgarden761lol you think the kids were fully scripted? Really? Have you ever worked with thespians in that age bracket? Cos memorising that many lines and delivering them naturally is impossible at that age 😂
Kid actors in movies do half a dozen takes and have prompts. That's not possible in a live show.
Not the entire adult population. A part of us hang our heads in shame and ask "What has this party become". And I just stick around anyway, since it wouldn't change how I vote. I try voting for the lesser assholes, which is not an easy feat.
Those kids were hilarious. And yes, much smarter than most right wingers.
Hearing "That's just disturbing" from a 6 year old gives me hope...
Desantis trying to form his mouth into a shape similar to a smile looks like a real struggle!😂😂
During the first debate, Vivek said that "Donald Trump was the best president of the 21st century". Right then and there, he should've been disqualified from his candidacy.
He was for the wealthy elites. The rest, not so much.
He is ...open your mind to the facts!!!
Love that kid, "skip that book!" Bravo little man, Bravo!
My friend and I were shopping at a discount store, where everything in the store was two dollars. We saw copies of Ted Cruz‘s old book, and Kaylee McAnany’s book, and no one was buying them, lol.
Trixie needs to be a regular! Love her 😂
Apparently Jimmy has her on speed dial so she might have signed a contract
What the heck is Rosanne "taking, smoking, or drinking"?! Probably the same things Don Jr. is taking, smoking, and drinking! 😂
Plus she was unbalanced to begin with...
Jenkem.
@@jeffreyw2489 I didn't know what "Jenkem" was so I looked it up. It's utterly disgusting and sounds about right for something Rosanne Barr and Don Jr. would do! 😜
Reading a book written by desantis is the one drag queen story hour that I would agree would actually harm kids. It’s not appropriate for adults either. 😆
Tonight's episode, I learned that DeSantis's forced unnatural smile, is BY FAR more stomach churning than hearing a Golden Bachelorette motorboat fart.
Those kids comments were so freakin cute!! "In what world.....?" 😂😂😂❤
Wow, kids leaving Cruz's book in a trash can was way more wholesome and polite than I would have been. I would have rode the "burn all the books" wave.
The way that last kid dive bombed his, I swore I heard the Stuka Siren.
I was half expecting them to 💩 on it but I don’t think the tv producers would allow that
I was expecting some level of destruction too but I guess they will recycle them. What a waste of $$$...
It was great. Kid goes "YAYT" and yeeted that book to where it belongs.
or just recycle the paper 😆
*Kimberley Gargoyle is none other than George Santos in Drag 😅😅😅😅.*
You may have something there, mate! LOL. Has anyone ever seen them both in the same place at the same time??🤣
I love the "Previously on Jimmy Kimmel Live" segments at the beginning now; Please never stop these!
Kids have more sense than most voters in Texas: they dumped Cruz without hesitation. But, they're not getting petrobucks.
Now he’s blaming his supporters for being indicted? He’s obviously upset with how his NY trial is going but he’s willing to march on those painful bone spurs for them. So unfair.😢😢
It's part of his Jesus act. Jesus died for your sins and I am getting indicted for you.
In other words, it's sick.
It's a martyr con, "look at me getting hurt because I loved you so much, now can you send me $20 for being so badly treated for loving you so much?"
He says he is being indicted for us.
I'm just looking forward to when he goes to prison for "us" for the rest of "our" lives.
Me TOO!!!!!!
Yeah Brian, all he does for us. Except for share his money with us.
This was hilarious, thanks Brian
Drag Queen Trixie Mattel Reads! yes that was AWESOME. thank you
Trixie is a god damned national treasure. I adore her and Katya sofaking much!!! ❤
I have never seen a man work harder for last place than Vivek Ramaswampy.
I call him Vivek RamaSmarmy
Good one
He's the assigned antagonizer.
He wants to muscle in on trump's marks and campaign donor' money.
😂😂😂
I was disappointed to see Roseanne lose her show. Now I understand why. She’s a whack now!
“Cocaine is a hell of a drug.”~ Rick James
@@8arrows "F*** yo couch, n****! F*** yo couch!" -Rick James or Roseanne
@@8arrows i think you mean mental illness is a hell of a drug..
She brought it on herself.
@@albertorkenbjorkenit's both
Trixie is so adorable with kids.
The Ted Cruz book bit was so heart warming. I love Trixie.
Trixie is hilarious. In and out of drag
Why Red? What does red mean in this context?
I’m guessing it either means Republican (red) or it’s just a typo
He meant Ted guys😂😂
I never thought I would ever say these words, but... we need more Drag Queen Storytime. It was surprisingly fabulous.
Just bring your kids, that’s all that matters, considering they don’t do it for adults
notice, the kids, having not yet been exposed to "hate training" had no issue with "Trixie". They just saw a nice person. It's the parents that educate for hate and it's just wrong to poison kids' minds with the vile ignorance of racism, sexism, misogyny.
More Trixi please
I love no matter how crazy the world is Jimmy always finds a way to brighten our day
You lead a sad life
"i just wanna say out loud right now, the book is boring".
FROM THE MOUTHS OF BABES 😅
What the hell is wrong with the GOP? Im 67 and i never remember either party beingv so pathetic.
NOT BOTH ---The GOP and the Trumpanzees!!!
Donald Trump came along
Once OBAMNA got elected they truly started losing their minds.
@@easymoneysniper9013 ya there racism came right out
@@chronosschiron yep and Donald Trump normalized it
I hope the Golden Bachelor/Bachelorette becomes a regular show. These older women were more real than any of the younger bachelorettes have ever been, and they truly cared for each other. There was a camaraderie that we don't see with the younger set.
Look how horrified those children are at being exposed to that vibrant, warm, intelligent, receptive unpatronizing human being! I love her.
This episode was amazing. Jimmy Kimmel is on the right side of history.
😂
I agree 100%
that weightlifter was not happy with the jury. I bet he said: "judge not lest ye be judged! Wakanda-ever! dOING! HAHAHA...
I’m just here for trixie ❤
Instead of skipping a page skip a book will now be my life motto
Bimberly Gargoyle is a worse dancer than Trumpledforeskin 💃…
Oh, you… 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂
Trixie looked like she belonged in the Barbie Movie! So cute! My 11 year old isn't buying any of it either. Every time he hears trump, he says, "I don't get it, I just dont get it. HOW was he ever president?" I laugh and tell him I don't get it either.
I can't explain to myself how such a crooked man came to be president either. I have no idea what soever how to even begin to explain it to a child.
Smart kid you got, I would tell him “the perfect amount of stupid people voted at the perfect time” to answer his question about Trump lmao.
@@lindaswanson9328 He climbed the framework left by others, he didn't come out of the blue
@silverblue73 Indeed. And that framework is going up in flames. The gop has lost touch with just about everything that party stood for. We need a 2 party system, but we seriously need a better other half.
Rossanne delivered her pep rally speech as well as she sang the national anthem.
We need more drag queen story time! Can this have a recurring spot on the show?
Someone needs to get Rosanne to an intervention... and Donnie junior .
Might be difficult to get him to let her in his place, she's a bit old for him.
So much fun with story time. Thank you Trixie
Rosanne really hurts. I loved her so much growing up.
Even if just on TV - subjecting kids to that is obscene, immoral, and if it is not illegal? It should be! Even seeing Cruz's face on that book could give the kids nightmares. And reading it to them?! PTSD possibly for children! 😞
Good grief, Trump's ridiculous face paint. Nobody told him Halloween was over?
I feel kind of bad saying this, because I'm sure he's a nice guy, but that other late-show host...I can never remember his last name, but it's Seth. I noticed he's had a real bad fake-tan thing going on for a long while, and every time I see him, all I can think of is Trump. >< He mocked the way he looked when he was filming from home, and I was over here like "That's the best you've looked in ages, sir..."
That’s a fake tan? I thought Seth was just tan from running outside @@veryberry39
When he turned his head! It’s so over the top. 😂
It’s getting more difficult by the day to maintain any sense of humor about Trump. The fact that he isn’t in prison yet is ridiculous. In most other countries he would be 6 ft deep.
Fr! Like why are we joking about such an infamous man?! Can we stop covering him and giving his movement a platform. I swear they’re doing it on purpose.
He would have fell out a window if he was in Russia.
Fingers crossed.
anyone else would be, no doubt. wait, where is hunters laptop?!
@@Uglyatx VOTE AGAINST HIM, THAT WILL MINIMIZE HIM. IF HE WINS, WE WILL NEVER GET RID OF HIM.
Drag queen story time omg Jimmy Kimmel you really are my hero....lol
DeSantis smiles just like a dog trained to smile.🤣
The real question is who is known for sexual assult on minors, Drag Queens or Clergy members
Priests for sure VTP. I saw it first- hand, (the fall out, not the actual abuses) having worked for a large catholic archdiocese. Priests were routinely transferred, or even hidden from law enforcement when charged or confronted. Massive pay offs, pay-outs, "settlements" by the church cost them 100's of MILLION $. Drag queens are largely harmless.
The Clergy is way ahead in that category. Way, way, way ahead
Those children are smarter and more honest than 99% of all US politicians.
To be fair I don't think they were following anything the book was saying 🤣🤣it is boring, yes but it's stupid in many other ways they probably can't really comprehend yet.
What are some of the 1% u think are smart and good just curious
@@easymoneysniper9013 🤌🏾 😂
There are not too many honest politicians!
Okay but who elected those politicians? All 99% of them? lol
Roseanne almost got it right, it's Kimberly Gargoyle! 😂😂 As for DJTJ, he's the grandson of a billionaire, Donald just inherited it when his daddy died!
Thank you, Jimmy.
Those kids were hilarious!
And who knew, this whole time the judge could kick Trump's @$$ anytime he wanted . 🤣
At this point the only way for Trump to draw a crowd over 10,000 is for overjoyed people to show up at his wake.
It would be shoulder-to-shoulder as far as the eye can see.
That would be millions
God forbid he should become ‘woke’ at precisely that moment …
@@lesleyjohnson8488there would be millions of witnesses present who didn't see anything lol
Oh were it only so!! Or a going way to jail party..
Sarah almost seemed like she was choking on that speech... She should have used her $20k podium. It probably has, or should have, a water system for that price. OH! Love what those kids did with Lyin' Ted's book. And none of them died from the drag queen reading to them! BONUS! Vote blue!
I love the honesty of children…
If Johnny Carson was alive to see what Barr evolved into, he would be massively regretful for giving her his blessing as a potential star and comic. I personally never found her anything but annoying and disgusting
Ditto
...and crass, crass, crass.
Johnny wasn't much better than she is. He was better at maintaining a façade.
Roseanne did a lot of good once (and being "annoying and disgusting" was part of it; she made that an okay thing for women to be, as opposed to it being solely the domain of men). Hers is still one of only a handful of shows in American history that depicted a family actually living a lifestyle commensurate to the incomes of the stated jobs of the breadwinners. Think about how sick that is; nearly 100 years of American television, and only a very few shows have had the guts to depict the reality of American life, and not some fantasy land where American poverty isn't wished into the cornfield.
As to what happened to her, it's the same thing that happened to Frank Miller or Dennis Miller or Craig T. Nelson or any other bitter older person; they got lazy and began to indulge the bigotry that told them that their success was entirely due to talent and not at all to privilege. Once you let yourself start to slide into that fascist reality-denying mindset, you don't tend to turn-back. On the contrary; you tend to accelerate exponentially.
Is Roseanne Barr related to Bill Barr?
Ron is really bad at hiding how much of a sociopath he is.
I know right. He is nuts.
How can he be so bad at this?
It's not really that hard.
It's painful to watch.
Boots.
@@OKOKOKOKOKOKOK-zn2fyYou need to have emotions to express emotions.
@@amyjackson8725
Without emotions, wouldn't he be a Psychopath and not a Sociopath?
Isn't it sad that we have to have this discussion about a potential presidential nominee?
Boots DeSantis!
Trixie Drag Queen story time was terrific. The kids were really happy and engaged and loved her “character.” It is disgusting that these MAGGOTS want to sexualize everything. Kids don’t think about those kinds of things.
If you see children and your first thought is child molestation, it's because that's what's in your mind.
Yes they do. They know that’s not a real woman. Just because we’re liberal, doesn’t mean we can’t have rules or limits. A drag queen a a sexualized version of a cross dresser. No business around kids. I live this show, but that was terrible.
@@laduke8873 Sorry, I disagree. I’ve taken my kids to pantomimes where men play woman’s roles. The children just see the actors as “characters”. It is the adults who sexualize it. The children don’t think that way. You can believe what you want but to ban it based on your beliefs is wrong.
@@VivP887 The kids know that’s not normal or natural. It’s the adults that need to be mindful of what they let their kids get exposed to.
@@laduke8873 What is normal or natural to a kid? Are super hero’s normal. Are talking cartoon animals normal or Air Bud movies normal. It is just a character. Men have been dressing up as women and playing women’s roles for centuries. What about the movie Tootsie or Mrs. Doubtfire? Milton Berle and Red Skelton dressed up as women in their “family” variety shows in the 60’s and 70’s and now all of a sudden reading books and getting kids interested in listening to a dressed up character is immoral? I would agree if they were reading 50 shades of grey to the kids, but come on, this is a made up fear mongering by adults who are sexualizing these characters. Children don’t think that way. Yes, Drag queens can be raunchy, but that would be in an adult show in Vegas or somewhere that is meant to be adult content.
The 56 seconds of love line (Stormy Daniels) line killed! 😁
Gargoyle + Guilfoyle = Garfoyle
Exactly. It's her new name. Imagine being locked in a room with her and Roseanne.
Simon and Garfoyle.
You may laugh, but they are literally filming a hallmark christmas movie 2 streets away from my house right now lmao😂😂
Probably two simultaneously.
Go be an extra!!
@@Ford_prefect_42 so my dads been rebuilding a one horse open sleigh (I'm so serious) lmao I about to pull that out on my lawn🤣🤣🤣
I love kids. The honesty is always a treat to see.
Insane I used to idolize Roseanne. She taught me love, acceptance, and how parents are supposed to behave. She was the first to have a same sex couple on her show as well as the first to have a biracial couple, and she wrote it all. How on earth did she sink this low?
Just because deep down inside she is a horrible creature, don't let that ruin your attempt to identify with a horrible person just because her agent suggested that she be "more progressive"....
She has become so hateful and bitter. Stands to reason she'd jump on that boat. Sad. She used to be so entertaining. Now she's just mean and bitter
She didn't. She was just smart and observant enough to see that her party was betraying its ideals. As she once said on this exact topic, "I didn't change; YOU did."
@@davidhollenshead4892 "Just because deep down inside she is a horrible creature"
"I dehumanize people I disagree with, and yet still somehow think I'm the Good Guy!"
her party was the green party. They never changed.@@AlexReynard
I thought I was going to see a $19k lecturn in front of Sarah Huckabee Sanders!
Love it. Kids are so honest
And great - - -when they're "pre-hate!"
Desantis smile reminds me of Addams Family Thanksgiving movie scene where Wednesday Addams emerges from punishment and shines a 'creepy smile' .. a girl draws back in horror saying, 'she's scaring me'!!! 😂 😂
8:32 When Don JR walks pissed off into a grocery store this would tell me that he can‘t afford a delivery service anymore.
DeSantis always looks like each separate part of his face is trying to escape.
LMAOOO that's so spot on, I love it 💀💀
It’s just because he’s a alien and his human suit is itchy!
Gotta love the kids🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂✌️✌️😺😺
The traitor was indicted for me! Now, go to jail for me, sucker.
3:30 bro the way this lady stared at that person while ripping that disgusting fart was psychotic
Absolutely love drag queen story time with the kids.😂
Yeah, they are way less scary than clowns!
Love the kids dumping the books!😂🤣😂🤣😂! I hope the Obnoxious Ted Cruz see this video🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
He'd just say it was the producers feeding the kids lines (which admittedly could be true), and that it's further proof that we're indoctrinating children to the "woke left." -_-
I wonder if Trump and the weirdo Republicans are "sick of winning" yet? The only relevant point in the entire debate last night was Ramaswamy calling out the GOP as a party of losers.
The irony😂
i think it originally was spelled " whining" , and trump being trump mispronounced it. " When i am president, there is going to be so much whining. More whining then you ever seen, ask everyone. Nobody Whines, more then me!"
I am sick of paying for things 3x the amount since corrupt biden got into office!
@@urekdumone2 💯😆👍
@@urekdumone2 Now that part is starting to make sense🤪
Perfect book placement; thr slam dunk was epic!!!❤
Rosanne almost used her real name, Kimberly Gargoyle.
Y'all, I just realised that Golden Bachelor is an actual show. I thought it was a skit like when Jimmy did the Baby Bachelor. This is a real show?! Wow.
The trixie Matel bit was hilarious 😂😂
The ending was epic!
We love your show in our home! The Strike Force Five 🌩️ and late night reruns kept us sane throughout the strikes. So happy that the writers and actors guilds prevailed!!!
Much appreciation for Jimmy, Guillermo and crew! Thanks for all you do! 💙
What the hell was up with spray paint on his face it went from Orange to wood stain
Rosanne has gone nucking futz .
That was RoseAnn? What a scary thought.
If Don Jr. goes into a grocery store and is pissed off....it tells me he's on a bender and very, very lost. Like that m/f buys his own groceries. 😅
Ronny's smile looks like Pops' smile in "Terminator Gensys"
Cracks me up everytime I see it, but this makes me cry, laughing!
I had the exact same thought!!!!
😂😂😂
Donald's new brand of high-gloss face paint sure isn't about any kind of natural appearance.
I stained a few pieces with that same color last year and thought they came out too dark.
The De sanctimonious really has the saddest smile ever . 😢 He was the kid that cried bitterly on his first day at school.
The continuous Matt Damon feud is a joke, but the continuous Ted Cruz feud is real, and still hilarious.