I literally feel bad for the cocoa puffs bird. He's trying so hard to avoid his addiction and better his life, but his society won't let him, and actively try to induce his mental breakdowns by surrounding him with his addiction causing his whole life to be nothing but a sugary cocoa blur. Sunny the Cocoa Puffs bird is a truly punished character.
Mr Geller, I'm going to need you to give us a deep dive into your favorite cereal mascot lore, synthesizing it with some heady literature and maybe referencing some lesser known video game. Thanks!
What you’re missing about Jarvis is that he could create a chain effect if the wizards he makes turn more people into wizards until every being in existence is a reflection of himself. The absolute vision of this man is a menace to society.
Can't believe we neglected to mention Captain Crunch's ability to "crunchetize" kids by turning them into cereal in the real world and devouring them while their consciousness is sent on a wacky cartoon adventure.
The thing about the squares though, is they are self destructive. Sure, if they collaborated they could tear through the entire box, _and_ the guy trying to eat them, however the the owning class turns them against each other and convinces them to eat one another for the small chance that one day they might be the one to have the box in their hand. The prolesquareiat is plagued by infighting and self hatred, and unless they unite and learn to work together, they will never be free. Anyway yeah those squares are crazy little guys
@@TomWalsh1 It's a Flying Dutchman kind of thing. You serve on the Cap'n's ship for a period of time, raiding coastal cities for milk and bowls, helping him find new children to bind to the ship and produce ever increasing amounts of puffed cereal product.
An incredible video, but I’d like to argue that pre-70s sugar bear is an unbeatable cryptid with no weaknesses who can commit crimes against both others and nature all with a calm, almost cheerful demeanour. The first few sugar bear commercials keep me up at night that one day he might come for me, and I pray for granny good witch.
I was always creeped out by the fact that the E.L. Fudge cookies were in the shapes of the elves. I had to bite their heads off first to put them out of their misery.
That part about every cereal mascot skateboarding opened a vault of nostalgia for 2000s children’s brand marketing where the characters were always skateboarding or rollerblading or doing Xtreme sports
In the UK we've got Coco the Monkey and I remember he overcame a crocodile who wanted his cereal on the reg, I think with the help of like a crew of other animals. I think that warrants a C.
Professor Weeto could shrink to a molecular level and had the power to turn milk "chocolatey" which is akin to a type of biological warfare. I'd put him as A-tier. There was also the golden nuggets prospector who was armed with a pick axe but that's pretty crude in the grand scheme of things so he's D tier. The honey monster is pure S-tier nightmare fuel. Mans built like a brick shithouse
Eddie from the Ready Brek adverts fell into a bowl of the stuff (like a Batman villain) and gained radioactive glowing powers and the ability to morph into the shape of literally anything. That's at least B tier.
I think sugar bear could defeat lucky. Sugar bear has been shown capable of flying to jupiter in a matter of seconds, time travel, breathing in space, capable of entering electronics and trapping other people in them. His main reacurring character he defeats is a magic user meaning he knows the matchup. Hes also been shown capable of turning off your tv which considering he's a fictional character is an impressive feat. He also has a direct line to millions of kids willing to come and help him and considering lucky's main oponent is just a handful of kids at a time would likely give him some trouble.
Honestly? I could see it going either way Lucky and Sugar Bear are such top tier characters in the Cereal Brand Cinematic Universe that it's hard to pick a true winner
Yeah, I don't think this video considered the old commercials where Granny Goodwitch treats him like the Terminator. Also, Lucky is one of those mascots that always loses to kids in the end, that's got to knock him down a bit.
Having little to no knowledge of any of these characters and cereals, it was a lot of fun just experiencing them for the first time pitted against each other in power. The frog seems mad weak, easy F tier
Weetabix aren't originally British! They were invented in Australia and they were originally a food for soldiers, sorta like ship's biscuit, where it's essentially just the most basic form of food, full of calories, designed to last as long as possible. God only knows how that somehow became a cereal.
just wanna say i'm glad i stumbled across your channel, i've never been bored watching one of your vids and you deserve a lot more attention for what you do
Wtf I thought ud only been streaming for months but no! UA-cam just didn't put your last 4 vids in my sub feed. And jeez, congrats on 100k!!! I've been following ur growth since like 15k and you quickly became one of my fav youtubers, and I'm stoked ur channel is growing so fast, it's extremely deserved
I come back to hear "Jim Dumps lookin ass" every Christmas as a treat. But fr, you have a gift for unique topics and commentary with delulu yet relatable jokes. Excited for 2025's tomfoolery
You're the best Leo! I was surprisingly invested in this tier list. I'm all in on Lucky I think, despite history ya just can't beat the luck of the Irish..
I like this tier list because you did so much good work to put it together. At first I avoided it because a lot of tier list content is low effort riffing, but this was a full ass Vader vid I was missing out on. Great vid dude. Hope that ogre learns to talk about his feelings, and doesn't crush you.
Leo Vader ur makin some pre serious content my dude i can totally see u being a big youtuber in the future like u just have that creativity its f***king serious.
The whole tone and delivery behind the whole giant space entity interactions is excellent and makes me want a show about a guy confronted with a cosmic horror of unfathomable power who is kinda just, mildly unsettled by the whole thing
The one I remember most, outside of Tony and Snap Crackle Pop, is the Honey Monster from a cereal called Sugar Puffs, which happens to be the UK version of that frog cereal according to Google.
Don't forget that Cap'n Crunch has an army of crunchlings at his disposal, and if I remember Cap'n Crunches Crunchling Adventure properly, crunchlings can beat a turtle at skateboarding with ease
I'd like to propose that Snap Crackle and Pop should be moved down to A or B tier. Reasoning: Over the years they've been losing their powers to the point where now they're all just soulless husks with identical faces that can't do anything or think about anything other than making rice krispies.
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Chocula got snubbed. Whole list sucks.
massive L
Don't be mad because Leo is right, friend.
Boo(berry)-hoo
Just because you like the cereal doesn't mean Count Chocula isn't kind of pathetic
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That fucking giant ogre out of nowhere made me think I had missed some crucial Leo Vader lore
Actually Shrek is a very popular character, I’m surprised you haven’t heard of him.
@@Jokerman9540 well what does it do
As a newer viewer I’m glad to know I’m not the only one seeing it
I literally feel bad for the cocoa puffs bird. He's trying so hard to avoid his addiction and better his life, but his society won't let him, and actively try to induce his mental breakdowns by surrounding him with his addiction causing his whole life to be nothing but a sugary cocoa blur. Sunny the Cocoa Puffs bird is a truly punished character.
Completely agree. I feel absolutely awful for the poor guy.
Now I want a dark R-rated movie about Sunny doing a john wick style rampage to kill his enablers
@@manyregrets8650 That'd be sick. I was thinking on more the dramatic route, like "Trainspotting but with breakfast cereal" 😂
@@manyregrets8650more like a mk ultra tipe movie, the cereal is a lie sunny
I'd watch a video about that
He's over 100 years old, Sunny Jim must be in the public domain, right? Gonna add this dude to all my creative works
I like your thinking
You mean Jim Dumps
@@Buttington_Headerson yeah my man JD
No, Sunny Jims isn't going to be in the public domain until 2034, cause it's life of author+70 years and author died in 1964
@@mockenmeyer i can wait 12 years
"His Jim Dumps lookin' ass" is so funnily savage for a reference I literally just learned about
I'm calling UA-cam HQ to get you demonetized for that shocker joke, SIR
"Fear of Cereal" when?
Mr Geller, I'm going to need you to give us a deep dive into your favorite cereal mascot lore, synthesizing it with some heady literature and maybe referencing some lesser known video game. Thanks!
SHOOOOOKERRR
Just imagine the Kellog's mascots' power levels if they unionized!
Some powers are just not meant for this world lol
Kellogg’s Cinematic Universe might slap
@@theDuckysaurus Crackle and Pop even.
It would be pretty busted...
I'm glad someone FINALLY had the courage to make this list, well done Leo.
What you’re missing about Jarvis is that he could create a chain effect if the wizards he makes turn more people into wizards until every being in existence is a reflection of himself. The absolute vision of this man is a menace to society.
damn good point. in the future 50% of humanity will be wizards and the other half will be the honeycomb guy
Exactly. S Tier.
@@LeoVader A great battle of wizards and honeycomb addicts is inevitable
@@LeoVader New Warhammer setting?
But if EVERYONE is a wizard, doesn’t that basically mean NO ONE is a wizard?
Can't believe we neglected to mention Captain Crunch's ability to "crunchetize" kids by turning them into cereal in the real world and devouring them while their consciousness is sent on a wacky cartoon adventure.
Here we go again, deep into Leo's fever dream riddled brain
I love what you do Leo, it’s so bizarre but really hilarious and unique.
me too
You should've ranked the crazy squares, Leo. A whole box of them could be like piranhas to demolish any foes that stand in their way.
The thing about the squares though, is they are self destructive. Sure, if they collaborated they could tear through the entire box, _and_ the guy trying to eat them, however the the owning class turns them against each other and convinces them to eat one another for the small chance that one day they might be the one to have the box in their hand. The prolesquareiat is plagued by infighting and self hatred, and unless they unite and learn to work together, they will never be free.
Anyway yeah those squares are crazy little guys
@@Lismakingmovie prolesquareiat, nice
Follow-up: When children ask Cap'n Crunch to "crunchatize" them, what are they demanding he do? Is that a power with combat capabilities?
I believe it’s a conscription-based power used to generate a vast child navy and sustain the captain’s many overseas wars
@@TomWalsh1 It's a Flying Dutchman kind of thing. You serve on the Cap'n's ship for a period of time, raiding coastal cities for milk and bowls, helping him find new children to bind to the ship and produce ever increasing amounts of puffed cereal product.
I always figured the children became the cereal. Never did like Cap'n Crunch.
17:09 this is why Leo’s humor is one of my favorites on youtube
That moment was S tier
He's so good
Exactly right, that shit was spot on.
I came down here just to give it appreciation
I choked on my dinner watching it
An incredible video, but I’d like to argue that pre-70s sugar bear is an unbeatable cryptid with no weaknesses who can commit crimes against both others and nature all with a calm, almost cheerful demeanour. The first few sugar bear commercials keep me up at night that one day he might come for me, and I pray for granny good witch.
I dont think he ever stopped being an unbeatable creature.
"If you know whats good for you, Weetabix" is truly terrifying.
it pained me to see Toucan Sam in F tier but you're absolutely right
Sugar Bear is an unstoppable force. In the early commercials he casually walked through brick walls and bent iron bars.
I love the eldritch monster as the analogy for the audience
I was always creeped out by the fact that the E.L. Fudge cookies were in the shapes of the elves. I had to bite their heads off first to put them out of their misery.
"It's clear he doesn't see Diggum Frog as the slightest threat to him or his family" is a great line that adds to the cultural history of humanity.
That part about every cereal mascot skateboarding opened a vault of nostalgia for 2000s children’s brand marketing where the characters were always skateboarding or rollerblading or doing Xtreme sports
I thought the space monster was going to be a cereal mascot and was waiting for you to get to him.
The creativity in your videos is unmatched. Like how do you even think of these topics then delivery top tier commentary
In the UK we've got Coco the Monkey and I remember he overcame a crocodile who wanted his cereal on the reg, I think with the help of like a crew of other animals. I think that warrants a C.
Professor Weeto could shrink to a molecular level and had the power to turn milk "chocolatey" which is akin to a type of biological warfare. I'd put him as A-tier. There was also the golden nuggets prospector who was armed with a pick axe but that's pretty crude in the grand scheme of things so he's D tier.
The honey monster is pure S-tier nightmare fuel. Mans built like a brick shithouse
Eddie from the Ready Brek adverts fell into a bowl of the stuff (like a Batman villain) and gained radioactive glowing powers and the ability to morph into the shape of literally anything. That's at least B tier.
New Jacob Geller and Leo Vader vids today?! This is great!
i love the window bits, it's a genius way on inserting the screen into the show. these videos are always hilarious as well.
The cookie cop had me rolling
A tier, no
C tier , no
A tier, ok
B tier
damn thats clever, i didnt pick up on that until i saw your comment
This video is a masterpiece
This is the most underrated video on UA-cam.
When I saw it I was filled with vim, and from that day forth became bright as Sunny Jim.
You're the only youtuber who can consistently make me laugh out loud, even when I'm just alone in my room. Keep up the good work man, love the content
bro....this is the greatest and most original tier list ever! i love this!!
I think sugar bear could defeat lucky. Sugar bear has been shown capable of flying to jupiter in a matter of seconds, time travel, breathing in space, capable of entering electronics and trapping other people in them. His main reacurring character he defeats is a magic user meaning he knows the matchup. Hes also been shown capable of turning off your tv which considering he's a fictional character is an impressive feat. He also has a direct line to millions of kids willing to come and help him and considering lucky's main oponent is just a handful of kids at a time would likely give him some trouble.
Honestly? I could see it going either way
Lucky and Sugar Bear are such top tier characters in the Cereal Brand Cinematic Universe that it's hard to pick a true winner
Yeah, I don't think this video considered the old commercials where Granny Goodwitch treats him like the Terminator. Also, Lucky is one of those mascots that always loses to kids in the end, that's got to knock him down a bit.
You’ll be at the top of the game in no time, love your vids. Keep marchin on man!
I love how he talks in this video like its an essay worth 75% of his grade
Having little to no knowledge of any of these characters and cereals, it was a lot of fun just experiencing them for the first time pitted against each other in power. The frog seems mad weak, easy F tier
Weetabix aren't originally British! They were invented in Australia and they were originally a food for soldiers, sorta like ship's biscuit, where it's essentially just the most basic form of food, full of calories, designed to last as long as possible.
God only knows how that somehow became a cereal.
This is the epic content my subconscious yearns for in the awful day-to-day trudge of life.
Thank you!
discovered your channel while on an acid trip and have since been obsessed with your videos. thank u for this king
just wanna say i'm glad i stumbled across your channel, i've never been bored watching one of your vids and you deserve a lot more attention for what you do
I actually love the re-watch value of your videos. I can come back a few months later and the jokes still land!
Wtf I thought ud only been streaming for months but no! UA-cam just didn't put your last 4 vids in my sub feed. And jeez, congrats on 100k!!! I've been following ur growth since like 15k and you quickly became one of my fav youtubers, and I'm stoked ur channel is growing so fast, it's extremely deserved
I come back to hear "Jim Dumps lookin ass" every Christmas as a treat. But fr, you have a gift for unique topics and commentary with delulu yet relatable jokes. Excited for 2025's tomfoolery
You all know that the cinnamon toast crunch guys are the most powerful
You're the best Leo! I was surprisingly invested in this tier list. I'm all in on Lucky I think, despite history ya just can't beat the luck of the Irish..
Toucan Sam has magical teleporting frootloop rings, surely that must count for something.
Leo has an extremely stressful life damn
I'm so full from cereal yum
I can't rewatch all of Leo's videos again. Please recommend similar people while i go and rewatch it all again anyways
New Leo Vader vid just dropped. All my homies love Leo Vader
The first thing I noticed is your internet comment etiquette t shirt and I'm instantly a fan and subscriber. God bless you magical internet man.
I love thia channel. You never know when or what he'll upload. A true gem.
I like this tier list because you did so much good work to put it together. At first I avoided it because a lot of tier list content is low effort riffing, but this was a full ass Vader vid I was missing out on. Great vid dude. Hope that ogre learns to talk about his feelings, and doesn't crush you.
The snack crackle pop joke earned you a sub
It took me like 2 rewatches to catch the ACAB joke
I love the frame narrative of your essays. It's like a Grable: I don't know what the fuck's going on between the lecturing, but I'm here for it.
I love those puppet guys u got in ur new videos so much they r fuckn elevating ur channel
GODFUCKING DAMMIT LEO UR FUCKING DOING IT AGAIN BRO CANNOT BE STOPPED BANGER AFTER BANGER
This is too good. Holy smokes
Leo Vader ur makin some pre serious content my dude i can totally see u being a big youtuber in the future like u just have that creativity its f***king serious.
The whole tone and delivery behind the whole giant space entity interactions is excellent and makes me want a show about a guy confronted with a cosmic horror of unfathomable power who is kinda just, mildly unsettled by the whole thing
Growing up in a nation without cereal just adds to the unhinged-ness of this vid. I'm putting it in S-tier.
goddddamn another banger, you never miss Leo. bless you
The cinnamon squares are psychopaths. Literally cannibalistic mass murder in every, EVERY commercial. At least B tier.
I pray on your uploads. Keep it up dude! Found your channel on a whim It's one of my favorites by far
The only tier list video ive genuinely enjoyed and not just used to kill time. You dont miss, Leo!!
"It might just be a plane with eyes..."
Did you not stop to think.. Lucky could've turned one of the kids into the plane?!
The one I remember most, outside of Tony and Snap Crackle Pop, is the Honey Monster from a cereal called Sugar Puffs, which happens to be the UK version of that frog cereal according to Google.
The honorable mentions at the end were priceless! Love your videos
taking on the issues that really matter, I salute you good sir
I've said it before and I'll say it again. You pick the best topics for videos
this is such a good video! glad I found your channel. would love more analyses of fun stuff like this.
Another nugget of solid gold. Can't wait for the next one 🤌
I love how much you sell and then immediately apologise for the bad jokes
Like your content, like the interconnected universe between episodes. Sub earned
that video was just- good- like that was just honestly a great youtube video!
I like how Leo kept the continuity of each shot outside the house.
You my friend are on the come up. Keep up with the phenomenal contact!
Such amazing content. So clever and self aware
Sugar bear: Enters Super Mode and dives into the water
Me: "Dat asssssss."
Jarvis could convince the kids following people like Captain Crunch to defect in turn for being a wizard. What’s cereal worth when you’re a wizard?
Bro wake up new Leo Vader video rating Cereal Mascots dropped
Brrrrroooooooooo. That shirt. Glad I just decided to deep dive this channel. Always enjoy the vidz, need more.
Don't forget that Cap'n Crunch has an army of crunchlings at his disposal, and if I remember Cap'n Crunches Crunchling Adventure properly, crunchlings can beat a turtle at skateboarding with ease
I'd like to propose that Snap Crackle and Pop should be moved down to A or B tier. Reasoning: Over the years they've been losing their powers to the point where now they're all just soulless husks with identical faces that can't do anything or think about anything other than making rice krispies.
Loved to see Apple and Cinnamon in B tier but I feel like you could've put them in S. Most of the time the power of friendship is all you need.
Vader's shirt is comedy gold👌
This is so good. I don't know how you come up with this stuff
Fun Fact: Sunny from Raisin Brans isn't just representing the sun, he IS the sun
Cereal mascots have been a passion of mine since I was a young lad. Props to you for bringing this to light.
knowing too much about the history of cereal, I enjoy that this video is location tagged from Battle Creek.
I didn’t expect the high fantasy weetabix animation to be similar to something like Watership down. Hell it was scary for no reason
Another casual mention of wizards in this video. I'm going to have to watch the 'when you slip on a banana peel' video again for even deeper meaning
Babe wake up new Leo vader dropped
cereal twitter is gonna be so mad about this video
This is my favorite channel
this is so badass leo
Dude, in one of the commercials with Sunny, he says "I'm the only one!" IMPLYING HE IS THE SUN ITSELF.
Before this video finishes. I'm picking Tony the tiger. He was my imaginary friend as a kid.
Subbed for the shirt, bounced on my boy’s cereal mascot to this for hours.
15-16 minutes in was probably my favorite part, it would be a shame if you didn't make it that far.