Half-Sword is Psychotic
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- Опубліковано 13 лис 2023
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Edited by @samfisher
Music:
Warhammer 40K Darktide OST
Disposal Crew Imperium remix
City of Tertium
Offworld Auspex
Hive City Lowest Level
Forge Manufactorum
Data Interference
Waiting to Strike
The Torrent Fights Back
Metal Gear Rising OST
The only thing I know for real
It has to be this way - Ігри
I just started playing this and can't stop. Between laughing my ass off and feeling sick at the level of brutality, I am hooked.
Great! Medieval humor is making a comeback!
That shit funny af 🤣
This is morbidly fun
Yeah. After I accidentally disemboweled someone for the first time I actually almost puked all over my keyboard. If my parents knew I was playing this I’d be grounded for life.
Omg same
"I'm just trying to survive"
Said the man immediately before beating a corpse with a stool
Forget Dante's Inferno's infinitely deep plane of mud that sinners fight on for eternity, this is what the fifth layer of hell looks like. Tens of thousands of bald men running around killing eachother, and those who die are taken by the void until they respawn
Am I a psychopath for kinda sorta maybe possibly finding the thought of this just the tiniest bit fun, maybe?
@@That_Damn_Plaid_Ram no that makes you a dude with the natural biological reactions that occur when testosterone combined with adrenaline, and the thoughts of such
@@That_Damn_Plaid_Ram no
@@That_Damn_Plaid_Ram We want it just as much as you do. Endless battle seems like a breeding ground for beings that would eventually evolve into what regular men would know as gods of war
@@razztastic This sounds to me like Valhalla with fewer steps. And I'm all for it.
Just a reminder that this is a *free demo* and it already has more replayability than most of the tripleA games that have released on steam this year.
not very replayable when getting past the 2nd boss is impossible
@@buggah4947 skill issue
@@buggah4947Actual skill issue, there is a speedrun so it cant be impossible
@@buggah4947absolutely a skill issue, if your bad at this game there is a high probability you are bad at combat in general in real life. If they come out with a multiplayer in this game it levels the playing field everyone is the same
@buggah4947 my brother in christ the first two bosses are the easiest in the game
The way you "fight" inflicts mental, spiritual and physical tormet onto me...
I was about to say same!!
This is the best joe rogan fighting game ever made.
Out of the 301 ive played id agree
once you get the scythe from the dude, you have basically one, and yet you still have to be careful. i love this damned game so fucking much
That looks incredibly fun
Makes me kinda wish for an online pvp game like this and Chivalry in VR 😂
This is all A.I. the game is single player
@@doubleaabattery7562 that’s why he said I wish
🤗
I think the closest you'll get to this in vr is either Hellsplit arena or Blade and Sorcery
@@doubleaabattery7562 the real game will allow you to 1v1 i think
Ziggy…. I beg you to make more Half Sword videos… this was too funny bro 😂
Maybe someday.
Darktide OST goes hard
We're live here at the training field and- wait, what's this!?
It's, it's, BY GOD ITS JOE ROGAN WITH THE WOODEN CHAIR!!!
Whenever you have 2 stools, you're invincible, trust me.
15:39 *"Kids are cruel Jack..:"*
“And I’m VERY in touch with my inner child*
"And I LOVE minors!"
-sundowner probably
18:45 “Standing here I realize..”
- Ziggylata
Your green shirt gameplay was crazy entertaining!!!!!! You from spear, to almost dying from the Grim Reaper Knight, to stealing his scythe and killing him, to losing the scythe, to surviving with a dagger!!!!!! That final shot of you wearing the bloody and torn green shirt, and just holding up the dagger in victory, said it all!!!!!!
I love it, It is like Beam NG but with humans and swords instead of cars.
I didn't stop laughing once during the entire video. My lungs hurt. I feel the psychosis taking me.
Thats not what psychosis is.
Youre so underrated. I couldnt stop laughing the whole video. I love how you edit
Thank my editor. Me and my two editors all know how to video edit but the one who did this video (Sam) has a certain style to his videos.
Great music choice. Priceless commentary. I am going to make my own video of this now. Thanks!
not even 30 seconds into the video "omg hes coming"
When will you grow up?
@@JesusIsTheWay59 never
18:50 the anime main character moment
FR
This looks insane. Literally saw this video, and went straight to steam to check this out hahahaha. I have to see what this is about. Great video
"Your gonna turn the slash world on its head"- lionel starkwheather
Disposal unit from dark tide fits perfectly idk why
they're all Mr. clean clones with those shiny BALD HEADS
8:58 playing with minus than 5% of life points... A truly epic party
8:10 the first person I’ve ever seen to play this game and lose an appendage and still live
The stools in this game are very powerful. Try to take two stools in both hands and they will act as a shield and a weapon at the same time
All I could think of was the scene where raiden punches the senator like 100 times was perfect when you pinned the boss against the wall
10:51 why cut out that perfect moment
We wanted to keep the funny bits coming quickly so a lot of the more quiet bits got cut out
finally hell yea was waiting for you to play this
NOW THIS IS A FIGHT!!!
Bruh I laughed so much, my neck has arthritis now.
So glad this game is getting alot of attention finally.
I tried this game out I was thriving till I got fucking obliterated by the dude with the scythe my arm was off
Bro got the guts treatment 💀
joe rogan purgatory where all the joed rogans go after evey podcast
They’re single use, this is where they get sent after.
9:05 probably the cleanest slash I’ve ever seen
Love playing this in first person and using real maneuvers with the axe lol
0:15 as a blind person this was my favorite moment
💀
The best way to take down the reaper is to try to block and then take one of his hands. I recommend a 2-handed axe for this.
Glad you're doing other content than Chivalry, would love to see some darktide from you, if you can at least. Silly ass video, as always.
Theres two weapons in the early game that are OP if you use them right. The shovel with a metal edge and the axe with a spiky thing in the back. Just hold RMB and swing from right to left and you should be OP. After killing the first 'boss', take his scythe and use the same tactic. Woorks 99.9% of the time.
My chest hurts so much from laughing
I may be a horrible person for laughing at this so hard.
Funny ass video, had me actually smiling the whole time!
There Will be Bloodshed is great and all, but Wheelchair Sam would probably fit this game better
I thought the same right after I finished it lmao
Ive never felt more De-Stressed than after i did playing this game for an hour! lol
Cleaver man is medieval sundowner
10:14 im dyinng
2:59 was brutal lmfao
Bro im glad you can play other games now, you should definitely try that new game called lethal company it crazy fun with friends
I have been. I just played with a couple of other streamers and I hope to do more.
18:42 tekken wall combos be like:
Is this what worshippers of Khorne play? 'Cause this is just berserker simulator at it's finest
Was so good when I found you streaming this the other night at 2am (Aus time) couldn't stop watching lol👀🤢
thought the "brutal" word in the thumb nail was "breath"
This game would be perfect if it was a first person/VR game. I hope the developers add that as a feature.
they already added first person
@@lukageorgievski2951 we half way there then
I mean thats what blade and sorcery is. All it needs is better mouse to arm tracking. Making the players arms more responsive and less flailing like when holding a sword would help
Like a bad Exima or Hellish Quarter
Can't wait for it to come out. Needs to be more gorey games like this. If anybody knows any id love segestions.
the scythe MIGHT be a little to OP
Maybe. I'd like to think the physics are so bad that it just doesn't know what to do.
for me, the ending was the starting enemy with no items or clothes
wow the violence is impressive
holy shit this game is terrifying.
Why.
@@BuzzingGoober its like hilarious one second and then the next you’re on the ground screamimg while one guy gut stabs you repeatedly and his mate turns your head to mince with a mace
It’s just scary like “damn that was a bad way to die lol fuck”
bro this looks like somthing in a horrer movie 48 secs in
half sword may be Psychotic but so am i
Not even a minute in and my guy is already shouting "OMG HE'S CUMMING!" 🤣
After awhile of playing this I question my own sanity😂
Dual stools are peak.
Very good
Yo Zig you are just a cold-blooded murderer, G.
this game is extremely fun, i just tried it after i saw this video
This is more fun than it has any right to be....
The average half sword experience
Holy Moly
The darktide ost XD
It's just a flesh wound!!
harumph.
One time while playing this game i got my hands cut off and fell down and when i got back up i had to whack him to death with my arms 💀
I won
You are crazy
Also I liked your reaction to "Oh. He's just a copy of me." like you know how much you and your gear suck and only you can somehow defeat opponents through power of superspeed swings and savescumming
I am so angry man, finally got everything downloaded and updated but when I get to the main menu the game crashes and says I ran out of memory or something. Pretty sure it's because I have a cheap laptop. 😂😂
Carnage simulator.
This game is cursed my guy
exanima is top down qwop
half sword is 3rd person qwop
Lmao I'm having way to much funn with the demo. So many funny ass clips. 😂😂
Bonelab physics
The Scythe guy Is ridiculously deadly and OP in this game and he just causes an unberable amount of rage in me lol
HE NEEDS A GODDAMN NERF!
nay
what did he do at 12:12 does anyone know
I alt f4
funny guy@@Ziggylata
I miss Die by the Sword
When will you play Chiv 2? Love those videos😁
And love you channel.
Murderers would love this game.
Lets Dance!
This is 1/0.5sword video
Thank you!!!
Please give me your love ziggy
12:08 how‘d. You do that?
the only thing id wish is for it to be a bit more accurace with the mouse. because since the character is always one one edge of the screen a straight up and down will go diagonal at all times
Gotta aim straight then, thats what the crosshair would be for, if its infront of your character its almost always accurate, the only thing you have to do is guess the distnce corre t
Everyone says this is like QWOP. They both use physics, but they are nothing alike. Half Sword is closer to something like Blade & Sorcery, minus the VR.
Are you using WH40k darktide music? Suitable.
Haha 1:17
i am pretty sure there is first person mode hahha
There is, and he used it, just wanted to focus the edit on the funnier bits
holy shit lmao
Nahhhhh😂😂😂😂😂 12:59