In true scottsman "im too tired of your shit so im just gonna pull the oldest and best self introduction i know from getting into trouble with my da" fasion then proceeded to buttfuck george washington with his own flag pole.
What makes this even better is considering the fact that both Washington and Wallace *towered* over their men. Washington was recorded to be at most 6’3” while Wallace was 6’5”
@@Possumsmith-l8d are you…..are you really trying to suggest being tall is as unlikely as- you know what don’t answer I don’t feel like getting in an argument over that
So many layers, to those non-scots in the comment section. When Wallace and his men go "Alba Gu Brah" it's Gaelic for Scotland Forever. A common chant at our sporting events and concerts.
Nelson Nesquick he was indeed Big G. I personally was there shouting “STROKE” while we crossed the Delaware and he cut their throats and watched the blood flow
Kevin Byrnes I was there and that’s how it went down. In fact Big G was a rap legend. The reason they never agreed to settle the war with a rap battle was because they knew Big G was bigger than Notorious!
I loved his flow but I feel like he was too unhinged/vicious...he reminded me a bit of an American Vlad the Impaler while he would probably have been similar to how TJ was portrayed
@@Alienatedwhufc eh, true, but in rap words get bent a lot to make em rhyme better. Like how Eminem rhymed orange, four inch, door hinge, porridge, and George.
@@christmasevejace what so you mean stolen, i thought of this myself, and if someone else in this endless comment section thought of this too doesn't necessarily mean i stole it
And a nobleman, not a peasent. Really his entire character is based on a fictionalisation by a guy who claims to be William Wallace's decedent, despite there being no evidence Wallace was ever even married, let alone had children.
As a Scotsman I’m highly impressed with this at first I thought the accent was a bit exaggerated but as soon as he started rapping in Scottish it was spot on really nailed this one 🙌🏻
@@falaffle I think it probably had to be exaggerated to translate into rap. Probably hard to turn that off when you're talking and turn it back on for rap
Also worth it to note that he’s portraying an old Scottish figure. It’s probably the old-timey English that they use that makes it feel more caricaturey
Yabbut...Wallace wasn't a Highlander, didn't speak Gaelic, didn't wear a belted plaid, and didn't wear woad on his face. Epic Lloyd was doing Mel Gibson in Braveheart, not the historical Wallace.
The English King who defeated William Wallace was Edward I (the same one who conquered Wales) he was known as Longshanks because he was very tall. Shanks is an old name for legs.
"Ain't NOBODY more street than Big G" Y'all sleeping on that line, so lemme wake you up. George Washington has the most streets, routes, parkways, bypasses and bridges named after him in the US. He actually tops the list of presidential namesakes with at least 94 places that share his name. That includes historical forts, bodies of water, municipalities, counties, (he has 30 US counties and one parish named after him). On top of THAT, he also has streets named after him in *17 DIFFERENT COUNTRIES.* These include: New Washington, a small town in Aklan Province, Philippines Washington Avenue (Italian: Viale Washington) in Rome, Italy Washington Avenue (German: Washington Allee) in Hamburg, Germany Washington Island, a coral atoll belonging to Kiribati And last but not least: Washington Street... *IN GLASGOW, SCOTLAND, WILLIAM WALLACE'S COUNTRY OF ORIGIN.* Wallace doesn't have that kind of clout. So in LITERAL interpretation, George Washington is absolutely correct. *Ain't NOBODY more "street" than Big G.*
@@chewymew Yes. They actually are. I didn't use Wikipedia as a source, either. Washington has streets named after him in foreign countries. It's a fact. The name itself is a name of origin and refers to place names in England, such as Washington, Tyne and Wear, from which the ancestors of George Washington are said to have come. The word became a surname in 1183 when William de Hertburn took the name William de Wassyngtona. In 1657, the name came to Virginia. It later gained prominence due to General (later president) George Washington. In addition to the genealogical origin and spread of the surname, it was also (as with Abraham Lincoln and other persons associated with abolition of slavery in America) *a favored assumed surname of freed slaves and thus a widely spread surname among the black population of the US.* So no, it wasn't a common surname in Europe, and it wasn't popular nor widespread *until George Washington became President.* His name is attached to his ancestral home, and it now stands as *the blackest name in the United States alone. First and last name.* My point still stands. *Ain't nobody more street than Big G.*
Nah bro, Clint Eastwood to Bruce Lee saying no one in your family lives to see a sequel is disgusting Or Napoleon saying you're he only dynamite that's never gonna bang Or Charles Darwin saying it was sad losing his daughter and her brother, but not as bad as the wood Oak gave your mother The father and daddy line was really good, but those are all in another league IMO
@@headlessduke4212 fax that one gets underrated as well. Rick put up a good fight but Walter's bars were so disrespectful & so clever. "I've seen Walter Jr handle walkers better tban you" like cmon now. Plus Lloyd could be mistaken for Bryan Cranston rapping lol great performance from both people
As someone from Britain, the amount of times I hear "I'll knock you the fuck out mate" in that exact same tone and accent per day is uncountable. For short, good Scottish impression
Probably how blunt it sounded. It was so straightforward Wallace didn't even care to make it rhyme with anything he just wanted to say it. That's what I feel made it so intense and badass.
@@shiptopotatoland5497 Vodka” literally translated in Russian means “Little Water” because to the Russians, vodka tastes a little like water. We russians have strange taste buds.
At 1:01 I really appreciate that they use the scottish gaelic way of saying gaelic rather than the irish form most people use, and also that they spelt Alba gu brath correctly
@@person3070 Washington organized an ambush attack by sending soldiers across the Delaware River during the American Revolutionary War, he also was supposedly infertile and a slang term for sperm is soldiers. That line is basically a dig at Washington being infertile implying his sperm is useless "your soldiers can't swim".
@@sgtnubbings6501 wtf are you talking about? That’s the most retarted shit I have ever heard. Washington sent 5.4 thousand troops across the Delaware River to surprisee Hessian forces that were celebrating Christmas is Trenton, New Jersey and when they arrived in New Jersey only 2.4 thousand troops made it. Im not sure that line has anything to do with Washington being infertile
I got a state and a day and a D.C. Stroke, roll up in a boat You're sleeping, cut your throat I watch the blood flow Now who's got that red coat? DAMN that's hardcore.
In common speech, teeing off someone also means to piss someone off, so Wallace is warning Washington to not piss him off. It is also a reference to hitting a golfball off the tee holding the ball.
Washington had it with his flow, especially in the first verse. Lyrically, however, Wallace had an answer for everything Washington threw at him. Plus, Lloyd's Scottish accent was pretty damn good. Winner: William Wallace
"When Washington was eleven years old, he inherited ten slaves" took me 0.94 seconds on google cmon man..."by the time of his death, 318 slaves lived at Mount Vernon, including 123 owned by Washington"
"Hey class, does anyone know any facts about George Washington" Me: So basically Washington stroked, rolled up in a boat, stroked, when someone slept he cut their throat, stroked, he watched the blood flow, now who's got that red coat.
Lost control of his men in his first command and kickstarted the seven years war, breaking direct orders from his military chain of command. He was instead following the orders of the then governor of Virginia, a guy who would make Trump seem not corrupt at all.
If you look very very closely, you actually see that George Washington and William Wallace are Nice Peter and EpicLloyd from Epic Rap Battles of History.
@@MrV902 actually... that's wrong. And remind yourself this was before all of that. On top of that, France is calling about the troops, supplies and money they sent that supported the entire American Revolution. Might wanna pick that call up
@AJ K. Lawson to be fair the americans did push back after the help. Though I'm sure the French are still waiting on all the money and arms they lent the US
Even though most people tend to agree Washington lost this one, which I certainly agree with too, he came in with the most swag and sauce in all of ERB.
“I pop my kilt, strap my sword in my hilt, Step on the battlefield and I'm ready to kill” I don’t know why but I just really really like these 3 seconds 😂😂
This one is incredibly underrated. The beauty of these battles is at a third and fourth listen you really start to notice little things. Absolutely brilliant stuff ERB
No Park Couldn’t agree more. This has actually became my favorite one. The best, rhyme scheme, and disses are so incredibly made. The more you listen to it the more and more you notice it :D
Yeah. The only thing I don't really like is that ERB based Wallace's looks off of Braveheart. The kilt wouldn't be popular for another about 3 centuries after Wallace, and nobody did that blue face paint in Scotland for over 10.
yeah, it was really consistent, until the lines 'youre the father of your country'. I understand that it was a mouthful which is hard to say in an accent, but it irritaes me every time i watch it
As a Scottish guy it could be better, it's not bad but this is more Groundskeeper Willy which is more of a highland accent. But this is still one of my favourite ERB's
Cool little detail: "I'll rip your Yankee-doodle arse on the mic". Refers to Yankee Doodle, which was a song sung by the British to mock American Colonists. And "Cock-blocked more scots than Hadrian's Wall", refers to Hadrian's Wall, which was a wall built by the Romans to basically seal off Scotland from the rest of England so they couldn't pillage anymore.
@@drugleman601 it did, but both Scotland and Ireland did not participate in colonialism to begin with, at the time of Wallace, Scotland was under occupation by England this was between 1270 and 1305 so the age of discovery hadn't been started by the Portuguese yet, Scotland at the time was a poor, underdeveloped country constantly being put down by the English, there were a few nobles who did have some wealth and estates but even then, Scotland being a poor underdeveloped country near England meant that the Scottish were being enslaved, not enslaving people. Same thing happened to the Irish.
@@vivithegoblindruid I doubt that Scotland being underdeveloped and oppressed excludes them from doing the same necessary tragedies of early nationhood as their oppressors; also, Wallace's people still can't get out of the United Kingdom that George Washington and the other Founding Fathers clawed their way out of with the help of France
fun fact: the guy isnt even scottish, hes american. as a scot i can tell u although its a good scottish accent, theres parts of it that are severely off
As a proud Scot I have a couple o things to say. 1. That Scottish accent is spot on! 2. Georgie had a great flow, loved the first verse 3. Big willy wally took the meaning "im rubber, youre glue, whatever you say to me bounces off and sticks back to you" to a whole nother level Willy wins.
no mom i don't have retardation 😐...😑... No shit he referenced the British Nick name in the revolutionary war, and when your throat is slit open your blood gushes all over the place, thus a red coat of blood on that sed person. (The more we think)
why do people say I'm American but Wallace won. that likes saying I'm German but Darth Vader crushed Hitler. it just doesn't make sense, who tf cares were your from. its about the rap, not the country of origin.
+Matteo Milazzo m Because there is something called pride. Its about where the rappers come from. Who they represent. Who the fuck cares about anything then?
Dreadlowq what the fuck does that even mean. I asked why do people always say I'm American but wallice won. I don't give a shit about pride. If was for pride than Americans would say Washington won because they have PRIDE for their country, not the other which still doesn't make sense. Pride is completely irrelevant in this comment thread
VK I agree but “look at ya, in your little blousy outfit, looking like a stiffer white dick than your monument” that’s a killer line already. It was pretty obvious willy was gonna from their to me
Washington's flow was absolutely LEGENDARY in this, quite possibly the best flow of any rap battle. If it weren't for the absolutely devastating disses Wallace threw at big G, Washington would have had this battle won right out of the starting gate with that god-tier flow alone.
Yup, people often look down on season 3, but it's the best season in terms of flow imo, with Washington, Blackbeard, Stephen King, Al Capone, Superman, Isaac Newton, Da Vinci, or even Ebenezer Scrooge or Walter White. An unmatched amount of top tier flows
Woah. How could I forget to mention Edgar Allan Poe. And William Wallace's scot flow. Even though this is the comment section of Wallace vs Washington. Shame on me
That's really dodgy to have a 'highlander' as your mascot. It s generalising a country. Like of someone had 'The Jamaican' as their mascot shit would go down.
People don't realize that Washington wasn't just an old man on some money. He was pretty intimidating and strong. Wallace and Washington would actually be a decent showdown. Lol
@@chief2772 Why not? I've seen photo's of Scottish Women who do Selfies. It's not like they aren't attractive. At least I think they are Maybe it's just a personal Aesthetic of mine. Edit: Whoops I should have clarified lol I should have said Women instead of guys. But there are some attractive Scottish men.
By far the closest match in my opinion. Both had massive burns, self-empowerments, and carried the tune with excellence. I have to give it to GW though. The way he was played was just too fabulous.
I mean, except the majority of the East Slavic people you mean? I'd say they're only a bit under par compared to russians, though it depends on the person. And then there's the irish, and trust me, the irish can out-drink any scot.
This remains a favourite of mine. Great bars (Lloyd did a surprisingly decent Scottish accent too), and there's the amusing parallels that both these figures are known for fighting for freedom... and both blown wildly out of proportion by their myths and legends (friendly reminder from a Scotsman here- about 90% of what he have written about Wallace was transcribed from a guy known for being blind... and being born a fair while after Wallace actually died)
Theres a difference between you and me *Willy* I fought till I was actually free *Willy* I got my face on a quarter you got drawn and quartered tortured on the orders of a king *Really?*
@Kevin Byrnes wallace didnt die setting anyone free, he died period.. he died with serfs trying to set himself free from the british monarchy, learn history, braveheart was a movie
@@ulfrinn8783 Jake is refuring to the myth that America's founding fathers enslaved people not realizing that Washington never bought or sold any slaves he only inherited them and then freed them in his will, he wanted to free them when he was alive but the law in Virginia of the time prevented that.
The “ There’s a difference between you and me, Willy, I fought till I was actually free” still remains one of my favorite lines from this series and every once in a while it just randomly pops into my head
@Bailey it was great he said am your daddy because many english men roots go back to scotland since its old as wallace even mentioned galic times it made sense but you didnt get it.
Nah i think Washington had the better flow and beat, but if you pay attention to what Wallace says in his first verse, theyre much more harsh than Washington
Am I the only Scotsman who finds it sad when I hear Scottish people brag about Wallace fighting for independence, but when we are given a free chance to become independent, the surveys are shown majority of us are going to vote 'NO' Come on Scotland! Vote 'YES'! ALBA GU BRATH!
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Best flow: Washington
Best disses: Wallace
Loser: England
Underrated comment. Give this man some likes!
One of the most creative comments ever
YURiCa Scotland ya Yankee Doodle twat
Scotland no England
Everyone who isn't English agrees
I like how Lloyd did a better Scottish accent than Mel Gibson did in the movie. He did it while rapping too, which is even more impressive
He's pretty epic.
Honestly, Gibson's accent wasn't *that* bad, it was just inconsistent.
@@Pengalor aye fair enough
@@Pengalor Mel's accent was quite bad
Lloyd done quite a good accent
Washington: * threatens to slit his throat *
Wallace: *LUHK AT YEH*
What makes this line the best tho is I honestly believe that's how Wallace wud have responded to that given his legend lol
His head was already cut off, he has no fear anymore
I was literally at that part when I read this comment and now im dying of laughter. 😆
In true scottsman "im too tired of your shit so im just gonna pull the oldest and best self introduction i know from getting into trouble with my da" fasion then proceeded to buttfuck george washington with his own flag pole.
*IN YEH LITTLE BLOUSY OUTFIT*
What makes this even better is considering the fact that both Washington and Wallace *towered* over their men. Washington was recorded to be at most 6’3” while Wallace was 6’5”
Some people say he might have even been 6’7
@@kmc19xx59 and shot lightning out his arse
@@Possumsmith-l8d 🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️
@@Possumsmith-l8d are you…..are you really trying to suggest being tall is as unlikely as- you know what don’t answer I don’t feel like getting in an argument over that
@@MattBnl2ih it's a reference to braveheart
So many layers, to those non-scots in the comment section. When Wallace and his men go "Alba Gu Brah" it's Gaelic for Scotland Forever. A common chant at our sporting events and concerts.
Thank you! I got Scottish ancestry and always wondered what that meant but my grandfather passed away before i could ask. What about Moola?
Lyrical InsanityOvev moola means money, wallace is saying that he’ll hit washington hard enough to wack his face off the dollar bill
@@hollybrown1899 that is increadible. Thank you! Is there any short phrases in Gaelic that i should know? Just interested :D
Thanks, I'll tell that to my Irish wife
Im scottish and i didnt know that
LMAO the first verse had such a SAVAGE portrayal of Washington
I'd like to believe that this was the personality of the actual George Washington
Nelson Nesquick he was indeed Big G. I personally was there shouting “STROKE” while we crossed the Delaware and he cut their throats and watched the blood flow
Kevin Byrnes I was there and that’s how it went down. In fact Big G was a rap legend. The reason they never agreed to settle the war with a rap battle was because they knew Big G was bigger than Notorious!
@Kevin Byrnes too late, this history is now canon for me...
@Kevin Byrnes you do know he is joking, right? Don't be a dumbass.
I loved his flow but I feel like he was too unhinged/vicious...he reminded me a bit of an American Vlad the Impaler while he would probably have been similar to how TJ was portrayed
"i fought til i was actually free, willy "
is that a free willy reference?
My favourite part was when the Wale fell and crushed the kid. Best movie ending ever!
Yes?
yes
No, William Wallace was executed by Longshanks whilst trying to set Scotland free.
No I don’t think so.
I'm surprised no one's mentioned the fact that he was actually able to pull off Gaelic speech in a rap battle, that to me alone equals a win
I mean, as a scot, he pullled it off incorrectly, pronouncing the main word “alba” wrong, apart from that it’s a good Gaelic addition.
Pronouncing it as literally “Alba” rather than the correct “AL Up A”
Sláinte
@@Alienatedwhufc it might've been to ryhme it better
@@Alienatedwhufc eh, true, but in rap words get bent a lot to make em rhyme better. Like how Eminem rhymed orange, four inch, door hinge, porridge, and George.
Alba gu brath, is Gaelic. Translated into English means “Scotland Forever”. For those wondering -A Scottish
Does every person from Scotland know Gaelic?
@@outis439-A nah
@@outis439-A theres more people in scotland that speak gaelic than English you know? Top of scotland
@@jordanx4797 haha there's more Gaelic talking than English in Scotland 😂😂😂😂😂 you been ingecting ya da' s heroin again wee man
@@userdetails1 at least 60% of the outer hebrides still speak Gaelic as their first language
Although this is dropping sharply
Me: tries to sleep
My brain: *Look at ya, in ya little blousy outfit*
Aaaaaand, that's another stolen comment on the stolen comment list.
brawl stars respect
@@christmasevejace what so you mean stolen, i thought of this myself, and if someone else in this endless comment section thought of this too doesn't necessarily mean i stole it
@@zhensiew2200 why is this the only thing people say when they see my comments
@@NanamiZephyr because bs gang
Fun fact, William Wallace never actually wore face paint, that was made up for braveheart :0
He also wasnt a highlander he's a lowlander
And a nobleman, not a peasent. Really his entire character is based on a fictionalisation by a guy who claims to be William Wallace's decedent, despite there being no evidence Wallace was ever even married, let alone had children.
Or a kilt. Those didn't become popular until many years after him.
Huh
@@eazy8579 I guess they wanted him to be recognized as a pop culture figure other than a history figure
As a Scotsman I’m highly impressed with this at first I thought the accent was a bit exaggerated but as soon as he started rapping in Scottish it was spot on really nailed this one 🙌🏻
As a fellow Scot I agree, when Wallace was talking it was a bit exaggerated but when he was rapping it was almost perfect
@@falaffle I think it probably had to be exaggerated to translate into rap. Probably hard to turn that off when you're talking and turn it back on for rap
Also worth it to note that he’s portraying an old Scottish figure. It’s probably the old-timey English that they use that makes it feel more caricaturey
Yabbut...Wallace wasn't a Highlander, didn't speak Gaelic, didn't wear a belted plaid, and didn't wear woad on his face. Epic Lloyd was doing Mel Gibson in Braveheart, not the historical Wallace.
@@falaffleYes
The English King who defeated William Wallace was Edward I (the same one who conquered Wales) he was known as Longshanks because he was very tall. Shanks is an old name for legs.
Crys in wales
@jade your named after a stone... to some that’s silly... js
actually shins
The same king is also known as "The Hammer of the Scots"
@@TheAntisocialTrain a much more intimidating nickname.
William Wallace won with this line "You're the father of your country, but Im your DADDEH!" MY FAVORITE LINE OF ALL TIME
#WilliamWallace 0:43 0:52
But it was a weak line, like super fucking generic
People have short memories and attention spans, so if the last line is even half decent, people will say it's the best.
YES!!!!!!
Washington destroyed Wallace with the "I fought till I was actually free"
Next video: Egg vs Egg
Fucking lol
holy shiiiit XD
no egg vs fish
HOW TO BASIC!!
omg it's howtobasic :D
"Ain't NOBODY more street than Big G"
Y'all sleeping on that line, so lemme wake you up.
George Washington has the most streets, routes, parkways, bypasses and bridges named after him in the US. He actually tops the list of presidential namesakes with at least 94 places that share his name. That includes historical forts, bodies of water, municipalities, counties, (he has 30 US counties and one parish named after him). On top of THAT, he also has streets named after him in *17 DIFFERENT COUNTRIES.* These include:
New Washington, a small town in Aklan Province, Philippines
Washington Avenue (Italian: Viale Washington) in Rome, Italy
Washington Avenue (German: Washington Allee) in Hamburg, Germany
Washington Island, a coral atoll belonging to Kiribati
And last but not least:
Washington Street...
*IN GLASGOW, SCOTLAND, WILLIAM WALLACE'S COUNTRY OF ORIGIN.*
Wallace doesn't have that kind of clout.
So in LITERAL interpretation, George Washington is absolutely correct.
*Ain't NOBODY more "street" than Big G.*
I don't think those international streets were named after a US president. Washington was a pretty common name in those days
Damn. That line hits more hard
@@chewymewI didn't look up all of them, but the ones in Glasgow, Hamburg, and Rome were all apparently named after the president. He made a splash!
Comments like these are another reason I love epic rap battles of history im learning from the music and the wonderful people in the comments
@@chewymew Yes. They actually are. I didn't use Wikipedia as a source, either.
Washington has streets named after him in foreign countries. It's a fact.
The name itself is a name of origin and refers to place names in England, such as Washington, Tyne and Wear, from which the ancestors of George Washington are said to have come.
The word became a surname in 1183 when William de Hertburn took the name William de Wassyngtona. In 1657, the name came to Virginia. It later gained prominence due to General (later president) George Washington. In addition to the genealogical origin and spread of the surname, it was also (as with Abraham Lincoln and other persons associated with abolition of slavery in America) *a favored assumed surname of freed slaves and thus a widely spread surname among the black population of the US.*
So no, it wasn't a common surname in Europe, and it wasn't popular nor widespread *until George Washington became President.* His name is attached to his ancestral home, and it now stands as *the blackest name in the United States alone. First and last name.*
My point still stands.
*Ain't nobody more street than Big G.*
The STROKE guy is underrated.
he’s the true winner
STROKE
Roll up in a boat
Then I watch that blood flow
Now who's got that red coat
"Founding father but no children, crossed the Delaware but YOUR soldiers can't swim" SO UNDERRATED
That's Washington, SUCH A SHITE TACTICIAN
Wow. I’ve watched this battle maybe 100 times since it came out and it took me reading this comment to realize he’s alluding to sperm. I-
@@jaidenromero4458 The fockin british army didnt even want him
Hi pink! I watch your channel 😁
@@BadDayLp I'm Wallace and I'm flawless.
William Wallace already wins for rapping with a scottish accent.
Christopher Savignon aww you got that right mate XD
Waiting for someone too comment that mate XD (I'm Scottish Too)
NateyBeast 🏴🏴
🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴
Stink Ron that’s a Texas flag right?
“You’re the father of your country, but I’m your daddy” that has to be the best damn ending ERB has ever written
Nah bro, Clint Eastwood to Bruce Lee saying no one in your family lives to see a sequel is disgusting
Or Napoleon saying you're he only dynamite that's never gonna bang
Or Charles Darwin saying it was sad losing his daughter and her brother, but not as bad as the wood Oak gave your mother
The father and daddy line was really good, but those are all in another league IMO
My personal favorite is Walter whites finish.
No one saw Shane coming, except for your wife
@@headlessduke4212 fax that one gets underrated as well. Rick put up a good fight but Walter's bars were so disrespectful & so clever. "I've seen Walter Jr handle walkers better tban you" like cmon now. Plus Lloyd could be mistaken for Bryan Cranston rapping lol great performance from both people
@@brianmontgomery580 The Charles Darwin Oak line was literally just a “your mom” joke and it’s not even true.
@@Songittheledgebog And it definitely paled compared to Ash’s roast
*Sweats in English*
TheAngryMidget So sweating tea basically?
*rule brittania intensified*
God save the queen
*scratches head in American*
@@enumaelish9193 this is one of the best transactions on the internet.
"You're the father of your country, but I'm your Daddy" One of the best kill lines.
False. Weak claim when washington ripped him a new one with his mel gibson line. 10x better.
It’s technically true. William Wallace fought the Brits during the middle ages, and Washington drew inspiration from his strategies.
@@Tempusverum The English
@@smallrossy silence thumb
Eh, it was kinda weak.
"You're the father of your country, but I'm your Daddy."
Damn, Billy. Did you have to do that to him?
Edit for the butthurt people: Willy 🙄
IT WILLY ASSHOLE
its fucking willy the fuck
Nails Are Life it's Willy you dumbass
guys billy is also a nickname for william-
@@jitterbuggs Eh. Ignore them. I am lol!! Not worth my time.
As someone from Britain, the amount of times I hear "I'll knock you the fuck out mate" in that exact same tone and accent per day is uncountable. For short, good Scottish impression
I don’t think I’d ever get tired of hearing that haha
There is just something so badass about "I'll knock you the fuck out mate."
Probably how blunt it sounded. It was so straightforward Wallace didn't even care to make it rhyme with anything he just wanted to say it. That's what I feel made it so intense and badass.
Agreed
You're so freakin right!!
I her it all the time at school
+SiilentSounds The was he says "mate" if EPIC
Wallace won, but the flow in Washington's first verse was sick.
washington's first verse was stuff of legends. wallace made better points, though.
In what universe was Wallace even half as good as Washington?
@@MrV902 in about 53% of known realities in which wallace made better points.
I think George won, cause, m'urica lol. Though wallace was fucking dope.
@@MrV902 Ikr I felt like Washington easily won
My Scottish heritage and my American citizenship just went to war.
Kevin Fox me with pop corn in Canada:
Silence
my irish and russian heritage.
Hey my enimies are fighting eachother...... IGOR GET THE VODKA
squatkick9 0 Correct me if I’m wrong,but just saying,Doesn’t Vodka translate (in Russian) to water?
Same bro. Campbell clan word
@@shiptopotatoland5497 Vodka” literally translated in Russian means “Little Water” because to the Russians, vodka tastes a little like water. We russians have strange taste buds.
At 1:01 I really appreciate that they use the scottish gaelic way of saying gaelic rather than the irish form most people use, and also that they spelt Alba gu brath correctly
Gaelige refers to the specific type of Gaelic spoken in Ireland just like Cymraeg would be what the Welsh called Welsh in their own language.
They pronounced Alba wrong though
@@rejvaik00 Still pretty good considering
@@nobodyimportant1447 yeah for an American comedy sketch rap battle
It is good
@@rejvaik00Yeah but they did it to fit into the rhyme scheme
Anne Frank vs Filthy Frank
Lol XP
holy fuck yes
I need to see that
Anne Frank would get burnt again
What the fuck.......
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..... yes, please, do this one
Hamilton is a lot different to what I remembered it being.
Ikr lol
Okay, you got me on that one. Good job.
It’s even funnier when you remember he was 1) Washington’s right hand man and 2) FUCKING SCOTTISH
Bit less melanin huh?
@@janoahstegall2651 he wasn't scottish.
George had better bars, but William had better disses.
agree, i still vote jorge tho. Honestly, bc the only thing ppl know about wallace is that wel gibson film
@haljordan rox
"agree, i still vote jorge tho. Honestly, bc the only thing ppl know about wallace is that wel gibson film"
What part of that was dumb?
Justin White helped Scotland get freedom didn’t look it up common knowledge
Ur prob an English bastard🏴🏴🏴💪💪💙💙
Alan Partridge that’s what his whole movie is about so no that doesn’t count
@@MrEvldreamr Mel Gibson not Wel, and George, not jorge. Other than that, you do you.
"Crossed the Delaware but your soldiers can't swim" was probably the male version of "Miss Carriage" for the series
What does it mean
"founding father but no children"
@@person3070 Washington organized an ambush attack by sending soldiers across the Delaware River during the American Revolutionary War, he also was supposedly infertile and a slang term for sperm is soldiers. That line is basically a dig at Washington being infertile implying his sperm is useless "your soldiers can't swim".
Not even close
@@sgtnubbings6501 wtf are you talking about? That’s the most retarted shit I have ever heard. Washington sent 5.4 thousand troops across the Delaware River to surprisee Hessian forces that were celebrating Christmas is Trenton, New Jersey and when they arrived in New Jersey only 2.4 thousand troops made it. Im not sure that line has anything to do with Washington being infertile
That George Washington opening verse is some of the best I've seen from these guys.
True
0:28 is really good
I got a state and a day and a D.C.
Stroke, roll up in a boat
You're sleeping, cut your throat
I watch the blood flow
Now who's got that red coat?
DAMN that's hardcore.
Leonardo Da Vinci *clears throat*
@@vibin3011 lol that wasn't bad either
Don’t tee off with me laddy if you held my balls you couldn’t be my caddy
In a song of great lines this one is definitely overlooked
I don't get it
Sam de Wit me neither
Novitrix plus the fact that it’s golf and his country is known for that
That's my favorite line
In common speech, teeing off someone also means to piss someone off, so Wallace is warning Washington to not piss him off. It is also a reference to hitting a golfball off the tee holding the ball.
Who is watching every battle just because you miss the rap battles
ResurRekt me
Me
Me
I am
....yes... :'(
Washington had it with his flow, especially in the first verse. Lyrically, however, Wallace had an answer for everything Washington threw at him. Plus, Lloyd's Scottish accent was pretty damn good.
Winner: William Wallace
Shut up clown. Absolute knob and don't know nothing 🤣🤣
Couldn’t have said it better myself. This is definitely one of Lloyd’s best
so you are giving the victory to William because Lloyd had a good scottish accent for him while rapping?
i dont know about you, but thats messed up
Wallace >>>>>> Washington
@@lilmuskrat66 how is he a clown
“The foking British army didn’t even want him”
Looks like we’re eating roasted founding father tonight
Since Ben Franklin vs. Billy Mays m8
@@estradaaaronjans.7084 Franklin won that fight
Haa haa
* *chuckles in Washingtonian* *
Funny, since he was a commander in the British army.
WW wins it with "You died owning slaves; I died setting mem free"
all memkind
Actually fact is thats a misconception GW never owned Slaves even after being president he couldn't afford one
"When Washington was eleven years old, he inherited ten slaves" took me 0.94 seconds on google cmon man..."by the time of his death, 318 slaves lived at Mount Vernon, including 123 owned by Washington"
You died owning slaves I died setting memes free
S.P.iT. without the i
XD wait I've been to his fucking house
"Hey class, does anyone know any facts about George Washington"
Me: So basically Washington stroked, rolled up in a boat, stroked, when someone slept he cut their throat, stroked, he watched the blood flow, now who's got that red coat.
hi dad
Everyone’s got a gimmick.....
Lost control of his men in his first command and kickstarted the seven years war, breaking direct orders from his military chain of command. He was instead following the orders of the then governor of Virginia, a guy who would make Trump seem not corrupt at all.
umm he didnt chop down a cherry tree... just a story.. Einstein didnt fail math either... Parents and teachers lie a lot.
@@Doctor_Donglord Lincoln. That name seems familiar.
For anyone wondering what "Alba gu bràth" means, it's "Scotland forever!" in Scots Gaelic
Thank you. I was wondering what it meant.
Thanks! It's so cool that used a Gaelic rhyme
out of all the people I did not expect CaitlinKoi to be here lmao!
If you look very very closely, you actually see that George Washington and William Wallace are Nice Peter and EpicLloyd from Epic Rap Battles of History.
The revelations!
Or you could look very closely at the description...
Really? I thought they were the real thing lol
Your an idio
Luke Sweet
Idiot*? Hypocrite
Wallace: "The Fockin' british army didn't even want him"
Me: Damn
but they did, Washington left on his own
I was just thinking, if the army that lost didn't want the guy in charge of the people who beat them then it was probably just a really shitty army.
@@MrV902 actually... that's wrong. And remind yourself this was before all of that. On top of that, France is calling about the troops, supplies and money they sent that supported the entire American Revolution. Might wanna pick that call up
When you realise Wallace lost to the British army
@AJ K. Lawson to be fair the americans did push back after the help. Though I'm sure the French are still waiting on all the money and arms they lent the US
Half of the reason why I keep re-visiting this video it’s just to watch William Wallace say ‘I’ll knock you the fuck out mate.’
me to
@@barbarahuffman7164 me three😂😂
me four
Even though most people tend to agree Washington lost this one, which I certainly agree with too, he came in with the most swag and sauce in all of ERB.
“Your nation’s famous for golf and haggis” doesn’t really add up though when you look at everything Scotland invented lmao
The first verse of Washington is the stuff of legends.
#Truth
Last verse too.
I still think Wallace won.
@@ShivJ16 Hadrians wall reference was awesome
The battle has to go to Washington in general but yeah, first verse was too insane.
Have William Wallace do an album, I'll buy 3.
I would buy all of them so you would buy 0.
Lol.
Nupe im goin to buy them yohohohohohohoho
+jake barnes I'm definitely first in line
+jake barnes Aye, that'd be great eh?
+jake barnes preach
Hello fellow people that are watching these again. I’m miss them man...miss em too much
Ronald Williams III hi.
Good news everyone!
@@jacksonegan9795 they're back yeah
It’s your lucky data!
Well then do we have good news for you.
I love how Washington's just like, "Well, he ain't wrong." at 1:48.
Lol
Well we all know George Washington owned slaves
Lmao I noticed that too
He was like “Fair enough”
this
“I pop my kilt, strap my sword in my hilt,
Step on the battlefield and I'm ready to kill”
I don’t know why but I just really really like these 3 seconds 😂😂
the flow of those 3 seconds is amazing
Oh I fricking love it
Read this comment as it played
Bro same 👍
Def fire thank u
I wAtCh the BlOoD fLoW
Damn look at the guy in the back saying "StRoKe
StRoKe!
Y’all are typing like you’re having a.... you know what I’m not gonna say it.
Ok screw it, *StRoKe*
StRoKe mE
Man his acting was so good.
*StRoKe*
My brain during a test: ......
Me: please don’t...
My brain:... StRoKe!
Riding down your local Washington street be like:
"Ain't nobody more street than Big G!!!!"
Vladimir Lenin would like to have a few words about that.
@@steirqwe7956 MLK had so much street cred they wrote his name on the signs.
On behalf of my country Scotland, I sign off his Scottish accent as amazing.
Agreed. glad to see another scot here ngl
Bro got a heart on an 8 year old video
@@TotalDramaHarold Wait I've seen your videos before
@@Chazcam_Gaming Slay
Other than the first 2 lines
Washington’s flow
Wallace’s bars
Dangerous Combination
@b0realis yeah, basically.
George Wallace and William Washington
I love how taken aback George is when William Wallace opens up with the "LOOK AT YEH!"
Fun fact: Both of William Wallace's verses begin by judging George's clothes.
This one is incredibly underrated. The beauty of these battles is at a third and fourth listen you really start to notice little things. Absolutely brilliant stuff ERB
No Park Couldn’t agree more. This has actually became my favorite one. The best, rhyme scheme, and disses are so incredibly made. The more you listen to it the more and more you notice it :D
Roza Luna i agree! It’s moved into my top 5. I love when they put so much effort into the history battles, it’s always a masterpiece!
Yeah. The only thing I don't really like is that ERB based Wallace's looks off of Braveheart. The kilt wouldn't be popular for another about 3 centuries after Wallace, and nobody did that blue face paint in Scotland for over 10.
Ce ce can be
I love Lloyd in this episode, he absolutely nails the Scottish accent.
Speaking in a Scottish accent while rapping, that is just epic
Am I the only one who's seriously impressed with Lloyd's Scottish accent?
It was changed a bit to make it sound better
yeah, it was really consistent, until the lines 'youre the father of your country'. I understand that it was a mouthful which is hard to say in an accent, but it irritaes me every time i watch it
As a Scottish guy it could be better, it's not bad but this is more Groundskeeper Willy which is more of a highland accent. But this is still one of my favourite ERB's
Now i wanna watch Braveheart
i know right
When this battle first dropped, I honestly didn't think much of it. Five years later... yeah, this is actually fucking amazing.
Zuriga Sungama bro I feel the same way...this is officially my favorite from beat to rhymes 😂💪🏾
Best Line: I'll knock ye the fuck out mate! How every argument North of the Boro goes!
Or every internet argument.
The difference is, 75% of the time someone does knock the other out in Boro, on the Net someone just runs off crying
Batman Hah. Well said.
+Batman *Runs away from the Internet forever*
TRUUUUU
Cool little detail:
"I'll rip your Yankee-doodle arse on the mic". Refers to Yankee Doodle, which was a song sung by the British to mock American Colonists.
And "Cock-blocked more scots than Hadrian's Wall", refers to Hadrian's Wall, which was a wall built by the Romans to basically seal off Scotland from the rest of England so they couldn't pillage anymore.
The wall failed miserably lol
@@joshuacarre06 so did the Yankee Doodle thing, he sort of just responded “no you”
my favorite part is when that third dude walks by ands says 'stroke' 'stroke' 'stroke'
Yes! That was the best.
+Axel van der Knaap It's great because it's referencing the battle of Trenton. Pretty awesome.
STROKE...STROKE...STROKE...
Griffin Evans STROKE... STROKE... STROKE...
Reminds me of that family guy episode mcstroke.
You’ve got to admit that George Washington’s first verse was epic.
It was but when my man said "you died owning slaves I died setting a man free" I had forgotten about his verse
@@Madness801 But when he died He let them free so yeah?
@@Madness801 Pretending slavery wasn't a thing in Wallace's time
@@drugleman601 it did, but both Scotland and Ireland did not participate in colonialism to begin with, at the time of Wallace, Scotland was under occupation by England this was between 1270 and 1305 so the age of discovery hadn't been started by the Portuguese yet, Scotland at the time was a poor, underdeveloped country constantly being put down by the English, there were a few nobles who did have some wealth and estates but even then, Scotland being a poor underdeveloped country near England meant that the Scottish were being enslaved, not enslaving people.
Same thing happened to the Irish.
@@vivithegoblindruid I doubt that Scotland being underdeveloped and oppressed excludes them from doing the same necessary tragedies of early nationhood as their oppressors; also, Wallace's people still can't get out of the United Kingdom that George Washington and the other Founding Fathers clawed their way out of with the help of France
"There's a difference between you and me, Willy
I fought 'til I was actually free, Willy"
Had he added up this
"I'm afraid you don't have a willy, Willy"
Done deal.
I got my face on a quarter
You got drawn and quartered
Tortured on the orders of a king, really?
@@md.l7168 willy seems like penis joke.. and then how does it feel to be beat by Longshanks xD
Washington won
Native American if you really understood what Wallace was saying and who he is then you would know that he won
I love how George is terrifying in this. William looks ferocious but Washington looks like something Wallace had nightmares about.
I love this battle, there's something satisfying about listening to a Scottish Accent in a rap battle
"I'll knock u the fuck out mate" best line for the accent
I can appreciate a good Scottish accent. 😀
fun fact: the guy isnt even scottish, hes american.
as a scot i can tell u although its a good scottish accent, theres parts of it that are severely off
Best flow: Washington
Best punchlines: Wallace
Winner: Longshanks
Loser: King George III
Just waiting for someone to get r/wooshed
@@LocalHooligan and king edward l
What??? Longshanks wasn't even in the battle!!!!????
@@sheevpalpatine9704 it's a braveheart reference since he wins in the end
No one:
Me at 3 AM: *STROKE* roll up in a boat *STROKE*
I am having weird thoughts.
Stroke in your bed at 3AM?
*shudder*
Pedro Silva I watch the blood flow now who's got that red coat?
Arthur Morgan is it that time of the month....?
Sophia Cummins I was 888 😬
Legit laughing until tears 😂
Best Flow: Washington
Best Disses: Wallace
Best Bars: Washington
Best Kilt: Wallace
Winner: “Stroke” Guy
Loser: Longshanks
I watch this so many times, just to hear Lloyd's Scottish accent.
The way he says "I'll knock you the fuck out, mate" makes me come back here everytime.
I know. I know.
Same
William accent doh I love it
me too and I love him in this... but in real the scots accent is very hard to understand because I have friends in Glasgow
-so what are you doing now?
-nothing... just studying for that history test we have tomorro...
Nicolás Mogollón exactly
Nicolás Mogollón LOL! 😂
Nicolás Mogollón - This is the BEST way of learning history like you'll have fun and learn at the same time!!!
Six hundred and sixty sixth like bitches
Nicolás Mogollón sane
It's amazing how versatile nice Peter and epic loyd are not only in looking like the characters but the acting and performance as well.
I know. My goodness they are talented. I've never seen anything like it. Truly genius, the both of them.
Epic Lloyd especially, since he also has a knack for accents which Nice Peter doesn't.
OVA Let's Play I do like nice peter a lot, but epic Lloyd is an amazing lyric writer.
As a proud Scot I have a couple o things to say.
1. That Scottish accent is spot on!
2. Georgie had a great flow, loved the first verse
3. Big willy wally took the meaning "im rubber, youre glue, whatever you say to me bounces off and sticks back to you" to a whole nother level
Willy wins.
That slow stroke section was pretty badass.
Now who's got that red coat... HA!
elijah odum Scot's didn't wear coats,
no mom i don't have retardation 😐...😑... No shit he referenced the British Nick name in the revolutionary war, and when your throat is slit open your blood gushes all over the place, thus a red coat of blood on that sed person. (The more we think)
The Blacksmith it was
yoda
why do people say I'm American but Wallace won. that likes saying I'm German but Darth Vader crushed Hitler. it just doesn't make sense, who tf cares were your from. its about the rap, not the country of origin.
Because of one word. "Bias"
right?
+Matteo Milazzo m Because there is something called pride. Its about where the rappers come from. Who they represent. Who the fuck cares about anything then?
Dreadlowq what the fuck does that even mean. I asked why do people always say I'm American but wallice won. I don't give a shit about pride. If was for pride than Americans would say Washington won because they have PRIDE for their country, not the other which still doesn't make sense. Pride is completely irrelevant in this comment thread
+Matteo Milazzo m Because unlike Hitler, Washington is not a source of embarrassment but of pride for most Americans.
George's flow on the first round was so damn good.
VK STROKE!
VK I agree but “look at ya, in your little blousy outfit, looking like a stiffer white dick than your monument” that’s a killer line already. It was pretty obvious willy was gonna from their to me
Even his second verse was epic. “ McGlavin, Mcgleven, McSchool you all!!!!
*S T R O K E*
VK but Wallace won over all
Everyone seems to swoon over Washington`s first verse, not enough credit is given to Wallace coming right back with a full-on Glasgow kiss.
Years later, George Washington's opening verse remains one of my all time favorites in ERB history.
Hands down, the willy part hits different
That stroke part tho
Almost came too soon. Ends the whole battle from the beginning.
@@acevictory3587 strOKe
@@summerpeach3389 i see ur a man of culture
The fact that they pronounced Scottish Gaelic right really makes me happy
Washington's flow in the first verse was insane
Facts. Washington killed it man.
Man he came in hard asf 🔥💯
It was good, but his second verse was utterly outstanding.
Washington's flow was absolutely LEGENDARY in this, quite possibly the best flow of any rap battle.
If it weren't for the absolutely devastating disses Wallace threw at big G, Washington would have had this battle won right out of the starting gate with that god-tier flow alone.
Yup, people often look down on season 3, but it's the best season in terms of flow imo, with Washington, Blackbeard, Stephen King, Al Capone, Superman, Isaac Newton, Da Vinci, or even Ebenezer Scrooge or Walter White. An unmatched amount of top tier flows
Woah. How could I forget to mention Edgar Allan Poe. And William Wallace's scot flow. Even though this is the comment section of Wallace vs Washington. Shame on me
I mean his first verse is full of disses. If the second one was as strong then he might take it
My school mascot is a highlander, and our principal always says 'thats the highland way'
The school is in Florida
+Sylwia K i live in Scotland so tell ur principle that the highland way is right
That's really dodgy to have a 'highlander' as your mascot. It s generalising a country. Like of someone had 'The Jamaican' as their mascot shit would go down.
***** You love the Idea of a school full of American teens trying to act hard cause they have our reputation to go off?
Aye, sounds grand.
Scotland seems like a cool country, I would like to visit some day.
Its a nice place but the weather is shite
Weather is awful but it's a pretty country
Mediamonsta95
bob mcbob that's why they live there because the weather is like that....trust me i'm Scottish
its nice but the weather is shit
Wallace didn't wear a kilt, they weren't invented until 300 years later - Sorry for being that guy
Nor did he strap his sword in a hilt.
You have a pug as your icon....you are forgiven for being "that guy".
he wasnt even a real person, he's just a song/folk tale...there is no actual proof he existed...like jesus if you want a comparison
Bdogg Nichols Jesus really did exist.
Bdogg Nichols People will think that you never existed in 100+ years, end of conversation...
People don't realize that Washington wasn't just an old man on some money. He was pretty intimidating and strong. Wallace and Washington would actually be a decent showdown. Lol
@bum_fozman7068. Well, you would be in for a surprise. lol
The paintings I've seen of him show that he looked skinny fat or overweight, and not particularly intimidating to me.
People are complementing Washington, but can we just talk about how bad ass Wallaces was
I don't about Scottish culture or history but you guys over there are quite attractive. I think it's the body builds :) nicely shaped
Joseph Stan as a scotsman, i can’t agree with you
@@chief2772 Why not? I've seen photo's of Scottish Women who do Selfies. It's not like they aren't attractive. At least I think they are Maybe it's just a personal Aesthetic of mine. Edit: Whoops I should have clarified lol I should have said Women instead of guys. But there are some attractive Scottish men.
say it louder
Joseph Stan i was just joking but yeah i get what you mean ahaha
By far the closest match in my opinion. Both had massive burns, self-empowerments, and carried the tune with excellence. I have to give it to GW though. The way he was played was just too fabulous.
Naomi Washinton I think Zeus and Thor was the closest of all of them. But yes, Washington wins here hands down.
Naomi Washinton
Of course you gave it to GW.
Dewott Knight
Why is that?
Oh, because you're an Imperial.
Dewott Knight
The Empire doesn't slaughter its own people, nor is a tool to its own destruction. So I'll take that as a compliment.
Washington's first round was fricken awesome but his second one was weak as hell. I think Wallace won by a slight margin, but god damn it was close.
totally agree. It was super close but wallace took it
yeah
Yep 100%
I agree
Totally agree
In my opinion, even after all these years, this is still the best ERB.
"Even the fucking British army didn't want him" coming from a Scottish guy, that's one hell of an insult...
Hermione Granger the fuck ya tryin to say hen!?
I have respect for the scottish... They are the only people who can drink half as much alcohol that a Russian can.
I mean, except the majority of the East Slavic people you mean? I'd say they're only a bit under par compared to russians, though it depends on the person.
And then there's the irish, and trust me, the irish can out-drink any scot.
TrueRussian seems you havent seen a Serbian drinke eh? Rakija has even more alcohol than vodka.
davegolijat iskreno svi slaveni mogu jako puno popit a pogotovo mi Balkanci ;)
"Don't tee off with me laddy, if you held my balls you couldn't be my caddy"
This is one of the best lines ERB ever wrote
Lmao
This remains a favourite of mine. Great bars (Lloyd did a surprisingly decent Scottish accent too), and there's the amusing parallels that both these figures are known for fighting for freedom... and both blown wildly out of proportion by their myths and legends (friendly reminder from a Scotsman here- about 90% of what he have written about Wallace was transcribed from a guy known for being blind... and being born a fair while after Wallace actually died)
Theres a difference between you and me
*Willy*
I fought till I was actually free
*Willy*
I got my face on a quarter you got drawn and quartered tortured on the orders of a king
*Really?*
yeah, that line wins it with the cold hard reality that washington was successful, wallace was not
@Kevin Byrnes wallace didnt die setting anyone free, he died period.. he died with serfs trying to set himself free from the british monarchy, learn history, braveheart was a movie
@@ulfrinn8783 what is better, trying to free people or succeeding to enslave people
@@jakegrant7663 who succeeded in enslaving people?
@@ulfrinn8783 Jake is refuring to the myth that America's founding fathers enslaved people not realizing that Washington never bought or sold any slaves he only inherited them and then freed them in his will, he wanted to free them when he was alive but the law in Virginia of the time prevented that.
All hail Scotland
The Country of Awesome Accents
#ScotsRule
Maxwell Williams Hell aye
Australian accents are better
Nah Scottish accents are better than Australian ones
TheSlimecreations rf8
***** I love those too
The “ There’s a difference between you and me, Willy, I fought till I was actually free” still remains one of my favorite lines from this series and every once in a while it just randomly pops into my head
Learning about American history: “Ain’t nobody more street than big G” fairly accurate tbh 😂
What does that mean?
looking like a stiffer white dack than your monument......... Wallace won
Your the father of a country but I'm your dady
"I'll knock ya the fuck out mate"
'the fucking British army didn't even want him' won it.
If you held my balls, you couldn't be my caddy
OR: George: I fought till I was actually free, willy.
washington's first line hit me into several different dimensions
He Fucking won
Bailey I liked it
@Bailey it was great he said am your daddy because many english men roots go back to scotland since its old as wallace even mentioned galic times it made sense but you didnt get it.
@Bailey perhaps your right although even without that line i think wallace was decent still george W first lines were simple great.
Nah i think Washington had the better flow and beat, but if you pay attention to what Wallace says in his first verse, theyre much more harsh than Washington
I love how Washington looked more grimy and savage than we all assumed him to be
Ain’t nobody more savage than Big G!
"The only Washington I trust is Denzel."
Is that the best you got for me?
I chop down an emcee like a cherry tree!
See power
that’s what the meaning of my flag is
Your nation's famous for golf and haggis
Am I the only Scotsman who finds it sad when I hear Scottish people brag about Wallace fighting for independence, but when we are given a free chance to become independent, the surveys are shown majority of us are going to vote 'NO'
Come on Scotland! Vote 'YES'!
ALBA GU BRATH!
There are more politics in independence than that. The idea of separation is good, but it feeds politics too much to be worth it.
ALBA GU BRATH
ALBA GU BRATH
Alba gu bráth!
Even though I'm an American, I honestly have more respect for Scotland or even the UK than this sappy nation.